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Housemates,
report to the pool area.
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Each week, the producers
give us a challenge
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To win a week's worth
of food.
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This week, they filled the pool
with barnyard animals.
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[mooing, bleating, oinking]
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Any of god's creatures
that we saved from drowning
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Would be slaughtered
for a spectacular feast.
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[all shouting at once]
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[quack quack]
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Hey back off!
Get your own
damn soup!
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[glass breaking]
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What the hell was that?
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[animals crying]
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[gasps]
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Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh!
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Wooldoor sockbat,
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What on god's
great white earth
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Are you doing?
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Can't...Stop...Humping.
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Har har har har!
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Well, I'll be
a monkey's uncle.
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Oh, so it's fine
when you say it.
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Aaaaah! Ooooh!
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Eeeeeee! Aaah!
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The reason wooldoor
here is so horny
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Is 'cause he's
finally hit puberty.
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Mazel tov.
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Unh! Eee! Eee! Eee!
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Unh! I...Can't...
Get...Relief.
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Oh, sweetie,
if you want relief,
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All you need
is a little pud play.
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A little wha..?
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You know, "rub one out,"
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"choke the chicken,"
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"goin' number 3."
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I'm saying you need
to masturbate.
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But isn't
masturbation
a sickening,
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Indefensible sin
against god?
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Princess, please.
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Masturbation
is fun and natural,
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Not to mention
it's a great way
to earn 5 bucks
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Without
touching a guy.
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You have an answer
for everything, don't you?
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Yup.
'cept for math.
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Please, foxxy,
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Teach me how to,
uh, mas...Turbate.
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Fine, go ahead.
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But I promise you this.
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You will all
go to hell.
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Hell, I tells ya.
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Hell!
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Huh?
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'ey!
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Whoa, ling-ling,
lookin' good!
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[speaking japanese]
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"p...Lerr."
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Ling-ling's going out
clubbing again.
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That's where he sneaks
out to every night.
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Hmm, that's odd.
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I'm always hitting
the hottest clubs in town,
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And I never see ling-ling.
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[slurping]
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Hey, ling-ling,
what's up?
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If it's--
would it be cool--
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Could we go to the club
with you, ling-ling?
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Oh, please, please, please.
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[speaking japanese]
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Whoopee!
Goody! Goody!
Whoo!
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Foxxy: I decided to
take it upon myself
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To show wooldoor
how to get it on
with his bad-self.
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And all you horny
college kids
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Now would be a
real good time
to hit them lights.
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Grab some lotion
and pull out a
big ol' box of tissues.
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First,
foxxy sets
the mood.
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[jazz playing]
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Now, before I gets
my engine running,
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I pops the hood.
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Hunh! And then...
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Foxxy starts
going to town.
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Oh, you want to party,
too, do you?
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Sure thing, baby.
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There's enough
room down here
for everybody.
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"enough room...
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For everybody."
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Oh, yeah,
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And sometimes
a little exotic food play
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Spices things up.
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[sizzling]
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Ooh, yeah, that's
finger-fucking good.
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Keep it going.
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And sometimes
the foxxy
lose herself
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In a little
role-playing fantasy.
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Oh, yeah, frank,
that's the spot!
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And then, foxxy
brings it all home
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By using
a little bit
of force.
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Ohh! Ohh! Oh, jeez!
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That's it, daddy!
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Almost there!
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You got me!
Here, daddy!
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Almost there!
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Here I come!
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Lalalalalalalalala!
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[explosion]
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And that is how
the foxxy masturbates.
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[whimpering]
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[techno playing]
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The club
was jumping,
jumping!
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And ling-ling was
surrounded by babes.
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But somehow we got
stuck hanging out
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With ling-ling's lame friend
steve from long island.
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What's the deal
with ling-ling?
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He's got these
beautiful babes
all over him,
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And it's like
he could care less.
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Let's just say my boy likes
a bit more of a challenge.
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Yo, check it.
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Hmm.
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Huh.
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Hyah!
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[speaking japanese]
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Hee!
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Hunh!
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Aah!
Unh!
Eww!
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Hyah!
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Aaaaaah!
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Ha! Yo, l-dog
is the man.
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Eeeee-aah!
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Hyah!
Aaah!
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Wooldoor went
to his room
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To figure hisself out.
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As it turned out,
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Sockbat masturbation
was a lot more complicated
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Than I expected.
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I can do it!
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I can finally do it!
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Watch!
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[humming]
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[doink]
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[jiggle-jiggle]
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D'oy!
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[humming]
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Aah!
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
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[bell dings]
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Bleh-ah...
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[purring]
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I present to you all:
my clum baby.
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[theme from lion king
playing]
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[speaking japanese]
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[japanese accent]
ohh, last night's battle
was amazing.
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What are you
thinking about?
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Ohh! I thought
you were different.
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Screw you!
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[beep]
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Woman: hey, ling-ling,
it's me, pay-ling.
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The hideous
one-eyed battle monster.
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You never call me back.
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Second woman: remember me,
ling-ling?
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You battle me and my sister
at the belmont rounds.
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[beep]
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Man: hello, number one son.
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[gasps]
father!
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Your mother and I know
you have enjoyed
the bachelor life,
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But now it time to be
with one opponent forever.
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We have arranged
battle for you.
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But nothing!
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It is ling tradition!
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Do not bring more shame
to our family.
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Yoko ono!
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[bell dings]
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Ahh...
This feels so good.
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Now I know why captain hero
does it all over the pool table
late at night
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When he thinks no one
is watching.
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[squish]
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[boom]
ah-ah-ah ah!
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That will
be enough
of that.
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Look out! She's got a gun!
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Aah!
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I knew wooldoor
wouldn't listen to me,
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So I brought a friend who
might be a bit more convincing.
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Ah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!!
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Oh, poor him.
That sucks.
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And it need not
to have happened
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But for this boy's
sick obsession with
the sin of masturbation.
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Holy shit!
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Unless something
unexpectedly
magical happens,
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I guess I'll give up
masturbation forever.
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[purring]
uh! What is that?
Hey!
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[bzzzz--reowrr]
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Oh...
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Oh, my god!
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[beethoven's
ode to joy plays]
I can see! My palms...
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They're bare! I'm cured!
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Hmm! What shall I
do first?
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Ooh! I know!
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[panting]
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[door slams]
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[boy grunts,
struggles, gasps]
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Whoa, wooldoor's clum
can cure disease.
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[ka-ching]
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Folks would pay
a pretty penny
for this junk.
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[ka-ching]
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So, we goin' out tonight
for a little dancin',
a little romancin'?
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We gots to bounce
before ling-ling's
arranged battle arrives.
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Herr-o, preez,
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I here see
mr. Wring-wring,
preez.
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I bring him arranged battle.
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[zoink]
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Foxxy: spanky and I
convinced wooldoor
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To use
his magical clum babies
to help those in need.
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Foxxy was gonna finally
fulfill her dream
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Of buyin' a million dollars
worth of lotto tickets.
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When is mutant semen
worth $273?
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When it works.
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Can it cure
the alzheimer's?
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Go ahead,
dr. Clum, baby.
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[humming]
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[doink]
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[jiggle-jiggle]
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D'oy!
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[humming]
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Aah!
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
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[bell dings]
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00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,735
Bleh-ah...
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00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,636
Hock--pooh!
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[bzzzz--reowrr]
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[beethoven's
ode to joy plays]
oh, my god! It works!
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It works! I can
remember everything:
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My wife celia
died 5 years ago,
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I live all alone
in an abusive
nursing home,
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And no one has
visited me or bathed me
in years.
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It's a miracle.
It's a miracle!
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Oh, my god! It works!
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Give me some!
Clum all over me!
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Eeyah!
Peter cetera: ¶ I am a man ¶
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¶ who will fight
for your honor ¶
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¶ I'll be the hero
that you're-- ¶
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[panting]
[panting]
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¶ dreaming of ¶
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[squeak, squeak...]
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Princess clara:
this was madness--
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Sacrificing potential lives
to save existing ones?
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Hallelujah! My crutches
don't squeak anymore.
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Don't worry, jesus.
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I will put an end
to this blasphemy
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Before it saves the lives
of countless millions!
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[boom]
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[boom]
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00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,085
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey!
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00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,486
What are you
doing here?
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I'd like you
to meet my new friends.
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Oh, my god!
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00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,727
The veggie fables!
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00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,428
I love your
religious propaganda
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00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,597
Clumsily disguised
as children's
entertainment.
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00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,667
We're gonna give you all
to the count of jo3:16
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00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,736
To stop this abomination
or else!
260
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,171
You tell 'em,
bob the cucumber.
Eh-hyooh!
261
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,840
Thank you,
larry the tomato.
262
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,641
You wanna dance?
263
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,642
Hyah!
[crash]
264
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,444
I'll dance.
265
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,079
We're not here to fight.
266
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,381
We're here to sing!
267
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,548
[piano plays intro]
268
00:11:56,583 --> 00:12:00,319
¶ god is watching
everything you do ¶
269
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,855
¶ when you get undressed
or take a shower ¶
270
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,157
¶ when you touch yourself
for hour after hour ¶
271
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,660
¶ god is watching
everything you do ¶
272
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:12,498
¶ and he thinks you're
a nasty, naughty, nympho slut ¶
273
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:16,402
¶ you sinful, filthy whore,
you're going to hell ¶
274
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,004
¶ your flesh will burn,
your bones will char ¶
275
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,673
¶ your soul will be
torn asunder ¶
276
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,274
Aah!
¶ you'll have to
hear the heretics ¶
277
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,909
¶ burn in hell ¶
278
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,177
For eternity!
279
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,912
So you better remember!
280
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,883
¶ god is watching
everything you do ¶
281
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,253
I'll never masturbate again.
I don't wanna go to hell!
282
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,723
I quit! Aah-ha ah!
Uhh...
283
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,895
[bell tolls]
I was having a great time
284
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,497
With clara and my new friends,
the veggie fables.
285
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:50,069
We rapped about jesus
and played fun games
they all knew from bible camp.
286
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,904
I'm sorry
for thinking
impure thoughts.
287
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:52,905
[whack]
argh!
288
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,906
I'm sorry
for being
so phallic.
289
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,407
[whack]
ow.
290
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,677
I'm sorry
for buying child slaves
from third world countries.
291
00:12:58,712 --> 00:12:59,678
[whack]
ah!!
292
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,413
Choir: ¶ hallelujah-- ¶
free!
293
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,782
I said, "I'm sorry,"
not "stop dusting."
294
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,284
Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Ooh-hoo.
295
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,452
I'm sorry
I masturbated.
296
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,653
[whack]
aah!
297
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,488
And I'm sorry
I help people.
[whack]
ah!
298
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,791
And I'm sorry I spy
on clara going potty
every morning.
299
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,827
What?!
That's disgusting.
300
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,096
Oh, you're one
to talk, princess
smell-your-wipes.
301
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,130
[whack]
ack!
302
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,132
All was right
with the world.
303
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,001
Wooldoor was repenting
for his--
304
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,536
[coughing]
305
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,506
Oh, my,
is this...Blood?
306
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,875
[dramatic musical sting]
307
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:30,943
[sniffing]
308
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:31,910
[musical sting]
309
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,692
What is it?
310
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,830
I tell you,
I have a headache.
311
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,769
Fine. We battle...
But make it quick.
312
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,604
Hyah!
313
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,840
Oh, ling-ling,
you are such
a big battle man.
314
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,108
You're killing me so good.
315
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,678
Oh, my god! I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
316
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,712
Oop! I just died.
317
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,847
Wow. That was
the best battle ever.
318
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,916
Ahh...
319
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,053
Foxxy: with wooldoor gone,
320
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,722
The miracle fountain
of spew had run dry.
321
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,891
Sorry, folks.
We're closed for business.
322
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,359
You don't have to
die at home,
323
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,061
But you can't die here.
324
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,062
[coughing]
325
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,631
Oh, it's you, clara.
What you want?
326
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:29,835
I am not clara.
I am but a stranger.
[coughing]
327
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,503
How can that be clara?
328
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,172
Clara doesn't
have a moustache.
329
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:37,343
I am here because
I have the consumption.
330
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,245
Surely you have
one clum baby left.
331
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,981
I'm sorry, but we're
completely dry, mister.
332
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,216
Please! [hack]
333
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,219
I don't want [hack]
to die [hack]
334
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,421
So ironically.
335
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,992
You were right, foxxy.
It is clara.
336
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,896
And she's so sick
her moustache fell off.
337
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,832
What should we do?
338
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,668
Ah!
339
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,846
What you say, ring-ring?
340
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,748
You no want to
battle me no more?
341
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:23,088
Ahh...No, ring-ring.
I feel it, too.
342
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,090
There are no spark
when we battle.
343
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,630
I have a crazy thought.
344
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,298
Now, bear with me...
345
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,201
What if instead
of battle,
346
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,770
We just fuck.
347
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,145
Sure. Reawwrrr!
348
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,446
Mm! Mm!
349
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,784
¶ I am man
who will fight for your ¶
350
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:55,888
Clara had ignored
the terrible suffering of
the countless sick and dying,
351
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:59,792
And part of foxxy knew
she deserved the consumption,
352
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:03,062
But the frosty side of me
told me I had to help.
353
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,630
[bell tolls]
354
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,040
Buh-guh--eh!
355
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,275
Ahh...
356
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,181
What?
What are you doing?
Where am I?
357
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,415
You've been
brainwashed
358
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,217
By some
religious
vegetables.
359
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,953
Oh, and clara
need a clum baby.
360
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,589
I can't do it.
I won't do it.
361
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,158
Oh, I think you will.
362
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,996
Ahh...
363
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,100
Those sockbats--
they've gone wild...
364
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,301
Volume 4.
365
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,971
God no likee.
God no likee!
366
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,241
Oh...But they're
showing their boobies
367
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,243
'cause they're so drunk.
368
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,445
Ah-ah-ah ooh--grandma?!
369
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,880
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Oh, my gosh!
370
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,181
Oh, my gosh! Oh...
371
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,182
[ding]
372
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,617
Bleh!
373
00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,618
[purring]
374
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,787
Where am I?
375
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,556
Is that...
A clum baby?
376
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:08,761
It is!
It is a clum baby!
377
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,096
Clara, stop!
378
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,398
You mustn't use
one of those.
379
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,666
God forbids it!÷
380
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,933
God damn it!
381
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,301
What's the point of
having a secret deep
programming room
382
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,170
If everybody
know where it is?
383
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,440
Clara, please put
the clum baby down.
384
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,942
But she's dying.
She needs it.
385
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,010
[coughing]
386
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,046
I don't know what to do.
387
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,114
I have the consumption.
388
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,216
Then god wants you
to have the consumption.
389
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,918
That's just retarded.
390
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,054
What if god
created clum babies
391
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,122
Because
he wants clara to live?
392
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,323
But the bible says--
393
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,526
Yeah, yeah. The bible
says a lot of things...
394
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,994
And not very clearly.
395
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,797
We ain't sayin'
your interpretation
is wrong,
396
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,100
But perhaps
the bible isn't a set
of strict rules
397
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,835
But rather a guide
to help each of us
398
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,538
To find our
personal relationship
with the lord.
399
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,473
I never thought
of it that way.
400
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,576
I guess that is possible.
401
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,977
Enough fucking talk!
402
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,179
In the name of god,
403
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,781
Put that fucking
clum baby down!
404
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:03,949
But--but--
405
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,385
Eh! But--but--but!
406
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,220
Aah! Jesus
god!
407
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,621
Uhh!
408
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,889
This wasn't part
of the plan.
409
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,425
We agreed no one
would get hurt. Uh.
410
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,426
Holy shit
411
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,128
Bob the cucumber's
gone crazy!!
412
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,129
Is this crazy?!
413
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,264
No, please!
414
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,265
Eh!
415
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,002
Aah!
416
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:26,038
Pasta faz--
ooh. Eh.
417
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,706
What the--
418
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:28,841
Uhh!
419
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,343
He thought I was fat...
[aah]
420
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:34,847
And guys aren't into real--
what the hell--aah!
421
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,952
Ooh-ah!
422
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,820
Aah! Ah.
423
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,656
[humming] huh?
424
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,725
Hmm?
425
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,693
Oh!
426
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,636
[gunshots]
aaaah!
427
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,807
[click]
428
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,244
Please, don't kill me!
I don't want to die.
429
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,046
Don't be scared,
wooldoor.
430
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,381
I saved them all
from going to hell,
431
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,918
And now, I will
save your soul, too.
432
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,086
Oh...Eh eh-eh-eh-eh!
433
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,087
[purring]
434
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,221
Aah!
435
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,123
Get off me! Get off me!
436
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,426
[bzzzz--reowrr]
437
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,362
I'm cured.
438
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,565
The clum babies
have cured me
of my psychosis.
439
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:30,002
I no longer cling
to the comforting belief
in an all-knowing power.
440
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,838
Oh, dear. Did I do this?
441
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,510
What have I done?!
442
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,479
I thought I was
doing god's work!
443
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,047
No! No!
444
00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:46,385
I'm a monster.
I can't live with this.
445
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,353
[gunshot]
446
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,759
So god killed everyone...
447
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,595
The good guys...
448
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,431
The bad guys...
449
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,235
And even steve
from long island...
450
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,371
But not me.
451
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,872
And I know why.
452
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,941
With everyone else gone,
453
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,578
I can finally
enjoy masturbating
the way he intended...
454
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,380
By myself.
455
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,781
[purring]
456
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,116
[bzzz-reowr--]
457
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:20,019
No, no. Don't bring them
back, little friend,
not yet.
458
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,420
[ding]
459
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,455
[purring]
460
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,057
[doink]
461
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,325
Oh, yeah.
462
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,860
That's the stuff.
463
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,261
[rubbing]
464
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,496
[doink]
465
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,131
[rubbing faster]
466
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,165
[plop]
467
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,600
[squishing]
468
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,834
[crack]
469
00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,302
[jiggle-jiggle]
470
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,438
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
[rumbling]
471
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,507
[bell rings]
ooh! Ehhh-eh!
472
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,476
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