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[Screaming]
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[Whistling]
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♪♪ la, la, la, la ♪♪
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[Doorbell rings]
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Mail call!
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What the heck
are these?
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Eh, just a few more
copyright infringement
letters.
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E!
I'll take thos
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♪♪ do-Dee-Do, do
, do-Dee-Doot ♪♪
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[Shredding]
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And a letter for...
ling-Ling.
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Hi-Ya!
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Man: ♪♪ ling-Ling
into bat-- ♪♪
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Yay!
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[Speaking foreign language]
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What's that
troiental saying?
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I can't read it.
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Something about
an all-New daily show.
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I do like
that jon stewart.
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Hey, would you guys
mind signing
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For your neighbor's package?
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Someone finally bought
that house, huh?
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Yeah.
Some greeks moved in.
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Did you hear that?
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Greeks!
Next door!
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Back in college
i would have joined
a fraternity
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If not for
one small incident.
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So, you're
the president of
the fraternity, huh?
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Yeah--
Yah!
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[Gurgles]
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I guess
i'm the president now!
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Actually,
as vice president
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I'm the new
president.
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Oh!
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Later, you gay
independents.
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I'm gonna
rush me a frat.
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[Glass shatters]
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I think
the mailman meant
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An immigrant family
from greece moved in,
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Not a fraternity.
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And that wasn't a roofie,
captain hero.
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That was a tic-Tac.
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Are you guys going
to fuck me or not?
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[Speaking foreign language]
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Oh, nothing
bring me joy.
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I too old to battle,
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And my cataract make
karaoke impossible.
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[Tequilaplaying]
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Uh...
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Ohh...
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You should be happy,
ling-Ling.
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After jun-Jee die,
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You inherit
his billions!
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Move in with
shameful son? Ha!
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Oh, i do like
jon stewart, son.
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Ok, i move into
ill-Defined parody
house with you.
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Yeah!
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Hello!
My name is
captain hero.
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I just wanted
to introduce myself
and tell you that
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You guys have
the most awesome house!
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Oh, yes,
well, thank you.
We are very happy here.
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Listen, we are just
sitting down to dinner,
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So, uh, thank you
for the stopping by.
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Dude, i am total
pledge material!
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Excuse me--
Why, did you fart?
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[Laughs
and flatulates]
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[Woman gasps]
oh!
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Social!
[Gasps]
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[Cat howls]
[tequilaplaying]
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[All whimpering]
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[Gulps]
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Will you be
my big brother?
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Party foul.
Dead arm!
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Aah!
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[Belches and retches
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Dude, i snarfed!
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That should be
my pledge name.
Snarf!
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Ooh, let's play
ooky pita!
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Snarf go first.
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Please, scary man,
get out of our house
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And never come back.
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What?
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You don't want me
in your house?
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Just please
do leave us.
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[Sobbing]
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[Glass breaks]
[sheep bleats]
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I wish
i was dead.
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Oh, look!
Another sick parent.
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Just stack him in
the corner with
the rest of them.
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[Flies buzzing]
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Hey, foxxy.
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When are you gonna
contribute to
the parent pile?
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When my daddy get back
from buyin'
them cigarettes.
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[Beeping]
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Cameras everywhere,
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Obscure cartoon
characters,
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Smells like urine.
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This just like
tokyo disneyland!
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[Sighs]
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You are great embarrassment
to family name.
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I am ashamed
to call you
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Ling-Ling hitler
bin laden seacrest.
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[Grumbling]
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Oh!
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[Flies buzzing]
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[Munching sounds]
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Oh!
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Who the hiroshima
is that?
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Oh, jun-Jee wouldn't mind
sweeping that leg chubby.
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Cannonball!
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[Both whimpering]
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Oh,
i am such a loser!
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Oh, sweetie,
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I know
it never feels good
to be rejected.
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Even when it's by
an immigrant
greek family
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That you've mistaken
for a college frat.
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I know,
but i still don't get
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Why they didn't want me
as a pledge.
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Maybe i didn't showcase
all my positive attributes,
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Like my ability
to spot a toupee.
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There's one!
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[Screaming]
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You don't need them,
captain hero.
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You've got
all the friends you need
right here.
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You're right,
xandir.
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I don't need
their fraternity
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If i start my own!
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Oh, fuck me.
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Here's to starting
the biggest, bestest,
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Drunkiest driviest,
vehicular manslaughteriest
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Get-Off-With-A-Slap-
On-The-Wrist-
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Because-Our-Dads
are-The-Richiest
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Fraternity on campus.
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[Glass shatters]
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That wasn't
a roofie,
captain hero.
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It was
some candy made
by willy wonka.
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[Plays flute]
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Men:
♪♪ goofy roofies,
buggery-Boo ♪♪
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Captain hero:
line up!
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You maggots are
the worst pledges
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In the history of
this fraternity.
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Both:
sir, sorry, sir!
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Thousands of
committed brothers
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Have passed through
these doors.
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Look at them.
Look at them!
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Both:
sir, looking, sir.
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They were all
like family to me.
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Well, except one.
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Now drop
and give me 20 plies!
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Both:
sir, yes, sir!
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Now, pledges,
as you know,
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We are the coolest
fraternity on
campus.
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But the fraternity
next door
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Thinks they're
even cooler than us.
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Should we let them
get away with that?
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Both:
sir, no, sir!
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Then let's teach
those assholes
a lesson.
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Charge!
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[Screaming]
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[Cyndi lauper performing
girls just want to have fun]
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[All giggling]
good one!
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[Glass shatters]
[both gasp]
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[Screams]
panty raid!
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♪♪ i come home
in the morning light ♪♪
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♪♪ my mother says when ♪♪
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♪♪ you gonna
live your life right ♪♪
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ª
♪♪ oh, mother dear,
we're not the fortunate ones âª
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♪♪ and girls,
they want to have fun ♪♪
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[Screaming]
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♪♪ oh, girls-- ♪♪
yee-Haw!
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Ai-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi!
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[Southern accent]
your kind ain't
welcome here no more.
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Hello, 9-1-1?
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This is
the georgiopoulos hous--
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No, we're not taking
anymore pledges.
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Will you please
just send someone over?
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♪♪ in your loud eyes ♪♪
♪♪ eyes ♪♪
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♪♪i feel the heat ♪♪
♪♪ brown eyes ♪♪
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♪♪of tiny feet... ♪♪
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Oh, toot-San,
you have stolen my heart.
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I'm not that fat,
old man!
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[Growls]
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[Grunts]
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[Screams]
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Excuse me! Pardon me!
[Both grunting]
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Pardon me! [Grunts]
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[Sizzles]
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[Gurgles]
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Ohh...
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But she have
such beautiful, tiny feet.
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There must be something
a beauty like that would want
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From an old, dying,
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Prone-To-Changing-His-Will
billionaire like me.
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Billionaire!
[Gasps]
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Why didn't you
just say so?
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Interested in
sticking your
john mccain
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Into
my hanoi hilton?
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[Both grunting]
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[Slurping]
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These invites will get you
2 sweet things
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To the front of the line
for tonight's party.
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Clothing is
totally optional.
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Ha ha ha ha!
[Doorbell rings]
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Ooh, that's probably
my uncle with the keg!
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Mr. Hero,
your new neighbors
have issued
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A restraining order
against you,
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Some queer in
a peter pan outfit,
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And a talking banana.
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[Screams]
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Shenanigans like that
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Will get us
kicked off campus.
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You two are gone!
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But where will
the fraternity get
its potassium?
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Those dildos next door
went to the dean.
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They're trying
to make us even lamer
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Than that lame frat
down the street!
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Do a keg stand,
mishe!
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All: mishe!
Mishe! Mishe!
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We're not going
to let them destroy us,
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Are we, plebes?
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Both:
sir, never, sir!
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And to prove it,
xandir,
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Lock yourself in
the trunk of a car
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With this bottle
of whiskey,
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And don't come out
until it's empty.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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And wooldoor,
you tie one end
of this rope
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Around your penis,
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And the other
around this brick,
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And then throw it
over the balcony.
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Sir, thank you
for making my wish
come true, sir!
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There goes
one brave kid.
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Captain hero narrating:
now that the pledges
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Were showing
some real house pride,
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It was time
to get our revenge
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On our rival
fraternity
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With the greatest
prank of them all.
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We shall steal
their mascot!
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[Thunder]
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Wooldoor:
[screaming]
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00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:02,902
It's not
so bad.
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00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,637
Stop screwing
around, plebe.
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Ugh! [Groans
and whimpers]
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We have got
a mascot to steal.
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If we do this,
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I will have accomplished
almost every goal
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I have ever
set for myself.
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Bathroom,
camels, goat...
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And the sek-Us.
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[Slams]
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[Grunts]
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00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,097
Ha!
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00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,133
Man alive!
That is one hairy goat!
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00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,302
Sir, i think
that might not be
a goat at all.
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00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,471
It looks more like
a little girl, sir.
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Oh, you are
such a freshman.
257
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,242
Why would a fraternity have
a little girl as a mascot?
258
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,977
3 demerits!
259
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:45,845
[Grunts]
260
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,580
Pledge, xandir,
you can tell
261
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,881
She's a goat, right?
262
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:51,917
[Indistinct shouting
and banging]
263
00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:54,086
Oh, yes.
She's a goat all right.
264
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,255
[Speaking greek]
265
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:57,990
[Muffled grunting]
266
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,460
This will be the greatest
fraternity prank ever!
267
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:02,762
Hyah!
268
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,930
[Wooldoor grunting]
269
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,076
Hey! Who i sleep with
is my business!
270
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,377
Ahd getting you
the best deal
271
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,546
On a new or used chevy
is his business!
272
00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,715
[Horse whinnies]
yee-Haw!
273
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:25,317
Maybe we should just try
to get along.
274
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,486
I would suggest
you start kissing my ass.
275
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,788
After all,
276
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:32,258
I am gonna be
your new mother.
277
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,860
[Screams]
278
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,162
[Birds clamor]
279
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,897
Oh, did i mention
i have a fat ass?
280
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:38,764
[Flatulence]
281
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,499
[Sobbing]
282
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,234
Ma'am,
283
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,969
I know this is difficult.
284
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:47,006
But do you
remember anything
285
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,307
About the sandwich
i asked you to make for me?
286
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,608
Huh?
287
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,777
Oh, this is going
way better
288
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,079
Than i expected.
289
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,380
[Doorbell rings]
290
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:55,681
[Snickering]
291
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,416
Hello,
campus security.
292
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,151
Can i help you?
293
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,453
Yes, i don't know
if you've heard,
294
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,188
But little georgina's
been abducted.
295
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,489
Ha ha!
296
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,658
The goat's name
is georgina.
297
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,827
That is so gay!
298
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,429
Perhaps being a super hero
who lives right next door,
299
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,598
You've noticed
someone suspicious
in the area?
300
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:13,899
Oh, no, sir.
301
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,803
We haven't seen
any baa-D guys
around here.
302
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,538
[Both laugh]
303
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,273
Well, if you happen
to see anything,
304
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,008
Let us know.
305
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:23,876
Both: phi alpha gamma!
306
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,177
Phi alpha gamma!
307
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:26,045
We're really good
308
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,346
At thinking of chants!
309
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,214
Uh...
um...
310
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:29,949
Uh...
uh...
311
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:30,816
Both: ok, not that good.
312
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,118
Wait, i've got one!
313
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,686
No, that's stupid.
314
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,764
Man: i now
pronounce you
315
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,366
Husband
and wife.
316
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:50,402
You may now roll
the bride's fat face
in flour
317
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,138
And kiss
the wet spot.
318
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,439
Ooh!
Ooh! Spot.
319
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,306
[Grunts]
320
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,777
[Cheering]
no!
321
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,849
[Chuckling]
322
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:04,717
Oh, pardon me,
323
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,452
Schmucky woman starting
to sell real estate
324
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,621
In a desperate attempt to
create a career for herself
325
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,922
Way too late in life
326
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,223
Because her husband
dumped her sorry ass,
327
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,826
But did
our neighbors move?
328
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,127
I'm afraid so.
329
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,428
Huzzah!
[Indistinct]
330
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,164
I guess after
their daughter
was kidnapped,
331
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,465
Never to be found,
332
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,766
They gave up on
their american dream
333
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,935
And moved back
to greece.
334
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,236
Daughter?
335
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:25,538
Kidnapped and...
336
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,441
Wait a second.
337
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,610
Wait a second!
338
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,829
So, she's the daughter
of a greek family,
339
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,865
Not the goat mascot of
a greek fraternity.
340
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,467
[Laughs]
doesn't this beat all?!
341
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,636
Come on.
Talk about embarrassing.
342
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,805
Oh, xandir's not gonna
believe this!
343
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,106
[Flies buzzing]
344
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,842
Oh, my god.
[Retches]
345
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,878
Sir!
You're a fucking idiot,
sir!
346
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,179
[Grunts]
347
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,480
Stanley?
348
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,782
Sorry, barbara.
349
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,083
I need someone
who makes me feel passion,
350
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,119
Not just some desperate
middle-Aged hag.
351
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,722
You want
to join us in here?
352
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,457
Oh, stanley.
353
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,626
This is the best
i deserve.
354
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,566
[Dog barking]
355
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,735
Hey, sugar pie!
356
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,470
[Yelps]
357
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,242
Toot braunstein,
358
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,844
We have this court order
to stop you
359
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,579
From spending
the jun-Jee's money.
360
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,255
Hey, i'm no slut!
361
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,556
I earned this money!
362
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:54,460
I've been letting jun-Jee
ram his tank into
my tiananmen square!
363
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,930
Sadly, he always ignores
the little student.
364
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,135
No, it's my money!
365
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,171
It's my money!
366
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,473
It's my money!
367
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,774
Silence!
368
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,377
Toot: husband!
369
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,545
How long
have you been
standing there?
370
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,281
Long enough.
371
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,751
Ling-Ling,
you do not deserve
inheritance.
372
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,920
And you, toot,
you no love jun-Jee.
373
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,655
You just marry me
for money.
374
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,558
So, jun-Jee decide
no one get
his fortune.
375
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:27,860
Yoko ono!
376
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,595
Yoo-Hoo ho ho!
377
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,896
Jun-Jee spend it all
378
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,065
On only dream
jun-Jee have left:
379
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:36,969
I buy ticket on
space shuttle to moon!
380
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,270
Peace out, y'all!
381
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,343
Say, herb, did you get
your nose straightened?
382
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,512
.
Yeah, now nobody
can tell i'm a jew
383
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,681
[Canned laughter]
384
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,283
Captain hero: so,
i guess as it turns out,
385
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,452
You're not actually
a goat.
386
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,922
Foxxy gots
to keep a closer eye
on you retards.
387
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,223
I know, i know.
388
00:15:58,657 --> 00:15:59,959
This is totally
the kind of crap
389
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,694
That makes you lose
your charter.
390
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,862
Well, i learned
my lesson.
391
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,031
Kids,
don't do something
you know is wrong
392
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,634
Just to be accepted
into some cool club.
393
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,369
And i guess
i have learned
394
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,104
That not everything
with hair on it
395
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,405
Is a goat.
396
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:15,574
Which would mean...
397
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,743
That's right,
captain hero!
398
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,346
Your leg is not a goat.
[Goat bleats]
399
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,081
What do we do with
little georgina?
400
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,816
We got to get her
back to her family.
401
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,551
We gots to go to greece!
402
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,720
Both: road trip!
403
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,756
Off the weave, ho!
404
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,925
Captain hero narrating:
and so, we began
our journey to greece
405
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,527
To reunite yet another
war-Torn family.
406
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,696
I had always dreamed
of going to greece.
407
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,299
I only hoped
it was as beautiful
as it looked in the movies.
408
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,166
[All gasp]
409
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,769
[All scatting]
410
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,504
Wow!Grease!
411
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,805
It's amazing.
412
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,107
It's beautiful!
413
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,408
It's the word!
414
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:53,746
Come on, ling-Ling.
415
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,782
We have to go to nasa
and stop your father.
416
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,951
We can't let him
give away
all my money!
417
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,252
[Sighs]
418
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,722
Please?
419
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,457
I can't get
there alone.
420
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,192
I need someone
to hold the stick
421
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,361
With the ho ho
in front of me.
422
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,133
Dude, your money.
I would go.
423
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,000
Don't leave.
424
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,301
He'll kill me.
425
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,411
You want
half my ho ho?!
426
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:28,013
I should kill you
where you stand!
427
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,387
Ok. That's fai
r. Let's go.
428
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,857
Hey! You have to
shake it a little.
429
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,026
My eyes are
attracted to motion.
430
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,761
[Cowbell clanks]
[grunting]
431
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,930
[Imitates
chimpanzee]
432
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,268
[Gunshot]
433
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,640
First, jun-Jee check
control panel.
434
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,809
Yes. It looks like
everything set
435
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,411
To go straight ahead
into space.
436
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,315
Jun-Jee ready
for launch.
437
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,050
Announcer: t-Minus
two minutes to raunch.
438
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,689
[Grunting]
439
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:15,027
Honey, this is no way
to spend my money!
440
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,328
It not your money.
441
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,931
And trip to moon
make jun-Jee happy.
442
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,245
You're right.
443
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,546
There is always
something better
444
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:35,848
Coming up next.
445
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,583
I don't need
to blow fortune
446
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,450
On trip to moon.
447
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,053
Besides, space turns
asians into queers.
448
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,222
That only explanation
for george takei.
449
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,427
Let's go,
number one son.
450
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,162
Announcer: t-Minus 11...
[grunting]
451
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,463
10...
wait!
452
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,764
9, 8...
help!
453
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,500
I'm stuck!
I'm stuck!
454
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,235
6, 5...
455
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,837
4, 3...
god damn it!
456
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,006
2, 1...
[cowbell clanks]
457
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,175
[Transporter hums]
458
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,211
Oh, my!
459
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,380
Oh, my yourself!
460
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,115
Ooh!
461
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,754
Oh, there go
mr. Georgiopoulos
462
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,489
With them pink ladies.
463
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,658
Sir, you are just
gonna laugh
464
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,261
When you hear
what happened.
465
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,863
Georgina?!
Is that you?!
466
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,165
Daaa-D!
467
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,333
Oh, my sweet,
sweet daughter!
468
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,803
Oh, thank you,
mighty thor!
469
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,105
[Thunder]
470
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,575
Once again, captain hero
has saved the day!
471
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,479
Honey,
did that man hurt you?
472
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,648
Did he touch you?
473
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:43,515
Teen: hey, ho!
474
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,552
?
Like, what the hell
did you do to george's kid
475
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,154
Greased lightning!
Sandy! Whoa.
476
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,889
♪♪ fraternity pledging ♪♪
477
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,058
♪♪ had me a blast ♪♪
478
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,359
♪♪ i was sleeping ♪♪
479
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,094
♪♪
♪♪ happened so fast
480
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,396
♪♪ i grabbed the goat ♪♪
481
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,565
♪♪ and ran for my life ♪♪
482
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,866
♪♪ i tried to scream ♪♪
483
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,035
♪♪ but he had a knife ♪♪
484
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,336
Both: ♪♪ kidnapping ♪♪
485
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,637
♪♪ oh, what a fling ♪♪
486
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,240
♪♪ whoa, yeah,
those pledging days ♪♪
487
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,975
Women: ♪♪ tell us
what happened next ♪♪
488
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,710
Men: ♪♪ did you
tie her up
in chains? ♪♪
489
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,445
♪♪ did he have
a big stick? ♪♪
490
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,180
♪♪ did you slap
her around? ♪♪
491
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,048
♪♪ did he make you
suck his ♪♪
492
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,349
♪♪ big balls ♪♪
♪♪ shooby-Do wop ♪♪
493
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,650
♪♪ oh, yeah ♪♪
♪♪ do-Wop ♪♪
494
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,952
♪♪ mother-Freaking
balls ♪♪
495
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:20,819
Both: ♪♪ kidnapping ♪♪
496
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,120
♪♪ oh, what a fling ♪♪
497
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:22,988
♪♪ whoa, yeah ♪♪
498
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,157
♪♪ those pledging--Ahh ♪♪
499
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,627
♪♪ days ♪♪
500
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,796
[Toot screams]
501
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,139
[Beeping]
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