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Sorry.
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Where did she go?
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What?
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What? Who are you? But...
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Where am I?
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What? What the hell is this place?
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What?!
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You can't do that, I wasn't...
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We're in flight. That is
physically impossible, how did...?
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Tell me where I am. I demand you
tell me, right now, where am I?
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Inside the TARDIS.
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The what? The TARDIS. What? The TARDIS.
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The what? It's called the TARDIS.
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That's not a proper word.
You're just saying things.
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How did you get in here?
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Well, obviously, when you kidnapped me.
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Who was it? Who's
paying you? Was it Nerys?
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Oh, my God, she's finally got me back.
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This has got Nerys written all
over it. Who the hell is Nerys?
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Your best friend!
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Wait a minute. What are
you dressed like that for?
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I'm going ten-pin bowling...
Why do you think, dumbo!
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I was halfway up the aisle!
I've waited all my life for this.
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I was just seconds away, and then you...
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I dunno, you drug me or something.
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I haven't done anything.
I'm having the police on you!
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Me and my husband, as
soon as he is my husband,
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we're gonna sue the
living backside off you!
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No, wait a minute,
wait a minute, don't...
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You're in space,
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outer space.
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This is my...spaceship.
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It's called the TARDIS.
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How am I breathing?
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The TARDIS is protecting us.
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Who are you?
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I'm The Doctor. You?
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Donna. Human?
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Yeah.
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Is that optional?
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It is for me.
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I don't understand it, and
I understand everything!
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This can't happen. There
is no way a human being
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can lock itself onto the TARDIS and
transport itself inside. It must be...
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It must be some sort of subatomic
connection, something in the temporal field.
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Maybe something macrobinding your
DNA with the interior matrix...
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Maybe a genetic...
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What was that for? Get me to the church!
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Right! Fine, I don't
want you here anyway!
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Where is this wedding?
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St Mary's, Haven Road,
Chiswick. London, England.
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Earth. The Solar System.
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I knew it.
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Acting all innocent,
I'm not the first, am I?
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How many women have you abducted?
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That's my friend's. Where is she
then, popped out for a spacewalk?
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She's gone.
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Gone where?
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I lost her.
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Well, you can hurry up and lose me!
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How do you mean, "lost"?
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Right! Chiswick!
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No, she didn't run away.
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We're not talking jitters,
she literally vanished,
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now go and check the house,
and see if she's there.
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Oh, Angelica, that's not
helping, is it? Now smarten up.
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Lance, any sign?
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I've looked all round.
Where the hell did she go?
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Showing off. First day at school,
she was sent home for biting.
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It's a bit more serious than that.
She's never disappeared before.
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She didn't disappear!
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It's a trick, it's one of her silly
little "look at me" party pieces.
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Oh, what if she's dead?
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Oh, don't say that.
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I said St Mary's.
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What sort of Martian
are you? Where's this?
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Something's wrong with her.
The TARDIS, like she's...
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recalibrating!
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She's digesting.
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What is it? What's wrong?
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Donna,
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is there anything that
might have caused this?
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Anything you might've done?
Any sort of alien contact?
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I can't let you go wandering
off, not if you're dangerous.
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Have you seen lights in the sky,
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or did you touch something,
like, something different,
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something strange, like something
made out of a funny sort of metal...
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Who are you getting married
to? You sure he's human?
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He's not a bit overweight with
a zip round his forehead, is he?
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Donna!
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Donna? Leave me alone.
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I just want to get married.
Come back to the TARDIS.
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No way, that box is too weird.
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It's bigger on the inside,
that's all. Oh, that's all!
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Ten past three, I'm gonna miss it.
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Can't you phone them, tell them
where you are? How do I do that?
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Haven't you got a mobile?
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I'm in my wedding dress.
It doesn't have pockets.
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Who has pockets? Have you
ever seen a bride with pockets?
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When I went to my fitting, the one thing
I forgot to say was, "Give me pockets!"
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This man you're
marrying, what's his name?
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Lance. Good luck, Lance.
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Oi! No stupid Martian is gonna stop me
from getting married. To hell with you!
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I'm not... I'm not from Mars.
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Taxi! He had his light
on! There's another one.
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Taxi!
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Oi!
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There's one.
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Oi!
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Why aren't they stopping?
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They think I'm in fancy dress.
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Lay off the sauce, darlin'!
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They think I'm drunk.
You're fooling no-one, mate!
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They think I'm in drag!
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Hold on, hold on.
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St Mary's, in Chiswick,
just off Haven Road.
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It's an emergency, I'm getting
married, just... Hurry up!
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That'll cost you, sweetheart,
double rates today.
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Oh, my God. Have you got any money?
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Um. No. Haven't you?
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Pockets!
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And that goes double for your mother!
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I'll have him. I've got
his number, I'll have him.
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Talk about the Christmas spirit.
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Is it Christmas?
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Well, duh! Maybe not on Mars,
but here it's Christmas Eve.
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Phone box!
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We can reverse the charges. How come
you're getting married on Christmas Eve?
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Can't bear it, I hate Christmas.
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Honeymoon, Morocco, sunshine, lovely.
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What's the operator? I've not done
this in years. What do you dial, 100?
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Just call direct. What did you do?
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Something...Martian. Now
phone! I'll get money.
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Oh, answer the phone!
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Hello? Oh, now the battery's gone
dead, has anyone got a charger?
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Could you try the hotel?
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Hello? Hello?
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Vikram, is your phone working?
I've got one wedding about to arrive
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and another wedding refusing to
leave, so it IS a police matter.
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Mum, get off the phone and listen!
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I'm in... Oh, my God,
I don't know where I am.
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It's a street... and there's a WH Smith.
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But it's definitely Earth!
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Excuse me. I'm begging you, I'm
getting married, and I'm late,
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and I just need to borrow a tenner,
and I'll pay you back, I promise.
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"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
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Taxi!
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St Mary's, Chiswick.
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Thanks for nothing, spaceman!
I'll see you in court!
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Donna!
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I'll give you the
rest when we get there.
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Oh, I look a mess.
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Hurry up!
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Hold on a minute, I said Chiswick!
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You've missed the turning. Excuse me?
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We should've turned off, back there.
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We're going the wrong way!
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm late for the wedding.
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My own wedding, do you get that?
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Turn around! Turn this
cab around right now!
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Are you deaf or what?
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Oh, my God.
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Help me!
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Help me!
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Help me! Help me!
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Help me!
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Help me! Help me!
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Help me! Get me out!
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Help me!
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Help me, I'm being driven by a robot!
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Behave!
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You are kidding me.
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Open the door!
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Do what?
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Open the door!
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I can't! It's locked!
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Santa's a robot!
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Donna, open the door.
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What for?! You've got to jump!
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Am I blinking flip jumping! I'm
supposed to be getting married!
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Listen to me, you've got to jump!
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I'm not jumping on a motorway!
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Whatever that thing is, it needs you.
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And whatever it needs
you for, it's not good!
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Now come on!
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I'm in my wedding dress!
Yes, you look lovely. Come on!
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I can't do it!
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Trust me.
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Is that what you said to her?
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Your friend. The one you lost.
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Did she trust you?
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Yes, she did. And she is not
dead. She is so alive. Now jump!
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Funny thing is, for a spaceship,
she doesn't do that much flying.
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We'd better give her a couple
of hours. You all right?
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Doesn't matter.
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Did we miss it?
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Yeah.
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Well, you can book another date.
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Course we can.
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You've still got the honeymoon.
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It's just a holiday, now.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Sorry.
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It's not your fault. Oh.
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That's a change.
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Wish you had a time machine.
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Then we could go back and get it right.
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Um, yeah, yeah.
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But...even if I did, I couldn't go
back on someone's personal timeline.
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Apparently.
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God, you're skinny.
This wouldn't fit a rat.
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Oh, and you'd better put this on.
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Oh, d'you have to rub it in?
Those creatures can trace you.
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This is a biodamper,
should keep you hidden.
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With this ring...I thee biodamp.
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For better or for worse.
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So come on, then
- robot Santas, what are they for?
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Your basic roboscavenger. The Father
Christmas stuff is just a disguise.
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I met them last Christmas.
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Why, what happened then?
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Great big spaceship,
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hovering over London? You didn't notice?
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I had a bit of a hangover.
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I spent Christmas Day over there,
the Powell Estate, with this...
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.family.
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My friend, she had this
family. Well, they...
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Still.
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Gone now.
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Your friend. Who was she?
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The question is, what do camouflage
robot mercenaries want with you?
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And how did you get inside
the TARDIS? I dunno...
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What's your job?
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I'm a secretary.
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Weird. I mean, you're not
special, you're not powerful,
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you're not clever,
you're not important...
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This friend of yours, just before she left,
did she punch you in the face? Stop bleeping me!
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What kind of secretary?
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I'm at HC Clements.
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That's where I met
Lance. I was temping...
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I mean, it was all a bit posh, really.
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I'd spent the last two years
at a double glazing firm.
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Well, I thought, I'm
never going to fit in here.
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And then he made me a cup of coffee.
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I mean, that just doesn't happen.
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Nobody gets the secretaries a coffee.
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And Lance, he's the Head of HR,
he didn't need to bother with me.
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But he was nice, he was funny.
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And it turns out he thought
everyone else was really snotty too.
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00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:19,933
So, that's how it started, me and him.
253
00:19:19,979 --> 00:19:23,267
One cup of coffee and
that was it. When was this?
254
00:19:23,356 --> 00:19:25,520
Six months ago.
255
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,647
Bit quick, to get married.
256
00:19:27,694 --> 00:19:30,109
Well...he insisted.
257
00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:31,695
Will you marry me?
258
00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:37,199
And he nagged and he nagged me.
259
00:19:37,248 --> 00:19:38,783
Oh, just think about it.
260
00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:40,578
We'd make a great couple,
261
00:19:40,624 --> 00:19:44,374
and I'd get rid of the dog, and
we could do out that back bedroom.
262
00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:48,543
And he just wore me down. And
then finally I just gave in.
263
00:19:48,592 --> 00:19:49,628
Please.
264
00:19:49,677 --> 00:19:51,006
Oh, please.
265
00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:54,675
Please, please, please,
please, please, please.
266
00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:56,762
What does HC Clements do?
267
00:19:56,807 --> 00:20:00,975
Oh, security systems. Y'know, entry
codes, ID cards, that sort of thing.
268
00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:03,893
Ask me, it's a posh
name for a locksmith's.
269
00:20:03,939 --> 00:20:05,768
Keys...
270
00:20:05,817 --> 00:20:10,149
Anyway, enough of my CV. Come on,
it's time to face the consequences.
271
00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:14,113
Oh, this is gonna be so shaming.
272
00:20:14,159 --> 00:20:17,533
You can do the explaining, Martian Boy.
273
00:20:17,579 --> 00:20:21,327
Yeah, I'm not from Mars.
274
00:20:23,795 --> 00:20:27,833
Oh, I had this great big
reception all planned.
275
00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:30,254
Everyone's going to be heartbroken..
276
00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:33,590
"Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade
277
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,874
You had the reception without me?
278
00:21:07,922 --> 00:21:11,002
Donna, what happened to you?
279
00:21:11,049 --> 00:21:16,342
You had the reception without me?
280
00:21:16,389 --> 00:21:18,385
Hello, I'm The Doctor.
281
00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:22,640
They had the reception
without me! Yes, I gathered.
282
00:21:22,684 --> 00:21:26,725
Well, it was all paid for,
why not? Thank you, Nerys.
283
00:21:26,773 --> 00:21:29,143
Well, what were we supposed to do?
284
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,691
I got your silly little
message in the end.
285
00:21:31,737 --> 00:21:36,693
"I'm on Earth"?! Very funny.
But what the hell happened?
286
00:21:36,742 --> 00:21:39,363
You vanished! How did you do it?
287
00:21:39,412 --> 00:21:41,826
What's the trick, cos I
know it's an illusion...
288
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:52,542
Awwww!
289
00:22:14,278 --> 00:22:17,651
# I have wandered, I have rambled
290
00:22:17,697 --> 00:22:21,157
# I have crossed the stratosphere
291
00:22:21,204 --> 00:22:24,282
# I have seen a mess of problems
292
00:22:24,329 --> 00:22:27,745
# That I long to disappear
293
00:22:27,794 --> 00:22:31,709
# Now all I have's this anguished heart
294
00:22:31,756 --> 00:22:34,712
# For you have vanished too
295
00:22:34,756 --> 00:22:39,506
# Oh, my girl My girl, my precious girl
296
00:22:39,555 --> 00:22:41,508
# Just what is this man to do?
297
00:22:41,555 --> 00:22:47,558
# So reel me in, my precious
girl Come on, take me home
298
00:22:47,602 --> 00:22:51,018
# Cos my body's tired of travelling
299
00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:54,690
# And my heart don't wish to roam
300
00:22:54,735 --> 00:23:00,985
# Yeah, reel me in, my precious
girl Come on, take me home
301
00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:03,824
# Cos my body's tired of travelling
302
00:23:03,871 --> 00:23:07,245
# And my heart don't wish to roam
303
00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:08,495
# No, no
304
00:23:13,086 --> 00:23:15,085
# Well, you took me in
305
00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:19,298
# You stole my heart
I cannot roam no more
306
00:23:19,342 --> 00:23:25,763
# Cos love, it stays within you
It doesn't wash up on a shore
307
00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:29,850
# And a fighting man forgets each cut
308
00:23:29,895 --> 00:23:33,851
# Each knock, each bruise, each fall
309
00:23:33,898 --> 00:23:36,605
# But a fighting man cannot forget... #
310
00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:39,066
Oh, I taped the whole thing.
311
00:23:39,112 --> 00:23:42,277
They've all had a look. They said
sell it to You've Been Framed.
312
00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:44,490
I said, more like the news!
313
00:23:44,536 --> 00:23:46,281
Here we are.
314
00:23:48,873 --> 00:23:51,829
It can't be... Play it again.
315
00:23:52,084 --> 00:23:54,541
Clever, mind. Good
trick, I'll give her that.
316
00:23:54,589 --> 00:23:56,124
I was clapping.
317
00:23:58,425 --> 00:24:00,294
But that looks like...
318
00:24:00,343 --> 00:24:02,255
Huon particles.
319
00:24:02,302 --> 00:24:05,511
What's that, then? That's impossible.
320
00:24:05,558 --> 00:24:08,177
That's...ancient. Huon
energy doesn't exist any more,
321
00:24:08,227 --> 00:24:10,390
not for billions of years.
322
00:24:10,435 --> 00:24:11,974
It's so old that...
323
00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:20,189
It can't be hidden by a biodamper!
324
00:24:33,503 --> 00:24:35,331
Donna!
325
00:24:35,379 --> 00:24:38,126
Donna! They've found
you! You said I was safe!
326
00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:40,087
We've got to get everyone out.
327
00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:41,961
My God, it's all my family.
328
00:24:42,009 --> 00:24:44,424
Out the back door!
329
00:24:47,724 --> 00:24:50,014
Maybe not!
330
00:24:58,149 --> 00:25:00,023
We're trapped!
331
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,949
Christmas trees. What about them?
332
00:25:08,995 --> 00:25:11,075
They kill. Get away from the trees!
333
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:14,829
Get away from the Christmas trees!
Everyone get away from the trees!
334
00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:24,339
Lance...! Turn the music off. Listen to me
- stay away from the trees.
335
00:25:24,387 --> 00:25:27,467
Stay away from the trees! Oh, for
God's sake, the man's an idiot.
336
00:25:27,515 --> 00:25:31,638
What harm is a Christmas
tree gonna...? Oh.
337
00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:31,282
Oi!
338
00:26:31,329 --> 00:26:33,867
Santa! Word of advice.
339
00:26:33,915 --> 00:26:38,163
If you're attacking a man
with a sonic screwdriver...
340
00:26:38,211 --> 00:26:41,333
don't let him near the sound system.
341
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,774
It's all right, Stan,
you'll be all right.
342
00:27:06,821 --> 00:27:09,237
Michael? Connie?
343
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,740
Oh, Sunita, do something useful.
344
00:27:13,787 --> 00:27:17,245
What is it? What were they? Just
stop wittering, just help 'em!
345
00:27:17,290 --> 00:27:22,206
Remote control for the decorations, but
there's a second remote control for the robots.
346
00:27:22,255 --> 00:27:26,628
They're not scavengers any
more. Someone's taken possession.
347
00:27:26,676 --> 00:27:28,753
You're a doctor. People have been hurt.
348
00:27:28,801 --> 00:27:32,175
Nah, they wanted you alive,
look. They're not active now.
349
00:27:32,221 --> 00:27:34,969
All the same, you could help.
350
00:27:35,015 --> 00:27:39,808
You've got to think of the bigger
picture. There's still a signal!
351
00:27:39,855 --> 00:27:41,936
Donna, who is he?
352
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,687
Who is that man?
353
00:27:54,162 --> 00:27:57,324
There's someone behind this,
directing the roboforms.
354
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:59,203
But why is it me? What have I done?
355
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:02,496
Find the controller, and
we'll find that out. Ooh.
356
00:28:02,544 --> 00:28:04,122
It's up there.
357
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,503
Something in the sky.
358
00:28:09,175 --> 00:28:12,841
Clever, clever, clever boy.
359
00:28:14,890 --> 00:28:18,470
Eat you up all snicker-snacker,
360
00:28:18,516 --> 00:28:20,266
little travelling man...
361
00:28:21,896 --> 00:28:26,436
He shall come to me,
and the beautiful bride.
362
00:28:26,483 --> 00:28:31,691
Such secrets to unlock.
363
00:28:31,738 --> 00:28:34,737
I shall descend this night.
364
00:28:34,786 --> 00:28:38,701
I shall descend upon this Earth
365
00:28:38,745 --> 00:28:42,329
and shine!
366
00:28:44,335 --> 00:28:46,420
I've lost the signal! Donna?
We've got to get to your office.
367
00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:49,490
HC Clemens. I think that's
where it all started.
368
00:28:49,526 --> 00:28:52,462
Lance! Is it Lance? Lance,
can you give me a lift?
369
00:28:52,509 --> 00:28:56,717
To you lot this might just be
a locksmith's, but HC Clements
370
00:28:56,766 --> 00:29:01,137
was bought up 23 years ago by the
Torchwood Institute. Who are they?
371
00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:04,225
They were behind the
Battle of Canary Wharf.
372
00:29:04,271 --> 00:29:07,435
Cyberman invasion.
373
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:10,856
Skies over London full
of Daleks? I was in Spain.
374
00:29:10,904 --> 00:29:13,025
They had Cybermen in Spain.
375
00:29:13,071 --> 00:29:16,570
Scuba-diving. That big
picture, you keep on missing it.
376
00:29:16,616 --> 00:29:19,739
Torchwood was destroyed, but
HC Clements stayed in business.
377
00:29:19,787 --> 00:29:22,533
I think someone else came in
and took over the operation.
378
00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:24,622
But what do they want with me?
379
00:29:24,669 --> 00:29:28,501
Somehow, you've been
dosed with Huon energy.
380
00:29:28,548 --> 00:29:29,874
And that's a problem,
381
00:29:29,921 --> 00:29:32,795
because Huon energy hasn't
existed since the dark times.
382
00:29:32,842 --> 00:29:36,924
The only place you'd find a Huon particle
now is a remnant in the heart of the TARDIS.
383
00:29:36,972 --> 00:29:40,302
Y'see, that's what happened.
384
00:29:40,351 --> 00:29:44,349
Say that's the TARDIS, and that's you.
385
00:29:44,397 --> 00:29:48,270
The particles inside you activated,
the particles magnetised and whap!
386
00:29:48,314 --> 00:29:51,188
You were pulled inside the TARDIS.
387
00:29:51,236 --> 00:29:54,566
I'm a pencil inside a mug.
Yes, you are. 4H. Sums you up.
388
00:29:54,612 --> 00:29:56,862
Lance, what was HC Clements working on?
389
00:29:56,907 --> 00:30:00,029
Anything top secret, special
operations, do not enter?
390
00:30:00,077 --> 00:30:03,368
I'm in charge of personnel,
I wasn't project manager...
391
00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:05,910
Why am I even explaining myself?
392
00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:10,375
You make keys, that's the point
- and look at this!
393
00:30:10,423 --> 00:30:12,502
We're on the third floor.
394
00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:16,339
Underneath reception,
there's a basement, yes?
395
00:30:16,387 --> 00:30:19,507
How come on the lift there's
a button marked lower basement?
396
00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:22,720
There's a whole floor which
doesn't exist on the official plans.
397
00:30:22,768 --> 00:30:27,098
What's down there? Are you telling
me this building's got a secret floor?
398
00:30:27,145 --> 00:30:29,230
No, I'm showing you this
building's got a secret floor.
399
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:33,024
It needs a key. I don't.
400
00:30:33,071 --> 00:30:35,898
Right, thanks, you two, I can
handle this. See you later.
401
00:30:35,948 --> 00:30:38,528
No chance, Martian. You're the
man who keeps saving my life.
402
00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:40,448
I ain't letting you out of my sight.
403
00:30:40,494 --> 00:30:42,491
Going down! Lance!
404
00:30:42,535 --> 00:30:45,409
Maybe I should go to
the police... Inside!
405
00:30:49,086 --> 00:30:52,666
To honour and obey. Tell
me about it, mate. Oi!
406
00:30:58,302 --> 00:31:01,508
The bride approaches.
407
00:31:01,557 --> 00:31:03,930
She is my key.
408
00:31:09,357 --> 00:31:11,268
Where are we?
409
00:31:11,316 --> 00:31:14,482
What goes on down here? Let's find out.
410
00:31:14,528 --> 00:31:17,273
D'you think Mr Clements
knows about this place?
411
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,694
The mysterious HC Clements.
Oh, I think he's part of it.
412
00:31:20,741 --> 00:31:24,030
Oh, look. Transport!
413
00:31:56,902 --> 00:32:01,486
Wait here, I just need to get
my bearings. Don't do anything.
414
00:32:01,531 --> 00:32:03,239
You'd better come back.
415
00:32:03,283 --> 00:32:05,657
Couldn't get rid of you if I tried.
416
00:32:15,336 --> 00:32:20,044
Donna, have you thought
about this, properly?
417
00:32:20,093 --> 00:32:23,549
I mean, this is serious!
418
00:32:23,598 --> 00:32:26,219
What the hell are we gonna do?
419
00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:28,097
Oh, I thought July.
420
00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:05,506
Thames Flood Barrier!
Right on top of us.
421
00:33:05,555 --> 00:33:08,179
Torchwood snuck in and
built this place underneath.
422
00:33:08,224 --> 00:33:12,475
What, there's, like, a secret base
hidden underneath a major London landmark?
423
00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:15,017
I know. Unheard of.
424
00:33:18,361 --> 00:33:21,816
Oooh, look at this.
425
00:33:22,362 --> 00:33:24,360
Stunning!
426
00:33:24,409 --> 00:33:26,364
What does it do?
427
00:33:26,411 --> 00:33:28,908
Particle extrusion. Hold on...
428
00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,537
Brilliant!
429
00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:36,190
They've been manufacturing
Huon particles.
430
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:40,209
Of course... My people got rid of Huons,
they unravelled the atomic structure.
431
00:33:40,255 --> 00:33:42,420
Your people?
432
00:33:42,465 --> 00:33:44,551
Who are they? What
company d'you represent?
433
00:33:44,629 --> 00:33:46,193
Oh, I'm a freelancer.
434
00:33:46,506 --> 00:33:48,555
But this lot are rebuilding them.
435
00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:54,305
They've been using the river, extruding them through
a flat hydrogen base, so they've got the end result...
436
00:33:54,353 --> 00:33:57,602
Huon particles in liquid form.
437
00:33:57,648 --> 00:33:59,813
And that's what's inside me?
438
00:34:04,779 --> 00:34:06,986
Oh, my God.
439
00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:11,156
Genius! Cos the particles are inert.
440
00:34:11,203 --> 00:34:14,704
They need something living to
catalyse inside, and that's you!
441
00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:17,704
Saturate the body, then...
442
00:34:17,754 --> 00:34:20,792
Oh! The wedding! Yes!
You were getting married!
443
00:34:20,838 --> 00:34:22,542
Best day of your life...
444
00:34:22,589 --> 00:34:24,338
Oh, your body's a battleground.
445
00:34:24,383 --> 00:34:29,674
It's a chemical war inside
- adrenalin, acetylcholine, wham go the endorphins. Oh, you're cooking!
446
00:34:29,724 --> 00:34:32,971
You're like a pressure cooker,
a microwave, all churning away.
447
00:34:33,019 --> 00:34:35,888
The particles reach
boiling point, shazam!
448
00:34:35,938 --> 00:34:37,975
What did I do this time?!
449
00:34:38,024 --> 00:34:39,896
Are you enjoying this?
450
00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:44,605
Right, just tell me,
451
00:34:44,652 --> 00:34:49,527
these particles, are
they dangerous? Am I safe?
452
00:34:49,576 --> 00:34:51,782
Yes!
453
00:34:51,826 --> 00:34:54,615
Doctor.
454
00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:59,912
If your lot got rid of Huon particles,
455
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,166
why did they do that?
456
00:35:02,214 --> 00:35:04,170
Because they were deadly.
457
00:35:04,214 --> 00:35:06,837
Oh, my God.
458
00:35:06,886 --> 00:35:09,674
Whatever's been done
to you, I'll reverse it.
459
00:35:09,722 --> 00:35:11,758
I am not about to lose someone else.
460
00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:16,972
Oh, she is long since lost.
461
00:35:21,483 --> 00:35:25,855
I have waited so long,
462
00:35:25,903 --> 00:35:29,694
hibernating at the edge of the universe
463
00:35:29,739 --> 00:35:34,572
until the secret heart was
uncovered and called out to waken...
464
00:35:45,048 --> 00:35:47,669
Someone's been digging.
465
00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:52,048
Oh, very Torchwood. Drilled by laser.
466
00:35:52,097 --> 00:35:54,384
How far down does it go?
467
00:35:54,434 --> 00:35:58,973
Down and down. All the way
to the centre of the earth.
468
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:01,018
Really?
469
00:36:01,063 --> 00:36:03,518
Seriously? What for?
470
00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:05,396
Dinosaurs. What?
471
00:36:05,445 --> 00:36:08,399
Dinosaurs? What are
you on about, dinosaurs?
472
00:36:08,447 --> 00:36:10,150
That film, with dinosaurs.
473
00:36:10,197 --> 00:36:12,570
I'm trying to help. That's not helping.
474
00:36:12,617 --> 00:36:15,615
Such a sweet couple.
475
00:36:15,663 --> 00:36:20,746
Only a madman talks to thin air, and trust me,
you don't want to make me mad. Where are you?
476
00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:23,663
High in the sky...
477
00:36:23,711 --> 00:36:29,252
Floating so high on Christmas night.
478
00:36:29,299 --> 00:36:32,008
I didn't come all this way
to talk on the intercom.
479
00:36:32,051 --> 00:36:35,634
Come on! Let's have a look at you!
480
00:36:35,682 --> 00:36:37,761
Who are you, with such command?
481
00:36:37,810 --> 00:36:39,473
I'm The Doctor.
482
00:36:39,517 --> 00:36:46,561
Prepare your best medicines, Doctor-man,
for you will be sick at heart.
483
00:36:54,242 --> 00:36:57,490
Racnoss.
484
00:36:57,538 --> 00:36:59,994
But that's impossible.
You're one of the Racnoss.
485
00:37:00,038 --> 00:37:04,582
Empress of the Racnoss.
486
00:37:10,718 --> 00:37:13,883
If you're the Empress, where's
the rest of the Racnoss?
487
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:16,384
Or are you the only one?
488
00:37:16,432 --> 00:37:20,013
Such a sharp mind.
489
00:37:20,059 --> 00:37:21,972
That's it
- the last of your kind.
490
00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:24,975
The Racnoss come from the dark
times, billions of years ago.
491
00:37:25,023 --> 00:37:28,102
They were carnivores, omnivores,
they devoured whole planets.
492
00:37:28,149 --> 00:37:33,819
Racnoss are born starving
- is that our fault?
493
00:37:34,865 --> 00:37:37,990
They eat people?
494
00:37:38,036 --> 00:37:41,035
HC Clements, did he wear
those black and white shoes?
495
00:37:41,079 --> 00:37:46,287
He did. We used to laugh, we used
to call him the Fat Cat in Spats.
496
00:37:48,002 --> 00:37:50,500
Oh, my God!
497
00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:53,836
My Christmas dinner.
498
00:37:53,885 --> 00:37:55,675
You shouldn't even exist.
499
00:37:55,718 --> 00:38:01,219
Way back in history, the fledgling empires went
to war against the Racnoss. They were wiped out.
500
00:38:01,269 --> 00:38:02,931
Except for me.
501
00:38:02,977 --> 00:38:07,225
That's what I've got inside
me, that Huon energy thing. Oi!
502
00:38:07,275 --> 00:38:09,060
Look at me, lady, I'm talking!
503
00:38:09,110 --> 00:38:10,770
Where do I fit in?
504
00:38:10,817 --> 00:38:13,774
How come I get all stacked
up with these Huon particles?
505
00:38:13,821 --> 00:38:15,903
Look at me, you!
506
00:38:15,947 --> 00:38:20,532
Look me in the eye and tell
me! The bride is so feisty!
507
00:38:20,577 --> 00:38:22,824
Yes, I am!
508
00:38:22,872 --> 00:38:26,455
And I don't know what
you are, you big...thing,
509
00:38:26,499 --> 00:38:28,413
but a spider's just a spider...
510
00:38:28,461 --> 00:38:32,253
and an axe is an axe,
511
00:38:32,297 --> 00:38:34,419
now DO IT!
512
00:38:45,768 --> 00:38:49,183
That was a good one. Your face!
513
00:38:49,232 --> 00:38:51,811
Lance is funny.
514
00:38:51,858 --> 00:38:57,775
What? I'm sorry. Sorry for what? Lance, don't be so stupid
- get her!
515
00:38:57,822 --> 00:39:00,069
God, she's thick!
516
00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:03,701
Months I've had to put
up with her, months!
517
00:39:03,745 --> 00:39:06,869
A woman who can't even
point to Germany on a map!
518
00:39:10,711 --> 00:39:12,792
I don't understand.
519
00:39:12,837 --> 00:39:15,879
How did you meet him?
520
00:39:15,926 --> 00:39:19,505
In the office. He made you coffee.
521
00:39:19,554 --> 00:39:21,385
What?
522
00:39:21,431 --> 00:39:25,512
Every day, I made you coffee.
523
00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:30,477
You had to be dosed with liquid
particles over six months.
524
00:39:31,983 --> 00:39:33,855
He was poisoning me?
525
00:39:35,652 --> 00:39:37,690
It was all there in the job title.
526
00:39:37,739 --> 00:39:39,609
The head of human resources.
527
00:39:39,658 --> 00:39:42,529
This time, it's personnel.
528
00:39:44,203 --> 00:39:48,411
But...we were getting married.
529
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:51,164
Yeah, well, I couldn't risk you
running off! I had to say yes!
530
00:39:51,212 --> 00:39:56,543
And then I was stuck with a woman who thinks the
height of excitement is a new flavour Pringle!
531
00:39:56,590 --> 00:40:00,800
Oh, I had to sit there and
listen to all that yap yap yap...
532
00:40:00,846 --> 00:40:04,051
"Ooh, Brad and Angelina...
Is Posh pregnant?
533
00:40:04,098 --> 00:40:10,224
"X Factor, Atkins Diet, Feng Shui,
split ends, text me, text me, text me..."
534
00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:14,313
Dear God, the never-ending
fountain of fat, stupid trivia!
535
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,774
I deserve a medal!
536
00:40:17,821 --> 00:40:21,069
Is that what she's offered
you? The Empress of the Racnoss?
537
00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:23,488
What are you, her consort?
538
00:40:23,535 --> 00:40:26,409
It's better than a night with her.
539
00:40:26,454 --> 00:40:31,706
But I love you. That's
what made it easy.
540
00:40:31,751 --> 00:40:34,082
It's like you said, Doctor.
541
00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:36,417
The big picture.
542
00:40:36,463 --> 00:40:39,004
What's the point of it all
if the human race is nothing?
543
00:40:39,051 --> 00:40:41,465
That's what the Empress can give me -
544
00:40:41,509 --> 00:40:44,926
the chance to go out there,
545
00:40:44,972 --> 00:40:48,470
to see it, the size of it all.
546
00:40:48,518 --> 00:40:53,519
And I think you understand
that, don't you, Doctor?
547
00:40:53,565 --> 00:40:56,896
Who is this little physician?
548
00:40:56,943 --> 00:41:01,818
She said, Martian. Oh,
I'm sort of homeless.
549
00:41:01,865 --> 00:41:03,487
But the point is, what's down here?
550
00:41:03,534 --> 00:41:07,156
The Racnoss are extinct. What's
gonna help you, 4, 000 miles down?
551
00:41:07,203 --> 00:41:09,076
That's just the molten
core of the earth.
552
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:12,955
I think he wants us to
talk. I think so too.
553
00:41:13,002 --> 00:41:15,205
Well, tough. All we need is Donna.
554
00:41:15,251 --> 00:41:19,208
Kill this chattering little Doctor-man.
555
00:41:19,258 --> 00:41:22,464
Don't you hurt him! No, it's
all right. No, I won't let them.
556
00:41:22,509 --> 00:41:24,422
At arms!
557
00:41:24,469 --> 00:41:28,721
Ah, now...except... Take aim!
558
00:41:28,768 --> 00:41:30,555
I just want to point out the obvious.
559
00:41:30,601 --> 00:41:35,476
They won't hit the bride,
they're such very good shots.
560
00:41:35,523 --> 00:41:37,518
Just hold on... Hold on just a tick,
561
00:41:37,567 --> 00:41:39,773
just a tiny little...just a tick...
562
00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:41,439
If you think about it,
563
00:41:41,489 --> 00:41:45,694
the particles activated in Donna,
and drew her inside my spaceship.
564
00:41:45,741 --> 00:41:50,866
So, reverse it... and the
spaceship comes to her!
565
00:41:50,915 --> 00:41:53,911
Fire!
566
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,498
And off we go! The key!
567
00:41:57,546 --> 00:42:01,502
My
ke-e-e-ey!
568
00:42:05,635 --> 00:42:10,344
Oh. D'you know what you said before,
about a time machine? Well, I lied.
569
00:42:10,391 --> 00:42:12,471
And now we're gonna use it.
570
00:42:12,519 --> 00:42:15,768
We need to find out what the
Empress of the Racnoss is digging up.
571
00:42:15,812 --> 00:42:18,019
If something's buried at the
planet's core, it must've been there
572
00:42:18,066 --> 00:42:21,814
since the beginning. That's just
brilliant! I've always wanted to see this.
573
00:42:21,861 --> 00:42:25,235
Donna, we're going further
back than I've ever been before!
574
00:42:29,535 --> 00:42:34,492
If a key is lost, then
another must be cut.
575
00:42:34,541 --> 00:42:37,914
At
a-a-a-a-arms!
576
00:42:49,013 --> 00:42:51,761
We've arrived.
577
00:42:51,807 --> 00:42:53,428
D'you want to see?
578
00:42:55,143 --> 00:42:56,764
Suppose.
579
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,104
Hold on, scanner's a bit
small. Maybe your way's best.
580
00:43:06,405 --> 00:43:08,193
Come on.
581
00:43:12,327 --> 00:43:15,368
No human's ever seen
this. You'll be the first.
582
00:43:15,415 --> 00:43:17,704
All I want to see is my bed.
583
00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:22,751
Donna Noble. Welcome...
584
00:43:22,797 --> 00:43:24,503
to the creation of the Earth.
585
00:43:30,807 --> 00:43:35,180
We've gone back 4.6 billion years.
586
00:43:35,226 --> 00:43:38,226
There's no solar system, not yet.
587
00:43:38,269 --> 00:43:41,601
Only dust and rocks and gas.
588
00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:43,898
That's the sun, over there.
589
00:43:43,942 --> 00:43:45,608
Brand new.
590
00:43:45,654 --> 00:43:47,399
Just beginning to burn.
591
00:43:49,533 --> 00:43:51,322
Where's the Earth?
592
00:43:51,368 --> 00:43:53,530
All around us.
593
00:43:53,576 --> 00:43:55,159
In the dust.
594
00:44:00,128 --> 00:44:02,333
Puts the wedding in perspective.
595
00:44:03,922 --> 00:44:07,836
Lance was right, we're just...tiny.
596
00:44:07,883 --> 00:44:11,757
No, but that's what
you do, the human race,
597
00:44:11,806 --> 00:44:14,384
make sense out of chaos.
598
00:44:14,433 --> 00:44:16,594
Marking it out with
599
00:44:16,641 --> 00:44:20,139
weddings and Christmas and calendars.
600
00:44:20,188 --> 00:44:26,148
This whole process is beautiful,
but only if it's being observed.
601
00:44:27,777 --> 00:44:30,317
So I came out of all this?
602
00:44:30,364 --> 00:44:32,113
Isn't that brilliant?
603
00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:40,077
I think that's the Isle of Wight.
604
00:44:43,587 --> 00:44:45,835
Eventually, gravity takes hold.
605
00:44:45,881 --> 00:44:49,836
One big rock, heavier than others,
starts to pull other rocks towards it.
606
00:44:49,884 --> 00:44:55,426
All the dust and gas and elements get pulled in,
everything piling in, until you get... The Earth.
607
00:44:55,474 --> 00:45:00,346
But the question is,
what was that first rock?
608
00:45:02,021 --> 00:45:04,019
Look...
609
00:45:05,610 --> 00:45:07,271
The Racnoss.
610
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,609
Now I have measured
the bride's catalysis,
611
00:45:13,659 --> 00:45:17,532
I can force-feed it.
612
00:45:17,579 --> 00:45:21,451
Drink the particles, become the key!
613
00:45:26,252 --> 00:45:30,211
Hold on, the Racnoss are hiding
from the war. What's it doing?
614
00:45:30,258 --> 00:45:32,463
Exactly what you said!
615
00:45:36,306 --> 00:45:40,097
Oh! They didn't just bury something
at the centre of the Earth!
616
00:45:40,144 --> 00:45:42,890
They BECAME the centre of the Earth.
617
00:45:42,937 --> 00:45:44,599
The first rock.
618
00:45:44,649 --> 00:45:45,767
619
00:45:45,815 --> 00:45:47,685
What was that?
620
00:45:47,734 --> 00:45:48,939
Trouble.
621
00:45:48,983 --> 00:45:52,735
My wonderful key!
622
00:45:52,779 --> 00:45:56,237
Now, my servants, bind him!
623
00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:59,865
What the hell's it doing?!
624
00:45:59,913 --> 00:46:03,161
That little trick of mine,
particles pulling particles -
625
00:46:03,206 --> 00:46:05,915
it works in reverse.
They're pulling us back!
626
00:46:09,172 --> 00:46:12,296
Well, can't you stop it?
Hasn't it got a handbrake?
627
00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:15,797
Can't you reverse, or,
warp, or beam, or something?
628
00:46:15,846 --> 00:46:18,636
Back-seat driver! Oh! Wait a minute.
629
00:46:19,434 --> 00:46:22,261
The extrapolator!
630
00:46:22,308 --> 00:46:25,934
Can't stop us, but should
give us a good bump!
631
00:46:27,525 --> 00:46:33,064
The bride shall join her groom
- what a wedding there shall be.
632
00:46:33,114 --> 00:46:34,316
Now!
633
00:46:39,285 --> 00:46:44,326
We've gone about 200 yards
to the right. Come on!
634
00:46:46,544 --> 00:46:51,541
She is close, the holy bride in white!
635
00:46:51,589 --> 00:46:53,921
Find her! Find her!
636
00:46:59,097 --> 00:47:03,971
What do we do?! I don't know! I'm making it up
as I go along. But trust me, I've got history.
637
00:47:04,019 --> 00:47:06,307
But I still don't understand.
638
00:47:06,352 --> 00:47:10,311
I'm full of particles, but
what for? There's a Racnoss web
639
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,966
at the centre of the Earth. But my
people unravelled their power source
640
00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,507
The huon particles ceased to
exist, so the Racnoss were stuck.
641
00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:18,672
They just stayed in hibernation for
billions of years, frozen, dead, kaput!
642
00:47:18,776 --> 00:47:22,406
So you're the new key - brand-new
particles. Living particles!
643
00:47:22,455 --> 00:47:27,538
They need you to open it. And
you have never been so quiet. Oh!
644
00:47:36,469 --> 00:47:40,801
I hate you. Yeah, I think we've gone
a bit beyond that now, sweetheart.
645
00:47:40,848 --> 00:47:43,926
My golden couple.
646
00:47:43,973 --> 00:47:49,310
Together at last,
your awful wedded life.
647
00:47:49,354 --> 00:47:52,812
Tell me, do you want to be released?
648
00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:57,610
Yes! You're supposed to say, "I do."
649
00:47:57,656 --> 00:47:59,444
No chance.
650
00:47:59,491 --> 00:48:01,404
Say it!
651
00:48:06,371 --> 00:48:09,080
I do. I do.
652
00:48:09,999 --> 00:48:12,622
I...don't!
653
00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:16,293
Activate the particles!
654
00:48:16,339 --> 00:48:18,922
Purge every last one!
655
00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:24,053
And release!
656
00:48:26,516 --> 00:48:29,723
The Secret Heart unlocks
657
00:48:29,770 --> 00:48:34,897
and they will waken
from their sleep of ages.
658
00:48:34,943 --> 00:48:36,273
Who will?
659
00:48:36,319 --> 00:48:37,900
What's down there?
660
00:48:37,944 --> 00:48:40,444
How thick are you?!
661
00:48:40,489 --> 00:48:42,027
My children!
662
00:48:43,828 --> 00:48:50,580
The long-lost Racnoss, now
reborn to feast on flesh.
663
00:48:52,752 --> 00:48:56,001
The Webstar shall come to me.
664
00:49:01,178 --> 00:49:03,383
My babies will be hungry.
665
00:49:03,430 --> 00:49:06,342
They need sustenance.
666
00:49:06,389 --> 00:49:09,137
No... Perish the web.
667
00:49:09,186 --> 00:49:13,099
Use her, not me, use her!
668
00:49:13,149 --> 00:49:15,395
Oh, my funny little Lance.
669
00:49:15,443 --> 00:49:21,318
But you were quite impolite
to your lady-friend.
670
00:49:21,362 --> 00:49:24,069
The Empress does not approve.
671
00:49:29,248 --> 00:49:32,580
NO-O-O-O-O!
672
00:49:43,803 --> 00:49:45,923
It's Christmas!
673
00:49:45,973 --> 00:49:51,555
Harvest the humans! Reduce them to meat!
674
00:50:19,382 --> 00:50:25,673
My children are climbing towards
me and none shall stop them!
675
00:50:28,724 --> 00:50:34,433
So you might as well unmask,
my clever little Doctor-man.
676
00:50:34,477 --> 00:50:38,602
Oh, well, nice try.
677
00:50:38,649 --> 00:50:43,734
I've got you, Donna. I'm
gonna fall! You're gonna swing!
678
00:50:46,324 --> 00:50:47,528
I've got you.
679
00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:57,079
Ooh, sorry.
680
00:50:57,128 --> 00:51:00,418
Thanks for nothing.
681
00:51:00,464 --> 00:51:04,338
The Doctor-man amuses me.
682
00:51:04,382 --> 00:51:07,965
Empress of the Racnoss, I
give you one last chance.
683
00:51:08,011 --> 00:51:13,054
I can find you a planet, I can find you and your
children a place in the universe to co-exist.
684
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:17,101
Take that offer, and end this now.
685
00:51:17,147 --> 00:51:20,729
These men are so funny!
686
00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:23,104
What's your answer?
687
00:51:23,154 --> 00:51:26,274
Oh, I'm afraId I have to decline.
688
00:51:26,321 --> 00:51:28,696
Then what happens
next is your own doing.
689
00:51:28,743 --> 00:51:32,199
I'll show you what happens next!
690
00:51:33,328 --> 00:51:35,870
At arms!
691
00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:38,413
Take aim!
692
00:51:40,752 --> 00:51:42,373
And... relax.
693
00:51:47,011 --> 00:51:51,424
What did you do? Guess
what I've got, Donna.
694
00:51:52,138 --> 00:51:54,055
Pockets!
695
00:51:54,102 --> 00:51:56,013
How did that fit in there?
696
00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:58,016
They're bigger on the inside.
697
00:51:58,061 --> 00:52:01,226
Roboforms are not necessary.
698
00:52:01,272 --> 00:52:04,271
My children may feast on Martian flesh.
699
00:52:04,319 --> 00:52:06,525
Oh, but I'm not from Mars.
700
00:52:06,572 --> 00:52:08,691
Then where?
701
00:52:08,741 --> 00:52:13,032
My home planet is far
away and long since gone.
702
00:52:13,076 --> 00:52:14,782
But its name lives on.
703
00:52:16,373 --> 00:52:18,703
Gallifrey.
704
00:52:18,749 --> 00:52:21,457
They murdered the Racnoss!
705
00:52:21,501 --> 00:52:24,415
I warned you.
706
00:52:24,463 --> 00:52:26,377
You did this.
707
00:52:26,426 --> 00:52:30,172
No! No! Don't!
708
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:33,342
NO-O-O!
709
00:52:33,389 --> 00:52:36,427
No! NO!
710
00:52:36,477 --> 00:52:39,389
NO-O-O!
711
00:52:39,439 --> 00:52:41,266
NO-O-O-O-O!
712
00:53:04,672 --> 00:53:06,500
NO-O-O!
713
00:53:17,265 --> 00:53:21,976
NO! My children!
714
00:53:29,819 --> 00:53:32,361
My children!
715
00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:46,080
My children!
716
00:53:46,130 --> 00:53:48,709
Doctor!
717
00:53:48,757 --> 00:53:50,921
You can stop now.
718
00:53:50,968 --> 00:53:55,676
My children!
719
00:54:02,144 --> 00:54:04,435
Come on. Time I got you out.
720
00:54:14,824 --> 00:54:18,823
Transport me!
721
00:54:24,749 --> 00:54:28,125
Oh, they will suffer, so suffer.
722
00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:32,213
This planet shall be scorched.
723
00:54:32,259 --> 00:54:35,464
But what about the Empress?
724
00:54:35,511 --> 00:54:38,843
She's used up all her Huon energy
- she's defenceless.
725
00:54:47,566 --> 00:54:49,561
Orders from Mr Saxon. Fire at will.
726
00:54:49,609 --> 00:54:50,898
727
00:55:34,403 --> 00:55:37,820
There's just one problem.
728
00:55:37,867 --> 00:55:41,740
What is it? We've drained the Thames.
729
00:55:53,923 --> 00:55:59,213
There we go, told you she'd
be all right. Survive anything.
730
00:55:59,260 --> 00:56:01,343
More than I've done.
731
00:56:05,892 --> 00:56:08,139
No, all the Huon particles have gone.
732
00:56:08,186 --> 00:56:12,939
No damage. You're fine.
Yeah, but apart from that.
733
00:56:12,984 --> 00:56:19,527
I missed my wedding, lost my job, and
became a widow on the same day...sort of.
734
00:56:19,572 --> 00:56:22,280
I couldn't save him.
735
00:56:22,325 --> 00:56:24,322
He deserved it.
736
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,204
No, he didn't.
737
00:56:33,214 --> 00:56:35,252
Better get inside.
738
00:56:35,298 --> 00:56:39,630
They'll be worried. Best
Christmas present they could have.
739
00:56:39,679 --> 00:56:43,008
Oh, no! I forgot, you hate Christmas.
740
00:56:43,054 --> 00:56:45,344
Yes, I do.
741
00:56:45,391 --> 00:56:49,847
Even...if it snows?
742
00:57:00,906 --> 00:57:03,569
I can't believe you did that.
743
00:57:03,616 --> 00:57:06,490
Basic atmospheric excitation.
744
00:57:11,749 --> 00:57:14,331
Merry Christmas.
745
00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:15,665
And you.
746
00:57:20,845 --> 00:57:22,924
So...
747
00:57:22,971 --> 00:57:26,969
what will you do with yourself now?
748
00:57:27,016 --> 00:57:29,557
Not getting married, for starters.
749
00:57:29,603 --> 00:57:32,098
And I'm not gonna temp any more.
750
00:57:32,146 --> 00:57:35,062
I dunno, travel.
751
00:57:35,109 --> 00:57:36,896
See a bit more of Planet Earth.
752
00:57:36,942 --> 00:57:38,980
Walk in the dust.
753
00:57:40,907 --> 00:57:45,740
Just go out there and do something.
754
00:57:47,411 --> 00:57:52,161
Well, you could always... What?
755
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:55,413
Come with me.
756
00:57:56,380 --> 00:57:57,999
No.
757
00:57:58,047 --> 00:57:59,545
OK.
758
00:57:59,592 --> 00:58:01,505
I can't. No, that's fine.
759
00:58:01,551 --> 00:58:03,131
No, but really.
760
00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:06,049
I mean, everything we did today...
761
00:58:06,097 --> 00:58:08,427
D'you live your life like that?
762
00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:12,513
Not all the time.
763
00:58:12,563 --> 00:58:14,225
I think you do.
764
00:58:15,939 --> 00:58:17,686
And I couldn't.
765
00:58:19,108 --> 00:58:21,732
You've seen it out there.
766
00:58:22,699 --> 00:58:25,946
It's beautiful. And it's terrible.
767
00:58:25,993 --> 00:58:31,575
That place was flooding, and burning, and
they were dying, and you stood there like...
768
00:58:31,621 --> 00:58:34,660
I don't know.
769
00:58:34,711 --> 00:58:36,749
A stranger.
770
00:58:36,793 --> 00:58:41,501
And then you made it snow. I
mean, you scare me to death.
771
00:58:44,177 --> 00:58:46,551
Well, then.
772
00:58:49,183 --> 00:58:51,264
Tell you what I will do, though.
773
00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:52,596
Christmas dinner.
774
00:58:53,853 --> 00:58:55,473
Oh, come on!
775
00:58:55,522 --> 00:58:58,978
I don't do that sort of thing.
You did it last year, you said so.
776
00:58:59,027 --> 00:59:03,691
And you might as well, because Mum
always cooks enough for 20. Well...
777
00:59:06,533 --> 00:59:10,572
Oh, all right, then! But you go first
- better warn them.
778
00:59:10,618 --> 00:59:12,824
And don't say I'm a Martian.
779
00:59:12,872 --> 00:59:17,456
I just have to park her properly, she
might drift off to the Middle Ages.
780
00:59:17,501 --> 00:59:19,040
I'll see you in a minute.
781
00:59:22,088 --> 00:59:26,506
Doctor! DOCTOR!
782
00:59:26,552 --> 00:59:30,009
Blimey, you can shout.
783
00:59:31,974 --> 00:59:34,638
Am I ever going to see you again?
784
00:59:34,685 --> 00:59:41,062
If I'm lucky.
Just...promise me one thing.
785
00:59:43,029 --> 00:59:45,566
Find someone.
786
00:59:46,699 --> 00:59:49,694
I don't need anyone. Yes, you do.
787
00:59:49,743 --> 00:59:53,906
Cos sometimes...I think you
need someone to stop you.
788
00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:58,163
Yeah.
789
01:00:00,543 --> 01:00:03,249
Thanks, then, Donna. Good luck.
790
01:00:03,299 --> 01:00:05,546
And just...
791
01:00:07,217 --> 01:00:09,174
be magnificent.
792
01:00:11,849 --> 01:00:14,177
I think I will, yeah.
793
01:00:17,689 --> 01:00:19,099
Doctor?
794
01:00:19,147 --> 01:00:20,895
Oh, what is it now?
795
01:00:22,984 --> 01:00:26,607
That friend of yours. What was her name?
796
01:00:27,615 --> 01:00:30,443
Her name was Rose.
797
01:00:56,225 --> 01:00:59,597
I'm The Doctor. Me too,
if I ever pass my exams.
798
01:00:59,647 --> 01:01:01,684
What was your name? Martha Jones.
799
01:01:03,276 --> 01:01:06,399
Rose. Not that you're replacing
her. Never said I was..
800
01:01:08,361 --> 01:01:10,149
801
01:01:10,196 --> 01:01:11,779
It's started.
802
01:01:19,332 --> 01:01:21,079
Let her go!
803
01:01:22,753 --> 01:01:25,293
The Globe Theatre.
804
01:01:25,336 --> 01:01:27,460
Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?
805
01:01:27,505 --> 01:01:29,836
What are you standing
there for? Come on!
806
01:01:32,344 --> 01:01:34,343
Very well dressed for a hitch-hiker.
807
01:01:39,976 --> 01:01:41,724
NO-O-O!
808
01:01:48,529 --> 01:01:50,399
Don't let go!
809
01:01:50,446 --> 01:01:53,613
Tonight, I am going
to perform a miracle.
810
01:01:54,866 --> 01:01:57,490
I am 76 years old.
811
01:01:58,305 --> 01:02:04,474
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