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Sorry about the mess. 15 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:28,148 Reminds me of your college apartment. 16 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:31,238 [laughing] Yeah. College, right? 17 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,197 Yeah. 18 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:38,158 Um... Well, thank you so much for letting me stay. 19 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,508 Of course, honey. Stay as long as you need to. 20 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,252 - Night. - Night. 21 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,400 Boysenberry scone. 22 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,315 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 23 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,491 - Hey. - Hey. 24 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,014 What can I get you? 25 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,060 - Um, a small coffee. - Small coffee. 26 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,845 You want any cream or anything? 27 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,760 - Mm. - No? Okay. Two bucks. 28 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:18,415 - Cici, small coffee. - [Cici] Yep, one small coffee. 29 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,204 I like your scarf. 30 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,597 Aww. Thanks. 31 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,164 Yeah, I like it too. 32 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,426 Where'd you get it? 33 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,341 Um, I... I borrowed it from my girlfriend. 34 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:32,560 She never wears it, so... 35 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:35,476 Your girlfriend? That's great. 36 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:37,869 - It's a great scarf. - Thanks. 37 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,570 Oh, I'm Sara. 38 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:45,050 Ali. 39 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:47,139 [laughing] That's so crazy. 40 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,794 I totally thought your name was another name. 41 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:53,668 I mean, you look like an Ali. 42 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:58,020 Sorry. I work right across the street at that, um, at that dress shop over there, 43 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:00,544 and I... we named you something. 44 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,764 Me and the girls that I work with named you. 45 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,367 It's just this game we play, because always come here for coffee, 46 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:06,550 and you're always here. 47 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,552 Bored females. 48 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,467 We have a great selection of scarves. 49 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:14,471 You should come look at our selection. 50 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:15,864 Okay, yeah. 51 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,996 I mean, you guys... You have the cutest windows. 52 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,346 Thanks! I do the windows. 53 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:22,044 I mean, I do the display... for the windows. 54 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,393 Ali: Got you. 55 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,787 Anyway, you have to come check out my stuff. 56 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,267 Well, if I have to, 57 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,660 then I have no other option, do I? 58 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,793 - [Cici] One small coffee. - [Ali] Thanks. 59 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:34,491 Here you go. 60 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:39,714 [Penelope] Aw, this is cute. 61 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,805 I love it when they deliver to me before 4:00. 62 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,982 All right, this one is 36. 63 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:53,075 Hey, you okay? 64 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,079 - [Penelope whistles] - Huh? 65 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:59,342 ♪ Turning you out 66 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:02,171 - Hi. - ♪ My spirit needs to trot 67 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:05,217 ♪ Because the lowness in me 68 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:08,177 - Hey. - ♪ Reaches out to become free 69 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,485 - ♪ Because the lowness in me. - [clears throat] 70 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:14,183 ♪ Reaches out to become free 71 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:17,142 [muffled music playing] 72 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:28,328 - ♪ You know I got one. - Excuse me. 73 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:34,029 ♪ Why are you taking your time? ♪ 74 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:37,075 ♪ It ain't easy to start 75 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:41,776 ♪ Girl, you see me 76 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:44,909 ♪ What you're doing to me 77 00:05:46,302 --> 00:05:47,956 What are you drinking? 78 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,176 Uh, gin and tonic. 79 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:54,441 Hey, Ryan, uh, can you get us a gin and tonic? 80 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:55,877 And I need another beer. 81 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,359 - Thanks. - No problem. 82 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,751 I'm Casey. 83 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,232 Hi, Casey. 84 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,149 Okay, so are you gonna tell me your name? 85 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,238 [laughing] Uh, I'm... I'm Sara. 86 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,719 - Nice to meet you, Sara. - Nice to meet you, Casey. 87 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:12,894 All right. 88 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,287 Thanks. 89 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,941 Oh, no. Hey, I got it. 90 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,552 No, you don't. No, you don't. 91 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,380 Take it out of that. 92 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:21,946 Thank you. 93 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:25,646 So, um... I don't think I've ever seen you here before. 94 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,212 No, yeah. 95 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:30,172 Um, I walk by this place all the time after work. 96 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:33,001 Um, and I always think, "I might go in there and have a drink." 97 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:36,744 And then, here I am, having a drink tonight. 98 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:40,356 Um, I work at this little dress shop on Horatio. 99 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,575 It's really great. 100 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,751 This dress is from there actually. 101 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:46,449 You should come in sometime. 102 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,973 We have all these really great vintage dresses. 103 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:52,542 Not... You don't... There's other things that you can look at 104 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,109 if you're not into dresses. 105 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,719 I'm not just into dresses. 106 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:58,679 I mean, I do love the dresses that we sell. 107 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:03,074 I'm just not only into... dresses. 108 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:05,250 Okay, so, what else are you into? 109 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:07,252 Uh, I'm a writer. 110 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:08,776 I mean, I like to write, 111 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:12,301 and I assume someday, I will sell something. 112 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,912 I mean, that's what happens, right? 113 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:17,654 What do you do, Casey? 114 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:19,134 I'm a writer. 115 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:20,440 - Oh. - Journalist. 116 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:21,615 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 117 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:22,877 I studied English. 118 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,619 Not... journalism, though. 119 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:28,012 Oh. Cool. 120 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,453 I really like your hair. 121 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,367 - Thanks. - Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 122 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:39,763 I'm sort of new at this. 123 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,939 New at what, exactly? 124 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:44,725 Uh, going out, and meeting people, 125 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,509 and... dating. 126 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:49,773 - Oh, so we're dating now? - No! [Laughing] No, sorry. 127 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,645 I know we're not dating. 128 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:53,473 I mean, I would date you. 129 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,909 You're lovely. 130 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,737 And I'm like that. 131 00:07:56,780 --> 00:08:00,218 I... dated someone a long time ago, 132 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:03,004 and I loved it, and I wanna do it again. 133 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:06,137 So, you're into women? 134 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:07,748 Yes. 135 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,445 Are you a lesbian? 136 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,707 Mm-hmm. 137 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:15,277 Are you aware you haven't touched your drink? 138 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:18,846 [laughing] Right. 139 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:22,066 I'm nervous. Can you tell? 140 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,894 A little bit, yeah. 141 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,550 Listen, I'm here most weekends. 142 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:31,075 If you see me, come by. Say hi, all right? 143 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:33,164 Oh. Uh... Okay. Okay. 144 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,166 It was really nice to meet you. 145 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,168 It was great to meet you. 146 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:44,088 ♪ I don't know if I can go it anymore ♪ 147 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,656 ♪ 148 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,404 [slurps] 149 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:58,538 ♪ Only when I'm lonely 150 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:03,107 - ♪ Do I seek what I am not. - [Sara] Sorry. 151 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,761 [toilet flushing] 152 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:08,896 - [Casey] Hi. - [Sara] Hi. 153 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,377 Long time, no see. 154 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,603 Oh, my God! Your lips are so soft. 155 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:24,433 I mean, your whole face is so soft. 156 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,000 You're funny. 157 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,131 Am I pretty? 158 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,133 Like, am I attractive to you? 159 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:32,615 - Yes, you're very attractive. - I think you're so fucking sexy. 160 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,576 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 161 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,665 - Whoa, Sara! Slow down. - I don't want to. 162 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,623 Hey, I'm here too. 163 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:43,626 Sorry. I'm so... I'm so sorry. 164 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,325 [Casey] Stop it. It's okay. Stop it. It's all right. 165 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,375 You're not a lesbian, are you? 166 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,466 I guess not. 167 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,122 But you've been with women? 168 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,471 A woman. 169 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,648 - When? - A long time ago. 170 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,999 Any chance of you two getting back together? 171 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:11,785 [shakily] No. 172 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,962 But you keep seeing her and hearing her 173 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,311 in your head, huh? 174 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,965 Mm-hmm. 175 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,097 Women will do that. 176 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,751 You should tell her to shut up. 177 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,406 Okay. 178 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,458 [groaning] 179 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,811 [sighs] 180 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,774 Fuck it. 181 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,433 [line ringing] 182 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,438 Hi. 183 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,528 [line continues ringing] 184 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,660 [woman on phone] Hello? 185 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:01,922 Shit! 186 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:17,502 [humming] 187 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,293 [sighs] 188 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,692 Pen, are you asleep? 189 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,738 [Penelope, groggily] Yeah. 190 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,479 That's... Okay. 191 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,709 [humming] 192 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,541 Are you still sleeping? 193 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,065 [Penelope] Yes! 194 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,026 Hey. 195 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,422 What's wrong? 196 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:10,425 I'm drunk, and I'm gay. 197 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,995 Can I sleep in here? 198 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,084 I won't try to make out with you or anything 199 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:20,435 - unless that's what you want me to do. - Sara! 200 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,743 Okay, good. I'm too tired anyway. 201 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,447 [sighs] 202 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,189 You're such a good friend to me. 203 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,668 [Penelope] I'm glad I can be. 204 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,672 I slept with a total stranger tonight. 205 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,806 [Penelope] Really? 206 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:47,244 You must think I'm so crazy. 207 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,728 [Penelope] Do you think you're crazy? 208 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,726 No, I mean... 209 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,859 I think I'm amazing. 210 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,079 - And gay? - Yeah. 211 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,734 Hmm. 212 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,912 So you slept with a woman you don't know? 213 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,523 No, I kissed a woman. 214 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,134 I slept with a man. 215 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,136 Not that I didn't try for a woman. 216 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,051 I tried for two women actually, 217 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:14,271 and they both fell apart really quickly, twice, 218 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:17,057 and so, I went with what I know. 219 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,277 Men are so... easy. 220 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,803 Yeah, they are. 221 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:27,676 I got so sad-angry with myself at that lesbian bar, 222 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,765 and then I made this ill-advised phone call 223 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,855 with the little bit of liquid courage that I had left. 224 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,380 And when that went so shitty-shitti-shittily- 225 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,860 Shitty? Shit! 226 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,514 When that did not go well, 227 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,516 I went to the bar next-door, 228 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,474 and I just walked up to the first guy I saw, 229 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,216 and I asked him if he wanted to fuck. 230 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,741 And... surprise, he did, and so we went to his... 231 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,874 - Sara! - Well... 232 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,484 We went to his apartment, 233 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:57,097 and it was actually really good. 234 00:13:57,140 --> 00:14:00,056 Like, he was really good, and it was really good, 235 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:05,192 and I came a lot, and... 236 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,759 I don't even know how to get his... I didn't get his number. 237 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,674 I don't even remember what his name was. 238 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,808 It was some stupid, generic guy name. 239 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,899 And then we kissed goodbye, and he said good night. 240 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,814 And we both knew what it meant 241 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,382 that, like, I was in control and... 242 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,164 I was just satisfied and done with him. 243 00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:25,952 So then, I got a cab home, 244 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:29,172 and now, I've been sitting on your couch, 245 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:32,610 drinking too much wine, and thinking about August. 246 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,873 [Penelope] Mm. 247 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,093 Men are so weird. 248 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,791 And amazing. 249 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,621 I mean, I know I want to be with women, 250 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:51,499 but how am I supposed to give up a bigger, stronger man? 251 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:55,895 Like, lifting me up, and moving me around, and... 252 00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:03,728 making decisions for me, and focusing on me, 253 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:07,297 focusing on not cumming too soon. 254 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:11,606 I love when guys can't figure things out. 255 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:16,959 Like when they're staring at a pool table or something. 256 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,092 I mean, focus. God! 257 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:23,400 Focus is just so fucking sexy. 258 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:24,532 [Penelope] Mm. 259 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,751 And I hate when they yell, 260 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:33,062 but I love when they get angry about stuff and get super-passionate. 261 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:38,154 And I love when... when guys have, like, big, strong hands, 262 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:42,115 and they have, like, those big veins on them and... 263 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,638 the hands that do work, 264 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,596 and they have those little scars. 265 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,731 I mean, hands that should scare me, but they don't scare me. 266 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,472 Men comfort me. 267 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,998 Women, on the other hand, terrify me, 268 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,566 like, trip me up. 269 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:03,527 It feels like it should be the other way around. 270 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,572 [Penelope] Mm. 271 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:08,663 I mean, women are soft and... 272 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,319 We have the same parts. I just... 273 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:17,759 I just know they are what I want right now. 274 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,463 [Penelope] Did you really date Jane McFarlane in college? 275 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,859 Yeah, how did you know that? 276 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,645 Sara, everybody knew. 277 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,304 I hate her so much. 278 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,481 [Penelope] No, you don't. 279 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:50,487 You're right, Penelope. I don't hate her. 280 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:54,883 - I hate you... for contradicting me. - What? [Laughs] 281 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,668 I am so contradictory. 282 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,195 Penelope! 283 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,067 Did you just make a dick joke? 284 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,069 - Shh. You're so loud. - [laughing] 285 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,637 I have never heard you make a dick joke. 286 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,595 - Okay, go to sleep. - Ever! 287 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,859 That's the saddest dick joke I've ever heard. 288 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,471 [Penelope] Shh. Bye. Bye. Good night. 289 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:23,303 ♪ 290 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,188 Oh, my God! 291 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,450 Jesus! 292 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,412 It's like looking at an autopsy, some of these women. 293 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,109 Really? 294 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:51,244 No! No, not you. This woman's profile pictures. 295 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,593 No, not... 296 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,769 That coat looked so great on you. 297 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,511 I think you would be so glad you had that. 298 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,038 Have a good day! 299 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,307 [door opening] 300 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:14,702 Uh... hi. 301 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,486 What are you doing here? 302 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:22,362 Um... I forgot a couple things. 303 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,685 [August] You left your checkbook. 304 00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,495 [Sara] I know. 305 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,106 And my robe. 306 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,199 Have you seen my pen? 307 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,723 That feather pen? 308 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,117 Anything else that you would like to take from me? 309 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,382 Not that I can think of right now. 310 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,254 When you coming back home? I don't like this at all. 311 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,908 August, it's been, like, two days. 312 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,040 But have you put on weight? 313 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,781 'Cause you look like maybe you have. 314 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,784 Okay, I really just came to get my pen. 315 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,264 And your stupid robe. 316 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,571 August, you're really bad at trying to be an asshole. 317 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,920 I know. 318 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,183 Just don't try and be something you're not. 319 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,967 What does that mean, Sara? 320 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:06,275 Can you just tell me if you find that pen, please? 321 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,103 It's really important to me. 322 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,845 Yes, a pen is very important at this point in time. 323 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,326 It is really important to me. 324 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,937 [August] Great! Have an awesome day, Sara! 325 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,725 Hmm. 326 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,293 Okay. 327 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,734 Okay. 328 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,567 [camera clicking] 329 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,221 Um... 330 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,789 Okay. Like this... 331 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:42,833 [footsteps approaching] 332 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:44,879 What are you doing? 333 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,881 Nothing. 334 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,230 Clearly. 335 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,753 Let me know if you need help. 336 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,102 I will. 337 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,108 I do need help. [Laughs] 338 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,592 - [Sara] Hey, there. - [Ali] Hey. 339 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,508 - Ali? - Yes. Yes. 340 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,272 Not that other name that you made up for me, 341 00:20:07,296 --> 00:20:09,425 which I'm dying to know. 342 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,340 Oh... [laughing] 343 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,603 It's... 344 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,257 Do you wanna try on some scarves? 345 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:20,131 Um, no. No, not really. Uh... 346 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,699 My friend is playing in this band tonight, and, uh... 347 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,441 and, uh, there's a bunch of us going, 348 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,885 a couple girls from the coffee shop, 349 00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:28,314 and I know it's last-minute, 350 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:31,752 but I wanted to see if you were available, like 8:00. 351 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,102 Um... [sighs] 352 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,799 Can someone help me unzip this? 353 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,280 [Sara] Yeah, of course. One second. 354 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,502 Yes. Um... 355 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,417 I have to leave at 10:00, though. 356 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,201 That's cool. 357 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,986 Just, um, just meet me outside the coffee shop when you get off. 358 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,772 - Okay. - Okay. Cool. 359 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,441 - Hi. - Hey. 360 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,312 - You ready? - I'm ready. 361 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,508 ♪ 362 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:37,774 ♪ I'm in love with you 363 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:45,521 ♪ I'm gonna take my time 364 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:53,486 ♪ This walk, this walk, this walk will only ♪ 365 00:21:54,922 --> 00:22:00,797 ♪ Well, it's only gonna last so long ♪ 366 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:06,586 ♪ I was looking to my left 367 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:09,719 ♪ Instead of looking to my right ♪ 368 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:13,419 ♪ I've been looking to my left 369 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:16,204 I gotta... go. 370 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,597 Give me your number. 371 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,383 Here. It's so loud. Let me just... 372 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,213 Hey. 373 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,694 Is that your boyfriend? 374 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:29,957 What? 375 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,438 That guy, is that your boyfriend? 376 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:36,093 Sorry. I... 377 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,834 Let's hang out again soon. 378 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,796 I think you're really pretty. 379 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,060 Okay. 380 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,193 Have fun, okay? 381 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,717 We'll talk soon. 382 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,589 Okay. 383 00:22:58,072 --> 00:22:59,639 Where do you want this? 384 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,511 Uh, right here, I guess. 385 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,174 [sighs] Okay, well, I will see you later. 386 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,871 Thank you for everything. 387 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:17,235 I don't... I don't know what I would have done without you. 388 00:23:17,259 --> 00:23:19,093 You're welcome. 389 00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:20,790 I need the exercise anyway. 390 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:23,358 I meant thanks for everything. 391 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,667 If you didn't help me with... 392 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,930 with everything, I don't know what I would have done. 393 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,801 Well, you're about to find out. [Scoffs] 394 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,461 So, this is everything. 395 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,463 I'm gonna go return the rental. 396 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:45,554 You don't have to go right this second, do you? 397 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,252 No, I guess not. 398 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,516 'Cause you could hang out for a little if you wanted, 399 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,039 and we could play pretend, 400 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,084 and have one of our days where we stay in, 401 00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:57,305 and we could order that disgusting Mr. Fun's you like so much. 402 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,742 I think I wanna go. 403 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,265 [quietly] Okay. 404 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,268 Okay. 405 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:07,010 I feel bad about the way you saw me the other day. 406 00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:10,753 I wasn't... doing too well. 407 00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,146 I understand. 408 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,584 Are you ready to tell me why you left? 409 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,067 I can. I don't... 410 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,460 I don't know if you wanna hear it. 411 00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:25,725 Why are you doing this? 412 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,426 Because of women. 413 00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:35,517 Women? 414 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:38,955 I wanna date women, and... 415 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,828 walk around, and hold hands, 416 00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:46,310 and dress up, and go out, and... 417 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:50,271 make dinner, and go to bed, and have sex with them. 418 00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:53,187 We're not getting married anymore 419 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,710 because you wanna have sex with women? 420 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:03,153 [laughing] 421 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:06,113 I keep waiting for you to crack a smile, tell me you're fucking with me, 422 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,876 but it looks like you're about to cry, so... 423 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,597 I'm just so sorry. 424 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:16,253 How long... have you wanted to have... 425 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:18,604 be with a woman? 426 00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:21,302 I mean, for a long time. 427 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,348 Um... 428 00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:30,441 Before college, but college is the first time that I did. 429 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,141 And I miss it, 430 00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:37,057 and I feel... dead inside. 431 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,973 [crying] I don't know. I knew it when I met you, 432 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:42,279 but you're so beautiful, and kind, 433 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,890 and I love you so much. 434 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:47,415 I mean, any girl would be crazy not to wanna marry you. 435 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,895 Well, not any girl. 436 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:51,941 [sniffling] 437 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,556 Do you not want to be with men? 438 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,428 I mean, I do. 439 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,256 I love men. 440 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:04,432 So, you're bisexual. 441 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,349 I don't know what I am. 442 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,613 Wait. Who did you sleep with in college? 443 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,093 Lots of people. 444 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:16,487 No, what... What woman? 445 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,054 My roommate, 446 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,405 Jane McFarlane. 447 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,973 Oh. 448 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,409 What? 449 00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:27,847 I've only seen pictures, but... 450 00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:30,371 she's hot. [Laughs] 451 00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,460 I mean, she's married and has two kids, 452 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,203 and yeah, she's... she's beautiful. 453 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,031 So, you've already talked to her? 454 00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:40,381 No. I called her, and she answered, 455 00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:42,644 and I cursed at her, and I hung up. 456 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,820 [laughing] 457 00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:47,257 Oh. [Laughs] Shit! 458 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,224 I had... I had no idea. 459 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,750 I had no idea that's why you left. 460 00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,624 I'm sorry for laughing. 461 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,975 It's fine. I know it's... 462 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,933 It's kind of funny. [Laughing] 463 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:20,813 I think, for her, I was just some college fling. 464 00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:24,468 And for me, I loved her. 465 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:28,168 I'd always known I was attracted to women, 466 00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:32,302 but I didn't know I could love a woman that deeply, 467 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:34,304 and, like, make love to a woman. 468 00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,263 And for her, I was just company, 469 00:27:36,306 --> 00:27:39,005 like just some, ugh, girlfriend. 470 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,225 [sighs] 471 00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:44,837 It doesn't feel as bad to talk about it right this second, 472 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,057 but for the past week and a half, I've been a total wreck. 473 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,713 So, what now? 474 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,759 I don't know. I mean... 475 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,806 I guess I do what women do. 476 00:27:57,850 --> 00:27:59,939 Women seeking women. 477 00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:05,684 Are you going to date men too? 478 00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:10,253 Maybe. 479 00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:17,043 Can I date? 480 00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:21,787 Can I go out with women too? 481 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:25,834 I mean, you don't have to ask my permission. 482 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,447 [sighs] 483 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:33,886 I miss you. 484 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,282 I know you do. 485 00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:42,503 Come here. 486 00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:06,048 I gotta go return the truck. 487 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,060 - Okay. - Okay. 488 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:19,496 - Bye. - Bye. 489 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,939 [sobbing] 490 00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:34,990 [sighs] 491 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,992 [phone chiming] 492 00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:43,694 Hello? 493 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:44,913 [woman on phone] Hi. 494 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:47,829 Hi. Who's this? 495 00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:50,614 [woman on phone] It's Colleen from the site. 496 00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:52,616 Hi, Colleen. Um... 497 00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:55,532 It's nice to meet you. 498 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:58,231 Or, uh... [laughs nervously] your voice anyway. 499 00:29:59,406 --> 00:30:02,017 [Colleen on phone] You as well. 500 00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:04,759 Thanks for sending your number. I know it's scary. 501 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,066 It is. 502 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:12,245 Um, have you... Have you done this before? 503 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:15,378 [Colleen on phone] Well, this is the first time we've put an ad out, 504 00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:17,380 and you're the first person we liked. 505 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,296 Well, that makes me feel special. 506 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,733 [Colleen on phone] It should. 507 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:25,171 Uh, it's you and your husband, right? 508 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,563 [Colleen on phone] Yes. 509 00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,349 Is that okay? 510 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:32,395 Yeah, that's... That's great. 511 00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:34,789 [Colleen on phone] That's... very exciting. 512 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,313 You got a great voice. 513 00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:41,100 [giggling] Thanks. So do you. 514 00:30:42,362 --> 00:30:44,103 [Colleen on phone] We'll talk soon. 515 00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,452 Check your email tonight. 516 00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:46,714 Will do. 517 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,325 Okay. 518 00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:51,719 Um... bye. 519 00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:53,590 [Colleen on phone] Have a good night. 520 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,522 [sighs] 521 00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:27,015 Are you guys not nervous at all? 522 00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:28,625 Oh, no, of course we're nervous. 523 00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:31,411 I mean, I kind of was under the impression 524 00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:33,804 you'd had tons of experience with this. 525 00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:35,458 I wouldn't say tons. 526 00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:38,374 I would say that we have had more near misses 527 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,072 than actual real, all-the-way hits. 528 00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:41,725 Why do you think that is? 529 00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:43,858 [Ben] We scare people away. 530 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,947 Well... why? 531 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:50,038 Because we're sincere about who we are and what we want. 532 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,954 I mean, that is scary. 533 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:55,348 And... 534 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:58,655 people can see that it's gonna be more than a one-night stand. 535 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:02,398 And they know that Ben is gonna be in the relationship, 536 00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:05,097 and that's scary for them. 537 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,750 I mean, even if he's not involved, 538 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:08,100 he's in the relationship. 539 00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:10,493 He's gonna know the details at the very least. 540 00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:12,104 That's scary, too. 541 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,757 - Thank you. - [Sara laughs] 542 00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:16,847 Um... Sorry. I can't... 543 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:19,241 I can't believe I'm sitting here. 544 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:22,941 [Colleen] 'Cause you just pictured yourself in bed with us? 545 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:24,943 Yeah. How do you know that? 546 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,379 [Colleen] That's what we do. 547 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:29,643 Women, we just... We ponder all the potential regret. 548 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,994 I don't... I don't think men do that. 549 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:36,084 Ben has a whole thing about how women and men are different. 550 00:32:36,128 --> 00:32:40,045 I mean, the differences in their imaginations and... 551 00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,698 Just tell her your thing. 552 00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:45,137 [Ben] I think... And correct me if I'm wrong about you. 553 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:50,794 But I think women imagine the before, during, and after, 554 00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:54,973 and that after, uh, lying there, staring at the ceiling 555 00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:58,237 next to someone you may or may not know all that well, 556 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:03,938 all of their flaws just howling at you from across the sheets, 557 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,898 that after makes women stop before it ever starts. 558 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,512 I love the after. 559 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:15,994 [Sara] Um... 560 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:17,647 - [Colleen] Bye. - [Sara] Bye. 561 00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,519 Um... But, um... 562 00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:31,226 I had to do that. 563 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,272 Great. Okay. 564 00:33:33,315 --> 00:33:35,622 Um, okay. 565 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,885 - Bye. Bye. - Bye. 566 00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:07,455 [Jerry] No, no, the other one, the other one. 567 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,240 [Sara's mother] The other one is in the wash. 568 00:34:09,283 --> 00:34:11,203 This one will have to do until that one is clean. 569 00:34:11,242 --> 00:34:12,963 [Jerry sighing] 570 00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:14,567 [Sara's mother] You know you can't sleep 571 00:34:14,591 --> 00:34:15,923 in that recliner overnight, Jerry. 572 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:17,490 Remember what Dr. Linden said? 573 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,102 [Sara's mother sighing] 574 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:24,497 It's the same conversation night after night. 575 00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:29,197 He doesn't wanna listen, and he's so upset in the morning when his back won't work. 576 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,814 [Sara's mother] Tell me, Sara, how's August? 577 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:41,905 Um... we broke up. 578 00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:45,170 What? Where are you sleeping? 579 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:47,302 With Penelope... At-at Penelope's. 580 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,506 [Sara's mother] Are you okay? 581 00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:50,871 [sighs] 582 00:34:50,914 --> 00:34:52,612 Are you doing any writing at all? 583 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:56,224 Uh... yes. 584 00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:59,009 I'm... I mean, here and there. 585 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:03,231 I have a new subject I'm working on. 586 00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:04,754 - [water running] - [dishes rattling] 587 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:10,586 I think I'm going to date this married couple for a while, 588 00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:13,241 uh, a man and a woman. 589 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,243 Mostly, the woman. 590 00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:19,943 I think I'm gonna date women for a while. 591 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,294 Well, I'll say it again. 592 00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:24,209 I hope you're making good choices 593 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:27,951 and putting that college education we bought for you to good use. 594 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,346 We've raised you right. 595 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:32,990 You've got a good head on your shoulders, 596 00:35:33,014 --> 00:35:35,669 and you can take responsibility for yourself. 597 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,270 - [water running] - [dishes rattling] 598 00:35:42,314 --> 00:35:44,925 I think I'm bisexual, Mom. 599 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:51,410 [Sara's mother] So, what would you like for breakfast? 600 00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:53,412 I'll make you whatever you like. 601 00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:57,546 Whatever you wanna make. 602 00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:00,158 Okay. 603 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:06,164 - Night, Mom. - Good night. 604 00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:22,136 Good night, Jerry. 605 00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:24,921 Good night, honey. 606 00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:36,106 [sighs] 607 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:40,198 ♪ 608 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:51,034 ♪ 609 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,529 ♪ 610 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,102 - [August] Wow. - [Sara] What? 611 00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:17,060 [August] You're seeing both of them? 612 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,410 [Sara] Sort of. 613 00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:19,802 Her more than him. 614 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,936 They aren't Satan worshipers or Mormons or... 615 00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:24,024 No! 616 00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:26,896 She's an interior designer. 617 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:29,682 - He's, like, an IT guy. - Jeez. 618 00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:33,207 [August] Are you gonna stay with them? 619 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:38,299 Um... I don't know. 620 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:41,824 I mean, what if one of them or both of them gets tired of you? 621 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:44,653 Well, I don't know. I might get tired of them, you know. 622 00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:47,961 It's not really that different from any other relationship. 623 00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:49,267 [August laughing] 624 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,746 [Sara] It's not! 625 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,670 I don't know whether I should scream in jealousy 626 00:37:52,694 --> 00:37:54,479 or go behind that tree and jack off. 627 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,187 Hmm... do both. 628 00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:01,366 You're a terrifying girl. 629 00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:04,499 Woman. Whatever. 630 00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:06,196 [laughing] Thank you. 631 00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:10,810 - [August] Done. - [Sara] Good. 632 00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:12,493 - [August] Good? - [Sara] Get another one. 633 00:38:12,517 --> 00:38:14,944 That's not good. 634 00:38:14,988 --> 00:38:16,788 [Sara] So, I was kind of telling him about us, 635 00:38:16,812 --> 00:38:19,340 and I felt like he was, like, super into it and excited, 636 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,342 but then also, like, kind of freaked out. 637 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:24,266 Like, the synapses in his brain were kind of, like, exploding. [Laughing] 638 00:38:24,290 --> 00:38:26,782 Sara, could you just shut up for a second, baby? 639 00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:28,871 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sorry. 640 00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:31,075 I just haven't seen you in a few days, and I'm excited. 641 00:38:31,099 --> 00:38:32,709 [Colleen] I have herpes. 642 00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:42,058 I... I don't know what to say. I... 643 00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:45,105 I'm not used to being embarrassed. I don't like it. 644 00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:48,282 One of you needs to say something smart and comforting. 645 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,805 - [Ben] Well, I think... - Not you. 646 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,895 Are you contagious? 647 00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:56,246 I don't know. Probably. 648 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,597 - Does Ben have it? - I'm getting tested this week. 649 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,338 You should, too. 650 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:02,122 Well, that is a great idea. 651 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,732 I just don't have insurance. 652 00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:04,820 Okay. 653 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:08,215 Sara... 654 00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:11,566 could you just please say something comforting? 655 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:14,177 Well, I think maybe you should be comforting me. 656 00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:17,703 All you have to do is go to the doctor, and get some $10 prescription 657 00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:19,266 and be up front with all your partners. 658 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,619 That's what I'm doing. 659 00:39:20,662 --> 00:39:22,542 But I have to go, and spend hundreds of dollars, 660 00:39:22,566 --> 00:39:24,405 and get blood drawn, which I fucking hate. 661 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:27,103 And what's that mean for us? 662 00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,891 It means that... 663 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:36,330 we don't have sex until we find out where you are with this. 664 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,724 ♪ 665 00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:47,646 ♪ I see the vultures who are waiting on the other side ♪ 666 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,082 ♪ Feeling it all 667 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,431 ♪ A floating shadow 668 00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:52,912 ♪ In the corners of a brilliant disguise ♪ 669 00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:55,958 - It's a disease. - It's not a "disease" disease. 670 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:58,570 I mean, I've seen real sickness. 671 00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:01,007 Perpetual misery is the disease where I'm from, 672 00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:03,531 like, you're supposed to accept being miserable. 673 00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:05,054 I mean, the people I grew up around, 674 00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:07,709 it's like they can't see a way out of it, 675 00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:09,885 and so, they just sit in it year after year. 676 00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:13,846 Yeah, a lot of people feel that way everywhere. 677 00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:16,414 I know. 678 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:20,026 I mean, I know everyone is struggling with something. 679 00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,157 [laughs] 680 00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:23,333 - What? - Nothing. 681 00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:25,553 [phone ringing] 682 00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:31,559 I gotta take this. 683 00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:34,823 Hey. 684 00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,151 Hey. You looking for your girl? 685 00:40:58,194 --> 00:40:59,761 Yep. 686 00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:02,242 - Wait. What girl? - Mm-hmm. 687 00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:04,505 - Is it that obvious? - Extremely. 688 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,334 [sighs disgustedly] 689 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:10,250 [Penelope] Didn't the two of you go out on a date or something? 690 00:41:10,293 --> 00:41:12,208 [Sara] No, not really. 691 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:14,254 [Penelope] Aww. She not into chicks? 692 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:16,474 [Sara, mockingly] Aww. I don't know. 693 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,607 I don't know, actually, at all. 694 00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:21,957 I just think she's so gorgeous. 695 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:25,918 Well, isn't that reason enough to go out on a second date, or what? 696 00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:28,442 Is it? It seems so shallow. 697 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,139 I mean, I don't know. I'm new at this. 698 00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:33,229 So, is it okay for me to just want the physical right now 699 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:34,927 and not care about love so much? 700 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:36,810 I mean, obviously, if it happens, that's great. 701 00:41:36,834 --> 00:41:40,498 But... is that terrible of me? 702 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,978 Uh, I mean, my first thought is yeah. 703 00:41:43,022 --> 00:41:45,546 You're just a step away from being a dog in heat. 704 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:48,854 Ew! Can I be a cat, please? 705 00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:54,163 It's only shallow if you make it shallow. 706 00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:58,472 You know, if your biggest worry is finding a playmate, 707 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,518 that's a pretty great place to be. 708 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:03,081 Most people are concerned about putting enough food on the table 709 00:42:03,105 --> 00:42:04,826 and not getting shot. Am I right? 710 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:08,264 Well, yes, you are right. 711 00:42:08,308 --> 00:42:11,703 So, just be safe and be free. 712 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:19,449 Well, where do these go? 713 00:42:19,493 --> 00:42:20,842 [phone chiming] 714 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:23,192 Hey! 715 00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:24,636 [August on phone] Hey, can you talk? 716 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,500 Yeah. What's wrong? 717 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,344 [August on phone] Oh, you know, I hate people. 718 00:42:28,368 --> 00:42:33,242 [chuckles wryly] And people are indifferent to me. 719 00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:36,684 Are you drunk? 720 00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,643 [August, laughing] No. 721 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:40,383 August! 722 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,690 [August] I'm not that drunk. 723 00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:46,302 I went out tonight and last night 724 00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,740 and the night before that. 725 00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:52,613 Women staring at me like I have a horn growing out of my forehead. 726 00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:55,921 I feel like I'm too old to be doing this shit. 727 00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:58,793 It's awful. Ugh! It's so fucking awful. 728 00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:00,099 [phone beeping] 729 00:43:00,142 --> 00:43:02,014 Hey, hold on a second. 730 00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:05,583 - Hello. - [Ali on phone] Hi. 731 00:43:06,845 --> 00:43:07,846 Hi. 732 00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:10,588 Who's this? 733 00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:13,852 [laughing] I'm sorry. It's Ali from the Coffee Cat. 734 00:43:13,895 --> 00:43:15,941 Oh, hey! 735 00:43:15,984 --> 00:43:18,204 [Ali on phone] Hi. You busy? 736 00:43:18,247 --> 00:43:19,553 No, I'm not busy. 737 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,948 Um, can you hold on? Just hold on one second. 738 00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:26,908 Hey. 739 00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:28,388 [August on phone] Let me guess. 740 00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:30,825 It's Mr. And Mrs. Sodom, 741 00:43:30,869 --> 00:43:36,439 calling to invite you to another 120-some-odd-day orgy. 742 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:39,399 No, I'm not seeing them anymore. Not like that, anyway. 743 00:43:39,442 --> 00:43:41,202 [August on phone] Oh, good. Good, good, good. 744 00:43:41,226 --> 00:43:42,836 Have dinner with me on Saturday. 745 00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,710 Okay, I'll see you Saturday. 746 00:43:45,753 --> 00:43:47,276 [August on phone] Okay, bye for now. 747 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,408 Okay, bye. 748 00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:53,065 - Hey, Ali. - [on phone] Hi. 749 00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:54,675 Hey. 750 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:58,113 Um... what's up? 751 00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:00,986 [Ali on phone] Nothing much. Um... 752 00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:04,163 Are you working tomorrow? 753 00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:05,904 Yes. 754 00:44:05,947 --> 00:44:08,036 [Ali] Cool. 755 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:12,084 I was hoping I could come by and look for a dress to wear to my brother's wedding. 756 00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:13,999 Oh, cool! Yeah! 757 00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:17,089 Um... 758 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:21,093 What are you doing after that? 759 00:44:22,616 --> 00:44:23,878 [Ali] After what? 760 00:44:24,923 --> 00:44:26,664 After you come by the shop. 761 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:29,797 [Ali] I'm going back to work. 762 00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:33,105 Right. [Laughs] 763 00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:35,716 Uh, what are you doing after work? 764 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,762 [Ali, chuckles] Nothing. 765 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:43,376 Well, we should go out and get a drink. 766 00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:46,814 [Ali] Yeah, we should. 767 00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:50,209 Maybe just somewhere close. 768 00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:53,734 [Ali] Sure. Yeah, that's sounds great. 769 00:44:58,217 --> 00:45:00,306 Okay, so, um... 770 00:45:00,349 --> 00:45:03,744 Uh, your brother is getting married. Where is that happening? 771 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:07,617 [Ali] Upstate, Poughkeepsie. 772 00:45:07,661 --> 00:45:11,752 My mom wanted me to wear a dress that covers my tats, so... 773 00:45:13,449 --> 00:45:15,060 This could work. 774 00:45:16,278 --> 00:45:17,366 Aww! 775 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:19,542 - Yeah! - Yeah? 776 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:21,501 You look... 777 00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:23,155 It's dynamite. 778 00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:27,072 So, um, where are you from? 779 00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:28,638 Texas. 780 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:31,685 Oh, we're both from the South. That's cool. 781 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:32,991 Really? Where are you from? 782 00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:37,082 Well, originally, I'm from northwest Florida. 783 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:40,215 But, uh, my step-dad and my mom live here now. 784 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:42,217 That's sweet. Did they move here to be with you? 785 00:45:42,261 --> 00:45:44,567 No, my step-dad got really sick, 786 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:49,268 so they moved out here so he could get treatment at Sloan Kettering. 787 00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,400 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. He's much better now. 788 00:45:51,444 --> 00:45:53,663 My mom says it's mostly maintenance at this point. 789 00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:54,969 [clears throat] 790 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:00,888 So, Texas. 791 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:03,282 Florida. 792 00:46:03,325 --> 00:46:06,633 How was that? I mean, I don't really know too much about it, 793 00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:11,594 except... oranges, boating, Disneyland. 794 00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:13,553 - World. - "World"? 795 00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:15,947 Disney World. Disneyland is in California. 796 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:18,210 Right. 797 00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:22,301 Um, Florida is... 798 00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:25,086 I don't know. Florida is funny. Florida... 799 00:46:27,219 --> 00:46:30,788 They say you have to go north to go south, which is totally true. 800 00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:33,051 Northwest Florida is basically the South. 801 00:46:34,052 --> 00:46:35,314 It's like Flor-bama. 802 00:46:35,357 --> 00:46:37,229 - [laughing] - It is. 803 00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:39,840 Um... 804 00:46:40,972 --> 00:46:43,148 Are your parents still together? 805 00:46:44,149 --> 00:46:45,585 Um, no. 806 00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:48,588 - Divorced? - Uh-huh, yeah. 807 00:46:48,631 --> 00:46:50,720 Do you have step-parents? 808 00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:52,722 Uh-huh. Why? Why do you ask? 809 00:46:52,766 --> 00:46:56,030 I don't know. I just feel like we're a generation of step-kids. It sucks. 810 00:46:57,379 --> 00:46:58,772 No, it's not fun. 811 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:02,776 No. That is well-put. It is not fun, at all. 812 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,865 [laughing] You're funny, Sara. 813 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,868 So, what else? 814 00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:09,652 - What else what? - I don't know. 815 00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:11,480 Um... 816 00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:14,092 How long have you been with your girlfriend? 817 00:47:14,135 --> 00:47:16,964 - My... My girlfriend? - Girlfriend. 818 00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:18,879 You... 819 00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:23,449 No. You don't have a girlfriend. 820 00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:28,584 I thought you said you borrowed that awesome... That one. 821 00:47:28,628 --> 00:47:30,456 Awesome scarf from your girlfriend. 822 00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:33,502 My friend, Shelly, 823 00:47:33,546 --> 00:47:35,330 - she's a girl. - Right. 824 00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:38,943 - [laughing] - Right. 825 00:47:40,205 --> 00:47:41,641 Of course. 826 00:47:41,684 --> 00:47:43,724 - You're funny, Sara. - Why do you keep saying that? 827 00:47:43,748 --> 00:47:45,819 [giggling] I don't know. 828 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,952 You just... You are. 829 00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,998 I don't think you mean to be. 830 00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:53,827 It's charming. 831 00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:57,570 Well, that's good, I think. 832 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:04,011 Can I... 833 00:48:06,274 --> 00:48:07,580 Can I ask you something? 834 00:48:07,623 --> 00:48:10,235 [laughing] Please, ask me something immediately. 835 00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:13,325 Why'd you ask me out tonight? 836 00:48:14,413 --> 00:48:16,502 Oh, I don't know. Um... 837 00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:19,505 'Cause you asked me out that other time, 838 00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:23,117 and so, I wanted to ask you out to make it even. 839 00:48:24,118 --> 00:48:25,511 Even steven. 840 00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:28,166 Okay. 841 00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:32,257 But I, um, asked you out with a bunch of friends, 842 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:35,608 and you asked me out alone. 843 00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:38,350 I don't have any friends. 844 00:48:40,047 --> 00:48:41,614 That's not true. I'm sorry. 845 00:48:41,657 --> 00:48:44,356 - I have plenty of friends. - [laughs] 846 00:48:45,357 --> 00:48:47,272 Um... 847 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:49,056 You don't have to answer. 848 00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:51,450 [clears throat] 849 00:48:51,493 --> 00:48:53,626 I... I asked you out... 850 00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:57,543 because you interest me. 851 00:49:00,154 --> 00:49:01,373 Interest you how? 852 00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:07,335 I don't know. You're... 853 00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:08,946 I see you all the time, 854 00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:12,471 and you're friendly, and... 855 00:49:15,169 --> 00:49:17,476 I like the way you dress. 856 00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:26,224 Do you have to go? 857 00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:28,966 No, no. Do you? 858 00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:30,402 Mm-mm. 859 00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:32,970 Me neither. 860 00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:35,537 Good. 861 00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:38,584 Great. 862 00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:39,977 [both laughing] 863 00:49:44,503 --> 00:49:46,461 - Do I make you nervous? - Yes. 864 00:49:46,505 --> 00:49:48,028 What? You make me nervous. 865 00:49:48,072 --> 00:49:50,335 Well, I would never know that. 866 00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:58,169 You can say it. 867 00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:03,217 I can't promise that I'm not gonna freak out, 868 00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:05,872 and... blush, 869 00:50:05,915 --> 00:50:07,961 or get up and go, but... 870 00:50:09,789 --> 00:50:12,139 you just spit it out. 871 00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:25,022 I find you incredibly attractive. 872 00:50:27,241 --> 00:50:29,026 I... 873 00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:31,854 I look for you in the window every time I go to work, 874 00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:35,858 and I come to your cafe and drink that coffee, 875 00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:38,383 even though it's terrible. 876 00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:42,256 And I'm dating women in my life right now, 877 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:45,520 and I mean, I might continue to forever. 878 00:50:45,564 --> 00:50:47,827 And if you're interested, 879 00:50:47,870 --> 00:50:53,224 and I... totally understand if you're not gay or bi. 880 00:50:53,267 --> 00:50:55,791 I mean, even if you are either of those things, 881 00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:58,925 I completely get it if you're not attracted to me. 882 00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,666 [clears throat] Because I can be scary 883 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:02,389 and talk too much like I'm doing right now. 884 00:51:02,413 --> 00:51:04,806 But, um, you just... 885 00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:07,455 You seem really nice, 886 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,067 and you're beautiful, 887 00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:12,330 and I wanna touch you, 888 00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:16,377 and I... don't even know your last name. 889 00:51:21,252 --> 00:51:23,689 I guess what I'm... [inhales deeply] 890 00:51:23,732 --> 00:51:24,733 Wow. Okay. 891 00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:26,692 What I'm saying is if you are... 892 00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:31,914 Are you interested in seeing a woman, 893 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,481 or women, or... 894 00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:37,311 me? 895 00:51:37,355 --> 00:51:39,966 'Cause I'm tired of buying coffee I'm just gonna throw out. 896 00:51:43,056 --> 00:51:44,405 Proenza. 897 00:51:46,755 --> 00:51:48,017 What? 898 00:51:48,061 --> 00:51:49,497 My last name... 899 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,413 is Proenza. 900 00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,200 That's a pretty name. 901 00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:04,425 [indistinct conversation] 902 00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:27,883 [announcer on PA] This is the Manhattan-bound F local train. 903 00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:30,973 The next stop is Jay Street-Metro Tech. 904 00:52:34,412 --> 00:52:35,674 Hi. 905 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:38,024 - What's up? - Not much. 906 00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:41,767 - Let's go on a date. - Right now? 907 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,508 Yes, right now. 908 00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:46,031 [laughs uncomfortably] Aren't we seeing each other on Saturday? 909 00:52:46,055 --> 00:52:48,252 Well, I'm being spontaneous. 910 00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:50,515 Let's go out, or let me come in. 911 00:52:50,558 --> 00:52:53,431 - I can't. - Why not? 912 00:52:54,432 --> 00:52:55,868 Because I'm on a date. 913 00:52:57,130 --> 00:52:59,437 - You are? - [laughs] Yes. 914 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,047 Like, right now? 915 00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:04,006 Well, how's it going? 916 00:53:05,007 --> 00:53:06,618 It's fine. 917 00:53:08,489 --> 00:53:10,970 Is she cute? Can I see her? 918 00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:12,319 No. 919 00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:14,060 Come on. Just, like, a little... 920 00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:16,236 [August] No, she's not a doll, Sara. 921 00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:20,501 I'm not gonna steal her from you. [Laughs] 922 00:53:20,545 --> 00:53:22,895 I have no game whatsoever. 923 00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:24,679 What happened? 924 00:53:24,723 --> 00:53:27,283 Oh, I asked a girl out who's not into chicks. That whole routine. 925 00:53:27,307 --> 00:53:29,075 Anyway, let me see her. 926 00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:32,034 No. Probably freaking her out right now anyways. 927 00:53:32,078 --> 00:53:34,820 Come on. If she's hot, I'll have a threesome with you guys. 928 00:53:34,863 --> 00:53:36,778 - Oh, that's funny. - You deserve one. 929 00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:38,084 [sarcastically] Ha ha ha ha ha. 930 00:53:40,347 --> 00:53:42,306 Go home, Sara. 931 00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:43,742 Seriously. 932 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,007 - Okay. - Okay? 933 00:53:49,965 --> 00:53:51,489 Okay, have a good night. 934 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:37,970 [knocking] 935 00:54:47,632 --> 00:54:49,677 - Hey, Sara. - Hello! 936 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:51,244 - What's going on? - Not a lot. 937 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,681 I was just in the neighborhood, and I... [inhales deeply] 938 00:54:53,725 --> 00:54:55,405 Was not in the neighborhood. That is a lie. 939 00:54:55,429 --> 00:54:57,429 I just came straight from my mailbox to tell you... 940 00:54:57,468 --> 00:54:58,599 Where's Colleen? 941 00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,906 - She's asleep. - Let's wake her up. 942 00:55:07,347 --> 00:55:08,696 Hi, Colleen! 943 00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:11,438 Hi, Sara. 944 00:55:11,482 --> 00:55:15,094 [Sara] I have good, bad, good news. 945 00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:16,791 - You do? - [Sara] Yes. 946 00:55:19,794 --> 00:55:21,796 - What is it? - Look at this. 947 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:27,585 Oh. 948 00:55:31,806 --> 00:55:33,330 Congratulations, sweetie. 949 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:35,854 - [Ben] What does it say? - It says she's clear. 950 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:39,292 But... I don't care. 951 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:42,643 I don't care what I don't have and what you guys have. 952 00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:45,167 I wanna be with you guys anyway. 953 00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:47,996 And besides, herpes isn't even, like, a real disease. 954 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,960 They tell you that it is just to scare the shit out of you in high school. 955 00:55:50,984 --> 00:55:52,044 Sara. 956 00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:54,247 But what they don't tell you is that the older you get, 957 00:55:54,291 --> 00:55:55,731 the further apart your breakouts are. 958 00:55:55,771 --> 00:55:57,223 I did research on it. 959 00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:01,575 - What time is it? - [Ben] Two-thirty. 960 00:56:01,619 --> 00:56:04,448 I thought you guys were gonna do cartwheels about this. 961 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:06,145 Sara, honey... 962 00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:10,802 You... [sighs] 963 00:56:12,543 --> 00:56:14,327 You are with us, 964 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,461 and you always will be. I hope you know that. 965 00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:19,201 So, you're turning me down? 966 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,814 For sex, yeah. 967 00:56:23,815 --> 00:56:25,469 As much as that hurts right now, 968 00:56:25,512 --> 00:56:27,688 but... if you wanna go get a shower, 969 00:56:27,732 --> 00:56:30,082 we can cuddle until we go to work. 970 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,563 - I don't wanna cuddle! - That's a terrible thing to say. 971 00:56:32,606 --> 00:56:34,434 Well, I'm tired of being fucking rejected. 972 00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:36,784 Oh, my God! Sara, please stop whining. 973 00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:39,178 [sighs] 974 00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:41,049 I cannot believe I'm awake right now. 975 00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:46,054 You guys found someone else already, didn't you? 976 00:56:46,098 --> 00:56:47,298 That's what this is all about. 977 00:56:47,322 --> 00:56:49,449 Not necessarily. 978 00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:53,148 So, I've already been replaced. That's amazing. 979 00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:54,759 I mean, I will say 980 00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:57,122 I've never been broken up with two people at the same time. 981 00:56:57,146 --> 00:56:59,129 So, I mean, hallelujah for new experiences, right? 982 00:56:59,172 --> 00:57:00,199 Sara! 983 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:04,421 Nobody could replace you, seriously. 984 00:57:06,901 --> 00:57:08,250 Do I really whine? 985 00:57:08,294 --> 00:57:09,687 - Yes. - Yes. 986 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,301 [whispers] Let's go to sleep. 987 00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:28,156 [Colleen] You weren't even gonna say goodbye? 988 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,331 [laughs] 989 00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:31,682 What's the matter, my little mentee? 990 00:58:31,725 --> 00:58:36,295 [sighing] Of course I was gonna say goodbye. 991 00:58:37,296 --> 00:58:38,602 [sniffling] 992 00:58:38,645 --> 00:58:40,778 But it's early. You should go back to sleep. 993 00:58:40,821 --> 00:58:42,301 [Ben] I love you, baby. 994 00:58:44,303 --> 00:58:45,983 [whipsers] He talks in his sleep sometimes. 995 00:58:46,007 --> 00:58:47,356 [whispers] I know. 996 00:58:49,003 --> 00:58:50,527 It's beautiful. 997 00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:54,618 And so are you. 998 00:58:54,661 --> 00:58:56,402 Thank you. 999 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:57,708 For what? 1000 00:59:00,232 --> 00:59:02,887 I know you're not talking about my morning breath. 1001 00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:07,761 Just thank you. 1002 00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:32,960 [electronic music playing] 1003 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:06,994 [line ringing] 1004 01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:10,781 [on phone] Hey, it's August. 1005 01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:13,144 - Leave a message, and I'll call you back. - August... Ugh! 1006 01:00:19,703 --> 01:00:23,968 [line ringing] 1007 01:00:24,011 --> 01:00:26,753 [phone ringing] 1008 01:00:26,797 --> 01:00:30,409 ♪ This is the day I'll give into you ♪ 1009 01:00:30,452 --> 01:00:32,846 [phone ringing] 1010 01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:34,195 [whispers] Sorry. 1011 01:00:34,239 --> 01:00:37,721 ♪ I'll be afraid, hoping you feel it too ♪ 1012 01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:38,852 Hello? 1013 01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:40,288 August! 1014 01:00:40,332 --> 01:00:41,463 Hey, what's up? 1015 01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:42,856 [Sara] Are you busy right now? 1016 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:45,816 - Uh, "right now" right now? - Yeah. 1017 01:00:45,859 --> 01:00:47,556 Um, no. 1018 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,819 Just hold on a second. 1019 01:00:48,862 --> 01:00:50,124 Okay. 1020 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:53,127 [whispers] I gotta take this. 1021 01:00:53,171 --> 01:00:54,433 I'll be right back. 1022 01:00:56,261 --> 01:00:57,566 Hey. 1023 01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:59,743 - Oh! Hey. - Where are you going? 1024 01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:01,919 [August] It's okay. It's just family stuff, all right? 1025 01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:04,138 I'll be right back. Okay. 1026 01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:05,270 What is it? 1027 01:01:05,313 --> 01:01:07,533 [stammering] No, nothing. 1028 01:01:07,576 --> 01:01:10,014 Um... I don't know. 1029 01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:13,539 What? Are the ladies not giving you what you need right now? 1030 01:01:16,281 --> 01:01:19,980 Wow! You can be an actual asshole. 1031 01:01:20,024 --> 01:01:22,069 Congratulations. 1032 01:01:22,113 --> 01:01:23,897 I'm not an asshole, Sara. 1033 01:01:24,942 --> 01:01:27,074 I'm just not your go-to anymore. 1034 01:01:27,118 --> 01:01:31,035 You can't just come to me with the same stuff you did like when we were together, 1035 01:01:31,078 --> 01:01:32,471 'cause we're not together. 1036 01:01:32,514 --> 01:01:34,734 I know we're not. 1037 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:36,736 Okay, so you get it? 1038 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,564 [Sara] Get what? 1039 01:01:38,607 --> 01:01:40,522 That I'm not just there for you. 1040 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,570 [sighs] 1041 01:01:44,613 --> 01:01:47,094 All right, I'm sorry. 1042 01:01:47,138 --> 01:01:48,748 You know that I'm there for you. 1043 01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:52,839 Just not anytime that you feel like it. 1044 01:01:52,883 --> 01:01:54,232 Okay? 1045 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:56,713 I'm guessing that this is one of those moments. 1046 01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:57,757 Right? 1047 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,369 [sighs] 1048 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:07,854 You're right. 1049 01:02:07,898 --> 01:02:10,161 I'm... I'm sorry. 1050 01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:12,250 I shouldn't have called. 1051 01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:13,817 [sighs] 1052 01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:21,825 I hope she's pretty. 1053 01:02:25,263 --> 01:02:26,699 She is. 1054 01:02:28,483 --> 01:02:32,226 Okay. Um... I'm gonna hang up now. 1055 01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:36,361 But I don't want you to say anything. 1056 01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:40,321 I love you. 1057 01:02:42,454 --> 01:02:44,717 Don't say anything. 1058 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:50,070 ♪ Full moon out from behind a cloud ♪ 1059 01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:55,467 [sniffling] 1060 01:03:01,908 --> 01:03:03,127 Fuck! 1061 01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:07,044 [groaning] What am I doing? Ugh! 1062 01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:13,964 [sighs] 1063 01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:22,929 [chuckles wryly] 1064 01:03:28,674 --> 01:03:31,024 [phone ringing] 1065 01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:36,421 [Jane on phone] Hello? 1066 01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:37,726 Hi. 1067 01:03:39,337 --> 01:03:42,427 - [Jane] Sara? - [laughing] Yeah. 1068 01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:44,646 [Jane] Did you call here a few weeks ago? 1069 01:03:46,170 --> 01:03:47,562 [weakly] No. 1070 01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:49,695 [coughs] 1071 01:03:49,738 --> 01:03:51,218 Yeah. 1072 01:03:52,785 --> 01:03:55,092 I did. 1073 01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:57,834 [Jane] Well, are you... Are you okay? 1074 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:02,447 [tearfully] No. 1075 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,888 Um... 1076 01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:11,499 How are your kids on Face... I mean, your kids? 1077 01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:14,894 Their pictures on Facebook are real cute. 1078 01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:18,158 [Jane] Well... uh, 1079 01:04:18,202 --> 01:04:23,120 they're good, a handful. [laughs] 1080 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:26,775 Um, I need to say something to you. 1081 01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:28,125 Um... 1082 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:33,565 I need to say it right now, 'cause I'm... [laughing] drunk enough, 1083 01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:35,045 and it's late enough 1084 01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:38,962 to not seem like the worst idea I've ever had. 1085 01:04:39,005 --> 01:04:42,269 I know it's not as late where you are, 1086 01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:49,059 and that you're probably in bed or... reading stories. 1087 01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:50,277 Um... 1088 01:04:51,409 --> 01:04:52,671 But, um... 1089 01:04:55,674 --> 01:04:57,502 I love you, 1090 01:04:57,545 --> 01:05:01,941 and... I have for a really long time, 1091 01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:05,292 and it's not like I haven't tried really hard not to. 1092 01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:08,165 And I just... I need you to know that. 1093 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:12,038 Or I needed to say it or I need you to hear it. 1094 01:05:12,082 --> 01:05:15,824 Um, because I... 1095 01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:21,221 I think about you naked, lying next to me almost every day. 1096 01:05:22,222 --> 01:05:23,745 Every day. 1097 01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:26,661 Um... 1098 01:05:27,836 --> 01:05:30,665 And I don't know what to do about that. 1099 01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:37,890 I don't know what to do about... anything at all. 1100 01:05:40,023 --> 01:05:41,981 So... 1101 01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:57,649 [groaning] 1102 01:06:07,311 --> 01:06:08,965 Fuck! 1103 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,577 God... Fuck! 1104 01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:19,801 Sorry! Sorry! I overslept. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1105 01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:21,045 [Penelope] It's inventory day. 1106 01:06:21,069 --> 01:06:22,587 You can start with the paperwork. 1107 01:06:22,630 --> 01:06:23,936 Okay. 1108 01:07:37,488 --> 01:07:39,533 [Penelope] Hey, Sara, I need your help. 1109 01:07:43,972 --> 01:07:45,365 [footsteps approaching] 1110 01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:49,239 Shit, Sara! 1111 01:07:49,282 --> 01:07:51,415 - Hey, wake up! - [Sara groaning] 1112 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,677 Hey! Hey! Hello? 1113 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,201 What? What's... What? 1114 01:07:56,289 --> 01:07:57,334 Huh? 1115 01:07:57,377 --> 01:07:59,118 [laughs] Rent's due. 1116 01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:01,860 What? Are you serious? 1117 01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:04,210 [laughing] I'm kidding. I took it out of your paycheck. 1118 01:08:04,254 --> 01:08:05,454 Will you put those over there? 1119 01:08:05,478 --> 01:08:06,827 God! 1120 01:08:07,996 --> 01:08:10,347 Did you have a rough night? 1121 01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:13,001 If by rough night, you mean "rough month." 1122 01:08:13,045 --> 01:08:14,873 Oh, give me a break! 1123 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:17,223 You're a swinging bachelor having sex all over town. 1124 01:08:17,267 --> 01:08:18,920 You need to get over yourself. 1125 01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:21,271 And you need to hand me that jewelry binder. 1126 01:08:23,795 --> 01:08:25,449 Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. 1127 01:08:25,492 --> 01:08:27,103 It's true. 1128 01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:30,497 [phone chiming] 1129 01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:40,698 - Aah! - Jesus! 1130 01:09:40,741 --> 01:09:42,961 [laughing] Jesus! 1131 01:09:43,004 --> 01:09:44,180 Sorry. 1132 01:09:46,225 --> 01:09:47,966 [laughing] Sorry. You scared me. 1133 01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:49,141 Obviously. 1134 01:09:50,403 --> 01:09:53,319 God, I've never seen you so... 1135 01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:55,321 So what? 1136 01:09:55,365 --> 01:09:58,281 I don't know. Your reflexes so... 1137 01:09:58,324 --> 01:09:59,891 What? 1138 01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:02,110 - Sharp and quick. - [laughing] 1139 01:10:02,154 --> 01:10:05,679 Well, what's a guy to do when their fiancée leaves them? 1140 01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:06,898 Huh? 1141 01:10:06,941 --> 01:10:08,552 Take self-defense classes. 1142 01:10:11,294 --> 01:10:14,210 Come on. It's a joke. 1143 01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:15,994 Oh, I get you were trying to make a joke. 1144 01:10:16,037 --> 01:10:17,125 [laughing] 1145 01:10:17,169 --> 01:10:18,562 - Not funny. - No? 1146 01:10:18,605 --> 01:10:21,217 That's why I'm not laughing. 1147 01:10:25,003 --> 01:10:26,570 There she is. 1148 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:30,530 I thought maybe... 1149 01:10:30,574 --> 01:10:33,185 maybe you'd just gone away completely. 1150 01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:16,141 [Sara] Remember that place we lived in the East Village? 1151 01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:17,708 [August] Yeah. 1152 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:20,188 And I'd make you read my writing on the fire escape... 1153 01:11:20,232 --> 01:11:22,626 [laughing] no matter how cold it was. 1154 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:25,716 - "Subway Tales"? - [laughing] 1155 01:11:25,759 --> 01:11:28,240 "Subway Tales" would have been a huge hit. 1156 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,460 Yeah, with somebody. 1157 01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,637 [laughing] 1158 01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:38,511 It would have been such a hit. 1159 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:43,299 Did you write this while you were playing with yourself? 1160 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:48,173 Yeah. Well, I mean, trying to. 1161 01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,957 - Hmm. - What do you think? 1162 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:53,221 About your writing? 1163 01:11:53,265 --> 01:11:55,876 That you're reading, yeah. 1164 01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:01,099 [laughs] Honestly, it's... as bad as it ever was. 1165 01:12:01,142 --> 01:12:02,579 [scoffs] 1166 01:12:02,622 --> 01:12:05,495 It's like... I have no idea what you're saying. 1167 01:12:05,538 --> 01:12:08,367 It's like speaker static, Sara. 1168 01:12:08,411 --> 01:12:11,544 But, hey, I'm not a novelist. That's not what I do. 1169 01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:14,982 So, hey, you're writing. That means you're happy. 1170 01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,375 So, that's good. 1171 01:12:16,419 --> 01:12:18,769 [laughing] You're such a cunt! 1172 01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:21,249 God! 1173 01:12:21,293 --> 01:12:24,688 Any by the way, I know it's shitty. 1174 01:12:24,731 --> 01:12:26,646 [laughing] Then why'd you show it to me? 1175 01:12:26,690 --> 01:12:29,519 Because the stuff that's made out of gold isn't ready to be shown yet. 1176 01:12:29,562 --> 01:12:31,608 - Hmm. - Almost. 1177 01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:35,612 It's all messy in a notebook right now. 1178 01:12:37,527 --> 01:12:39,703 - You need another beer? - Mm-hmm. 1179 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,102 Thank you. 1180 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:51,932 Here's to your first chapter. 1181 01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:02,639 You look amazing. 1182 01:13:04,597 --> 01:13:06,904 Thanks. I feel amazing. 1183 01:13:08,514 --> 01:13:09,602 The writing is good? 1184 01:13:11,517 --> 01:13:14,520 Yeah, but we just talked about that. 1185 01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:18,916 What do you really wanna ask me? 1186 01:13:21,484 --> 01:13:23,094 What are we doing? 1187 01:13:25,618 --> 01:13:27,315 - I don't know! - [laughing] 1188 01:13:32,016 --> 01:13:34,192 Fuck, I love you. 1189 01:13:35,193 --> 01:13:37,021 I love you, too. 1190 01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:44,420 I need another beer. 1191 01:14:05,702 --> 01:14:07,834 - Wow. - What? Oh. 1192 01:14:07,878 --> 01:14:09,401 That's some outfit. 1193 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:11,229 - Hi. - Hey. 1194 01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:13,405 Did you just get back from the club? 1195 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,712 [laughs] Something like that. 1196 01:14:16,713 --> 01:14:17,975 It's classy. 1197 01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:19,237 Well, yeah, that's me. 1198 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:22,370 Classy lady, walking the streets at 7:00 a.m. 1199 01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:25,504 [Ali] So, I was thinking of stopping by the shop tonight 1200 01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:27,680 to see if you had any shoes to match that dress. 1201 01:14:27,724 --> 01:14:29,029 [Sara] Maybe. 1202 01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:30,640 [Ali] Cool. Then I'll stop by. 1203 01:14:30,683 --> 01:14:33,991 - Have a good day. - Yeah, you too. 1204 01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:35,688 - Okay. - Bye. 1205 01:14:44,044 --> 01:14:47,961 [Ali] So... I have a question I wanna ask you. 1206 01:14:48,005 --> 01:14:49,267 About what? 1207 01:14:55,752 --> 01:14:57,580 What am I to you? 1208 01:14:59,886 --> 01:15:01,758 Am I just filling some void? 1209 01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:06,893 I just happen to be... nearby and pretty? 1210 01:15:08,025 --> 01:15:10,506 Probably. 1211 01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:14,248 I mean, probably that is what I see in you. 1212 01:15:14,292 --> 01:15:16,033 But isn't that enough? 1213 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:19,950 For a night, yeah. 1214 01:15:21,952 --> 01:15:23,997 Do you wanna kiss me? 1215 01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:28,567 Yeah. 1216 01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:29,699 Why? 1217 01:15:33,006 --> 01:15:34,921 Because you wanna kiss me. 1218 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,491 Well, then, come closer. 1219 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:44,931 [giggles] 1220 01:15:46,106 --> 01:15:48,544 A little closer than that. 1221 01:15:52,199 --> 01:15:55,942 I don't wanna start and then stop halfway through. 1222 01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:59,250 So if this is just a quick fascination for you, 1223 01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:02,601 you should go home. 1224 01:16:02,645 --> 01:16:06,562 If you let me touch you, I'm not gonna stop until you push me away. 1225 01:16:08,694 --> 01:16:10,609 Are you always so aggressive? 1226 01:16:11,741 --> 01:16:13,438 It's just a place I'm in. 1227 01:16:15,222 --> 01:16:16,920 Do you have a boyfriend? 1228 01:16:16,963 --> 01:16:19,575 Uh... not really. 1229 01:16:19,618 --> 01:16:22,186 What's that mean? 1230 01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:25,537 It means that I'm... seeing someone. 1231 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:28,758 I've gone on a few dates, and it's nothing official. 1232 01:16:28,801 --> 01:16:31,717 So, that guy that I saw you with? 1233 01:16:33,327 --> 01:16:36,592 Yes. Like I said, it's nothing official. 1234 01:16:41,031 --> 01:16:43,424 Have you ever kissed a woman before? 1235 01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:47,820 Once. [Giggles] 1236 01:16:47,864 --> 01:16:49,648 In college. 1237 01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:52,912 There were lots of people around, cheering and... 1238 01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:56,655 [laughing] That doesn't count at all. 1239 01:16:58,526 --> 01:17:00,093 I know. 1240 01:17:02,530 --> 01:17:05,751 Do you have any infectious diseases I should know about? 1241 01:17:07,274 --> 01:17:08,928 That's a crazy question. 1242 01:17:08,972 --> 01:17:11,278 [laughing] My answer is no. 1243 01:17:11,322 --> 01:17:13,150 Good. 1244 01:17:13,193 --> 01:17:14,891 - Do you? - No. 1245 01:17:16,196 --> 01:17:17,894 That's nice. 1246 01:17:20,723 --> 01:17:22,507 Are you ready? 1247 01:17:22,550 --> 01:17:23,813 [giggling] 1248 01:17:26,729 --> 01:17:29,601 [soft music playing] 1249 01:17:48,576 --> 01:17:49,621 [laughing] 1250 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,188 Why are you laughing? 1251 01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:52,363 [both laughing] 1252 01:17:52,406 --> 01:17:54,321 You have soft lips. 1253 01:17:55,975 --> 01:17:57,629 [Sara] I'm not laughing. 1254 01:18:27,267 --> 01:18:29,835 [laughing] I can't believe I'm doing this. 1255 01:18:29,879 --> 01:18:32,403 - Your waist is so tiny. - [laughing] 1256 01:18:34,753 --> 01:18:36,581 Are you done? 1257 01:18:36,624 --> 01:18:39,062 Hm-mm. No. 1258 01:18:41,847 --> 01:18:42,935 I... 1259 01:18:44,284 --> 01:18:48,767 So... [laughing] I haven't stopped... 1260 01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:52,118 thinking about this since our first date. 1261 01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:55,382 Our first date? 1262 01:18:55,426 --> 01:18:58,908 You mean when we went and saw music at that friend of yours' thing? 1263 01:18:58,951 --> 01:19:00,561 You thought that was a date? 1264 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,390 Kind of did, yeah. 1265 01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:04,696 Aw. 1266 01:19:07,612 --> 01:19:09,353 Are you a lesbian? 1267 01:19:11,050 --> 01:19:12,486 No. 1268 01:19:21,931 --> 01:19:24,150 You're beautiful, 1269 01:19:24,194 --> 01:19:26,631 [laughing] and you have, like, angry eyes. 1270 01:19:26,674 --> 01:19:28,241 [Sara laughing] 1271 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:33,116 Are you gonna leave now? 1272 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,687 I think so. 1273 01:19:39,731 --> 01:19:41,820 - Wanna have a sleepover? - [laughing] What? 1274 01:19:41,864 --> 01:19:43,256 - Here? - Yeah. 1275 01:19:44,518 --> 01:19:45,868 Aren't you gonna get in trouble? 1276 01:19:45,911 --> 01:19:48,131 No, no one comes in here till noon tomorrow. 1277 01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:53,005 [sighs] 1278 01:19:53,049 --> 01:19:54,877 What'll I wear to sleep in? 1279 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,488 Oh, I'm sure we could find something. 1280 01:20:04,364 --> 01:20:06,453 I like the way you smell. 1281 01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:11,520 [laughing] Are you gonna tell me that name you have for me? 1282 01:20:11,544 --> 01:20:12,677 Never. 1283 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:14,244 [laughing] Fuck! 1284 01:20:20,032 --> 01:20:22,513 Then I'm gonna look for something to wear. 1285 01:20:24,558 --> 01:20:27,039 You should get food. 1286 01:20:27,083 --> 01:20:28,345 And wine. 1287 01:20:31,217 --> 01:20:32,784 So, there. 1288 01:20:34,351 --> 01:20:35,439 Okay. 1289 01:20:37,397 --> 01:20:39,051 [giggles] 1290 01:20:44,274 --> 01:20:45,449 [soft music playing] 1291 01:20:45,492 --> 01:20:49,888 ♪ I've waited all this time 1292 01:20:49,932 --> 01:20:56,939 ♪ I had it on my mind 1293 01:20:56,982 --> 01:21:02,509 ♪ Chasing all the things I wanted most ♪ 1294 01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:08,515 ♪ When I lost it long ago 1295 01:21:10,039 --> 01:21:15,914 ♪ Put the tea on Try your flavor ♪ 1296 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:20,484 ♪ Let's make a little fire 1297 01:21:21,789 --> 01:21:24,792 ♪ Tell me sweetly 1298 01:21:24,836 --> 01:21:27,752 ♪ Now, we're sitting 1299 01:21:27,795 --> 01:21:32,322 ♪ Light's dancing in your eyes 1300 01:21:32,365 --> 01:21:38,241 ♪ We've waited all this time 1301 01:21:38,284 --> 01:21:42,245 ♪ We have it all 1302 01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:44,073 [electronic music playing] 1303 01:22:21,197 --> 01:22:22,877 [August] So, what do you think of Brooklyn? 1304 01:22:22,901 --> 01:22:24,678 [Sara] Um... 1305 01:22:24,722 --> 01:22:27,362 When you're not tripping over hipsters, it's actually really great. 1306 01:22:28,291 --> 01:22:32,948 The families, and parks, and good food, and... 1307 01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:35,559 cute, multi-ethnic girls. 1308 01:22:35,602 --> 01:22:37,735 Oh! Oh, okay. 1309 01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:39,955 So, what's your type? 1310 01:22:43,436 --> 01:22:47,266 Brown hair, sexy brown eyes, scruff. 1311 01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:49,007 [laughs] That's funny. 1312 01:22:49,051 --> 01:22:50,704 Little mole right behind the left ear. 1313 01:22:50,748 --> 01:22:52,532 - Funny, funny, funny. - Super turns me on. 1314 01:22:52,576 --> 01:22:54,056 Really, what's your type? 1315 01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:56,406 With women? Is that what you're trying to ask me? 1316 01:22:56,449 --> 01:22:59,670 Yes, with women. 1317 01:22:59,713 --> 01:23:02,368 Uh, I don't really know. I don't have a specific type. 1318 01:23:02,412 --> 01:23:03,674 It's specific to the person. 1319 01:23:03,717 --> 01:23:05,023 Okay. 1320 01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:09,854 What about her? 1321 01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:12,683 She's super-pretty. 1322 01:23:12,726 --> 01:23:15,381 She do it for you? 1323 01:23:15,425 --> 01:23:17,557 I mean, I've never talked to her, so I don't know. 1324 01:23:17,601 --> 01:23:18,776 What about her? 1325 01:23:21,648 --> 01:23:22,780 - Nah. - No? 1326 01:23:22,823 --> 01:23:24,564 Hm-mm. Physically, anyway, no. 1327 01:23:25,565 --> 01:23:26,958 What about this girl? 1328 01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,220 What girl? 1329 01:23:29,352 --> 01:23:30,570 The girl you're dating. 1330 01:23:30,614 --> 01:23:32,485 Oh, I don't know that we're dating. 1331 01:23:32,529 --> 01:23:35,314 I mean, dating can have a lot of connotations. 1332 01:23:35,358 --> 01:23:37,664 Okay, the girl you're whatever-ing with. 1333 01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,363 You mean Ali? 1334 01:23:40,406 --> 01:23:41,886 - Is that her name? - Mm-hmm. 1335 01:23:43,235 --> 01:23:44,671 Let me see a picture of her. 1336 01:23:44,715 --> 01:23:46,021 Like I have a picture. 1337 01:23:46,064 --> 01:23:48,458 Come on. I know you have a picture. 1338 01:23:48,501 --> 01:23:50,381 - I totally have a picture. - [laughing] Uh-huh. 1339 01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:59,904 Wow. She's beautiful. 1340 01:23:59,947 --> 01:24:03,734 Well, yeah. What did you think? I was gonna have bad taste? 1341 01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:06,998 I mean, I chose you, didn't I? 1342 01:24:12,003 --> 01:24:13,352 I see it. 1343 01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:16,747 What? 1344 01:24:21,882 --> 01:24:23,232 How are those pancakes? 1345 01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:27,323 - Good. - Yeah? 1346 01:24:27,366 --> 01:24:30,674 They make me happy, 'cause it's like eating a smiley face. 1347 01:24:30,717 --> 01:24:32,837 [choking, coughing] You're so fucking weird sometimes. 1348 01:24:32,861 --> 01:24:34,634 What's so weird about that? 1349 01:24:34,678 --> 01:24:37,072 That is a totally weird thing to say. 1350 01:24:37,115 --> 01:24:39,030 Why would you want... 1351 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:40,510 Why would I wanna eat a smiley face? 1352 01:24:40,553 --> 01:24:43,730 I think you should think about that question. 1353 01:24:43,774 --> 01:24:46,254 - Why wouldn't you... - I did think about it before I asked it. 1354 01:24:46,278 --> 01:24:48,193 - No, you didn't. - I totally did. 1355 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:50,911 ♪ 1356 01:25:00,138 --> 01:25:06,666 ♪ Man, it's so strange how everybody lean on me ♪ 1357 01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:17,024 ♪ I can't help soaking in their anxiety ♪ 1358 01:25:19,723 --> 01:25:22,029 ♪ I got no filters on 1359 01:25:22,073 --> 01:25:26,904 ♪ I need to put an end to this racket ♪ 1360 01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:33,563 ♪ Maybe just pull the plug out 1361 01:25:33,606 --> 01:25:36,392 ♪ Watch them shout out 1362 01:25:38,742 --> 01:25:41,048 ♪ No harm done 1363 01:25:41,092 --> 01:25:43,834 ♪ Just pull the plug out 1364 01:25:43,877 --> 01:25:46,358 ♪ Watch them shout out 1365 01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:52,625 ♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪ 1366 01:25:52,669 --> 01:25:56,063 ♪ Doesn't like regulator 1367 01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:02,679 ♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪ 1368 01:26:02,722 --> 01:26:06,204 ♪ Doesn't like regulator 1369 01:26:10,034 --> 01:26:12,602 ♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪ 1370 01:26:12,645 --> 01:26:16,083 ♪ Doesn't like regulator 1371 01:26:19,957 --> 01:26:22,394 ♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪ 1372 01:26:22,438 --> 01:26:25,658 ♪ Doesn't like regulator 1373 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,491 ♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪ 1374 01:26:32,535 --> 01:26:35,625 ♪ Doesn't like regulator 94557

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