Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1195}{1235}Present the film {1403}{1477}THE wEDDING {2468}{2529}You wanted the job,|so don't piss me off. {2543}{2619}With this you zoom...|and with this, switch to manual... {2637}{2672}Remember about the balance, {2677}{2727}change of tapes,|and recharging of batteries. {2737}{2797}The rest is simple,|like screwing. Repeat. {2806}{2847}Like screwing. {2855}{2895}The love of money {2901}{3001}is the root of all evil. {3025}{3146}Eager for it, some have wandered|from the faith {3160}{3260}and pierced themselves|with many griefs... {3303}{3363}For we brought nothing into|the world, {3374}{3463}and we can take nothing out of it. {3510}{3615}If we have food and clothing,|we'll be content with that. {3701}{3818}Those who want to get rich,|fall into temptation and a trap {3835}{3959}and into many foolish|and harmful... desires. {4001}{4047}Shoot each guest. {4061}{4131}Screw up this wedding|and no work here for 5 years. {4152}{4178}Go now... {4580}{4627}- He's leaving?!|- We work together. {4637}{4702}Where's me leading|my girl to the altar? {4705}{4747}We reduce the costs|and it's cheaper. {4752}{4819}Like I give a hoot!|I can afford it. {4874}{4954}Set to or else|you won't shoot the wedding. {5072}{5115}Where are you?! {5681}{5776}- And if he doesn't come?|- He will. Only 15 min. Late. {5797}{5868}I Janusz take you Catherine|for my wedded wife... {5915}{5970}Couldn't he have taken|a smaller camera? {5994}{6072}- I vow...|- To love, cherish... {6082}{6139}Say it's small|'cause it's modern. {6152}{6245}Those whom God has joined|together let no man put asunder. {6261}{6345}On behalf of|the Catholic Church, {6350}{6465}I authorize and bless this matrimony|into which you have entered. {7480}{7584}Would that you never went|boozing with us, {7591}{7640}but always had everything home. {7691}{7769}This will spite them|when they see it on tape. {7781}{7821}Disperse! The police! {7830}{7888}May you always be together,|love each other very much {7894}{7934}and bear robust children. {7955}{8049}I jump the line. My duties, see? {8054}{8123}Weddings are the chief|cause of divorces, you know. {8132}{8205}Wish you luck, good health,|and tons of dough!!! {8314}{8359}Katie, I'm so happy. {8368}{8392}Gimme the flowers! {8401}{8449}He got her with child.|That's why. {8463}{8547}His lucky find.|Wojnar won't let them starve. {8562}{8614}His business going south,|he's deep in debt. {8658}{8713}All the best, dearly beloved... {8762}{8852}That kielbasa is el cheapo,|already green and stinking. {8879}{8935}- The cake's not yummy?|- The bigos not the cake. {8939}{8983}I won't touch the cake... {9048}{9103}The prick's switched off the cell. {9110}{9209}- You've given him too much.|- So nothing up front?! {9224}{9246}Wish you luck. {9273}{9357}- Father Adam vouched for him, no?|- But not gratis. {9391}{9446}So he's sure to come... {9895}{9957}Shoot everything.|Get it? {10090}{10167}At long last!|Father Adam's in-law? {10181}{10260}- Name's wojnar. Why so late?|- Late? On the dot. {10265}{10349}- Got the money and the rest?|- I do... but not now. {10379}{10444}Give me the keys.|Wait till I give the present. {10783}{10832}Not all of you may know... {10850}{10929}that - come morning,|when the wedding's over - {10939}{11047}Kate and Janusz are off|to Croatia on honeymoon! {11064}{11146}My present is a decent car|to help you get there fast... {11163}{11290}- as befits a respectable couple,|not riffraff - {11303}{11409}and when it's over,|to return safely home. {11424}{11469}Bravo! {12036}{12084}May they live to be a hundred... {12088}{12172}5000 ZI. Up front and here's 45,000.|50,000 altogether. Correct? {12198}{12248}The money, yes... {12265}{12375}Show me the car papers,|import duty, receipt, and registration. {12411}{12441}And the land? {12503}{12531}Problems... {12544}{12628}Gramps's changed his mind.|He wavers... {12653}{12756}The deal was the car plus 2 ha of land. {12807}{12885}I have better land for you,|closer to the wood. {12894}{13004}I want what we agreed upon today|in writing. Such was the deal. {13022}{13112}Don't get all worked up.|We'll reach an agreement. {13131}{13217}Today's the deadline!|Tomorrow's another deal... {13258}{13328}- I'll handle that.|- You had 2 weeks! {13335}{13412}The register copy is ready.|I'll send for a notary public. {13416}{13459}When Gramps drinks a bit... {13477}{13512}he'll sign. {13581}{13622}Let's drink too. {13798}{13899}Drink we can... but no receipts. {14263}{14329}Imagine those tongues wagging {14340}{14429}When the priest learns|you've cheated his in-law. {14497}{14526}Quiet! {14549}{14671}On behalf of the parents of|the bride, I welcome our nice guests. {14685}{14770}We hope that, on this special night, {14777}{14859}We won't be short|of love, smile and warmth. {14893}{14928}Kiss the bread. {15407}{15466}Kiss, kiss...! {15863}{15940}May they live to be a hundred {16064}{16166}May their lucky star never go out... {16214}{16315}Good to see you. We need to pay|for the vodka. {16350}{16441}The van driver wants 500 ZI. More,|'cause he paid the duty in Slovakia. {16448}{16562}In a pig's eye! At that price|I could've bought it in the general store. {16572}{16685}You're hard to satisfy. Why, you've|saved a pretty penny anyway... {16761}{16786}Five hundred. {16813}{16996}The vodka's bitter but we won't drink|Unless the newlyweds make it sweet. {17009}{17055}Kiss, kiss...! {17070}{17153}Why so long, Grandpa?|Can't you make? {17162}{17213}No tissue here. Get some. {17251}{17342}- Grandpa, we have to talk.|- The land? No way! {17413}{17489}Father Adam's in-law|wants it for the car. {17596}{17663}You promised, so you worry now. {17668}{17758}Because you said you didn't|need it. {17838}{17903}Remember? In the supermarket. {17923}{17987}What was then is not now. {18022}{18092}Those 2 ha not worth a damn. {18107}{18206}Are you planning on|building a house at your age? {18259}{18360}After all I have money.|I can buy it... {18412}{18521}or give you a better ground|and more of it for that... {18554}{18659}- The one I inherit.|- First, not you, but Eluœka. {18720}{18835}Second, give it to him|if it's so good. {18873}{19031}I wanted to. But he's planning|something, as the land's by the road. {19081}{19146}And he wants it now... {19155}{19216}So, Grandpa, a deal? {19286}{19318}No! {19333}{19409}- why not?|- Because. {19542}{19637}Come! What is it?|They're waiting with speeches. {19721}{19768}The deal was a down payment! {19772}{19846}Wait!|Not in front of the people. {19852}{19913}They want the party to start.|Introduce me... you know how. {19916}{20004}- A shotgun wedding, eh?|- The band's from Rzeszów. {20036}{20164}Familiar to all and respected,|he'll pay for your fun and games, {20174}{20251}like he did for the Audi,|which won't be parking much. {20256}{20307}Tomorrow, the newly weds|are off in it to Croatia. {20314}{20387}The honeymoon trip|must've cost some too. {20402}{20429}Ladies and gentlemen, {20437}{20509}Mr. Wieslaw wojnar,|a butter-and-egg man! {20670}{20696}Expensive... {20817}{20922}Expensive is what|money can't buy... {20956}{21051}...Which is good health and love. {21085}{21189}What matters is that Kate|and Janusz are in love, {21282}{21348}like I and Eluœka were once. {21388}{21538}But for her I wouldn't have|managed in business and at home. {21572}{21717}And today I have the honor|to thank her for it. {22313}{22403}Let's thank them for the hard|work of rearing their daughter {22411}{22530}and preparing this wedding reception.|Three cheers for Mr. And Mrs. Wojnar... {22548}{22598}May they live... {22636}{22729}- Good speech, no?|- Gimme 2,400 ZI. {22734}{22840}- why?|- For the cake, flowers... {22851}{22940}the decorations, food preparation... {23020}{23113}Everybody wants money.|You didn't say that so much. {23126}{23156}I did! {23189}{23232}I must drive home. {23294}{23377}Go then,|'cause they're waiting. {23432}{23505}Tell Kate to talk to Gramps|about the land. {23517}{23557}He won't refuse her. {23635}{23724}- To talk to him in the john?!|- The best chance possible. {23729}{23749}Come. {23801}{23905}Kate?|what're you doing in the gents'? {23936}{23993}Everything's all right, Grandpa? {24002}{24118}Yeah, but the bowels don't|move like they used to. {24208}{24265}What's the matter|with that land? {24269}{24376}- what land?|- Those 2 ha by the road... {24381}{24453}...Dad talks about.|- Told you to ask me? {24463}{24562}Asked me to ask you.|So what about it? {24581}{24721}To you, free of charge,|but I'll never sell it to him. {24746}{24799}This is what you'll tell him. {24894}{24961}Are you happy with Janusz? {25076}{25144}- Yes, Grandpa.|- That's good. {25149}{25242}They say when he ran after you|in high school, {25249}{25356}you wouldn't even look at him. {25373}{25502}Now you drop out and in a trice|you're man and wife. {25554}{25597}What else do they say? {25617}{25688}Like why they aren't playing? {25793}{25902}- They just have a break.|- So soon? I'll tell you. {25913}{25964}He didn't pay them. {25973}{26048}So greedy|he'd eat his own shit. {26059}{26177}All he cares for is a quick buck|by hook or crook, no matter. {26185}{26230}I won't give him the land. {26376}{26482}- why this break?|- No money no music. {26516}{26551}I've had unforeseen expenses. {26557}{26624}When the party's in full swing,|I'll bring the money right away... {26630}{26698}- Come on set to.|- You won't fool us again {26709}{26773}You must pay now.|The whole amount. {26828}{26883}- Plus five centuries.|- How come? {26893}{26979}- Interest for the delay.|- You snot! {26999}{27065}Listen good, unless you|bring the money now, {27071}{27118}you play your tape recorder. {27150}{27193}Before we pack up, we'll|say thru the mike {27198}{27304}What cheat and swindler you are.|For everybody to hear. {27544}{27597}- Dad, we must talk.|- What else is it? {27604}{27686}DVD and furniture.|We have to sleep on something. {27974}{28009}Stay here! {29361}{29456}What're you doing here?!|Get out! Quick! Dammit! {29646}{29778}No one will lift anything here.|But bring the keys... back at once. {29819}{29902}The whole supply of vodka|is stored here for this party. {29945}{30006}Don't touch any switches. {30656}{30695}I need a notary public. {30697}{30802}As long as you're sober, grab|a car and bring Jasiek Janocha, {30820}{30928}...Who lives in Piotrówka.|- Brother of the council chair? {30932}{30981}- The one on Antabuse?|- Exactly. {30990}{31050}Let him take seals, stamps, {31056}{31155}and whatever is necessary|to convey real estate. {31177}{31276}To come to the wedding now?|will he comply? {31280}{31368}- I'll pay extra.|- Anything specific? {31378}{31444}No, I'll negotiate with him. {31955}{32044}Look, it's 15 km to Piotrówka|and back {32050}{32129}and I've been running on empty|since yesterday. {32137}{32251}I've left my wallet home|not to lose it when I'm drunk. {32989}{33085}Kate! More air! Open the window! {33104}{33215}Outside. Help her up, men... {33303}{33343}It was the heat... {33664}{33708}Talk to the priest. {33742}{33855}Let him convince the in-law|to take other grounds. {33902}{33959}What if the in-law|doesn't comply? {34032}{34086}Tell the Stasiuks. {34142}{34198}They can't wait|to beat someone up. {34230}{34364}And for a few pennies...|such an in-law... With pleasure. {34405}{34521}That's the last resort, of course.|First peacefully... through the priest. {34628}{34741}That's the way I took you|and admire. {34801}{34881}Okay, finish the cake.|Let's have some fun. {35055}{35145}Why sulk? {35175}{35267}Your daughter is married.|That's cause for happiness. {35276}{35322}Why, I am happy. {35534}{35573}What is it? {35599}{35645}Something about the car? {35705}{35770}Have you paid my in-law? {35775}{35843}I have, but there's|a problem... {35905}{35938}...With the land. {35950}{36008}That strip by the road. {36048}{36097}Gramps's had a change of heart. {36129}{36216}I have much land,|better than that. {36251}{36317}I'll give him three hectares in|place of those two. {36328}{36404}Can't you, Father,|make him change his mind? {36456}{36585}No good. I vouch for you|and you welsh on the deal. {36717}{36762}Unsportsmanlike... {36794}{36882}- I'll donate to the church.|- Good idea. {36911}{36989}The roof is leaking.|We have to put in radiators. {37018}{37068}The cost of repairs is 2,000 ZI. {37128}{37175}Will 1,000 be enough? {37219}{37309}God helping...|at promotional prices... for 1,000... {37434}{37529}...and 500 they'll manage to do it. {37548}{37603}All right. {37622}{37703}I'll talk to my in-law.|Where is he? {38420}{38491}- Praised be Jesus Christ.|- For ever and ever. {38499}{38574}- You want to try, Father?|- Let me sit there. {38601}{38706}See? Barely a fortnight ago|in my vestry, you were choosing {38712}{38807}Which would suit your fancy.|This fills the bill to a T. {38923}{38963}You've seen his in-law? {38985}{39064}Dad, the papers.|I have to register and insure it. {39080}{39183}Go back to Kate. Tongues wag|the car's matters more to you. {39213}{39287}- Leave the keys.|- In the car. {39595}{39642}We're waiting by the firehouse. {39692}{39753}- A brawI by the fence.|- Very good. {39781}{39862}When no one is thrashed,|the wedding's a failure. {39939}{39983}The car's a tsatske. {40060}{40201}So... before my in-law comes,|I can receive the donation. {40534}{40622}Enough.|Go back to the hall. {40832}{40882}How dare you show up here?! {40899}{40928}To spoil my wedding? {40936}{41000}Haven't you made me|suffer enough? {41049}{41110}Get lost|and from my life too. {41147}{41180}Got that? {41322}{41416}- who's he?|- Why? Brother-in-law. {41440}{41493}Maybe so, but not mine. {41512}{41616}Waldek was busy, so I've|brought the sled for him to settle up, {41625}{41697}We've honored the deal. And you? {41750}{41795}I'm of no use here. {41811}{41845}How come? {41856}{41917}Under the circumstances,|I can't be a mediator. {41934}{41985}I see him for the first time. {41994}{42076}A contract is a contract|and you have to honor it. {42151}{42270}Well, Mr. Wojnar,|do you have the deed or not? {42459}{42515}It never swerves, see? {42569}{42665}Tell me how much|the sled is worth? {42713}{42800}A billion and a half|old zlotys... Slow down. {42826}{42917}And from a dealer rather than|from me? How much then? {42926}{42979}150,000. {43008}{43159}That's right. So how much money|did this car cost you? {43185}{43309}500,000,000 old or|50,000 new ZI... Pull over. {43405}{43489}- How much have you saved then?|- A billion... {43645}{43682}Where're you driving me? {43733}{43869}- Did you pay more than you thought?|- No... To Gramps's field. Why? {43889}{43938}Was the delivery on time? {43944}{44056}- Yes, on the dot.|- So is it the f'n color? {44080}{44184}Turn here.|Everything as promised. {44268}{44350}So why are you trying to cheat me? {44770}{44861}How could I know|you only care for Gramps's field? {44890}{44969}I thought maybe other grounds|or money... {45025}{45147}If it were for me,|I might take the other field. {45200}{45326}But it's not. I was hired to bring|the car, which I did {45335}{45377}and must take full payment, {45386}{45444}even by cutting|your balls off. Get it? {45448}{45485}No, you don't get it! {45496}{45590}I have another field for you, better,|larger, and sold on better terms. {45602}{45639}If not, I'll beat your lights out {45645}{45732}and you'll bring the papers in|your teeth begging forgiveness. {45838}{45902}The deadline is at midnight. {45922}{46033}You welsh on the deal,|I take the car and money away. {46043}{46083}I'll shoot off your finger now... {46164}{46224}Fuck with me again|and I'll kill your daughter. {46653}{46751}Cry your eyes out.|I did too at my wedding. {46826}{46914}"wojnar's good," I thought,|"but he's not the one." {46934}{46990}I could've married up. {47054}{47102}There was one such... {47115}{47202}Still in love with me. {47268}{47379}- why didn't you marry him?|- Love's not the most important. {47495}{47560}I don't know|what's wrong with the bigos? {47612}{47643}What is? {47665}{47751}- They say the sauerkraut stinks.|- Not that. {47823}{47936}Before you know it you don't ask|yourself those questions, {47952}{48087}too busy with... life.|You know what? I don't regret it. {48104}{48229}Hardly anybody cares about|his family like wieslaw does. {48286}{48390}- well?|- I don't smell anything... {48413}{48451}It tastes good. {48613}{48678}When you must decide|that man is never around. {48699}{48754}Put it on quick! {48869}{48924}Faster! Faster! {49070}{49198}Now who'll bring me|a roll of paper from the gents'? {49275}{49318}Faster! Faster! {49562}{49590}Grandpa... {49637}{49715}- You still in there?|- No way! {49752}{49849}Change the tune. No kidding. {49917}{50052}- And the rest?|- In your field... shot off. {50097}{50143}And Eluœka changed. {50161}{50239}All you talk about is counting,|adding, sub... {50243}{50346}See this? So gimme|the f'n 2 ha! {50362}{50399}They still ogle her. {50431}{50509}But my gardening pans out.|I earn good money. {50512}{50582}- You plant them like potatoes...|- Bullshit. {50604}{50641}Remember those flowers?! {50681}{50750}Why the heck did you|buy that car? {50772}{50829}Will you make over|the f'n field or not? {51171}{51259}- whose?|- My wedding present. {51277}{51329}- Really?|- A beauty, no? {51348}{51428}- Show me the keys.|- Father's taken them. {51442}{51500}He wants me there with Kate,|not here. {51512}{51623}He's bought you this car?|You must've given him head or what? {51639}{51676}Bought it and that's that. {51693}{51750}- where have you been?|- On duty... {51835}{51911}Slovakian, eh? Smelly. {51978}{52041}It's meant to kick|rather than taste good. {52050}{52105}What's the engine? {52111}{52213}- Four-cylinder, 5-valve, turbo...|- Two camshafts on the head. {52225}{52267}And the suspension? {52303}{52410}- Switches of the Macpherson type.|- And triple rockers... {52445}{52479}And the mileage? {52517}{52629}9.2100km on the average,|acceleration... 10... 6.4, {52637}{52712}turning radius 10.40... {52752}{52871}Dinners home...|but fewer one-night stands now... {52896}{52965}Don't worry, everything's|gonna be fine. {53062}{53166}To beautiful cars, women,|and guests who mount them... {53229}{53301}To the traffic cop who drinks|but won't share vodka. {53532}{53619}The offices are closed, but|the paper needs confirmation. {53622}{53706}- How much?|- What paper d'you mean? {53724}{53790}A deed to convey land. {53897}{53947}Why not wait till Monday? {54118}{54213}You get down to business,|and I... gotta go. {54380}{54475}- How much.|- Depends on the percentage. {54480}{54523}I hope it's worth doing. {54528}{54626}- what kind of land?|- 2 ha of fallow, soil class 5. {54704}{54771}One thousand plus stamps. {54796}{54878}You've got the seals, stamps,|and everything? {54886}{54983}I've even taken a portable|with me. {55030}{55085}And the parties to the contract? {55227}{55294}Stay put. I'll handle everything. {55528}{55632}Where have you been?|I been looking everywhere... {55646}{55760}The cook says the bigos is spoilt|and may upset their stomachs. {55765}{55818}- He's no in-law.|- Who then? {55826}{55878}The in-law's friend hired|to bring the car here. {55882}{55918}- Agreed?|- No. {56017}{56074}The land's not for him. {56083}{56146}- For whom?|- The in-law. {56152}{56217}I don't know.|When they build something... {56268}{56366}We'll see. But Gramps agreed.|He'll convey it and it's over with. {56381}{56489}- Your hand?!|- I'll explain later. {56495}{56573}First Gramps before|he changes his mind again. {56578}{56674}- Do we serve the bigos?|- When it's over, I'll have some. {56678}{56715}Go now... {56784}{56841}- Nothing doing.|- What? {56850}{56929}Dead. His heart stopped|from all that shitting. {56940}{57049}- Get a doctor!|- What's the use? He's dead. {57067}{57146}You, a vet, know?|About cows not people! {57158}{57249}- Bullshit! He's a goner.|- What do we do? {57265}{57351}We better hide him...|only to find him in the morn. {57369}{57415}Makes no difference to him. {57430}{57503}He found him. Come hold the door... {57538}{57572}No one must enter. {57596}{57719}We'll put him on the seat,|lock up and it's over with. {57739}{57816}- They'll find him.|- Nobody will catch on... {57858}{57915}Kate's wedding must go on. {57952}{58023}All right. Let's pick him up... {58048}{58122}Not a peep from you!|I'll pay double. {58232}{58264}Occupied! {58303}{58343}Help me up!... {58491}{58516}Good. {58820}{58876}Couldn't he f'n have waited|for half an hour? {58901}{58974}No sinner got away alive|from the disaster. {58988}{59105}And the silence of death|spread over the town. {59120}{59215}Love one another, like Christ|loved the church {59222}{59285}and sacrificed himself for her.|Because love... {59556}{59603}Come and eat something. {59709}{59786}Not good on an empty stomach.|Bigos is served. {59791}{59868}Careful! ...Don't scratch her... {59908}{59950}I need you there. {60063}{60174}- You do now? And when I...|- Here you go again. {60224}{60273}You promised|not to mention that. {60550}{60664}Ed's back. We call the Stasiuks,|take him outside and six feet under... {60822}{60908}- He's got a gun.|- Alone he can do nothing. {61814}{61888}You have to doctor the deed. {61908}{62011}Let's sit tight till he's tipsy|but not loaded. {62259}{62353}I wish the newly weds|a very large amount of money. {63985}{64060}Not the best moment.|You gave me a start. {64122}{64218}If I were a dog, I'd be nine. {64271}{64320}Copy of the grounds register? {64438}{64524}Subject to evidence,|kind of ownership, area... {64529}{64613}- Correct?|- Yes. Name's wincenty Mróz. {64627}{64699}That's my wife's maiden name. {64704}{64834}Now we write that Grandpa|conveys the grounds to so and so... {64842}{64909}- where's he?|- In walbrzych. {64917}{64961}The owner! {64977}{65089}I make the deed, Mr. Mróz signs,|and I officially confirm it. {65094}{65159}The proper sequence|is important in my work. {65163}{65258}There's a problem...|Grandpa's dead. {65449}{65505}You want to put me in deep shit? {65509}{65589}I come at night, on a day off,|to help you, {65595}{65665}only to hear it's to be forged?! {65675}{65737}When I sent for you,|he was still alive. {65749}{65819}Interesting. Maybe he still is? {66099}{66174}You'd have me believe|he agreed to convey the field... {66183}{66240}...for a paltry one thousand?|- How much? {66252}{66356}Such a fraud with a stiff?|Ten thousand! {66362}{66382}How much?! {66429}{66472}The field's not worth it! {66483}{66613}Suit yourself, Mr. Wojnar.|I can still catch a bus... Good bye. {66721}{66762}- 5,000?|- Good bye! {66780}{66839}7,500 and that's that. {66851}{66925}I'm going.|My wife's waiting. {66938}{66997}You won't f'n budge... A deal. {67006}{67083}Wife should respect husband's|decisions {67093}{67203}and he should respect her.|And love her... {67247}{67334}"To want or not is the same." {67363}{67466}"Not to want means|to want not to want." {67484}{67516}You know who wrote it? {67791}{67867}To Peter Shilton for 1:0. {67888}{67947}How come you've got it? {67958}{68101}After Lato passed the ball|at the 57th min. Oct. 17, 1973. {68185}{68302}He doesn't believe this is|Jasio Domarski's original. {68314}{68374}He's not worth showing it. {68382}{68446}- I hear you've bought the Audi?|- So what? {68454}{68551}Edmund, lend me your car.|I have a flat but must get home. {68562}{68621}From a German used car lot|or at secondhand here? {68629}{68665}You off duty, no? {68684}{68739}You know how I love my car. {68743}{68820}I've driven her for 13 years|and still want to. {68830}{68901}Find a broad to love|rather than a jalopy. {68907}{69048}Laugh you may, but mine's|a Ferrari of her make. {69059}{69155}When I drive her, of course.|Too hard for you... {69169}{69228}Bullshit. I'll be right back. {69237}{69307}Scratch her and you pay|for the repair. {69367}{69417}Why not the Audi? {69440}{69478}Go away now! {69860}{69912}- Been drinking?|- I've borrowed the car. {69916}{69982}I've left the papers|but have my driver's license. {69989}{70052}Only two glasses...|It's my daughter's wedding... {70060}{70090}Get out of the car. {70278}{70355}Blow here till the green goes out. {70363}{70439}I'm in a hurry. My daughter's|wedding, see? A special day. {70548}{70575}Nothing. {70586}{70628}A grown-up man but can't blow? {70643}{70764}We can reach an agreement.|Name's wieslaw wojnar. {71042}{71098}1.20. We requisition her. {71137}{71261}We must take away your license|and send you to the judge. {71276}{71378}- Officer, let's bend some rules.|- No way... Too many of them. {71387}{71420}You know Ed w¹s? {71437}{71515}Well, he's at the wedding.|My kinsman. {71526}{71580}- He is?|- Yeah... How much? {71592}{71650}- One thousand.|- The fuck how much?! {71664}{71692}One f'n thousand. {71696}{71783}Drunken driving, no car papers,|at the crossing sans turn signal, {71788}{71862}no seat belt, and the right stoplight. {71869}{71921}Only 1,100|'cause you're Ed w¹s's family. {71934}{72015}Three centuries less and|I invite you to the wedding. {72090}{72121}All right, gimme. {72132}{72190}I've got nothing on me. {72200}{72269}I must get home but will return|to the firehouse immediately. {72278}{72315}My daughter's getting married. {72321}{72378}If so, we keep this. {72489}{72536}Zero! ...Go! {72877}{72974}The trick is to pump up your|balloon the fastest. {72986}{73078}Which lady is going|to make the big bang first? {73096}{73179}Strain your will win...|Still some more... {73428}{73491}Ferrari of the make, my ass! {73843}{73872}Stop! {73911}{74013}Want your kids fabulous,|use Polish rubbers! {74315}{74365}Have they beaten you up badly? {74398}{74440}When's the delivery? {74621}{74657}Why have you come here? {74676}{74764}To see if it's love and happiness|and then to beat it. {74783}{74858}I've seen so I beat it. {75106}{75184}Wojnar needs the keys|to this storeroom. {75282}{75360}They're asking about you. {75365}{75468}It's almost midnight and the|ceremonial capping is prepared. {75692}{75727}First... {75807}{75833}Correct? {75869}{75895}Second... {76007}{76078}Third... Fourth... {76094}{76183}Two witnesses. You may be|one, so get another. {76197}{76235}And Gramps's ID. {76242}{76324}- And without it?|- How? {76339}{76413}I must have all personal data,|PIN and all. {76455}{76487}Excellent! {76570}{76663}Come you'll watch the door|while I get to Gramps. {76675}{76694}No way! {76702}{76799}My duty is|to write the deed, {76805}{76895}not to rob the remains|or be an accomplice to murder. {77031}{77074}Look at them fight! {77671}{77726}Kaziuk, come here. {77770}{77813}You want to earn some money? {77825}{77884}Have you seen|how messy the toilets are? {77894}{77981}The sanitary commission|may come and fine you. {77994}{78038}Really? {78044}{78140}Don't you know how folks|love to spite others? {78163}{78228}Someone must've called them|already. {78248}{78335}Maybe those newcomers|nosing about... Been invited? {78387}{78424}- No.|- You see? {78437}{78554}Let's liquidate the evidence.|Scoop up all that's left on the plates. {78591}{78630}Januszewska's got drunk {78635}{78702}and is doing striptease,|both her tits bared... {79110}{79152}- where's Gramps?|- Not here. {79176}{79264}No paper in the ladies' room.|The sanitary commission... {79269}{79331}So yummy that|they've gorged on it. {79341}{79420}- Has he signed it?|- Yes... No... I mean yes, {79425}{79471}I'm not finished with the in-law. {79476}{79541}Nobody's seen him.|I'm worried. {79549}{79600}Must be home.|His bowel movement... {79605}{79714}That's what I mean.|What did he eat yesterday? {79720}{79769}His coat is inside. {79852}{79877}Where's Gramps? {80280}{80325}Gramps has vanished. Any idea? {80354}{80405}Gimme the key to the storeroom. {80460}{80505}Edmund! Edmund! {80812}{80917}"In the presence of..." I've put you|and now Mr. Edmund. {80945}{80985}All right. To who? {81142}{81187}I antedated it. {81207}{81314}On Monday, I'll have the county|enter it in the land register. {81350}{81384}Signatures now. {81402}{81433}Witnesses first. {81469}{81498}You... here. {81623}{81647}Sign. {81657}{81710}- what?|- Shmot. Sign... {81770}{81808}Here... Good. {81870}{81910}Now who forges Grandpa's? {82357}{82447}And now mine...|the most important. {82566}{82647}J-a-n-o-c-h-a. {83007}{83047}How strong! {83069}{83118}I can't so much without a chaser. {83329}{83391}But after work? Why not? {83734}{83858}My beloved... I wish you|truth, goodness, and beauty. {83893}{83997}I wish you fine weather in Croatia. {84029}{84119}They say it's a wild country,|worse than Poland. {84136}{84243}Less cultured, that is.|My friend says like hell it is. {84257}{84338}Leave your car open|in the street and... nothing. {84347}{84444}When they drink, they play|and sing, not thrash one another. {84474}{84598}Their johns are cleaner, unlike|here, ankle high in piss. {84613}{84699}May your whole life be|as beautiful as this night. {85066}{85152}Beat it!|I can't even relax here. {85212}{85259}And the deal? {85268}{85347}- what's the f'n time?|- It's ready. {85364}{85417}By the Audi in 10 min. {85442}{85521}And puts her right hand on it... {85531}{85617}May you persevere|through difficult moment. {85939}{85977}I must talk to you. {86561}{86621}No problems with Gramps? {86685}{86715}Well... {86797}{86833}That's good. {86914}{86963}Don't be angry|about the finger. {86980}{87064}You shouldn't have pissed me|off with that intimidation. {89167}{89249}Money brings no happiness,|but you should have it. {89265}{89346}First, because it doesn't|disturb happiness. {89360}{89399}Second... {89418}{89497}The bigos didn't upset|my stomach! {89508}{89647}O kidding. Lets scoop up|what's left on the plates. {89663}{89716}Let's liquidate the evidence, {89782}{89825}I'll be right back. {90022}{90093}Now a competition for true he-men. {90121}{90213}The rules are terribly simple.|Terrible and simple, that is. {90224}{90298}You have to smoke, drink,|and practice sports. {90304}{90347}Volunteers are welcome! {90475}{90518}Don't play a fool, you hear? {90531}{90578}Never tell me what to do! {91005}{91083}Gentlemen, on the word go,|drink vodka... {91107}{91185}Three, two, one... down the hatch! {91343}{91429}Now cigarettes. Three for each. {91452}{91496}Piece of cake for virile men. {91550}{91596}Light up! {91601}{91661}Slowly... Inhale deep... {91715}{91805}One... two... {91848}{91954}Seven... eight... nine. {92124}{92167}Mr. Janusz, please. {92198}{92274}Don't back out, gentlemen.|It's just the beginning. {92287}{92340}One... Down the hatch! {92367}{92416}And smokes!|Squatting again! {92446}{92487}One... {92557}{92597}What happened to Mr. Janusz? {92606}{92671}First to pass out. {92674}{92719}A good boy, he. {92727}{92825}But he sometimes drinks too|much and then you know... {92901}{92948}Put him in the back. {93030}{93116}- Don't let him puke.|- E... xactly... {93147}{93187}Don't tear his head off. {93329}{93423}Remember the competition|at Kurczukowa's wedding? {93465}{93558}How can I? I passed out|right after Edmund. {93572}{93680}I gorged on drippings before,|only to wake up in intensive care. {93691}{93752}A heart attack was in progress... {93788}{93876}We were young and stupid...|I gotta go... {93885}{93948}A guy's kicking up a row|in the john. {93959}{94058}Talks about you all the time.|Fully loaded. {94087}{94152}You'd like to know... {94167}{94236}You know what he|fucking asked me...? {94244}{94271}The fuck I'll tell you. {94276}{94320}Shut your trap.|Enough for today. {94327}{94460}- I was to be driven home.|- Come, let's the others use it too. {94509}{94640}Signature, seals... 15-min work|and I bag ten thousand... {94654}{94710}I'll f'n tell you... {94725}{94855}If you have more money...|Am I right, wieslaw? {94982}{95035}I won't part with the briefcase...|No... {95045}{95169}I know you can hit me|in the dark now... But no way! {95181}{95293}Gramps hears everything|in hell now... Hush, Gramps. {95301}{95329}Shut up! {95517}{95551}Edmund... {95665}{95708}Get up! Come. {95732}{95839}I dreamed of attending|a teetotaller's wedding. {96001}{96073}- Come.|- Why are you pulling me? {96087}{96206}Come up for air. It'll do you good.|And drive the notary home. {96230}{96277}He starts to talk too much... {96346}{96494}Too drunk. They'll take away|my license and I'll lose my job. {96502}{96551}By bus to sick animals? {96563}{96622}You're used to it.|Want some water? {96631}{96673}Fish fuck in water. {96752}{96824}Been invited to a wedding,|not to be a cabby. {96833}{96888}I'll pay you 50 ZI. {96902}{96959}Only change on your mind. {97008}{97089}I'd risk if it were 300. {97132}{97261}100... 150... 200... no more... 250! {97370}{97419}The notary has turned tail! {97784}{97844}It's tempting, fuck it, no? {97861}{97929}But the dough's well hidden|from thieves. {97933}{97984}I checked if you hadn't|lost the papers. {97993}{98059}I didn't expect that of you,|Mr. Wojnar. {98139}{98189}Edmund will drive you home. {98193}{98272}High time!|It's scary to stay here! {98281}{98334}Thieves! Corpses! {98504}{98568}Why are you staring at me? {98580}{98667}I saw you doing something.|Talented, aren't you? {98675}{98739}Hair still sticking|out of your teeth. {98743}{98831}- And you'll tell everybody now?|- I may not... {98871}{98941}If you do me the same,|I'll think it over. {98946}{98995}It's too good for the likes of you. {99127}{99183}You prick, you! {99270}{99312}It's not my fault! {99423}{99481}I haven't do anything! {99641}{99696}- who?|- Me! {99755}{99831}The drain's burst in the gents'!|It stinks abominably! {99836}{99920}- And it the field too!|- Nowhere to pour it into. {99958}{100067}We must take it out of here,|as they keep asking for more. {100087}{100142}- It tastes good.|- Where do we hide it? {100177}{100247}In the storeroom where|I keep vodka. {100565}{100691}Good. It'd be easier to parade|with the pot across the hall. {100713}{100757}The lid! {100777}{100822}- Good.|- Let's go. {100946}{100984}Fuck it! {101057}{101123}- will it take long?|- Must be the fuse. {102157}{102237}- Have you seen Eluœka?|- Everything's fine? {102248}{102275}No... {102315}{102349}You must've met. {102360}{102423}Sergeant Styœ.|You've invited us to the wedding. {102551}{102599}Well, everything's squared|with them? {102613}{102694}It's none of my business,|But the Audi... stinks. {102717}{102772}- You've bought stolen goods.|- Bullshit! {102777}{102832}Cars from Germany|have different plates. {102851}{102905}Those are requisitioned|after sale. {103254}{103378}Check Audi turbo coupe,|silver print with German plates. {103390}{103472}Numbers HHH G301. {103494}{103568}You know him?|Drops your name all the time. {103584}{103610}You here? {103617}{103719}We've requisitioned everything.|Breathalyser test 1.9. {103743}{103860}Help me. They want to|take away the car, papers, {103868}{103943}and send me to the judge|for drunken driving. {103953}{104019}- The car's left at the crossing.|- And the notary? {104176}{104254}He's just drunk a tad too much.|Let him go. {104297}{104359}He ignored our signal and|rammed the squad car. {104364}{104416}The mudguard's corrugated. {104420}{104522}Ed, see all my problems?|Stand up for the family. {104547}{104603}You two cops|will find a way out. {104719}{104766}They're down to 800.|He has 350. {104771}{104826}You chip in? {104845}{104924}He was driving.|Why should I pay? {104936}{104978}I'll pay! {105061}{105100}Because I can. {105156}{105214}Can't I, wieslaw? {105573}{105611}Beat it! {105649}{105699}302 to 301 Report! {105715}{105767}301 Over. {105797}{105932}The Audi's is Gerd Muller's|of Hamburg, Schloss Str. 23. {106436}{106514}All guys should have|their balls cut off. {106555}{106658}You cheated on me.|My husband may some day too. {106679}{106723}He doesn't love you. {106886}{106975}Fan-fucking-tastic!|He's switched off the cell. {107213}{107284}If we don't requisition it,|someone else will. {107289}{107358}Where will you be driving her?|In the forest? {107390}{107511}No car, no money, and|the honeymoon trip's kaput. {107658}{107720}- Maybe we could...|- You crazy? {107724}{107781}You a cop or a Mafioso? {107795}{107899}Bullshit.|I want to help the man, no? {107956}{108058}Those plates from the action,|where we had to kill a Russky? {108103}{108182}- They're requisitioned.|- I'll pay! {108209}{108249}Our time's up. {108348}{108402}Take care of the Audi. {108616}{108701}- we'll change the numbers.|- It's been reported already. {108730}{108826}Not yet. Come morning.|If we try, it won't be at all. {108850}{108948}It's foul business|and a great risk. {108973}{109029}But will pay off, right, wieslaw? {109037}{109092}Sure it will. {109117}{109166}5000 to split. {109245}{109387}Abortion or wedding.|He won't keep a girl with a bastard. {109413}{109448}Why didn't I leave? {109537}{109620}Where? Penniless? What for? {109651}{109708}Who'd have given me a job? {109741}{109797}How to feed the baby? {109825}{109866}Where could I have lived? {109875}{109937}For my finger|and the f'n car. {110011}{110083}- we'll do it.|- We f'n will! {110143}{110203}Just polish and it's over with. {110207}{110268}- And those?|- Acid will do the trick. {110287}{110394}- we need an engraver.|- Why? Can't you turn 8 into 3? {110501}{110527}Good. {110555}{110635}Start working on it.|I'll bring the plates and papers. {110650}{110698}- And he?|- Let him sleep. {110711}{110787}- And I?|- To the f'n bank for the money. {110861}{110912}Will you give me a ride? {111049}{111099}Straight ahead all the time. {111177}{111275}- No smoking here.|- Will you find the guy? {111310}{111350}Not on a private basis. {111473}{111528}- what's this?|- His data... {111573}{111665}Nothing doing.|It'll give me trouble. {111755}{111846}You'll soon shell out a lot|for the scratched car. {111857}{111914}So what's this paltry century? {112040}{112119}I once knew a broad|from the D.A.'s office. {112326}{112407}301 to 11... 11. {112427}{112528}- You'll get it to the last penny.|- You owe me nothing. {112675}{112767}- will they find him?|- If he's in the files. {112778}{112817}But it'll take time. {112822}{112875}Get the money.|We'll meet at Ed's. {112902}{112938}Eluœka? {113060}{113103}Are you there? {113370}{113495}Thirty-five seconds!|And the winner is... Mr. Edmund! {113563}{113651}Edmund! Edmund!... {113742}{113800}Strutting in this schmatte again,|making a fool of yourself? {113806}{113853}Why has Eluœka run away? {113865}{113937}- How come?|- And wieslaw followed... {113943}{114008}Must've quarrelled about money. {114537}{114588}He wanted to hitch then. {114635}{114700}He took ill when I went to college. {114727}{114784}Especially, when he learned|I had someone. {114900}{114959}He thinks I'll hurt him. {115010}{115125}Time will pass|but I'll never love him. {115202}{115263}He won't even notice that. {115378}{115427}You're stupid. {115537}{115588}But give me a hug. {115900}{115943}That's a good dog... {116005}{116060}You alone understand me. {116325}{116428}- Father's money is so important?|- Money is important. {116490}{116574}And love and all that jazz? {116605}{116645}You speak like my grandpa. {116667}{116731}- Come let's dance.|- I must tell you something. {117046}{117143}- Hit it, fuck! Right, Rysiek?|- Sure. {117209}{117312}Cuntface, I won't stop calling you! {117338}{117375}Whose cell is this? {117686}{117729}Where's Edmund? {117912}{117948}Edmund! {117957}{118011}- Have you seen that?|- We'll be blamed. {118018}{118054}You, it's your bass. {118149}{118231}- where's wojnar?|- The cops have taken him. {118241}{118298}- Under arrest?|- He drank vodka with them. {118302}{118357}- what do we do?|- Let me think... {118577}{118609}Fuck it! {118954}{118997}Looking for this? {119671}{119782}- Can we talk?|- I won't pay Father's expenses. {119819}{119849}Not that. {119878}{119917}See that big case? {119942}{119991}- For the bass?|- Exactly. {120004}{120054}Just for a moment, please. {120792}{120872}Ow was it in the bank?|Ran out of cash? {120893}{120942}I've got it. {120954}{121020}- How's the work?|- The engine's ready. Pour for us too. {121113}{121153}I'll show you something. {121166}{121221}- what?|- The truth. {121239}{121299}What would you do in my place? {121326}{121449}When your thugs beat me,|I hid in the john. {121461}{121552}- Gramps, you still there?|- No way. {121579}{121636}Change the tune. No kidding. {121646}{121766}- where's the rest?|- £n your field... shot off. {121817}{121931}You should've taken it.|They can sew anything on today. {121972}{122015}Everything's fucked up. {122031}{122126}£f he doesn't get the field,|l lose the car and the money. {122151}{122216}They quarrelled about those 2 ha. {122253}{122406}To buy a house quickly, a car...|These dealings not for flowers. {122455}{122558}A flower hates rapacity,|just like a woman. {122620}{122704}- why? Go on.|- Wait... here, you see... {122712}{122732}Gimme! {122850}{122908}A wedding dress is the silliest thing. {122924}{123005}You put it on once|and 2,500 goes down the drain. {123016}{123071}- And you shelled it out?|- Sure. {123093}{123190}A veil a 700 to boot.|I'm 32,000 short. {123254}{123306}Life's expensive|and a man's thirsty. {123315}{123347}Pour, wieslaw. {123429}{123474}The police! Freeze! {123513}{123559}You're surrounded. {123564}{123643}Light it!|This will fit. {124027}{124088}They found the guy from walbrzych. {124108}{124216}He collided with a truck.|Breathing his last under oxygen. {124221}{124250}No police record, no family... {124266}{124323}Will you make over|the f'n field or not? {124336}{124408}Why the heck|did you buy that car? {124512}{124559}For Janusz... {124584}{124645}That was his condition. {124723}{124760}That's not true! {124844}{124896}He only said it|to convince Grandpa! {124993}{125051}Janusz is not that way! {125117}{125179}If not then watch till the end. {125219}{125317}You stupid?|The wedding matters... {125333}{125386}Love will come later. {125423}{125534}£'m bringing the notary.|Don't change your mind, okay? {125642}{125729}What would you do in my place? {126066}{126148}Grandpa, is something wrong? {126196}{126257}Father didn't want|to spoil your wedding. {126274}{126339}And you didn't either? {126356}{126424}You say because he|married the car, not you. {126429}{126470}That's not true!!! {126530}{126577}You're just like them! {127101}{127196}The rented hall, food for|over 5000; {127206}{127288}though Slovakian,|the vodka another 5000. {127300}{127392}The priest... for the matchmaking,|the Mass, and the wedding in church. {127397}{127548}The shoes I bought for that shit,|the suit, and other things another 5000. {127662}{127753}I wanted well|but it came out as always. {127782}{127910}The orchestra, f'n stars...|bribes all the time... {127928}{127975}You'll sell land and break even. {127984}{128075}- what land?|- By the road. {128131}{128230}A highway will run there|funded by the EU. {128247}{128279}Pull up!!! {128349}{128435}Say it's not true!|That you haven't sold me! {128455}{128473}Calm down. {128477}{128519}Say he proposed|of his own will! {128524}{128640}For the car?!|That's what I'm worth?! {128657}{128717}You shouldn't have had|all those flings... {128845}{128901}You make me puke! {128928}{128975}I want nothing from you!|Nothing!!! {129101}{129144}I'll run after her... {129367}{129419}Is the notary in the hall? {129430}{129507}The council chair's brother?|Yes, he is. {129514}{129588}You haven't paid|for the hall yet! {129614}{129653}What the fuck? {129662}{129762}Go look for Kate. She's|pissed off with you. Make up to her. {129777}{129836}Go to the station, highway...|You'll find her. {129845}{129959}We shall not yield|Our forebears' land, {129964}{130069}Nor watch our language muted. {130111}{130265}We Polish nation, gallant race,|By the noble Piast constituted. {130392}{130471}By cruel oppression... {130487}{130542}- we'll not be swayed...|- We must talk! {130559}{130663}- About the money?|- Don't worry, you won't lose it! {130735}{130816}- About Grandpa's field!|- It's over with! {130835}{130877}I file the deed on Monday! {130905}{130999}- we must make it void!|- You in your senses? {131007}{131063}We can't. It's too late! {131079}{131105}How much? {131175}{131225}Too late, not how much! {131246}{131282}Five thousand! {131362}{131393}Ten! {131460}{131500}Seven and a half! {131606}{131691}- Null and void?!|- That's what I'll do! {131758}{131860}Good.|Lets go to type the paper! {131906}{132004}I'll bring the money later.|You know I've got it! {132059}{132136}So I'll do it later.|You know I can do it! {132169}{132225}I have no car now... {132301}{132374}Wait... stay put! {133273}{133312}You've flipped out? {133400}{133435}What're you doing? {133454}{133499}Open the f'n door! {133611}{133710}I'm sorry, Eluœka,|I'm sorry. {133908}{133955}You can stay here till the divorce. {133963}{134034}Enjoy it while you can.|I'll take away everything. {134045}{134144}What f'n divorce?|Is it about that dumbo? {134153}{134226}It is!|I've always stood by you. {134235}{134322}Even battered.|But enough already! {134338}{134414}You won't make me|a laughing stock before the village! {134420}{134479}Let go!|You make me sick! {134523}{134566}With this drunk?! {134584}{134690}Look at his f'n clothes,|the car he drives... {134710}{134837}I love him and always have.|He told me everything. {134848}{134938}How you treated Grandpa|after his death! {134956}{135055}It was his idea|to hide him in the f'n john! {135064}{135100}Don't lie! {135116}{135177}Eluœka! Eluœka! {135368}{135412}You love him. {136860}{136964}How did you guard the house?!|You! {137180}{137264}Kate! Kate! Fuck it! {137273}{137329}Wanna be my husband yet? {137398}{137460}I'm less attractive|without the car? {137536}{137606}You thought I'd rear|someone else's brat? {137622}{137658}Kate! Fuck it! {137665}{137722}Lt'll heal in no time! {137954}{137995}Fuck off!!! {140812}{140901}You should wear|shoes at the wedding. {141735}{141839}Get the fuck out of here,|all of you! {141847}{141921}End of wedding. Out! {142212}{142295}You have to pay for the hall.|You rented it. {142979}{143078}Get the fuck out of here.|All of you. {143743}{143801}Starring {144534}{144609}Written and Directed by {144675}{144739}Photography {144788}{144870}Producers {144919}{145004}Production Manager {145054}{145130}Art Director {145185}{145249}Music {145316}{145379}Sound {145449}{145518}Edited by {145581}{145661}Costume Designer {145712}{145775}Makeup {145838}{145918}Cast of Characters 47335