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My mom says camping trips are an
important form of experience.
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Uh, I don't know...
Everything seems so... wild.
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- You think we'll be okay?
- Relax, you wimp!
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You think they'd let just any
idiot be our camp counselor?
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Show me the honey!
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Who's up for a hike?
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Yep.
We're dead.
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- Hicking is great exercise
- You can use it under thighs
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- Nature is the place to be
- Look out for that mapple tree
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- Hiking is my greatest thrill
- That's because you're an imbecile
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Hmm.
I'm beginning to sense some hostility.
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We've been hiking for 3.7 hours,
and I think we're lost.
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Yeah. No offense, Captain Klutz,
but we've signed up for nature camp, not boot camp.
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- Do you have any idea where we're going?
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I sure do. I always leave my...
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tag to mark were I've been, see?
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That's a whole lot of ugly.
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Ohh, I thought this was supposed
to build confidence.
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Son, you just earned yourself
a merit badge for whining.
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Actually sir,
that's poison oak.
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Oh Claire, you're adorable when you
undermine my authority.
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But if that was poison oak,
don't you think I'd be very...
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Hey guys!
Over here!
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- That's a pond!
- Let's go fishing!
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I think it's wearing off...
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I got one! I got one!
I'm actually having a good time.
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- No, you kids are doing it the hard way.
- And... it's over.
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To catch a fish,
you must become the fish.
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Think like a fish.
Move like a fish.
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Ouch.
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Oh, you poor thing.
I feel terrible for you.
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- Ouch, why, thank you, Claire.
- I was talking to the fish.
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- I'm hungry! - Me too!
- Yes! - Seriously!
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Well, the smores are ready!
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Bon appetit.
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What kind of smore is this?
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- Mine taste like crud.
- Mine taste like feet.
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- Wanna trade?
- At least yours didn't run away.
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So long, suckers!
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Okay. Time for a ghost story.
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And then, the little sloth
heard a scratch at the front of his cave.
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And when he got up to see
what the noise was...
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What do you think he saw?
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- The end of this lame story?
- No.
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I saw a vicious horrible
blood thirsty monster.
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Monsters are proved manifestations
of subconscious fear.
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You are so much fun to take
on a camping trip.
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Anywho, this monster had long jagged claws.
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And razorsharp teeth!
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And his favorite thing to eat...
was...
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children!
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Well Sidney, you certainly paint the vivid...
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- Good morning, kids. Sleep well?
- No.
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Ow what's the matter?
Did I scare you with my story?
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- You scared us with you.
- You're gonna get us killed out here, dude!
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- We'll starve to death!
- Or you'll lead us off a cliff!
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Well that's just ridiculous!
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I am the master of the woods.
I am mother nature's son.
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I wouldn't even hurt a flower.
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C'mon you...
beautiful... miracle!
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You know what happened?
Global warming.
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It's an inconvenient truth.
I know.
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- If you love the birds and bees
- If you love the birds and bees
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- Keep this sucker away from trees
- Keep this sucker away from trees
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Okay guys.
Very funny.
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Why are you even mad?
I made a nice canyon.
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In fact it's a grand canyon.
Aaah, really grand canyon.
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I just wish I could think of a name for it.
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Daddy, who made the Grand Canyon?
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Well son, only nature could make
something this beautiful.
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Nature, or a being of
infinite wisdom.5849
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