All language subtitles for Pocket Listing (2015)

Los Angeles.
City of Angels, land of dreams.

This is my town.

Gorgeous girls, golden sunshine

and money.

Lots and lots of money.

The Statue of Liberty may ask
for your tired and your hungry,

but on Rodeo Drive,

all we really want
is your black card.

Every power player, CEO

and A-lister in the world
wants a piece

of the tinsel-covered
Hollywood dirt.

And L.A.'s got the estates
to make their wet dreams a reality.

From blue ocean to elite hills,

L.A.'s got it all.

So, who am I

Well, when Moroccan monarchs,
Tokyo tycoons

and Wall Street raiders
waltz into town,

I'm the man
who makes it happen.

Woodman. Jack Woodman.

Welcome to your new home.

My God, this place is gorgeous.

Mr. Payman.
Mwah, mwah.

So, what do we think

This would go
for half the price back in Toledo.

I think it's too much,

which explains why
it hasn't been sold yet.

Do not be intimidated
by the price.

Now, who wants to
go on a little tour

This house is hotter
than the flash in your tie.

Got three offers
on it already, my man.

Are they written or verbal

Scott, we both know
talk is cheap.

You are going to lose
your dream palace over here

by being penny-wise
and dollar-foolish.

Maybe we should place an offer.

Smart.

What's the highest offer

What do you mean
it's selling for 6.5 million

What

We got outbid.

We were almost in escrow, man
I could feel it

I'm telling you, man,
they countered

No. I can't go any higher.
Papa said no more.

We take it back.
We can get this.

All right. I'm going to put
my paws on the table, okay

Yes. Come on.

Yeah

Yeah Yeah

Don't worry about
Emily and Scott.

I'll find them an equally
expensive property

before you can even say
open house.

God bless their hearts, though.

Their timely counter-offer
sure made Payman pay up.

After all,
it's not real friends.

It's real estate.

Whether it's Bel Air
at $1,000 a foot

or West Hollywood
at 10 grand a month,

in this game,
you have to be ruthless.

But to be great, we got to play
by the exceptions,

not the rules.

That's where I reign supreme.

I am the gray zone master.

I do what's necessary
to close the deal.

Subrip by DanDee

The end of 2008.

A lot of people
hit rock-bottom this year.

Well. Too bad for them.

Recession
Credit crisis

Subprime mortgage default

These words don't exist
in the Woodman handbook.

In my world, the party goes on.

Champagne, caviar,
naked beauties by the pool.

And everyone wishing
they were me.

Jack, employee of the month.

More like employee of the year.

I was 29 years old.

Set for life.

Congrats, Jack.

Don't you know it,
Janey.

So I told the guy
my name's Aaron Glass.

Don't you know who my dad is

Nice tits, babe.

Skank.

Mind if I join you,
boss

How you doing

Warrior Woodman.

Done good, my boy.

Tonight, we celebrate
your home run.

Tomorrow,

we can give Aaron another shot.

Look, Ron,
the fact that he's your son

means he's got
my automatic respect.

But the fact is,
he's just not a team player.

Which is cool. Some people
like to operate solo.

Not on this.

We both know only you
can take this to the next level.

No mistakes this time.

You just make sure
you're on top of this.

You got it.

I need you to keep him sharp.

Knock-knock.

We were looking for you.

What are you doing in here

You and my dad
have a nice chat

Aaron, Aaron, Aaron.

Once you start taking
control of yourself

and getting the hang
of this real estate deal,

you are going
to make a killing.

Okay

Your dad and I are just here

to help you put the pieces
back together after...

I know, I know, I know.

After I pissed
on the Miami deal,

crashed the Ferrari,

did two stints in rehab.

But all that's
behind you now.

All you got to do is work
a little harder, Aaron.

Pretty soon, you'll be
company front man.

You sure can sell, Woodman.

Anderson, do you mind

Yeah.

See you, Anderson.

I think that means we should be
getting back to the party.

I mean, it really is amazing.

Go from an orphan kid,

this drunk daddy, dead mommy,

with just a GED,

to the creme de la creme.

Top shelf.

Bravo, Jack.

Not all of us
are born lucky, pal.

The so-called downturn in the
real estate industry

has become an all-out earthquake
on the financial front.

The concierge let us in.

Compliments of REG.

Take it easy, ladies.

Isn't it a weeknight

Tomorrow, we rest.

Tonight, we play.

Well...

If you insist.

We do.

Hoo
Yeah.

This housing
crash is quickly escalating

into a full-on
financial crisis.

And I don't think
there's going to be a single industry

that is not affected...

Payman, did I not tell you
you'd enjoy the new digs

Who loves you

So sorry, Tom.

You and I.
Cut everyone out.

Perfect, all right.

Thank you, Janey.

Hey, cheer up, will you

The moment we close
this Chen deal,

we got everything we need
to launch Woodman Plaza.

So, what's Woodman Plaza

Imagine the finest
five-star getaways,

Shanghai, Dubai,
New York, Vegas,

all wrapped into one.

A new world-class
city center.

Infinite stories
of entertainment euphoria.

Panoramic views.

Shopping promenades.

Theaters, casino, water parks.

A members-only
rooftop terrace.

A pleasure palace,

where happy endings

are always guaranteed.

This is my future.
My empire.

Jack

You're daydreaming again.

My favorite pastime.

Now, did we hear back
from that offer we made

Didn't want to rain
on your parade,

but we got outbid.

Outbid

Son of a bitch.

Can't win them all, boss.

I just needed to win that one.

That would have been
a dream lot for my baby.

Something bigger and brighter
is just around the corner.

- You'll see.
- You think it's karma

Well, speaking of karma,
Chen's people emailed.

The money's wired,
and he's ready to close.

I guess that means
you should start picking out

your next vacation spot.

Don't forget,

Aaron's speech is on
in five minutes

and rumor has it he's got
a magic strategy

that's going to flip
this downturn on its head.

Foreclosures.

Repossessed properties.

The worst economic time
since the Great Depression.

Bad news for some.

Great news for us.

Now, our longtime friends
at the bank

have given us privileged access

to the best upside-down
properties out there.

Here we have an unfinished
10-story luxury condo building,

worth 200 million.

Ready to nab for 60.

This couldn't be built
for less than 140 million,

but it's all yours for 60.

Last but certainly not least,

my personal favorite,

a shabby rent-controlled
rat hole in downtown.

Or as I like to refer to it as,

the serendipitous slum.

Now don't be fooled
by appearances.

This may be the most valuable
one of them all.

We can turn this gangbanger haven...

into a world-class city center.

Hotels, restaurants,
multiplexes.

So, while everyone else
is declaring bankruptcy,

let's put some coin
in that piggy bank,

and cement REG

as the world's premier
property agency.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Jeff, Alex,
this is Jack Woodman.

Nice to meet you.

Pleasure.

He and Aaron are the stars
of the show around here.

How's the deal going
with the Shanghai group

Just wrapping up.

I enjoyed the presentation,
by the way.

Very theatrical.

Gentlemen.

And

What are your thoughts
on the meeting

Jack Woodman.

Hey, Jane, I think I hear
a pot of coffee boiling.

You have been
doing your homework.

Listen,
I just stopped by

to say cheers on the Chinese deal.

And I hear the chump didn't even
have to check his fortune cookie

before transferring the dough.

Congratulations.

Still into that derogatory humor,
aren't you

But your sources are accurate.

Another one bites the dust.

Cheers.

Thanks for stopping by, Aaron.

You forgot this.

You know, if you play nice,

I may just let you in
on a few of these bargains.

What's up, dogs

Mr. Mousian.

It's Jack Woodman.

We spoke on the phone.

Your company already
made me an offer.

And I'm here to make you
a better one, my friend.

REG wants to buy you off cheap.

Throw you out on the street,

flip this place for a fortune.

I'll at least find a way
to pull out

some long-term equity
for you, buddy.

All you sharks are alike.

That's who swims best
in rough waters, my man.

Yeah, they do.

Please, you can call me Moussy.

Hey, get up, man.
Your fucking mother is going to come.

Hey, senora.
Renta, por favor.

Go, go.

Nice ass

I thought so, too.
I thought so, too.

Hey

This place is worse
than a fucking Turkish prison.

Why you want it

Look, Moussy, you've clearly
earned yourself

a well-deserved retirement
in...

Glendale, right

No, I prefer Pasadena.

Perfect. With the crash,
Pasadena's going at $500 a foot.

Look, the point is that
your new home

is wrapped up in the sale
of this dump.

What about all the people
that call this place home

You can't change
their fates, okay

They chose their paths.

But you and I can do something
about ours right now.

How much is that

Enough for a down payment
on the Pasadena palace.

This here says that you're
pulling out of the deal with REG.

Once this place is in my hands,
it'll be resurrected

into the hotel
of the millennium.

And guess who's going
to get himself

some preferred stock shares.

You, Moussy.

All you got to do

is sign right here,

and we go home winners, my man.

You know, where we come from,
we shake before we sign.

Tommy boy, you busy

I got something big.

Tommy boy.

Jack

The king has returned.

I'm back, baby.

Look at you.

You been working out

A little bit.

- Jesus.
- All for you. You like that

I hear you hired a maid.

Yeah.
You can tell, right

A little bit.

God,
that thing is flatter than my ex.

Ouch.

So how come you only see me when you
need something, Jack

You know I call when I can.

Jack, you're so charming.

If I didn't just blow my wad
on the finest midget porn

that the Internet has to offer,
I'd be swooning.

- Yeah.
- Seriously. I know, right

Well, before we get
all hot and bothered, my man,

I need to ask you
for a little favor.

Here we go.

The MLS.

Seriously

Yeah.
Not again, dude.

I need you to wipe out
a listing for me.

You fricking
real estate agents,

always try sneaking in
the back door, don't you

Come on, baby.
Show me some love.

All right, man.

All right.

I'll do it, but I'm going to need to
double-check the cheese this time.

Some fuck face decided to pay me
in Monopoly bills the other day.

Yeah.

Jeez, feels genuine to me.

That's 'cause you don't
know any better.

But I'm ready to make
some magic happen.

So what do you say

Are you ready
to get this party started

Absolutely.

Like rock stars, baby.

Janey.

Jack.

What

We have a problem.

Okay, I'm coming.

Everyone's going crazy.

They're in your office, Jack.

And Chen's coming
from Shanghai.

It's not true, is it

Ron, why...

You got something to tell me

What are we talking about, Ron

We're talking about
how the chump's wire transfer

ended up in your bank account.

Now, we both know that the Chen deal
was coming in today.

The money did come in.

It just didn't come
to my doorstep.

Is this some sort of a joke

Does it look like I'm smiling

The funds were being sent
right here, Ron.

Look, let me just make
a few phone calls,

and I'll clear this right up,
all right

I got you, boy
And now you're in my grid

Look what you done
And don't give me lip

Chen's here.

I got your money
I know I got your card

Your money is safe, sir.
I can assure you that.

Mr. Chen is positive
his assistant sent funds as directed.

Where is
Mr. Chen's money

Simple misunderstanding.

Somebody must have sent it
to the wrong account...

Gentlemen, gentlemen,

this is just one simple
miscommunication.

We did no wrong.
The deal is off.

We want our money back,

or we are taking legal action.

Fellas, fellas, this is one big
miscommunication.

What now, Jack

Ron,

how long
have you known me

Never once have I made
a misstep.

This is just some huge
misunderstanding.

I have no idea
what this is right now.

Well, maybe you have an idea
about what this is.

This document links
Mr. Woodman

to the serendipitous
slum project that's in our portfolio.

This is bullshit, Ron.
This is bullshit.

Don't listen to a word
he's saying, Ron.

Jack snuck in.

And he bought
the property for himself.

- Ron, he is manipulating you.
- Do you know what

- fiduciary responsibility is, Jack
- He is manipulating you.

This is fabricated information.

You used inside company info

to cheat us out of
a property that I found.

What were you going to do
Flip it

Pocket all that cash

Perhaps put it towards
that little hotel pipe dream

You see, Dad

He's been working
for himself all along,

- just like I told you.
- Ron, look at me.

Ron, under our contract,
I'm allowed to do my own deals.

Security, have Mr. Woodman's
desk cleared

and please escort him out.

I treated you like a son.

I gave you permission
to screw everybody.

Everybody but me.

I always wanted
a room with a view.

You clever little rat.

You got my bank details,

forwarded Chen's cash there.

Dangling the little
slum building yesterday.

Your presentation.

You set me up.

All I did was bait the trap.

You didn't have to
grab the cheese.

You a hustler You a hustler

Trying to rise to the top
But you a bust

Stealing from the goldmine
as if you're King Tut

And making shady deals
But got caught by a Ghostbuster

You a hustler You a hustler

Trying to rise to the top
But you a bust

Stealing from the goldmine
as if you're King Tut

And making shady deals
But got caught by a Ghostbuster

What's up, man
How you been

All right, good to see you.

Wood

Why are the lights off
It's the middle of the day.

What is it, Billy

We got to look at the radiator

and make sure there's still
hot water running through it.

Tomorrow, man.
We'll do that tomorrow.

I already collected
most of the rent checks,

except 403.

They won't open up.

403 isn't paying rent

You know that the only reason

that I let you and your grandma

stay here for half-price...

You're supposed to take care
of the dirty work for me.

Remember

Yeah.

You only come to me
with the big stuff.

I will. Everyone's...

- Man
- Hey, turn that off.

God.

Come on, man

Wait, 403 isn't the one with...

Yeah. That's the one.

Maybe they're not home.

This is Mr. Cabron.

I'm sorry to interrupt
whatever's going on here.

But I just wanted to remind you

that today
is a very special day,

because it's the first.

Everyone knows
that the first is...

Rent day.

I can take it in installments,

if that works better for you.

Open up

You're late
on last month's rent.

It's real simple.

If nobody pays rent,

the banks come in,

check on all the tenants.

And then your ass
goes back to the slammer, homey.

Comprende

Yeah, don't move, all right

And don't be calling me
homey, either, ese.

That's a privilege.

Where'd you learn that word

Tell you what.

That's to cover a little bit
of the rent for now.

But check this out.

Any of the people here
in this apartment complex

give you a problem,
come see me.

Me and the homeys,
we'll take care of it, all right

Just consider me, security.

Cool You guys have
a nice day.

Yo, that was sick, Wood.

Hope you're taking notes, kid.

So are you coming
to dinner tonight

- No, man. I don't want...
- Come on, man.

Granny's making her special.

Grandma.

Not yet.
First we have to say grace.

Why don't you do us
the honor, Wood

I haven't said grace
in a long time, Billy.

I did it
the last time.

All right, let's do it.

Dear Lord,

please bless this
egg and cheese sandwich.

And the hash brown, of course.

We can't forget the coleslaw.

And thank you
for good company this evening.

Amen.

Amen.

Sad news from
the real estate market.

Real Estate Global's
longtime CEO, Ron Glass,

suffered a heart attack
and passed away.

Glass is survived
by his ex-wife,

and only son, Aaron,

who made this statement today.

My father's legacy
will live on.

I'll make sure that REG
doesn't miss a beat.

And, that's the way
Dad always wanted it.

ANCHOR This isn't the
first piece of headline news

to come out of REG.

Just last year, ex-super-agent,
Jack Woodman

was fired after
being caught up in a scandal.

He avoided prison time,

only to be taken
to the cleaner in a civil suit

with his former company,
that...

Hey

Come on

All right, all right,
I'll fix the pipes already.

Next week.

You better.

Billy, wait here.

- But I thought I was gonna...
- Stay.

Mr. Woodman

Who's asking

Yeah, we're from
the bank's corporate office.

Bankers.
I know who you guys are.

That's a lien.

We want our money, Woodman.

Have a nice day.

Don't make us come back.

Who are those guys

Self-serving pricks.

What's a line, Wood

It's pronounced lien.

Watch the fort.

I got to take care
of something.

Where were you
when I was in school Jesus...

Tommy boy.

Fuck off, Jack.

Still banging with those midgets

You look like shit.

It's good to see you, too,
buddy. I missed you.

I've heard some stories, man.

You're blacklisted, bro.

I've actually just been
on vacation.

Where at Afghanistan

Look, Tommy boy, as much as
I love catching up,

I...

I actually stopped by
to ask you for a little something.

What now, man

Hot watch properties.

I know you got some.

Decent equity.
Small mortgage.

Some value left in them.

You know, I can
still work that angle,

even with
the old license rev...

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.

Look, we both know that half the
shit I do is illegal, okay, man

The law doesn't scare me
as much as the fucking REG, man.

Aaron would kill me, bro.

He would never find out.

Bullshit.

If this is about money,

you know I'm good for it.

Remember
Remember

I remember, Jack.

Throw me a bone.

Anything

Whatever you got.

Just...

I get it. I get it.

Fucking damn it.

Jack.

Payman. Buddy.

Remember me It's Jack.

Hello

Yeah, Scott, Scott, Scott.
How's Emily

How'd you get my number

Yeah, you guys still
looking around

- You're kidding, right
- You're not.

You ever find that house

Yeah, we bought two, asshole.

You did

Yeah.

Fantastic.

Fuck you.

Yeah, hello.
This is Jack Woodman.

I actually got word
that you have a property

that you're possibly
interested in liquidating.

And it's your lucky day,

because if anybody knows how
to flip a property in this town...

it's Jack Woodman.

I'll hold. That's right.

The Jack Woodman. Thank you.

Hey, check this one out, Wood.

You like fast cars

Beats the bus.

My dad used to tell me,

you want to
get somewhere in life,

you got to have
the right wheels.

Where is he now

Sorry.
Shouldn't have asked.

My granny said
he went on a trip.

I waited for him to come back.

And

I guess he got
a one-way ticket.

Anyway, Granny's all I got.

What about your folks

Well, believe it or not,
I grew up in a place

not too different than this.

Really

Well, not this shitty.

But, you get the point.

Mom died when I was four.

So it was just Dad and me.

He was the work late,
drink later type.

You know, yell, hit, pass out.

Think Homer Simpson
without the comedy.

What happened to him

So he's in the hospital
with liver failure

by the time I get my GED.

So I get the damn
diploma finally,

and I say, Yes, I did it
Fricking ecstatic.

So I go over to the hospital.

I say, Look, Dad.
Look what I did.

I'm a man now.

And you know what
he says to me

What

Take that
and wipe your ass with it.

Only two things count
in this world,

cash and cojones.

And that was the last thing
he ever said to me before he died.

Imagine how cool the dude
who drives this baby feels.

I know the feeling.

Trust me, I do.

Hey, Wood.
Where do you like it better

Here, or where
you used to live

Do you have to ask

I know this ain't
Beverly Hills,

but to me, it's home.

All right, kid.
It's bedtime.

Hey, Billy.

Thanks for stopping by.

Good night, Woodman.

- Jack.
- What is it, Billy

It's Mrs. Kinda.
Her place is flooding.

Just tell Mrs. Kinda
I'll be around friggin' later, man.

Come on, man.
She needs you now.

I'll go get some towels.

And some air freshener.

Do you want to give it a try

It's going down

It's going down the toilet
Good job

Good job That's it

That's it

Jack.

Billy, put those towels
on the ground,

spray some frigging
air freshener in here.

Someone's in your office.

Who is it

It's a she.

It doesn't look like
she's from around these parts.

Okay, spray some
air freshener on me.

Come on, a little more.

Can I help you

Mr. Woodman.

You must be lost.

Beverly Hills is west of here.

Are any of these chairs
safe to sit in

Where are my manners

So, Mrs...

Hunter.

Mrs. Hunter.

But you can call me Lana.

Something tells me
you're not here for a unit.

So you're the landlord.

Something like that.

One day you're king
of the world,

and the next,
you're in the gutter.

Excuse me,
who'd you say you were

Tragic...

To have tasted the good life
and now be in this position.

How in the hell would you know

anything about
what I've tasted

Jack Woodman,
recruited by REG at 23.

No college, no family,
no connections.

Just a natural salesman.

Then you got greedy.

You had to be
a real estate developer.

Engrave your name in lights.

Pride comes before the fall.

Listen, you clearly think
you can just march in here

with your little Hugo outfit,
your Prada shoes,

your exposed cleavage
and just walk all over me.

I don't think so.

Now...

Who are you,

and what the hell
are you doing here

We received your phone call.

And now I'm here with an offer.

Who's we

My husband is Frank Hunter.

We have a Malibu villa
for sale.

It's got everything
your average billionaire

could ever ask for.

Infinity pool, wine cellar,

helipad, spa, gym,

3D televisions,

even a pizza oven.

It's a $20 million home,

and we're ready
to let it go for 12.

We need somebody who has
connections to big bucks,

can get the job done fast,

and keep his mouth shut.

When I made those phone calls,
I was looking for a job

where I could go
completely unnoticed.

We can work around
your situation.

You'll be generously rewarded.

Too high risk, lady.

You sell this place today

or you'll be left with nothing.

After you pay off your debts,

not to mention the banks.

You need this commission.

I need it like I need
a finger up my ass.

Is that an invitation

They said you would never give
or take no for an answer.

Pity I couldn't have met
the man you used to be.

He was an asshole.

Then nothing's changed.

What was that about

Nothing. Just helping her find her
way back to some high-end spa.

What was she doing hanging around
with the garbage over here

There's garbage
over there, too, kid.

Yeah, but that garbage
can pay the bills.

Yeah,

Mrs. Kinda's toilet
needs another plunge.

Shit everywhere.

Billy.

What

I need you to get my suit
dry-cleaned.

Yeah, it's Mr. Woodman here
for Mr. Hunter.

He's expecting you.

Sir, Mr. Woodman
is here.

Jason, you can go.

The infamous
Mr. Woodman

Strong like bull.

Infamous Jack will do.

So, I assume that you know why
we're meeting here today.

Yeah, your wife filled me in.

And what do you think

To be honest, I've been out of
the game for a little while.

No, about my wife.

What do you think
about my wife

She's a stunning woman,
isn't she

L.A. is full of them.

Well, I hear you've fallen
on hard times.

We all have a little
dirt on us.

What kind of stains you got

Oil.

You know, you and I
are not that different.

When you were selling
real estate up on Mulholland,

I was building pipeline
to the future.

12,000 miles of steel,
from the Black Sea to the Med.

Turned water into wine,
dirt into gold.

That was then.

Now I'm just a man looking
to make one last deal.

Can you turn this into gold

Like I told your wife,
they took my license away.

You're not going
to need a license.

George Cinque.

King and emperor.

It's now your new identity.

You're an international
realtor working privately

and exclusively for me.

Get in the market and sell
this property discreetly

to private individuals
who have the correct means,

cash.

You close this deal
in 30 days, I give you 10%.

That works out
to $1.2 million.

Cash deals are tough.

I'm going to need 15.

You live up to your reputation.

In order for this
to work, Mr. Hunter,

we're going to have to
approach this as a pocket listing.

Go on.

A pocket listing
is every realtor's dream.

It's the Houdini
of all real estate deals.

It's where only the buyer,
the seller and the agent

know the deal ever
even happened.

We'll hit big-time players,

sell, collect,

divide accordingly, walk away.

It's there, and then it's gone.

Pocket listing.

Get yourself
some proper clothes.

You're going to need
to look and act the part...

Mr. Cinque.

I knew you couldn't resist.

Too hot to turn down.

Are we still talking
about the house

I'll show you out.

Who are you, and what have you
done with Wood

This is what I used
to look like.

I looked up the word lien.

And

Looks like you're screwed.

Which is why I'm going
to be hanging out

in the hot spots for a while
till I close a deal

and get us out of this jam.

Who's gonna watch the place

That's where you come in,
my friend.

I'm going to need someone
to run things

around here in my absence.

Think you're up for it

Cut a few bucks
off of Granny's rent

You drive a tough bargain.

I had a good teacher.

That you did.

Fair enough.

See you soon, kid.

You're not going to forget
about this place, are you

Buddy, I've been trying
to forget about this place

since I first moved here.

But so far it hasn't worked.

Hey, Walter,
you want to get your dick wet,

- look at these two sluts.
- REG. How may I direct your call

- Janey.
- Jack

Pow. Pow.

Christmas bonus, bitches.

What are you doing
calling me here

Good news.

Pack those bags. I got
a little surprise for you.

I am so sorry, Jack.

Let's not talk about all...

No, I am so stupid.

I tried telling Ron I found out Aaron
went into my computer

the night before the Chen deal...

But they advised me to drop it.

And then Ron got sick
and Aaron took over.

I was due for a promotion.

And

Still getting coffee.

So Aaron is top dog now

He brought UTB
into company stock.

They're sweeping everything
from Venice to Valencia.

He's a monster.

How would you like to sneak
under the snake's door

Just wanted to remind you
of your 3:00 meeting.

Well, thanks for making
yourself useful.

What are you talking about

I'm working on something new.

Janey, what's up

Fingers crossed.

Nice swing.

I heard about your little
tete-a-tete with Lana.

Just small talk
at its smallest, Mr. Hunter.

With age comes wisdom.

You're very slick,

but you got a long road
ahead of you.

I sent my wife to lure you in,

because I knew that you,
like me,

would succumb to temptation.

We both lust
for the finer things.

But let's get
one thing straight.

You talk when
I tell you to talk.

Well, what do you think

I got you the helipad.

Mr. Woodman,
you're a man of your word.

I'll have my people
get back to you.

Thank you very much.
Appreciate your time.

What do you think

It's nice, but too small.

I think we can cut a deal here.

Let me show you
the wine cellar.

How was the first day

We need to make
some changes around here.

Like what

This needs to be a pristine,
celestial setting, Mr. Hunter.

I don't want any of your people
roaming around.

Especially that Jason weasel.

His presence attracts.

And if you want to use him
as your little spy,

then let's get
one thing straight.

I'm here for business.

Otherwise,
just sell it yourself.

I used to have
Doberman Pinschers.

But they couldn't stop
clawing each other.

So I put one of them down.

Do you know what I did
to the other one

I had him neutered.

Keep working.

- I am not your toy, Frank
- Shut up.

How dare you hit me.

You shut up
and do what I say.

You do as you're told, woman.

Don't worry.

This won't smudge your mascara.

I'm biding my time.

Aren't we all

You're a very seductive man,

aren't you, Mr. Woodman

Seduction is the art
of selling something

the other party isn't even
sure they want.

No.

Seduction is manipulation

disguised as romance.

You'd better get that.

- Janey...
- Good news, Jack.

I've got a whale lined up
for tomorrow.

Perfect.

New client

A few scheduled second visits.

It's been a long day.

You should go home.

Thank you for all
your help today.

Believe it or not,
this isn't the first time

it's happened on a job.

They warn you about situations like
this in the real estate manual.

Your hotel room, tonight.

I'll show you what they don't
teach you in the manual.

I want you

I need you

I want you to notice me

I love you

What the fuck, man

Little suit guy,
you want some more

No more. No money.

No money. No money.
No money.

No money.

We need to talk.

I am Victor, and this is Oleg.

Cinque.

Cinque. You French

Why not.

We are interested in your
relationship with Mr. Hunter.

Mr. Hunter

I'm his realtor.

What is realtor

I'm selling his beach house.

So that's why you've been hanging
out there so much

You guys are quick

How long till it's sold

Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe never.

What's it to you

Hunter is an old friend
of ours,

but he seems to have
forgotten about us.

Aw, heartbreaking.

In any case, Hunter owes us.

You got one day
to sell the house.

One day
Listen, my friend,

over here, houses don't sell
in one day.

Fine. Seven days
sounds fair.

What do you think, Oleg

Don't tell Hunter nothing

Sell fast, wise-ass.

My turn to play nurse.

I see you've met my husband's former
business acquaintances.

Who were those guys

Old partners of Frank's.

From another lifetime.

And in that lifetime,

did he maybe
owe them something

There's a reason
why Frank wanted you.

You don't exist.

How flattering.

He knew that nobody
could track the deal,

and he could make a clean getaway.

From what

Every cheap hoodlum
in Eastern Europe.

Frank stole from his clients,

from his Mafia partners
and everyone in between.

Now the people he screwed over are
looking to screw him.

The house is all we have left.

Man.

Of all the slum joints
in all the world,

you had to walk into mine.

I quit.
Find a new patsy.

- Really
- Yeah.

And what are you going to do

Go back to your stupid
little life

in that crusty hellhole

Believe it or not,
the ghetto's starting to look

pretty fucking good right now.

You'll never get another shot
in this town again.

You can't even sell a house
under your real name.

Come on, Janey.
Where are you

Come on.

Quit pacing.

It doesn't suit you.

I got some good news.

A potential prospect
is coming in today.

Who is it

Sworn to secrecy.

I hope you're making
the right moves.

I know this game,
Mr. Hunter.

Well, one wrong move

could be deadly.

Could be him right now.

Welcome, welcome.

Well, well.

Woodman lives.

Aren't you going
to invite me in

Nice place,
Woodman.

Or do you
go by Cinque now

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Sure you do.

So my clients say
some Euro trash

is peddling a Malibu estate.

And so I think,

who's leaking my Rolodex

So I do some sniffing around,

and I find a rat in my midst.

A sneaky little coffee girl.

Where is she

She's, on a flight
back to Iowa,

or whatever flyover
Bugtussle town she comes from.

So I hear you're trying
to set up an all-cash deal.

You still think
you got what it takes

You forget
who showed you the way.

Now that I can't deny.

And with the right suit
and the right property,

you can close.

So I'm going to let you.

Trying to make amends

Jack,

still holding on
to old grudges

How is it my fault
that you got sloppy

Sloppy

Yes.

Hell, yes.

You had dumb Jane handle
all the financial transfers.

If you're going
to break the rules,

you always do it alone.

No witnesses.

You taught me that.

You're right.

I was a hell of a guy.

So since we're rekindling
this spark,

how about I throw you a bone
after this deal is done.

What deal

The deal you're going

to close for me
with this house.

Even though you're operating
under an alias,

I still know who you are, Jack.

All of your old friends
at REG also remember you.

We have a laugh at
your expense every so often.

By the way, how'd you like those
suits I sent by the other day

And only you, Jack,

would leave a little hood rat,
crack baby in charge.

Let's keep this
between us, shall we

Yes.

Let's. You wrap the deal.

I take the credit,
plus the lion's share.

And once the money is split up
between me and the owner,

I'll throw you a little piece for
old time's sake.

Let me digest that.

Well, it's either that
or I call the DA

and I report your little Janey
for corporate espionage.

Grand theft.

You've outdone yourself, Aaron.

These damn pocket listings,

Just keep getting you
in trouble every time.

I was sorry to hear
about your father.

He was a good man.

I doubt he's looking down
on you and smiling.

Jack.

My dad wanted to play hero.

But me, I'm a realist.

I know who you are.

Yeah

Who's that

You're a nobody.

Bottom-feeder.

You came from nothing,

and you will wind up
with nothing.

All you can do
is make people believe

you're someone you're not.

So I'm going to let you
do that.

And then I'm going
to send you back

to that filthy slum rat hole

where you belong.

Just like old times.

I'm thrilled to be
working together again.

Is that
the new client

Yup.

What'd he say

He said he'd think about it.

I may not be a bullshit broker,

but I know a few things
about business.

Back where I make deals,

when things go sour,
they get ugly in a hurry.

I'm talking about fingernails
getting pulled out.

Needles in your eyes.

Your nut sack in a grinder.

I don't want that.

Do you

You should run.

I got people depending on me to put
a roof over their heads.

So, not so bad after all

Good, bad,
don't make a difference.

I don't deliver,
we're both screwed.

He has money.

What

Frank. He has cash.

Enough to solve both
our problems immediately.

He keeps it locked in a safe

and nobody knows
the combination

except...

I want you

I need you

I want you to notice me

I love you

I feel you

I want you to ravish me

Have you ever been to Marbella

Barcelona, yes.
Marbella, no.

I was there years ago.

Crystal-clear blue ocean,

untouched white beaches.

I always said that I would
go back there one day,

put my old life behind me.

Really

Where do Frank
and his business partners

fit into this whole mess

I gave up everything
to marry Frank.

My life, my career.

Turned your back on modeling

Petroleum engineering.

I was Frank's partner.

Before we knew it,
the crash happened

and we lost hundreds of millions
in less than 24 hours.

That must have been
a lousy day.

So, you see,
we're not that different.

We both know what it's like
to have everything

and lose it all in an instant.

This is our chance.

Our chance at what

Grand larceny

Safe cracking

Getting our lives back.

We could go fifty-fifty.

Partners in crime.

Maybe in love.

How much does he have
in the vault

More than enough.

I'll slip some sleeping pills
in his drink

before you come over.

Lana

We'll do it tomorrow.

I thought we could have
dinner together tonight,

talk about tomorrow.

What's tomorrow

I mean beyond tomorrow,
when the house sells.

Sure, whatever you'd like.

Are you sure he's asleep

Jesus, Jesus

You think you're smart

Stupid

Now you're just another body

that I have to bury in the vineyard.

What do you think that'll do
for the price of the place

How much did you put
in his drink

Not enough, apparently.
Prick.

You said you were just
going to knock him out.

Did you poison him

Don't be so naive.

We are so fucked

He was going to kill us both.

All we have to do
is clean this up.

Just say he went on a business trip
and never returned.

Really
And how do we do that

Do I throw him over a cliff

Bury him in the desert

He always wanted
to be cremated.

Doesn't look like it's working.

If it doesn't work, bury him.

Wipe that look off your face.

Did you really think
he was going to let you live

You were a dead man as soon as
that job was done.

How much does he have

Not as much as I'd hoped

but enough to get us going.

We can leave
tomorrow afternoon.

This money won't solve
any problems.

It won't even last you
six months.

You run from the mob,
you're running forever.

What do you suggest

From now on,
you stay at the motel.

Why

Because this house
is going off the market.

It's a good buy.
Think about it.

I'll slice a few bucks off
for you.

My pleasure.

All right.

Thank you.

Let me get that for you.

You can't be here.

You don't write,
you don't call.

Well, the good news is,
we're nearing escrow, comrades.

Tired of waiting for return
on investment.

We're going to collect
half up front.

Half what

That's between us
and the old man.

What time he going to be home

Tough luck.
He just went out of town.

Out of town

Yeah.

Why, where, and when for

I'm his realtor,

not his travel agent.

First principle of finance,
real estate douche bag...

Time value of money.

Now, when's Hunter coming back

Maybe two, three days.

The second he is back,
you call us.

We come over
for an unexpected visit,

everyone goes home happy.

Well, not everyone.

Get the gist

Oleg, we're going to be late
for that surfing lesson.

Let's go look
at some big boobs, man.

Fuck. Who's that

Cinque.

I'm going to call you
Mr. Stink instead of Mr. Cinque.

More fitting.

You find our buyer

Not exactly.

You know, I actually thought
you could make a comeback.

I guess I didn't
let you try

In any case, I got a sheik.

A sheik

Yeah, some big-money Arab
looking for a beach house.

Going to bring him by tomorrow,
take over the deal.

If I were you I'd...
I'd pack up

and head back to South Central.

You didn't let me
finish my sentence.

I closed the deal yesterday.

It's done.

Big-time player,
very hush-hush.

Is he a local

You'll know tomorrow.

Be at the house by noon,

if you want a piece
of the action, that is.

Wait, if I want
a piece of the action

This is my deal, fuck face.

Then come and close it,
big boy.

Becoming a man of God,
are we, Billy

I was sending
a message to Granny.

When

Monday.

Well, I'm sorry
I wasn't here for you, kid,

but you should be awfully
proud of yourself.

Your grandma lived a long
and healthy life,

and you took
good care of her, buddy.

Yeah.
At least she went

before we got thrown out
into the streets.

Look, Billy,
worst-case scenario,

you wind up in public housing
for a couple of months, okay

I promise you
I'm giving it my...

No, you're not

You don't care about
me or anyone else in this building.

You're still the same
self-serving prick you were

the day you bought this place.

All you're trying to do
is save your own ass.

You little shit.

You're lucky that was cold.

Of course it was cold.

It's been sitting there
for a month.

And unlike you, I don't
intentionally hurt people.

Don't you talk to me
about hurt.

This building
destroyed my life.

I curse the day I laid eyes

on this godforsaken flea hole.

Sorry, Billy, but this place
is a sinking ship.

I'm not going down with it.

I thought our friendship
meant something.

I guess I was wrong.

You're no different
than my dad, or yours.

It's set up.

Whatever happens...

I'm glad I came
looking for you.

Didn't I tell you not to play
Dirty Harry with this

Yo, G, gonna get this fool.

You're early.

I taught you well.

Where's my buyer

Stuck in traffic.
PCH is a bitch.

Make yourself at home.

Introduce me as a property rep.

This way it'll be clear
that you're an assistant,

and that I gave you permission
to act on my behalf.

Did you hear me...

Jackoff

What the hell are you doing

On hot days like today,

it's always advisable

to remove any
sweat-inducing clothes.

This way when the client
does show up,

you'll be cool as a cucumber.

Go on.

No, I don't think
you're in any position

to be giving instructions.

Did you hear what I said
regarding the buyer

I did.

But we've just got
one last piece

of unfinished business.

What's that

Jesus, Jack.

Just a few more trade secrets
I want to share with you, Aaron.

God, you hit
like a little girl.

Rule number one,

never get the kitchen floor
bloody before a showing.

You're a dead man.

Rule number two...

Never, ever kill
your connection to the buyer

with a kitchen knife.

You're right.

I'm going to use these.

What's the matter, Woodman
No more pointers

Rule number three...

Sellers fight fair,
closers fight to win.

God

Hey, hey. Relax, relax.

Wait for Cinque's call.

God

Woodman

I hope we studied
the floor plan.

I'm in the master.

Payback time.

You bastard

I'm coming for you.

Woodman, I'm gonna find you,
you piece of shit.

I hope you're saying
your prayers,

'cause I'm gonna fucking
tear you apart

Where are you, freak

Right here.

Woodman

You son of a bitch

Woodman

Woodman, you cocksucker

You open this door right now

Well...

Aaron Glass, property rep.

I'm sure Cinque has
told you about me.

We work very closely together.

You ready to wrap this deal up

You mean this deal

Hey, guys, wait.
Who the...

Who the fuck are you

Where's Hunter

Where the fuck is Woodman

Cinque
The fucking fraud

Who the hell Woodman

All right, let's do this.

Son of a bitch.

Woodman, I'm coming for you

Woodman

Aren't you boys
on the wrong side of town

I know, I know.

Smoking isn't recommended
on the job.

But fuck them if you can't take
a moment to enjoy the show.

Excuse me, gentlemen, you're
obviously in the music industry.

You're looking for a new pad

Leave me alone
Get... Get off me

It's Woodman you want

Take my car
I'm just a realtor

I've got drugs.
I've got drugs. Just get...

Get him down to the floor.

I hope you kept the phone.

I presume this is the contact
you were mentioning earlier

Thought so.

One moment, please.

Woodman Woodman

Yeah, this is the property rep

for the Malibu beach estate

which Mr. Aaron Glass
was talking to you about earlier.

Yeah, unfortunately
Mr. Glass

is on an indefinite
leave of absence.

I'm taking over.

Why, yes.
An hour sounds fine.

No problem at all.
Looking forward to it.

Final tip, want to destroy
a competitor,

make sure he never
comes back to bury you.

You're gonna pay
for this, Woodman. You hear

Woodman

In order to sell houses,

you have to make your clients
feel immediately at home.

It's what their senses
tell them.

How it looks...
How it smells.

If they can really see
themselves in this new life.

You see,
I don't just sell houses.

I deal dreams.

Allow me.
Why, thank you.

So what do we think

Yalla it is.

Hello, my name
is Mr. Hunter.

- Hello, sir.
- Pleasure.

This is my home.
My home is your home.

Shall we take a look around

What's up, my man
How you doing

Not too bad. I just thought
I'd stop by and say hello.

I like that.

It's a pleasure doing
business with you, man.

Consider this your permanent
residence, my friends.

Free of charge.

Well, it's home sweet home,
you know what I mean

Thanks, man.

Hey, you know what, man

Why don't you stick around
You want a beer or something

No, I've got some other
business to tend to...

But I do have
one final request.

What's that

Watch Billy's back for me,
would you

Yeah, sure thing.

Enjoy.

Wood.

Good to see you back here.

It's Wood now,
not self-serving prick

Truce

So you leaving for good

Seems so.

Who's going to run the place

You are.

That's the deed,

and that's your name on it.

Deed

I can't afford this place.

I'm not selling it to you.

I'm giving it to you.

All paid for.
No lien, no nothing.

It's all yours.

Mrs. Kinda will help you
manage it till you're 18.

By that time, the market
would have changed,

and this little place
will be worth millions.

So it's all mine

You're the boss now, kid.

The one in charge.

It's no good unless
you're around.

We can run the joint together,
like business partners.

I got my own plans now, kid.

But if I ever need
a place to stay...

You got the presidential suite.

Be good

I will.

All right.

Thanks, man.

Well, the Malibu house
is finally gone.

And luckily,
Moussy was on board

to play the part
of Mr. Hunter.

And the sheik was a man
of his word. All cash.

Now that the deal is closed,
I'm out.

That's right.

Marbella is only
a plane ride away.

And who knows
She might even be the one.

Hey, baby.

So I guess you're confused
about who I really am.

Nice guy, scumbag,

killer, victim.

All depends on
who you're asking.

But in real estate,
I'm the one thing that makes it

through good times and bad.

A survivor.

That's right.

A survivor of

extraordinary circumstance.

Nah, just call me Jack.

Jack fucking...

So, what are you
thinking You like

It's spectacular.
Absolutely spectacular.

Can we see the master bedroom

We're supposed to.

Well, where was I

Guess she wasn't the one.

Properties and pretty women,

they can always flip.

Thank God that house boy
didn't aim any higher.

It was a big risk,
but you know what they say.

The only way to win is to play,

and the best way to play
is with OPM.

Other people's money.

Are you coming

I'll be right there, dear.

Preferably counterfeit,

like Tommy boy's funny money,

which I just knew I could put
to good use one of these days.

I doubt Lana and her new buddy
will go far, though.

Fake money,
false passport and a missing husband

Hey, get off her

You do the math.

Speaking of missing people,
an investigation

was launched into
Aaron's disappearance,

and revealed
that he'd been engaged

in tax evasion, extortion

and possession of virtually
every drug in the book.

Don't think he'll be selling any more
million-dollar listings.

Can't say he'll be missed,
though.

Well.

And don't think I forgot
about Janey.

I always had a soft spot
for her.

My, God. Jack.

Any questions

I think I'll take it.

Great, I'll prepare the forms.

What are your plans
in Marbella

My business partner and I
are exploring new options.

Looking good, Billy.

Thanks, Wood

Well, Mr. Woodman.

Would you like to have
a drink with me

to explore some
possibilities regarding payment

Maybe...

Keeping some details

just between us.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

Woodman.

Woodman...

You're going
to fucking pay, Woodman.

You're going to pay.
Yeah. Woodman...