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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,757 Our father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name... 2 00:01:55,240 --> 00:02:02,157 THE FAMILY FRIEND 3 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:22,479 Cheapskate, Saverio. Cheapskate! 4 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,160 Im not letting my niece come off as a cheapskate. 5 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,794 You already refused my sister a honeymoon. 6 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,478 You want to see your daughter unappy, too? 7 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:34,116 His family paid for the house, furniture, honeymoon, photographer, 8 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,800 video, the rings and the cake. 9 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:41,391 You get the reception, wedding favours and the dress. Got that? 10 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:46,958 This is Michelinis quote. Its the cheapest one. 11 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,270 Seafood starter, the chefs special linguine... 12 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,439 - With scampi. - Or penne alla vodka. 13 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,431 The second course is fried calamari and shrimp... 14 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,950 - All fresh! No frozen shit. - Fresh. 15 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:09,549 Salad, eggplant marinara and coffee. 16 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,353 All for 15 euros. 17 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,148 Thats still expensive. Theres no cheaper option? 18 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:22,319 Sure! Spaghetti bolognaise at your house! 19 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,079 How much do you want to spend? 20 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,910 There are 200 guests, times 15 euros... 21 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:33,033 Thats 3,000 euros, plus wine, wedding favours and the dress. 22 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,635 I cant afford it. 23 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,558 Come and change my bedpan! 24 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,991 Get a maid! 25 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,830 Change the bedpan, it stinks! 26 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,795 Number one or number two? 27 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,879 Two! 28 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,152 Sweetheart! 29 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,795 Ive only got a few minutes, its Armando and Rinas wedding. 30 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,512 Im a bridesmaid, of course. 31 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,959 Have a seat! 32 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,752 - I want your picture up here, too. - Lets hope this is it. 33 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,758 If I fix you up, Ill change jobs. 34 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,668 - Why? - Itd be like winning a Nobel Prize! 35 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,270 Thered be no challenge left. 36 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:02,193 Okay, Belana is from Romania. 37 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,277 From Bucharest, the capital. You get my point? 38 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,633 She just came to Italy, shes 22. 39 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:15,469 Shes a widow and I totally recommend her. 40 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:20,993 Shes sweet, a good girl. Docile and helpful. 41 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:26,717 Go for a walk, get to know each other, show her the house, 42 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:32,557 take her out for a pizza, maybe even a film, then escort her home. 43 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,919 Shes staying with two girlfriends, theyre cleaners. 44 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,913 Then sleep on it and decide in the morning. 45 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,869 - What do you think? - She doesnt speak Italian. 46 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:51,230 You know my tool of seduction is my charming manner of speech. 47 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,836 Your tool of seduction, Geremia, 48 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:01,590 is called hope, and if youre religious, prayer! 49 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,354 What does she want? 50 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,789 She wants to know what you did to your arm. 51 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:21,229 My arm? Nothing... 52 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,993 Nothing serious. 53 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,429 Nothing serious. 54 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:12,553 My house. Mother sleeps there, 55 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,033 and thats the kitchen. 56 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,756 Theres a bathroom, too. The barometer doesnt work. 57 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,194 The floor is new. 58 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,029 Gigi. 59 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:35,593 A potato headband, an old-fashioned remedy for headaches. 60 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:41,959 My father. He left Mother when I was 9 and I never saw him again. 61 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,116 He started a new life in Rome. 62 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:51,233 Mother says hes phenomenal at his job. Were both in the same line of work. 63 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,514 He sent me this picture a few years ago. 64 00:12:55,920 --> 00:13:01,517 On the back he wrote, Darwins theory in fast-forward, these are your brothers. 65 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:06,799 I dont exist for him. And he doesnt exist for me. 66 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,070 Thats how we get along. 67 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:18,748 Mother says she wont give up the big bed. 68 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,595 So... 69 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:28,278 I was thinking, if we get rid of the shoe closet 70 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:35,080 we can put a folding bed next to me, 71 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,469 for you. 72 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:46,352 Anyway, this is home. 73 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,315 Do you like it? 74 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,678 - Water. - Of course. 75 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,759 Dear heart, I must be frank, even if its against my own interests. 76 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,394 Youre a beauty, you dont need anything. 77 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,557 I need cocktails and Saturday nights out with young people. 78 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:59,117 Saturday nights no longer belong to us, they belong to the smooth of skin. 79 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,629 And love? 80 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,148 We all have the right to love. 81 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,989 Love is no longer a cure, now everyones at it. 82 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,439 - Will you help me? - Are you sure? 83 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,950 - Absolutely. - I dont understand you, dear heart. 84 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,197 Someone like me would marry you just as you are. 85 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:20,155 Someone like you, exactly. So will you help me? 86 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,114 In 7 days, Geremia Heart-of-Gold will give you his answer. 87 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:29,030 - On the 8th Ill go to the Pirate. - Why would you do such a thing? 88 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,830 Youre a good person, hes a bad person. 89 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,474 - I cant waste any more time. - I know. 90 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,957 Not only dont you want to waste it, you want to change it! 91 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,038 Has little Mattias fever passed? 92 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,754 - No, its still 39.5. - Ill send Coppola over. 93 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,838 - Best doctor in town. - Dont go out of your way. 94 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,155 What are friends for? 95 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:03,115 And he owes me a favour. Two, actually. What should I do with you? 96 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,312 You have old-fashioned decency. Youre making me uneasy. 97 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,158 Put the beast on the sofa. 98 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,032 We wanted to thank you, sir. 99 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,197 Dont call me sir, Im just a simple artisan. 100 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,470 - Forever your servants. - Servants no longer exist! 101 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,194 Democracy has swept away good habits. 102 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,470 - Democracys great... - Lets say, 103 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,989 the problem with democracy is that anyone can vote. 104 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,270 I read that in Reader's Digest. 105 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,356 - Hows the baby coming along? - Shes fine, thanks. 106 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,914 I have a genuine passion for that little girl. 107 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,953 - We started weaning her. - What a wonderful moment! 108 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,548 Weaning is the first step to the restaurant. 109 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:44,070 And remember one important thing... My last thought will be for you. 110 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:59,438 And my very last one, for you! Dear heart! 111 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:15,239 Theres this Tiziana Senatore in Via Manzoni, 19. 112 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,677 Check her out. 113 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,994 Geremia. 114 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,070 Are we going tonight? 115 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,749 I cant. Mothers filthy. 116 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:02,680 Just this one little sweet. I even have the loyalty card. 117 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,198 You have to spend at least 100 euros. 118 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,475 So theres no discount on this? 119 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,435 Im afraid not. 120 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,639 You have to agree its a bit of a swindle. 121 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:22,469 - You can just have the sweet. - Thats very kind. Thank you. 122 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,714 A nun brought me this. 123 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:53,359 We need to buy a water jug. 124 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,159 She had a backache. 125 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,918 Because of the humidity. 126 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,358 I wonder where she stole it from. 127 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:08,588 - Mother, nuns dont steal. - Everyone steals. 128 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,555 And everyones unappy. 129 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,879 Everyone. 130 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:26,153 I apologise for the seats on behalf of the organisers, 131 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,750 but our sponsor backed out at the last minute. 132 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,359 Too bad for him. 133 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,916 We've reached the highlight of the evening. 134 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,551 The new Miss Agro Pontino is: 135 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,316 Rosalba De Luca! 136 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,719 As promised, a cheque for 500 euros, 137 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:54,119 straight from the hands of the manager of the County Savings Bank! 138 00:20:55,560 --> 00:21:00,509 Your parents wrote on the application form that there's one thing you can do best. 139 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,838 What Rosalba can do best is dance! 140 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,479 He gets involved at every step, he's concerned about you, 141 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,116 he listens to your problems. 142 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,836 If he's in a good mood, he'll turn a blind eye to lateness. 143 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,829 He's like a family friend. 144 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,033 - Is that good or bad? - Both. 145 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:58,630 He's there when you need him, but also when you don't. 146 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,395 But you're recommending him. Is he human? 147 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:06,958 Too human. Short-tempered, stingy, fake, vengeful, talkative... 148 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,718 And extremely hideous. 149 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,109 He smells foul, he sweats profusely. 150 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,069 - What's his name? - Geremia De Geremei. 151 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,670 But everyone calls him Geremia Heart-of-Gold. 152 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,873 He really likes to think he has a kind heart. 153 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,714 How much does he charge? 154 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,515 Double the loan if you pay on time, or else triple. 155 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,190 You pay in instalments based on your income. 156 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,038 What if you lie? 157 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,912 If you think you can screw this guy, youre wrong. 158 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,751 Theyre sharks, and who do you think you are? 159 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,396 He finds out everything about you before the loan. 160 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,999 If you have prostate problems, he knows. 161 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,310 He checks personally? 162 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,397 If you have prostate problems, you have medical bills. 163 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,112 If you have medical bills, you cant pay him. 164 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,878 Youre no longer an investment and he wont lend you money. 165 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,719 And if you dont pay? 166 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:20,116 These are Chiquita bananas. The most expensive sort. 167 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:29,553 If theres one thing I cant stand, its threatening good people like you. 168 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,998 Those hams dont do the trick any more. 6,000 euros overdue, my friends. 169 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,432 Thats irresponsible. 170 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,193 - It was a baptism present. - Baptisms are pointless. 171 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,159 This isnt fair. 172 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,875 I made your dreams come true and thats fair, 173 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,197 but you wake up from dreams and thats fair, too. 174 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,958 Wheres the kitchen? 175 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,754 A mosquito. 176 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,553 This whole area was a swamp before Mussolini. 177 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,511 But the mosquitoes stayed. 178 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,236 Get an insect killer, at least for the baby. 179 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,869 This is very versatile, it makes a lot of dishes, right? 180 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,675 I wanted to get one for Mother, but it costs 900 euros! 181 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,751 Straight to the poorhouse! 182 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,789 - Any other valuables? - No. 183 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,038 Goodbye. 184 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,952 What? 185 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,637 A fuse blew. 186 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:14,633 When human beings are at ease, they tend to put their hands in their pockets. 187 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,799 I read that in Reader's Digest. Psychology section. 188 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:27,229 Hands in pockets indicate nonchalance, 189 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,880 but I see very little sign of nonchalance here. 190 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,068 Youve already found what youre looking for. 191 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,555 Dear heart, 192 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,350 my last thought will be for you. 193 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,148 Why does a 53-year-old man dress like such an idiot? 194 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,551 Country and Western... How can I explain? 195 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,838 Its my whole life. 196 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,038 You have a restricted view on life, dear heart. 197 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,228 That Tiziana Senatore, shes safe. 198 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,675 She gets 500 euros disability. 199 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,158 She fakes it, but she gets the money. 200 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,591 What does her brother do? 201 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,792 He makes go-karts, hes successful. 202 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,397 - The world is full of morons. - What does she want the money for? 203 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,593 She thinks giving my money to a surgeon will freshen her up. 204 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,472 As fresh as a watermelon, she says. 205 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,876 But I told her, I said, Dear heart, watermelons dont exist. 206 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,032 Its an illusion, just water. 207 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,353 What did she say? 208 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,516 Watermelons taste good, water is tasteless. 209 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,959 So I shut up. 210 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,278 Hows your bar doing? 211 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,349 One of these days Ill be able to leave. 212 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,990 Still dreaming about Tennessee. 213 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,993 - Switch places. - All right. 214 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,238 Listen, Geremia. 215 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,190 I have a question to ask you. 216 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:11,271 In your opinion, are we friends? 217 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,197 Its an eventuality I never really thought about. 218 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,839 Sir, can the child have a chocolate? 219 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,231 Chocolate? Whos got chocolate? 220 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,591 Here, go and buy a sweet at the shop. 221 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,198 - What did you do to your arm? - How can I help you? 222 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,357 I have health problems. Soon Ill be dead. 223 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,472 My only hope is to go to Paris for an operation. 224 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,870 - How much do you need? - 9,000. 225 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,593 - What guarantee do you have? - My husbands pension. 226 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:28,909 It isnt much, I can pay 50 euros a month. 227 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,793 Ill die before you finish the repayments. 228 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,432 I could ask that ungrateful son of mine to sell his bonds. 229 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,075 - How much does he have? - 15,000 I think. 230 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,431 - We can persuade him. - You wont hurt him? 231 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,917 Geremia Heart-of-Gold does only good for the needy. 232 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,590 Are you in a lot of pain? 233 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,398 The morphine doesnt work any more. 234 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,995 Im going to do something crazy. Ill give you 9,000 right now. 235 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,590 You probably want to talk money now. 236 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,870 - Its an addiction. - What? 237 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,753 China... Its an addiction. 238 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,314 Someone gives you a statuette and thats it. 239 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,228 An irresistible impulse goes off and you cant stop. 240 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,032 You have them, too? 241 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,754 God, no! The nice ones cost a fortune. 242 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,950 These arent won'th a cent. 243 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,548 Dear heart, hospitality personified! 244 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,718 - So lovely! - Thank you. 245 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,637 - Madam. - Yes? 246 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,716 - You know what? - No. 247 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,069 - My last thought will be for you. - Thank you. 248 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,951 So, Geremia, shall we talk about money? 249 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,514 Youre obsessed, dear heart! 250 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:06,789 This is a social visit. No one makes social visits any more. 251 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,158 A decline of our times. But Im old-fashioned. 252 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:16,991 Rosalba, this is an old friend of the family. His names Geremia. 253 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,714 - My sincere congratulations. - Hello. 254 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,957 She was just in the Miss Agro Pontino contest. 255 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,197 - Dad! - Why didnt you tell me? 256 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,518 An old friend was on the jury, I could have put in a good word. 257 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,473 There was no need, I won. 258 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,353 Congratulations. The competition is brutal. 259 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,710 Have you cashed in the 500 euro prize? 260 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,799 Shes donating it to the charity Emergency. 261 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,113 The emergency is here, my dear. Charity begins at home. 262 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,798 - Dont you agree? - No. 263 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,355 - So are you happy about your wedding? - Very. 264 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,711 And how does one feel at such a special time? 265 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:05,354 - I dont think about feelings very much. - Thats a provocative answer. 266 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,159 - Your daughter is very sharp. - Yes, she is! 267 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,115 Have you considered the possibility of him jilting you? 268 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,032 Thats impossible. 269 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,912 Never confuse the improbable with the impossible. 270 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,439 I have to go. 271 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,788 Goodbye, it was nice to meet you. 272 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,199 Goodbye, Rosalba. Ill be seeing you. 273 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,510 Seventy-six. Nine... Fifty-three. 274 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:58,316 Eighty-six. Forty-nine. Twenty-two. 275 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,514 - Ive been waiting for you. - Me? 276 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,676 My names Tesauro. 277 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,595 - What happened to your arm? - What do you want? 278 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,834 - A loan. - I cant talk about this in public. 279 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,033 - Then lets to go your house. - Here is better. 280 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,873 - Whats it about? - Im buying a title. 281 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,315 - Title bonds? - No, a title of nobility. 282 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,795 A certificate that proves I have noble blood. 283 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,672 For what? 284 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,712 To close a deal with the Vatican. 285 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,840 These credentials are important to them. 286 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,918 - Im not interested, goodbye. - Wait. 287 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,670 - At least hear me out. - I dont trust the Vatican. 288 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,995 - Or God. - You dont? 289 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,392 He didnt trust me or Hed have made me a little more handsome. 290 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,637 So you wont give me a loan? 291 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,275 - Try the Pirate. - No. 292 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,278 Im afraid of him. 293 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,271 But not of you, youre more human. 294 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,432 Youre wrong. 295 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,195 Forty-five. Sixty-six. 296 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,155 Twenty-nine. Thirty-one. Twenty-one. 297 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,632 Thirty-six. Eighteen. 298 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,276 Twenty-eight. Sixty... 299 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,956 Lady... This isnt very nice. 300 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,555 What? 301 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,836 I think Geremia Heart-of-Gold is quite upset by now. 302 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:38,558 Because, as a benefactor, he lent you money for your health care. 303 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,036 Not to squander on gambling. 304 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,035 There's a misunderstanding, it's my own money. 305 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,155 - This is my personal life. - Theres another very big misunderstanding. 306 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:57,839 You no longer have any money, until youve completely settled your debt. 307 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,436 Nor a personal life. 308 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,270 It all belongs to Geremia. 309 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,239 Lets go straight to the sale section. 310 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,669 Will you stop playing with that fucking phone? 311 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,550 - Now this is a wedding favour! - Its beautiful! 312 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,955 - Do you like it? - Sure, its nice. 313 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,074 Its tacky and horrible. 314 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,628 Theres a time to be subjective and a time to be objective 315 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,072 and the horse and carriage is objectively beautiful. 316 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,873 Its objectively sleazy, like you. 317 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,794 Why is this guy picking out my wedding favours? 318 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,556 - Geremia is a friend of the family. - What the fuck does that mean? 319 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,196 I want the silver spoon. Its elegant and practical. 320 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,033 Sorry, its the horse and carriage. 321 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,755 Oh, really? Its the carriage or the wedding. 322 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,155 Youd call off the wedding over this? 323 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,278 No, over whats right. 324 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,030 Your naivety is touching. 325 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,193 But nothing is right in this life. 326 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,275 If I may say so... Well... 327 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,398 The silver spoon is more suitable for a young couple. 328 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,590 Geremia, lets make her happy. 329 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:13,075 We were all young once and weve all made mistakes, so let them make theirs. 330 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,988 I think the carriage is very nice, too, but... 331 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:22,639 The horse and carriage represents excellent value. 332 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,479 Sure, if it was free! 333 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,758 So the spoon wins? 334 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,678 Its even 30 cents cheaper. 335 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,034 You dont understand shit, dear hearts. 336 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,592 That idiot with the broken arms keeping you awake. 337 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,748 Who is he? 338 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,790 - A moneylender. - Thats pathetic, Dad. 339 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,232 Getting into debt over a dinner for strangers, 340 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:12,158 to get me a white dress and fuel your belief that Im a virgin child. 341 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:18,071 Im neither of those things. Its a farce. 342 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,879 You and Mother are terrible. 343 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,833 You think you know everything, but you dont. 344 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,235 I know youre neither a virgin nor a child. 345 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,276 I know the reception dinner will be overcooked pasta and frozen fried foods. 346 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,676 I also know you dont give a crap about a fancy wedding. 347 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,678 - To you, its money down the drain. - Then lets drop it. 348 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,950 Youre doing all this for me, but I dont care. 349 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,196 Its not for you, its for me. 350 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,834 I dont want to be humiliated any more. 351 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,159 Have you ever been humiliated? No. 352 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,913 Do you know why? 353 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,910 Because I ended up taking all the humiliation meant for you. 354 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,035 Mother, remember Amanda? 355 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,192 Good evening. 356 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,513 Slower. 357 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,119 Slower. 358 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,116 Sorry, I felt faint. 359 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,717 Dizziness. 360 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,599 - Want some water and sugar? - No. 361 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,113 Alka-Seltzer. 362 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,717 I have indigestion from eating peppers. 363 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:17,435 I dont have any, the price is exorbitant. 364 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,754 It doesnt matter. 365 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,909 Red peppers are like depleted uranium after 30 years. 366 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:28,915 The truth is Im sick. 367 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,834 The humidity has been ailing me for forty years. 368 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,555 We all stink like invalids. 369 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,559 Were all sick, but were beautiful. 370 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:56,799 At night, in bed, we think we hear the noises of the night. 371 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,999 But they are not the noises of the night. 372 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,029 Theyre the noises of our sickness. 373 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,313 We feel dead and lost. 374 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:14,514 But actually we are angels. Noisy angels. 375 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,149 What the hell are you doing? 376 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,749 Sorry. 377 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,919 So the big days here. 378 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,038 This is for you. 379 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,477 Why did you do this? 380 00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,353 We appreciate your dedication to us. 381 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,632 Im happy when I can help. 382 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:09,030 But I have a big favour to ask you. 383 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,357 And only someone as generous as you can do it. 384 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,029 You know the rules are the same for everyone. 385 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,398 - An extension is... - No, you dont understand. 386 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:26,231 I know youre cross with my daughter because of her choice of wedding favours. 387 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,199 But only you can help her now. 388 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,756 Im willing to forgive. What happened? 389 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:37,351 The shoulder strap on her dress came undone and the wedding is in an hour. 390 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,154 My husband said youre a tailor. 391 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,791 - Needle and thread, straight away! - Thank you. 392 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,638 See you at the church. 393 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:51,152 Where is your daughter located? 394 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,234 - Ill come with you. - Time is a hard master. 395 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,399 Mending a wedding dress is complicated, like surgery. 396 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:08,033 If you come with me, Ill be nervous, make a mistake and ruin the whole day. 397 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,512 - Then Ill go and get ready. - A wise decision, dear heart. 398 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,912 - Thank you. - Youre welcome. 399 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,072 - Youre touching me. - No. 400 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:50,433 - Im touching heaven. - Its not heaven. 401 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:56,232 - Its youth. - Ive never touched heaven before. 402 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:05,314 Do you know the meaning of the word charity? 403 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,997 This has nothing to do with charity, its humiliation. 404 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,479 - And humiliation has a price. - Thats true. 405 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:23,275 100% interest has a new price. 406 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,838 Eighty. 407 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,598 Humiliated and offended. 408 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,312 Look hard, I am heaven. 409 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,918 And the pleasures of heaven must be carefully calculated. 410 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,755 - 50%. - 10. 411 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,155 12%, my dear. 412 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:14,069 - What are you doing here? - I have to talk to you. 413 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,913 What do you want? 414 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,313 Theres a problem with the bingo granny. 415 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:29,552 She has a son, but he got rid of his bonds. 416 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,068 - What do you want to do? - Get rid of her. 417 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,236 - What do you mean? - What I said. 418 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,476 Get rid of her, use the twins. 419 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,995 - I refuse. - Ill do it. 420 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,873 - But shes 70 years old. - Exactly. 421 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,710 Weve never gone this far before. 422 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,232 Sooner or later it had to happen. 423 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,079 Do it again. 424 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,633 Hi, Im Attanasio. 425 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:31,318 - What are you eating? - A chocolate. 426 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,954 This is a tailors, not a candy store. 427 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,112 Pay the girls for the hemming. 428 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,390 This isnt about hemming. 429 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,397 You want my chocolates? 430 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,435 Im the sales manager of Montanaro and Co. 431 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,035 And I work very closely with Giulio Montanaro. 432 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,310 Lucky you! Whos he? 433 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,557 - The king of bidets. - Hes good at using bidets? 434 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,911 No, hes good at mass producing bathroom appliances. 435 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:10,911 - Hes 38, with 3 claims against him. - Concise. 436 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,193 - What do you mean? - Be concise. 437 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:20,232 Not only does he have three claims. He also has a sister in London 438 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,715 whos married to the MD of a multinational 439 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:29,470 with two hotel chains in the UK and the US. 440 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,593 About 100 hotels. 441 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:36,595 Each hotel has about 200 rooms. 442 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,269 He wants to redo all the bathrooms. 443 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:45,995 To beat the competition they need to fully equip every bathroom. 444 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,793 - Equip with what? - A bidet. 445 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,353 They dont use bidets in the UK and US. 446 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,789 - I know that, Mr Trivial Pursuits. - Sorry. 447 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,432 Anyway, thats 20,000 bathrooms to redo. 448 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,915 So how much do you want? 20,000? 30,000? 449 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,550 More or less around a million euros. 450 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,513 You need a stomach pump. Too much chocolate. 451 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:13,270 Im a benefactor, I provide small loans to the needy. 452 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,391 Youve got the wrong person. 453 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,636 A million euros? Ive never seen that much. 454 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,194 Doubled in two months. 455 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,149 You could triple it, I dont step out of my league. 456 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,998 Im not unintelligent. 457 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,078 In my accounting class report, they wrote, 458 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,791 We suggest you continue your studies, but then life... 459 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:38,436 I never beg anyone, I do business. 460 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,839 You have 48 hours to decide if you want to meet with Montanaro. 461 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,509 If I dont hear from you, Ill go and see the Pirate. 462 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:47,512 See you soon, I hope. 463 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,596 I've seen you cry, Raimondo. 464 01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:02,959 I know because I read it in Reader's Digest. A man cant forgive someone hes seen cry. 465 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,595 I believed in our friendship, you didnt. 466 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:12,039 Friends dont hide in nightclub bathrooms. This is humiliating for me. 467 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,837 I saw you cry and you want me to forget? Fine. 468 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,111 But how can I forget 42,000 euros? 469 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,794 I have to have it, you have to give it. 470 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,354 But thats not where my advantage lies. 471 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:32,312 I saw you cry. Thats my advantage. 472 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,351 A million euros? 473 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,080 - Thats insane! - Thats what I say. 474 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,193 Good thing you said no. 475 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,393 - I havent yet. - What are you waiting for? 476 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:39,789 Mother says Father handles such deals. 477 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:44,079 Youve always kept it low key. 478 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,635 Caution is your strongpoint. 479 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:55,075 Only a real businessman can handle amounts like that. 480 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,994 A brave one, too. 481 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,357 - Why talk me out of it? - Im your friend. 482 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,239 I dont have friends. 483 01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:09,912 I know. 484 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:16,470 How did you end up handling the bingo granny? 485 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,110 That evil witch has vanished. 486 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,919 What do you dream of doing in life? 487 01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,036 Going to live in Tennessee. 488 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,758 Were you two alone? 489 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,237 We were coming back from a country music festival. 490 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,236 Wed been dancing all night. 491 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,153 We were tired. 492 01:03:55,720 --> 01:04:00,919 - Dancing is nice. - Yeah. In moderation. 493 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,110 Take these posters down, it looks like a prison cell. 494 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,670 They keep me company. 495 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:21,950 Its kind of you to let me stay here, but Id like to go back to my life. 496 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:29,837 If you leave this place, youll have no life to go back to. 497 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,355 Im protecting you, got that? 498 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,356 Why Tennessee? 499 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,119 Its far away. 500 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,677 What do you want? The shops closed. 501 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,273 Im a pathetic, disgusting person. 502 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,197 Dont be so soft on yourself. 503 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,638 Why not just kill yourself? 504 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:50,753 - No one would save me. - Saving you would be a crime. 505 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:56,159 Suicide always has an ironic outcome and I cant afford irony. 506 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,750 Youre a rat, an arrogant rat. 507 01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:03,710 I killed you, I know that. 508 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:10,717 But when you kill someone, you die with them. I died with you. 509 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:17,429 Do you understand? Were in the same boat. 510 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,556 - What can I get you? - Orange soda. 511 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,193 Coffee, please. 512 01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:01,998 Now, usually in these cases, we do some small talk. 513 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,949 But whats the point? 514 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,231 Thats not why were here. 515 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:12,195 Wed all be thinking, Get to the point! 516 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,109 - You agree? - Yes, no small talk. 517 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,356 Youre wondering what guarantee I can offer. 518 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:24,354 - My work is all about guarantees. - I have something even better. 519 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:28,195 Contracts, signed and counter-signed. 520 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,552 - Where are they? - Right there. 521 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,754 Here you are. 522 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,998 How much do you need? 523 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,396 1.2 million euros. 524 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:57,476 Signatures and counter-signatures are often fake. 525 01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:01,149 - So is money. - Sometimes, but less often. 526 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,199 You need scientists to counterfeit money. 527 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:07,517 To counterfeit contracts, desperate fools are enough. 528 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,836 Of course, Im not insinuating anything. 529 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,712 It seems otherwise. 530 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,395 So how about this... 531 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:20,071 You take the contracts, verify them and bring them back. 532 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:23,079 Makes sense if you give me the originals. 533 01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:26,238 - Fine. - We cant give the originals. 534 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,954 Its fine, Geremia. 535 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:33,313 Then it seems weve covered everything for now. 536 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:36,079 - I only have one condition. - No, no, no. 537 01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,472 - Im the one who uses the word condition. - Im short of time. 538 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,639 Ive been helping others for 40 years and no one has time. 539 01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,873 Wait a second. 540 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:52,995 Please follow me. This way. 541 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,873 Youve been so kind to spare us your time 542 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,629 so Id like to do something in return. 543 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:36,479 First you pressure me, then you waste my time. 544 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:42,393 My apologies. It was just a gesture to mark our deal. 545 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,750 We have no deal yet. 546 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:12,035 - He was just showing off. - Who does he think I am? 547 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,319 If I want a woman, I hardly need a whore. 548 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:17,317 I know how to get women. 549 01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:20,591 Im a good talker, Im cultured and know everything. 550 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:25,915 Politics, psychoanalysis, bankruptcy auctions, art... 551 01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:29,516 Those two in the hot tub upset me, too. 552 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,917 No, they didnt, you wanted to jump in. 553 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,999 Your wallpaper reveals all. 554 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:39,557 - Montanaros a bad person. - I say forget about it. 555 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:43,798 - It costs me nothing to look into those contracts. - As you wish. 556 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,713 I can ask De Martino. 557 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,396 Massa, the guy in Rome. 558 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,910 The one having an affair with your cousin. 559 01:10:54,600 --> 01:11:00,948 Hes an honest guy, depends how he reacts to private money lending. 560 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:04,795 He wouldnt want you to tell his wife about your cousin. 561 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:19,199 What do you want? Its 8 a.m.! 562 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,915 All I can offer you is tap water. 563 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,874 Thats fine. 564 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,036 Id like to take you hunting on Sunday. 565 01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,628 Sorry, but I dont how to shoot a gun. 566 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,951 Sorry for being aggressive and rude the other day. 567 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:44,113 Its okay, I like aggressive and rude people. 568 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,592 My father was an aristocrat. 569 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:52,798 He had a secret affair with the governess and I was the result. 570 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,877 - Hes always refused to see me. - Or acknowledge you. 571 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,192 Is that your father? 572 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,598 - Handsome. - Why have you come? 573 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:09,872 Because my fathers title is up for sale and I must buy it, 574 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,274 if youll lend me the money. 575 01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,436 Youre dreaming, dear heart. 576 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:17,995 Fathers never come back, whether they die or disappear. 577 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:22,269 All thats left is a memory and even that doesnt last. 578 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:28,198 They become our heroes and heroes have no surname, no children, no family. 579 01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,476 Theyre adults alone against the world and proud of it. 580 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,434 Were their children and well never be heroes. 581 01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,071 All of this to say no? 582 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:42,195 Yes. 583 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,153 Look at this. 584 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,999 Nice, isnt it? 585 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:00,837 Im a widower and Im gay. 586 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,959 Im so sorry. 587 01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,234 About what? 588 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:08,474 That youre a homosexual, dear heart. 589 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:29,475 We need to talk about money again. 590 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:34,075 - Funerals are expensive. - Its not the time. 591 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,678 This is the time to mourn your wifes death. 592 01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:40,873 She was in the bedroom talking to Rosalba. 593 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,719 I heard a noise, Rosalba screaming. 594 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,239 A heart attack. 595 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:08,719 My condolences. 596 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,199 Im here with you during this time of pain. 597 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,798 Youre here because you want to fuck me again. 598 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:33,715 Hi. 599 01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,115 I made cutlets. 600 01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:39,153 Put the Alfa Romeos brake pads on the Volvo. 601 01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,314 I love you. 602 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,674 - So youre leaving? - I have to work. 603 01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:00,479 Im sorry, especially about the omelette. 604 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,439 The funeral was mediocre. 605 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:07,030 Its a shame. Ive seen more captivating funerals. 606 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,277 - Goodbye. - Youre leaving? 607 01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:10,879 Go on, then. 608 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,552 Your husband seems like a decent chap. 609 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:35,309 Hes a moron. Marrying him was a big fuck-up. 610 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:42,194 Weve been together since we were 13. He holds no secrets or mystery for me. 611 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:46,871 I can even guess the results of his football matches. 612 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,789 Are you in love with me? 613 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,439 Completely. 614 01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,113 Not me. 615 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,718 Your mothers heart attack... 616 01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,915 Were you telling her about us? 617 01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:13,996 I was telling her Im pregnant. 618 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:21,153 It was supposed to be good news. You can die from happiness, too. 619 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,111 Youre pregnant? 620 01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,709 And... 621 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:32,995 Whos the father? Is it mine? 622 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:37,511 - Is it mine? - I dont know. 623 01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:40,630 Ill find out when its born. 624 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,996 If its a monster, its yours. 625 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:52,633 Sixty-five. Forty-three. Six... This is Superbingo! 626 01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:55,433 The jackpot is 40,000 euros. 627 01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:00,519 Granny said to give you this: Shes paying in one go. 628 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:05,036 You deserve a nice chocolate, dear heart. 629 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:07,833 Granny said not to take anything from you. 630 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,356 Say you love me and the debts settled. 631 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,994 Even if you dont mean it, just say it. 632 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,710 How does one get that desperate? 633 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,956 By having a happy childhood. 634 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:51,193 Why are you here? Whats wrong with your office? 635 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:56,918 I dont let people like you in my office. The contracts are all valid. 636 01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:00,716 - So youre suggesting... - That you look inside yourself. 637 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,950 Look hard at your conscience. 638 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:06,675 Ive been told about you, youre a loan shark. 639 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:10,593 Redeem yourself, thats my advice. 640 01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,750 Solicitor! 641 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:20,591 Youre all renting. 642 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,909 You were given the world on loan. 643 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:29,839 I lend the world to you when you happen to lose it. 644 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,952 How ugly! 645 01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:45,709 - God, its Tesauro. - Tell him to fuck off. 646 01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:52,634 Im not wearing panties. 647 01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:58,116 Geremia, what did you break? 648 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,555 - Why are you wearing that? - An awful migraine. 649 01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:14,352 - But now its gone. - It suits you. 650 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:20,032 Making fun of me? I raped you on your wedding day. 651 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:23,510 Im the least charming man in the world. 652 01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:26,232 I feel sorry for you. 653 01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:29,951 There... I gathered that. 654 01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:46,749 Falling in love with you was the last thing that could happen. 655 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:51,518 An awful, disgusting thing. 656 01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:58,511 But it happened and I dont want to run away. 657 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:04,358 I dont want to be a coward and regret it the rest of my life. 658 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,312 I want to be brave. 659 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:12,276 In the end, being brave is the last chance we have 660 01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,995 to change our lives when we stop liking ourselves. 661 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:22,752 With regrets we only die sad and lonely. 662 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:12,315 - Whats that? - A potato, ignore it. 663 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:18,119 - Am I doing it wrong? - No, your cast is poking me. 664 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:22,157 Lets stop for a minute. 665 01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:23,909 Stop? 666 01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:32,959 This damn arm. 667 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,636 Ive made up my mind, Mother. 668 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:15,954 Its all we have. 669 01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,355 One million and they give us two. 670 01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,876 Thats not how I taught you. 671 01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:25,552 I always told you small loans, little by little, like ants. 672 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,031 Thats how we got rich. 673 01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:33,594 If you lend all that money in one go, you may never see it again. 674 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:37,237 We could lose everything. 675 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,555 Im grown up now, Im not a child any more. 676 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,797 I dont need your advice. 677 01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:45,999 Your father could do something like that. 678 01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:49,076 - Not you. - Im leaving. 679 01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:52,069 I have a girlfriend to move in with. 680 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:55,033 Youre going to a nursing home. 681 01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:58,437 Youre my nursing home. 682 01:24:58,920 --> 01:24:59,909 Not any more. 683 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,709 I dont care how much it costs, youll get the best care. 684 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,033 Youve changed. 685 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,309 Youre a spendthrift now. 686 01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:14,475 Thats what happens when men meet women. 687 01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:20,592 But women are the end of men like you. 688 01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:22,239 Do you know why? 689 01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:24,751 Because youre a good man. 690 01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:30,188 And as you said, goodies die children. 691 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,236 Children are immortal. 692 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,994 Mother! 693 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:53,551 Mother! 694 01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:20,149 Dad? 695 01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:22,349 Dad? 696 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,079 - What are you doing here? - Nothing. 697 01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:05,758 We killed two lions at the Coliseum and now the emperors wife wants to screw us. 698 01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:10,519 Get back, Dad. 699 01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:14,553 - Youre his kids? - Yes, but Im the oldest. 700 01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,917 - Why are you dressed like idiots? - Its our living. 701 01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:19,359 For tourists. 702 01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:22,110 - You stole my money. - We wish! 703 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:24,392 Your friend took it. 704 01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:27,274 He gave us 5,000 to play the part. 705 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:30,437 - What friend? - That Gino who was always with you. 706 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:33,991 - Im going to shoot you, say goodbye. - Goodbye. 707 01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:37,428 Dont be stupid, there are witnesses. 708 01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:49,549 Were going for pizza, want to come? 709 01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:52,593 - Pizza? - Its close by. 710 01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:55,280 He just lost a million euros, hes not hungry. 711 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,311 What if you have it? 712 01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,795 If we had a million euros, 713 01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:05,040 would we be walking around Rome at 4 a.m. Dressed like morons? 714 01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,918 Lets go have a pizza, itll take your mind off it. 715 01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:09,678 Look, its over. 716 01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:15,512 That Gino approached us a long time ago and planned the whole thing. 717 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:19,235 He asked if we were interested and we said yes. 718 01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:22,269 Were actors, Cinecitta used to be our home. 719 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,551 I was an extra for Fellini, twice. 720 01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:27,677 Then Italian cinema went into crisis... 721 01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:31,475 - Was he by himself? - No, with those thugs, the twins. 722 01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,598 And that babe? 723 01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:36,234 - What babe? - Miss Agro Pontino. 724 01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:40,557 Shell win the finals one day, take it from Augusto. 725 01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:09,430 My last thought will be for you. 726 01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:22,719 - You don't owe Geremia anything. - I'm in debt to him. 727 01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:24,717 And debts must be repaid. 728 01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:29,158 You don't know what Geremia's capable of. 729 01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:32,272 And you? What are you capable of? 730 01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:34,718 I'd rather not know. 731 01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:36,793 Goodbye, Dad. 732 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,960 - Im going to Rome. - What for? 733 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:42,039 Youre just like me. 734 01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:44,469 - How? - No ambition. 735 01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:46,750 I have plans and I know how to make them happen. 736 01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:49,952 How? What can you do? 737 01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:55,071 I... I can dance. 738 01:30:56,240 --> 01:31:00,916 You cant do anything and youre scared shitless. 739 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:18,356 Leave the wreaths on the balcony. 740 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,355 You didnt get any wreaths. 741 01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:26,519 Everyone knows Mother didnt like flowers. 742 01:33:37,840 --> 01:33:39,034 Thank you. 743 01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:25,675 We're on the wrong side, Dad, because there was no room anywhere else. 744 01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:27,759 Well, all right. 745 01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:33,910 We told ourselves, "Let's be baddies, because goodies die children." 746 01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:35,712 That's all right, too. 747 01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:41,436 We just forgot to tell ourselves where the limit was, 748 01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:43,676 because there is a limit, Dad. 749 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,199 I don't know it. 57530

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