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THE AGE OF IGNORANCE

When one loves, one becomes so sweet.

And I myself...

And I myself... am trembling more than you.

And I myself... am trembling more than you.

What do you fear?

A shy slave who venerates you like a queen?

Clear any fear out.

Homicidal hate.

Homicidal hate doesn't dwell in my heart...

When one loves, one becomes so sweet.

And I myself...

And I myself... am trembling more than you.

And I myself... am trembling more than you.

Jean Marc!

Jean Marc!

Yes, yes!

It's 6:30. you have to drive the girls.

Hello. Nicole?

Did I wake you?

Time to get cracking.

I've been waiting.

The shower's a classic.

You can see my bum.

catch a glimpse of a breast.

Perfect for the American censors.

No way.

I've three showings before 11...

My only opening's at 3.

I can't be everywhere.

You know that.

The epidemic has killed 4500 people in Western Canada.

Here in Quebec Clostridium difficile bacteria

has spread to more hospitals.

825 people have died, most of them in Monteregie.

Hospitals are closed to visitors.

Megan. Coralie! We leave in 5!

This, year 38.000 Quebecers will learn they have cancer Half will die.

Not that, please!

He's so cool!

What's happening in school?

The incident occurred in the subway.

An 85-year-old woman

was attacked by a 15-year-old.

She's still in intensive care.

Police refuse to comment

on possible links to last week's attack

where a woman was shoved onto the tracks by a street gang.

QUEST FOR THE GRAIL

What do you want, asshole?

France's Goncourt prize is awarded

Unanimously to Quebec writer Jean Marc Leblanc

for his novel. A Man of No Interest.

An unknown, your first novel...

It's unbelievable

At 44 I found myself

in this mortgaged house. Living a life that's banal.

anonymous

Of no interest wanted to reflect on

my life the mistakes I'd made

What had I possibly done

to end up here?

Me. it's writers. I'm crazy about them.

Intelligence turns me on. I'm helpless.

Take me now.

Hard! No holding back!

In front of everyone.

Take me hard!

For the Justice Department turn right at the hall behind me.

Continue to the orange atrium.

Take the Block G Elevator exit at the 300 level

turn left at the processing station.

Sir!

I work in CRSQ. I'm late.

Welcome at Quebec's administrative headquarters.

FALLING CONCRETE

Health and Social Solidarity has lifted its face mask requirement.

Your government cares.

- Commuter train, late again? - As always

Cherubin's processed 5 cases.

Cherubin slaves like a Negro

Hard for him to do otherwise.

Excuse me.

Please sit

Five years ago I married a younger woman

Our marriage was hell.

She asked for a divorce

We've nothing in common.

Why'd you marry her?

An incredible sexual attraction.

Otherwise, God knows.

I don't know why I married my wife either.

or why I'm still with her.

She told the police I'd threatened her physically.

The judge gave her the house, the car everything.

I gel one supervised visit a month I with my girls.

Are they happy to see you?

Of course.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

I could die and my teenagers wouldn't notice.

I'm a professor, but I'm on sick leave.

I spent everything on lawyers.

I'm homeless.

Am I eligible

for public housing of some kind?

Something like that?

Citizen's right are provincial public housing is municipal.

Of course. I should've known.

Ask at the SHDM. behind the CDP.

I m sorry.

That's ok. it's my job.

I m sleepy.

Too much clubbing!

My girlfriend won't let me sleep.

At 5 a. m. she had her hands in my PJs.

My wife never woke me except by snoring.

She never woke you to make love?

Never

You?

I haven't made love in about a year and a half.

What do you do?

Affairs? Lovers?

Not even.

- Nothing - Nothing.

You'll get prostate cancer.

I have a backyard shed

Where I keep kleenex, porn mags, So I'm set.

You can't keep...

You were smoking?

Smoking is illegal within a mile of government offices.

One day the anti-tobacco patrol will nab you.

And you'll be fired, pal!

Let go of me!

Jean Marc! Slop!

Security!

Help!

Jean Marc.

Get off me!

Madame Bigras-Bourque.

you have taxed my patience.

Wait till you appear before the Women's Rights Board!

Silence her.

Alas Carole I have no choice but to discipline you.

I know just the man to do it.

Prince Ouadabongo is a cruel and lusty monarch.

His pleasure is defiling white women.

Ravishing creature.

Take no offense if my indiscreet zeal

your dark secret seeks to reveal.

Spare this unhappy prince greater woe.

Come, madame. let us prepare to go.

No! Not that!

It was huge! Awesome!

Such intensity! Such power!

Thank you.

I can't resist a great actor.

Thai's me. I'm helpless.

Take me! Here and now!

Right here! Hard! Take me hard!

Are you listening, sir?

Sorry. I was concentrating. Go on.

The ice cap on the North Pole has shrunk 20% over the last 15 years.

The rising Arctic ocean may force several native communities to relocate...

The melting ice also threatens...

Feeling ok?

I told them to sit you up as often as possible.

I hope you had a good week

Me. the usual, same old thing.

Really?

I see.

Fall's coming.

I find dead leaves on my car in the morning.

Sorry, the law is clear.

If there's been a suicide, the buyer must be informed.

Suicide is like a building defect.

Like asbestos insulation.

Sorry to remind you, but your wife hung herself.

Everybody knows. You have to declare it.

I'll hold, go ahead.

Don't worry. I can wait.

I'm worried about Mom.

Really?

Yes.

Yes. Mr Bergeron.

Generally, the price is reduced by $15 to $20,000.

But the numbers change quickly.

People are getting used to it.

Society has evolved.

In my area there's easily a suicide a year. so...

Hello, darling.

Hello, my love.

How's your mother?

Not good.

She's totally unresponsive

It must be hard on you

She's the last person I have left, the last link.

No brothers or sisters. Father's dead. I'm all alone

I'm here.

Luckily, or I don't know what I'd do.

And you?

Me. you know.

It's always the same.

Managers, journalists, photographers...

Parasites.

That's how it is.

It's so great to have someone like you in my life.

- Have a seat. - Thank you.

You know why you're here? - No

- You've no idea? - None.

As your supervisor

and manager of personnel redeployment for administrative unit 02.

I must ask you if during your work as a government employee.

in referring to William Cherubin

you used the word Negro?

Never.

I heard it clearly.

You contradict Ms Bigras-Bourque?

As I said, ethnologically and lexically.

it's right to say I am a Negro.

We're not asking you.

What I said was that

my friend Cherubin slaves like a Negro.

See?

Not to blacken his name.

or to appear niggardly.

But his favorite piano piece is Debussy's The Little Nigger Boy.

His favorite novel Conrad's Nigger of the Narcissus.

Mr. Leblanc, you know the word Negro is forbidden in Quebec.

My colleague. Ms Paquet-Plourde

of the Language Board, can expand

Correct. On 11/18/1999.

the Language Board decreed

the word Negro to be a non-word

The word was eradicated along with

Negress and midget.

They must be replaced by

of equatorial origin and little person.

These decisions were later ratified

By the Language Protection Commission and Language Council.

As union representative, I must

remind you that the Labor Board.

in its ruling of 02/2006.

accepted administrative hypertension, or bureaucratic stress.

as a legally recognized pathology.

This pathology triggered the temporary deviancy

of our colleague. Jean Marc Leblanc.

I was crossing Henri-Bourassa

A motorcycle sped toward me out of control

I had no time to react.

I was crashed against a lamppost. It fell over.

I lost both my legs.

The city demands, I pay for half the lamppost.

A municipal bylaw stipulates

that when city property is damaged in an accident.

All parties involved share the costs.

But I'm the victim!

The law doesn't distinguish.

Sir. I lost both my legs.

And I have to pay as well?

That's how it works, sir.

Is that Super Akimbo.

- I downloaded it - Cool, can I try?

Wait. I'm only at level 1.

It's easy, let me.

Wait!

Here's a man blessed by life.

A man who makes me extremely jealous.

Veronica calls him the man of her dreams...

Please welcome Jean Marc Leblanc!

I'm told that

in the boondocks where you live

you dreamed of being on our show.

Pure hype?

No, it's true.

It's been my dream.

Well, sorry but the show no longer exists.

That's impossible

It is possible.

It's impossible.

Right now I'm in Montreal.

This is the Montreal set.

In Paris, we have hot babes

In Canada, we get lumberjacks.

- The bearded guy is cute. - True.

Look. I live in Canada.

Canada sucks. I want you in Paris.

In Paris they axed my show.

I don't understand.

Where am I? Who am I?

You'll know in the next scene

Some people in Paris cancelled my show.

That's no excuse. There are idiots everywhere

Canadian cultural bureaucrats are incredible idiots.

I can give examples!

Our idiots are worse idiots than yours.

In France we even have assholes

For years I've dreamed of being on this show.

It can't be canned!

Yes

No!

Yes, yes.

What's wrong?

Why?

You keep twitching.

I have a stiff neck.

I'm calling to explain.

The family was eating supper.

Five masked men broke in.

They tortured the man. raped his wife.

They found nothing and left.

The family moved out that night

They're traumatized and want to sell ASAP.

The police think it was a street gang.

Let's say they had a recognizable accent.

It's an isolated incident.

the first home invasion in my area

Normally it's very safe.

I m a high-school science teacher

at Louis-Joliette High, near here.

I have a Cambodian student. Samnang,

who controls heroin trafficking in the school.

Heroin in high school?

More and more.

Samnang is hardly ever in class.

Last month I gave him a mark of 15%.

He waited for me after school

and told me to change it to 75%

or he'd kill me

He said that? "I'll kill you."

Exactly.

The following Friday after school.

police cars were everywhere.

They arrested Samnang who had an automatic rifle.

He was there to shoot me

To be a gang leader he has to kill someone.

He has no police record so they released him. He's back in school

They won't expel him. It's a public school

Samnang's gang knows where I live.

They shoot BBs at my windows.

They've slashed the tires of my car three times.

The police warned me.

because the same gang

Massacred the family of a Vietnamese restaurant owner

on the South Shore.

They...

They nailed a live baby

to the wall.

I can't go on.

I can't.

The couple's been unlucky.

he was an engineer with a supplier for GM.

She was an exec at Mirabel Airport.

The airport closed she was transferred to Dorval.

at a much lower salary.

GM was facing bankruptcy.

Production moved to Michigan

His company lost its contract.

He was fired. He's 50 and unemployable

They have a $425.000 mortgage and interest rates are rising.

They're highly motivated sellers.

The problem is he had a breakdown.

He sits in a hospital room with closed blinds, crying non-stop

71 LAKES CONTAMINATED

I'll find his wife and call you.

You OK?

Fine.

- Can we talk? - I've emergencies at work.

Yes. Nicole.

Rats?

What do you mean, rats?

Rats in a new house?

At least say you re proud of me.

- I'm very proud. - I know what you think.

I don't think anything.

Hello!

- You're stunning. - Thanks.

Are you just going to stand there?

You've been unanimously elected party leader. Are you up to it?

The men and women who voted for me

chose someone who's long dreamed of this, and who represents.

sincerely believe, youth dynamism, new ideas

and a brighter future. Thank you.

Politics is the only thing.

Power turns me on.

I can't resist a party leader. I'm helpless.

Take me here.

Standing up. like this.

Right now.

Very hard.

Now. take me hard.

Go on my friend.

That's it. very good.

Pull up your chair

Now. in the suburban category...

the third consecutive year, the winner

of the President's Trophy

With an extraordinary sales volume of $7, 545,000

our champion.

Sylvie Cormier-Leblanc!

You... there!

You have an extraordinary wife

I tell everyone, she's my idol.

I see.

No I mean, she's so dynamic.

always so positive.

Her sales volume is incredible.

She's a mother.

a saleswoman, a wife.

You must be so proud.

Very proud, yeah

Citizen's Rights are closed till 9:30.

I understand, but they're in a group motivation session.

You wouldn't want demotivated agents.

We say the answer to all this is... What?

Laughter!

For us at Humor-Quebec,

laughter is almost a religion.

Why laugh?

Our answer is: Because!

Because to survive in today's world,

the modern person must be festive.

What does festive mean?

Festive means a party, a carnival, festivals.

I can hear you say, "How can I laugh?

I'm stressed depressed. I have no desire to laugh

And we say: No problem!

No problem, we can learn to laugh.

At Humor-Quebec, our technique -

which is internationally recognized around the world -

is based on vowels.

Today, together, we'll start with A.

The explosive A.

Give it a try!

Very good.

Now let's try the cascading A.

Shut your eyes

and you'll see the cascade,

gently falling.

Together...

Bravo!

We feel better already.

It's ok Mom. It's ok.

Its ok, sit down.

The nurses are coming.

Just calm down.

There's good news and bad news, Mr...

Mr Leblanc.

Bad news: It's cancer Good news: It's operable.

We'll saw open your rib cage.

But the recovery is very unpleasant.

After that chemo, hair loss vomiting It's pretty vile.

Then you'll get 2 or 3 months remission.

Enjoy, because then we'll probably find brain tumors.

We'll open your scull, remove them, do radiation therapy...

All extremely painful, of course.

Despite that the cancer will continue metastasizing

in your bones, spine, pelvis.

Morphine will then be ineffective,

and the pain excruciating.

We'll test new drugs on you.

that are extremely costly.

They'll prove useless.

You'll lose control of your sphincter

and wear diapers and soak in your shit all day.

You'll be disgusting.

Finally, in a year or two, you'll die like a dog.

How wonderful!

That's the way it goes.

You drew the wrong number. That's life.

My sisters,

my brother,

we are here

to accompany on his final journey

our friend.

loved by all.

Jean Guy.

Jean Marc!

Exactly.

Jean Marc, as I said. What else can we say

about Jean Marc?

That he was, first and foremost,

a man.

We could say that.

A citizen.

a husband.

a father.

We could say so much about Jean Marc.

My God...

Nicole I can't talk. I'm at my husband's funeral.

I'll call back...

in 10 minutes?

20 minutes.

Sailing on our Father's boat,

Our friend has disappeared.

He's gone but is afloat,

Leaving memories so dear.

The man we still cherish

Now sings like a dove.

For us he'll never perish.

Coming to the cremation?

Sorry, I'm too busy.

We keep the ashes a month.

After that, we compost them.

Wonderful.

Got to go. Thanks!

A pleasure.

Now's a good time.

Bye, Mom.

See you next week.

What's going on?

What do you mean?

Where are you going?

Toronto.

- I told you. - You didn't say anything.

Oh please!

Why Toronto?

- To study. - Study what?

To become a realtor.

You already are.

Affiliated. I want my own franchise.

To open my own office.

Can't you study here?

Not in English.

- Who's Mckenna? - The company CEO.

He presented my award.

What s with you? Already senile?

- And the girls? - I gave them 15 years of my life.

It's your turn.

You gave nothing!

I'm a very good mother.

I'm home every night.

I've canceled more business lunches than you'd know.

When'd you last cook?

I cook every day.

Not fish sticks, a home-cooked meal.

If it's a housewife...

Not every night, just once a year! Christ!

Sorry, I work too hard.

Working too hard's not an excuse.

It's dumb and stupid.

Screw you!

Has the bitch left?

Good!

Come kiss me now.

What's wrong?

You kept saying you wanted to change your life.

Now's your chance.

Hi.

How's our man?

He already misses his wife.

What is it? Feeling sad?

I'm distraught. It's normal, I guess.

- Here she is - Thanks.

See you tomorrow.

Hello, Ms Bigras-Bourque.

Call me Carole.

Have fun.

What do I do?

Whatever you want, she's yours.

Yes, but what?

What a wuss!

Carole,

prepare the hors d'oeuvres.

Don't ask questions!

Thank you, I deserved it.

Hello.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Excuse me, please.

This is the boondocks! My driver got lost 3 times.

Thanks, you're so kind. I wanted to ask.

what's Brad Pitt like?

Very sweet.

Even my husband knows...

I'm obsessed with Brad Pitt,

The first time I saw him, it was...

a revelation.

Two actresses are in a hotel room then he comes in.

He's the best actor of his generation.

What are you whining about now?

I spent 15 years with her, so...

For 15 years you told us you wanted to leave her.

Didn't you?

Always the same sad song.

But she left me!

So, what's the difference?

A large part of my life is gone.

You said you couldn't stand your life.

Maybe he lied to us.

Or he needs her so he can complain.

Or he really is a man of no interest.

I'm disgusted. I'm always the fantasy of losers.

It's true, I mean, really.

Can't I be Tiger Woods or Roger Federer's fantasy?

But no...

here I am in the bloody Canadian kitchen

of a sobbing civil servant dumped by his wife.

I swear, it's demeaning.

It's so demeaning!

The champagne's not open?

Sorry, I didn't have time.

Bad girl!

Yes, I know. I'm sorry.

Jean Marc, come out!

What are you doing?

Come here, my boy!

Come make love to your star.

Not that I don't want to...

Stars are so intimidating.

Perfection is paralyzing.

Take someone more accessible.

For sure, but right now.

I m lesbian, so I've never been properly laid.

What real man wouldn't want to set me straight?

It's beyond me. I can't...

I'm your immediate superior.

Think of the pleasure of making me obey.

Go on, master. Show me how firm and unyielding you are.

It's all wrong!

I can't!

I can't do it!

I'm sorry.

Girls, we have to talk.

I said we have to talk!

- Cool it. - You hurt me!

Sorry, but we have to talk.

What about?

- Your mom has gone to Toronto. - We know.

- She won't be here - So?

Life will be different.

- Not a problem - It's cool.

Maybe it's a trial separation.

All my friends' parents are separated.

I'm the last one in my class.

- Are you seeing anyone - Not at all.

Stay away from bitches, ok?

They re closed for the feng shui recalibration.

They're fencing?

They're doing feng shui. It's Chinese.

Ms Sigouin-Wong is evaluating all government offices.

You have to wait.

Feel it?

Do you feel the vibration?

We can really feel it, huh?

It's the vibration that helps you

reconnect with your yang.

Your ying too,

but not as much. Less the ying.

Right here,

you need an aquarium. A big aquarium.

Absolutely. I'd say from here.

to here.

Is that necessary?

It's essential!

Everything's oriented northward

It's a disaster.

That's how it's built.

Yes. but vibrational energy comes from the north.

The only effective barrier is water you see.

A big aquarium is expensive.

There's a $76 million redecorating fund.

Here...

You'll need some big bowls filled with crystals

to stop the radiant energy from escaping through the roof.

We have to find you a woman.

Living this way is unhealthy.

You'll catch cancer.

You're obsessed with cancer.

The male genitals are programmed to ejaculate every 3 days

from puberty to age 85.

It's nature's law.

Ignore that,

you get prostate cancer.

Half of all men in Canada.

I never heard that.

20 years of marriage is to the prostate what 2 packs a day are to lungs.

Any scientific proof?

Statistically. Japanese and Korean men are the most active sexually.

They have the lowest rate of prostate cancer.

Our genius doctors claim it's because they eat sushi.

It was 5 a. m.

They burst in.

They handcuffed my husband.

They didn't let him get dressed.

Which police force was it?

They were plainclothes.

I went to my local police station.

I went to municipal police, the provincial police...

the what's it called... the Department of Justice.

No one knows anything. I No one talks.

Since the 9/11 attacks.

Security Services can hold suspected terrorists indefinitely.

- He's not a terrorist - He's an Arab.

He's a cook!

A German cook wouldn't have this problem.

I don't know what he's accused of.

- You never will - They have no proof

They don t need any. Just a judge's signature.

What judge would agree to that?

Judges are named by the party in power, so...

It's absurd!

If it's any consolation, Australian law is worse.

What will happen to him?

In Toronto they kept a man in isolation for 4 years.

4 years?

Or the CIA might have him tortured in Poland or Romania.

We have to stop that! We have to fight!

You don't know any movie or rock stars?

I'm an immigrant.

Celebrities have managed to free a few.

Secret services hate publicity.

You could always try that.

You have 5 minutes to decide

if you want to see the person across from you again.

If it's yes, mark it on your evaluation form.

the same person also rates you a Yes.

it's a perfect match

And we announce it afterwards in the ballroom.

Ready?

Here we go!

Hello.

I'm Guylaine.

Jean Marc.

want children. Jean Marc.

I had a vasectomy. Guylaine.

What do we do? Wait?

That's right.

I'm Lynne.

Jean Marc.

You don't train, do you?

Work out.

I Stair-Master 45 minutes a day.

I see.

I like my men massive.

In that case...

How much do you make?

S68.000.

I won't go under $100,000.

I think I'm worth it.

Yes. I'm sure.

What do you drive?

A Hyundai

Korean?

An economy car?

Yes. very economical.

Wonderful.

My wife left, I'm a civil servant, I drive a Hyundai.

My life's a disaster.

Are you a man of heart?

Of heart?

I work in an office, but I'm also Countess Beatrice de Savoie.

My husband, the Count, died in the First Crusade.

Really?

He was struck down by a Saracen arrow at Antioch.

I can't reign alone

I need an exceptional man.

Lynne! I want Lynne!

I want to skewer her!

In the last group we have nine perfect matches!

We have Cathy and Sasha.

Lynne and William.

Beatrice and Jean Marc.

What do we do now?

We're going upstairs. I rented a room in the hotel

I see. I see. That's great.

Isn't it a little hasty?

What's your problem, sister?

Well. I think that the body is a temple.

Souls should meet first.

You believe in souls?

They make us human.

Come over here.

What do you see?

The St Dorothy Cemetery.

Exactly.

Thousands of frozen skeletons

If one came back to life for a night.

how do you think they would want to spend it?

Go to the office? Or the bank?

Watch TV?

Reread Immanuel Kant?

They would be desperate to make love till dawn.

That's what we long for once gone.

We're still alive

We're still alive

- See you Monday. - See you. William.

Well, maybe...

Shall we go for coffee?

Coffee makes me nervous, I'd prefer herbal tea.

Good idea.

The Book of Disquiet

I found out there are 2 types of hemorrhoids

external and internal hemorrhoids.

I had no clue.

But as of now.

I'm in an anus control group.

So all's well

Hello.

Your costume's there, put it on.

- Right now? - Yes.

Behind the screen.

Your place is unusual. Very original.

It all from Lord of the Rings

I saw it 60 times.

That's a lot.

It's the modern masterpiece.

Nice suit!

Hey. Peter Pan!

The Council decreed that I cannot choose my husband's successor.

You cant?

They're holding a tournament.

The bravest knights will fight for my hand.

It's very dangerous.

A tournament?

The Black Prince is coming.

A terrifying adversary.

A cruel and treacherous man.

I see

Look. Guylaine. I told you from the start.

I want 15 weekends a year to come here. Right?

You're finally here. Milady.

- Your Grace... - Come along.

Till tomorrow, Page

Tomorrow?

What do I do now?

Commoners must use the postern.

The hospital, my job, the union they all make me puke

TV, radio and papers make me puke.

Even the city of Montreal makes me puke.

No. not you

My degree of nausea is very, very high.

Do you understand. Guylaine?

the one place I feel good

is here.

I'm with Countess Beatrice.

The Countess is at the castle

They told me to come here.

You're not wearing her livery.

No. I'm not in her livery.

Let's make it simple.

I met the Countess speed-dating in Laval.

Varlet. make way for the Black Prince!

Just a sec. Prince. I have a problem.

Are you okay?

- Yeah. - Here you go

He's a friend.

Sorry. I can't let him...

What?

No. no. No problem.

What's your line of work?

Pharmacist in a hospital. It's the pits.

Never has the Occident

faced such a threat.

The godless Arab

And cravenly attack our wives and children

Their murderous sects roam freely in our cities.

Shall we continue tolerating the Muslims' impudence?

Remember our ancestors...

Godefroy de Bouillon.

Robert de Flandres.

Etienne de Blois.

who, from Constantinople to Jerusalem.

cut the throats of a million infidels!

They were the pride of the Occident!

When, in Jerusalem.

Reymond de Toulouse left the Great Mosque.

victorious, they said that his horse

waded in gore up to its knees.

Lets show those Levantines that Christians can still defend themselves!

Mount your steeds!

Raise your standards high!

By St Lawrence and St George.

to Jerusalem!

For the hand of the Countess

Kaiser von Eichstadt the Margrave of Brandenburg.

Beaudoin de Bruges. Count of Flanders.

Marco da Gente. Lord of Parma.

Fulbert de Mortelune, the Black Prince.

All this is secondary.

What is?

The jousting, the costumes. it's all secondary.

People are here for something else

You think?

The people seek order.

and faith.

The Black Prince has triumphed.

he is thus entitled to wed Countess Beatrice.

Does anyone oppose this union?

Pretend you're hurt. They'll have to stop the fight.

No way!

For once I'm going to fight!

The hospital's not far. I'll call an ambulance.

For the Black Prince.

Ok. but take off your glasses.

I can't see.

Just as well.

It's too tight.

Somebody help me!

We have a problem.

What problem?

That's the back of the horse. He'll gallop that way.

Don't do anything dumb. Lower your lance! He's there.

Take your sword.

He's that way! Go!

Hit him. for Christ sake!

That hurts!

Lord Jesus, have pity on him!

The joust is declared a draw.

the marriage is deferred.

The Council will convene.

My page!

My dear page!

My courageous page!

That's enough now. Cease!

Cease?

Don't insist.

I challenged the Black Prince.

You had your reward.

That's it?

That's a lot.

Know how many knights dream of doing that?

I'll belong to the final victor.

I'm sorry, but this isn't working.

You must be patient.

Desire is true pleasure.

Troubadours know that.

Honestly, you can stuff your troubadours.

- What are you looking for? - I found it.

This can't be the answer.

It's the answer for me.

I hope you'll be happy.

Kevin, get out!

- You look ridiculous! - Go home!

What's with you?

- I saw you! - So now you're a voyeur?

5 girls in my class are runaways. Bug me and I'm gone!

I don't know what to do, Mom.

They say it's necessary, but really...

! don't know what to do.

There's no one I can ask. No one.

No one at all.

I went to Housing services, as you suggested

They won't consider that 80% of my salary

goes to my ex.

I earn a comfortable salary

but I live below the poverty line.

Of course, you don't care

No I do care.

You lead an easy life.

Me?

Sir as a student I wrote satirical pieces

for the college newspaper.

I did politics

I was vice president of the student council.

At university I joined the drama workshop.

I played in 12 Angry Men

I did photography, video. I was in a rock band.

I demonstrated against nuclear reactors

and the seal hunt.

I marched for Quebec independence.

I was even arrested once.

Now, my wife has gone to Toronto to get laid by the company CEO.

My daughters give blowjobs to the neighborhood boys.

Every working day of the year

I travel 20 minutes by car,

45 minutes by train

and 25 minutes by subway

to listen to people even more desperate than I am.

I don't call that an easy life.

At least you're still young.

See you. my friend!

I've had enough

Good luck, you delectable dyke!

jean Marc...

Ms Bigras-Bourque. good news...

Your mother's residence just called.

You're wasting your time.

It's pointless.

We have no answers for you.

Your lives are too complicated.

the situation too complex.

Do you want a religious service?

No.

Do you have a family burial plot?

No.

Do you want an obituary?

No.

She had no one left.

You stupid shit, get out of the way

My car, goddammit!

Look what you did to my car For Christ sake!

I'll be at work tomorrow.

hold on. Nicole. I have another call.

Yes speaking.

How about mid-morning?

Say 11?

OK. See you tomorrow.

You're back?

didn't like Toronto

Remember I own half this house, I can come back whenever I want.

Get back here!

For once tell me what you hold against me

I had to get married? I did.

Have kids, get a job? I did.

I have to perform? I do.

I'm the third best suburban realtor in Canada.

From coast to coast

I'm supposed to relax? I do yoga.

Go on holiday? Cuba every year

Stay young? I work out 2 hours 3 times a week

What more do you want? Sex? you never ask.

I'm warning you come back now or not at all.

There's something else...

I hate your arrogance!

As if you're so much smarter. so much brighter, more profound.

Wake up! Would you call yourself a success?

You know.

I never thought it could happen.

But I could kill you.

It's not inconceivable.

Jean Marc Leblanc.

We no longer see you in Paris or New York

Rumor has it you've gone into seclusion

to write a book of reflections, philosophy.

The goal I've set for myself

is to explore a certain kind of wisdom

I think we can characterize our our times with a word:

disintegration.

This is silly. No network would send you

to film the ramblings of a nobody.

That's true.

Not even a star could get us here.

Ever slept with someone you interviewed?

No. I'm married. I'm happy

Well, listen.

It's been a pleasure.

Don't mention it.

This your place?

It was my father's.

Staying long?

I don't know.

It'll be strange having a neighbor.

- Have a nice day. - You too.

I feel that our relationship is

suffocating me.

Do you understand?

Not really.

You cut me off from my life, that's not good.

I'm not sure I understand.

You're not happy to see me7

Not at all. I'm very happy.

This doesn't add up.

The number of rotten evenings I've spent in your shed.

listening to your interminable whining

The times I've come in your shower.

even with your wife there!

Not once did I refuse to answer your call!

That's true.

Now you want to change and start by dumping me.

It's not like that.

It's so unfair'

I'm sorry.

I deserved better than that.

Looking for something to do?

If you like.

Feel up to gardening?

I can try.

We brought your clothes

Your books too. Help me. they're heavy.

Those were with your books.

Strange, no idea whose they are.

So throw them out.

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