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Original subtitles

(EERIE MUSIC)

Subtitles by explosiveskull

(CREEPY BREATHING) (HEART BEATS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC) (CLOCK TICKS)

(WOMAN HUMS)

(PERSON KNOCKS)

(PERSON KNOCKS AGAIN)

- Scarlet? - Excuse me,

I'm sorry to bother you this late.

I'm looking for my child.

He wandered off, and I think he's somewhere around the area.

WOMAN: I'm sorry, I just got home.

STRANGER: Would you mind helping me look?

Nobody's answering their doors and I'm afraid

something will happen to him.

WOMAN: I really can't, I'm expecting someone any minute.

STRANGER: I could really use another set of eyes, please.

WOMAN: I'm sure there are other people home

who could help you, I'm sorry.

STRANGER: Can I at least give you a picture of him,

just in case?

WOMAN: Sure, but I'm terrible with faces, just slip it

under the door.

STRANGER: Isn't he beautiful?

If you'd just keep an eye out for him, I'd really

- appreciate it. - No problem, good luck.

(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE) (CLOCK TICKS)

(WOMAN HUMS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(PHONE CHIMES)

Hello?

Hey.

No, that's fine, that's fine, I'm still setting up

and hey, when you get here, I have to show you

this picture this woman gave me.

She came looking for her kid.

No, really, it's fine, just hurry up.

Okay, love you too, bye.

(CLOCK TICKS) (EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

(PERSON KNOCKS)

- Hello? - It's me again.

- Any luck? - Unfortunately no.

- Can I ask a favor of you? - What is it?

STRANGER: Nobody else is answering their doors,

I was wondering if you have a flashlight I could borrow.

He'll know it's me if he sees it.

WOMAN: I'm sorry, I don't think I have one.

STRANGER: Please, nobody else will help us.

WOMAN: You really need to ask someone else, I've told you

I can't help you.

STRANGER: He's only five years old,

he's my only child, please, will you just look?

WOMAN: I'll be right back.

STRANGER: Rachel.

MAN: Where are the others?

STRANGER: Inside.

(DOOR CREAKS)

WOMAN: This is really old, I can't guarantee it'll work.

STRANGER: Thank you so much, sorry to bother you.

Enjoy your dinner.

(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC) (CLOCK TICKS)

Enjoy your dinner?

(EERIE NOISE) (CLOCK TICKS)

(PHONE BEEPS)

Call Scarlet Jones?

(PHONE RINGS)

Hey, are you almost here?

The woman came back again and I just feel weird.

She said something kind of strange.

Okay, just hurry up.

Okay.

Okay.

(CLOCK TICKS) (EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

(GLASS SHATTERS) (WOMAN GASPS)

(HEART BEATS) (EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

I never left these open.

(HEART BEATS)

(WOMAN BREATHES SHAKILY)

(CLOCK TICKS) (EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

(WOMAN SOBS)

(DOOR KNOCKS)

Leave right now or I'm calling the police.

STRANGER: Please, he needs help.

WOMAN: Get away from my door.

STRANGER: You can't leave us out here.

Can't you see he needs help, please?

(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

Open the door.

(WOOD CRACKS) (GLASS SHATTERS)

(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

(GLASS SHATTERS) (HEART BEATS)

(CLOCK TICKS)

(FOOTSTEPS CREAK)

(CLOCK CHIMES)

(CLOCK TICKS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(WOMAN SOBS)

(WOOD SCRATCHES)

(WOOD SCRATCHES)

(WOOD SCRATCHES) (CREEPY WHISPERS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(SCRATCHING STOPS)

(FAINT DOO WOP MUSIC)

Did you take your pill this morning?

It's rosemary.

I'm gonna have to stay the night again.

Again?

Uh-huh.

Deadline's tomorrow.

It's the biggest project of the quarter.

Boss is asking the whole team to burn the midnight oil.

(EERIE MUSIC) (WOMAN PANTS)

(RECORD SKIPS)

(FORK SCRAPES)

(WOOD SCRATCHES) (GLASS SHATTERS)

(WOMAN PANTS)

I told you not to take too many of those fucking pills.

I'm gonna be late now.

Make sure you clean all this up.

(WOMAN PANTS)

(WOOD SCRATCHES) (EERIE WHISPERS)

(CHEERFUL DOO WOP MUSIC)

โ™ช Doorbell rings โ™ช

โ™ช Doorbell rings โ™ช

โ™ช Who's there โ™ช

โ™ช Is anybody there โ™ช

โ™ช Hello โ™ช

โ™ช Is anybody home โ™ช

(EERIE MUSIC)

(WOOD SCRATCHES)

(SOMBER STRING MUSIC)

(WOMAN PANTS) (WOOD SCRATCHES)

(SCRATCHING STOPS)

(WOOD SCRATCHES) (EERIE WHISPERS)

(WOMAN GASPS)

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(EERIE WHISPERS) (WOMAN BREATHES SHAKILY)

(WOOD CREAKS)

(EERIE MUSIC) (CREEPY WOMAN WHEEZES)

(CREEPY WOMAN ROARS) (WOMAN SCREAMS)

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(WOMAN MURMURS IN DISBELIEF)

(EERIE WHISPERS)

No, no, no, let me out, let me out, let me out,

let me out!

(MUFFLED) Let me out, no, please, let me out!

(EERIE WHISPERS)

Let me out, let me out!

(KNIFE SCRAPES) (SOMBER MUSIC)

(WOMAN SOBS)

(EERIE MUSIC) (DOOR OPENS)

John, leave, no!

What?

(FAINT JAZZ MUSIC)

โ™ช Softly now I see her โ™ช

โ™ช Lovers arms entwine โ™ช

โ™ช Shadows of โ™ช

Wait, no!

No!

Get out!

โ™ช Now and again โ™ช

Get out of there, go, go!

(STATELY STRING MUSIC)

(WOMAN STRUGGLES)

Wait.

(STATELY STRING MUSIC)

(MAN GRUNTS WITH EFFORT)

No, stop!

(WOMAN GASPS)

(WOMAN SOBS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(SOBS) No, John.

(WOMAN SOBS)

(EERIE WHISPERS)

(WOMAN SOBS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(EERIE WHISPERS)

(EERIE DISTORTED NOISE)

(WAVES CRASH)

(EERIE NOISE)

Oh look!

It's a hag stone, a stone with its middle missing?

It's supposed to bring good luck.

We could use some good luck.

If you look through it,

you're supposed to see other worlds.

Oh yeah, you want to try it out?

(EERIE NOISE)

(DISTORTED ROCK MUSIC)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MAN PANTS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(THUNDER BOOMS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(MAN GASPS)

Can I help you?

(WOMAN GASPS)

(BOOK THUDS)

How much for the book?

I'm afraid this particular book is not for sale.

Then why is it here?

(EERIE DISTORTED NOISE)

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(WIND HOWLS)

(LIGHT BUZZES)

(EERIE DISTORTED NOISE)

(GROUND RUMBLES)

(FOREBODING MUSIC)

(WOMAN GASPS)

(METAL MUSIC)

(WOMAN PANTS)

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

(WOMAN COUGHS)

You okay?

(EERIE MUSIC)

You all right, Pam?

Yeah.

I'm all right.

MASON: What happened?

I thought you were choking.

No.

Mason, I have to tell you this, my dream, I...

(SIGHS) I was down here in the kitchen

and the wind was blowing really loudly so I looked

out the window and the trees were being ripped apart.

The wind just got louder and louder until it was painful.

And then it just stopped.

And it got dark.

And then I felt something near me.

I couldn't see it though, I could just...

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

Feel it.

(WOMAN SIGHS)

That's a disturbing dream, sweetheart.

(WOMAN SIGHS)

But it was just a dream, right?

Come on, let's go back to bed.

(THUNDER BOOMS)

(WIND HOWLS)

(THUNDER BOOMS)

(WOMAN PANTS)

Pam?

It's here.

It knows we see it.

(EERIE ROCK MUSIC)

(THUNDER BOOMS)

(THUNDER BOOMS)

MASON: What are you doing?

- Where is it? - Where is what?

My necklace, my stone necklace, where is it?

I threw it away.

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(EERIE MUSIC)

Oh my God. (WHIMPERS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

What, Pamela, what am I looking at?

Just look at it. (WHIMPERS)

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

What happened to it, Mason?

Mason, what did you do with it?

(WATER DRIPS)

(THUNDER BOOMS)

(IDYLLIC MUSIC)

(MUSIC CUTS OUT)

(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

(CREATURE GROANS)

Mason, Mason.

Mason, Mason.

Mason.

Wake up.

It's not following me anymore.

You know the morning when we were at the motel?

You said that it's not following you anymore?

You know what, never mind.

Just forget I said anything.

The seeing hole.

The seeing hole from the stone.

That's what was following me.

And I never said it was gone.

Are you saying the stone is still here?

I threw it out, Pamela, I threw it away.

No.

It's right here.

(EERIE DISTORTED NOISE)

(MAN PANTS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(WOMAN WHIMPERS)

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

Pamela, Pamela, are you okay?

I can't see, I can't see, I can't see anything. (SOBS)

There seems to be nothing wrong with her physically,

Mason, but we'd like to keep her for a day or two

for psych observation, is that okay with you?

(EERIE GUITAR MUSIC)

Sir, can I come in, please?

What is it you want?

We're closed.

I need your help.

Help regarding what?

(EERIE DISTORTED NOISE)

Hey.

Hey, where are you going?

I need your help.

(DOOR BUZZES)

So.

You've decided to return what you've taken.

Something happened to Pamela.

I just thought that...

And you thought what, exactly?

I thought you would know something about the book.

Maybe it had something...

Yes, it belongs to me.

I didn't know she had taken it.

It's just a book.

Any recipes or spells in it are just for fun.

You're a liar.

Listen.

Some strange things are happening to my girlfriend, Pamela.

I need your help.

I've never believed in this kind of thing before, but...

I think I'm starting to.

And between that weird book and that creepy hag stone,

she seems to think things are following her.

Hag stone.

Yes, the stone.

She's had it for a while now.

Then she started sleeping with it.

Recently it started to freak me out,

but now she's going berserk over it.

Now she seems to think something's following her.

Can you tell me anything?

Did you see this something?

No.

I mean...

I don't know.

(EERIE MUSIC) I did feel something.

Something cold.

(DISTORTED ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

You should distance yourself from her.

What?

You should distance yourself from me.

Leave.

But Pamela...

(BOOK THUDS)

(EERIE NOISE)

Now.

What...

(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

Her optic nerves are in perfect condition.

I'm not going to refer her to the optometrist,

but I'm going to give you a number to a psychotherapist.

Pamela's issues are rooted somewhere in her mind.

Her affliction is real, Mason,

even if it's not apparent to us.

Why is she wearing those?

(FAINT NOISE FROM TV)

(IDYLLIC MUSIC)

(SOMBER ROCK MUSIC)

(DISTORTED ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

(CREATURE GROANS)

(CREATURE HOWLS)

(CREATURE GROANS)

(MASON GASPS)

(CREATURE GROANS)

(MASON SIGHS)

(STATIC FROM TV)

(MASON GASPS)

Shit, Pam.

You scared the hell out of me.

Are you feeling any better?

I can see now, Mason.

What?

(CREATURE GROANS)

I can see now.

(CREATURE GROANS)

I can see everything.

(EERIE ROCK MUSIC)

I'm scared, Mason.

Nothing is solid anymore, everything is

opening up, like flowers.

Mason, please.

Help me.

(EERIE ROCK MUSIC)

(CREATURE GROANS)

(PAM GRUNTS)

Help me, Mason.

(CREATURE GROANS) (EERIE DRUM MUSIC)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (CREATURE GROANS)

(WIND HOWLS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(MASON PANTS)

(EERIE GUITAR MUSIC)

(DISTORTED ATMOSPHERIC NOISE)

(DISTORTED ROCK MUSIC)

(EERIE NOISE)

(CROWD CHATTERS) (SIRENS WAIL)

MORGAN: As you can see, it's complete pandemonium

and chaos in the streets. (PANTS)

I thank you for allowing me to be your...

Your final newscaster here on...

Channel four news.

I trust that everyone is with their loved ones

or doing what they love or making love.

For me, it's even... (SIGHS)

Oh my God.

It's happening.

JULIAN VOICEOVER: Apocalypse, yeah right.

Why are people so asinine?

I mean, this isn't the first time we tried

to predict the end of the world.

I remember this whole Mayan Calendar crap a few years ago.

You know, it had everyone turning into preppers.

Well, I think it's just, well, stupid,

how so many people can put so much thought into the end

over the present and now, here I am, 2015,

January 1st, and...

No end of the world, no UFOs, solar flares, no comet

and, uh, no return of Cthulhu.

Nope, it's just me and my cubicle

and another shitty day.

(QUIET STRING MUSIC)

(ALARM BEEPS)

DJ: It's 6:30 AM in our paradise we call

East Prairie, and there isn't a lot of surprises this week.

We're going to have a lot of highs in the upper 70s

and things are going to...

(VOICE FADES OUT) (MAN SIGHS)

JULIAN VOICEOVER: I wonder if they noticed

if I didn't show up today.

DJ: Business is business as usual, I like to always say.

Everstone Medical has once again surpassed X Quartech

as the worlds most valuable company after the release

of their new medication, absorvital, that has been proven

to eradicate autism within children and adults.

MAN: Yes, and X Corp's stock has been on the decline...

JULIAN VOICEOVER: What in the hell is that?

MAN: Suggesting that its fast growth phase,

rare for a company of its size, may be coming to an end.

DJ: Speaking of coming to an end,

there has been speculation...

MAN: Suggesting that its fast growth phase,

rare for a company of its size, may be coming to an end.

DJ: Speaking of coming to an end,

there has been speculation of just that

as it pertains to the world.

We may have narrowly escaped armageddon

a little over two years ago

from the supposed Mayan prediction...

JULIAN VOICEOVER: I don't remember having this box.

God, I'm losing it today.

MAN: Speculations have gone on to say that a local

conglomerate, ironically made to save lives,

may be the cause of said apocalypse.

Skepticism has run heavy over this story

since its announcement.

We actually go live to Morgan Middlebrook,

our man on the street, as he gives us a look

on how the city has been taking the news

of possible imminent death.

No, no, no. (GROANS)

No.

Oh, you're so gonna charge me for this, I know it.

Where the hell did that come from?

Another day of being alive after the apocalypse scare.

Yes, yet another prediction has...

(HORN BLARES)

(QUIET PIANO MUSIC)

NARRATOR: Steps to building self motivation,

how to motivate yourself written by Rob Fladry.

You have no personality, low self esteem,

and have driven yourself into a safe routine life.

And if you want to excel, you need to remember

these three steps, have a cause, be hungry

and let go of the past.

Step one, I can't think of a more powerful source

of motivation than a cause that you care about.

Such cause can inspire you to give your best,

even in the face of adversity.

It can make you do the seeming...

Watch where you're... (SIGHS)

Just going.

JULIAN VOICEOVER: Shut up, Julian, shut up and walk away.

Oh, God, she's beautiful, why is she just staring at me?

(โ™ช "LA HABANERA")

Aw, crap, not this guy, every morning.

No, I want to get an email to...

JULIAN VOICEOVER: I wish you'd get in the elevator

with me, I wonder if he senses the awkwardness

of these elevator rides so he fakes phone conversations.

Yeah, sure, I'll just hit a button that you normally

can hit yourself, sure, no, no, problem, no, no,

not at all, you're the boss.

I'm just another slave to your grindstone.

(SIGHS) I swear.

Catch that Bucks game yesterday?

No. (STAMMERS)

Dean, all right, yeah, no, good job.

Yeah, uh-huh.

(BELL DINGS)

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

(TIMER RINGS)

(MAN SIGHS)

MAN: Everstone Medical Supplies has been serving

the great city of East Prairie for almost 40 years,

founded in 1975 by my great friend and father,

Patrick Romero, he helped make this company

what it is today.

Basing its success on three core beliefs, speedy deliveries,

building a personal relationship with clients,

and keeping the highest recovery rate in the country.

Here at EMS, we don't just save lives...

(TIMER DINGS)

(NUMBERS CLICK)

(LIGHT ROCK MUSIC)

JULIAN VOICEOVER: It's her.

It's really her.

I can't believe it, she's...

Did she even see me?

What is she doing here?

(FLAMENCO MUSIC)

She's still out there.

What is she doing with that teddy bear?

What in the hell?

Tonight we are live on the streets

where you can see people are in celebration

over another day of being alive.

Yes, it is true, yet another prediction has been debunked.

People are excited, Tom, people are excited.

Yes, another prediction has been debunked,

giving us all another reason to appreciate

the lives that we live, now, let's see if we can't

pull the people off the street and get their opinion.

Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, how do you feel about tonight?

WOMAN: I feel excited about tonight.

That's enough.

(TV CLICKS)

(DOWNBEAT GUITAR MUSIC)

ANNOUNCER: This is an attack warning.

Attack warning means that an actual attack

against this country has been detected

and that protective actions should be taken.

Important instructions will follow in 30 seconds.

(RADIO BEEPS)

(MAN SIGHS)

JULIAN VOICEOVER: I wonder if they'd notice

if I didn't show up.

ANNOUNCER: This is an attack warning.

Attack warning means that an actual attack

against this country has been detected

and that protective actions should be taken.

Important instructions will follow in 30 seconds.

FEMA presents you the following message,

this is an attack warning, repeat,

this is an attack warning, attack warning means

that an actual attack against this country

has been detected and that protective actions

should be taken.

This is the emergency action notification.

(SIREN WAILS)

DISTORTED ANNOUNCER: This is an attack warning,

repeat, this is an attack warning.

(ANNOUNCER'S VOICE ECHOES)

DISTORTED MOTIVATION TAPE: Steps to

building self motivation.

How to motivate yourself, written by Rob Fladry.

Step two, being hungry, wanting something is not enough.

You must hunger for it.

Having your desire won't take you through the difficult

times since you don't want things badly...

(CAR ALARM BEEPS) (SIRENS WAIL)

(ANNOUNCER'S VOICE ECHOES)

Morning, thanks for calling Everstone Medical

tech support, this is Julian speaking.

Can I have your account number please?

Can I have your first and last name, please?

(DOWNBEAT GUITAR MUSIC)

Do you have a number I can reach you in case

we get disconnected?

Is there a secondary number I can reach you

in case I can't reach you there?

How can I help you today?

Good morning, thank you for calling...

JULIAN VOICEOVER: I don't know why I can't stop

thinking about her, there's just something about her.

JULIAN: What is your first and last name, please?

(JULIAN TYPES)

Do you have a number I can reach you in case we get

disconnected?

(DIAL TONE BEEPS)

Is there a secondary number I can reach you

in case I can't reach you there?

(TIMER DINGS) (JULIAN SIGHS)

Too many calls today.

(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)

ANNOUNCER: This is an attack warning.

Attack warning means that an actual attack

against the country has been detected

and protective actions should be taken.

Important instructions will follow in 30 seconds.

Repeat, this is an attack warning, attack warning means

that an actual attack against this country...

(DISTORTED NOISE)

DISTORTED TV: Has been serving the great city

of East Prairie for almost 40 years.

Developed in 1975 by my great grandfather, Patrick Romero.

He helped make this company what it is today,

basing its success on three core beliefs,

speedy deliveries, building personal relationships

with clients, and keeping the highest recovery rate

in the country, here at EMS, we don't just save lives,

we change them...

(NUMBERS CLICK)

(DOWNBEAT MUSIC)

DISTORTED ANNOUNCER: This is an attack warning.

Attack warning means that an actual attack...

Attack warning...

(MUFFLED TV FROM WITHIN)

(WOMAN KNOCKS)

Against this country has been detected

and that protective...

Hello?

ANNOUNCER: Important instructions will follow

in 40 seconds.

(NO AUDIO FROM WOMAN)

Important instructions will...

Hey, hey, I just saw you turn out the light.

Answer the door.

What is she doing here?

(DOWNBEAT MUSIC)

Hello?

Oh, she's beautiful.

All right.

I can do this.

Oh, God, who am I kidding, I can't do this, I can't do this.

Who am I kidding?

Who am I kidding?

He's not gonna answer.

Why do I have to be so awkward all the time?

I mean, lions, they're not awkward.

I was shocked too.

Just to see someone.

I know this sounds crazy, I can't imagine

what you must be going through.

It's kinda nice to be not be talking to the wind

or inanimate objects around me.

I mean, you're here and I'm here.

I remember when I couldn't even pass by people

just walking down the street.

(SIGHS) Painful memories right now.

Walking hand in hand? (SIGHS)

I know you're in there, just answer the door, dammit.

(DOWNBEAT MUSIC)

Okay, I can do this.

Be a lion.

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

ANNOUNCER: News anchors John Carlo Hernandez,

Michelle Lynn, and our man on the street,

Morgan Middlebrook.

(LIGHT PIANO MUSIC)

Hey you, come here, no, closer.

All types of men, and I'm just waiting for you to call.

So I can show you just how much I like you,

how much I want you.

At only 4.99 a minute, how could you resist this, Julian?

Julian?

Julian?

Julian?

Julian?

Julian.

(SIRENS WAIL)

Julian!

Julian!

Julian!

Julian!

Julian!

(WATER RUNS) (MAN HUMS)

(LIGHT MUSIC)

NARRATOR: Steps to building self motivation,

how to motivate... (BEEPS)

(UPBEAT SYNTHESIZER MUSIC)

Huh?

JULIAN VOICEOVER: This is it, she's talking.

And I'm talking.

You stroll down the street with this dumb look

on your face, you come over to this newspaper stand,

grab that newspaper and go into this building.

JULIAN VOICEOVER: Oh, do not mess this up, Julian,

do not mess this up.

- With the same dumb look. - Yeah, but...

What, are you stupid or something?

- No, I... - What do you even do in there

I'm just going to work.

(SCOFFS) Work?

Wait, work, what?

JULIAN VOICEOVER: I know I'm supposed

to be paying attention to her right now,

God, she's beautiful.

She's so...

Wait, what did she say?

There is no more work, there are no people.

There is just you and me.

(SOMBER VERSION OF AULD LANG SYNE)

(DISTORTED ANNOUNCER ECHOES) (SIRENS WAIL)

I am standing here in downtown with...

One minute away from the moment of destruction.

As you can see, it's complete pandemonium and chaos

in the streets.

I thank you for allowing me to be your...

Your final newscaster, here on...

Channel four news.

I trust that everyone is with their loved ones

or doing what they love or making love.

For me it's even...

Oh my God, it's happening.

(BOMBS EXPLODE) (SIRENS WAIL)

JULIAN VOICEOVER: Apocalypse, yeah right.

(GUN FIRES)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(WOMAN HUMS)

Subtitles by explosiveskull

(EERIE WHISPERS)

(SOMBER STRING MUSIC)

(DISTORTED ROCK MUSIC)

(GUN FIRES)

(SOMBER MUSIC)

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