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- Hey, howareyou, Doc?The usual?
- Please.
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- I'll have my usual too.
- And thatwould be...?
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I come in every day.
You must remember.
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My usual is...
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a half-caf...
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cappuccino...
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- with a light dusting of...
- Nutmeg.
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- Cinnamon.
- Got it.
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God, that's infuriating.
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- I come here as often as you do.
- Don't take it to heart.
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This person remembers me best.
The next person might...
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Oh, my God, you're Frasier Crane!
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- Could I bother you for an autograph?
- No, you can't. It's never a bother.
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- I love your show.
- Thank you.
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I think you're the smartest guy
on Earth.
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Well, one does hear tales of a certain
wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs?
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- There you are.
- Thanks.
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Where was I?
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You were last seen hiking up Mount Ego.
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Enough.
You've yapped about it all morning.
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It's a stupid rule,
and it's foreigners who suffer for it.
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Another drive
on the wrong side ofthe road?
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No.
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It's about my friend Xena.
You don't want to hear about it.
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Hey, Dad.
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- Xena. The Greek woman?
- Yes.
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We're planning a trip together.
Her mother's taking a cruise,
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and her ship will dock in Mazatlan for
a week. She's invited us to join her,
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only I can't go because
my bloody passport's expired.
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Don't give up hope.
We'll get you across that border.
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If I have to,
I'll snuggle you under an old blanket.
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- Don't you mean smuggle?
- I'm using code language.
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You can't be too careful.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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- Ma'am?
- Thanks. I've already ordered.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. You had the...
- Absent-minded waiter.
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I'll get it myself.
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Roz called to remind you about
your meeting with the station manager.
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Yes, that. He probably wants to discuss
my 1,000th radio broadcast.
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- It's next week.
- You've done a thousand shows?
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Yes. If I know the station manager,
he'll want to mark it
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with a gaudy celebration/
press, parties, God knows what.
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No, I've never gone in
for that self-congratulatory hoopla.
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- The work is the thing for me.
- Still, a thousand shows.
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- That's quite an achievement.
- I suppose.
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- Who'd have thought?
- Not me, that's for damn sure.
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Yeah, those first two weeks, p. u.!
Open a window.
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All right!
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- Hey, morning, Roz.
- Morning, Bulldog.
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Oh, my gosh! Look what Frasier
got for me. He's so cute.
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"Dear Roz, a huggy bear
for the mom-to-be. Love... Bulldog"?
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I guess I shoulda known
you'd think it was from Frasier.
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- I'm so sorry, Bulldog.
- It's OK.
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I'm not the warmest guy in the world,
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but when it comes to kids
I get kinda...
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Oh, Bulldog, come here.
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Come here.
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Whoa, you're gonna make a good mother,
Roz.
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Thank you, Bulldog. That's so sweet.
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Bulldog?
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- Oh, get off me!
- What?
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You wanted to hug
because my breasts are bigger!
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No, I was just trying
to feel a little kick.
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Get out!
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Pervert!
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Morning, Roz.
I got you one ofthose muffins you love.
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You're not getting a hug!
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I see those mood swings
have levelled off nicely.
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I'll just go and have that meeting
with Greg.
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It's cancelled. He wanted to talk
about your 1,000th show,
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- but I ran into him and I handled it.
- All right, let me have it.
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What kind of a circus am I in for?
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I suppose a garish outdoor rally
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like the one they gave for Bob and Nipsy
over at KTLK?
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I told him just what you said,
about how the work is its own reward.
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So you're off the hook.
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- They're not doing anything?
- Nope.
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Well, well done, Roz. That's a relief.
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Although...
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I'm not sure I'm being quite fair
to you, you see.
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I did hear that after that rally, Bob
and Nipsy's ratings went up 30 per cent.
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The producer got a handsome raise.
And you, with the little one coming...
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- Well, it's too late now.
- Right.
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Can't be helped.
Best to just leave it alone.
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Still...
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there is the benefit to the station.
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What's good for KACL
is good for all of us.
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That's true.
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I suppose you could call Greg
and tell him I'd be willing,
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for your sake and the station's,
to submit to a small, tasteful,...
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low-key public rally.
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I just want to renew my passport.
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No, I'm a resident alien
here from England.
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You know,
the country that used to own you people?
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You'll go right to
the head ofthe line now.
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I can't wait two weeks.
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Myfriend Xena's flying down
to meet her mum's ship Sunday.
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Don't you put me on hold again!
I'll hang up! I mean it!
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I showed him!
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Well, it's official.
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My 1,000th show is now an event.
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- What's going on?
- Oh, nothing short of a media circus
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with you-know-who in the centre ring.
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They're planning a promotional
blitzkrieg, capped off
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by a public rally in my honour
at the foot ofthe Space Needle.
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Wow! That's great!
You must be thrilled.
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Of course I'm flattered.
I'm just a little bit embarrassed.
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I'd be content with a pat on the back
and an ice cream.
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Dad, they've asked ifyou might say
a few words at the rally.
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You don't have to
ifyou'd be nervous.
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Oh, no problem. I can't tell ya how many
retirement dinners I've spoken at.
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I've still got my old joke book,
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1,001 Side-Splitters, Rib Ticklers
and Thigh-Slappers.
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I'm sure you're a veritable
chiropractor of mirth, but...
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I think they're looking for
something just a bit more personal.
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Hello? All right, Roz, slow down.
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Oh, good Lord, the mayor?
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Well, has Frasier Fever
swept all the way to City Hall?
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Well!
All right, Roz, I'll see you tomorrow.
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- The mayor's going to be there?
- Yes. And not just be there,
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he's going to present me
with a key to the city.
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And he's going to proclaim it
Frasier Crane Day in Seattle.
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Way to go, kid!
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Who can this be?
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Some mechanic from the Vatican
with my Pope Mobile?
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- Niles!
- Frasier, dinner's on me.
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I got some very good news today.
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Your brother
just got some good news, too.
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Not so good as mine, I suspect.
First, I have to apologise
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for being snippy this morning.
I felt eclipsed lately,
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but that vanished
when I reached my office
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for what was waiting on my desk
but a gift from the self-esteem fairy.
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The American Journal of Psychiatry.
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I refer you to the Letters page.
Third one down.
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"Dear Sirs, Dr Egmont Sanderling's
recent article on Trichotillomania
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contained several errors. "
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"He should read the ground-breaking work
on the subject
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by Dr Alan Caldwell,
Dr Milo Lauderstein... "
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Skip to the end.
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"... Dr Geraldine Fennelly
and Dr Niles Crane. "
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Not too shabby, eh?
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That's quite an accolade.
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Yes, I had no idea you were such
a well-known expert on the...
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thing the letter mentioned.
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And the way they saved you for last
so you stand out.
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Nothing to kick away the clouds like
a heady sip from the goblet of fame.
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I told Jean-Claude to start
my victory martini-shaking
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- at precisely eight o'clock.
- Offwe go then.
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You had some news yourself. Do tell.
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Well, let's just wait
for that martini, shall we?
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Happy Frasier Crane Day.
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Or is it Merry Frasier Crane Day?
I can never remember.
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- Very amusing.
- I'll have a half-caf cappuccino.
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Sorry I'm late. I stopped halfway
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to listen to a jolly band
of Frasier Crane Day carollers.
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I tried to join in on
The Twelve Days ofFrasier, but...
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forgot the words around day seven.
How does it go again?
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I believe it's "seven snobs a-sniping. "
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Snipe away. I take your jealousy
as the compliment that it is.
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A little affectionate joshing
doesn't mean I'm jealous.
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- I'm nothing but happy for you.
- Thank you, Niles.
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You know, I'm just a touch skittish
today. All this fuss over me.
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Say, is it possible
to get these two to go?
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We're not due at the Space Needle
for an hour.
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I thought a walk might do us good.
Get a little exercise.
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Then maybe I can stroll away my jitters.
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OK, I could use the fresh air.
I feel a tad sluggish.
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- Up late last night?
- I'm afraid so.
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As usual, I left it to the last minute
to write all my Frasier Crane Day cards.
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What a lovely day.
I'm so glad we decided to walk.
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- I feel calmer already.
- Hey, Doc, way to go!
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I'm listening!
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I just hope Dad doesn't get too nervous
about his speech today.
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I've been giving him
little tips all week.
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As Daphne tells it,
you wrote the whole thing for him.
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I did no such thing! I added a bon mot
or two, tidied up the language,
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removed any questionable material.
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- Not a word of his left, is there?
- Not a comma.
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I'm listening!
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Here's a tip.
The ones with cameras are tourists.
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They have no idea who you are,
much less why you're listening.
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The man clearly waved to me first.
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- He didn't wave at you.
- He did.
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- He was waving...
- Why are you even objecting?
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...for a cab to get away
from the scary "listening" man.
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I love this place.
Here you can feel the pulse of the city.
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You know what I think when I see all
these people here bustling about?
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Low turnout over at Frasier Crane Day?
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No. I think that they're the reason
I love this city.
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- Stop waving.
- Nothing wrong with being friendly.
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There is a difference between friendly
and making a spectacle ofyourself.
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That man tried to assault me
with a fish!
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Niles, get a grip! For God's sake,
you become hysterical
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over the littlest things.
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My suede shoes. You've spilled latte
over them! They're ruined!
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I'm sorry.
And it was a half-caf cappuccino.
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Why can no one remember that?
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I'll have to replace them.
I'll look foolish otherwise.
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Never have I heard such caterwauling
over a pair of shoes.
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I spent a bundle on these.
They're Joan and David.
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- You named them?
- Oh, shut up!
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Well, these are quite handsome,
even if they're just a bit snug.
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You can go back.
There's a pair you didn't try on.
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Nonsense. We weren't in there that long.
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Oh, God, the rally's about to start.
Give me your phone. I'll call Roz.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Hello?
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Frasier, do you know what time it is?
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Where the hell are you?
We're on the air in two minutes!
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I'm sorry.
I was involved in a small accident.
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I'm fine. Just start without me.
We'll take a cab.
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- We'll have better luck at the corner.
- Right.
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Niles, wait! Too many fans that way.
I'll be mobbed.
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We're better off cutting over one block
through that alley.
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Frasier's running late,
I've got to use you first, OK?
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Yeah, sure, OK. Geez,
I was hopin' for a little more time.
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I haven't even looked at the stuff
Frasier wrote for me.
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Good afternoon, everyone,
and welcome also to our radio listeners.
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I'm Roz Doyle,
and I'd like to thank you all
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for helping us congratulate
Dr Frasier Crane.
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We've got a full programme...
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Stop worrying.
Dr Crane's a very good writer.
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Look at this.
I'll die up there with this crap.
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Sadly, our guest ofhonour
has been detained,
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but we do have the next best thing,
his dad, Martin Crane.
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Thanks, Roz.
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Good afternoon.
228
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:42,170
22 years ago, my son Frasier came to me
229
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and asked if I would put him
through medical school.
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I agreed to pay for it,
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but remarked,
"I should have my head examined. "
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Frasier replied, "Give me eight years,
and I'll do it for you. "
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It was a hard eight years for Frasier,
but as someone once quipped,
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00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:08,306
"A good psychiatrist never shrinks
from a challenge. "
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00:14:14,736 --> 00:14:16,374
Oh, geez...
236
00:14:19,449 --> 00:14:21,599
For God's sake, Niles,
come out of there.
237
00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:25,463
Our mugger specifically
instructed us to wait for five minutes.
238
00:14:25,789 --> 00:14:29,702
If he'd intended us to time it exactly,
he wouldn't have taken our watches!
239
00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:34,803
All right, calm down. I can see
you're new to this whole mugging thing.
240
00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:38,647
I can't believe I'm missing my own
rally. These shoes are killing me!
241
00:14:38,969 --> 00:14:41,881
They're like the work of a skilled
Chinese footbinder.
242
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:45,377
Niles, give me your phone.
I'll have Roz send us a car.
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00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,881
What do you think the mugger
reached into my breast pocket for?
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The only consolation is he jabbed
himself on my emergency sewing kit.
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00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:55,227
Niles, a pay phone!
246
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:59,072
It's not much use to us
unless we can find a quarter.
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00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,795
Niles, look.
248
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:09,037
You cannot be serious.
You want to rob that poor old man?
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00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,164
- We'll pay him back.
- He's blind.
250
00:15:11,418 --> 00:15:15,252
I know. It's the first break
we've had today. I'll distract him.
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00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,763
Good afternoon!
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Sounding lovely.
253
00:15:29,019 --> 00:15:31,453
- Stop! Thief!
- Dear God, run!
254
00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:40,830
I'd like to thank Frasier Crane
for his friendship...
255
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,184
Excuse me, Mayor Rice?
256
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:45,918
- Yes?
- I have a small bone to pick with you.
257
00:15:46,203 --> 00:15:49,673
I can't say I care for the way your city
treats us poor aliens.
258
00:15:49,998 --> 00:15:51,829
- You're an alien?
- Daphne Moon.
259
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,882
You see, my friend Xena and I...
She's an alien too...
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00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:58,287
...want to get to Mazatlan
to meet her mother's ship.
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00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,342
- Her mothership?
- Yes.
262
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,822
From what I hear,
it's quite spectacular.
263
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,484
I'm sure it is.
Go with these two gentlemen.
264
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,722
- They can take care ofyou.
- Well, thank you very much.
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00:16:09,017 --> 00:16:11,406
- Hello. Do you two work for the mayor?
- Yes.
266
00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:15,202
I suppose I should know that already.
You see, I'm a bit psychic.
267
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:20,138
Stop, Niles! Stop!
268
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,888
I can't go on any longer.
My feet are killing me.
269
00:16:24,199 --> 00:16:27,555
We lost 'em. Most ofthem dropped out
after the first corner,
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00:16:27,869 --> 00:16:30,941
but that short one with the pigtails
was a regular gazelle.
271
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:36,044
Look, it's even farther away
than it was before.
272
00:16:36,378 --> 00:16:39,814
Frasier, the Monorail!
It goes to the Space Needle.
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Let's go!
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Welcome to the Seattle Monorail.
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- Do you think anyone saw us sneak on?
- I think we're all right.
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00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:56,148
I hate to say it, but it was sort of
exciting, flouting the law like that.
277
00:16:57,399 --> 00:17:01,233
It gives you some idea of why outlaws
are always such romantic figures.
278
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,561
You might have cut a more dashing figure
279
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:06,780
had you vaulted the turnstile
and not crawled underneath.
280
00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:10,784
I'm surprised the trains
are even running on Frasier Crane Day.
281
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:16,991
Yes, well, with any luck we'll still
catch the last 20 minutes ofthe rally.
282
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,930
Though how I'll explain my lateness,
I have no idea.
283
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,922
I certainly can't tell them
about the fish, the little girls.
284
00:17:25,052 --> 00:17:28,408
I can make something up, I suppose.
Any suggestions?
285
00:17:28,722 --> 00:17:31,282
- The train stopped.
- That's not very original.
286
00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:33,708
No, Frasier, the train stopped.
287
00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:36,366
...people to be open about it.
288
00:17:36,647 --> 00:17:39,400
What's going on?
Excuse me, what's happening?
289
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,159
Electrical problem ahead.
We're going back.
290
00:17:42,444 --> 00:17:44,878
What?
But those people are waiting for me.
291
00:17:45,155 --> 00:17:48,227
- They're so close.
- I guess it just isn't your day.
292
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:50,091
But it is my day!
293
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,203
- Don't panic, Frasier.
- Oh, don't panic?
294
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,125
Yes, why should I panic?
295
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,970
I'm only missing a celebration
in my own honour,
296
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,130
making me a laughing stock. And why?
297
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:05,293
- You spilled coffee on my shoes!
- You're blaming me?
298
00:18:05,592 --> 00:18:08,948
Ifyou had the gripping ability every
species above the tree sloth has...
299
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:12,140
You should think back on the 45 minutes
you and your ego
300
00:18:12,432 --> 00:18:15,822
spent in that shoe store
trying on every pair of shoes!
301
00:18:16,144 --> 00:18:19,500
- Are you calling me vain?
- Ifthe Joan and David fits!
302
00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:32,562
I don't even know
why I'm yelling at you.
303
00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:36,662
I guess I'm just trying to blame you
because I don't want to face the truth.
304
00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:39,069
I'm a big fat phoney.
305
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:46,198
I wanted my day.
I wanted hoopla and fuss.
306
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:50,478
I practically planned
the whole thing myself.
307
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:52,673
- You did?
- Yes.
308
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:57,008
Says a lot about me as a psychiatrist,
doesn't it?
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00:18:58,895 --> 00:19:01,250
I'm a small man.
310
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:05,755
Well, what does it say about me that
I was happy seeing you miss your day?
311
00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:08,397
- You were?
- Of course.
312
00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:12,773
I've been jealous ofyou all week.
I'm a tiny man.
313
00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:16,883
- Next to me, you're a giant.
- I stare up at your ankles.
314
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:20,038
- I'd need a stepladder just to...
- Let's not do this.
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00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:27,766
You shouldn't feel guilty, Frasier.
Everyone deserves a fuss. You above all.
316
00:19:28,842 --> 00:19:32,835
You've helped a lot of people. They
deserve a chance to thank you for it.
317
00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:36,319
Thank you, Niles.
318
00:19:41,938 --> 00:19:45,374
Dr Crane is on his way
and should be here any minute.
319
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,356
There it goes.
320
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:54,398
Goodbye, fuss.
321
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,261
Goodbye, day.
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00:20:06,046 --> 00:20:08,640
I hesitate to say this,
but you still have time...
323
00:20:08,924 --> 00:20:11,484
Stop it!
Don't you dare get my hopes up!
324
00:20:12,469 --> 00:20:15,939
That ship has sailed,
that fat lady has...
325
00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:17,822
Taxi! Taxi!
326
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:24,308
- Oh, damn! I give up.
- Well, I don't. This is your day,
327
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,363
and if I can get you there
for a curtain call, I will.
328
00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:30,449
I still have the blind man's quarter.
I'll call a cab.
329
00:20:30,737 --> 00:20:32,967
Thank you, Niles. You're a good brother.
330
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,994
- Hey! Did I hear you yellin' for a cab?
- Yes!
331
00:20:37,327 --> 00:20:39,636
- I can take you if you want.
- Are you serious?
332
00:20:39,913 --> 00:20:42,381
- Yes.
- Niles! Niles, let's go! Come on!
333
00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:49,381
- What about your friend?
- Oh, he'll be all right.
334
00:20:49,673 --> 00:20:51,345
He's got street smarts.
335
00:20:51,591 --> 00:20:54,389
- Where are we going?
- The Space Needle, please.
336
00:20:54,678 --> 00:20:57,067
No problem.
Should be there in five minutes.
337
00:20:57,347 --> 00:20:59,736
That's the first good news
I've heard all day.
338
00:21:00,976 --> 00:21:03,570
I've been having
a pretty rough day myself.
339
00:21:03,854 --> 00:21:07,847
Yeah. My ex-wife
is getting remarried tomorrow.
340
00:21:08,191 --> 00:21:10,261
In Pennsylvania yet.
341
00:21:10,527 --> 00:21:14,076
- You goin' to that rally over there?
- As a matter of fact, I am.
342
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:18,524
Told her I'd come to the wedding,
but I've been getting cold feet.
343
00:21:19,202 --> 00:21:23,036
Better make up my mind soon, though.
My plane leaves in a few hours.
344
00:21:23,373 --> 00:21:27,082
They don't give you any bargains
on those last-minute tickets either.
345
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,569
Maybe this isn't the best time
to tell you
346
00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:31,874
but I'll have to owe you for this ride.
347
00:21:34,217 --> 00:21:36,048
Don't worry about it.
348
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:41,205
Probably never should have gotten
married in the first place.
349
00:21:41,516 --> 00:21:44,428
We were young.
Had a few good years, though.
350
00:21:44,728 --> 00:21:47,037
Well, that's something, at least.
351
00:21:48,023 --> 00:21:50,173
At least the kids
will be there tomorrow.
352
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,240
- Kids?
- Son and a daughter.
353
00:21:54,154 --> 00:21:57,510
I don't see 'em much. They went
with their mom when we divorced.
354
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:02,356
Of course, I think I'm more excited
about seein' them
355
00:22:02,663 --> 00:22:06,212
- than they are about seein' me.
- Why would you say that?
356
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,139
Just a feeling.
357
00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:12,814
I didn't make much of my life back
when Marie and I were together.
358
00:22:13,715 --> 00:22:16,627
Turned it around, though.
I own this car.
359
00:22:16,927 --> 00:22:20,317
Well, it's a nice one.
360
00:22:22,182 --> 00:22:26,778
The hardest part is, if I do go,
I have to see my in-laws.
361
00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:29,864
They were never too crazy about me.
362
00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:33,823
This new guy Marie is marrying is
supposed to be some kind of big success.
363
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,268
I don't know what I'd say
to any of them.
364
00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:40,284
Part of me thinks I'd just be better off
leaving the whole thing alone.
365
00:22:41,243 --> 00:22:44,758
- And part ofyou doesn't.
- I'd like to see my kids.
366
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:48,845
Especially now
they're getting a new dad.
367
00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:51,461
Hell of a choice, huh?
368
00:22:51,712 --> 00:22:55,944
You know, sometimes difficult choices
like these can be good things.
369
00:22:57,801 --> 00:23:00,361
They can teach us about who we are.
370
00:23:08,645 --> 00:23:11,159
I've bent your ear enough about this.
371
00:23:12,107 --> 00:23:13,825
Besides, we're here.
372
00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:16,900
Oh, don't worry about me.
I've got plenty of time.
373
00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:21,029
- Tell me more about your kids.
- All right.
374
00:23:23,327 --> 00:23:26,364
- I'm John, by the way.
- I'm Frasier.
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00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:04,371
So long, Seattle, we love you!
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