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Think it's ready for bullets.
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Oh, boy.
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My head hurts when you get
all existential and shit.
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This morning the Wi-Fi
shuts down for no reason.
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Took me forever to get it back up.
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Then I waited five minutes for my coffee.
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Five minutes!
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But you got through it, bro.
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You faced it head on and you
came out the other side.
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I'm proud of you.
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On the way home,
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I'm in the left lane at the intersection.
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I missed the left turn arrow,
but then the light
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turns from arrow to green.
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The car in front of me just sits there.
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Doesn't pull into the intersection.
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The driver doesn't get
that a green light means
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you can make a fucking left-hand turn
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if there's no oncoming traffic,
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even without a fucking
left-hand turn arrow.
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He doesn't move.
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The driver needs the fucking arrow.
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People have to be pointed
in the exact fucking direction.
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When did everyone become
so fucking stupid?!
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I don't know. Maybe they weren't
so smart to begin with.
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Nothing works.
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All of this just needs to end.
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The worst part is,
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I just realized,
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I hate this fucking coffee.
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This coffee tastes like burnt asshole.
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Why is this called signature roast?
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Who is signing for this shit?
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Okay, dude.
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It's not about the coffee, bro.
It's about Michael.
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Don't even bring him up.
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Our little lost Antichrist.
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Show some respect, bro.
He's the son of Satan.
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Well, Satan might want
to get a paternity test.
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We've only been waiting
for this dude our whole lives
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to put an end to all this bullshit.
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Give us a world that's worth the hate.
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And what does he say
when he gets here?
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"I don't know what I'm supposed to do."
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Cut him some slack, okay?
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Even Jesus needed time to figure shit out.
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That's why he went to the desert, bro.
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The freaking desert?
You're saying that's where Michael is?
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- The freaking desert?
- No.
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I don't know where the fuck he is.
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I'm just saying, maybe he needs time
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to get his head together, you know?
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- Maybe he's looking for a sign.
- A sign?
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All the guy needs to do is look around.
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The world is a raging clusterfuck.
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And we need to burn this
motherfucker to the ground!
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Wipe the slate clean and start over.
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This time do it right.
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You asked me to remind you
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about the Cooperative meeting next week.
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Right.
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This is the reminder.
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Consider us duly reminded.
Thanks, Ms. Venable.
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Anything else?
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You promised to give me more
agency in day-to-day matters.
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This would be a good opportunity.
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- What is this Cooperative?
- Uh...
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You heard of movers and shakers?
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These are the people
that make them shake and move.
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That visitor you had last week.
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Is he a member?
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Not exactly.
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There must be
a part I can play here.
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With The Cooperative.
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Trust us,
that's not your domain, Ms. Venable.
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But, for our flight, could you
get us those stewardesses
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we had last time?
From Mile High Escorts?
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- Oh, shit, yes.
- Yeah.
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Do I need to remind you
that I was the first person
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you hired when this company
was operating
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out of the back of a van?
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I have given you everything I have.
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Every second of every day.
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I've sacrificed any semblance
of a personal life.
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Friendships. Family. I don't
even have a decent hobby.
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Ms. Venable, there's an old saying.
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"If you aren't where you want to be,
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just look in the mirror."
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Are you actually referring
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- to my disability?
- No.
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Your scoliosis isn't
the problem, Ms. Venable.
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It's the chip on your shoulder.
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But we still love you.
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Mile High Escorts, please.
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Make your own arrangements.
I'm done here.
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Whatever.
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She'll calm down;
She always does.
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She just gave me
a great fucking idea.
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A way through all of our Antichrist issues.
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Synced & corrected by MaxPayne
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You're pushing too hard.
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I don't get it;
I used to be able to do this.
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You're exhausting yourself, dear.
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Try to relax. Don't force it.
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Witchcraft is an art.
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But our powers only develop as
fast as our cerebellum allows.
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So just give it time.
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That's all we're saying.
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What if we don't have time?
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Michael told you
he was coming to kill us all.
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We'll be fine as long as
we stay here, in this house.
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I put all of Robichaux under the
protection of an aura shield.
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Every witch will be safe,
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but any human, demon,
or other will find it impossible
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to step through our front door.
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We can't always control
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the energies around us.
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Negative emotions, sickness,
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toxic people, unwanted spirits.
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These things are unavoidable.
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Like the clap at Plato's Retreat.
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But the Guardian's Chalice
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is our first line of defense
against all of that.
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Uh, a bear trap for bad juju.
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You just stash one
in or around a space
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you want to protect...
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And even that's not gonna be enough.
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Not without this dope-ass
mantra to recite before.
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That's gonna put all of the
power into these jars of junk.
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Everyone repeat after me.
We'll do it together.
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Any unwanted spirits
and negative energy,
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you must leave now.
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Any evil presences,
leave this space.
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Only light and healing
energy is allowed in here...
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Negative energies,
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you must leave now.
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Evil presences,
leave this space.
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Only light and healing energy
is allowed here.
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Clearly that mantra's bullshit.
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Oh, come on, you can't be
that surprised to see me.
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Fuck no, you were prophesized,
darling.
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Up yours.
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I told Cordelia
what I was gonna do to all of you.
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I have deaths to avenge.
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Mead?!
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How the fuck are you here?!
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I was built for this.
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Shit!
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Oh, God. It's him.
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We need to leave before
Michael finds his way up here.
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- No, we need to stop him.
- We have to keep you safe.
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I don't understand;
Our sisters are dying.
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There is nothing you can do
to help; You are not ready.
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He is going to kill you,
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and I can't let that happen.
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So... we good?
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Better than good.
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I'll put in a word with my father.
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Satan just greenlit your
talk show for 13 episodes.
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We failed.
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Again.
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The witches we actually wanted
to kill got away.
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Cordelia fucked with me
and my people, and for that,
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all I wanted was to watch
her die, but instead...
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You're angry, and I understand,
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but this is still a victory.
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And besides, your destiny
is to end the world
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with a rain of fire.
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Killing those witches ain't gonna do that.
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You were the one who said
the way to end the world
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was with magic.
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You said either the witches
and warlocks stood behind us
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or we kill them.
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Well, that was our plan before,
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maybe we need to change course.
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What does that even mean?
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- This guy's a fucking mess.
- Yeah.
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Don't even get me started
on his hair.
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Why don't we just focus
on getting him to end the world?
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Okay. Yeah. Tell him to burn
this motherfucker to the ground.
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Yeah.
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It's time to burn
the sucker down,
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and you don't need
magic for that.
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And besides, when you end the world,
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you end the witches.
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Come on.
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Michael, think bigger.
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I... I have actually been thinking
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about some other possible avenues.
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See, that's great.
Like what?
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Maybe I could run for president.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that could be problematic
for a lot of reasons.
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You look barely old enough to rent a car.
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Sure, but I could start out
as an ambassador
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and then I'd become
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one of the president's
most trusted advisors.
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What the fuck is he talking about?
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I think I know, and it's not good.
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Michael, this sounds
like the plot of The Omen III.
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Is this where
you're getting your ideas?
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Well, I don't know
where else to look.
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It's not like there's a bunch
of reference material
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on how to be the Antichrist.
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Aw, dude!
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Relax! I got this.
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Sometimes you have to bring in
the big guns to take it home.
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Whatever.
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Okay.
We could go to the guys who
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brought me back to you.
Maybe they have the answers.
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Really? They seem like a bunch
of coked out nerds to me.
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- Rude.
- Uh-uh.
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They're very smart,
not to mention good-looking.
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Okay. We'll go.
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Yeah! Boom!
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Putin,
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Buffett, Clinton...
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Oh, Bill, not Hillary.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Kim Pyong So...
- General Kim.
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Dude controls all the
nuclear weapons in North Korea.
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I don't get it, how are
all these people connected?
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That's a list of 100 members
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of the world's most powerful organization,
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called... The Cooperative.
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Yeah, except no one in The Cooperative
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would ever admit to being in
The Cooperative.
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Also, "The Cooperative"
is a code name.
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The real name...
is the Illuminati.
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And, actually, this list doesn't exist.
Bye, list.
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You guys are in the Illuminati?
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Well, I mean,
were that group to exist, yeah,
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you might find some familiar names
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on the roster at number 69.
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69.
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Yeah!
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The point is,
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The Cooperative controls
the money, the arts, the armies,
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the thoughts, everything.
They run the fucking world.
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And everyone in The Cooperative
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has sold their soul...
to the Devil,
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which means that you control
The Cooperative.
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Daddy set you up, bro.
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They've been waiting for the
Antichrist. You just tell them
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what you want and when you
want it, and they have to do it.
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They're basically, like,
your army, dude.
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Wh-What am I supposed to do with them?
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Hmm? If magic wasn't enough
to bring about the end-times...
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Uh, no, no, no, no.
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You don't need magic
to destroy the world, bro,
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not when you have science.
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And humanity. People suck.
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They're selfish and short-sighted.
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All anyone cares about
is immediate gratification.
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And that's why everything happens.
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One shitty self-serving act at a time.
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You multiply one bad impulse
by seven billion people,
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you get global warming.
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- You get mass extinction.
- Yes.
260
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- You definitely get genocide.
- Yes, yes.
261
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,170
I mean, it's sheer numbers, bro.
262
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Math is way more powerful than magic.
263
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:22,840
We are totally ready to give
the middle finger
264
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,710
to the world and restart mankind.
265
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,040
It's the prophecy, bro.
266
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:30,130
You will reign for a thousand
years of fire. It's in the book.
267
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,930
- I...
- It's in the good book.
268
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:34,900
You read this book?
Revelations.
269
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,840
You read it?
270
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,940
What's next?
271
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,030
Okay, so Dead Hand is a
Russian nuclear defense system
272
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,960
set up for mutual assured destruction.
273
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,080
In the event that
a nuclear attack is detected,
274
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,770
counter missiles will be launched
275
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,040
automatically, even if all
the commanders on the ground
276
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,840
are dead.
277
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,240
With the people we know
in positions of power,
278
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,040
all you need for Armageddon, bro,
279
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,200
are three people in the right places,
280
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,860
pushing the right buttons.
281
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,870
Will it be enough
to kill the witches?
282
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,010
Yeah. I mean, definitely.
283
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,210
- Ideally.
- Yeah.
284
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,840
All you got to do is talk to them.
285
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,570
Oh, God.
Are we even safe here?
286
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,840
The Swamp Witch's shack
may be a grimy shit hole,
287
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:34,860
but it's definitely secluded.
288
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,460
The only other person that knows
289
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600
it's here is dear Misty,
290
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,730
and she's off gallivanting with Stevie.
291
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,920
Oh, my poor girls.
292
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,220
She's there.
293
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,810
Something's happened.
294
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,050
Oh, God.
295
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:46,020
It's us, Delia. You're safe now.
296
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,990
I saw them. I saw them,
but I couldn't feel them.
297
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,930
I couldn't feel their souls,
there was nothing.
298
00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:59,810
I couldn't bring them back.
Why couldn't I bring them back?
299
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:02,820
Oh, shit.
300
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,950
What?
301
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:08,220
- Um...
- What is it?
302
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,890
When we went to the house
where Michael was born,
303
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:13,830
we found out
he could do this thing.
304
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,180
After he kills someone,
305
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:19,180
he can... erase their soul.
306
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:22,050
He can, like,
307
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,990
burn their soul,
so there's nothing left.
308
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,860
They don't go anywhere,
they're not ghosts.
309
00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,920
They're just...
310
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:30,060
gone.
311
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,210
How could you keep this from me?
312
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,950
You put all of us in danger!
313
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,950
I told you
he was the Antichrist!
314
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:41,150
- What more did you need to know?
- This will do no good.
315
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,960
We can't turn on each other now.
316
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:45,090
None of this will bring back our girls.
317
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,960
They're gone, Delia.
318
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,080
They're gone.
319
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,180
No.
320
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,920
No, please,
321
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,180
there must be something we can do.
322
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,850
Maybe there is.
323
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:12,150
Tempus Infinituum.
324
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,890
We don't teach it to our students
325
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,690
because it's considered a myth.
326
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,820
There has never been
a confirmed case of a witch
327
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,830
who has it.
328
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:22,040
A girl imbued with this gift
329
00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:24,980
is said to have the power
to change past events,
330
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,720
alter history.
331
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:30,850
Are you saying this bitch
can travel through time?
332
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,170
It sounds preposterous, I know.
333
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,120
I myself dismissed it as mere legend,
334
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:38,810
until our young Supreme
found a road-killed deer
335
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,150
and did not merely bring it back to life,
336
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,880
she reversed the flow of time,
returning it to its youth.
337
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,280
If you were able to do this,
338
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,150
you can go back and save our coven.
339
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,160
I'd do anything to bring back our sisters.
340
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,160
There's a catch.
341
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,050
Not only are there no documented cases
342
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,250
of a witch successfully
executing this power,
343
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,280
but the tales of those who tried
all end in death.
344
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:19,080
February 1913,
345
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,750
St. Petersburg.
346
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,090
The tricentennial celebration of a Russia
347
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,090
united under the Romanovs.
348
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,890
A family that, to my mind,
349
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:29,780
marked the historical height of grandeur.
350
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,710
There were feasts, operas.
351
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:36,190
Fireworks lit up the night sky.
352
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,920
Oh, to be a fly on the wall
of the Winter Palace
353
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,920
when Olga danced the polonaise
with Prince Saltykov.
354
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,860
Five years later,
355
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,180
the history of the world changed forever.
356
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:12,980
Anastasia.
357
00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:15,780
Hmm?
358
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,080
Maria. Tatiana.
359
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:14,030
That night,
the czar's youngest daughter
360
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,850
tried to stop it with
a protection spell.
361
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:21,850
As it turns out,
little Anastasia was one of us.
362
00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:23,850
A witch.
363
00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:25,790
Repellendum
malum minatur, ut nobis.
364
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,790
Repellendum malum minatur, ut nobis.
Repellendum...
365
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,750
Nyet, nyet.
366
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,950
Repellendum, rep...
367
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,050
Repellendum, rep...
Repellendum...
368
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,890
Papa!
369
00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:50,810
Mama!
370
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,120
Her power was not great enough
to defy her fate.
371
00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:58,920
Perhaps yours is.
372
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:01,860
You want to send me
a hundred years into the past
373
00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:03,930
to thwart the Bolshevik Revolution?
374
00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:06,210
We need a dry run...
375
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,750
A way to test your power
without the possibility
376
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,010
that Michael will learn of it.
377
00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:11,280
He's too powerful.
378
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,820
Besides, the Bolsheviks
had already won, dear.
379
00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:17,920
Young Anastasia's survival
will be proof of your success.
380
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:25,780
Hold it close.
381
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,750
Bear with me, dear.
382
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:43,880
This is an unfortunate case
of the blind leading the blind.
383
00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:46,020
Which I'm sure is of no comfort,
384
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:49,890
considering the risk of failure
is death, but here we are.
385
00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:52,960
Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
386
00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:55,030
Let my voice guide you.
387
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,180
In order to achieve this feat,
388
00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,920
you must place yourself
in a different state of mind,
389
00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:05,850
so shed your ego,
disengage from this realm.
390
00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:08,720
Focus your energy on the jewel.
391
00:24:08,790 --> 00:24:12,010
Use it to place yourself in that night.
392
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,210
See the cellar.
393
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:19,220
Balneum infinitum.
394
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:24,090
Dona salui conductus.
395
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:27,830
Balneum infinitum.
396
00:24:27,830 --> 00:24:30,050
Dona salui conductus.
397
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:35,780
Balneum infinitum.
Dona salui conductus.
398
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:41,060
It's working.
399
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:06,850
Shh. I'm here to help you.
400
00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:07,980
Do you understand me?
401
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,790
These men are going to kill you
and your family.
402
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,990
I know what you're trying to do,
but you can't do it alone.
403
00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:14,790
Here, take my hands.
404
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,660
- Don't you want to live?
- Yes.
405
00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:18,840
You're gonna live, okay?
406
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,880
- Repellendum malum minatur, ut nobis.
- Nyet.
407
00:25:22,950 --> 00:25:25,150
Repellendum malum minatur,
ut nobis.
408
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,750
Repellendum malum minatur,
ut nobis.
409
00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:29,820
Repellendum malum minatur,
ut nobis.
410
00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,620
Repellendum malum minatur,
ut nobis.
411
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,960
Repellendum malum minatur,
ut nobis.
412
00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:36,710
Repellendum malum minatur,
ut nobis.
413
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,680
I'm gonna try and create
a way out of here. Come on.
414
00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,080
No!
415
00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:55,080
No! No! No!
416
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,090
I have to go back! I have to go.
417
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,820
- Shh. Look at me.
- I have to go. I have to go back.
418
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,230
You're here.
419
00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:08,810
You are with us.
420
00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:11,980
- You are safe. It's me. It's me.
- I have to go back.
421
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,820
Keep breathing. Keep breathing.
422
00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:22,720
Shh. It's okay.
423
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,610
She almost died, Myrtle.
424
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,750
The damn spell didn't even work.
425
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,150
But it did, Delia.
426
00:26:31,150 --> 00:26:33,020
She was able to go back
and pierce the veil.
427
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,950
If she can do that,
she can do what's needed.
428
00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:39,160
Our powers are tied.
429
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:43,110
Mallory will never really
be ready until I'm gone.
430
00:26:43,150 --> 00:26:45,780
We're not ready to let you go.
431
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,120
I can't stop thinking about my mother.
432
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,190
I've spent so much of my life
433
00:26:51,190 --> 00:26:55,220
running in the opposite direction of Fiona.
434
00:26:57,830 --> 00:26:59,140
God, I hated her.
435
00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:02,880
For never thinking beyond
her own selfish desires,
436
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,080
even when our coven was in danger.
437
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:09,220
But now here I am...
438
00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,820
and I'm not ready to let go either.
439
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,090
We all die, petal.
440
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,010
Some of us make rather a habit of it.
441
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,190
I feel I've made
so many bad decisions,
442
00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:27,060
so many wrong turns.
443
00:27:27,090 --> 00:27:31,030
I don't trust myself to know
what's right anymore.
444
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:38,020
You would tell me...
445
00:27:38,150 --> 00:27:40,890
if I've become her.
446
00:27:40,890 --> 00:27:42,950
Just the fact that you're asking
me this gives you the answer.
447
00:27:43,090 --> 00:27:45,890
Fiona never questioned anything.
448
00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:47,090
She never took the time
449
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:50,250
to ponder the impact of her actions.
450
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:54,120
Never gave a passing thought
about those she hurt...
451
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:59,920
All just...
petty obstacles in her path
452
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:02,860
to her base wants and desires.
453
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:05,190
My dear Delia,
454
00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,950
you are not your mother,
455
00:28:06,950 --> 00:28:10,010
you'll never be your mother,
456
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,950
and the truth is,
457
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:15,950
even if Fiona walked this earth
for a thousand years,
458
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:20,760
she would be but a flicker,
pale in the shadows,
459
00:28:20,890 --> 00:28:25,910
while you light up the sky
like a fiery conflagration.
460
00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:29,920
We must invoke
the Sacred Taking.
461
00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:32,850
Let my powers pour into her.
462
00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:35,120
It will accelerate the process.
463
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,660
I die so she can be born.
464
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:40,880
Don't be daft.
465
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,750
The coven needs you.
466
00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:45,020
What coven?
467
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,750
Everyone is dead.
468
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:49,950
Michael is coming and there's
nothing we can do to stop him.
469
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:51,760
We don't need to stop him.
470
00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,960
We simply need to buy some time.
471
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,780
Back in the dungeon again.
472
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,120
I had hoped to avoid the fetid
aroma of pubescent warlocks
473
00:29:06,190 --> 00:29:07,790
the rest of my life.
474
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,990
I never thought we'd see the day
475
00:29:09,130 --> 00:29:10,990
when we come to ask for help from men.
476
00:29:11,030 --> 00:29:13,880
It might have been easier if
you allowed me to kill myself.
477
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,080
Delia, don't even joke.
478
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,820
John Henry and Behold are potent allies.
479
00:29:17,850 --> 00:29:19,820
Together we can slow Michael down
480
00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:22,720
and give Mallory time
to develop her powers.
481
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,880
Hello?
482
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,990
Weren't they expecting us?
483
00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:52,560
You'll be glad to know
484
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,560
I've made arrangements
with Mile High Escorts.
485
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,770
Roxy and Cricket will be reporting
486
00:30:56,830 --> 00:30:58,570
to the G5 for your flight.
487
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:03,710
We can't accept your resignation.
488
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:06,570
Oh, I wasn't giving you a choice.
489
00:31:06,610 --> 00:31:08,580
I can't work here anymore.
490
00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:10,460
Well, that we can agree on.
491
00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:13,530
You can't work for a company
492
00:31:13,670 --> 00:31:15,470
if the company isn't going to be there.
493
00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:16,470
Or most of the planet.
494
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,800
What are you talking about?
495
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,470
The world is ending, Ms. Venable.
496
00:31:22,510 --> 00:31:24,740
In the next year or two...
497
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,560
It is all gonna be gone.
498
00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:30,570
No more company.
499
00:31:30,570 --> 00:31:32,700
No more Roxy and Cricket.
500
00:31:32,770 --> 00:31:34,770
No more anything.
501
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,370
Oh, my.
502
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,510
- Are you trying to frighten me?
- No.
503
00:31:39,510 --> 00:31:40,780
We're trying to save you.
504
00:31:43,530 --> 00:31:45,930
Okay.
505
00:31:45,930 --> 00:31:48,730
But then why do you two know about it?
506
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,700
Maybe you should have a seat.
507
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,600
Ms. Venable,
508
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,670
have you heard of the Illuminati?
509
00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:11,840
I remember seeing some silly
show on The History Channel
510
00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:15,660
about some secret group
511
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,730
that supposedly controlled the world.
512
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,530
It's not silly; It's for reals.
513
00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:23,400
They had a little name change recently
514
00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:24,640
for reasons of branding and whatnot.
515
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,540
- The Cooperative.
- Sounds better, right?
516
00:32:30,610 --> 00:32:34,760
The Cooperative is on top of
this whole end-time situation.
517
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,770
And we have a plan.
518
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,630
We are going to be building
these Outposts for people.
519
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:43,590
The right people,
so that we can ride it out.
520
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,570
"Outposts."
521
00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:47,780
Yeah, they're like these
little sanctuaries.
522
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:49,790
But see, there's no one
overseeing them.
523
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:53,730
They need someone in charge.
524
00:32:53,870 --> 00:32:59,670
So, we were thinking that
because you have been
525
00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:02,610
so good about keeping us out of trouble...
526
00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:09,730
that you would make
a great Administrator.
527
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:15,370
You would be clear to pick and choose
528
00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:16,640
how you want to run the show.
529
00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:19,370
You're saying I could devise my own rules.
530
00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:21,440
Who's gonna stop you?
531
00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:22,790
You want to make people say
the Pledge of Allegiance
532
00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:24,600
in their underwear every morning?
533
00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:26,660
Knock yourself out.
534
00:33:26,730 --> 00:33:28,400
Ms. Venable, you wouldn't have to answer
535
00:33:28,470 --> 00:33:31,370
to anybody about anything.
536
00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:39,490
This place is so strange.
537
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,700
Why would the world's wealthiest 0.1%
538
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:45,700
choose to wear so much
flannel and Patagonia?
539
00:33:47,570 --> 00:33:50,710
They think true power
lies in not flaunting theirs.
540
00:33:50,770 --> 00:33:52,770
Idiots.
541
00:33:52,910 --> 00:33:55,860
Well, I just hope I can pry them
away from their horseback riding
542
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:59,800
and hot yoga long enough
to convince them to help me.
543
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,530
You got to be kidding me.
544
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,610
I'm just... I'm nervous.
545
00:34:06,610 --> 00:34:09,940
Against all the odds,
you found your way to this place
546
00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:12,630
and to the brink of
fulfilling your destiny.
547
00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:15,430
And those people in there are quaking
548
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,300
in their overpriced boots
because they know they're
549
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,370
about to come face-to-face
with true greatness.
550
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,440
You're the one they're waiting for.
551
00:34:23,510 --> 00:34:24,570
They've all pledged their souls
552
00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:26,510
to your father and to serving you.
553
00:34:26,510 --> 00:34:30,400
And they're starving for you
to show them the way.
554
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,530
It's time for you to do
555
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,700
what you were put on this earth
to do: Destroy it.
556
00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:58,570
Esteemed members of The Cooperative.
557
00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:02,590
World leaders, tech giants.
558
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:07,600
Media moguls and cultural influencers.
559
00:35:07,630 --> 00:35:10,600
The rumors you've heard are true:
560
00:35:12,061 --> 00:35:15,420
My name is Michael Langdon
and I am the Antichrist.
561
00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:32,770
Humanity is at a crossroads.
562
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:36,560
The world as it is today...
563
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:41,500
The poverty, the hunger,
the greed and war...
564
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,750
It's no longer sustainable.
565
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:46,840
The time has come
to wipe the slate clean.
566
00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:51,510
Friends, it's time
for the apocalypse.
567
00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:58,930
I understand your trepidation.
568
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:01,870
But let me remind you
that you are here
569
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,670
because of the gifts
bestowed upon you by my father.
570
00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:09,630
In return, you gave him
your immortal souls.
571
00:36:09,630 --> 00:36:11,700
He owns you.
572
00:36:11,730 --> 00:36:15,430
Therefore, I own you.
573
00:36:15,570 --> 00:36:19,570
We speak with one voice
and my demands are his.
574
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:21,770
Now, as you'll see from the handy guide
575
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,510
provided by my associate,
I do not intend
576
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,460
to leave you and your families to die.
577
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,730
When fire rains down on
the unwashed masses,
578
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,470
you and your families will be
safely squirreled away
579
00:36:34,470 --> 00:36:37,740
in a network of luxury fallout shelters.
580
00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:39,810
You already have the resources.
581
00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:46,560
You just bought land on
New Zealand's South Island.
582
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,770
You own half of Bora Bora.
583
00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:54,840
The bunker underneath
your ranch in Texas
584
00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:56,840
could easily fit 20 people.
585
00:36:56,980 --> 00:37:01,660
With a little construction
and some retrofitting,
586
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,470
these sites will make
the perfect outposts
587
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,600
to ride out the end of the world.
588
00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:09,540
And with the admission price
of $100 million,
589
00:37:09,570 --> 00:37:11,640
only the worthy will gain admission.
590
00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:18,760
Turn to page six, section one.
591
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:21,470
"Outpost Construction."
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