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We come together today...

In dark times such as these,

we must all remember

to look to the lord for guidance.

Submit yourselves, then, to god.

Amen.

Resist the devil...

And he will flee from you.

I regret to say,

I know the powers of Satan firsthand.

Our very own daughter was taken
by perverts and swindlers,

- and let fall into a world of sin.
- Sheriff.

You oughta come take a look at this.

My god!

Go easy on that stuff, will ya?

You know what they say
about too much of a good thing.

Give me some sugar.

You're special.

There ain't nobody else
out there like you.

Now giddy up.

Time is money! Everybody's waitin'.

Whoo!

You're a fucking sex symbol.

Highs in the low...

America needs Jesus.

Maxine.

- "The farmer's daughters."
- Oh!

- Hot damn, iookit! Here I am.
- Wow!

Hollywood, here we come!

No, ma'am. We don't need Hollywood.

These types of pictures
turn regular folks into stars.

We're gonna do it all ourselves.

- Ain't that right, rj?
- Yes, sir!

Finally level the playing field
for people like us.

I don't know, Wayne. That sounds
an awful lot like what you said

about the topless car wash.
Remember that?

Yeah, and had the IRS not had a goddamn
personal vendetta against me,

- that would've panned out beautifully.
- Uh-huh.

Well, you know I'm always game.

My American dream
is not unreasonable.

I just want a paid-for house
with a big old pool

so I can float around with my knees
in the breeze and tan these titties.

What?

I was dealt a good hand.

People spend a lot of money
to look at what god gave me.

- Be a sin not to take care of 'em.
- Mm.

Yes, it sure would.

What about you, Maxine?

What's your American dream?

Hmm.

Hurry it up!
We aren't gonna be long in there!

If this kid I picked up
from the university

can put it together like he says,

our days of struggling might soon be over.

We do even half the numbers
of Debbie does Dallas,

I'm out of the red for good.

Hell, let's make a picture a week, then.

- Patience, darlin'.
- I've been being patient my whole life.

Well, that's the thing
about bein' patient.

I need to be famous, Wayne.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm ready for the high life.

I'm sick and tired
of never gettin' what I want.

Well, you help me keep those jokers
in line out there,

I'll make sure you get everything
your heart desires.

You better have.

I don't worry no more, Wayne.

I deserve nice things.
I have Cosmopolitan taste.

- Don't I know it.
- I mean it!

I want the whole world to know my name.

Like Lynda Carter or some shit.

Hey, everyone with a pulse
is gonna lust after a piece of Maxine minx

once they see what you can do.

You know why?

Why?

'Cause you got that x factor.

Fuckin'-a-right.

Now mosey on over there and grab us
some wonder bread, wonder woman.

- I don't like his girlfriend.
- You don't like anybody's girlfriend.

She hardly says a word,
she just stares at everyone.

Well, she's shy.

Probably ain't never seen
nobody like us before.

People who stare give me
the heebie-jeebies.

Better get used to that
if you're gonna be in the movies.

Your little boyfriend's cute.

You help him with all his films?

Sometimes. Yeah.

Is that your boyfriend?

Sometimes. Yeah.

Hey, how come we don't got
to film none of this in order?

Well, once I have it all in the can,
I can rearrange it however I want.

No shit.

I actually intend on experimenting a lot
with the film's edit,

giving it a certain sense
of the avant-garde,

like they're doin' in France.
It's classier that way.

And it's a good trick
to disguise the low budget.

All right, let's slate it.

And... hit it!

All right, go ahead and fill 'er up.

You know,

if you tilt the camera up
from the nozzle...

It'll look like he's using his cock.

See? I got good sense too.

How come we couldn't do
any of this filming in Houston?

Ain't they got plenty of farms?

Well, this county raised property taxes,

a little bit of cash
goes a long way out here.

Most older folks can't compete
with the bigger outfits no more.

We aren't the only ones
trying to make a buck.

Kidnappers,
murderers, sex fiends,

all the result of our increasingly
secular society.

Besides, it ain't exactly something
I wanna advertise around town.

You know how some people
can get when it comes to sex.

Remember what happened
in sodom and gomorrah.

- Get what we needed?
- Oh, I got it!

Thanks to help from your truly.

Got my smokes?

- Yes, goddamn.
- I'm just askin'.

Hey, if I'm gonna be havin' sex for you,
I'm gonna need cigarettes.

How's the script?

I don't know. It's all right.

Does it matter?

Hey, I don't wanna have to wear
a hard hat to make a iivin'.

Do you?

Then don't you be bringin' down the vibe
of my investments.

Negativity attracts negative results.

Winstons?! You know
I only smoke old golds!

All they had, Bobby-lynne.

That's it! I'm callin' my agent!

Just get back in the dang Van.

That's right.

The deviants are already amongst us,
waitin' for our sons and daughters.

So heed dire warnings,

and repent before it's too late.

He may be a forgiving god,

but every man has got his limits.

Must be a bad wreck.

Y'all stay safe out there.

I'll be right back
with some more golden oldies

right after this commercial break.

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- What is it?
- Oh, don't look.

I hate blood and guts.

Just when you thought
you'd escaped the slaughterhouse.

- Yeah.
- Now that's a bonanza!

Was that the...

Well, this is it!

- Our own studio backlot.
- Thank goodness.

- I'm horny.
- You're always horny.

No. Not always.

It's perfect.

It's really gonna add a lot
of production value.

Y'all stay put while I go
handle business right quick.

This wasn't what I had in mind
when I agreed to help out on your film.

Gotta start somewhere, Lorraine.

Rj, it's smut!

When did you become such a prude?

I'm not.

I just don't understand
why you're doing all this.

Because it is possible
to make a good dirty movie.

Who's that?

Yes, sir, it's Wayne galleroy.
We spoke on the telephone.

Uh...

Howard, right?

You from the county?

This here's private property.

Didn't you see the signs
down at the end of the drive?

Oh, hey, easy, partner.

Somethin's wrong.

What'chu talkin' about?

You're trespassing.

The law says I can shoot.

Sir... I ain't from the county.

I'm from Houston.

We spoke on Tuesday.
You remember?

About y'all's boarding house.

Oh, that's right.

You're looking for a place to stay.

Well, you never can be too careful
with strangers.

You had me pretty nervous there.

It ain't even loaded.

Most of the time,
just waving it around is all it takes.

Oh, yes, sir.

I keep the same thing in my glove box.

Wow, that's one ugly sumbitch.

What? He is.

Hell of a spread you got here!

We like it.

You all right there, old timer?

I'm fine!

- She ain't much.
- She's gorgeous!

Building was for soldiers
during the civil war.

They never saw any action, though.

What about you?

You serve?

Flat feet.

I did.
Two tours in south Vietnam.

Had enough farmers
trying to shoot me for one lifetime.

Know what I mean, pops?

Oorrah.

Oh, careful, Howie!

Hot damn, that's my future fiancee
you're eyeballin' there!

Been a while since you've seen
anything that nice?

I don't recall you mentioning
you'd be bringing all these others.

Now, about that...

See, your ad said $30, but...

I threw in a little extra
to sweeten the deal.

I hope that's okay.

I don't think I like you, Wayne.

In fact,

I don't much like the looks
of none of y'all.

And my wife is next door,

so I would appreciate a little discretion.

I give you my word.

You won't even know we're here.

That was some stellar negotiating.

You really do have
a knack for business.

You keep jawin', towhead, I'll pull you
off the main stage for a month.

Oh, but then, honey,
you won't make no money neither.

How could you just stand there
and let him talk about us like that?

Oh, calm down. Ain't no need
to harsh the mellow.

It's harmless, he's just old.

His pecker ain't probably been hard
since before you were born.

I'd hate people like us then, too.

He don't know what we're doing, does he?

So, church mouse, you do speak.

No. He sure doesn't.

And I intend to keep it that way.

Now, I wouldn't want to give the old
codger a heart attack.

Would you?

It's better to beg for forgiveness
than ask for permission.

You know what I mean?

All right.

That's enough jabberin'.

I reckon it's about high time
we cut to the chase

and we give the people
what they wanna see.

What do you say?

Fuckin' finally!

_ _

Okay, now... now flip her over.

Ooh!

Oh, yeah! Fuck me!

- Yeah!
- Fuck!

That's great. Just scooch
your chin up for me.

All right, now slow it all down.

- I wanna see the passion.
- Hey, kid.

How about you just point the camera
and stay in your Lane?

Let me do the screwing here.

Yeah... mm...

Yes!

Oh, my god!

Now I may not know shit from shinola
when it comes to filmmaking,

but I know for damn sure people are gonna
wanna see what I just saw in there.

Well, that's 'cause I'm not treating it
like pornography, but as cinema.

That's what these other adult films
are iackin'.

Whatever you're doin',
you keep doin' it.

People's eyes are gonna pop out
of their damn skulls when they see this.

We're gonna be rich.

Feel how hard my cock is.

Oh, sorry, baby.

Don't be standin' there,
like you're all proud of yourself.

I was born for this line of work.

Uh, you didn't do nothin', dummy.

It's called actin'.

You good, but you ain't that good.

Fuck my pussy!

Oh, you make me so wet!

Oh, my god, you're so big!

Tsk, aw, don't look so glum.

You did just fine. Come here.

I think I love you.

Bless your heart.

And... action!

Sorry to bother you, ma'am,

but my Van broke down
in the highway back yonder,

and I was hopin' I could use y'all's phone
to call for help.

Oh, my goodness!

I'm afraid we don't own a telephone,

but my daddy will be home soon,

and I'm sure he can give you
a lift to town.

Would you like to... come inside?

Much obliged.

Hello?

Hello?

Lemonade?

Sure is hot out there.

You must be awful thirsty.

Yes, ma'am.

It's got a good taste.

I should probably get back now.

My boyfriend gets real fussy
when he don't know where I'm at, so...

Come with me
before daddy gets home.

I was young once too.

It was taken right before the first war.

Believe it or not, my Howard
served in both.

He survived the trenches
at Omaha beach.

There wasn't anything he wouldn't do
for me back then.

That's the power of beauty.

I was a dancer in those early years.

But then the war came, so...

Not everything in life turns out
how you expect.

Such a special face.

Beautiful.

I don't know what's come over me.

I've never quite felt like this before.

If daddy catches us...

There's no tellin' what he might do.

What are you doing?

You should go.

It will be our secret.

What will?

Shh.

Watch out!

I've been lookin' everywhere for you!

Sorry.

The kid says we're gonna lose the light!

Well, come on, now. Chop-chop.

You're not
gonna end up like them.

You're a fucking sex symbol.

I will not accept a life I do not deserve.

You ready?

Let's go to work.

Coast is clear.

- Sound speed.
- Right...

- Okay, we're rolling.
- Farmer's daughter, take one.

Action.

I'm looking for the owner of this farm.

His daughter said I could find him in here.

You must've been talkin' to my sister.

Sister? She didn't mention you.

Not surprised.

She's always been jealous.

I'm younger, get all the attention.

Daddy never lets her leave
the farm anymore.

He's very protective.

Well, I was hopin' he can give me a ride
back to town before it got dark.

We shouldn't disturb him.

It would only make him angry.

You wouldn't like daddy
when he's angry.

I could give you a ride.

We talked about this.

Howard? Please.

You know I can't.

My heart...

J“ they're gonna put me in the movies j“

j“ they're gonna make a big star
out of me j“

j“ they'll make a film about a girl who's
sad and lonely j“

j“ and all I gotta do is I“

j“ act naturally j“

you were amazing out there.

Now I know why Wayne left
his wife for you.

- So do I!
- Careful.

Told y'all she was somethin' special.

X factor.

Thanks, baby.

- What are you looking at?
- Wait, come on, now.

No, Wayne.

Ain't nobody ever teach you not to stare?

It's rude.

- You got somethin' to say to me or what?
- No.

Well... I do have a question.

See? She's interested, is all.

What's on your mind, church mouse?

Isn't it strange...

Watching her doing it with him?

It's just business.

As long as the camera is runnin'.

So the camera changes things?

- That's right.
- It's not real life, raine.

It's just a movie.

I know that.

Just sayin'... what about love?

What about love?

Well, don't y'all believe in it?

Of course we believe in love.

How can you love someone
and still be with other people?

You think we don't have
no morals or something.

- Is that it?
- No! No, I...

Take it from me,
letting outdated traditions

control how you live your life
will get you nowhere.

I don't know about you, but I got better
places to be than where I came from.

- Amen to that.
- And besides, it's just sex.

You can decide who you wanna love,
but not who you wanna screw.

Attraction is out of our control.

It ain't healthy keeping those feelings
locked away inside.

I seen you sneaking a few long peeks
at Jackson over here.

- No, I... iwasn't looking...
- It's okay.

He don't mind none.

She's right. I don't mind.

No offense.

Everybody likes sex.

It's a gas.

We're just not afraid to admit it.

Queer, straight, black, white...

It's all disco.

You know why?

Because one day,
we're gonna be too old to fuck.

And life's too short, if you ask me.

Roger that.

The fact of the truth of the matter is,
we turn folks on.

- And that scares 'em.
- They can't look away neither.

That's right.

We're like a foxy car wreck.

Which is how I know

that this new home video market
is set to explode.

Finally, people are gonna
get to see what they desire

in the privacy of their own homes,
free of judgement.

We're gonna give that to them
before anyone else.

Porn ain't only gonna be
for perverts no more.

Aw. Toast to the perverts.

They've been payin' our bills for years.

Hear, hear! To the perverts!

To iivin' a life of excess,

being young and having fun
till the day we die.

To the power of independent cinema.

To living life on our own terms.

And never accepting what self-righteous
naysayers have to say.

Right on.

I don't know
if I agree with all of that...

But I did like what I saw today.

I didn't think I would, but I did.

Cheers to that.

- You ready?
- Yeah.

J“ I took my love, I took it down I“

j“ I climbed a mountain
and I turned around j“

j“ and I saw my reflection j“

j“ in the snow-covered hills j“

j“ till the landslide brought me down I“

j“ oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? J“

j“ can the child within my heart
rise above? J“

j“ can I sail through
the changin' ocean tides? J“

j“ can I handle the seasons j“

j“ of my life? J“

j“ mm-mm-mm, mm-mm j“

j“ mm-mm, mm-mm-mm j“

j“ well, I've been afraid of changin' j“

j“ 'cause ibuilt my life around you j“

j“ but time makes you bolderj“

j“ even children get olderj“

j“ and I'm gettin' older too j“

j“ mm-mm j“

j“ mm-mm j“

I wanna do a scene in the movie.

What?

I wanna be in the movie.

Well, why not?

Well...

Because".no.

Did y'all put her up to this or somethin'?

- No!
- Hey!

Take it easy. They didn't do nothin'.

Nobody put me up to anything.
I've been thinking about it all day.

And...

Well, I'm young.

And if we really are makin'
a good dirty movie,

then I don't wanna
just carry the equipment.

I wanna be in it.

Well, you can't.

Says who?

It's my film, Lorraine.

I mean, it wouldn't make any sense.

We've already shot half of it.

The story can't just suddenly
change midway through.

Why?

Because it just isn't done.

What about in psycho?
You love that movie.

Well, psycho is a horror film.

And that plot was a macguffin
to build suspense.

And I'm not making that kind of movie.

Oh, come on, rj. Nobody's
comin' to see this film for the plot.

They're comin' to see tits and ass.

- And a big dick.
- Lorraine!

It's the truth.

Why not just give the people
what they're payin' for?

Because I'm making
something better than that.

When did you become such a prude?

All right, hold on.

I am the executive producer,
which means I get a word.

So, why don't we just take a step outside

before anythin' gets said
that someone might regret?

You gotta back me up in here, Wayne!

I mean, this situation
is fixin' to get outta control.

- It is awfully close.
- Relax.

Hey, what is it they say,
"life imitates art"?

It's the other way around.

Well, whatever, it don't matter.
But you need to listen to me, okay?

Because you ain't been 42,
and I have been 23.

And I'm gonna explain somethin' to you
about young women.

Now, if she's serious...

Which I suspect she is...

She's gonna do it
whether you like it or not.

Now, you try to stop her,
not only is she gonna do it,

she's gonna go on and do it
with god knows how many people

in god knows how many other films,
and nobody wants that.

The way I see it, you only got
one good option here.

What, letting her get balled
by some man-whore?

Come on now! Jackson is a professional.

He ain't got no diseases or nothin'.

You just want more sex in the movie.

That ain't me, hoss.
She wants it, you heard her.

Heck, if she does great, she gets famous,
maybe she'll take you with her.

Wayne, you don't get it.

Lorraine is not like the others in there.

She is a nice girl.

I beg your pardon?

No, I didn't mean it like that.

Oh, I hate to be the one
to tell you this...

But ain't none of them nice girls.

To hell with this. She can have it.

Let's see how far they get without me.

Good luck finding
your own way out of here.

What the...

Ma'am?

Are you all right?

Sorry, I'm...

Ma'am?

What?

How come you just did that?

Why won't you look at me?

Look at me like you looked at her.

What?

I can show you what I'm capable of.

Stop. I don't wanna see it.

Maybe we should just go
find your husband.

Help me.

Rj?

Rj?

Hey, hey, hey.

What's goin' on, church mouse?

It's rj.

I woke up, and he was gone. I...

You don't think he left me, do you?

Well, the Van's still here.

He's gotta be around somewhere.

Oh, hey, it ain't like your dog ran off.

He's probably
just processin' things, you know?

Go on back to bed.

I'd feel bad if! Hurt him.
I don't wanna break up.

Hun, you didn't do nothin' wrong.

He'll get over it.

He just needs to toughen up, is all.

Come on. I'll talk to him in the morning.

Will you help me find him?

Please? I'm worried.

All right.

I ain't gettin' in the middle
of no more of this shit.

Rj!

Are you in here, brother?

This ain't the way
to go about handlin' this.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry if I disturbed you.

What are you doin' out here?

I'm lookin' for my boyfriend.

Have you seen my wife?

No, sir.

Two keys to keepin'
a healthy relationship.

Never let a good woman out of your sight.

Never mention her weight.

How do you think I've been surrounded

by so many beautiful females
my whole life?

There's an art to it.

Just like business.

Fuck! Son of a bitch!

Oh, fuck me!

Oh, shut up, cheeseburger!
Go wander into traffic.

Oh, fuck.

Rj, you in here?

I stepped on a nail.

Come on out and help me,
for Christ's sake!

I'm gonna catch tetanus from this shit.

Rj?

Church mouse, that you?

There's another light down in the cellar.

Can you go get it?

Please. My wife is not well.

It's very dark, and I'm worried
she could fall and break her hip.

Downstairs. You'll see my workbench.

Foundifl

Hey, I'm locked in!

Hey! Hey! Open up!

Mwmd

What is it, baby?

Thought I heard somethin'.

Probably nothin'.

Old habits die hard.

Go back to sleep.

Aye, aye, captain.

Everything okay, pops?

My wife, she's gone missing.

Missin'?

She gets confused.

It happens sometimes after dark.

Lot of firepower for a missin' wife.

It's for gators.

I found her once by the edge of our pond.

If she was to fall in...

Want some help?

Not for self, but for country, right?

Let me go and get my skivvies.

I say we each
take a side of the perimeter.

Cover ground quicker that way.

I only got the one light.

No offense,

but it's been a while
since you was deployed.

I spent three nights face down
in a rice paddy

scanning for land mines and trip wires.

Once a marine, always a marine.

If she's out here...

I'll find her.

I ain't got nothin', pops.

Shit.

What you doing all the way in there?

Oh, no.

Pops, you okay? You in here?

Help! Help, somebody, please!

Please help me!

Rj!

Help!

Oh, shit!

You scared me, pops.

Once a marine, always a marine.

Well...

Your lady ain't in there.

I can't give her what she wants anymore.

You don't understand what it's like.

You can still do as you please.

Say what?

The last bohemian
that stayed here was the same.

Traipsin' around in barely any clothes,

enticin' my wife.

Yeah... okay.

Well, we better get back up to the house
and find out what's goin' on.

I know exactly what's goin' on.

Maxine?

That woman was in my bed touching me!

You're just makin' things worse.

Help me!

Somebody! Please!

Nobody is comin' for ya.

Get back down in that cellar and be quiet!

- Shut up!
- Help!

- Hey! Somebody, please!
- Kidnappers, murderers,

sex fiends,

- lurkin' where we least expect...
- Help!

- Somebody, help!
- In good Christian homes,

right under our very noses!

Jackson?

Wayne? Where are y'all?

Oh, my goodness.

Ma'am?

Ma'am? Be careful!

Step away from the edge, it's dangerous.

It's all right. Here, here.

You're safe now, okay?

Are you hurt? I don't see anything.

My Nana gets confused
sometimes as well.

I learned all about it.

Believe it or not, I've even thought
about becomin' a nurse one day.

So... okay. Why don't you come with...

Oh!

What the hell did you do that for?

I don't need a nurse.

Why should you get to have it all?

What have you ever done,
except be a whore?

Okay, you know what?

You don't want my help? No problem.

I was just tryin' to be nice.

You don't deserve to be able
to just flaunt it in my face like you do.

It ain't my fault you didn't
live the life you wanted.

Now move out of the way, please.

Move! You mean, old, ugly b...

Bitch.

Was that the one?

You know I don't like blondes.

Disgustin'.

Lorraine?

Rj?

Uh, the place is empty.

What about that other fella, Wayne?

In the barn. Stuck like the pig he was.

Well, that's three down.

Foun

and I got another
kept up at the house for you.

I don't want her. This one was different.

She had something special. Like I did.

Sick and tired
of never gettin' what I want.

You know I want to give it to you, Pearl.

But I'm tired, too.

I know.

Tell me I'm special.

Of course you are.

I've felt that way
since the first moment we met.

You were the most
beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

Oh, not anymore.

Always.

Tell me I'm yours.

That you still want me.

Make me feel young again.

- What if my heart can't take it?
- It can.

Fuck me, Howard.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Help!

Help! Somebody help me, please!

Let me out of here!

Keep your voice down.

Don't tell me to be quiet!
I was locked in a dungeon down there!

These old people are fucking crazy!

I have to get out of this house
before they kill me too.

We need to find the keys to their truck.

I never should have listened to you.

This is all your fault!

Lorraine, we need to stick together.

I hate you!

I hate you all so much!

Lorraine!

I told her to stay
in the damn cellar!

That's all right.

We don't need her anymore.

We got each other again.

Help me drag her body inside.

If she's in the house,
that's self-defense.

That's the law.

You don't really believe anyone's
gonna come looking for 'em, do you?

We ain't gonna risk it.

We need to play this smart, Pearl.

No sense in making a mess now.

If nobody shows up by tomorrow,

we'll take the body and we'll dump her
in the pond with the others.

Which reminds me, we're gonna need
to get Wayne outta the barn

and sink him, too.

She's heavier than she looks.

Howard. Howard!

Howard?

Howard?

Howard!

Where are the keys to the truck?

- He's having a heart attack.
- I don't give a shit!

- Where are the fucking keys?
- Well, now...

- In the kitchen, under the lamp.
- Here we all are...

Together.

Howard?

We have reached a crossroads

with salvation...

- Howard?
- Or damnation.

You're gonna rot when people
find out what you've done.

- The time is now.
- What I have done?

For if we do not take control
of our own fate...

- What about you?
- The lord shall do it for us.

You don't think I know
who you really are?

I saw what you did in the barn.

You're a deviant little whore.

We're the same.

You'll end up just like me.

Time to turn our backs on sin
and make the commitment...

I'm nothin' like you.

Once and for all.

You're a kidnappin', murderin' sex fiend.

I'm a fucking star!

The whole world is gonna know my name.

I want to hear you all.
Say it with me now.

I will not accept a life I do not deserve.

I will not accept a life I do not deserve.

Hallelujah!

Stop fuckin' starin' at me!

Now, that's what I call
divine intervention!

The lord smiles on those
who accept him.

Praise his name!

Glory be to Jesus!

My hip...

Help.

Shh!

You whore!

You're not innocent!

You're not special!

It'll all be taken from you!

Just like it was from me!

I'll tell everyone what you are!

It'll be our secret.

Divine intervention.

Praise the fuckin' lord.

I hope that,
through my own admission,

others may find the light.

I wanna show y'all somethin'.

Get a shot of this.

There she is.

My beautiful little daughter Maxine.

Lured into a life of sin
by the very deviants

we warn of here on a daily basis.

From our lovin' home
into the hands of devils.

We pray, one day,

she'll find her way home to us.

Amen.

Bless you, bless you.

What do you reckon
happened, shenfi?

How the hell should I know?

Hey, boss.

One of the boys found this inside.

What do you think is on it?

Well, by the looks of everythin'...

I'd say one goddamn fucked up
horror picture.