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Let's never do that again.

- What, narrowly escape the apocalypse?
- It's kind of our thing, isn't it?

There's something very wrong about that.

- Same suite, just ass-backward.
- No hyperbole there.

This is some hardcore
Alice in Wonderland shit.

Yeah, it only gets weirder.

At last, the other side.

- Wait. Where's Klaus?
- Children, I'm sorry, but your brother...

I did all I could,
but he didn't make it through in time.

The Kugelblitz
has claimed its last victim.

No, he was right behind me
when I entered the tunnel.

We need to go back.

There's nothing to go back to.

Children, there will be time
for tears later.

Right now, we have to keep moving.

Wait. Luther and Klaus?

When we say reality,

what do we really mean?

In the 1800s, the best minds of the age

theorized we live in a clockwork cosmos.

In the Quantum Age, time and space
are suspected to be a holograph.

Ancient people believed

we rode on the back of four flying turtles

or on the horns of a white buffalo.

These ideas beg the question,

will we ever know

the shape of reality?

Or, odder still, does it have a shape
other than the one we give it?

Wow!

Makes you feel tiny, huh?

Why would you put pineapple on a pizza?

You know, when you think about it,

we are just

tiny specks of sand

in a desert full of other sand.

I mean, it's a garnish
for cocktails, at best.

And that's inside solar systems.

Inside deserts of galaxies.

I guess the real question to ask is,
why is it on my pizza?

- Klaus, are you listening?
- Yeah, sure.

We're insignificant in all things,
blah, blah, blah.

Sorry I'm not a stoned undergrad
sitting in freshman philosophy.

Wait a second.

- Where exactly are we?
- We're dead, man.

We're dead.

Welcome to my hood.

It's magnificent.

You guys should've stayed here.
This place is way nicer.

Lila and I barely got out alive last time.
Remember?

But I'm here this time,
and the numbers are in our favor.

Well, whatever it was,
it was strong, fast, and super pissed.

Alright, so, whatever you do,
do not ring this bell.

Unless you wanna
lose a finger or a tentacle.

I'll take my chances...

- Don't!
- Get out of my way.

To take out this thing,
we need to be in the right state of mind.

State of mind?
Do you mean, am I angry?

Yes, I am angry.

I wanna kill
whatever it is that hurt Luther.

Luther isn't
the only one that's gone.

We lost Klaus too.

I'm angry, okay? We all are.

We have to be smart about this.

Yeah.
When the time is right, we'll act.

Don't even try it, Five.
Doors won't let you out.

So, what, we're stuck here?

This place is a test and a trap
and a means of salvation, all at once.

- Does anyone know what that sign says?
- Yeah, it says "Do not ring the bell."

- That's what that means.
- We get it, Diego. Bell bad.

What do we do?

Does anybody know?

Reggie?

Reggie.

I'm hungry.
Does anyone fancy an unagi roll?

How can you possibly eat
at a time like this?

I don't know.
How can you be a dick at a time like this?

- Hey!
- Oh, you'll...

Back off, all right?

- She's eating for...
- Strength.

In these trying times.

Diego, can you come with me for a second?

I... I'm dead?

Yeah, and I'm so glad to be here
for your first time

'cause it's kind of a weird feeling.

It's like waking up
from a really vivid dream.

But don't worry.

Because it's all gonna
make sense really soon.

Oh my God. Dad killed me.

Oh my God! He killed me too! A lot.

He's an alien.

We're trying not to use
that kinda terminology here.

And I know, it's whoa PC,

but you could just say he's

British.

No, no! I mean, he's a real alien.

He's like a... bug person
from another planet.

Oh God. Klaus...

You gotta go back
and warn Sloane and the others.

Non posso.
I mean, I'm done with the other side.

- Excuse me?
- Yeah, I belong here.

All my "life,"
I've been a loser, I've been a freak,

I've made mistake
after mistake after mistake,

but all of that was a sign, you see.

It was a sign that this is my home.

It's where I'm meant to be.

This shitty place?

Come on! I meant in the ethereal, silly,

with you and all our

ghostly eternal pals.

Where the hell does that leave me?

Eating pizzas and watching
cool documentaries with moi forever.

So wait. You're just gonna
turn your back on our family?

I wouldn't worry about it too much.

They'll be here soon enough.
Everybody dies eventually.

- Am I right?
- Mm.

Yeah, I mean, we're dead, right?

As the Dougie, baby.

- As the Dougie!
- Yeah!

So what happens if I do this?

Nice try, big guy,

but there ain't no pain in the Void.

Yeah! Take your best shot!

Challenge accepted.

I can't believe
you were just gonna blurt it out.

I'm sorry, alright? But maybe
we should tell 'em about the baby.

No.

I'd like to get through the mission
before you throw a gender-reveal party.

- Yeah, but imagine...
- Can you pass me the soy sauce, please?

I don't get it.

Like, we're with the people
that love us the most, okay?

So why wouldn't we tell them?

Huh? Things suck right now.

And it would be nice to give the family
something to fight for.

Can you shut up and eat your fish?

Okay. Okay.

Nah, it's like the old man said.

Once is happenstance,
twice is coincidence,

and three times ain't gonna happen
'cause I'm not a gibbering idiot.

Well, we can't be sure
he killed Klaus or Luther.

You serious? This is his modus operandi.
We've seen this before.

Have you forgotten how
we all came together in the first place?

- Dad's funeral.
- Exactly.

He pulled this on you rubes before,
and he's doing it again now.

- Come on, Five.
- No.

He lost the vote
to come through the tunnel,

yet here we are.

Are you really sure
that he could kill Luther?

I think he could kill Luther,
Klaus, and the rest of us

without breaking a moral sweat.

And what's worse,
I think Allison is involved.

No. No.

I hate to say the things everyone says.

Mourning in cliché
is the last thing you need to worry about.

I know everything is ending,

but I thought we'd be together
when it happened.

I didn't even get to say goodbye.

I got to say goodbye

to my daughter... and my husband.

But it wasn't enough. Feelings are just...

They're too big for words.

Luther loved you

to the moon and back.

You made him so happy.

No, she... she was with Sloane
in the tunnel.

I'm not talking about Klaus.

Luther?

What? No, she would never do that.

She's been unraveling
since we got to this timeline.

- Yeah, she lost her daughter.
- And she killed Harlan.

Even if you're right,

I can't imagine they're just gonna
come clean if we confront them.

I agree.

Come on, man. Listen to me.

I'm not going back down there
to get slapped around.

And there's nothing
you can do to change that!

You are so incredibly selfish!
Do you know that?

Just relax! Don't worry.

You have all the time in the world
to get over it!

All right, that's it.

Hah!

Shit.

Come on!

I had to die, like, a million times
before figuring that one out.

Again?

Yes, again.

This is someone's idea of heaven?

Whoa! Oof!

- What the...
- Hey, buddy.

- You!
- No!

Get back here! Get back here!

That tickles!

- I...
- Let me go!

You.

You may not be able to feel pain,

but I can throw you through walls
for all eternity, Klaus.

You will never get a moment
of peace and quiet. I will never stop.

No, no, no, no, no.

The Void is my house.

It might be a bouncy house, but it's mine!

You don't wanna help the family, fine.

But the love of my life
is walking into hell.

I don't even know if I can.
I mean, who knows where they even went.

Klaus, this is your house.

- Yeah.
- You just said it.

- Yeah.
- You... are the king of death.

Oh, that's a little grandiose.

I mean, I prefer to think of myself as...

Yeah.

...the Prince of Darkness.

Oooh!

Whatever!

I believe in you, brother.

You can do anything.

- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

Sorry for crashing your party.

Okay, fine. Okay. Listen, we'll do it.

- We'll try, okay?
- Okay.

Also, just like on a motivational scale
of one to, like, Braveheart...

- Yeah?
- ...this was like half a Rudy.

- All right, notes later, pal. Notes later.
- I thought you could probably do better.

Blast it all to hell.

We need to talk.

- I'm quite busy. Can it wait?
- No, it can't.

Luther and Klaus, did you kill them?

There's a guardian lurking
in the corridors of this hotel.

We have to defeat it
for this mission to succeed.

What benefit would I gain
killing two members of our team?

- Answer the question.
- I believe I just did.

If I find out you're bullshitting me,
old man, the deal is off.

I can assure you
I will keep my side of our agreement,

and I expect you to do the same.

- What was that all about?
- That's none of your concern.

Not my concern?
We're here now, in the Hotel Oblivion.

Just like you wanted. I made that happen.

Don't be ridiculous.

Allison killed Harlan,
and I united the families.

What did you do, Number Two?

Gather up, children.

Now that we've had a chance
to catch our breath,

the real work can begin.

Ah, the myth
of the seven bells, eh?

Exactly. Somebody's been paying attention.

- Okay, so we find the bells, then what?
- No, no, no.

The bells are just a metaphor for this.

- The sigil.
- Correct, Number Five.

The sigil is the key to the seven bells.

Once we find this symbol,
we're one step closer

to resetting the universe.

What do we do when we find it?

I don't know.

Excuse me? We're here
because you said you have a plan.

I do, up to a point.

Great.

So we'll just stay in the hotel forever,

staring at the walls and eating bad sushi.

Finding the sigil is
our only way out of here

and the best chance
we have of resetting the universe.

Funny how you and Dad
are on the same page again.

- Okay, uh, where do we start?
- We'll split into groups.

I will go with Allison and Sloane,
Ben and Five with Viktor.

- No, we want Allison.
- Ben for Allison.

We've trained together,
so it makes more sense if we take Allison.

Yeah. No, thanks.

Why not?

Splendid idea.

Allison, you go with the Umbrellas.
Sparrows, stick together.

Everyone take a different floor.

We must find that sigil.

- What about us?
- You're a duo.

Nobody wants to listen
to your endless bickering.

Now, spread out, leave no stone unturned,
and meet back here in 30 minutes.

This is a total waste of time.

Did you hear that? He called us a duo.

I think your father
is starting to grow on me.

I forgot my journal.
Go on. I'll meet you on five.

Someone went through
a lot of trouble to hide this thing.

How big is it supposed to be?

You know,
dear old Reg didn't say.

Really? Hm. That's surprising.

I figured you'd know more about his plan.

Sorry, what's that supposed to mean?

I saw you and him
in the White Buffalo Suite

during the wedding.

I don't know if now's the right time...

You know, I heard
that you blacked out last night.

I did, and it took me a while
to remember what I saw,

but I do remember, Allison.

You and Dad made some kind of deal.

What did you agree to?

- A deal?
- Mm-hmm.

With Dad?

- Please tell me you're joking.
- He's not.

Answer the question.

You're out of your mind.

You and Dad make a deal,
now Luther is dead.

Okay.

Luther was killed
by whatever the hell that thing is.

- And Klaus?
- He didn't make it into the tunnel.

You know, your deal
is costing people their lives.

Do you really think
that I made a deal with Dad

to kill Luther and Klaus?

I'm done. I'll meet you in the lobby.

Hey... Hey, wait, no.

Wait... Five.

Allison.

No, just listen to me.

Viktor? Allison?

Okay.

All right, so now the fun starts.

No, I'm done with the two of you
and your conspiracy theories.

Come on. Just listen to me...

Why should I, huh?

You're the ones who voted to stay and die.

You're the ones who said to hell
with family and the whole universe.

I'm the only one fighting to save both.

We just need to know what Dad is planning
before more of us get killed.

Where the hell is Five?

He was right behind me.

Five?

Five?

Hey.

We're gonna make it
out of this mess, all right?

The three of us are gonna be fine.

And then what?

And then we'll be a happy family.

No, we won't.

Is this more of that bullshit
proving-yourself-to-be-a-good-dad stuff?

- You passed, okay?
- I'm over it, all right?

Wait, whoa, whoa.

Oh, this isn't about me, huh?

Oh, you're scared.

It was easier with Stan, okay?

You could have just said "sod off,"

and then I wouldn't have had to tell you
about the baby

or asked you to stay with me.

Why tell the truth
when you can mindfuck someone

into getting what you want
without having to be truly vulnerable?

Do you know how crazy that is?

But what if I fail our baby like...

...my mum failed me?

Then you won't.

Because behind the crazy bullshit,

there's a good and decent person.

You sure?

One thousand percent.

Come on.

Did we end up back at the same elevator?

Oh, don't forget
to check under the plants.

Get off your ass and start inspecting
the walls for hidden compartments.

Hey, uh,

here's a wall and, uh...

Oh, here's another wall.

What the hell is wrong with you?

People are dying left and right,
and you're acting like a sulky teenager.

You sound just like Dad.

Why is it so important
for Dad to like you?

He doesn't define you or us.

We made our own mark
in this world without him.

As the Sparrow Academy,
but they're gone now.

He was never a Sparrow.

He was our dad, and a shitty one at that.
You don't need him.

Easy for you to say
when you've already got a new family.

And the best part
of that family just died.

I can't believe I'm saying this.
I'm actually glad to see you guys.

- What's wrong?
- The hotel is changing.

I've been walking around in circles,
but it's like the thing is alive.

- We should get to the lobby.
- Tried it.

Whatever direction I choose,
I end up in the same spot.

Or maybe you have no sense of direction.

Okay, lead the way, Magellan.

Five?

Five?

Five?

Five?

- Where is he?
- How the hell am I supposed to know?

Come on. We can't keep doing this.

Please, how do we get back
to the way things were?

Before that fake apology and...

And the lies?

Allison, come on. How do we do that?

I don't know that we can.

Problem, Dad?

You!

You missed me.

There's only one way into Oblivion.
It's not possible.

Well, here I am.

Fascinating!

I wish I could explore this more, my boy,
but now isn't a good time.

You used me,
you know, to get the family here.

I get it, but you... you used me.

And when I was no more use to you,
you leave me to die on the floor?

Leave you to die?

I did you a favor.

I knew you'd find your way back
to the Void where you belong.

I do like it there.

- Then why are you here?
- Because you murdered Luther.

It was necessary. And effective.

Who's next, Dad? Five?
Viktor? The whole goddamn family?

Stop this at once! Everyone's in position.
The battle's about to begin.

I am one bell ring away from my prize.
You're going to ruin everything!

Oh, if I had a nickel for every time
I heard that, I'd have a dollar.

Which isn't that much money,

but then again,
there are those dollar stores

which are quite reas...

That's that.

Does no one listen to me?

No, sweetie, we don't.

We should get back to the lobby.

Yeah.

Which one of our moronic siblings
do you think rang the damn bell?

Allison!

Allison, we gotta go!

Allison, get up! Let's go!

Who did it?

- Maybe we should go.
- Right behind you, honey.

Come on, come on!

- Diego, wait.
- Screw this.

Nice shot, sweetie.

- Oh, fuck me.
- Oh.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Press the button!

- Okay, what floor? What floor?
- Any one!

Really? A samurai?

Revenge looks good on her.

Would you shut up
and help us kill this thing?

Here, here. Go, go, go.

Okay.

Hey. All right.

We need... We need to tie off that wound.

You were right, okay?
I made a deal with Dad.

Luther and Klaus?

No, I had nothing to do with that.
I swear.

Why tell me now?

Because I need you to believe me, okay?

That I did this for all of us.

Luther and Klaus too.

What did he offer you?

I need you to trust me.

Look at me. If we get through this,
everything's gonna be okay.

Viktor?

Allison?

Viktor!

Allison?

I told you to go, okay?

And let you die alone?
What's the fun in that?

And the baby?

- You let me worry about that.
- No, I'm its father.

Who has no part in the gestation
of the baby for the next six months.

- Nice try.
- Okay.

So I can't convince you
to sit this one out?

- Finally, you're getting it.
- You're right.

I do.

Hey!

Hey!

- What do you think you're doing?
- I'm protecting my family.

No, no, no, no.
Diego, don't leave me.

I'm sorry.

- You promised we'd always be together!
- I know, I know.

Diego, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do this.

When the baby gets here, tell him

or her

about the man I was.

The man I tried to be.

No, no, no, no, no, Diego. No, no.

Diego! Diego!

You've hit him with your ax five times.
He should be dead by now.

The armor. It's like hitting cement.

- There's a space between the backplates.
- We need to get behind him.

- Let's kill this thing.
- Wait...

Hey, asshole!

Five!

Allison?

Finally, someone with a power
worth mimicking.

Lila? Why were you in a closet?

I'll explain later.

Shit.

- I'm tired of running.
- Me too.

This feels oddly familiar.

At least this time,
we're not aiming at each other.

Let's go.

Klaus?

- Oh my God, Klaus. Are you okay?
- Lila!

- How'd you get out?
- What happened?

- We thought you died.
- If only. Hey.

- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.

- Klaus.
- You look like hell.

Why don't you try killing a guardian?

- We just did.
- So did we.

I told you to stay in the...

I love you!

Klaus, I thought you were dead.

Yes, yes, I'm alive and amazing,

despite Dad's attempts
to bash my brains in,

but tearful reunions later.

What you guys need to know
right now is that

Dad killed Luther.

And he locked me out of the tunnel,

and he rang that stupid bell!

What's your plan, old man?

- We don't have time for this.
- You killed Luther!

I had no choice.
You refused to come together as a team.

All of your stupid myths and stories.

There were never seven bells or Norsemen.

- You brought us here to die!
- That's not so.

Somewhere in this hotel
is the key to resetting the universe.

We just need to find the sigil!

I don't care about your sigil!
None of us do.

We barely survived that guardian
with his stupid helmet and his sickle!

The guardian we killed had an ax.

Ours had a sword.

There's one left.

We have to go after it.

Because that worked so well
the first time.

You got any painkillers,
or could you just please shut up?

Could you just keep it down
to a dull roar?

Do you think you could...

Hey, I found the sigil!

It's on the...

Nobody hurts my wife, you son of a bitch.

All those years I stayed loyal to you.

You wasted my life on the moon,
and for what?

To use me on this stupid mission?

You did have a purpose.

I left you to guard
the most precious thing in the universe.

And what was it?

You'll soon understand.

You all will.

Klaus...

I can't... hold it.

I will love you forever.

Okay?

The sigil is in the lobby floor.

It's the stars!

Children, find a star on the sigil.
Stand on it!

Ben, now's your time, boy! Quickly!

Seven points, seven of us?

We're the bells?

No.

Not you.

Hurry! It's the only way to stop him!

Number Five, quickly!

This wasn't part of the deal.
You're hurting them.

I can't stop now.

- It'd shut down the machine.
- What machine? I don't understand.

The hotel was just a facade.

We're stuck inside a machine
in another dimension.

Whoever created the universe
built this place.

What does any of that
have to do with them?

The particles
inside their bodies

are the only things that fuel the machine.

He killed Luther.

He tried to kill Klaus.

He won't stop until we're all dead.

Okay, you need to stop!

I'm almost done.

And when I am,
you and I will get what we came here for.

No, you're killing them!

Everything in life has a price.

Stop!

Allison...
Allison, don't touch that button.

We don't know what it does.

Allison, stop!

Don't make me do this!

Do you trust me?

Viktor, what are you doing?
Stop her!

- Allison, wait!
- Allison, don't do it!

Claire.

What's wrong, Mama?

Nothing, baby.

Oh, I'm just so happy to be home.

It's where you were
always meant to be.

Hey, baby.

Cool.

Luther?

Luther?

Oh shit.

- You can see me?
- Yes!

- I'm alive? I'm alive!
- Yes!

Oh!

- Luther's alive!
- Oh my God!

- Wait. That's not all, big guy.
- Huh?

Whoa!

Oh shit! My body!

Wait.

- I look amazing.
- Luther's all svelte now.

- Wait. I gotta show Sloane.
- I got my arm back.

This is so cool. W-Wait. Where's Sloane?

Oh, she was, uh... She was right behind me...

- When Allison hit the button.
- She's gone too.

You know, I don't know about you guys,
but I have not felt this good in years.

- Does anyone know where the hell we are?
- The hotel.

Or at least this is where it used to be.

I think the old man did it.

I think he reset the universe.

You got your fingers back.

Sloane? Sloane!

Hey.

I don't care about any resets, all right?

I want my wife back. Where is she, Five?

I'm glad you're alive,
but take your hand off me.

Not until you give me an answer.

Okay, screw this.

Something's wrong.

That's right.
You're about to get your ass kicked.

- Yeah, kick his ass.
- No, you moron. My power.

I can't blink.

Yeah, right.

That's not good.

Okay... Come on.

Alakazam... ghosties.

This means I'm mortal again?

- Aw man!
- Wait, wait, wait.

How do we get 'em back, you idiots?

Shit.

I gotta... I gotta go find my wife.

No! Luther, you can't go.

You were dead five minutes ago.
You're fragile!

- I gotta go after him.
- No. Wa... Klaus, wait!

- I'm out, bitches.
- Come on.

We should stick together
and figure this out...

What are we supposed to do?

Live our lives?

♪ This ain't no place for no hero ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no better man ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no hero ♪

♪ To call home ♪

Asshole.

♪ This ain't no place for no hero ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no better man ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no hero ♪

♪ To call home ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no hero ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no better man ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no hero ♪

♪ To call home ♪

♪ Now, I can't see where you comin' from ♪

♪ But I know just what you runnin' from ♪

♪ And what matters
Ain't the who's baddest ♪

♪ But the ones who stop you
Fallin' from your ladder ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no hero ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no better man ♪

♪ This ain't no place for no hero ♪

♪ To call home ♪

This train is bound for Yeouido Station.