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♪ Little girl, little girl... ♪

- Now, you be firm this time, okay? - Yes, dear.

Oh!

- You wanna... - I just...

Sorry. Try not to... Excuse me.

♪ One kiss then I became her slave ♪

♪ Since then my heart just won't behave ♪

♪ She'd order me around the town ♪

♪ She'd make my heart go up and down ♪

They're my real family.

Do you even love me?

They're my real family.

Do you even love me?

Do you even love me?

You know you can't be in here.

You took away my briefcase, Herblet.

I have nowhere else to go.

It's a new regime, Lila.

- They're my real family. - And they're calling for your head.

Do you even love me?

Oh, I get it.

Ding-dong, the bitch is dead, so make her daughter pay instead?

Not exactly fair.

That's...

Um, we can drop you off in any time period...

Fine.

West Berlin.

1989.

Uh, sehr gut.

- Okay. - Look at it.

That's a bullet.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Oh, you clever thing.

Look who found Mother's little escape plan.

Whatever's chasing you, Lila darling, keep running.

Don't stop for a normal life.

"Normal" isn't meant for girls like us.

And remember, trust no one.

Except for me.

XO, Mom.

Keep walking!

Hey.

Can I borrow your sledgehammer?

Let's get started.

Where's your mum?

She left with the bass player.

Mm-hmm?

When's she coming back?

A week.

She does this sometimes with bass players.

We followed one here from Atlanta, and...

Mums are the worst.

Tell me about it.

I'll be fine though. You don't gotta stay.

Neither do you.

Hey.

What do you say you and I go to America and terrorize an old friend of mine?

Could be fun.

Hmm...

Sure. I'm down.

Cool.

♪ If you wanna go And take a ride wit me ♪

♪ We three-wheeling In the fo' wit the gold D's ♪

- ♪ Oh, why do I live this way? ♪ - ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Must be the money! ♪

♪ If you wanna go and get high wit me ♪

♪ Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E ♪

♪ Oh, why must I live this way? ♪

♪ Hey! Must be the money! ♪

♪ Must be the money! ♪

Oh. What the hell, old man?

Did you kill me and lock me in the trunk of your car?

I did indeed. And you remained dead for 22 minutes.

Totally vulnerable!

I could have taken every one of your organs.

Why?

The point is, if the world is truly ending,

then you're running out of time to master your gifts.

Oh!

- We have work to do! - No, Dad!

Did you tell him?

Who, Viktor?

Not yet.

Man.

He is not gonna take this well.

- I did what had to be done. - I'm just saying.

Should've been a family decision.

And which family is that, Brutus?

Nice uniform, by the way.

You look like an un-popped zit.

Should we... find you someone to talk to?

I'm fine. You're the one having an identity crisis.

Oh, really? Is "fine" what you call what you did to me at the hotel?

Luther.

Ben is calling a family meeting.

Oh, right. Yeah, good. Agreed.

Both families.

Do you think you could get your people to work together?

Oh, you're being serious. Um...

Uh...

I'm in.

She's in. Okay.

What the hell are you doing? Stanley is gone! We need to face this!

Just check the chimney!

He's not in the bloody chimney! He's been Kugelblitzed!

Whose fault is that, huh? You're the one that brought him here!

Congratulations. You're both mildly terrible parents.

Can we focus? Come on. How did this thing open before?

- I don't know. It was already kinda open. - "Already kinda open."

Diego, you should have been an engineer. It's a lost opportunity.

Why'd you wanna go in there anyway? It's just sushi and death.

When we met future me in the Commission bunker,

I warned myself about Oblivion.

- Now, Pogo told me... - Wait, whoa, whoa!

- Pogo's alive? - Different Pogo, but yes.

The monkey said Dad spent years training the Sparrows

for some kind of super-secret mission into...

Oblivion?

So, I come back here and find that you two sentient STDs

have actually been in there.

Everything's leading to Oblivion. So we have to go in there.

- Hell no! Not happening. - No way! We barely got out alive.

Yeah? So what? This is about more than just you two.

Says the guy with all his fingers.

I didn't get this by giving a mummy a hand job, all right?

I went in there, and I lost my fingers to this thing with...

with a knife and on a chain.

Hey, look, Diego might be 90% moron and 10% pelvic thrusts,

but he's right about Oblivion, okay?

We're not just gonna waltz back in there just because you say so.

Good. Because you're coming with us.

This should be interesting.

- Where to? - Sparrow Academy.

The world's ending, so I think it's time we put our petty bullshit aside

and work together on this Kugelblitz.

Yeah? Or what?

Or Stanley won't be the last of us to disappear.

Come on.

Lovely to meet you.

Stabbed herself in the eye.

Welcome.

Please make yourselves at home.

Bitch, this is our home.

- Excuse me? - Uh, jellybean?

Where the hell is Viktor and Klaus?

With our luck, probably Kugelblitzed by now.

- You're a dark little dude sometimes. - Ooh, what happened to your hand?

We don't have time for idle chitchat. Everyone, sit down.

"Please" would be nice.

No.

So, uh... This is kinda nice, right?

All of us here together.

One big happy family.

- I feel like I'm sweaty. Am I sweating? - No, you're fine.

Look, I know there's been bad blood between us.

Whatever. Bygones, right?

Question?

Yeah, if I kill you, do we get our Ben back?

Hypothetically.

Keep talking, and your hand won't be the only thing bleeding.

Okay, if the testosterone twins are done, I'd like to get back to a plan.

Where is he?

Viktor.

What did you do to Harlan?

They didn't do anything.

I did.

I killed Harlan.

What...

I... I don't... I don't understand.

- Why? - Because he didn't deserve to live.

What? Because they said so?

You don't have to listen to them.

20 bucks on the little one.

They don't get to tell us what to do.

I'll take that action.

You coulda talked to me. We could've figured out something else.

So, what, you could lie to us again and take his side?

That's not what happened.

Oh, no, that's exactly what happened.

I know Harlan killed all of our mothers.

- What? - Whoa.

- What? - Shit.

Bloody plot twist.

Who told you that?

Harlan.

After you lied about it to my face.

Is that true, Viktor? Harlan started all this?

Yeah, but he didn't mean to hurt anyone. He...

How do you know?

Because I knew him.

And he was sweet and kind until I made him like us.

Okay? So, I screwed him up.

And if you need someone to blame, I'm right here...

What makes you think I don't?

This wasn't about saving the world.

This was about hurting me.

Payback for...

Go on.

Say her name.

You know what? Maybe we should all just take a minute... Okay.

- Did killing Harlan bring Claire back? - Did protecting him bring Sissy back?

- It was just as personal for you... - I didn't kill anyone!

But you risked everyone! Do you know what that felt like?

Watching you fight harder to protect the man who helped destroy my daughter

than you ever did to bring her back?

I don't know how to bring Claire back.

Okay? No one does. But I was there for you.

- I tried. I was... - To what?

Help me grieve?

God, this whole family is so quick to tell me to suck up my pain

and so worried about fixing yours!

Somebody had to pay

because you never seem to.

Destroy the world, kill Pogo, almost kill me,

and for what?

So we can all run around and clean up your mess?

I'm sick of it.

Take it easy, Allison.

- Okay, I... - Shut your mouth!

Allison.

Every time I build a new life for myself,

you end the world and take it from me!

How are you doing this without saying, "I heard a rumor"?

Just a little residual gift from Harlan.

All right, that's it. Knock off the power shit, Allison.

It's not okay!

We should have left you in the basement.

Whoa! Allison, all right!

You okay?

I'm fine.

Let's continue.

Sweet.

You guys fight just like us.

Nah, man.

We don't fight like this.

So tell me. What do we like to do together?

For fun.

I don't understand the question.

Didn't we take any family trips in your timeline?

With our dad?

Hell no.

That guy put the "dick" in dictator.

No, no. It was all about the missions with him.

Just mission after mission...

How is it you don't understand the first thing about your powers?

Did you learn nothing at the Academy?

Well, things kinda went sideways at the ol' Academy early on.

How so?

Five got lost in time.

Just... gone.

Ben died during the Jennifer incident.

- Tragic. - Oh, tragic? I'm not finished.

You drugged your daughter. For years.

You turned Luther into a half-monkey moonboy freak thing.

You locked me in a box full of ghosts.

And then you killed yourself

so that none of us would ever get any answers.

I see.

What I'm saying is, you were a terrible father.

- Yes. Picked that up. Thank you. - Good.

High time I made it up to you.

Starting now.

You just murdered me and stuffed me in the trunk of your car.

- I have notes, Dad. - Let's not quibble over details.

A new proposal.

I help you master your powers,

you stop blaming me for the sins of your other father.

Allow us a new start.

All right, but I told you, I can't control how long I'm dead.

It's just one of those mystery-of-life things.

Nonsense.

- Dying well is a skill like any other. - I'm telling you...

You simply need the right coach. Do you trust me?

Yeah. I trust you.

Near-immortality is an unbelievable gift.

Yet, you come back to life at unpredictable intervals

outside of your control, with the reflexes of a wet noodle.

Thoroughly unable to defend yourself or your team.

Somehow, you've turned an asset into your liability.

Yeah, well, not that I care about your opinion,

but if I were to improve myself,

how would I do it?

First, let's sharpen your reflexes. Practice makes perfect.

Stand there.

When you're fast enough to catch this ball,

you will have succeeded.

Why not? Okay.

But just so you know,

I have the hand-eye coordination of a drunk kitten.

See?

Ha-ha!

Klaus Hargreeves. Reanimation training.

Trial commencing 1:15 p.m.

♪ My child arrived just the other day ♪

♪ Came to the world in the usual way... ♪

Reanimation after death, eighteen minutes, six seconds.

You tricked me.

See? Too slow!

Again!

You're a terrible father!

Again! Catch!

Eleven minutes and six seconds.

Better, but not good enough.

Concentrate, Klaus.

You can do it. Again!

Nine minutes and twenty seconds.

It hurts.

I think you're getting the hang of it, boy!

Again!

I think I figured this out.

Six minutes.

Four minutes.

Two minutes. Excellent!

Faster. Faster!

Faster.

See? Never doubted you.

Now you're ready.

Ready for what?

Beautiful, isn't it?

Oh, wow.

That's what took Stanley.

Along with a few other billion people.

Yeah, who I didn't know and don't care about.

Right. So it's all about you.

All of us are irrelevant.

This thing's gonna take the whole damn universe.

What is it made of?

Micro black holes collapsing at increasingly short intervals.

- Why aren't we getting sucked inside? - We don't know.

You shouldn't exist here, and neither should this.

An impossibility for an impossibility.

The universe is a sucker for balance.

Grace has been tracking the waves. Next one is due in three hours.

- All right, so what do we do? - We trap it.

- Dyson sphere? - Yeah.

Okay.

Confinement factor?

0.98 at peak energy flux.

Tensile strength?

UTS ceiling of 10,000 gigapascals.

- Should I be finding this hot? - No!

- What do you think, Five? - Could work.

Or we could all die horribly.

I'm in.

- You're not the one we need. - Excuse you?

For this to work, we need Sloane, Lila, Christopher, and...

Viktor.

Of course.

You're family, Viktor.

And there's nothing...

nothing that would make me love you less.

What... Whatever it is you came to say,

I'm not coming down to help if Allison's still there.

Just came to get my jacket.

Have you been waiting for someone to come chase after you this whole time?

Wow!

That's so embarrassing.

Well, it's official. Our Ben was better.

So I'm told.

But didn't he die?

You know, people say we have egos, but you're the real messy bitches.

Letting the world burn because you're angry at your sister?

Outstanding.

- That's not what I'm doing. - Don't care.

Won't matter much longer anyway.

In a few days, we'll all be, uh, Kugel-toast.

And I guess Harlan will have died for nothing.

Nice work.

Stop crying on my bedsheets, emo.

It's gross.

Come on. I thought we were gonna go home.

You have a gift you refuse to fully use.

Tell me. Why do you, of all people, fear the dead?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe because some asshole in the real world locked me

in a box of ghosts as a kid, as a little kid.

Exactly! We can't change the past, but we can confront it.

Here, your gift became your nightmare.

A man is not a man until he slays the demons of his youth.

Oh yeah. Good one, Obi-Wang, but my demons are literal.

All the more reason to face them.

You lost something vital here.

It's time you take it back.

Just champagne.

Absolute wankers.

Speaking of wankers, uh...

Any inside tips on how to get your stupid brother to

accept my apology?

People don't want apologies.

They want confessions.

They want you to stand there and list the shitty ways you've hurt them

so they know you understand.

Unless you're Viktor, in which case nothing's ever good enough.

Yeah. That was a bit exciting.

Um, how do you feel about all of...

Fine.

I prefer the hoppy bitterness of a good Guinness.

You know, I thought killing Harlan would make me feel better.

Or worse.

Jesus, just something.

But

it didn't.

Or maybe you're feeling everything all at once,

and it all just kind of cancels out.

No, I think I'm finally starting to understand everything.

How do you mean?

Well, the way I see it, in a few days, we'll all be dead.

Or in some new timeline

where Harlan probably never even existed anyway.

It's all bullshit.

I mean, none of it... none of it's real.

Nothing stays.

Shit. You've got the spins.

Okay, look.

Fapping about with time travel, it's a massive head trip, I grant you, but

things are still real.

They're just moving by so fast,

you get dizzy with the changes.

It's like figure skaters

and their... their triple Salchow doggy-style... whatever it is,

you gotta pick a focus point.

Something concrete to lock on to,

no matter what changes around you.

And what if I had one, and I lost her?

Then find another one.

Or you'll fall down.

We're ready.

Okay, how do we start?

Have you ever moved a nest of bees?

No, because that's weird.

You can't just pick it up.

You have to keep the nest calm while you build a box around it,

and then you trap it.

One of those black holes inside is vibrating at a different rate.

- I can feel them. - Good.

Whatever happens, don't let them speed up or change,

or everything will blow.

Don't shake the bees. Got it.

Lila, when you're ready, do exactly like Viktor.

Hey, what's she doing?

Using its own gravity to condense it.

That's pretty cool, huh?

You didn't tell me you were building a prison for God.

Mom?

You have no right to do that.

We're a little busy here, Grace.

The day of vengeance was in my heart...

What are you talking about?

...and my year of redemption hath come.

Shit!

The day of vengeance was in my heart,

and my year of redemption hath come.

Get it together.

Get it together, you coward...

Shit!

Hey, Mom, Mom, Mom!

It's Diego. Don't make us hurt you.

- The day of vengeance was in my heart... - Whoa!

...and my year of redemption hath come!

Lila, I need you.

Nothing personal.

Okay.

♪ Onward ♪

♪ Christian soldiers ♪

♪ Marching ♪

♪ As to war ♪

Christopher, now!

Over here!

Quickly. What are you afraid of?

- The face-eating ghosts? - No.

You're afraid of failure so you refuse to even try.

Because you'd rather quit than disappoint.

- Disappoint who? - Me.

In any timeline,

I am simply far too brilliant a teacher to have left you so untutored.

Conclusion, it was no accident.

I made you children feel small, confused about your own powers

so that I could control you.

What? Why would you... Why would you do that?

Never mind that now. Focus!

I witnessed you today.

Inside that overly manicured exterior,

you are a warrior.

It's these spirits that should fear you.

- How do I fight them? - I don't know.

But I believe with all of my heart

that you do.

Show them.

Be everything I was afraid to let you become.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, fine. I'll do it.

Well, aren't you a miracle?

Did it work?

Next Kugelwave in three, two,

one.

♪ Ooh, let's go! ♪

♪ Steve walks warily down the street ♪

♪ With a brim pulled way down low ♪

♪ Ain't no sound But the sound of his feet ♪

♪ Machine guns ready to go ♪

♪ Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you hanging On the edge of your seat? ♪

♪ Out of the doorway the bullets rip ♪

♪ To the sound of the beat Yeah ♪

♪ Another one bites the dust ♪

♪ Another one bites the dust ♪

♪ And another one gone And another one gone ♪

♪ Another one bites the dust Hey ♪

♪ Hey, I'm gonna get you too ♪

♪ Another one bites the dust ♪

♪ How do you think I'm gonna get along ♪

♪ Without you when you're gone? ♪

♪ You took me for everything that I had ♪

♪ And kicked me out on my own ♪

♪ Are you happy? Are you satisfied? ♪

♪ How long can you stand the heat? ♪

♪ Out of the doorway the bullets rip ♪

♪ To the sound of the beat Look out! ♪

Are you avoiding me?

Busted.

My travel guide?

I, uh, made you a new list.

It's all your favorite Italian monuments that are still left standing,

color-coded by region, of course.

Nerd.

Well, you just saved the world. You deserve to finally see it.

And... I'd like to see it with you.

I, um...

I made it myself.

I couldn't exactly find a diamond on short notice,

but the stone is moon rock.

Um, I brought it back with me,

and I've kind of been keeping it for a special occasion,

and, well, I...

Luther, it's beautiful.

Sloane,

will you marry me?

Sorry about your robot mum.

- She wasn't my real one. - Okay.

Sorry I lied to you about Stanley.

I miss him too, you know.

I liked that little shit and his wonky ears.

He deserved better.

Yeah, he did.

Do you know why I brought him to you?

Because you're a sociopath?

No.

Because I'm a coward.

Dropping a kid in your lap and seeing if you'd reject us and run

felt safer than telling you the truth.

Which is?

I'm pregnant, Diego.

Diego.

I'm pregnant.

I'll pee on whatever stick you want later, but for now, please, can you just...

My mum put a bullet in my heart.

Did you know that?

Yeah. Five told me. How did you know?

Infinite Switchboard.

I missed your stupid face, so I snuck in to get a glimpse of you.

And instead...

Thing is,

I'm not gonna be very good at this... mother thing.

Apples and trees.

But I saw you with Stan, and you're a good dad.

What do you want from me, Lila?

Okay.

Truth?

I think you should run from me.

I, um...

I think I'm a bloody mess.

And I think that someone who's... who never had a family

is in no position to ask for one.

But that's what I want.

With you.

Can I think about it?

Yeah.

Of course.

Hey, want some company?

Sure.

Okay.

Hey, that was really nice of you.

Kill Mom so Diego didn't have to.

My God. We are a weird family, aren't we?

Sorry. Yeah, I heard it as I said it.

It's all right.

What are we gonna do about Allison?

We're all worried about Allison, but

I'm scared for you.

Seriously?

- Yeah. - She killed someone.

I was trying to do the right thing and save Harlan's life.

Do you know why I wanted this last jump to work so badly?

Because you're old and tired?

Because I slaughtered a boardroom full of people

to buy our way back here.

Shit.

Little advice from someone who's been there?

Don't do the math.

That equation does not exist.

There's no "save five Harlans for every two Claires" formula.

People like us, we will never

save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take.

I don't accept that.

Then you'll drown.

This is the price of being powerful. Sometimes we step on ants.

And the sooner you face that, the safer we'll all be.

What is that supposed to mean?

It means you're very dangerous, Viktor Hargreeves.

The decisions you make impact the entire world.

So no matter how benevolent they may seem,

you don't get to make them alone.

You know what they call a superhero who works alone

and doesn't listen to anybody?

A villain.

I am not a villain, Five.

And, Viktor, I hope to God you never will be.

But that remains to be seen.

No more going rogue.

If you ever need anything, I'm always here for you.

But lie to us again...

Viktor, I'll kill you myself.

I'm glad we made peace. It all worked out.

Yeah.

But we're definitely killing them in the morning, right?

And Chris has dibs on knife boy.

No one is killing anyone.

Why not?

We followed your plan, merged the families, saved the world.

- We don't need them anymore. - I'm not done yet.

Done what?

That's between me and Dad.

You made a deal with Dad?

Maybe.

Fine. I'm done.

- Sit down. - No.

We don't recognize your authority anymore.

You're a terrible leader with no loyalty to anyone but yourself.

You don't speak for Christopher.

Really, dude?

I'm Number One. You'll do as I say when I say it.

Not anymore.

Here's to a new life without this dickhead.

♪ Your strange parade of love ♪

♪ Don't you know You keep me up at night... ♪

Christopher, what's wrong?

Back away, Fei.

Chris, it's going to be okay.

- Fei! - I'm going to help you. Just...

Oh my God! Luther!

We gotta go. Now.

We gotta get out!

Wait. Ben!

♪ And I will feel the shame That you don't feel ♪

Run!

♪ And I won't feel the same Now this is real ♪

♪ And I will feel the shame That you don't feel ♪

♪ And I will feel the shame That you don't feel ♪

♪ And I won't feel the same Now this is real ♪

♪ And I will feel the shame That you don't feel ♪

♪ And I won't feel the same Now this is real ♪

♪ And I will feel the shame That you don't feel ♪

♪ From this deterioration ♪

♪ A human trust of what makes you a man ♪

♪ What makes you a man ♪

♪ How much can you take 'Fore it breaks you? ♪

♪ And I will feel the shame That you don't feel ♪

♪ And I won't feel the same Now this is real ♪

♪ And I will feel the shame That you don't feel ♪

♪ And I won't feel the same Now this is real ♪