All language subtitles for The.Umbrella.Academy.S03E05.720p.WEB.h264-KOGi

Oh, great. You again.

So to what
do I owe the pleasure this time?

Not talking, huh?

Well, then, listen.

I'm not in the mood
for all of your riddles and allegories

and sick little parlor games, okay?

Can I just hang out
for a little while to improve my tan?

I mean, you said I was pale.

All right, but could you
just please tell me

which way that I'm supposed to go?

♪ You applied the pressure ♪

♪ To have me crystallized, yeah ♪

♪ You've got the faith ♪

♪ That I could bring paradise ♪

What kinda snuff movie is this?

♪ I'll forgive and forget ♪

♪ Before I'm paralyzed... ♪

Hey.

Hang in there, li'l me.

Dad.

Experiment Number 73,

cessation of life function
at 12 hours and 22 minutes.

Restarting the timer
to reanimation.

♪ When you're the one
That I've kept closest ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay... ♪

All right!
This is more like it.

Hey, teen Klaus!

Klaus! Klaus! Klaus!

Tonight we drink to childhood trauma!

No, no, don't!

Whoa! This is so cool.

Hey, come on. Chop-chop, Stan.
Gotta go see a man about a buffalo...

Oh shit.

So these
weren't near-death experiences.

These were

actual-death experiences.

♪ Go slow ♪

♪ Whoa oh ♪

♪ Go-oh slow ♪

How do you know our mothers?
What did you do to them?

Tapes. I need my tapes.

Hey. I'm talking to you!

No!

No.
Not until you tell me the truth.

- I could tear you to atoms.
- Try it.

Why?

It was an accident.

- 27 dead women is not an accident.
- You're supposed to understand. Mom...

- Don't bring Sissy into this.
- She swore you'd come back to us.

Make things right again.

So I waited for years.

You never did.

And on the day she died...

...I felt you again. Here.

And I reached out.

It wasn't you.

It was our mothers.

You connected to them.

They were terrified about something

growing in them.

I... I could feel their pain.

Their screams so loud,
like a storm in my head tearing me apart.

I tried to break the connection. I...

I... couldn't.

It was too late.

I pushed back.

After that, I just

hid myself away.

Just to be safe. Until now.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey!

You're okay, baby. You're okay. I'm here.

You are okay.

You're okay. Yes, you are.

I got you.

I got you, you still got your voice, okay?

Just breathe for me, baby. There you go.

Breathe.

♪ There been times
That I thought ♪

♪ I wouldn't last for long ♪

♪ But now I think I'm able to carry on ♪

♪ It's been a long ♪

♪ Long time comin' ♪

♪ But tell me what I know ♪

- Change is gon' come.
- Yes, my baby.

Change is gon' come, baby.

I'm not a fool, Viktor.

I always knew my life was gonna be hard,

but... never like this.

Never gonna hurt anyone. Ever.

That part's not me. That's...

That's me.

That's kinda my thing.

I've hurt a lot of people with my power.

And I am just so sorry
you were one of them.

I need to tell your family
what I did to them.

No. No.

Harlan, what you did
had bigger consequences,

and people I love got hurt.

So we have to be very careful
how we tell them.

Consequences? Like what?

They handed over the bodies,
we got what we wanted.

Why do we need this old guy?

"Bodies"? You mean
Jayme and Alphonso, our siblings.

- Or have you already forgotten about them?
- No, you know what I meant.

We need to punish their killer.

- Revenge can wait.
- Until when?

Until we deal with that thing
in the basement.

It's getting stronger every day.

People from all over the world
are disappearing now.

We need to work together
with the Umbrellas.

The man who killed our siblings
is an outsider.

Neither Sparrow nor Umbrella.

He needs to be dealt with
before we can merge the families.

And if they refuse?

How do we save the world?

Hey. You seen Allison?

- What the hell happened?
- It's, uh... It's not as bad as it looks.

It looks as if you're lucky to be upright.

- Did Harlan do that?
- We just got in a disagreement.

- About what?
- It doesn't matter.

So I just checked the perimeter.
We're good.

Now, we're gonna have to take turns.

Oh my God! What happened to you?

- Was it Harlan?
- What?

The Sparrows are right.
He shouldn't be here. He's dangerous.

He's only dangerous
because I made him that way.

This is my problem,

and I appreciate your concern,
but I'm gonna figure it out.

I'm gonna fix it.

- What's going on?
- Oh my God. He got you too?

You okay?

- Great. You?
- Never better.

- Shit.
- Shoo!

Where have you been?

Facing my mortality, Viktor.
I don't recommend it.

You had the briefcase?
We've been looking for this!

Well, look no further.
That's the last one on Earth.

Or was the last one.

Yeah, that's toast.

Oh shit. All right.

Hey. You're happy to see me. What's wrong?

Turns out there's less time
to hold grudges than I had planned.

You're off the hook.

Hey, where's Stan?

- Excuse me. One second.
- Yeah?

Did you and Allison
get into some kinda fight last night?

Hell yes!

We kicked some serious ass last night.

- What the hell's gotten into this family?
- I don't know, but it's awesome.

Swear to God, I've never seen her
do things like she did yesterday.

She was brutal.

It's fine.

You know, just needed
to blow some steam off. I helped.

She's good.

Oh, yeah. Real good.

Hey, Chatty Cathys,
quit the chitchat, all right?

I'm calling a family meeting here.

Ah, ah, ah.

That means you too.

Where's Klaus?

I'll be right back.

Don't leave me with your...

Dieg... Lost another. Great.

Spit it out, Five.

Oh, well, since you asked so nicely,
sister mine,

our little paradox
brought forth a freaking Kugelblitz.

What the hell is a Kugelblitz?

Stan!

Stanley!

What is all this? Acid?

Well, um, you told me
to clean up my own mess.

I just have to thank you
for teaching me such a valuable lesson

in personal responsibility.

Yeah, I'm not buying that.
What's going on?

You got blood on you.

Come on, talk to me.

Hey, I'm your dad.

Um... okay.

But you gotta promise you won't be pissed.

What did you do?

Nothing.

Do not lie to me. This is my brother.

Tell me what you did.

We were just messing around,
and it was fine.

Until the gun went off.

And you were gonna dissolve the body?!

I didn't know what else to do, okay?

You were gonna hate me,
and I'd have to go to prison,

join a gang for protection,
and end up in the hole!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

I don't hate you.

I just... can't believe it, okay?

All the stupid shit
Klaus used to do.

I used to think he could survive anything,
and now he's dead.

I'm really, really sorry.

Me too, kid.

Come on and help me
wrap up your uncle in the carpet.

I know you.

Of course you do.

I'm your mother.

'Course.

Is that menudo?

Yes.

Good stuff.

Mmm...

Mmm. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Mmm!

So how can you be my mom
if you died before I was born?

How have you died 56 times
and come back to life?

That's a trick question 'cause
I didn't know that I was doing that.

Well, what did you think you were doing?

I just thought I was one of those
lovable rascally Looney Tunes characters.

Hit me on the head with a hammer,
and I see some cartoon birds.

And then, pop! I get back up.

Uh...

What's a "cartoon"?

Oh, seriously? You're so Amish.

- Oh!
- You're so...

I'm kidding.

We have all the channels here.

But mostly, I watch you.

Even the naughty bits?

I've seen you mourning me,
and you don't need to.

I'm... I'm at peace.

Bah!

Peace is overrated.

And chaos is exhausting.

Only for amateurs.
I'm a professional, Mom.

So just tell me, okay?
Tell me who it was who killed you.

- You're not looking for vengeance.
- I'm not...

You're looking for purpose.

And I can't give you that.

No one can.

Are you sure?

I know I'm new to this whole mom thing,

but aren't you supposed to help me,
your son?

- What's so funny?
- You.

All this time and energy

running away
from the exact thing you're chasing.

No wonder you can't see
what's right in front of you all along.

So this Kugelblitz, it's...?

The end of everything.

Every rock, every star, every atom
sucked into a radiant black hole.

Randomly collapsing matter
every moment in time

across all existence till nothing's left.

Hate to say I told you so, but...

You love to say I told you so.

You know, it's impressive.

Whoever knocked off your mums
hated you all enough

to end the entire universe.

We don't know that.

It doesn't matter who created the thing.
We just have to kick its ass.

Oh really? How?

Are you and Diego
gonna punch it in the Kugel?

The best plan is to go back in time
and eliminate the paradox

and destroy whatever it was
that took out our mothers

and stop the Kugelblitz before it starts,
but we can't do that.

Briefcase is kaput.

And why the hell
can't you just jump us out of here?

Last time I tried that,
we all got trapped in time.

Do you really wanna risk that again?

What's plan B?

Are you sure
we can't just torch the evidence?

A couple flames from Mr. Burns over here.

Give me that, you little pyro.

We're not burning anything.

We're gonna go talk
to the family together.

They'll, uh, understand
that this was an accident.

Hey. No matter what happens,

I got your back, okay?

Tú ya eres mi sangre.

I still don't speak Spanish.

And I accept your flaws, all right?

Now...

I got it, I got it.
Just go get the door.

No, let me...

- No. Go wait over there. Wait by the...
- Okay.

Uh... yeah, we're, uh,

playing a game.

What's it called?

Guy in a Carpet.

I hope you win.

- Go get the door.
- Okay.

Klaus was right.

I love this place.

Okay.

- Get his head, get his head.
- Yeah, I got it. I got it.

- Oh, that's heavy.
- Press the button.

Okay.

- Ground, ground. G. There you go.
- Yeah. Okay.

Oh my God!

You told me he was dead, puta!

He was, and now you speak Spanish?

Let's just turn down
the volume a smidge, shall we?

Celestial comedown is a bitch!

Whoa!

Oh, you scared the shit out of me, Klaus!
I thought you were dead.

Yeah.

Me too.

Me too. Me too.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Dude. Dude, slow down.

You were dead, like, three minutes ago.
Like dead dead, all right, so...

Well, I'm back now.

Apparently, it's, like, a thing I do.
Who knew, right?

And look, look, look.

It's... It's already healing.

What would happen if we cut off your head?
Would it grow two of you?

Stan.

Would it?

- Gimme that.
- What happened to you?

Oh, just a speargun to the chest.
No big deal.

What did we miss?

The universe is ending,
and we're all going to die.

Why have you brought me
before my God?

- Your right eye. Give it to me.
- What are you doing?

If we wanna beat this thing,
first we need to understand it.

It's time to see
what's on the other side.

- Whoa!
- Fei, watch it! Grab her!

What the hell was that?

That was a Kugel wave.

- Oh, it's getting worse.
- How long do we have?

At this rate of escalation,
if you factor in...

How long, Five?

Four, maybe five days
before the rest of existence is blitzed.

Come on, Ben!

- I'm telling you, it won't work!
- Hold on, Fei!

God has a million eyes,

each falling into themselves.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Oh, black holes? Really?

Am I just surrounded by morons?

Maybe he's right.

What if what Grace is describing
is a black hole collapsing in on itself?

Oh, whatever.

God is angry with us.

We are wasting precious time.

This is bigger than just us. We need help.

Harlan first, then we can kill
whatever the hell this is.

- We should've given them Harlan.
- Luther.

What about Harlan?

The Sparrows said if we turned him over,
we could end the fighting,

and then work together to save the world.

But if we didn't...

But we tried to make peace.

Okay, and then the step-siblings from hell
attacked, kidnapped you,

and they tried to kill us.

I mean, come on. We can't trust them.

Working together would be like trying
to defuse a bomb by pouring gas on it.

It's only gonna make things
burn down faster.

But don't we need the big bad glow-y thing
in their basement?

Klaus, do you know
where the Kugelblitz is?

Oh, yeah. I saw it.

When I went to visit Dad.

It's in the old storage room
where Mom used to keep all her luggage.

- Why didn't you tell anyone?
- I did. I told you!

You say stupid shit all the time!

Of course.
It appeared in the same place we did.

...important stupid shit.

That's not your fault?

I'm inside your brain,
pulling levers and stuff? Serious...

You don't think the Kugelblitz...

Hey.

Why are you protecting this guy, huh?
It's like Peabody all over again.

Harlan is nothing like Leonard.

Well, he's clearly got
some kinda hold over you.

- Stop covering for him.
- Covering what?

What's going on?

- He didn't mean to hurt anyone.
- Really? You mean, when he did this?

- Ow!
- Wait, Harlan did that?

That's it, I'm gonna end him.

Look, I know how it looks,
but Harlan didn't ask for this.

If we hadn't gone back to 1963,
if I hadn't have saved him...

He killed Jayme and Alphonso, not you.

He's the reason we're in this mess,
and he's our only way out of it.

Luther's right.

If we're gonna have an iota of a chance
of getting out of this alive,

we need access to the Kugelblitz.

There's only four of them left.
We can just overpower them.

What, and risk losing
some of us in the process?

Harlan is insignificant.

You told me once
that no one is insignificant.

They'll kill him.

Uh, so?

We are talking about one person
versus saving billions of lives here.

I mean, is this really
a debate for you people?

Hey, Little Britain? You don't get a vote.

Lila lives in this universe too.

Besides, she's family now. Kinda, sorta.

Mm. Thanks, kitten.

I don't give a shit about the Sparrows,

but I'm not gonna let
scary-ass Grandpa finish you off.

Five days ago, he was just a little kid.

And what? Now I'm supposed to just
decide whether he lives or dies?

Viktor, we're down
to ethical triage here, all right?

We can't save everyone.

The kindest cut wins.

You always wanted to be on the team.

This is what it is.

Saving the world
means making the hard calls.

I hate this.

Yeah, I know.

I'll go get him.

Wait, no.

Let me do it.

He trusts me.

I can convince him to come quietly.

What are you listening to?

Wind.

The sound it makes
blowing through a field of corn.

Tractor half a mile away.

And horses.

Mustangs mostly. One palomino.

It sounds like...

Home.

Yeah.

Yeah, I remember.

What do you think would have happened
if I had stayed?

We'd have been happy.

Or maybe I still would've ruined
everything for her.

Hey. I know the little boy
you were, Harlan.

You didn't ruin anything.

Then why are you giving up on me?

I can feel it.

I can't hide anything from you, can I?

That's our curse.

I'm sorry I couldn't fix things.

I tried.

But we never tried together.

I bet we could get it right this time.

There's still time.

You are obviously grounded,
at least through to the end of the world.

Yeah, and you better recognize
how lucky you are.

You know how many kids would wish

their cool dead uncle
would come back to life?

- That's a bit random.
- Not helping.

- Okay.
- This thing won't budge.

- Together on three.
- Okay.

One, two, three.

- Looks as good as new.
- All right.

Hey. Now you are gonna take all this
back to where you got it.

And next time you steal,
I expect it to be something valuable.

Okay.

Honestly, we need
to set higher expectations.

Here.

You're gonna make me drop them.

Oh, no, that's a you problem, man.

Come on.

- Add it on.
- No!

Here, don't forget the big one.

That's enough, boys.

Stan.

Ear medicine, downstairs.
Don't forget to take it, okay?

Okay.

You know, you're a less terrible father
than I thought you'd be.

Yeah, I think I'm winning him over.

I think all you gotta do
is show a little bit of...

Wait, what was that?

I dunno. Sexy dad is kind of a turn-on.
Plus, it's the end of the world.

Oh, okay. Well, I thought you already
moved on to, like, many, many men.

So?

So I need to be wooed.

- You need to be wooed.
- Wooed.

- Ooh.
- Yeah, flowers.

An expensive bottle of wine.

Or I could find another DILF
to play Daddy.

I'm the daddy here.

Yeah, you are.

Hey.

So, um...

should I be worried about you?

Me?

Better than ever. Just ask Diego.

Ah, yes.

See now, you hanging out with Diego
is how I know something's wrong.

Hmm.

I know you, Allison.

And I know when you're drowning.

It's happening again, isn't it?

- Everything's ending.
- Yeah, we'll figure that out.

Yeah.

Or we won't.

Or we will,

but it won't matter

because the new timeline
will be even worse for me.

I can't keep doing this.

I can't keep losing people. It's not fair.

Hey.

Hey, come here.

Uh...

Uh...

I thought you, um...

No. I mean, I used to...

- I just can't.
- Oh God.

I can't, uh...

It's okay. I just, um...

I just said I'd go see Sloane,
so I'm gonna...

I'm just gonna go.

Wow.

You can't be serious.

You're blowing me off for some knockoff
you've known for five minutes?

What do you even want from me?

No, come on, be honest.

If you had Ray and Claire back,
would you even be here?

But they're not back, are they?

I get that you need a distraction,
but you can't use me for that.

I can if I want to.

That's not funny.

I heard a rumor you stay.

Allison...

I'm done letting other people decide
how much I can stand to lose.

Allison, please.

Don't do this.

I heard a rumor you want me.

Stop. Stop.

Please stop.

Stop!

Wha... Viktor.

Oh, are you okay?

I'm fine, um...

Are you sneaking him out?

I have to.

The whole family voted
to hand him over to the Sparrows.

There's still a chance.

I can save him.
I can take back his powers.

Get him out of town.

Yeah, and then what?

Then I can focus on the Sparrows
and the Kugel-whatever.

- Yeah, that's a really bad idea...
- Look, I owe him this.

What if we fix the Kugel,
and I don't make it?

And he's just stuck like this?

Allison, please.

Please, you...

You didn't see us.

Look, I will take him somewhere safe.
But, Viktor, you have to tell them.

You don't have to do this.

You'd do it for me, right?

Okay. Harlan, you're gonna go
with Allison for a bit.

What about you?

I'll join you as soon as I can. I promise.

Okay, go.

Hey.

It's time.

Where's Harlan?

- He's gone.
- You let him go, didn't you?

Harlan's death
is not gonna stop the Kugelblitz.

It's just gonna be another
tragedy on a tragedy,

and we can find another...

I will find another way.

Well, congratulations, Viktor.

You managed to destroy everything.

Again.

I really thought
you were smarter than that.

Well!

That went great!

- There.
- Thanks.

I saw my future self die.

That's crazy.

Almost the exact same thing
happened to me.

- But I didn't die, but I did, but...
- He told me not to save the world.

- And then he died.
- I don't know.

- What do you think he meant by that?
- Well, shouldn't you know?

Shouldn't you know about your... Okay.

- Well, up your ass.
- Salut.

Klaus, I've dedicated my entire life
to stopping the apocalypse.

Apocalypses, plural.

- And he tells me...
- Mm-hmm?

That it's... it's, what? It's meaningless?

Oh, well, I don't know anything...

Maybe that's his way of saying
not to become him, but...

Oh, you're really
messed up about this, huh?

I've cheated time so much,

I guess I just figured
I'd somehow cheat death.

But it turns out,
I die a one-armed nightmare

inside a bureaucratic hellscape
of my own design.

Spoiler alert!

Not to mention the trashy tattoo.

Ugh!

Is this your skin?

I'll be damned if I go out
with an old man tramp stamp.

If you don't wanna
end up like this guy,

why don't you just do something
completely different?

Completely different...
Move upstate, become an alpaca farmer.

Yeah, I could.

The timeline's malleable.
We've proven that much.

I could try and break the cycle, but...

Yeah, sure.

Just keep your arms and extremities away
from sharp objects,

and don't join the Mothers of Agony.

- What?
- The tattoo.

It's the symbol of the biker gang,
the Mothers of Agony.

You know them?

Like two timelines ago, they were...
How do I put it?

My farmacistas.

This is good.

'Cause you know...

Thank you, Klaus.

All right, great talk.

Go get 'em, buddy.

♪ I don't wanna wait anymore ♪

♪ I'm tired of looking for answers ♪

♪ Take me some place
Where there's music and there's laughter ♪

♪ I don't know if I'm scared of dying
But I'm scared of living too fast ♪

♪ Too slow... ♪

- Hi.
- Hey.

Can I come in?

Always.

♪ There's no starting over
No new beginnings ♪

♪ Time races on ♪

♪ And you just gotta keep on keeping on ♪

♪ Gotta keep on going
Looking straight out on the road ♪

♪ Can't worry 'bout what's behind you ♪

♪ What's coming for you
Further up the road ♪

♪ I hear a voice calling
Calling out for me ♪

♪ These shackles I've made
In an attempt to be free ♪

♪ Be it for reason ♪

♪ Be it for love ♪

♪ I won't take ♪

♪ The easy road ♪

♪ I won't take the easy road ♪

♪ The easy road, the easy road ♪

♪ Whoa oh ♪

What you doing here, baby?

- Lost, kid?
- ♪ Show me my silver lining ♪

♪ I try to keep on keeping on ♪

♪ Show me my silver lining ♪

♪ I try to keep on keeping on ♪

♪ Show me my silver lining ♪

♪ I try to keep on keeping on ♪

♪ Show me my silver lining ♪

♪ I try to keep on keeping on ♪

Been looking for you.