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Good mornin'!
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For some.
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Huh.
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♪ I am the passenger ♪
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- Morning!
- ♪ And I ride, and I ride ♪
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♪ I ride through the city's backsides ♪
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♪ I see the stars come out of the sky ♪
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♪ Yeah they're bright in a hollow sky ♪
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♪ You know it looks so good tonight ♪
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Huh.
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♪ I am the passenger... ♪
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Oh shit.
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Shit!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Oh... Whoa!
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Oh shit!
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Hello there, stranger.
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Oh! Hey.
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This one, or this one?
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Uh-uh. I wanna hear about the time
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the Umbrella Academy
defeated the robbers at the museum.
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Again?
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Okay.
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It was a dark and stormy night...
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Claire, it's Mommy.
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Mommy?
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What?
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- Who the hell are you?
- Patrick? Wh...
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- Mommy! Mommy!
- What's going on? Who is this woman?
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Wh... Where's my baby?
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You have ten seconds to leave.
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- Where is Claire?!
- Lady, there's no Claire here.
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- You're scaring her!
- I'm sorry. I...
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Something is wrong.
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Something is very wrong.
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We're here. Hotel Obsidian.
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We take all kinds here.
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You have given me
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the greatest gift of a lifetime.
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You let me feel alive for the first time.
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You helped me find hope again.
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That's a wonderful thing.
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You don't even notice
the box that you're in
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until someone comes along
and lets you out.
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- Can I help you?
- Hey.
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Thanks.
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Old Holland Road, Pennsylvania.
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Hmm.
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Christ, what a dump.
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That little delinquent is your son?
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- Allegedly my son.
- That's so funny!
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Wait, who's... who's the mother?
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- Lila.
- Excuse me?
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- Whoa, Lila's here?
- Was.
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She dropped him off in my lap
last night then bolted.
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- I don't much care for that one.
- Don't.
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Technically, she's family.
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She was trying to murder us,
like, yesterday.
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Yeah, like I said, "family."
Diego, is she coming back?
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Well, she goddamn better be
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because we got more important things
to be dealing with right now!
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Calm down. Shh.
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- Where's Luther?
- Who cares? Probably out for... a run.
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Mmm!
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Love the haircut.
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So I, uh, talked to Marcus last night.
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Wait, what? You talked with the enemy?
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- By yourself?
- Somebody had to do something.
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Who elected you, Vanya?
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It's, uh, Viktor.
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Who's Viktor?
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I am.
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It's who I've always been.
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Uh, is that an issue for anyone?
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Nah, I'm good with it.
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Yeah, me too. Cool.
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Truly happy for you, Viktor.
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But last time I checked,
you don't speak for this family.
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Okay, well, it's fine, okay?
Marcus totally gets it.
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He doesn't want a war any more than we do.
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What are you talking about?
He tried to homicide us!
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- So did Lila, and you had a kid with her.
- That's not the point!
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We made a deal.
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He's gonna give back Five's briefcase,
then we're gonna get out of the timeline.
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We're gonna meet later today
for the, uh, the handover.
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Oh, thank God!
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That's a rookie move. Dude is playing you.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, but maybe we can use this.
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And we turn it back on them,
and then we wipe them the hell out.
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Diego, stop, please.
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And you're not gonna,
like, do anything today.
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Except bond with your spawn.
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Alleged spawn.
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I will get the briefcase,
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and then we will all go back
and fix the timeline.
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Hey, we're not going anywhere!
This is a perfectly acceptable timeline.
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Yeah, why don't you tell that to Allison,
who's upstairs grieving her daughter,
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who doesn't even exist here!
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Not to mention, we've been replaced
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by a bunch of blobs
and cubes and birds and shit!
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News flash, geniuses! It's not about us!
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Take a look around.
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If you hadn't noticed,
there's no doomsday.
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There's no apocalypse. The sun is shining.
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Birds are doing
whatever the hell birds do.
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That's all that matters.
We're done messing with time.
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And I'm officially retired.
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Is he wearing aftershave?
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I'm concerned.
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Hey. What do you say
we get outta here, huh?
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Take a little... road trip.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about
a sojourn to the countryside.
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You and me, the wind in our hair.
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Thelma and Louise on the open road.
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You know they die in the end, right?
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Holding hands,
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living our best life, my little cherub!
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Listen to me.
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I nearly died
from Luther's sleep farts last night.
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We need to get out of here,
get some fresh air!
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Okay, I'll bite. Why me, Klaus?
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Because you said... you said you're retired,
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and that's what retired people do.
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And don't you deserve some fun?
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- There's no lobsters.
- Excuse me?
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There were three lobsters
in that tank a minute ago.
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Yeah, well, you know, maybe Chet
blended 'em into a morning smoothie.
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- You're an idiot, but I'm in.
- Whoo!
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- Let me go! Get your hands off me!
- I saw what you did!
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Hey, what the hell are you doing?
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Your son stuffed
three mini muffins down his pants.
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And this is a buffet!
I can take whatever the hell I want!
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I got him. Come on.
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- Wait, take it easy.
- Time for some ground rules.
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How about no physical assault?
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- That's a...
- Shut up and listen.
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My father was a Hall of Fame asshole.
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And when I was a little pissant like you,
I made a promise to myself
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that I would never act like him
to any kid of... mine.
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Yeah, stop. I'm gonna cry.
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But I'm a busy man,
with a lot on my shoulders, okay?
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So I'm not gonna let you
slow me down either, all right?
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Yeah, you look really busy right now.
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You can stay
until your mom gets back, all right?
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But no more doing dumb shit,
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or else you and I
are gonna have a serious problem.
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Look at me.
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¿Me entiendes?
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Dude, your
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ear's leaking.
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Oh, I...
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Yeah, I forgot to pack my ear medicine.
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Oh sh... Ear medicine, huh?
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If I don't drain it, uh, pus leaks out,
and it smells like cat puke.
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Come on.
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Whoa, whoa!
Where do you think you're going?
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Kid thing. I'll be right back.
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No. I need you to stay put
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and not do anything stupid
until I get the briefcase.
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Yeah, and you're not
the boss of him, okay?
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- Who...
- Come on.
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We'll get a few road sodas
for the journey.
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- Sometimes, you gotta clear the head out.
- Guys, wait. Where are you going?
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- Get the rats out of the maze, you know?
- Come on.
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Mom?
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Why do people keep calling me that?
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Where am I?
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The Academy, silly.
Everybody's waiting for you.
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The Academy?
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Ah, there he is.
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Please, join us.
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It's okay. Nobody's gonna hurt you.
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- Smoothie?
- Oh.
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Yeah, thanks.
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You must be starving.
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Oh, uh...
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No, I... I probably shouldn't.
Is that cashew butter?
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Cashew butter, almond butter,
sunflower butter, tahini, Brazil nut.
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Wow. You know what?
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Now that you mention it,
I am feeling a little bit, uh,
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peckish, actually.
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- Help yourself.
- Thanks.
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Wow.
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So, we know you're Number One,
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but we haven't been
formally introduced yet.
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I'm Ben, Number Two.
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It is so good
to see you again, buddy.
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Why does everyone
keep looking at me like that?
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Because you've been dead for 15 years.
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Dead?
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What do you mean, dead?
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Kind of a long story.
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Anyway, I'm Fei, Number Three.
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Alphonso, cuatro.
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Sloane. Five. Hey.
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- Hey.
- I'm Jayme, Six.
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That's Christopher, of course.
Number Seven.
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Oh, don't mind him.
He's in a bit of a saucy mood today.
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He wouldn't get it.
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It's just so...
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Wait, uh, what about, um, Number One?
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- What about him?
- Where is he?
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That's what we'd like to know.
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Are we playing a game?
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Whatever game the Umbrellas are playing,
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you're gonna lose!
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You took our Number One,
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so we took you.
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Wait, we took Marcus?
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Why would we do that?
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Act of war? Death wish?
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The last time we saw him,
he was with your sister.
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- Which one?
- The little one with the big powers.
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Vanya? Huh.
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Well, I gotta say,
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it does not sound like Vanya
to go and kidnap anybody.
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You know, having said that,
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I am usually the last to know
about these kinda things.
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You're their Number One.
Shouldn't you know everything?
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I know. You'd think so, Ben.
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Discipline has never really been
our strong suit.
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It's pretty much
a free-for-all over there.
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So, listen.
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This sounds like an easy fix.
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I'll head back.
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I mean, my family's probably
worried sick about me, to be honest.
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And if they have your guy,
I'll send him back without a scratch.
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All right? No harm, no foul.
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How's that sound?
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Good?
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Great.
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What's the rush?
Stick around till Marcus is back.
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My family will come for me.
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Wonderful.
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In the meantime, make yourself at home.
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Oh, and, uh...
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before I forget, if you try to escape,
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Fei's birds will peck your eyes out
and make a nest inside your skull.
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Cool.
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So, what do you like to do for fun?
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Hey, d'you get any sleep?
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Brought you some breakfast.
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I'm not hungry.
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Come on. You should really eat something.
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- This is all my fault.
- Stop. No.
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I knew something could go wrong
if we came back.
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I knew it, and I risked it anyway.
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I left Ray to be with Claire, and now...
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Now it's like she never existed.
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And I don't even have a picture of her.
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There might be a way out of this.
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What do you mean?
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Five's briefcase.
I'm gonna try and get it back.
256
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,488
How?
257
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,199
I'm meeting Marcus again today.
We're gonna do a trade.
258
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,617
"Again"?
259
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,079
- Yeah, I went to see him last night, and...
- Alone? What were you thinking?
260
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,456
I needed to do something.
261
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,250
For you. For... For all of us.
262
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,297
What? What do you...
263
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,091
If you think I'm not coming,
you're insane!
264
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,260
If you think I don't want you there
with me, then you're even crazier.
265
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,394
Just don't give up yet, okay?
266
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,067
Since when are you the optimist?
267
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,153
Making a few changes, I guess.
268
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,363
The hair?
269
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,575
It's a bit more than that, actually, but...
270
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,662
I'll explain on the way.
271
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,206
Okay.
272
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,719
Berlin, here we come.
273
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,268
Uh...
274
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,562
Come on, work, you stupid briefcase.
275
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,115
I'm ready to go!
276
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,036
Mother! Cunt! Bitch!
277
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,830
Fuck off!
278
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,958
Why won't you fucking work,
279
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,793
you little bitch!
280
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,630
I need to get to Berlin!
281
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,714
Fuck!
282
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,598
♪ Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum ♪
283
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,309
♪ Boogum now, baby
You're castin' your spell on... ♪
284
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,981
This actually isn't so terrible.
285
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,483
See? Told you.
286
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,361
Come to think of it,
my whole life I've been under the gun.
287
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,445
Missions for Dad,
288
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,616
working for the Commission,
trying to survive the apocalypse.
289
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,910
I was always looking around every corner,
290
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,746
just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
291
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,373
- It's nice to just breathe.
- Good for you, man.
292
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,542
Retirement is suiting you.
293
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,003
Oh! Uh... All right!
294
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:16,840
So, I've circled all
the roadside attractions along the way.
295
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,903
- I'm not sure we're gonna have time...
- We have the Brownsville Big Nickel.
296
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,137
Oh, Ricky's Bakery has award-winning pies.
297
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,932
- If you just let me explain...
- Or there's this Cow Henge.
298
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,183
That's it... Don't...
299
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,310
Listen to me.
Just shut up for two seconds, okay?
300
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,270
Just two seconds? All right?
301
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,358
Okay, I'm all ears.
302
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:40,030
We are going to Pennsylvania to find
303
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,075
my birth mother. Yay!
304
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,077
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
305
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,996
I just needed somebody
to come with me for emotional support.
306
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,123
Oh, emotional support, like a Schnauzer?
307
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,377
I knew you wouldn't come if I told you,
so what was I supposed to do?
308
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,213
You're goddamn right
I wouldn't have come, Klaus. You know why?
309
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,424
- Because I am supposed to be retired!
- I know!
310
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,551
This was supposed to be
a carefree road trip.
311
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,303
Well, it still can be, babe.
312
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,806
Ball of Twine? Klaus, turn!
313
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,016
- Ball of Twine! Turn!
- What? Five! Five!
314
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,519
It is one of the best ones! Come on!
315
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,689
- Five, we're gonna die! Whoo!
- I don't care! Let go!
316
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,108
You know what?
No twine, no birth mother!
317
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,651
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
318
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,403
I didn't... Well, I...
319
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:22,489
Uh, I just...
I can't believe I never realized.
320
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:23,573
Well, how would you?
321
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,784
No, I know, I just...
I feel like such an asshole.
322
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,413
Hey, just... shut up for two seconds?
323
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,626
You couldn't have known 'cause,
324
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,296
I mean, I didn't fully.
325
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,174
Being with Sissy...
326
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:46,638
I don't know. She... opened something in me.
327
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,728
Showed me I'd never be free
hiding from who I really am.
328
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,067
And after losing her, I realized...
329
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,615
I just can't live in that box anymore.
330
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,201
I won't.
331
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,171
You know, I always hated mirrors.
332
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,216
I thought everybody felt
so strange in their skin.
333
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,638
I guess that's not true, right?
334
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,310
What do you see now?
335
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,361
Me.
336
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,532
Just me.
337
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,832
Thank you for trusting me with this.
338
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,710
You're family, Viktor.
339
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,795
Okay?
340
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,756
And there's nothing...
341
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,717
nothing that would make me love you less.
342
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,106
Come on.
343
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,029
Yeah, you know.
344
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,616
I don't know why,
but I thought it'd be a lot bigger.
345
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:31,177
- Seems pretty big to me.
- Ehh.
346
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,702
Here's the real question.
347
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,872
How do you know
your birth mother is in Pennsylvania?
348
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:41,211
Well, because I was on the ass end
of a two-week bender,
349
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:42,963
and I can't tell you the exact date
350
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:45,966
because we were boofing Xanax
and the whole business,
351
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,176
but Amy Winehouse
was at the top of the charts.
352
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,221
So that puts us somewhere, where?
In the mid to late aughts?
353
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:56,059
I helped myself into Dad's office,
looking for the key to his safe
354
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,937
'cause he had
Pogo lock up all the stealables.
355
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:03,608
But instead, I found a treasure trove
of our family history
356
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,027
told in expired check stubs.
357
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,408
Rachel Herschberger?
358
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,664
I was too messed up
to, uh, do anything about it,
359
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:18,957
too scared to look her up.
360
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,750
But always in the back of my mind,
361
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,795
I wondered why she sold me off
for three grand.
362
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:27,257
I mean, come on,
she couldn't have held out for five? Six?
363
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,301
You see anything about my mother?
364
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:31,595
No. Sorry.
365
00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:34,973
- Why now?
- Well, duh.
366
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:37,100
Dad disowns us. Grace isn't Grace.
367
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,186
Ben's... gone.
368
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:43,064
Now just felt like a good a time as any
to find out who I could've been
369
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,775
if I didn't grow up in this stupid family.
370
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,195
Well, can you really call
what we had a family?
371
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,613
No. It's more like a...
372
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:52,199
Institute for Snarky Delinquents.
373
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,533
And not a good one at that.
374
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,660
But what is family? What is it?
375
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:59,581
It's like some kind of giant...
ball of twine
376
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,500
that can never be untangled.
377
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:05,253
A giant ball of obligation
I've been pushing uphill my entire life.
378
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,297
And the older you get,
the bigger it gets.
379
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,419
- And the more you try and untangle it...
- You watch it roll down the hill...
380
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,427
And what's the point?
381
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,013
Hey, I'm glad you came along.
382
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,142
You're a good brother.
383
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,190
All right, all right.
You say nice things about me now.
384
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,611
Let's go find your stupid mother.
385
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,740
Love you too, tiny dancer!
386
00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:36,952
Hurry up. All right?
We gotta get back to the hotel.
387
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,635
Yeah, I gotta find the right one.
388
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,164
- Just get the no-name shit.
- Have you tried the no-name shit?
389
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:44,376
No, because ears don't squirt juice
every time I get excited.
390
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,545
Yeah, then trust me. I need my brand.
391
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,883
Jayme, get me munchies.
392
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,388
Oh, I found it...
393
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:57,806
- Go wait outside.
- Why?
394
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,766
I'm about to kick this fool's ass.
395
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,603
- Don't worry. I got your back.
- Go.
396
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:50,775
Well, isn't this a coinkidink?
397
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,028
Only dink I see is yours, tough guy.
398
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,910
- You followed me here?
- Don't flatter yourself.
399
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:03,246
Leave now, or I'm gonna spank you
like the little bitch you are.
400
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,750
Take your best shot, tubby.
401
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,339
Oh shit!
402
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,050
I know. Doesn't feel good, does it?
403
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,972
♪ Tell me quando, quando, quando ♪
404
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,352
♪ We can share a love divine ♪
405
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:31,816
♪ Please don't make me wait again ♪
406
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,163
♪ When will you say yes to me? ♪
407
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:46,414
Ah shit!
408
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,837
♪ Tell me quando, quando, quando ♪
409
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,841
♪ You mean happiness to me ♪
410
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,639
♪ Oh, my love please tell me when ♪
411
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:08,644
Dude, your chin.
412
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,524
It does that sometimes.
413
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:26,830
Stanley, no!
414
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,875
Goddamnit!
415
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,502
Ow, my leg!
416
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:35,880
- You getting how this works yet?
- That's my kid, asshole!
417
00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,553
Are you getting tired yet?
Heart's getting weaker?
418
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:43,847
Not... even close.
419
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,857
- You all right? Where'd he get you?
- I'm fine. I'm fine!
420
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,700
- Oh, you'll be all right.
- Oh dear!
421
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:03,950
You're good. You're okay.
It's not that bad. Stop crying, all right?
422
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:15,795
♪ To a joy beyond compare ♪
423
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,756
♪ I can't wait a moment more... ♪
424
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,007
Watch out!
425
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,427
That girl was gonna hork on you, dude.
426
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:23,910
Move! Get down!
427
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,559
- I can handle my own shit!
- Yeah, sure you can.
428
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,940
- Fuck yeah!
- Hey, watch your mouth!
429
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,700
Come on.
430
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,119
What? No way!
We were kicking their asses!
431
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:51,039
"He who fights and walks away
lives to fight another day." Okay?
432
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,767
- That's some lame-ass shit.
- Yeah, I know.
433
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,875
♪ When? ♪
434
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:13,686
Son of a bitch! Klaus is Amish.
435
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,814
This explains everything.
436
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,233
- How does this explain anything?
- Because look!
437
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:19,567
Look at this place!
438
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,403
This is everything
my childhood was missing.
439
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,072
- Hey, uh, Klaus?
- Yeah?
440
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,448
Wait up a minute.
441
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,659
Doppelgänger check.
You feel anything strange?
442
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:31,162
Uh, itching, sweats,
gas, anything like that?
443
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,206
No. No, I feel great.
444
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:37,460
Apart from the old rash on the tackle,
but what can you do?
445
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,879
All right, good luck.
446
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:42,715
What? Wait, you're not coming?
447
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,301
This one you gotta do alone.
448
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:46,469
Alone?
449
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,054
Yeah, okay.
450
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,473
Yeah, I can do that, sure.
451
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,312
Hello there.
452
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,858
Yoo-hoo! Guten haben.
453
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,375
Mom.
454
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,296
Nay, English.
455
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:23,423
No mothers here.
456
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,758
Only rabbits.
457
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,385
Oh, I'm so sorry.
458
00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:30,471
I... I'm looking for Rachel Herschberger.
459
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,057
No Rachel.
460
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,018
Oh, okay.
461
00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:37,145
Well, that's a shame.
462
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,988
Do you happen to know
where I might find her?
463
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,608
- I'm trying to track her down.
- There's no Rachel here.
464
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:45,445
Now, walk your fancy boots back to town
where you belong, and leave us be.
465
00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:46,738
Okay.
466
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:49,407
All right. No need
to get your knickers in a twist there.
467
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:50,867
Caleb, let the boy speak.
468
00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:53,703
You're upsetting the womenfolk,
and now you're upsetting me.
469
00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:54,996
No, that's not...
470
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,332
I'm not upsetting the womenfolk.
Are you kidding?
471
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,750
Womenfolk love me.
472
00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:02,962
Ow! Jesus Christ!
What's the matter with you?
473
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,174
I... I thought you people
were supposed to be nice!
474
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:09,177
That's what you call
a misconception, English.
475
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,260
All right, fine.
476
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:12,221
Fine!
477
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,140
But I want you to know
478
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:17,727
that you have ruined
the Amish for me, forever!
479
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:18,978
In here.
480
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:20,604
Ruined!
481
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,777
It's okay, Sarah-Beth.
He's leaving.
482
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,328
This place is incredible!
483
00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:37,956
We had the old lounge taken out
and had this put in.
484
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:41,501
You know, I thought the home theater
and the Zen garden were impressive,
485
00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,211
but this is just next-level!
486
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:45,712
You know,
487
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:49,425
I always wanted the Umbrella Academy
to be like this.
488
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,636
You guys actually do stuff together!
489
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:52,719
You don't?
490
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,346
Uh...
491
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,474
Nah, not really.
492
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:58,559
So, our brother died
493
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:00,895
when we were kids.
494
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,105
Number Six. Our Ben.
495
00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,189
Oh, I'm so sorry.
496
00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,900
Yeah, and after that,
nobody really gave a shit.
497
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,735
Everyone had their own agenda,
498
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,363
and it's like pulling teeth
to get anybody to actually care.
499
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:15,702
And then, I guess after a while,
I stopped caring myself.
500
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,704
You know, about training, the missions...
501
00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:22,291
About... being Number One.
502
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,545
You're not what I was expecting.
503
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,006
- I'm not?
- No.
504
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:29,841
You're actually really sweet.
505
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:41,019
If I could,
I'd get out of here in a heartbeat.
506
00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:42,769
Why can't you?
507
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,064
Why couldn't you?
508
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:46,149
Fair point.
509
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:50,111
This house,
it's all I've ever known my entire life.
510
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,573
And I know there are better places
out there in the world,
511
00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:56,534
and one day, I want to see them all.
512
00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:58,995
You know, I, uh...
513
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:02,874
I spent a little time on the moon.
514
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,334
What? That is so cool!
515
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,964
- You think so?
- Yeah! The moon?
516
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,133
- My God. No one ever thinks that's cool.
- Yes!
517
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,428
The moon, yeah!
518
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,317
So, tell me a little bit more
about that family of yours
519
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,402
before they decide to come and rescue you.
520
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,362
Where are you guys staying anyway?
521
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,823
Oh, just some dumpy hotel downtown.
522
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:36,907
Uh, the Hotel...
523
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,662
- You're trying to honey trap me.
- No, no, no.
524
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,665
No, of course. Luther, you're so stupid!
525
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,429
Oh, wow!
You really think the moon is cool?
526
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,919
- Luther, I wasn't...
- Duh!
527
00:34:48,002 --> 00:34:49,082
I'm such...
528
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,131
Ben would like a word.
529
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:54,217
Go get cleaned up.
530
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:58,137
- Luther, I wasn't trying...
- Sloane.
531
00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:25,623
♪ Well, it's a cryin' shame ♪
532
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,709
♪ You don't even know my name ♪
533
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,463
♪ But every time you pass me by ♪
534
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,549
♪ Girl, it makes me wanna cry ♪
535
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,552
♪ It's a cryin' shame ♪
536
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,720
♪ I go inside the... ♪
537
00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:42,347
What is...?
538
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:49,647
Oh, can't I get one fucking day off?
539
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:02,535
I wasn't sure what kind you like best.
540
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,621
You did create all of them.
541
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,949
Hey!
542
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,117
Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry.
543
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,036
- I don't want any trouble.
- No, no!
544
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,454
Hey.
545
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,207
You know Rachel, don't you?
546
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,333
She's my sister.
547
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,876
Oh!
548
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,086
Hey!
549
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:58,090
So, where can I find her?
550
00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:01,177
Young man, she's been dead
for over 30 years.
551
00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,304
Oh.
552
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:06,307
So, but... how did she die?
553
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,725
Brain hemorrhage.
554
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:09,936
Took her quick, thank the Lord.
555
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,019
What about her son?
556
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,062
What son?
557
00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:15,274
Wait. When did she die again?
558
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,151
She passed October 1st,
559
00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,153
1989.
560
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:21,571
Oh.
561
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,202
- What's the matter?
- No, it's just that that's my...
562
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,913
That's my birthday.
563
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,556
- English, the cows are missing!
- You need to leave. Now.
564
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,043
- Oh! Oh shit!
- Go now!
565
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,266
Listen.
566
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:52,937
You know how to use this briefcase, right?
567
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,273
Because last time Klaus tried it,
he ended up in Vietnam,
568
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:58,001
and I can't handle another screwup,
Viktor, I swear to God, I can't.
569
00:37:58,025 --> 00:37:59,610
I know, I know.
570
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,404
Me neither.
571
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:05,283
Hey, Five is an asshole...
572
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,200
Yes.
573
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,952
...but he's not a monster.
574
00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:11,956
When we explain
what this means to us, he'll help.
575
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:13,165
He has to.
576
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,545
But first, we need to get that briefcase.
577
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,801
Here you go.
578
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:28,097
Five! Five!
579
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,057
Start the car, would ya?
580
00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:32,727
Oh my...
581
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,271
Shit, shit, shit! Five!
582
00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,316
Start the car!
583
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:40,318
Five! Start the car!
584
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,611
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
585
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:46,741
- Why can't you just get along with people?
- I tried. Really, I did. I tried!
586
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:49,285
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Hold on a second!
587
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,745
- Take this.
- What is it?
588
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,539
Rachel's death was unusual,
and she wasn't the only one.
589
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,541
Come on! Get in the car, Klaus!
590
00:38:55,624 --> 00:38:56,876
You have her eyes.
591
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:59,503
- English, go!
- Klaus, it's now or never!
592
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:00,504
Klaus!
593
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,381
Go, go!
594
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:09,722
This whole timeline's
chock-full of riddles. Get this.
595
00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:12,850
My mom died here before I was even born!
596
00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:16,979
- What did you just say?
- Yeah.
597
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:25,780
He's not gonna show.
598
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,615
Something must be wrong.
599
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,658
Or he's blowing you off.
600
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,077
He's not the type.
601
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,746
And you know that
after spending 15 minutes together?
602
00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,714
We don't let your kind in here.
603
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:44,924
What did you say?
604
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:51,430
I said you're still here.
605
00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:54,016
Do you wanna order
while you're waiting for your friend?
606
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,142
- Yeah.
- No, that...
607
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,353
I'll be back. No rush.
608
00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,695
- Allison, are you okay?
- I... I...
609
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:02,983
I don't...
610
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,985
One more story, Mommy.
611
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,404
Claire, honey.
612
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,340
Mom, I want a story!
613
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:10,616
I heard a rumor that you're really tired.
614
00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:13,285
Allison, come on. What is happening?
615
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:14,495
Where is Claire?!
616
00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,372
- I need to get some air.
- Hey!
617
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,498
Where are you g...?
618
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,048
What are you looking at?
619
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,431
Hey!
620
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,357
Hey, I'm talking to you!
621
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,592
Oh!
622
00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:10,551
Sorry.
623
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,223
Allison?
624
00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:19,310
Are you okay?
625
00:41:21,937 --> 00:41:22,937
Yeah.
626
00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,440
Um...
627
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,485
Let's go.
628
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,798
You were basically
screaming for help.
629
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,943
I wasn't screaming.
I was kicking his ass.
630
00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:53,344
You couldn't breathe, but...
631
00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:55,804
Doesn't look like
your family is coming anytime soon.
632
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,890
Oh, no, I'm sure they're just,
633
00:41:57,973 --> 00:42:00,184
you know, working out
the final details and...
634
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:01,602
...such.
635
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,273
Relax. You're free to go.
636
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:07,357
Why?
637
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,026
Gesture of goodwill.
638
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:12,488
But I want you to pass along
a very important message to your family.
639
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:13,572
Yeah, of course.
640
00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:16,784
Let Marcus go.
641
00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:20,996
And if any of you hurt one hair on him,
we'll come for you.
642
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,332
All of you.
643
00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:26,544
And I promise
we won't be so hospitable next time.
644
00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,047
Super don't like being threatened, Ben.
645
00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:32,132
You'll do as we say, or else...
646
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,303
Birds. In my brain.
647
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,013
Got it.
648
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,224
Don't forget your tote bag.
649
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:48,983
Hope you enjoyed your stay.
650
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:38,365
Oh!
651
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,450
Excuse me.
652
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:41,952
I mean, who does that? Who does it?
653
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,206
What are you mumbling about?
654
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,290
Lila.
655
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,710
Dumping Stan on me after all these years?
656
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,629
I mean, that's not right.
657
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:54,392
Hey, man. If you did the deed,
don't blame her for the consequences.
658
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,465
That's not the point.
659
00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:56,675
Oh, what's the point?
660
00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:58,844
He's cramping my style.
661
00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:03,557
I need to be able to react to danger
on a moment's notice.
662
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,602
How am I to do that when I'm playing
wet nurse to a 12-year-old?
663
00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:08,520
You're his dad!
664
00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,314
Alleged dad.
665
00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:14,026
Well, at least you have a kid.
666
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,199
Can I get another one?
667
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,206
Okay, gather round, people.
668
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:30,000
Where is... Where's every... Where's Luther?
669
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,418
- Haven't seen him.
- Who knows?
670
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,462
Anybody know where... Okay, you know what?
671
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,673
We got bigger problems
to worry about right now.
672
00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:36,757
Like what?
673
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,302
This.
674
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,639
Who are they?
675
00:44:43,722 --> 00:44:45,683
These are our mothers.
676
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,062
That one's mine.
677
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:53,273
They're all dead.
678
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:56,110
They all died on the exact same day,
679
00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:57,986
October 1st, 1989.
680
00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:00,256
- That's our birthday.
- Not anymore, it isn't.
681
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,782
They all died before we were born.
682
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,743
That's dumb.
If we weren't born, how can we exist?
683
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,870
- Exactly.
- What are you saying?
684
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:11,208
I'm saying, when we jumped here,
we created a time paradox.
685
00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:13,419
All right? Not just any paradox.
686
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:16,171
This is the grandfather paradox.
687
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:18,465
What the hell is a grandfather paradox?
688
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:36,066
Psst!
689
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,110
Luther! Hey!
690
00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:41,488
♪ Think about it ♪
691
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:45,117
♪ There must be a higher love ♪
692
00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:50,205
♪ Down in the heart
Or in the stars above ♪
693
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,583
♪ Without it ♪
694
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:55,878
- Whoa! What the...
- ♪ Life is wasted time ♪
695
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,714
♪ Look inside your heart ♪
696
00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:01,675
♪ I'll look inside of mine ♪
697
00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:05,804
♪ Things look so bad everywhere ♪
698
00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:10,517
♪ In this whole world ♪
699
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:11,685
♪ What's fair? ♪
700
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,228
Go get 'em, T. J.
701
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:16,857
♪ We walk blind and we try to see ♪
702
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:22,863
♪ Falling behind in what could be ♪
703
00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:27,659
♪ Bring me a higher love... ♪
704
00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:30,329
Hey.
705
00:46:30,412 --> 00:46:31,663
- Shit.
- Oh...
706
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:34,208
- Okay, now what?
- Here. Yes.
707
00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,795
Just need to...
708
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,546
Just... Yeah. Okay.
709
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:42,090
Um, I'm gonna take this from you.
710
00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:44,635
We have to be quiet.
711
00:46:44,718 --> 00:46:47,012
What the hell do you want from me?
712
00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:51,058
I wanted to apologize for earlier.
713
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:52,851
Is this another one of your games?
714
00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:54,353
No, you don't understand.
715
00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:55,854
We were being watched.
716
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:56,938
What? By who?
717
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:59,149
My family. They're crazy.
718
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:03,487
But I want to let you know,
I meant every word I said.
719
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,697
Even about the moon?
720
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:07,783
Especially about the moon.
721
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:12,579
Well, um...
722
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,376
Is anyone watching us now?
723
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,212
No. But I mean, we should be...
724
00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:23,465
♪ We walk blind and we try to see ♪
725
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:28,428
♪ Falling behind in what could be ♪
726
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:33,809
♪ Bring me a higher love ♪
727
00:47:36,478 --> 00:47:40,190
♪ Bring me a higher love ♪
728
00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:44,862
♪ Bring me a higher love ♪
729
00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:49,074
♪ Where's this higher love ♪
730
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:51,702
♪ I've been thinking of? ♪
731
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:56,331
♪ I will wait for it ♪
732
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:03,130
♪ I'm not too late for it ♪
733
00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:08,343
♪ Until then, I'll sing my song... ♪
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