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Now wishing you all the best,
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and now you may kiss the bride!
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I'm home!
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Hello!
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Hi, honey!
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At least take your pants off.
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Give me a kiss!
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I didn't mean there, but okay...
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Don't lie in bed in your street clothes.
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-It is not hygienic.
-Give me a kiss!
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You can't wait? You naughty thing! Huh?
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You're crazy, stop!
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Then give me a kiss.
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-How many people has my doctor saved?
-Never mind.
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Oh, no. Again?
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I swear to use my medical knowledge
to benefit the health of my patients.
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Especially if they love sticking
their dicks into vacuum cleaners.
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Jesus...
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I don't know what's so good about that...
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-What time do you start tomorrow?
-I took the morning shift from Ernő.
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-So, is getting up at five o'clock good?
-Fucking great.
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Great.
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5:04 a.m.
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Dinner?
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What are you doing?
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Nothing, just...
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-You're masturbating?
-No, just...
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-Why didn't you wake me?
-You slept so sweetly. Don't flip out.
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-Next time please just wake me up, ok?
-Don't shout!
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Ok. But I feel left out.
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-What? Because I masturbate sometimes?
-Sometimes?
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-Oh, come on, you do it too!
-That's different.
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How do you know that?
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And why is it different?
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-Because I am a man!
-Yeah, right.
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What if you do in front of me?
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-No way!
-Why?
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Because it's private.
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-We've been living together for 3.5 years.
-And?
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Let's sleep. You have to get up soon.
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Who do you think about?
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You.
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And you?
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You.
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Pinky swear?
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Pinky swear.
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-Guys do the same.
-And Ivan isn't bothered...
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Don't you worry about Ivan, please.
He started it.
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Though he was quite surprised,
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when I suggested we could
also go to a swinger club.
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That wouldn't work for me.
I'm just not like that.
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Like what?
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What's wrong with me trying to enjoy
the remaining ten good years?
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You have 15 at least...
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Thanks.
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The secret to a happy relationship
is a good lover, on the side.
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-Hi Fanny!
-Hi Fanny!
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Hey guys!
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-Hey!
-Hi.
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-Did you bring one for me as well?
-Sure.
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-How is baby Simon?
-Well, we don't sleep much.
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You'll see soon enough.
Got to run, ok? Kisses!
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-Is there anyone at Bálint's?
-I don't think so!
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-Kisses.
-Kisses.
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All urologists have many kids,
because we don't use rubber at home.
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-Fanny! Hi!
-Hello!
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This is Julcsi. She's a fresh resident
at the urology department.
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Hello. Julia Papai.
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Congratulations.
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For what?
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For the job.
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Oh, thanks. Got to go.
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Great colleague.
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Great? Colleague?
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So what, you examined her?
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-Discussed some professional techniques?
-Come on! Nothing happened.
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Yeah, right.
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-But you wish it had.
-What? No!
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-You do not want to do the sexy nurse?
-No.
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Of course not.
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You don't find her attractive, sexy, hot?
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-In what sense?
-Don't play the fool with me!
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The basis of a happy
relationship is honesty.
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I can see that you fancy her.
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-Acting all perky.
-I wasn't perky.
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Do you fancy her?
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-Yes. I fancy her.
-Fucking great.
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You asked.
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I swear nothing happened.
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Sure! Tighter skin,
longer legs, better boobs.
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-No, her boobs are not better.
-What?
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Fanny! Come on. Fanny, please!
Please don't do this! Fanny!
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Oh, please...
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Don't cry!
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-I'm sorry. I'd never hurt you.
-I know.
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Ok, so we have a situation here.
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I'm sure we'll find a rational solution.
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Did you ever have a relationship,
where sex was fantastic after five years?
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What?
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Rate it.
Rate it from one to ten for each year.
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-So?
-I don't know.
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Ten is crazy, fantastic,
I almost get a heart-attack good...
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-one is dreadful.
-Okay. Well, then ten.
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If we're not honest,
than it makes no sense.
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I think...
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it's a solid eight.
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Sometimes 8.5.
But on average, a solid eight.
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-Quantity?
-Quantity was alright wasn't it?
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Yes. Then an average of nine.
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-Second year?
-That's when we moved in together.
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Yes. Quantity seven,
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quality seven.
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Third year.
You started working at the clinic.
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-Quantity five. Quality six!
-Come on, it isn't fair!
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You can't compare first-time sex to sex,
when living and sleeping together.
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That's exactly the point! We got to do
something, before things go wrong.
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Do you know how much we kissed last year?
Thirty two minutes.
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How did you calculate that?
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Well, with an average
of 18 seconds per kiss,
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-say twice a week, that is 52...
-Okay.
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You want to kiss more?
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-Get some more glasses!
-We tried everything
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...even to breast-pump, but
then we decided on the formula.
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Baby formula?
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How can you give formula to your kid?
You're joking right? You can't be serious.
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WHO suggests to breastfeed
till the age of two.
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I wanted to, but my boobs
are not as big as yours.
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This has nothing to do with it.
Does not depend on size.
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It's a matter of choice.
You want to breastfeed or not.
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I had it spilling out
from the neighbor's baby...
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I wanted to breastfeed,
but I just couldn't handle the pain,
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I'm still bleeding from the episiotomy,
I just couldn't take it anymore.
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He is only interested in the boobs.
Though this won't change, really.
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Ohh, poor Vica.
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I don't know how she didn't realize it.
It's been going on for over six months.
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Maybe you shouldn't blame the victim.
Though I never really liked Dezső.
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He's exactly the type who gets it
on with his 22-year old secretary.
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-Why, there is such a type?
-Yes. Men...
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Ernő?
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The only reason he doesn't
fuck one of the nurses
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is because he knows
I would crush his balls...
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-What a little macho pig you will become.
-Yep, but guard your balls, because mom...
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-The girls will weep after you, sweety!
-Looks just like Ernő.
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Twenty-two years old!
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-Can you believe it?
-But it's not just Dezső's fault.
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It always takes two.
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Didn't they just buy a house?
What about their baby?
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Eszter would rip my balls off,
that's for sure.
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Well hello!
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It's just you.
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So, what's up?
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-So... you also use these Turkish diapers?
-No, we use the fancy organic ones.
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With the first child we used the same.
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-And you guys were also constipated?
-We're over it.
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So...
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-does the diaper disposal thing work yet?
-Yeah, I first...
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He lied to her for six months,
can you believe it?
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That's the worst part of it.
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The betrayal.
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We should get it fixed.
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Listen, I do no want us to end up
like Vica, do you hear me?
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Promise me, that we will not do this
to each other.
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Let's be honest with each other.
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-Pinky swear.
-Pinky swear.
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-Where were we?
-Episode five, minute 22.
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Alex, there's no water here.
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Fuck.
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Look, what's that?
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-Hello?!
-Shut the fuck up!
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They might be our enemy.
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-You fancy her too?
-What?
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-Rebecca?
-No!
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Fine. Yes.
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It doesn't matter,
I will never see her in this life.
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-So only that's holding back you...
-Where is this coming from?
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Five years of a happy,
balanced relationship,
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yet if Apocalypse-chick swung by,
you wouldn't hesitate to do her?
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-What? If George Clooney came knocking?
-George Clooney.
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-He is smoking hot.
-Alright.
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I would let you have him.
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-Let me?
-Yes. Why, you wouldn't?
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If, say Monica Belucci flung by, and said:
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"Ciao Bello, come here!"
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-You wouldn't let me?
-What?
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I'm certain you wouldn't.
It's really selfish of you.
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-Selfish?
-Yes!
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I've had a crush on Monica since
my childhood. You know that.
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It wouldn't change a thing.
I would still love you.
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This is just theoretical,
no one will swing by here!
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Sure.
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You preach about honesty,
then fuss over something this stupid?
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You know what? You're right.
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If we allow each other,
it's not cheating.
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-There's no lying, no betrayal.
-In theory.
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-Not just in theory.
-In practice as well?
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So, you would let me sleep with anyone?
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-In practice!
-That's not exactly what I said.
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-You couldn't do it.
-Why not?
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-You aren't like that.
-Like what?
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-Brave and gutsy?
-I didn't mean it that way.
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For your information,
I can be quite gutsy!
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And hot, and sexy and all.
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-Get dressed!
-Why?
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-We have to take a left soon.
-When soon?
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Like now. We just passed it.
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Tell me before, not after.
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-I'll turn around.
-It's a one-way street.
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Fine, then we go around.
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Are you sure you want this?
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What do I know?
But we are here already.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Then go for it.
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There's a changing room.
You could change there.
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The entrance opens from there.
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You need permission to join,
otherwise you will be kicked out.
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A no means no, a yes means yes.
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-Fanni?
-Bálint?
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-Are you sure this is the best place?
-It's got an 8.4 rating on Wikipedia.
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-This place, on Wikipedia? No shit.
-Next time you figure out where to go.
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Fancy her?
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How the hell can she walk
in those high heels?
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I've treated that guy for hernia.
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Hey there. I'm Marco.
Want to join in with me?
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What's wrong? Doctor!
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-Doctor! Is there a doctor here?
-Yes, yes, over here. A urologist.
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-Is that a proper doctor?
-Where is that doctor?
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Step back! Please, everyone, step back.
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Sir?
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-Call an ambulance. I started CPR.
-Call an ambulance!
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Come on, sweetheart!
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Don't stop!
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To blow the remaining coke into him,
or what?
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You guys?
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Don't dick around. Get over here!
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I'll take over.
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-What happened?
-Not now, later.
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-With him...
-He just became stiff all of a sudden.
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-Veins, monitor.
-I'll do it.
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Thank you.
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-Thank you so much. You saved his life.
-It was nothing. It's my job.
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Sorry, Doc. There's this...
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swelling here.
Maybe you could look at it?
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-Well, maybe it's...
-Beat it, Marco! Doc!
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00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:17,695
Next round is on me.
Always good to have a doctor in the team.
246
00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:36,177
Well, I didn't see this coming.
247
00:21:38,496 --> 00:21:39,975
I'm so proud of you.
248
00:21:41,496 --> 00:21:42,976
Look, I'm sorry.
249
00:21:43,055 --> 00:21:47,976
You really are very brave, sexy
and gutsy and all.
250
00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:52,656
I just thought we should do something,
you know...
251
00:21:54,936 --> 00:21:58,817
...to have the courage to be honest
with one other, no matter what.
252
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,096
To be yourselves with each other.
253
00:22:03,177 --> 00:22:07,657
This is the basis of a happy
and lasting relationship.
254
00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:10,777
-Can we light the candles?
-Did you pay for that too?
255
00:22:11,658 --> 00:22:14,457
-Yes.
-I told you not to.
256
00:22:14,537 --> 00:22:16,658
No need to pay for unnecessary nonsense.
257
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,579
Then? Yes?
258
00:22:25,938 --> 00:22:28,698
You can't judge a book
by its cover, right?
259
00:22:28,778 --> 00:22:32,298
I always suspected that Fanny was not
as innocent as she put out there.
260
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:38,259
-Esther would never agree to this.
-So you ride the ambulance now?
261
00:22:38,339 --> 00:22:41,899
Didn't I take your night shifts
so you can help out with the baby?
262
00:22:41,979 --> 00:22:43,579
I cannot sleep at home anyway.
263
00:22:43,659 --> 00:22:47,019
I don't even know who screams more,
Esther or the baby.
264
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,419
And how does Esther handle
being alone so much?
265
00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:52,299
-She's fine, she is not alone.
-Hey there.
266
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:56,941
-Here are the lab results. Would you look?
-Sure!
267
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,340
Okay. Bye!
268
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,660
Thanks a lot!
269
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,861
-Where were we?
-Esther?
270
00:23:09,941 --> 00:23:12,902
Yeah, Esther... No, she isn't alone!
271
00:23:12,981 --> 00:23:15,460
I have to do everything, all alone.
272
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:18,781
-But why don't you tell him?
-It's pointless.
273
00:23:18,861 --> 00:23:23,221
He behaves like an overgrown baby.
It's really annoying.
274
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:26,381
-But he loves you so much.
-Of course, otherwise...
275
00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:29,821
Hey, don't move.
276
00:23:29,901 --> 00:23:36,022
And, what were the people like?
Buffed up guys and tanned bimbos?
277
00:23:36,101 --> 00:23:38,942
-Not exactly.
-What then?
278
00:23:39,022 --> 00:23:43,343
-Well, everyone seemed normal.
-Really?
279
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,262
Fucking wow.
280
00:23:48,502 --> 00:23:52,143
-I look like a grumpy tranny.
-Thanks.
281
00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,743
Cunt.
282
00:23:57,823 --> 00:23:59,863
Box.
283
00:23:59,944 --> 00:24:01,744
Pink taco.
284
00:24:01,823 --> 00:24:06,703
Pussy, cooter,
bearded clam, honey pot.
285
00:24:09,584 --> 00:24:11,104
Cooch.
286
00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:12,785
Thank you. Fanny?
287
00:24:16,944 --> 00:24:20,904
It is important to articulate these words.
There are no taboos here.
288
00:24:24,065 --> 00:24:27,225
-Coochie.
-Well done.
289
00:24:27,305 --> 00:24:33,025
Vagina, vulva, vaginal entry, labia,
clitoris...
290
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:36,186
Maybe something more personal?
291
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,185
-I use these.
-Thank you.
292
00:24:38,265 --> 00:24:42,946
Now let's go over
the basic rules of sexual self-awareness.
293
00:24:43,026 --> 00:24:44,306
The most important rule?
294
00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:46,986
-Honesty.
-That's right.
295
00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:52,267
We have to be honest and outspoken
about what we want and don't want.
296
00:24:52,347 --> 00:24:53,827
Rule Number two?
297
00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:56,266
-Respect.
-That's right.
298
00:24:56,347 --> 00:24:59,506
We respect our own and
each others desires.
299
00:24:59,587 --> 00:25:01,546
We don't judge.
300
00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:05,027
Thank you.
Let's do the end of session exercise!
301
00:25:05,108 --> 00:25:07,467
Everybody find your positions,
302
00:25:07,546 --> 00:25:11,507
and relax
303
00:25:11,588 --> 00:25:13,067
and flex.
304
00:25:13,148 --> 00:25:15,867
Relax, flex.
305
00:25:15,946 --> 00:25:17,348
Relax.
306
00:25:17,427 --> 00:25:23,508
10-20 minutes a day of intimate gymnastics
is enough. The outcome is guaranteed.
307
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,908
Flex, relax.
308
00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:28,148
Flex, relax.
309
00:25:39,029 --> 00:25:40,029
So?
310
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,989
Well...
311
00:25:44,069 --> 00:25:46,389
we could have more oral sex.
312
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,949
-I should do it more, or you?
-You, you, you.
313
00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:57,109
Like you really want to do it.
Like you enjoy it.
314
00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:02,749
Oral sex...
315
00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:09,149
with joy.
316
00:26:09,229 --> 00:26:10,870
Yes?
317
00:26:10,951 --> 00:26:14,591
Any other positions, toys?
318
00:26:14,671 --> 00:26:16,670
We could try a threesome.
319
00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:24,791
Threesome.
320
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:26,992
Yes?
321
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:31,231
Maybe you could give me
a prostate massage.
322
00:26:33,032 --> 00:26:37,272
It's a very sensitive area. Patients
often get an erection during examination.
323
00:26:43,952 --> 00:26:45,352
Your turn.
324
00:26:46,752 --> 00:26:51,633
We could do role play.
325
00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:55,392
-Sexy nurse!
-That is out of question.
326
00:26:55,472 --> 00:26:56,913
Ok.
327
00:27:00,513 --> 00:27:04,912
You could also do it more,
with your mouth.
328
00:27:04,993 --> 00:27:09,674
-I always do.
-Yes, as a warm-up, for about two seconds.
329
00:27:11,873 --> 00:27:12,994
Fine.
330
00:27:14,594 --> 00:27:15,834
And...
331
00:27:17,753 --> 00:27:20,274
you could be more passionate.
332
00:27:20,355 --> 00:27:21,634
More wild.
333
00:27:21,714 --> 00:27:24,394
-You hate it when I bite you!
-But not like that!
334
00:27:24,473 --> 00:27:26,794
I want to feel that you want me.
335
00:27:26,874 --> 00:27:30,195
You want me so much
that you lose control...
336
00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:31,435
like you used to.
337
00:27:33,435 --> 00:27:34,675
Okay.
338
00:27:35,675 --> 00:27:36,675
Fine.
339
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,035
Anything else?
340
00:27:42,556 --> 00:27:43,915
That's all.
341
00:28:09,277 --> 00:28:10,676
Your feet are cold.
342
00:28:16,757 --> 00:28:19,037
Esther and Ernő out of question.
343
00:28:19,117 --> 00:28:21,438
Vica also got quite fat
after giving birth.
344
00:28:21,518 --> 00:28:23,797
Ernő is also fat,
and he didn't give birth.
345
00:28:23,877 --> 00:28:26,557
-That's different.
-Why? He wasn't even pregnant.
346
00:28:29,238 --> 00:28:31,998
A distant acquaintance?
Someone we could never run into?
347
00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:35,518
432 friends.
348
00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:39,918
Panni Sugár?
349
00:28:40,879 --> 00:28:42,958
You fancy Panni Sugár?
350
00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:45,038
-Why?
-No!
351
00:28:46,118 --> 00:28:47,878
-Her?
-No.
352
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:49,719
-Her?
-No.
353
00:28:49,798 --> 00:28:53,960
-Julcsi is your friend on Facebook?
-Yes, just like all my other colleagues.
354
00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:57,999
-I see...
-Ivett also got married? When?
355
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,720
She's never set foot in a church,
why didn't she come to me?
356
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,800
Jesus! I will definitely not
dress up like a meringue.
357
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,120
Maybe all this is stupid.
358
00:29:15,201 --> 00:29:18,040
Everyone has settled down,
happily giving birth,
359
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:23,600
-going on vacations and wellness weekends.
-Bad buffets and fungal infections.
360
00:29:23,681 --> 00:29:25,321
This is not the point.
361
00:29:25,401 --> 00:29:27,082
Maybe something's wrong with us?
362
00:29:28,321 --> 00:29:33,562
No. Tomi has been cheating for years.
Everyone knows. I think Réka too.
363
00:29:38,081 --> 00:29:39,241
Foodnazi...
364
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,042
Maybe, it would be better to be ignorant.
365
00:29:44,121 --> 00:29:47,721
-Blessed are the poor in spirit.
-No, we are blessed.
366
00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:50,681
Look, nothing's wrong with us.
367
00:29:53,881 --> 00:29:55,482
Are we still this happy?
368
00:29:56,602 --> 00:30:00,803
Yes. People don't jump all over each other
after five years, which perfectly normal.
369
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:05,402
-This is not a fair system, is it?
-No. Yes.
370
00:30:06,242 --> 00:30:08,243
This is why the Internet was invented.
371
00:30:16,123 --> 00:30:18,204
Nice work. Silicone, but nicely done.
372
00:30:19,964 --> 00:30:21,565
Have you ever touched one?
373
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:26,004
-Once. Not bad. You?
-I've never touched any boobs.
374
00:30:30,925 --> 00:30:33,045
"Sex with a woman."
375
00:30:37,645 --> 00:30:41,085
-Why, you wouldn't mind?
-Are you crazy?
376
00:30:45,005 --> 00:30:48,405
-"Touch each other!"
-Jesus.
377
00:30:55,766 --> 00:31:00,406
We are doing this for our relationship.
For our mature and sincere relationship.
378
00:31:18,207 --> 00:31:20,967
Oh fuck! Fuck!
379
00:31:25,407 --> 00:31:31,127
Ok, maybe you are right.
But that resident girl is just too sexy.
380
00:31:31,207 --> 00:31:32,768
You're sexy too.
381
00:31:32,848 --> 00:31:34,927
-I would make it with ya.
-Really?
382
00:31:35,008 --> 00:31:40,608
- Sure, all guys are stupid. Right?
-Show me your panties, baby!
383
00:31:40,688 --> 00:31:44,288
-Sexist pigs!
-Chill, it wasn't meant for you.
384
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,529
Hey stop, wait!
385
00:31:48,609 --> 00:31:52,328
Excuse me! Don't you care
that you are destroying everything
386
00:31:52,408 --> 00:31:57,930
women have fought for over the centuries?
Women are not sexual objects.
387
00:31:58,010 --> 00:32:00,209
Not all, that's for sure.
388
00:32:02,048 --> 00:32:07,009
Is that all you want? You want that?
Big boobs, long legs, big lashes?
389
00:32:07,089 --> 00:32:08,529
-That's all?
-Yes, just like that.
390
00:32:08,609 --> 00:32:11,449
And her thoughts?
Her brain? Her intellect?
391
00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:12,850
What?
392
00:32:17,529 --> 00:32:20,329
I'm a senior lecturer at the university.
But thanks.
393
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:26,730
Hallo?
394
00:32:28,731 --> 00:32:30,370
What's wrong?
395
00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:35,691
Chill out, It is just a little exercise.
A little confidence.
396
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:38,411
Let's start, girls.
397
00:32:39,851 --> 00:32:43,691
Five, six, seven, eight... and flamingo...
398
00:32:45,252 --> 00:32:47,132
Stretch your legs...
399
00:32:47,211 --> 00:32:52,692
Straight up... lean back...
and up...
400
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:59,973
Stand by the pole, slide down. That's it!
Stretch your legs.
401
00:33:01,972 --> 00:33:04,053
Push the breasts out.
402
00:33:05,533 --> 00:33:10,053
Turn... stroke the legs.
Very good.
403
00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:14,532
Go around the pole.
And propeller.
404
00:33:18,334 --> 00:33:19,174
Push your hips.
405
00:33:20,813 --> 00:33:24,653
Super. And firefighter's posture.
406
00:33:28,055 --> 00:33:31,254
For the first time in class,
I dared to watch myself in the mirror.
407
00:33:31,334 --> 00:33:35,614
-And it was so good.
-Today I also saw the Goddess in me.
408
00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:38,773
For about three seconds...
409
00:33:40,295 --> 00:33:42,575
-I need to pee.
-Ok, I'm coming, wait.
410
00:33:47,934 --> 00:33:49,934
-And you?
-For me, it's a mission.
411
00:33:51,575 --> 00:33:55,776
It's the Century of Women.
Finally, we get to do what we want to do.
412
00:33:55,855 --> 00:33:59,215
Not only men get to have free sex,
but women too.
413
00:34:01,175 --> 00:34:02,976
Me for example. And you?
414
00:34:05,696 --> 00:34:10,416
-Bálint and I, we are great, it's just...
-You don't fuck anymore.
415
00:34:12,896 --> 00:34:17,616
-Well, that's how it goes.
-Well, we're actually trying to fix it.
416
00:34:18,777 --> 00:34:22,137
-So we wrote this list--
-I don't believe in monogamy.
417
00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:26,337
I don't think it works.
Totally unrealistic expectations.
418
00:34:26,416 --> 00:34:28,058
One man for the rest of your life?
419
00:34:29,697 --> 00:34:33,577
While we always crave for something new,
something different.
420
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:37,338
It's the same basic instinct,
like stability and safety.
421
00:34:38,858 --> 00:34:40,498
We're wired this stupid way.
422
00:34:41,778 --> 00:34:42,778
Yeah.
423
00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:47,618
I've been living in a happy marriage
for 15 years.
424
00:34:47,697 --> 00:34:49,658
-Wow.
-Open for five years.
425
00:34:51,498 --> 00:34:55,539
At first, we ventured together,
but now we do it separately.
426
00:34:55,618 --> 00:34:58,739
It works like magic.
There is only one rule.
427
00:34:58,818 --> 00:35:01,299
We tell each other everything,
even if it hurts.
428
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:03,898
And condoms.
429
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:17,700
-Hey guys! Everything ok?
-Hi! Yes.
430
00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:19,140
Hi!
431
00:35:20,501 --> 00:35:21,659
Hello.
432
00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:30,380
-All is good?
-Sure. I swim. I am swimming!
433
00:35:40,661 --> 00:35:43,901
-Wait, wait!
-Chill.
434
00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:46,062
-Slowly!
-I'm careful.
435
00:35:47,621 --> 00:35:48,901
Gently!
436
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,822
When you'll be an old fart,
you can grow it out.
437
00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:55,702
-What will happen if you leave me?
-I'll still come over and do it.
438
00:35:55,783 --> 00:35:56,701
Yes?
439
00:35:58,422 --> 00:36:01,382
-What now, you want to leave me?
-That's not what I said.
440
00:36:01,462 --> 00:36:03,342
Maybe you are projecting.
441
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:07,183
I could never find a better
nosehair-remover psychologist.
442
00:36:12,062 --> 00:36:14,702
-No! Don't tickle!
-Okay. Tonight?
443
00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:19,102
-I've never done this before.
-Me neither. We're going?
444
00:36:20,783 --> 00:36:21,783
Yes.
445
00:36:30,463 --> 00:36:34,864
Come on!At least let's have
a base minimum. Age 25?
446
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:39,225
-Rule number 3.
-Won't there be too many rules?
447
00:36:39,305 --> 00:36:42,624
-We need rules, otherwise what'll happen?
-Fun and laughter.
448
00:36:42,705 --> 00:36:44,544
Chaos and apocalypse.
449
00:36:49,024 --> 00:36:52,066
-Her over there?
-Her boobs are too small.
450
00:36:56,905 --> 00:36:59,664
-Her?
-Maybe.
451
00:36:59,745 --> 00:37:02,945
-But how?
-Well, we go up to her and ask.
452
00:37:03,024 --> 00:37:06,426
-Like "Hey, yo! What time is it?"
-Yes!
453
00:37:08,146 --> 00:37:11,466
-Alright, you go.
-Why me? We agreed to do it together.
454
00:37:11,545 --> 00:37:14,586
Yes, but I've never
picked up a girl before.
455
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,786
Fine. I go. Get her. We take her home.
456
00:37:17,866 --> 00:37:21,186
-Good, Jane waits here for Tarzan.
-No, no, Jane follows Tarzan.
457
00:37:24,386 --> 00:37:27,787
So I'm going to do my BA here,
then adios.
458
00:37:27,866 --> 00:37:30,747
The department of archeology
is quite good in Copenhagen.
459
00:37:33,546 --> 00:37:35,547
And do you fancy my girlfriend?
460
00:37:38,067 --> 00:37:40,308
-Yes.
-Really?
461
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,748
Would you like to come home with us?
462
00:37:46,227 --> 00:37:47,628
Is this a joke?
463
00:37:50,548 --> 00:37:51,788
Or...
464
00:37:53,228 --> 00:37:54,589
candid camera?
465
00:37:55,827 --> 00:37:57,708
Or a bet?
466
00:38:01,228 --> 00:38:03,109
Sorry guys, but this...
467
00:38:04,309 --> 00:38:09,230
threesome thing is so childish.
I'm not in high school anymore.
468
00:38:16,310 --> 00:38:17,549
Holy shit!
469
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:21,789
Yeah. She liked me!
470
00:38:24,509 --> 00:38:26,069
It's on the house.
471
00:38:34,991 --> 00:38:36,910
Welcome!
472
00:38:36,990 --> 00:38:38,790
Come in.
473
00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:41,231
Cool place. Don't take your shoes off, ok?
474
00:38:41,311 --> 00:38:44,031
-Or there's slippers, if...
-No, no need, thanks.
475
00:38:44,111 --> 00:38:46,951
It's almost morning, and we still...
476
00:38:47,031 --> 00:38:52,511
-Yes, here we are.
-Yeah, you guys are awesome.
477
00:38:52,591 --> 00:38:56,591
I also wanted an open relationship,
but of course my ex called me a slut.
478
00:38:59,232 --> 00:39:02,272
-So, this way?
-Yeah-yeah, that's the bedroom.
479
00:39:02,352 --> 00:39:05,753
-Good, sit.
-So she will...
480
00:39:05,832 --> 00:39:07,471
-I'll be, we'll be right back.
-OK.
481
00:39:21,513 --> 00:39:23,233
Are you sure you want this?
482
00:39:24,714 --> 00:39:27,473
-Why, you don't?
-Me? You want it?
483
00:39:29,754 --> 00:39:34,833
Look, this chick has done this before.
And we need a new experience.
484
00:39:35,954 --> 00:39:36,954
You said so.
485
00:40:17,556 --> 00:40:20,276
-Should we wake her up?
-I don't think we could.
486
00:40:23,915 --> 00:40:27,237
-What's her name?
-I thought you knew.
487
00:40:28,797 --> 00:40:30,316
God, what are we doing...
488
00:40:31,916 --> 00:40:35,317
-Would have loved to see you two kiss.
-Typical.
489
00:40:35,397 --> 00:40:38,597
-Why? I saw you staring at her lips.
-Not true!
490
00:40:42,397 --> 00:40:43,757
And what are mine like?
491
00:40:50,757 --> 00:40:52,117
Getting there.
492
00:41:04,238 --> 00:41:08,878
-Your girlfriend picks up chicks for you?
-Yeah.
493
00:41:08,959 --> 00:41:10,759
I can't believe it.
494
00:41:14,758 --> 00:41:16,879
You on this already? On this?
495
00:41:18,759 --> 00:41:21,840
-Everyone is on it. Real hotties.
-Why are you on it?
496
00:41:21,919 --> 00:41:23,159
Why? I'm allowed to look?
497
00:41:27,759 --> 00:41:30,639
It's gonna suck,
if she really falls for someone else.
498
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:35,240
Say, she meets someone younger,
more muscular, taller.
499
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:40,400
Nah, it's not about that. This way
it's a more adult, mature relationship.
500
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,241
I've seen the future
and it ain't pretty.
501
00:41:48,801 --> 00:41:50,401
Are you going to eat that?
502
00:41:57,161 --> 00:42:00,321
-What a sweet little girl.
-Boy. A little boy.
503
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,601
-How was with the chick? Did you have sex?
-Come on!
504
00:42:08,722 --> 00:42:10,242
We didn't even get there.
505
00:42:10,323 --> 00:42:13,522
-Ok, but what happened, tell me.
-I don't know.
506
00:42:13,602 --> 00:42:16,722
It was weird.
As if it wasn't even us.
507
00:42:16,803 --> 00:42:22,002
-Ok. Was it different? Her skin smoother?
-I'm telling you, I don't know.
508
00:42:23,003 --> 00:42:27,763
-But it was exciting... the thought.
-But did you kiss at least?
509
00:42:29,962 --> 00:42:33,203
If you're going to kiss me here,
they're will stone us to death.
510
00:42:33,282 --> 00:42:35,963
Sorry, these fucking hormones.
511
00:42:36,043 --> 00:42:38,563
I can't even remember the last time
I had a good fuck.
512
00:42:41,124 --> 00:42:46,684
Nobody told me, that when you give birth,
you'll be surrounded by frigid bitches.
513
00:42:48,124 --> 00:42:52,284
Seriously... You give birth,
you lose your common sense.
514
00:42:52,363 --> 00:42:54,164
It all goes into the placenta.
515
00:42:54,245 --> 00:42:58,524
You push it out,
it goes into the trash. That's it.
516
00:42:58,604 --> 00:43:01,525
-You're crazy.
-Dear God.
517
00:43:03,645 --> 00:43:06,525
What is the problem?
518
00:43:06,606 --> 00:43:08,564
I don't get it,
why doesn't anybody like us?
519
00:43:09,765 --> 00:43:11,205
I told you to lose the carbs.
520
00:43:14,526 --> 00:43:16,286
-Episode seven next?
-Yup.
521
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,566
Again. Come on.
522
00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:29,845
Come on, we got this.
523
00:43:29,925 --> 00:43:32,286
There's no point. Come on.
524
00:43:32,366 --> 00:43:33,446
Come on.
525
00:43:35,286 --> 00:43:36,967
Alex, there's no more time.
We've gotta go.
526
00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:38,325
I'm not leaving Rebecca behind.
527
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,047
There's a hundred people
in that school, Alex. We've gotta go.
528
00:43:41,127 --> 00:43:42,086
Shit.
529
00:43:43,327 --> 00:43:46,407
Alex, just go.
530
00:43:47,247 --> 00:43:48,367
This sucks.
531
00:43:48,447 --> 00:43:50,687
You need to save the republic. Just go.
532
00:43:54,086 --> 00:43:55,287
Come on!
533
00:43:58,247 --> 00:44:00,687
I'm doing this for you.
534
00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:03,687
-I love you.
-I know.
535
00:44:07,007 --> 00:44:08,208
Hey, let's go.
536
00:44:08,288 --> 00:44:09,887
Is he leaving her there?
537
00:44:13,528 --> 00:44:17,249
-Give it to me, it's mine!
-Zoard!
538
00:44:17,328 --> 00:44:20,889
Stop it! Go to your room!
539
00:44:20,969 --> 00:44:24,888
-They are as lively, as Pete was.
-At least they've got something from me.
540
00:44:24,970 --> 00:44:28,170
Not as if we were better
off with anything else.
541
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,929
-I love you too, honey.
-Have some more potatoes...
542
00:44:32,049 --> 00:44:35,409
-Thanks, I'm full.
-Eat this, it's paleo.
543
00:44:35,489 --> 00:44:37,689
-The schnitzel isn't paleo.
-Than what is it?
544
00:44:37,769 --> 00:44:38,969
Whatever.
545
00:44:39,049 --> 00:44:42,770
-You never listen to me.
-Ok, then eat cucumber salad.
546
00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:45,049
So, Fanny dear, how are you two doing?
547
00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:48,530
All is great.
Fanny works-out a lot, she exercises.
548
00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:51,490
And how is the baby project?
549
00:44:51,570 --> 00:44:54,011
-Mom, please.
-Why are you rushing them?
550
00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:56,610
Let them enjoy life
for a couple more years.
551
00:44:56,690 --> 00:44:59,650
What's more enjoyable in life
than raising children?
552
00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:02,172
-Should I make a list?
-Seriously, stop it!
553
00:45:02,251 --> 00:45:03,531
They are not even married.
554
00:45:06,570 --> 00:45:10,092
-Well, yeah.
-You'd surely get a discount, right, sis?
555
00:45:13,172 --> 00:45:17,172
-We talked about traveling first.
-Now then!
556
00:45:18,013 --> 00:45:19,332
Where to?
557
00:45:19,411 --> 00:45:21,692
-Asia, South America...
-That's exciting!
558
00:45:21,771 --> 00:45:23,852
Really? And when are you going?
559
00:45:25,251 --> 00:45:28,492
-When?
-Not until I get my promotion, you know...
560
00:45:28,572 --> 00:45:29,812
I can't believe this!
561
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,812
-Mommy!
-Hey, hey, hey!
562
00:45:34,252 --> 00:45:36,613
-Is this yours?
-Yeah, thanks!
563
00:45:39,014 --> 00:45:40,973
Cheers to the birthday boy!
564
00:45:41,053 --> 00:45:43,412
-Happy birthday!
-Happy birthday!
565
00:45:43,492 --> 00:45:45,934
So, you want some?
566
00:45:47,373 --> 00:45:50,013
MDMA. First class.
567
00:45:50,092 --> 00:45:53,414
So how does this whole open thing work?
568
00:45:53,494 --> 00:45:57,413
You can't fight the power of novelty,
and you don't have to.
569
00:45:57,494 --> 00:46:02,134
It has nothing to do with your partner.
What you have does not have to suffer.
570
00:46:02,213 --> 00:46:06,735
Why would I love Sandra less, who is
by the way the hottest woman on Earth...
571
00:46:06,814 --> 00:46:08,175
Thanks, baby.
572
00:46:08,254 --> 00:46:11,974
just because I fancy
that little curly one over there?
573
00:46:12,054 --> 00:46:13,335
Which one?
574
00:46:15,615 --> 00:46:17,855
I'd take her home too.
575
00:46:17,934 --> 00:46:20,375
I shouldn't be so selfish.
576
00:46:20,455 --> 00:46:24,455
I can't believe that I alone can give her
all that she desires.
577
00:46:24,535 --> 00:46:25,656
It's stupid.
578
00:46:25,735 --> 00:46:29,016
What she can't get from me,
she should get from someone else.
579
00:46:30,016 --> 00:46:33,215
Happy birthday! Good luck!
580
00:46:35,696 --> 00:46:38,736
-Coming?
-Yeah. Yes.
581
00:46:54,777 --> 00:46:56,937
It'll make you have fun.
582
00:46:57,017 --> 00:46:59,898
You will dance. A lot.
583
00:46:59,977 --> 00:47:03,297
Put it under your tongue.
Yeah, that's enough.
584
00:47:05,017 --> 00:47:06,498
Nice dress.
585
00:47:07,538 --> 00:47:11,217
I just hate thongs, they give me wedgies.
Not you?
586
00:47:12,498 --> 00:47:14,178
I'm not wearing any panties.
587
00:47:39,579 --> 00:47:40,819
Sorry.
588
00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:48,859
-Should we go back?
-Sure.
589
00:48:29,422 --> 00:48:31,902
And what did you guys agree on?
What are the rules?
590
00:48:37,863 --> 00:48:41,263
Penetration only with primary partner?
Or with anyone?
591
00:48:44,982 --> 00:48:48,703
Well, we didn't talk this through.
592
00:48:55,983 --> 00:48:57,823
Maybe it's about time.
593
00:49:56,706 --> 00:49:59,706
-Are you all right?
-Should we stop?
594
00:50:01,987 --> 00:50:03,347
Are you sure?
595
00:50:04,547 --> 00:50:05,548
I'm sure.
596
00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:08,068
We don't have to continue,
if you don't want to.
597
00:50:08,147 --> 00:50:09,747
Yes.
598
00:50:11,628 --> 00:50:12,907
I want to.
599
00:50:53,790 --> 00:50:58,910
...to celebrate that you embark
on a journey together,
600
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:03,511
that will hold so many new adventures
and new pleasures for you both.
601
00:51:04,430 --> 00:51:08,390
Pleasures that neither of you
have even dreamed of.
602
00:51:08,470 --> 00:51:09,630
Congratulations!
603
00:51:19,351 --> 00:51:21,231
You want a taste?
604
00:51:21,311 --> 00:51:22,311
Yeah.
605
00:51:23,512 --> 00:51:24,512
Tadam!
606
00:51:36,431 --> 00:51:38,312
-What do you think?
-Yummy!
607
00:51:39,632 --> 00:51:41,512
-It's like...
-Soft?
608
00:51:41,592 --> 00:51:43,593
Juicy? Wet?
609
00:51:44,752 --> 00:51:46,192
Yes?
610
00:51:46,272 --> 00:51:48,634
Thought you have developed
a taste for such things.
611
00:51:50,033 --> 00:51:51,953
-Seriously, yesterday...
-Stop it!
612
00:51:52,792 --> 00:51:53,793
How are you?
613
00:51:55,473 --> 00:52:00,113
Oh my God.
It's as if I've been struck by lightning.
614
00:52:00,193 --> 00:52:03,874
-Wait, are we competing now?
-Since when is this a competition?
615
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:07,674
-Since we eat from the same cake.
-It happened once.
616
00:52:07,753 --> 00:52:10,314
You don't want to bring more chicks?
617
00:52:10,394 --> 00:52:13,753
Who said we're not bringing
a guy home next time?
618
00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:14,834
Hell no...
619
00:52:17,194 --> 00:52:18,194
And why not?
620
00:52:20,634 --> 00:52:23,473
You know,
you've got to expand the comfort zone.
621
00:52:24,354 --> 00:52:29,394
Anyways, why are two women sex,
and two men gross?
622
00:52:29,474 --> 00:52:32,115
It's a double standard,
I hope you admit that.
623
00:52:32,196 --> 00:52:35,115
I see enough hairy asses every day.
I hope, you admit that.
624
00:52:42,035 --> 00:52:43,275
Whoa!
625
00:52:47,355 --> 00:52:50,756
So how do I do a prostate massage?
626
00:52:52,876 --> 00:52:55,476
We've aroused the little devil in you,
haven't we?
627
00:53:01,036 --> 00:53:04,796
You know, if the apocalypse
happened today... I'd save you.
628
00:53:06,837 --> 00:53:09,557
I'd hunt rabbits and...
629
00:53:10,637 --> 00:53:13,037
bobcats... buffaloes...
630
00:53:14,317 --> 00:53:15,437
and all only with you.
631
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:20,398
Well, after all... it's always
good to have a doctor on the team.
632
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,480
They'll sleep through it anyway.
633
00:53:55,560 --> 00:54:00,400
You talk best about modern urology.
I didn't fall asleep after the fifth time!
634
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,080
Sandwiches!
635
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,040
Thank you!
636
00:54:15,241 --> 00:54:18,041
-I think we're ready, right?
-For what?
637
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:24,441
The next step. You know...
to venture separately.
638
00:54:26,361 --> 00:54:27,361
Yeah.
639
00:54:28,841 --> 00:54:31,961
-Don't you think?
-Yeah. Yes. Sure.
640
00:54:33,642 --> 00:54:34,641
So...
641
00:54:36,242 --> 00:54:42,122
-Is Julcsi attending too?
-Maybe. I don't know. Kisses. I'm off.
642
00:54:42,202 --> 00:54:43,042
Kiss.
643
00:55:22,164 --> 00:55:24,764
-Well, hello there.
-Hello.
644
00:55:25,924 --> 00:55:28,485
I START IN AN HOUR
DO YOU MISS ME?
645
00:55:28,565 --> 00:55:30,844
ROOT FOR ME
646
00:55:46,365 --> 00:55:47,806
Good afternoon!
647
00:55:58,286 --> 00:56:04,487
...above standard ejaculation examination,
gives infos about the maturity of sperms.
648
00:56:04,567 --> 00:56:07,207
Hence, the ability of fertilization.
649
00:56:07,287 --> 00:56:10,847
It affects a lot more people
than we think.
650
00:56:24,647 --> 00:56:28,728
As we all know, the genitals have other
very important functions as well.
651
00:56:36,888 --> 00:56:38,368
Sorry... Yes.
652
00:56:41,368 --> 00:56:42,648
Where was I?
653
00:57:05,090 --> 00:57:06,690
Thank you for your attention.
654
00:57:13,970 --> 00:57:16,290
ROOT FOR ME
655
00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:07,816
I missed you.
656
00:59:11,097 --> 00:59:13,216
-So early?
-It was terribly boring.
657
00:59:16,096 --> 00:59:17,777
But why didn't you call me?
658
00:59:19,336 --> 00:59:20,337
I texted you.
659
00:59:40,138 --> 00:59:41,977
Bálint, this is David.
660
00:59:43,139 --> 00:59:45,938
-David, Bálint, he is...
-Fanny's fiancé.
661
00:59:47,138 --> 00:59:48,938
You've never proposed.
662
00:59:52,779 --> 00:59:54,539
-I think, I'd better go.
-No need.
663
00:59:56,338 --> 00:59:57,259
Who wants coffee?
664
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:12,099
Here.
665
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,100
And where did you two meet?
666
01:00:23,221 --> 01:00:26,101
In the spa.
David is a lifeguard.
667
01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:29,901
-Listen, I'm gonna go now, ok?
-No, no, it's all good.
668
01:00:29,980 --> 01:00:33,021
We are in open relationship.
We do whatever we want to.
669
01:00:36,061 --> 01:00:38,702
So you don't mind,
if Fanny dates other guys?
670
01:00:38,781 --> 01:00:39,781
Or girls.
671
01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:43,421
-And you don't mind either?
-No.
672
01:00:43,502 --> 01:00:44,661
It's all good.
673
01:00:46,022 --> 01:00:47,141
I'd totally flip.
674
01:00:54,101 --> 01:00:55,102
Wait...
675
01:00:56,061 --> 01:00:57,062
chill.
676
01:00:58,302 --> 01:00:59,222
Make a wish.
677
01:01:01,302 --> 01:01:04,343
-Bottom or top?
-Bottom.
678
01:01:04,423 --> 01:01:07,222
-Thanks for the coffee.
-Wait!
679
01:01:14,064 --> 01:01:15,063
Thank you.
680
01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:19,343
Ciao!
681
01:01:24,103 --> 01:01:25,744
Really? A chippendale?
682
01:01:28,624 --> 01:01:31,423
-Lifeguard.
-And where? Here on the sofa?
683
01:01:32,624 --> 01:01:35,144
-No... just...
-Right.
684
01:01:39,785 --> 01:01:43,424
-We agreed. This isn't fair.
-This is not fair.
685
01:01:46,145 --> 01:01:47,304
And how was it?
686
01:01:47,384 --> 01:01:50,985
I guess his dick is as big as me.
Right? He must be amazing!
687
01:01:51,066 --> 01:01:53,945
-We didn't even fuck.
-No? You played solitaire?
688
01:01:54,025 --> 01:01:54,984
No... just...
689
01:01:56,665 --> 01:01:57,585
Beautiful...
690
01:01:58,784 --> 01:02:01,026
If I remember correctly, it was you
691
01:02:01,105 --> 01:02:04,186
who rushed so eagerly to the
conference yesterday.
692
01:02:04,265 --> 01:02:06,506
So you didn't get to fuck Julcsi?
693
01:02:06,585 --> 01:02:08,906
Rule No. 12: do not bring anyone up
here alone.
694
01:02:08,986 --> 01:02:13,226
Rule No. 13: don't show up unexpectedly.
Does this help now?!
695
01:02:13,306 --> 01:02:16,627
You feel like shit,
and I should feel guilty?
696
01:02:16,707 --> 01:02:18,427
Do I need permission? I live here.
697
01:02:27,307 --> 01:02:33,347
I wonder if you don't care whom I fucked
at the conference, because you become...
698
01:02:33,427 --> 01:02:37,067
so tolerant, selfless and enlightened,
699
01:02:39,107 --> 01:02:41,746
or because you don't care
enough about me anymore.
700
01:02:46,427 --> 01:02:47,987
What did you mean by fiancé?
701
01:02:51,507 --> 01:02:52,828
Never-mind. Forget it.
702
01:02:54,347 --> 01:02:58,067
I've been waiting for you to propose
for years. You never brought it up.
703
01:03:08,589 --> 01:03:09,590
What did you wish for?
704
01:03:11,509 --> 01:03:12,509
It's a secret.
705
01:03:15,030 --> 01:03:16,669
I thought we didn't have secrets.
706
01:04:03,432 --> 01:04:05,793
...this inner compass shall guide you...
707
01:04:05,873 --> 01:04:11,912
this inner certainness
back towards each other,
708
01:04:11,992 --> 01:04:14,073
even when you get a little lost.
709
01:04:15,712 --> 01:04:18,993
That... That's normal.
710
01:04:21,313 --> 01:04:22,312
Yeah, right...
711
01:04:23,553 --> 01:04:26,674
I declare, that according to
the Hungarian Civil Code,
712
01:04:26,753 --> 01:04:29,473
you are now husband and wife.
713
01:04:31,113 --> 01:04:34,074
-We haven't yet said yes.
-Why, is it a no?
714
01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:38,633
No, yes. Yes.
715
01:04:38,714 --> 01:04:41,594
-Ah, yes.
-Yes.
716
01:04:41,674 --> 01:04:42,514
So where do I sign?
717
01:04:49,355 --> 01:04:54,115
-How many partners have you had?
-About ten.
718
01:04:54,195 --> 01:04:56,314
-In the past year?
-In the past month.
719
01:04:56,394 --> 01:05:00,595
I see. Well, then for their sake,
I hope you used condoms.
720
01:05:00,676 --> 01:05:01,915
Herpes.
721
01:05:01,996 --> 01:05:04,995
Take this paper to the
sexual health department
722
01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:09,155
-and start making phone calls.
-I didn't ask for preaching, Doc.
723
01:05:21,075 --> 01:05:23,916
Here, go watch a movie.
Our babysitter canceled again.
724
01:05:23,996 --> 01:05:27,516
-It won't work, Fanny has pole dancing.
-Then take someone else.
725
01:05:27,595 --> 01:05:30,436
Isn't that the point of this
whole open relationship thing?
726
01:05:30,516 --> 01:05:31,517
It is.
727
01:05:33,437 --> 01:05:35,717
So what's up... how is it working?
728
01:05:36,956 --> 01:05:37,956
It isn't.
729
01:05:39,037 --> 01:05:40,677
Why?
730
01:05:40,758 --> 01:05:42,717
Aren't you getting laid? You're allowed.
731
01:05:43,637 --> 01:05:45,438
I don't know.
732
01:05:45,517 --> 01:05:49,078
-I'm going down, can one of you help me?
-Sure.
733
01:06:00,799 --> 01:06:03,398
You don't look like
you enjoy the situation.
734
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,238
It seemed mature solution.
735
01:06:08,038 --> 01:06:12,839
I think if someone fancies another person,
then that relationship...
736
01:06:13,919 --> 01:06:16,118
well, it's not working anymore.
737
01:06:16,199 --> 01:06:19,359
A relationship is not just about
sex. There's a spiritual side.
738
01:06:24,599 --> 01:06:25,599
Yeah right...
739
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,959
Didn't we agree to watch it together?
740
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:44,361
You are always busy,
and I didn't feel like waiting any more.
741
01:06:44,439 --> 01:06:49,320
Out of 7.4 billion people on the planet,
you had to take Julcsi.
742
01:06:49,401 --> 01:06:52,921
-What's the big deal?
-Because she is taboo!
743
01:06:53,002 --> 01:06:56,881
-Rule No. 16.
-Because you keep all the rules, right?
744
01:06:56,962 --> 01:06:59,681
-What do you mean? Yes I do!
-Really?
745
01:07:02,001 --> 01:07:05,242
How could I have obeyed
a rule that didn't even exist?
746
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:09,203
-You could have guessed, I'd flip. No?
-Let's just drop it. It's boring.
747
01:07:09,282 --> 01:07:11,602
I'm sorry you find me boring.
748
01:07:15,803 --> 01:07:19,163
-We just watched a movie.
-But we agreed, that you'll watch with me!
749
01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:24,002
Why not just ask her for a blow job!
You come in five minutes anyway...
750
01:07:25,723 --> 01:07:26,723
Thanks a lot.
751
01:07:29,124 --> 01:07:32,043
-Where are you going?
-To get a blow job.
752
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:44,244
Imagine your jealousy
as a living creature.
753
01:07:46,204 --> 01:07:47,924
Embrace it, don't fight it.
754
01:07:57,004 --> 01:07:59,164
Do not fight it...
755
01:09:19,249 --> 01:09:20,528
Well, hello.
756
01:09:24,129 --> 01:09:25,569
It will be 2100.
757
01:09:29,449 --> 01:09:30,970
Do you think I'm sexy?
758
01:09:33,650 --> 01:09:35,330
It's 2100, please.
759
01:09:38,730 --> 01:09:40,291
One second.
760
01:09:42,530 --> 01:09:46,330
-Wait, did you just make a pass at me?
-Forget it.
761
01:09:46,411 --> 01:09:51,491
No, listen, I'm in, you know.
I thought this only happens in movies.
762
01:09:51,571 --> 01:09:53,410
What is this?
763
01:09:53,491 --> 01:09:54,891
Pizza.
764
01:09:54,971 --> 01:09:58,691
-Asked without ham, and with artichokes.
-Why, you vegan?
765
01:09:58,771 --> 01:10:01,971
I'm not vegan, I just don't want ham.
Is this so complicated?
766
01:10:02,051 --> 01:10:03,850
-Don't flip out, it's just pizza.
767
01:10:03,931 --> 01:10:06,212
If we agree on something,
why can't it be done that way?
768
01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:07,532
Give me money!
769
01:10:07,612 --> 01:10:11,492
-I don't want the pizza, I'm not paying.
-Crazy bitch!
770
01:10:11,572 --> 01:10:15,332
-Pizza prick!
-Fuck you!
771
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:19,812
I even love her freakin' obsession
with tidiness, got it?
772
01:10:19,892 --> 01:10:23,573
Even the fact she sets the alarm
only to even numbers,
773
01:10:23,653 --> 01:10:25,173
and zero doesn't count.
774
01:10:27,013 --> 01:10:31,132
I hardly recognize her any more,
while I know her the best.
775
01:10:35,253 --> 01:10:38,254
What if she fell out of love with me?
776
01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:42,573
Ok, shall we try this again?
777
01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:55,574
You want a VAT bill?
778
01:11:13,536 --> 01:11:14,534
So, how was it?
779
01:11:15,495 --> 01:11:19,295
Super, I just drank too much. You?
780
01:11:21,014 --> 01:11:26,456
I relaxed... meditated.
I feel much better.
781
01:11:27,976 --> 01:11:29,296
That's great.
782
01:11:35,016 --> 01:11:39,976
Here, if I press it, it hurts.
It's sensitive. It's not hernia, is it?
783
01:11:41,017 --> 01:11:42,696
You should come to the clinic.
784
01:11:42,776 --> 01:11:46,177
I was thinking...
you could check it here.
785
01:11:46,256 --> 01:11:49,856
After dessert... it takes a few minutes.
Boti, Zuzu!
786
01:11:49,936 --> 01:11:51,137
-Guys!
-Slow down already.
787
01:11:51,217 --> 01:11:54,338
So adorable. Right, Fanny dear?
788
01:11:54,417 --> 01:11:58,257
-Mom, it's really not the right time.
-Well, when is the time?
789
01:11:58,337 --> 01:12:02,618
The two happiest days of my life were
when you were born.
790
01:12:02,697 --> 01:12:04,618
Is it a sin, to wish this for my children?
791
01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:06,738
It's because of me.
792
01:12:07,577 --> 01:12:09,459
-Are you impotent?
-Moron.
793
01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:11,338
We might be, well...
794
01:12:13,857 --> 01:12:17,098
Got a job offer from an English hospital.
We haven't yet decided.
795
01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:23,658
-Half hospital there is Hungarian.
-Here the entire country is Hungarian.
796
01:12:26,658 --> 01:12:29,059
What? Why?
797
01:12:29,139 --> 01:12:31,779
Because we don't believe in monogamy.
798
01:12:31,860 --> 01:12:34,339
It doesn't work. Didn't work.
799
01:12:34,420 --> 01:12:36,900
Doesn't work for us either,
but we don't become hippies.
800
01:12:36,979 --> 01:12:39,940
-We aren't hippies.
-What do you mean, it doesn't work?
801
01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:42,259
A civilized man will do it discretely.
802
01:12:44,140 --> 01:12:47,340
-Are you cheating on Silvy?
-I presume she does the same.
803
01:12:47,420 --> 01:12:52,020
-But what I don't know, doesn't hurt me.
-But then you are living a lie.
804
01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:55,860
-And?
-What and? It doesn't bother you?
805
01:12:55,941 --> 01:12:56,941
Oh come on.
806
01:12:57,020 --> 01:13:00,860
Every two years a few plates break,
then a few days of sulking, and it's over.
807
01:13:00,941 --> 01:13:04,741
I think what you're doing is way
more painful than a few little lies.
808
01:13:18,542 --> 01:13:19,541
We should talk.
809
01:13:21,982 --> 01:13:26,061
About this whole thing.
I know that it's hard and painful,
810
01:13:26,142 --> 01:13:28,902
-and maybe this is not for us...
-I slept with Julcsi.
811
01:13:35,862 --> 01:13:36,862
When?
812
01:13:39,022 --> 01:13:41,902
-You took the chippendale home.
-How many times?
813
01:13:42,863 --> 01:13:43,863
Once?
814
01:13:45,423 --> 01:13:46,424
More than once?
815
01:13:47,383 --> 01:13:48,983
In the hospital?
816
01:13:50,183 --> 01:13:51,623
Last week, or when?
817
01:13:54,824 --> 01:13:56,104
Even before the rules?
818
01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:00,904
Before that, once...
819
01:14:11,905 --> 01:14:16,385
Fanny, what are you doing?
Fanny, wait! Fanny!
820
01:14:56,346 --> 01:14:58,827
-Please, let's talk.
-Don't follow me.
821
01:14:58,908 --> 01:15:02,988
-Can't we discuss in a civilized manner?
-Is it civilized, that you fuck the nurse?
822
01:15:03,827 --> 01:15:07,428
-Resident.
-Yeah, right. Sorry.
823
01:15:07,507 --> 01:15:11,509
I knew it, I saw it on you.
It's instinctual, it's evolution right?
824
01:15:11,587 --> 01:15:14,947
-To spread your seeds all over the place?
-Well, actually...
825
01:15:15,027 --> 01:15:18,988
-Hi Doc!
-We build nests and gather berries...
826
01:15:19,069 --> 01:15:21,507
You really think,
this is every women's dream?
827
01:15:21,588 --> 01:15:26,149
-The physiological needs differ...
-And why didn't you tell me?
828
01:15:26,229 --> 01:15:29,349
-You didn't have the guts, right?
-I didn't want to hurt you.
829
01:15:31,588 --> 01:15:34,269
I have cheated on you too. Last year.
830
01:15:36,629 --> 01:15:39,069
-What?
-And it was fucking great!
831
01:15:39,149 --> 01:15:42,430
I'm so glad I didn't restrain
myself for your sake!
832
01:15:42,509 --> 01:15:45,350
-Who was it?
-It doesn't matter.
833
01:15:45,430 --> 01:15:47,510
It does matter! I have the right to know.
834
01:15:48,350 --> 01:15:49,348
The mountain guide.
835
01:15:51,910 --> 01:15:56,390
-While I took Melinda to the hospital?
-You were too eager to offer the ride...
836
01:15:56,470 --> 01:16:00,070
-I'm a doctor!
-She barely had a few bruises!
837
01:16:01,670 --> 01:16:06,870
-With that huge-ass Bosnian goatfucker?
-Croatian! And he was kind and funny...
838
01:16:06,951 --> 01:16:09,791
and strong and guess what, he wanted me.
839
01:16:11,151 --> 01:16:12,551
I can't believe this.
840
01:16:29,312 --> 01:16:31,472
-What do you like in her?
-It's not like that...
841
01:16:31,553 --> 01:16:33,032
Is she more feminine? Younger?
842
01:16:34,913 --> 01:16:38,832
-You put shit in the pancake.
-Yours is filled with rose jam, right?
843
01:16:40,472 --> 01:16:43,112
-There's no such thing!
-Of course there is.
844
01:16:43,193 --> 01:16:45,113
-So?
-What so?
845
01:16:45,193 --> 01:16:47,754
We started this whole fucking
open relationship thing,
846
01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:50,033
so we wouldn't hurt each other
like the others.
847
01:16:50,113 --> 01:16:53,353
-You only had to obey a few rules.
-29!
848
01:16:53,433 --> 01:16:58,953
Why her, Bálint? Why not a random
patient you'd never see again? Why her?!
849
01:16:59,034 --> 01:17:03,955
Because she was right there, fuck it!
She was new and sexy and wild. There.
850
01:17:13,514 --> 01:17:16,674
Because you are extremely wild in bed?
851
01:17:16,754 --> 01:17:19,394
All I need to find out,
you've been faking your orgasms.
852
01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:21,595
Am I right?
853
01:17:22,636 --> 01:17:25,155
-Sometimes.
-Great...
854
01:17:25,235 --> 01:17:29,435
-It's your fault if you're not honest.
-Trust me, I'd be the happiest...
855
01:17:29,515 --> 01:17:33,635
if I could come from a little in-and-out,
but I can't. It's biology.
856
01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:37,196
74.6% of women don't have vaginal orgasms.
857
01:17:37,276 --> 01:17:40,516
74.6? Where did you come up with this?
Got any proof?
858
01:17:40,596 --> 01:17:42,436
Mr. Doctor knows better...
859
01:17:42,515 --> 01:17:45,516
Right! Enlighten me. How should I know?
I don't have a vagina!
860
01:17:45,596 --> 01:17:47,397
No, Julcsi has a vagina!
861
01:17:47,476 --> 01:17:51,076
She can do all kinds of orgasms
in 18 seconds, simultaneously and mixed!
862
01:17:51,155 --> 01:17:54,996
-And how about David's watersnake?
-Julcsi dear doesn't have a vagina,
863
01:17:55,077 --> 01:17:57,676
but a cute little coochie. Like I used to.
864
01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,476
-Let's forget this, okay?
-No.
865
01:18:00,396 --> 01:18:02,316
We will not forget this.
866
01:18:02,397 --> 01:18:05,357
If we don't talk this through now,
you can move out right away.
867
01:18:07,157 --> 01:18:10,397
-What?
-I will not live in a lie.
868
01:18:12,718 --> 01:18:15,557
...to be there for one another
for the rest of your lives,
869
01:18:16,757 --> 01:18:19,717
to trust,
love...
870
01:18:20,798 --> 01:18:22,357
and respect each other.
871
01:18:23,197 --> 01:18:25,198
And to forgive one another...
872
01:18:28,038 --> 01:18:29,438
even if it fucking hurts.
873
01:18:32,078 --> 01:18:33,078
Sorry.
874
01:18:37,119 --> 01:18:38,599
-Don't!
-Sorry.
875
01:18:40,399 --> 01:18:41,399
Kiss!
876
01:18:44,039 --> 01:18:45,439
-Leave me alone.
-Why?
877
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:50,519
You are the worst official
I have ever dealt with.
878
01:18:50,599 --> 01:18:54,240
-Why, how many weddings have you had?
-Three, in total.
879
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:55,840
No.
880
01:18:55,921 --> 01:18:56,959
Four.
881
01:18:57,039 --> 01:18:59,121
-Yeah, right!
-Great.
882
01:19:18,681 --> 01:19:19,801
And our shared stuff?
883
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:23,721
Bye.
884
01:20:00,364 --> 01:20:04,003
-But why did you quit?
-Because I hated it Mom, that's why.
885
01:20:05,004 --> 01:20:09,563
What are you going to do now?
No house, no job, no boyfriend.
886
01:20:10,524 --> 01:20:13,404
-I don't know.
-Specifically?
887
01:20:13,484 --> 01:20:15,283
I don't know, Mom, and I don't care!
888
01:20:15,364 --> 01:20:20,045
I'm free. I can do whatever I want,
wherever I want, with whomever I want.
889
01:20:20,124 --> 01:20:21,124
Carpe diem!
890
01:20:44,085 --> 01:20:45,086
Fuck this!
891
01:21:36,808 --> 01:21:37,808
Hey.
892
01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:40,728
Hi.
893
01:22:06,290 --> 01:22:07,890
I was surprised to hear from you.
894
01:22:09,290 --> 01:22:10,410
But happy too.
895
01:22:12,930 --> 01:22:15,731
It's good to see you. Are you ok?
896
01:22:18,851 --> 01:22:19,850
Good.
897
01:22:21,611 --> 01:22:24,811
I'm good. All my lab results are negative.
898
01:22:26,411 --> 01:22:28,851
I got an 8 o'clock appointment for you,
tomorrow.
899
01:22:29,771 --> 01:22:30,771
What is this?
900
01:22:31,851 --> 01:22:32,851
Chlamydia.
901
01:22:34,211 --> 01:22:37,251
David wasn't careful.
The question is, were you careful?
902
01:22:40,491 --> 01:22:41,491
Where's this from?
903
01:22:43,572 --> 01:22:46,932
It's a bit more important,
whether you're negative as well.
904
01:22:47,012 --> 01:22:50,373
Confidentiality? Medical oath?
Personal rights?
905
01:22:50,453 --> 01:22:52,772
-Were you guys careful, or not?
-Of course...
906
01:22:54,132 --> 01:22:57,532
-What do you think of me?
-I'm worried about you, is that a crime?
907
01:23:00,292 --> 01:23:03,254
How stupid of me,
I thought you called to...
908
01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:06,013
-Fanny! Fanny!
-Good luck with the nurse-chick.
909
01:23:13,574 --> 01:23:16,773
-Bálint saw you at the hospital.
-And?
910
01:23:16,853 --> 01:23:19,493
-He was worried about me.
-I can imagine.
911
01:23:19,574 --> 01:23:23,014
-And what do you want now? To test me?
-No.
912
01:23:24,215 --> 01:23:25,214
Just...
913
01:23:26,054 --> 01:23:27,615
if you know where you got it.
914
01:23:28,814 --> 01:23:30,374
-Because it's not from me.
-No.
915
01:23:32,175 --> 01:23:33,174
Then?
916
01:23:34,015 --> 01:23:35,735
What is this now?
917
01:23:35,814 --> 01:23:39,414
Thought you are in an open relationship...
or were, or I don't know.
918
01:23:39,495 --> 01:23:41,454
And we aren't even dating.
919
01:23:41,535 --> 01:23:44,454
We aren't, but we do have something
to do with each other.
920
01:23:44,535 --> 01:23:46,656
And with others as well.
921
01:23:46,736 --> 01:23:47,895
Whatever, forget it.
922
01:23:49,175 --> 01:23:53,296
It was your idea to do it this way.
And now you're judging me?
923
01:23:55,416 --> 01:23:56,416
I'm sorry.
924
01:24:00,895 --> 01:24:03,256
Hey now! No jumping!
925
01:24:14,217 --> 01:24:16,817
-Want some?
-No way.
926
01:24:20,857 --> 01:24:22,057
Will you set the alarm?
927
01:24:27,977 --> 01:24:31,297
-No, odd numbers are not good.
-Why not?
928
01:24:33,018 --> 01:24:34,457
Well fine, it's good.
929
01:24:48,019 --> 01:24:50,939
-You wanted to mess with me!
-Please, calm down!
930
01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:53,698
I'm not going to calm down!
Leave me fucking alone, Erika!
931
01:24:53,779 --> 01:24:56,098
I'm getting into nerve condition!
932
01:24:56,179 --> 01:24:58,100
-Are you in love?
-I am. What are you?
933
01:24:58,179 --> 01:25:00,659
-Don't start it!
-You are a shit-kicker ass-head!
934
01:25:00,740 --> 01:25:02,339
Screw you!
935
01:25:02,419 --> 01:25:04,460
-Don't laugh at me, fuck it!
-Laci!
936
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:06,819
I'm going there
and begin to hurt your face!
937
01:25:11,939 --> 01:25:16,420
I might have really screwed
this whole thing up.
938
01:25:18,099 --> 01:25:19,100
I just don't know.
939
01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:25,461
What do you want to do?
940
01:25:29,021 --> 01:25:30,220
I don't know what I want.
941
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:34,541
Then? Who knows?
942
01:26:39,144 --> 01:26:40,384
She doesn't interest me...
943
01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:45,465
She just... annoys me.
944
01:26:48,625 --> 01:26:49,624
Julcsi?
945
01:26:54,544 --> 01:26:57,425
She is a wild Latina demon...
946
01:26:59,305 --> 01:27:01,985
a Caribbean coconut muffin...
a sweet sexy beast!
947
01:27:02,066 --> 01:27:06,147
I would bang her against
a palm tree all night.
948
01:27:06,226 --> 01:27:09,906
Thanks for sharing
your sexual fantasies...
949
01:27:20,307 --> 01:27:23,707
-Esther and I have a favour to ask.
-To babysit Simon?
950
01:27:24,627 --> 01:27:26,707
-Tomorrow is not good, but maybe...
-Not that.
951
01:27:27,627 --> 01:27:30,827
So... we were thinking...
952
01:27:33,427 --> 01:27:35,507
maybe checking out a swinger place.
953
01:27:37,428 --> 01:27:38,747
-Don't.
-Chill...
954
01:27:38,827 --> 01:27:41,548
-We won't be as stupid as you guys.
-Thanks.
955
01:27:41,628 --> 01:27:43,308
Sorry, but...
956
01:27:43,388 --> 01:27:45,588
we want to check it out.
That's more than enough.
957
01:27:46,508 --> 01:27:49,788
Everything is great,
it's just that neither of us have been...
958
01:27:50,868 --> 01:27:51,908
We need a guide.
959
01:27:54,788 --> 01:27:56,469
Changing rooms are in the back.
960
01:27:56,549 --> 01:27:59,389
You need permission to join,
otherwise you will be kicked out.
961
01:27:59,469 --> 01:28:02,190
A no means no. A yes means yes.
962
01:28:02,269 --> 01:28:04,549
Are you sure you guys want to do this?
963
01:28:04,628 --> 01:28:06,949
-Sure.
-Yes.
964
01:28:08,189 --> 01:28:09,270
What are you drinking?
965
01:28:09,350 --> 01:28:12,110
-A beer.
-I'd like a vodka-soda.
966
01:28:12,190 --> 01:28:13,710
I'd also like a beer, thanks.
967
01:28:27,590 --> 01:28:28,590
What?
968
01:28:30,070 --> 01:28:32,190
-Is there any food here?
-Let's look around!
969
01:28:48,511 --> 01:28:49,391
Did you know?
970
01:28:54,311 --> 01:28:55,992
-Listen here...
-Look...
971
01:28:56,072 --> 01:28:57,752
-No, you go ahead...
-You start...
972
01:29:01,833 --> 01:29:02,912
I miss you, actually.
973
01:29:07,552 --> 01:29:08,553
I miss you too.
974
01:29:10,872 --> 01:29:14,914
-I know that you have moved on and all...
-Why, have you?
975
01:29:21,513 --> 01:29:23,314
So, I've been thinking...
976
01:29:26,873 --> 01:29:30,073
and if the apocalypse came,
977
01:29:30,154 --> 01:29:33,474
then I'd come back for you,
it's you I'd save.
978
01:29:35,435 --> 01:29:36,594
I'd want to...
979
01:29:37,633 --> 01:29:40,874
hunt rabbits and bobcats,
and all with you.
980
01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:43,834
So, I still want you.
981
01:29:46,195 --> 01:29:52,155
And if you feel the same way, then
everything else just matter of details,
982
01:29:52,235 --> 01:29:53,515
and we can sort it out.
983
01:29:54,955 --> 01:29:55,954
Rationally?
984
01:29:57,554 --> 01:29:58,555
Yes.
985
01:30:00,075 --> 01:30:01,076
Or irrationally?
986
01:30:03,156 --> 01:30:04,196
Yes.
987
01:30:18,716 --> 01:30:21,476
-Did you get it fixed?
-Yep.
988
01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:26,596
-Wellness weekends rock!
-Nobody says "rock" anymore.
989
01:30:29,397 --> 01:30:32,117
-Wait, turn left here.
-Where? Where here?
990
01:30:33,676 --> 01:30:37,557
-Shit, we passed it.
-Tell me before, not after.
991
01:30:39,877 --> 01:30:42,837
There'll be a bus stop,
you can turn around.
992
01:30:42,917 --> 01:30:46,838
-But it's not allowed.
-No one's coming.
993
01:30:46,917 --> 01:30:48,877
But it is still not allowed.
994
01:30:57,678 --> 01:30:58,878
Holy crap!
995
01:31:13,998 --> 01:31:18,120
It was brave of them to go
to a swinger club for us. No?
996
01:31:18,199 --> 01:31:21,119
Or we just happened to be a good excuse.
997
01:31:21,199 --> 01:31:23,120
I don't know.
998
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:27,640
I don't think it's for them.
This isn't easy.
999
01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:28,720
No, it isn't.
1000
01:31:33,559 --> 01:31:36,120
-Hi.
-Hello.
1001
01:31:37,321 --> 01:31:39,120
Hey, guys.
1002
01:31:40,961 --> 01:31:43,280
Do you understand
what the director is talking about?
1003
01:31:43,361 --> 01:31:46,601
God, we are shooting season two
and she still doesn't know my name.
1004
01:31:46,681 --> 01:31:50,120
-She keeps calling me Alex.
-She won an Oscar.
1005
01:31:50,202 --> 01:31:51,801
Yeah.
1006
01:32:02,202 --> 01:32:03,242
Hi.
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