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EKATERINA THE GREAT AND HER WILD STALLET
Step march!
Detachment! Stop!
Give way to the queen's messenger!
Peasants, make way!
Make way for him!
Russia. 1775 year.
Catherine the Great on the pinnacle of your power!
While the common people ...
... fights and dies under the oppression of her tyranny, ...
... the aristocracy is getting more and more exquisite delights, ...
... in which the queen herself does not know the limit.
So she earned my nickname:
"Ekaterina is a depraved Queen of Petersburg! "
A messenger arrived with message for the queen.
Where did you come from? And what news did they bring us?
Your Majesty! I brought you sealed letter from Count Panin.
Every message from Count Panin leads me in good spirits.
What does he want this time ?!
No!
Everything, gentlemen! The audience is over. I have urgent business.
Your Majesty!
Your Majesty!
Bad news, Your Majesty?
Pugachev every day is getting bolder!
He destroyed the Iletskaya fortress, as well as Tuborg.
And declares that he is the new king.
He kills everyone mercilessly who will stand in his way.
- It's impossible! - Here, read it.
Fortress Iletskaya and Tuborg were taken.
And all the captured officers the queens were beheaded.
The soldier and ordinary citizens are forced swear allegiance to their new King, ...
regardless of their social status, nobility and religious beliefs.
I want to tell you: โEveryone does it. V the present moment I am doing everything in my power to resist the rebellion.
However, despite her troops Majesties, uprisings from day to day the day continues to grow. "
They love me.
They don't like me.
The people love me.
Or he doesn't love me.
Love does not love.
Surely, people don't love me.
I don't like him either! ...
I don't care about him!
My Empress! I don't think the situation is dire.
It seems to me that General Kar, definitely able to ...
suppress this mediocre rebellion.
And most importantly, I do not believe that the people there is reason not to love your Majesty,
and love some Pugachev there.
Thank you, Potemkin!
You! Disgusting little man!
You brought us a message too late! Well?!
What brothel were you hiding in ?!
What delayed you so much ?! Well?!
Tell me!
- Oh, there ... - Or my dogs will devour your flesh!
Speak!
Forgive me, Your Highness! But I I swear that I did not hesitate anywhere on the road.
- I did not get out of the saddle for 3 days and 3 nights. This is true. - You are lying!
Well!...
Paul, son. Moderate your anger.
- I'm very angry, Mom! - Leave us alone!
I am very angry! Well!
You can go, messenger! Thanks!
Your Majesty!
Potemkin, my clever friend!
I believe I can totally rely on you in resolving this situation.
This uprising represents bad image of Russia.
Do not forget that to her, Mother Russia, the eyes of the whole world are riveted!
Do whatever it takes to crush this act of abusive insolence, and You will be well rewarded. U? ...
My Empress!
Your will is always an order for me!
Yes I know. You are so glorious Potemkin. You fulfill all mine orders, and never murmur.
I know I can always rely on you.
The only regret is that you are not rely on me for more intimate questions, Your Majesty.
Take this wine from me for ablutions, Your Majesty!
Very grateful, dear!
Baby, what a magic you have and a warm nest for my dagger!
Well now my Lady became a prostitute!
Are you exhausting yourself so much?
Oh no! My Hans is just the sun!
My ray of light! My Majesty is satisfied with the language.
My cock becomes like a stone!
Ah! ... Your Highness! Now I'm going to torment him a little!
Uh! ... Shvok!
So how are you? ...
Please, he turned to stone.
Well, plant me, finally on the dick !!!
I already hold it, it is very hard!
- In such matters I am experienced! - I was right.
The trunk of my candle now very good, my child.
He's as vicious as Jin!
And the rest are not in this are an exception.
How tenderly your tongue touches the heads of my penis!
End without me!
And you too!
Paste it below. Like this.
How well it touches!
Yes, what a honey sensation! And how!
What honey!
Wow, Your Majesty! Lubricate everything there with semen!
My queen! I am dying of pleasure!
- How good! - How voluptuous!
I would like with you swap places.
Well, how is this member ?!
Ah! ... Come on, continue!
You! ... Come here!
I'm glad from the bottom of my heart.
I allow you to enter me!
And I will switch to artificial dick!
Your Majesty! My penis has already gone deep into you!
Do you feel its hardness?
Thank you for your pleasure!
I am just delighted with such delights!
- Now the scope is wider! - All right, Your Majesty!
This is what you planted on me! Yes!
Youโre pounding me!
Please, Your Majesty! I'm glad to please the queen!
- Oh, I'm trying my best! - Delightful!
I will forever be remembered such a delight.
Better sprinkle me with your nectar!
Yes!... What a mad passion!
Yes!...
It looks like, Your Majesty, spicy and salty vegetable seasoning!
Yes Yes! And I feel the same, my love!
I'll switch for now on this trunk.
Oh, I'm going to him!
Now I ...
I would like to fight him.
Well, I can wait.
And now together ...
I'll suck on him a little more.
From this hole a lot of seed will burst out.
Let me feel it.
How delightful we spent this holiday!
Thank you all!
Let's drink to the wedding that was pleasing to fate!
They thoroughly prepared for it. Everything worked out great!
Oh, whoop! Up down! To the music!
Go and dance my dears Be happy!
Hey for you!
Guests, my guests, do not be bored have fun to the fullest!
Bring the table closer here.
Eh, this is delicious.
Hey! Where is the wine? Yolik, bring more food, food!
Oh, bring more ...
Oh, a spacious house.
Here for you I bring fried selected pieces.
Bring it here too.
Yolik, do you often meet women here? Is not it?
Eat, Eat! Today is a special day.
Ok ok enjoy food, my friends!
For your happiness and health my dear coquette cousin!
And for you, my dear Igor!
May you have many sons that will enrich your life!
And also for our dear Mother Russia!
The land that we are fed and thanks to with which we find comfort!
And let's not forget a toast to our Mother Ekaterina, ...
... for our amazing, a delightful queen!
Thank you dear Basel, my beloved cousin!
For your good wishes and yours the friendship that I value so deeply!
And for you, my dear friends! I AM I can only say that today the happiest day of my life!
And I can only thank you for everything you've done for us, Basel.
And I want to separately thank for your wedding gift.
Let's drink to my son and my new daughter!
And may I live until that time when I have many grandchildren!
Drink, my friends! Let it be with your joy and blessing!
- Wake up, Cossack! - Hey! Hey!
This vodka comes in and out.
Cossacks!
Follow me, my Cossacks!
Come with me to the next hike! May it not end until we will not reach the Russian throne!
There we will overthrow Catherine, the murderer and whore, and throw it out on the street, where it belongs!
Cossacks! We're fighting for freedom fighting the serf rights and for justice!
We are fighting for the people!
And also for the new Tsar - me! Those who come with me, they will be rewarded! Those, whoever go against me will be destroyed!
Cossacks, you are with me! To a meeting with Catherine!
- Yes! - Then the horses, Cossacks! The horses!
Let's overthrow Catherine!
You are very long, my dear son, was away from home.
Base, only in Vienna could you hear enough such wild tales ...
... about our great and noble Catherine, Queen of Russia.
Not her fault in the overwhelming burden of our taxes, torture, murder. This is the authorities in places. They rob, rape.
But your son is telling the truth!
This woman leads such a sinful thing existence that even myself the devil is staying away from her!
She's so wicked that the devil is ashamed of her,
because she can compromise the very concept of evil.
Forward! Forward, Cossacks!
Let's end this whore Catherine! ...
Why are you looking at me like that?
You never told me where did you get that scar.
Did you get it in battle?
"Do you really want to know?" - Oh sure.
Okay baby, I'll tell you.
I took part in the battle with the Turks.
At night I was on patrol completely alone.
This thing will do for visual demonstration.
Now listen carefully.
This is a stick - not a stick, but a Turkish curve saber. So, you are alone on patrol, and all around is darkness.
Suddenly on you from the port jumps out the "weapon" of Satan and trying to chop off your head!
You scared me.
You have to grab this awful "Weapon" to save your life!
Don't be afraid, my Sweetheart, don't you can I do harm ...
the owner of such luxurious treasures, that came into my hands.
So nice. Do it again.
So...
Look at which one I have here is the vegetation.
Russian men are very brave. You don't have to wait for them. U ...
Well, me too.
Come to me...
Go ...
I am the most real of them and I'm very close.
Do you want me that much?
I canโt hold back anymore!
You tremble so much that I have to punish you!
You easily took possession of my "mast".
Oh, what divine caresses your tongue! They will bring the seed to the fountain!
So glad...
It grows ...
I was drunk.
Yes, and I'm drunk.
I gently, like a feather, I drive on it, and he rushes into battle, trying to burst.
Oh, how much juice there will be! What a dashing tongue you have!
Now go to bed! I'll put it in for you!
You sharpened mine well tool, get it!
I want to warn you. Don't tear me apart with your cock!
And all your seed will be mine.
Don't worry, I'm careful!
Thief.
Oh my God! - Yet.
Your trunk made me fly away with pleasure!
You don't even let me come to my senses!
Oh ... Ah ... And you to me too.
You won't mind if we continue?
Well now we're quits, everyone got what he deserved.
I tried to.
Give it to me, then this one the mad beast will surely calm down.
And me too.
Forward!
Ayda! Forward!
We're getting close!
Nobody can stop it.
People on horseback are approaching here!
Go ahead, yes!
Cossacks, Cossacks, approaching!
Run, save yourself!
Cossacks, Cossacks, run!
Why is everyone running away?
Are you crazy?
You have to run!
Download here!
Through this courtyard!
Right here!
But why are you afraid of the Cossacks?
You don't know anything. They rob us.
And if they do not find that you can take it, they are killing us.
They are very cruel!
Go away! Live! I'll take you to safety a place. Until it's too late.
It's too late.
What do you think of yourself?
And how dare you handle people like that ?!
I do what I like!
Don't you understand that you are ...
... in the face of the new tsar of Russia ?!
Get on your knees before him!
I am an officer of the empress's guard Russian Catherine the Great!
And I will kneel just before her! I have sworn allegiance to the queen! AND I will obey no one else!
Now, sir, explain to me: "Who are you and why are you here come and rob good people โ?
I want you to kneel!
Do as the sovereign says!
Leave me alone!
Grab her!
Okay, now I leave it to everyone freedom of action!
Do what you want and what do you like!
Keep both of them!
I ask you to! Do not! Have pity!
Igor! ... No! ...
No!...
No!...
Let her go! She is still quite a child!
Dad! No!...
I'm jumping!
- Let's go there! - Yes!
No!
Let's have some fun.
Place it on your back.
- Don't touch me! - Here's another thing.
What do you want to do with me?
Wait a little.
- I'm on my way to you. - No.
I hasten to give you pleasure.
Look what we have there is for you.
Handsome, but solid. You will love this.
Slowly bring it into her.
Then we will feel fluttering of her body.
Well, didn't you want to? He will introduce it to you now.
Be human!
Let's. It doesn't matter that he's too big and hard.
I am not able to achieve such results, even our giant Trotsky!
Free me, let me go!
No!...
Well, isn't he impressive?
Well, what are you whining? Plus, I haven't even started yet.
Freaks!
Talk, talk, dog where did you hide the gold!
Where? You will say, or you will die!
Please! Do not!
Have pity on me! I ask you to!
No!...
Yes! Yes!
Nice feeling, isn't it ?!
It seems to our friend Petrovsky
that he plows the cornfield.
Yes!
There is! Smooth!
Watch out!
Do not!...
I'll tell you! I'll tell you everything!
Where did this pig hide the gold ?!
I will find him even if I have to gut it all!
Where are you climbing? I saw it first!
This is enough for both of us.
Where is it?! Not a single stinking ruble!
It's empty here!
Empty!
Well, more ...
Please, I canโt! I can not anymore!
This is really your wedding day!
Here, drink a little.
Drink, daughter-in-law, this will do you good.
Well, a little more wine ...
Drink, drink. It will refresh and will sweeten your skin.
Do not.
Well, a little more wine ... Sweet?
Quickly remove your hands, dirty animals!
How dare you treat it like that with my cousin!
Yes I will order you all lash with whips!
Wow, with what curvature he entered in the back of this bad "bowler hat".
The party is over! The horses!
Cossacks! The fun is over!
We have more important things to do!
The horses!
Yes!...
Forward!...
He will come to his senses now.
Where I am?
What happened?
- Bring some water! - Yes.
- Faster! - Yes Yes. I'm coming...
Here is the water.
You are lucky.
They thought you were dead.
But, thank God, you have skin was not tender.
Stepan, yes, now I remember ...
They will pay for everything what they did.
They weren't people they were animals!
You can't do anything!
What will you alone do against a whole pack of mad dogs of the Cossacks ?!
What can you do?
We will go to St. Petersburg, and the queen will help us.
She will give us everything what we need.
Perhaps! But you can hardly find queen in St. Petersburg.
Lately I've heard that she was vacationing in Gatchina.
First of all, he needs relax and gain strength.
Yes, of course you are right.
He needs to get better.
You have to lie down.
You have lost a lot of blood.
-It should take time until you are filled with new forces. -Yes.
Thank you for your tender care.
Let's go to! Let him rest alone.
Company! Attention!
Her Majesty the Empress!
Are you quite sure that my orders were understood correctly?
Your Majesty! These are the strongest men from all available.
I hope you have chosen the best ones.
Go here!
Your Majesty!
So, my child ...
Which of these officers do you like it?
The first choice I leave it to you.
You heard?!
Her Majesty today is exclusively generous mood. If I had the first choice, ...
... I would not hesitate about on what grounds I have to make a selection.
Me too. The main thing is how good he is manages to saddle his filly.
I am retiring, Your Majesty!
This is the law.
So, baby, have you made your choice?
Which one?
Your Majesty!
Do not be considered stupid with mine side that I give up on your generous offer, ...
... but when it comes to questions of Love, ...
... I prefer the choice my heart would dictate.
Hmm! ... What nonsense!
I don't even want to listen to this nonsense.
And so, let's see. I'll make a choice for both of us.
It's not that hard at all.
I'll be waiting tonight in your boudoir.
I am listening!
Equal Guards!
Horse Guards ... at attention!
You!
You!
And you!
This will do.
Now sit here!
I am listening!
You will see something that will teach you certain phenomena of life, my dear.
Yes, Your Majesty!
And so, gentlemen officers! Hope are you ready to do a little work? And you want to do it?
Your Majesty, more than ready to commit! All that you you would not wish, Your Majesty!
Yes? Let's hope you can handle it.
I'm hungry. And my royal body the only one among the royal who saturates only with the first-class!
And it desires very much good to be satisfied!
Allow me? Nice to keep company. Went.
Faster! God!
I could have finished with the bottle. With her neck.
If I wait any longer one minute, I'll go crazy!
Really ...
Serve for the Empress any of them!
Your Majesty, I check in is his pistol oiled to perfection!
Enough! Bring him here!
One anguish ...
Come on. Name Her Majesty your name.
Lieutenant Alexandro. I'm ready, full of desires and tempted, Your Majesty!
Well, ... lieutenant! I want to You pierced me with your blade!
Your Majesty! But, I canโt, I canโt, Iโm not at all ...
What do you mean you can't ?! That's an order!
- Yes, Your Majesty! - Get started!
Not that blade.
The officer apparently just confused by the look of Your Majesty.
In that case, I suppose it would be better to send him to paradise.
With pleasure.
So...
Yes...
Yes...
Yes ... So ...
My dear! If you don't look like you can you hope to learn something?
Yes. ...
Yes Yes Yes...
Faster, passionate, more energetic!
And with feeling!
Yes...
Yes...
Yes...
Yes...
I finished.
It can't be that I allow appear before me, Lieutenant!
If you ever get caught in my eyes, I will issue a decree, according to which you will cut off the eggs.
I would get more pleasure even having fun with herself!
Let's go next! Hope it gets better!
Think about your debt before Her Majesty.
Hey idiot! What are you doing this ?!
I want you to study love with me,, ...
... but not a member would tear!
Did anyone teach you how to do this ?! Let's try again for the Empress!
Come on with feeling!
Enough! Your tenderness did not last long. Turned into a dog again.
No!...
No!...
Abomination! That's what it is!
What are you trying to do ?! Poison me ?!
Go here.
Well, go, go, go, go ...
Go here!
Try this!
Let's see if you like it Does it taste like it?
Send a cook here immediately!
How dare he prepare such slops ?!
Your Highness!
This is inconceivable!
Not only are you keep me waiting ...
... so you give me pig stew, ...
... which will not be there is even a beast!
Do you know what I'll do to you, fool ?!
Pour boiling water up to your ears and make you boil in it!
We serve you right for your inhumanity!
Forgive me, Your Majesty. Forgive me, Sire!
This was only due to that I was busy preparing one dish especially for you.
And did not pay due attention to everything else.
The only thing I ask is so that you taste this dish.
And even named him in Your Honor, Sire. I named him "Paul the Delightful."
Okay, serve it up!
This minute, Your Excellency ... This minute ...
Sorry, ...
... I'm shy ...
Your Excellency!...
These cute birds are cooked with truffles in their own juice, ...
... to which I added the sauce homemade.
I think you will find them absolutely delightful and worthy of your Name.
Here, take it...
Enough!
I hope you enjoy them.
Bon Appetit.
It's mine...
No no! Get your hands off!
Your Excellency!
They are actually amazing.
He was not exaggerating.
Would you like to taste it? Well?
Only if you serve it yourself, Sire!
Put your tongue in it.
No!...
Well, how ...
I want to see how well you work for them.
Lick it up! Come on, come on!
Let me watch you lick everything, my dear!
Lick it up.
- Isn't the sauce great? - Yes...
Now why not don't you try ?!
I'm interested to see if you can you handle it better than she.
Well, of course I can.
Like this.
Your Excellency!
Yes! Fabulous! Fabulous!
It's so funny!
I wonder what we're gonna do when will the chef bring the eclair?
Let's hope on it there will be a lot of cream.
I want to show you a little prank, dear, ...
... thanks to which you you will become insane with desire.
O! Yes!...
Wow!...
Girls!
Girls!
This lunch turns into something more than just a joke.
The beauty. I like it. Like.
I'm keeping an eye on you...
I think I guess where the term "whore" is taken.
A small cut is here.
Small - here.
Yes this crotch is just endless! It is a paradise!
Keep going!
Keep going!
Wow!...
Excellent!
Let me put my hand in you.
This thing is amazing. Her functions are not limited only the fact that I got out of it.
Strip to the end. I should congratulate both of you. That, what are you doing is amazing!
Fabulous! I think I will publish the law according to which, ...
... while eating, all men and women ...
will have to do something like that.
Take it all off yourself! That's it, I don't like it!
Ah ... have fun ...
I feel forgotten.
Hey girls! You hear me? I have it feels like I'm here ignored. Stop, stop!
I understand when two are company, ...
... when three are already a crowd.
However, I also want participate in this game.
What?!
You don't want to include me in Game?! Did I understand correctly ?!
Then I will teach you a lesson with your whip! ...
An unpleasant punishment awaits you!
It will finally attract your attention to me!
So, what do you say to this ?!
So nice or not yet ?!
What do you say to this, and this, and this ?!
I'll teach you a lesson!
Enough, it hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it ?!
It's not fun anymore!
Get it, get it! Yet!
Your Excellency! If You will not stop, you will kill them!
Have pity on them, they are only wanted to please you.
How dare you touch hands to me!
You have the audacity to talk,. ...
... ... beforehand, without even asking. ...
... ... do you have the right to do so!
Disgusting little thing, on your knees! Unworthy vassal!
Now you think twice
before you dare to contact to me in the same way again!
Well, what then! My interfering friend
you will be very sorry that you are here just didn't stand at attention and I didnโt think only about my own affairs!
What a beautiful day today!
Diana, Goddess of the Hunt, will be to is supportive to us today!
Everyone agrees that we luck awaits today?
- Everyone agrees. - Bravo!
Now I suppose we all should drink for a good day of hunting.
Your Excellency! What are we still going to drive the beast today?
Madam! Monsieur!
I must confess to you that today the game will be somewhat unusual.
She turned out to be unworthy hopes pinned on her.
- It inspires joy. - Oh, probably some kind of monkey!
- Sounds exciting and intriguing! - I can't wait to find out.
Bring him in!
let me introduce you prey, ...
... to which we will hunt today.
Prepare your prisoner! Bring this skin on!
He is strong and handsome.
It's a pity to kill him.
Your Excellency! Me to unfortunately never before had a chance to hunt two-legged.
Tell me, in such a hunt there is any special rules?
There is no difference between hunting for two-legged game or four-legged.
The weapons we use them we hit the same thing.
However, what makes a human hunt more attractive is that ...
... and he has a great mind, ...
... than any other biological species.
Times, from anywhere view is debatable.
Quite right!
Please!
Your Excellency! Have pity on me!
Have pity!
Have mercy on me! Your Excellency!
I ask you to! This will never happen again!
This ring will go to the one ...
... who will deliver me the game!
This is my royal ring!
No!
Have pity Your Excellency!
When we finish this wine ...
... we start hunting ...
... until then, let him run away!
Yes!...
No!
A toast to good luck!
Your Excellency! I beg you, have mercy!
I look forward to the pleasure of hunting.
You behave as brazenly as I do. But you are not me.
So you have to pay!
Shut up and run!
Have you ever seen for the game to run like that?
Look, Stepan! Over there! Hunting!
God! This cannot be!
They hunt man! I am speechless.
- We have to help him! - Do not interfere, Basel! We cannot do anything to help him.
There are two of us so far.
We have no chance. Too many of them.
In addition, they will kill him before before we can get there.
Damn it, Stepan, we should at least try.
We cannot stand still and watch dispassionately.
We cannot save him.
This is not to fight the Turks. The only thing we can do is. ...
gallop as quickly as possible to Gatchina, and report what he saw to the authorities ...
... and also hope that there will be everything is done to throw these murderers into the dungeon.
Then let's go faster!
He's half mine already!
There is even nothing to argue about!
Dirty pig!
There is!
No!
I find it funny!
Take action!
Pierce it!
Maybe we'll have some fun and let go is this nothingness to freedom ?!
Why do you need this freak ?!
Beat!
Finish it off! Finish it off!
Oh! ... I love it!
Oh! ... Grace! ...
Touch lightly, ... move there inside ...
Try to please your empress.
Your Majesty!
Your skin is smooth and soft like velvet.
She is so beautiful.
Pour some more milk, my child!
Yes, Your Majesty!
Wonderful, my child! I want to feel, ...
... how it flows down my body.
Girls, you bring the true pleasure in my life!
We are like kitties we give you pleasure.
I also find nothing for myself better than getting around you.
Oh Your Majesty! From such pleasure tends us to sleep.
Yes, my children!
I got drunk on it too.
Like a teddy bear ...
Ah! ... How good!
We ourselves get the same pleasure just like you. This is true.
You have further rekindled my passion.
I can not imagine a nicer way ...
... spending the day to prepare to the labors of the next day.
- It's fine! - And we too!
Wouldn't you girls like so that at your disposal ...
... day and night long were there men?
We have you, Your Majesty!
Even from a thousand men in our entire life, we are not could have had such a pleasure.
Very nice of you, dear, what do you say so.
However, I am even on I donโt believe you for a second.
Now I am wholly in at your disposal.
How does it feel, Your Majesty?
Are you pleased?
Yes fine!
Just a holiday!
God!... Yes, I am flying away from pleasure!
Coffee, Your Majesty!
Is there a hair ?!
It's just incredible! It's outrageous!
What kind of rubbish have you cooked ?!
Bring the cook to me!
I'll teach this idiot a lesson!
This peasant is bitter regret what he did!
Well, what are you all standing for ?! Do your thing!
And you get started massage my head!
And so that the hand is light.
We obey! We will, Your Majesty!
Auh! ... I told you, look what you doin, silly girl!
I'm sorry.
Forgive me my carelessness, Your Majesty!
Go see what's going on there!
This minute ...
Thank you, my child!
Excuse me, Your Majesty!
You didn't inform me. Who has arrived?
Two friends. I've never seen them before.
Officers?
One officer. The second seems to be his servant.
Describe the officer to me. Is he young?
Oh yes, he's young! Tall and very handsome!
And he has very beautiful physique.
Oh, that sounds tempting!
Filia, go get this officer and bring him here!
Yes, Your Majesty!
I soon...
Hey, it hurts! For God's sake, leave my hair alone!
Or are you trying pull them out by the roots ?!
Here he is, Your Majesty, this is the cook! As you ordered ...
So you get pleasure, amused by the fact that Throwing your hair in my coffee?
I need to roast you alive ...
But you're in luck - today the empress is in good spirits.
Therefore, we have to come up with for you some other punishment.
Be generous, your Majesty! I promise, like will never happen again.
I will forgive you, little man, and pretend that yours there was no oversight, as it were.
Nadia is a smart girl. She just suggested a delightful thought to me.
- It's upstairs, sir. - Thanks.
Get your hands off me, leave me!
- Shut up and come with us! - I will not obey you!
Let her go immediately! Ladies are not treated like that!
Wow! ... Thank God! Thank you! I am one of the royal maids of honor.
I'm so glad. Maybe these two will explain Where are they going to take me to?
I'm so scared! They want me cause harm. I'm sure.
I ask you, please do not let them do it!
So I want to know why you are like this Are you being rude to this lady ?! Where are you accompanying her ?!
We're just following orders! We accompany the lady to His Excellency Count Potemkin!
And if we don't deliver it Lieutenant, we can be in serious trouble!
I'm sure the count won't like your with her treatment. You can go. I'll take care of this lady myself.
Well, let's go ... Now you have no reason to fear.
There is no reason for fear? ... He wants her for himself. That says it all.
My poor head! ...
What have you done to me ?!
Your Majesty, how are you? He looks like a shorn ram.
I like this haircut. She immediately gives birth the feeling that this man is strong.
Please, Your Majesty!
Even with all the hair, I hardly was considered a strong man.
Oh no ... Without a single hair on my head ... I can envy your future!
You can endlessly diversify your wigs.
Just think about variety of colors in which can your head be stained?
The possibilities are endless.
Blond and brunette ...
Dark, red ...
I ... I ... I somehow didn't think about it, Your Majesty! Besides...
Continue ...
Plus, it's so hard to make a choice.
Then I guess I'll have to make a choice for you.
Variety of colors ...
So, girls, get started! Show him how wide there is a choice!
We will, Your Majesty!
What ... What are you going to do?
Oh my God! It can't be!
Of course I am dreaming!
This can't happen with me really!
They are beautiful!
Any of them!
Then why are you hesitating?
Here they are in front of you! One is more beautiful than the other!
After all, not every day four beauties the Empress offers you their bodies.
God ... - Do something, silly little man before they change their minds! Well, go ahead!
- Your Majesty! I can't ... I I feel ... - Yes, move!
Well, my children! ...
So Sildia, in my opinion, not bad at all.
Oh yes, how lovely Your Majesty!
Ah ... I get pleasure from his punishment is no less than that of he gets it. Ah ... oh ...
- Oh, what buns. - It tickles.
Your Majesty, this is the most magnificent a way to punish someone!
Leave a little of yours fervent for me too!
Oh lord, it seems I can't wait for a long burning passion in me.
Oh Your Majesty!
Nothing can compare with such a punishment!
How long have I refrained from this. But now I have such a burning desire!
I'll give myself joy quickly!
Finally!
How skillfully he does it!
What an unearthly delight!
At the mercy you are already going and to my fluffy pussy.
Handle it thoroughly. You're a master of this craft.
Penetrate deeper into my vagina.
I am afraid that it is already so hard for me there.
My carnal appetite reached extreme lust!
Almost the entire cane with the winding is already inside.
You gave a way out to the overflowing me passion.
Such caresses can compare only with intercourse in the ass.
It's mind-blowing. Oh!
I've never had this.
No one in the past is so adorable I didn't do it.
Wow!
The story you just told me just told, young man, upsets me, but not surprising!
Some people, having reached power, tend to become tainted and vicious!
This also applies to Tsarina, Catherine the Great!
Her favorite pastime, without the slightest hesitation to destroy people.
True, I cannot yet say for myself something definite, believe you or not.
Your Excellency!
You have to trust me. I'm talking the truth. I saw my own eyes, as they hunted for a man.
If I wanted to invent, I would invent something more believable.
Lieutenant! ... Lieutenant, nobody does not accuse you of lying.
However, I am afraid that you people from Vienna too far from reality.
And it's hard for you to quickly figure out political situation prevailing in Russia, in the intrigues of the authorities.
Many of these atrocities are outright consequence of the Pugachev uprising.
This is a thug who wishes to be the king of all Russia!
Pugachev wants to become a tsar ?! ... This will be a terrible blow to Russia!
Count on me ...
if you intend to mobilize army to fight Cossacks and their leader.
I'd rather die sooner than to see him on the throne.
Lieutenant I won't forget Your suggestion!
I admire your courage and your dedication!
Besides, I know that your knightly interference in the defense of Countess Glovina ...
... was regarded in certain circles, as a manifestation of bad manners.
I am sincerely sorry for regarding what happened.
These people never got from ordered me to use force.
For his arrogance and arbitrariness they will be shackled.
I'll see what I can do for you in order to achieve for you an audience with Her Majesty.
Your Excellency, thank you very much!
Your Excellency, thanks for your kindness!
I'm waiting for you, follow me. I will dedicate a road to you.
Today is my surprise day was simply divine!
Did you earn a lot?
Decently.
- Well, how is your tooth? - Nothing, it did not affect my affairs.
Can you give me something?
Maybe a toast needs to be said?
Can. But closer to the night we'll take care of you.
And deliver in bed pleasure for me?
Do not hesitate. A meeting with us you will remember for a long time.
Your Excellency, are you our new watchman?
Will you follow us watch or something?
We can give such pleasure which you never dreamed of!
How soft and stately.
So you will provide me carnal services?
Wow, I won't hurt you either!
Come along and you are with us!
Nice jug.
No no...
You emptied it quickly.
Are you already drunk?
You have an obstinate head.
Drink carefully, otherwise you will not enough for a night of pleasure.
Is that your nature?
I want to taste you.
Well, yes!...
Let's work with him.
I already feel that soon I will be in complete bliss.
Well, she caught me.
Work your mouth harder.
Oh yeah! Free my juice!
Yes...
I feel like he's already up limit has overflowed.
I have a feeling that it will burst soon.
I can hardly restrain myself.
Oh, I'm already exhausted from excitement!
Calm down my flesh. Enter me faster!
Oh, this is Russian lingerie!
- I'm so awkward. - Let me take this matter into my own hands.
Yes, here is the path to the cherished mink.
I hope that it will not resist under my pressure it is a small furry animal.
This is a mere trifle for you.
Honestly.
I'm already somehow special shone from your caresses!
Oh, finally deliver me from the languor of this passion!
What cupid! ...
Oh, what a sweet you muddied the case for us.
We are grateful to you! How hard the burden fell on your so hard cock!
And you yourself allowed me to do it.
Always at your service! My life is subject to Delight the ladies!
Oh, how I like it!
Well! Yes!...
Bring the debutantes!
Debutants ?!
Kneel before me!
We obey, we obey Your Majesty!
What are these young filly seductive roundness.
I already want to take and master them.
Now you can serve wine!
The one who discovers in his glass pearl will be the winner!
There is nothing in my glass.
So who do we have lucky today ?!
I, Your Majesty!
It's hard to believe ... but today I lucky one, Your Majesty!
Well, then proceed, Count Romanov!
Since you are a winner, you have lost check out these sweet young creatures for virginity!
Your Majesty! I will be honored take advantage of many years of experience for yourself.
And in fact, his offspring of breeding to solve such a delicate task.
Leave it to me.
Nothing escapes my gentle touch.
Very good. This is undoubtedly a virgin.
What do we have here? Another virgin.
Although it seems to me to keep her last time girlfriend it took a lot of effort.
Still, the given task the most enjoyable of all.
This girl, I think, to her coming of age for sure would lose her virginity.
What do we have here?
We've got a liar here Your Majesty!
There is absolutely no doubt this young lady is no more a virgin, ...
... than me, Your Majesty! My fingers never lie to me.
What dishonored ?!
What misbehavior!
So, young lady, what are you tell me in your defense ?!
How many men did you have ?!
Four, Your Majesty.
Four?
Only four?
Count Romanov, this is outrageous!
Teach this lady a lesson!
With pleasure, Your Majesty!
Let's see how he will insert this person.
Substitute, dear, your ass for my tool.
Your Majesty, I have something that You should see. I prepared this especially for you as a surprise.
Oh, Potemkin! What is it?! I like surprises!
You will see. You do not you will be disappointed.
No doubt. Everything that you come up with, Potemkin, usually extremely exciting.
Thanks to!
- Your Majesty! - Your Majesty!
Everything! Attention please!
Now I have to leave. However, I I don't want your evening to be ruined.
So everybody follow suit Count Romanov. And enjoy!
Bravo, Count Romanov!
It looks like Iโve already finished.
He slipped into this crack.
Wow! ... There is a holiday!
Wish we were invited to the debutante girls.
We would give them more pleasure than these old ruins.
You're right. I am of the same opinion.
I see how the steward of the festival burned at the stake, ...
... because he forgot invite the guards.
And Catherine is his fried feeds eggs to pigs.
I hope you let me take care of your penis.
Yes ... Oh no.
I, together with my member, consider You are so charming!
I'm at your service. He also welcomes You and bows before you.
I just shine and trudge from this a perfectly organized holiday!
Take my most delightful compliments! I must you with your patronage.
Oh thanks!
I want to say that I can no longer wait. My dagger is torn to pieces.
We cannot spill such a life-giving nectar. It is necessary to collect all this to a drop.
I will save your trunk from in vain leakage.
I understand as long as it's hard you want to caress him.
Let the powerful jet will fill it completely!
I'm already very ticklish.
Help fill the glass.
My nectar must be so light. So-so!
I want it all!
Everything!!!
So that not a single drop remains!
My dick gives so much wonderful product.
Now there is, yes. I'm still from not all the juice was extracted from him.
Please grease.
Yes, done, Bias.
Oh yeah...
Maestro! Done, your cognac!
So much seed.
She does it royally.
Straight over the edge.
Well, let's raise it for ...
Wow, what do we have there?
I would like to see. Will I bring it up?
What is the point? Well, such a castle?
Open this door if you can.
Now.
I need to pick up a tool for such a complex castle.
Let's...
I will help you. And we are with you from delight fly to the sky. Isn't that so?
Blimey...
I'm cumming ...
I'm coming soon. For this the decoration is worth a drink.
Wait... I'll finish now ...
Well, how are you, my Fraulein? Now...
Is it all made of steel?
The next step is for fun!
She has a special approach to this.
Want...
Take from me ...
At home I quickly finished with this lock.
Do not worry.
Here it is necessary to show a little patience. And that's it ...
Your marriage is in mine hands. So...
Oh no!
But I also have one ...
I have everything in place.
And he even shoots.
- Yeah. - He has a very powerful jet.
Come here and get it!
- Will you allow? - Yes.
Baby, now the two of us deliver you double pleasure.
I work like a grain mill!
I can feel these movements.
What great fun!
How she tested him!
Oh, what a holy delight.
It's like a vat that must be filled to the brim!
Wow, how nice ...
What a delicate tongue!
Thanks for pairing!
Curious.
Sometimes Saint Mariana sticks a lemon in there too.
Warm atmosphere, just like at home.
The magnitude is impressive!
I'm like a child in anticipation. Is it sinful and pleasant to the touch?
Your Majesty, this is the main my surprise one of those that I Ever presented to you.
Oh! ... your surprises are usually creative and original.
My girls will help me in receiving this pleasure?
Your Majesty, I say it will become the pearl of today's holiday!
Open up!
Your Majesty!
Your surprise is waiting for you!
So that it could be, Potemkin ?!
A strange structure. What is it?
Potemkin, explain to us, what it is?
It is very secret and a unique car.
Well, come on, don't keep us in the dark.
Who made such a miracle?
Here is the inventor of this machine.
And I improved it several of its additions.
What is it?
What is the purpose of this machine?
Potemkin, can you explain it to me?
I'm going to.
Trust me. You will not be disappointed Your Majesty.
Let `s start?!
This minute, Your Excellency.
Do you want to place me into this structure, ...
... to torment me, right, Potemkin?
Not at all, Your Majesty. Think of nothing but pleasure!
I ask you to! Please!
Maria, where have you been? I am not used to to non-fulfillment of their orders!
Forgive me, Your Majesty! Trust me, my heart rested only in taking care of your welfare.
Make yourself comfortable.
Enjoy! Enjoy!
Can I have fun ?!
Enjoy, enjoy, Your Majesty!
Come on ladies! Help Her Majesty!
Stepan, start!
Yes, Your Excellency!
Bring the stallion!
Oh, my amazing animal! I'm all on fire with impatience.
Keep it in check!
He is very strong.
Here it is, my new gift!
This is for me?! I like him!
Your Majesty, I think it is love at first sight!
In my opinion, you are right.
What a passion!
How strong he is!
Oh, Stepan!
From now on you are the captain of the cavalry!
THE END
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