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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,920 attention students meet in the 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:05,440 attention students meet in the auditorium today at 2pm 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,320 auditorium today at 2pm luxury condos available soon schedule a 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:17,920 luxury condos available soon schedule a tour next week 5 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,960 luxury condos available soon schedule a 6 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:31,840 luxury condos available soon schedule a tour next week 7 00:00:58,879 --> 00:01:13,840 attention students 8 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,840 so 9 00:01:56,799 --> 00:01:58,399 cps schools have been closed for more 10 00:01:58,399 --> 00:02:00,719 cps schools have been closed for more than a year due to contract disputes and 11 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:01,759 than a year due to contract disputes and budget cuts 12 00:02:01,759 --> 00:02:03,680 budget cuts parents and students are eager for a 13 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,200 parents and students are eager for a solution 14 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,080 solution i really like routine in my life i mean 15 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,080 i really like routine in my life i mean and and school just kind of provided me with 16 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,760 school just kind of provided me with that and i need 17 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:15,120 that and i need to get back into model u.n honestly i 18 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,000 to get back into model u.n honestly i thought i was gonna get this little 19 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 thought i was gonna get this little monster into kindergarten 20 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,920 monster into kindergarten tech giant larry allen is rolling out 21 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,000 tech giant larry allen is rolling out his much anticipated solution to this 22 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,879 his much anticipated solution to this year-long standstill as we speak my name 23 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,640 year-long standstill as we speak my name is larry allen and i am very excited to 24 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:27,680 is larry allen and i am very excited to present to you 25 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,640 present to you the future of education this is 26 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,680 the future of education this is schoolnet 27 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,680 schoolnet everyone deserves to be a part of this 28 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:34,720 everyone deserves to be a part of this revolution 29 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,120 revolution and no one should be left behind now 30 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,640 and no one should be left behind now we're just going to end up being mutant 31 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:39,440 we're just going to end up being mutant kids 32 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,640 kids have technology have biology 33 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:46,239 have technology have biology walking around pooping out motherboards 34 00:02:46,239 --> 00:02:48,160 walking around pooping out motherboards remaining members of the now defunct 35 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,680 remaining members of the now defunct chicago teachers union 36 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,840 chicago teachers union are calling this announcement one of the 37 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,599 are calling this announcement one of the biggest corporate takeovers 38 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:56,000 biggest corporate takeovers in modern history this is like the 39 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 in modern history this is like the biggest corporate takeover ever 40 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,080 biggest corporate takeover ever they don't care about these kids all 41 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,159 they don't care about these kids all they care about is the bottom line 42 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:05,440 they care about is the bottom line money oh kids come and sit on a toilet 43 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,000 money oh kids come and sit on a toilet all day 44 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,480 all day with your fancy headset on and just sit 45 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,720 with your fancy headset on and just sit there drooling and pissing on yourself 46 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,000 there drooling and pissing on yourself all day 47 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,760 all day using the latest groundbreaking 48 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,599 using the latest groundbreaking technology i have created 49 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:18,400 technology i have created schoolmen schoolnet gives all of us the 50 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:32,400 schoolmen schoolnet gives all of us the opportunity to learn whatever we want 51 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:37,360 opportunity to learn whatever we want reality is just simulation 52 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,840 changed 53 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,260 so 54 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:15,110 so 55 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,000 all right miss anderson do you have 56 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,440 all right miss anderson do you have anything to say for yourself 57 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,560 anything to say for yourself anything uh can i have my phone back 58 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:36,000 anything uh can i have my phone back what absolutely not sir this woman 59 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,240 what absolutely not sir this woman stole my phone and won't give it back do 60 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,600 stole my phone and won't give it back do you know what we found 61 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,120 you know what we found on this phone you can't just go through 62 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,720 on this phone you can't just go through my stuff without my permission this is a 63 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,160 my stuff without my permission this is a matter of safety 64 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,960 matter of safety and security mia and i don't appreciate 65 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,919 and security mia and i don't appreciate you interrupting me 66 00:04:47,919 --> 00:04:50,560 you interrupting me i didn't do anything and speaking of 67 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,400 i didn't do anything and speaking of being rude and disrespectful let me 68 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,720 being rude and disrespectful let me apologize for miss meyer's behavior 69 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,080 apologize for miss meyer's behavior she can get a little bit worked up 70 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,320 she can get a little bit worked up sometimes she's probably a little bit 71 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,440 sometimes she's probably a little bit drunk 72 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,520 drunk hello nia it's so nice to finally meet 73 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,039 hello nia it's so nice to finally meet you can you do an air handshake 74 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:07,919 you can you do an air handshake okay sorry old man joke so i'm going to 75 00:05:07,919 --> 00:05:09,360 okay sorry old man joke so i'm going to get right down to it 76 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,240 get right down to it you are a very impressive young woman i 77 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,320 you are a very impressive young woman i was able to sit through some of the code 78 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,280 was able to sit through some of the code you used to hack our announcement i mean 79 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,280 you used to hack our announcement i mean it was like poetry 80 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,120 it was like poetry we need young people like you in our 81 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,800 we need young people like you in our company 82 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,639 company are you familiar with uh white hat 83 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:26,400 are you familiar with uh white hat hacking yeah 84 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,800 hacking yeah okay yes dumb question well we really 85 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,240 okay yes dumb question well we really need someone to do exactly that for 86 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,440 need someone to do exactly that for schoolnet 87 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,039 schoolnet how would you like to work for us and 88 00:05:33,039 --> 00:05:34,960 how would you like to work for us and actually get paid for this kind of stuff 89 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,000 actually get paid for this kind of stuff before you answer come to the office 90 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,520 before you answer come to the office see what we're about all right i've got 91 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,280 see what we're about all right i've got a few pre-production nebulas for 92 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,479 a few pre-production nebulas for employees 93 00:05:42,479 --> 00:05:44,160 employees we'll get you one just for showing up 94 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,160 we'll get you one just for showing up just for walking in the door 95 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,759 just for walking in the door hell yeah man i'm in oh 96 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:52,800 hell yeah man i'm in oh great okay that's awesome wonderful 97 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,520 great okay that's awesome wonderful i perfect i'm gonna send a car for you 98 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,479 i perfect i'm gonna send a car for you on monday 99 00:05:56,479 --> 00:05:58,960 on monday and we will meet then i'll see you then 100 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,000 and we will meet then i'll see you then thank you so much 101 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:07,840 thank you so much awesome dude thank you see you then 102 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,840 so 103 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:52,319 what what do you mean what 104 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:54,400 what what do you mean what what i'm just gonna check it out don't 105 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,919 what i'm just gonna check it out don't get off oh no don't get all 106 00:06:55,919 --> 00:06:58,080 get off oh no don't get all what don't get all wet nothing oh don't 107 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,280 what don't get all wet nothing oh don't get all upset 108 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,520 get all upset this is fascist evil right here 109 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,880 this is fascist evil right here right no i've been saying that for 110 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,280 right no i've been saying that for months 111 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,039 months and now here it is coming in here oh no 112 00:07:05,039 --> 00:07:06,800 and now here it is coming in here oh no and i'm supposed to be all like oh what 113 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,680 and i'm supposed to be all like oh what it's cool like 114 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,039 it's cool like are you done oh am i done 115 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,280 are you done oh am i done that's how you talk to me you've grown 116 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,479 that's how you talk to me you've grown up to be a real 117 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:16,880 up to be a real you know that right mom i'm wrong 118 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,560 you know that right mom i'm wrong i'll talk to you tomorrow okay oh you 119 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,039 i'll talk to you tomorrow okay oh you know what 120 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,479 know what what do you want me to have a job i 121 00:07:20,479 --> 00:07:22,160 what do you want me to have a job i don't have a job okay 122 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,560 don't have a job okay that's taking people's jobs you like a 123 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,840 that's taking people's jobs you like a house you're living in you want to be 124 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:26,560 house you're living in you want to be homeless 125 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,720 homeless you got to think about this stuff nia oh 126 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,319 you got to think about this stuff nia oh my god whatever 127 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:45,840 my god whatever it's true okay 128 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,240 hey oh what's up i just got home a 129 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,919 hey oh what's up i just got home a little while ago 130 00:08:13,919 --> 00:08:16,960 little while ago my mom is going totally overboard 131 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,240 my mom is going totally overboard yeah um hey so for this game uh you have 132 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,000 yeah um hey so for this game uh you have to hold the controller like a rifle 133 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,080 to hold the controller like a rifle and then you shoot at the buffalo just 134 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,520 and then you shoot at the buffalo just like that got em 135 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,639 like that got em yo today was incredible i mean the video 136 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:31,039 yo today was incredible i mean the video of you 137 00:08:31,039 --> 00:08:34,080 of you already has like 12 000 views 138 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,760 already has like 12 000 views i don't know what you're talking about 139 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,320 i don't know what you're talking about reality is a simulation 140 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,839 reality is a simulation that was gold i mean 141 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,519 so uh i got pulled into meyer's office 142 00:08:45,519 --> 00:08:46,240 so uh i got pulled into meyer's office today 143 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,120 today and we were like live chatting this 144 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,200 and we were like live chatting this schoolnet dude i mean myers was 145 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,680 schoolnet dude i mean myers was a brick but a brick but the schoolnet dude was actually kind of 146 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,600 the schoolnet dude was actually kind of chill what 147 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,000 chill what i mean they want to like offer me a job 148 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,200 i mean they want to like offer me a job and they're gonna and they're gonna give me a free nebula just for going in 149 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,880 give me a free nebula just for going in okay nia do you hear yourself 150 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,959 okay nia do you hear yourself you sound so lame oh i don't know but 151 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,320 you sound so lame oh i don't know but the dude from school that was pretty 152 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,120 the dude from school that was pretty chill 153 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,839 chill that dude sucks i mean okay i haven't 154 00:09:09,839 --> 00:09:10,320 that dude sucks i mean okay i haven't even 155 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,200 even accepted the job offer yet i'm not just 156 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,240 accepted the job offer yet i'm not just gonna give up a free 157 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,600 gonna give up a free phone uh i gotta go wait lily 158 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,480 phone uh i gotta go wait lily lily left the game 159 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,340 new player joined the game 160 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:25,519 new player joined the game 161 00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:28,240 are you doing that do you want this 162 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,519 are you doing that do you want this power 163 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:33,040 power uh yeah is there a code 164 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,270 uh yeah is there a code come on dude hook it up 165 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:44,880 come on dude hook it up 166 00:09:51,680 --> 00:10:05,839 knock knock 167 00:10:16,839 --> 00:10:19,839 ah 168 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:33,839 you're gonna get that 169 00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:47,920 oh paulo oh sorry miss anderson 170 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,279 oh paulo oh sorry miss anderson i was just dropping off something for 171 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:52,160 i was just dropping off something for nia oh it's all right 172 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,120 nia oh it's all right uh just you know whatever say hi to your 173 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,880 uh just you know whatever say hi to your parents all right because i'm just gonna 174 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:57,519 parents all right because i'm just gonna go to bed 175 00:10:57,519 --> 00:11:00,320 go to bed all right i will good night mrs anderson 176 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,200 all right i will good night mrs anderson hey uh hey uh you gonna that thing on monday well i 177 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,399 you gonna that thing on monday well i mean they're trying to 178 00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:06,079 mean they're trying to charge like twenty dollars to go to that 179 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:07,600 charge like twenty dollars to go to that oc in pilsen 180 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,000 oc in pilsen and that's ridiculous so i'm probably 181 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,160 and that's ridiculous so i'm probably just gonna go to church or something 182 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,000 just gonna go to church or something yeah church it's like the after party 183 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,680 yeah church it's like the after party but the school in that protest 184 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,399 but the school in that protest you're going right oh yeah yeah i 185 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,040 you're going right oh yeah yeah i totally 186 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,000 totally i'm yeah i'm going take this it'll trick 187 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,040 i'm yeah i'm going take this it'll trick the drones 188 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,120 the drones oh i actually got like a ton of other 189 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,480 oh i actually got like a ton of other maps to hand out so 190 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:43,839 maps to hand out so i'll see you monday okay bye 191 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,820 forward 192 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:53,440 forward 193 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:57,040 mia we've been expecting you 194 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,920 mia we've been expecting you what's with the drone like where are you 195 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,279 what's with the drone like where are you it's me larry allen 196 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:05,920 it's me larry allen yeah i get it but where okay good follow 197 00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:10,399 me 198 00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:12,160 me this is where it all happens what do you 199 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,130 this is where it all happens what do you think this is cool as hell 200 00:12:15,130 --> 00:12:18,639 think this is cool as hell 201 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:21,920 hey are you nia uh yeah what's up 202 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,240 hey are you nia uh yeah what's up sam i kind of like follow your work i 203 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,079 sam i kind of like follow your work i guess that thing you did last friday 204 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,680 guess that thing you did last friday hacking the entire network and the thing 205 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,760 hacking the entire network and the thing with max headroom that was iconic 206 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,880 with max headroom that was iconic i guess i've never really met a girl 207 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,000 i guess i've never really met a girl that could pull that kind of thing off 208 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,600 that could pull that kind of thing off before wow 209 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,079 before wow thanks yeah so i go to lab but you know 210 00:12:36,079 --> 00:12:37,839 thanks yeah so i go to lab but you know my dad he knows larry allen so he hooked 211 00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:39,440 my dad he knows larry allen so he hooked me up with this sweet internship here yo 212 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,680 me up with this sweet internship here yo you want to see something super dope 213 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,480 you want to see something super dope okay yeah 214 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,959 so this is the red room as you can see 215 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:49,920 so this is the red room as you can see we have a pretty 216 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,639 we have a pretty freaking dope set up in here a couple 217 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,720 freaking dope set up in here a couple super fast processors over here 218 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,200 super fast processors over here this one has like a terabyte of ram you 219 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,959 this one has like a terabyte of ram you want to check it out you're welcome to 220 00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:02,000 want to check it out you're welcome to i think ralph should be done soon uh 221 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,399 i think ralph should be done soon uh okay 222 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:21,839 if you have any questions i'm right here 223 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,120 welcome to the library of alexandria in 224 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,839 welcome to the library of alexandria in egypt egypt this place housed thousands of papyrus 225 00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:33,360 this place housed thousands of papyrus scrolls of stories 226 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,440 scrolls of stories research mathematical equations and 227 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,800 research mathematical equations and scientific theories 228 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,519 scientific theories if you wanted to know something this was 229 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:48,360 if you wanted to know something this was the place to go 230 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:53,220 the place to go 231 00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,600 it was exactly maybe one of the lowest 232 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,800 it was exactly maybe one of the lowest points in human history 233 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,720 points in human history setting back the tide of discovery for 234 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,080 setting back the tide of discovery for well at least 235 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,229 well at least 236 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,920 hey sam hi nia saw your work back in the 237 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,720 hey sam hi nia saw your work back in the rr 238 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,800 rr very impressive so excited to have you 239 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,240 very impressive so excited to have you on board for schoolnet 240 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,199 on board for schoolnet oh thanks larry yeah no that was super 241 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:32,399 oh thanks larry yeah no that was super fun fun uh here take a look at this offer and 242 00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:35,920 uh here take a look at this offer and here here is that nebula as promised oh dude the 243 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,600 is that nebula as promised oh dude the new nebula these things are 244 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,839 new nebula these things are so dope check it out larry got me one 245 00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:41,440 so dope check it out larry got me one too 246 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,839 too hey let's take a selfie 247 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,760 oh that's so good if you look on your 248 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,199 oh that's so good if you look on your nebula uh you'll see 249 00:14:51,199 --> 00:14:53,279 nebula uh you'll see you have about 300 in credits to use for 250 00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:54,880 you have about 300 in credits to use for whatever you want each week okay 251 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,079 whatever you want each week okay so go wild have fun yeah 252 00:14:58,079 --> 00:15:00,560 so go wild have fun yeah no this this offer is amazing thank you 253 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,079 no this this offer is amazing thank you so much mr allen 254 00:15:02,079 --> 00:15:04,320 so much mr allen anything you need nia let us know okay 255 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,839 anything you need nia let us know okay we're just so happy to have you on the 256 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,079 we're just so happy to have you on the team 257 00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:10,160 team okay so no it's absolutely a thing if 258 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,360 okay so no it's absolutely a thing if you look up on your phone you look up 259 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,399 you look up on your phone you look up like retail 260 00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:15,040 like retail poop or retail potty like people do it 261 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,720 poop or retail potty like people do it they're like very upset with customer 262 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,320 they're like very upset with customer service and so they take it upon 263 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,399 service and so they take it upon themselves to be like how can i 264 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,720 themselves to be like how can i act up in the store oh i don't know like 265 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,160 act up in the store oh i don't know like a primate in the zoo 266 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,560 a primate in the zoo i will use my own bodily function in 267 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,519 i will use my own bodily function in protest 268 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:30,800 protest and they go number two they go potty and 269 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,920 and they go number two they go potty and wrap it up in some place number one i 270 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,600 wrap it up in some place number one i believe yourself 271 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,880 believe yourself oh my god it looks good that's a good 272 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,839 oh my god it looks good that's a good look 273 00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,920 your ride is here 274 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,079 hey you double fisting 275 00:16:02,079 --> 00:16:05,759 hey you double fisting what uh um oh 276 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:08,800 what uh um oh yeah right yeah hey you want to get some 277 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,120 yeah right yeah hey you want to get some fur 278 00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:14,959 oh um fly is this classic vietnamese 279 00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:15,839 oh um fly is this classic vietnamese soup it's so 280 00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:18,720 soup it's so good it's got like rice noodles veggies 281 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,480 good it's got like rice noodles veggies my personal favorite is the beefa but 282 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,560 my personal favorite is the beefa but you probably don't eat meat right i know 283 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,480 you probably don't eat meat right i know i uh i eat meat 284 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,600 i uh i eat meat i know what phi is perfect um yeah so 285 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,079 i know what phi is perfect um yeah so i'll see you later sweet i'll hey i'll 286 00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:36,639 i'll see you later sweet i'll hey i'll save you a fortune cookie 287 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:39,680 save you a fortune cookie your ride is here 288 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,120 welcome nia thank you for riding with a 289 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,360 welcome nia thank you for riding with a lift 290 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,680 lift a lift is the safest and most affordable 291 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,519 a lift is the safest and most affordable driverless car service available 292 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:55,680 driverless car service available download the a-lift app and listen to a 293 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,550 download the a-lift app and listen to a playlist we made just for you 294 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,000 playlist we made just for you 295 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:05,839 we value customers 296 00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:08,400 a-lift is the safest and most affordable 297 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:19,839 a-lift is the safest and most affordable driverless car service available 298 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,559 hello it's good to see everyone 299 00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:33,760 hello it's good to see everyone we have a special announcement coming 300 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,080 we have a special announcement coming very soon if you do not have something 301 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,120 very soon if you do not have something covering your face 302 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:47,840 covering your face it's time to change that now 303 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,410 bye 304 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:09,900 bye 305 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,840 uh 306 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,799 a group of masked teenagers froze in 307 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,400 a group of masked teenagers froze in downtown chicago today 308 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,080 downtown chicago today in response to the recent rollout of 309 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,000 in response to the recent rollout of schoolnet a virtual classroom 310 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,520 schoolnet a virtual classroom replacement replacement for chicago public schools nearby 311 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,120 for chicago public schools nearby billboard streams were hacked 312 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,360 billboard streams were hacked and played a disturbing pirate broadcast 313 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,960 and played a disturbing pirate broadcast the mysterious source of this hack 314 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,039 the mysterious source of this hack concerns local law enforcement 315 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,880 concerns local law enforcement this has me worried quite frankly they 316 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,400 this has me worried quite frankly they have to be worried a lot this is a 317 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,080 have to be worried a lot this is a breach of security it's not some just 318 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,000 breach of security it's not some just kind of silly prank this is probably 319 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,840 kind of silly prank this is probably terrorist you know i know this isn't the 320 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,440 terrorist you know i know this isn't the first time that a hack like this has 321 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,799 first time that a hack like this has happened happened i'm gonna go down a limb here and i'm 322 00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:22,480 i'm gonna go down a limb here and i'm gonna say it's definitely terrorism we 323 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,039 gonna say it's definitely terrorism we gotta be strong on this 324 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,640 gotta be strong on this look you can see us in the background 325 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,799 look you can see us in the background loki you need to be more low-key 326 00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:30,960 loki you need to be more low-key i'm just excited that we're on tv too no 327 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,880 i'm just excited that we're on tv too no no no but like in general um 328 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,440 no no but like in general um like when you're on your phone or online 329 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,080 like when you're on your phone or online you just 330 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,670 you just be careful okay 331 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:41,600 be careful okay 332 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:53,840 look there's paulo i'm gonna go say hi 333 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:07,840 hi hi i'm lily 334 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,240 hey kyle now what is the eta on the 335 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,679 hey kyle now what is the eta on the alternative center 336 00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:25,919 alternative center about two weeks anything else before i 337 00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:27,600 about two weeks anything else before i go 338 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:31,039 go hey kyle yes larry could you just talk 339 00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:32,400 hey kyle yes larry could you just talk to me for a bit 340 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,200 to me for a bit well what do you want to talk about i 341 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,840 well what do you want to talk about i don't know man 342 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,320 anything 343 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,810 anything um can i try your glasses on um 344 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:55,679 um can i try your glasses on um 345 00:20:55,679 --> 00:20:57,280 the pressure that your glasses like 346 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,720 the pressure that your glasses like they're too tight almost like you have a 347 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,120 they're too tight almost like you have a small 348 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:03,840 small head it feels really nice on my eyes 349 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,400 india i know this is like totally uncool 350 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,880 india i know this is like totally uncool but but i kind of need to take your phone and 351 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,880 i kind of need to take your phone and have to put it in that microwave 352 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,240 have to put it in that microwave what i'm sorry it's just louisa 353 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,760 what i'm sorry it's just louisa she's super paranoid about this kind of 354 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,039 she's super paranoid about this kind of stuff okay 355 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:24,320 stuff okay i promise someone's everywhere 356 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,960 hey this is mia yeah hey this is nat 357 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,440 hey this is mia yeah hey this is nat that's david got jamie over there and 358 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,159 that's david got jamie over there and this is louisa 359 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,240 do you know why i told paulo to put your 360 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,919 do you know why i told paulo to put your phone in the microwave 361 00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:43,280 phone in the microwave uh because you saw it in that snowden 362 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,600 uh because you saw it in that snowden movie and thought it was super cool 363 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,679 movie and thought it was super cool oh my god you totally did just see it in 364 00:21:47,679 --> 00:21:48,960 oh my god you totally did just see it in that movie do you know how many cameras 365 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,400 that movie do you know how many cameras you passed on your way here 366 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,760 you passed on your way here how much you come in contact with 367 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,000 how much you come in contact with network devices you know they can see 368 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,520 network devices you know they can see you through those cameras 369 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,120 you through those cameras they can control and they can manipulate 370 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,280 they can control and they can manipulate what you see on screen 371 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,080 what you see on screen they control you 372 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,720 dude what the hell what are you doing 373 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,000 dude what the hell what are you doing what are you doing stop 374 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,039 what are you doing stop i just did you a favor oh yeah thank you 375 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:16,159 i just did you a favor oh yeah thank you you're welcome i'm so you're welcome i'm so grateful you have to pay for that i'm 376 00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:17,360 grateful you have to pay for that i'm not paying for that oh 377 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,799 not paying for that oh why why would you do your own time 378 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:24,000 why why would you do your own time oh well dude i 379 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,360 oh well dude i think i'm sick oh okay 380 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,240 think i'm sick oh okay we can go i want to go yeah do you want 381 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,480 we can go i want to go yeah do you want this 382 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,520 sorry it's okay let's get some sorry 383 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,559 sorry it's okay let's get some sorry lisa 384 00:22:36,559 --> 00:22:39,200 lisa um hey really great job today um i'll 385 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,840 um hey really great job today um i'll see you guys later 386 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,760 how do you know that girl lisa um i know 387 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,600 how do you know that girl lisa um i know we're from online 388 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,919 we're from online and all those other people too we all 389 00:22:49,919 --> 00:22:54,720 and all those other people too we all got offered jobs by schoolnet 390 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,320 got offered jobs by schoolnet yeah we got offered the same job that 391 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,320 yeah we got offered the same job that you did what 392 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,600 you did what yeah only we said no 393 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,320 yeah only we said no ah so now they're really pissed and 394 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,360 ah so now they're really pissed and they send us weird threatening 395 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,240 they send us weird threatening notifications 396 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:23,840 why didn't you tell me 397 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,480 good morning chicago and thank you for 398 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,520 good morning chicago and thank you for tuning in 399 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,919 tuning in we have an exclusive sponsored report 400 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:42,720 we have an exclusive sponsored report brought to you 401 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,200 brought to you by schoolnet after a year of failed 402 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,320 by schoolnet after a year of failed negotiations 403 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,640 negotiations students in chicago are finally back in 404 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,799 students in chicago are finally back in school but these classrooms 405 00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:53,679 school but these classrooms might not be what you expect schoolnet 406 00:23:53,679 --> 00:23:56,400 might not be what you expect schoolnet is a virtual reality education system 407 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,480 is a virtual reality education system a simulated environment where students 408 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,600 a simulated environment where students can explore 409 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600 can explore learn and ultimately earn a high school 410 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,520 learn and ultimately earn a high school diploma we met with several students and 411 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,080 diploma we met with several students and parents 412 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,480 parents to see how this new program is going 413 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,679 to see how this new program is going yeah it's great 414 00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:10,799 yeah it's great i really i mean i like it she likes it 415 00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:14,159 i really i mean i like it she likes it right she hold it 416 00:24:14,159 --> 00:24:17,520 right she hold it she we like it just give it to me i 417 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,400 she we like it just give it to me i don't care whatever 418 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,760 don't care whatever all right let's go i'm all for 419 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,080 all right let's go i'm all for i mean i think this is great like the 420 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,440 i mean i think this is great like the friends i've made on here 421 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,279 friends i've made on here are way better than the ones in real 422 00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:29,760 are way better than the ones in real life while most students are enjoying 423 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,600 life while most students are enjoying their free vr headsets 424 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,679 their free vr headsets others are abusing this generous 425 00:24:33,679 --> 00:24:35,679 others are abusing this generous privilege provided by schoolnet 426 00:24:35,679 --> 00:24:37,679 privilege provided by schoolnet recent data shows that a handful of 427 00:24:37,679 --> 00:24:39,120 recent data shows that a handful of students are misusing 428 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,840 students are misusing and or hacking the hardware to ensure 429 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,600 and or hacking the hardware to ensure that all students can safely 430 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,159 that all students can safely and securely get an education schoolnet 431 00:24:46,159 --> 00:24:49,520 and securely get an education schoolnet is building an is building an alternative center troubled students 432 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,200 alternative center troubled students will get the help they need 433 00:24:51,200 --> 00:25:01,840 will get the help they need in a safe and secure environment 434 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,440 hey nia do you have a second can we talk 435 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,760 hey nia do you have a second can we talk i'm sorry i'm going to be like no i i've 436 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,679 i'm sorry i'm going to be like no i i've got to go i'm sorry i'll talk to you 437 00:25:37,679 --> 00:25:40,240 got to go i'm sorry i'll talk to you tonight okay 438 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,840 bye 439 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:57,039 thank you for riding with 440 00:25:57,039 --> 00:26:00,320 thank you for riding with hey nia hey larry sorry 441 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,200 hey nia hey larry sorry um i was just kind of plugged in that is 442 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,360 um i was just kind of plugged in that is why why i love you i'm that's why i love your 443 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,080 i love you i'm that's why i love your work 444 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,960 work i really i love your work and your work 445 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,320 i really i love your work and your work ethic 446 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,120 ethic creepy dude no uh what's up did you have 447 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,000 creepy dude no uh what's up did you have a question 448 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 a question nia we made a video for you and we are 449 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,400 nia we made a video for you and we are just so proud so this is from your 450 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,840 just so proud so this is from your buddies at schoolnet 451 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:29,600 oh hey neo what up chica you are looking 452 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,799 oh hey neo what up chica you are looking fabulous today 453 00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:33,200 fabulous today and that's why you are employee of the 454 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,640 and that's why you are employee of the month 455 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,600 month you get a 1k bonus you get a 200 github 456 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,240 you get a 1k bonus you get a 200 github credit 457 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,960 credit and a feature in chicago vision magazine 458 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,919 and a feature in chicago vision magazine how does that sound 459 00:26:41,919 --> 00:26:45,120 how does that sound that's amazing i know it does remember 460 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,360 that's amazing i know it does remember you are a rebel girl you are changing 461 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,120 you are a rebel girl you are changing this world you keep doing you 462 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:53,279 this world you keep doing you and schoolnet loves it we love you nia 463 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,240 and schoolnet loves it we love you nia you're very adept at cody 464 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,279 you're very adept at cody congratulations 465 00:26:57,279 --> 00:27:00,400 congratulations glad you're on board neil great job 466 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,559 glad you're on board neil great job congratulations to the dopest white hat 467 00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:04,720 congratulations to the dopest white hat hacker to ever live and my best friend 468 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,679 hacker to ever live and my best friend nia anderson nia you're contributing to 469 00:27:07,679 --> 00:27:09,919 nia anderson nia you're contributing to civilization in a positive way 470 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:11,440 civilization in a positive way yeah you make every day feel like a 471 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,080 yeah you make every day feel like a birthday everybody agrees 472 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,799 birthday everybody agrees you are the bee's knees keep up the hard 473 00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:21,840 you are the bee's knees keep up the hard work and enjoy that bonus 474 00:27:27,919 --> 00:27:31,279 kyle what is the joke of the day 475 00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:33,760 kyle what is the joke of the day i have a step ladder i never knew my 476 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,840 i have a step ladder i never knew my real ladder 477 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,279 real ladder not bad okay 478 00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:41,440 not bad okay uh how about a song can you make up a 479 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,000 uh how about a song can you make up a song this uses a lot of energy 480 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,840 song this uses a lot of energy and i don't want to do it damn it 481 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,679 wow that's that sounds like the beatles 482 00:27:57,679 --> 00:27:59,760 wow that's that sounds like the beatles i didn't know you liked the beatles cops 483 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,760 i didn't know you liked the beatles cops you have a call from this brother yeah i 484 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,880 you have a call from this brother yeah i know vince put him on 485 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,360 know vince put him on voice only i do not want him to see me 486 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,120 voice only i do not want him to see me hey vinny how are you 487 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,880 hey vinny how are you hey lair uh glad i could get a hold of 488 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,320 hey lair uh glad i could get a hold of you of course 489 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,120 you of course anything for you you and your company 490 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,520 anything for you you and your company are are very important to me we are so glad to 491 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,640 very important to me we are so glad to have you on board 492 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,880 have you on board talk to everybody like that lair like 493 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,640 talk to everybody like that lair like what listen to everybody man we're going 494 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,960 what listen to everybody man we're going through some of the early data and it's 495 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,679 through some of the early data and it's a lot of data which is great one problem 496 00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:26,480 a lot of data which is great one problem is that 497 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,399 is that do you know what we invested in euler 498 00:28:28,399 --> 00:28:29,520 do you know what we invested in euler because print died 499 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,679 because print died and fed into digital which died and fed 500 00:28:31,679 --> 00:28:32,720 and fed into digital which died and fed into video 501 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,480 into video and those three mediums died for one 502 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,480 and those three mediums died for one reason is that the one after it could 503 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,399 reason is that the one after it could segment its audience in a more effective 504 00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:39,360 segment its audience in a more effective affordable way 505 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,440 affordable way we believe you're that next platform 506 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,679 we believe you're that next platform however the three things those mediums 507 00:28:43,679 --> 00:28:45,200 however the three things those mediums did that you're not doing 508 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,080 did that you're not doing is that they served the freaking ad if 509 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,679 is that they served the freaking ad if you're not serving an ad you're worse 510 00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:50,640 you're not serving an ad you're worse than printing your 511 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,880 than printing your paper without text on it so let's figure 512 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,880 paper without text on it so let's figure out what we're not serving any ads 513 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,320 out what we're not serving any ads data showing nothing showing up all 514 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,279 data showing nothing showing up all right well 515 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:02,320 right well i'm i'm sorry okay we'll 516 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,880 i'm i'm sorry okay we'll we'll definitely take care of that i 517 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,039 we'll definitely take care of that i just 518 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,159 hey do you like the beatles what hey 519 00:29:12,159 --> 00:29:15,039 hey do you like the beatles what hey kyle kyle yes larry play the play the song you 520 00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:17,520 yes larry play the play the song you played for me 521 00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:24,799 larry i'm gonna go figure out the ad 522 00:29:24,799 --> 00:29:25,840 larry i'm gonna go figure out the ad problem okay good 523 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,399 problem okay good day i'll turn it off song sucks 524 00:29:31,679 --> 00:29:33,440 i don't know about you guys but i'm just 525 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,760 i don't know about you guys but i'm just feeling so bummed out lately 526 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,640 feeling so bummed out lately you know it's just awful every day it's 527 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,360 you know it's just awful every day it's worse 528 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,000 worse i can't shake it it's like it's so bleak 529 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,440 i can't shake it it's like it's so bleak you know anything we should do guys 530 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,039 you know anything we should do guys we should protest we should get out 531 00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:46,559 we should protest we should get out there on the streets and fight or we can 532 00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:49,200 there on the streets and fight or we can just just find those things and smash them yeah 533 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,520 find those things and smash them yeah yeah i got an idea 534 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,960 yeah i got an idea so what if we get some acid some speed 535 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,440 so what if we get some acid some speed some mollies put it in their drinking 536 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,320 some mollies put it in their drinking water 537 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,080 water freak them all out we make a viral video 538 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,679 freak them all out we make a viral video you know what we could do we can get 539 00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:06,159 you know what we could do we can get bags of we light them on fire 540 00:30:06,159 --> 00:30:07,600 bags of we light them on fire and put them right out in front of their 541 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,480 and put them right out in front of their offices yeah like dog or human 542 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,110 offices yeah like dog or human oh stinking mate 543 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,640 oh stinking mate 544 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,240 hey no i'm good nope it's fine uh 545 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,159 hey no i'm good nope it's fine uh hey nance what about mia like she 546 00:30:22,159 --> 00:30:23,679 hey nance what about mia like she she's like a programmer right couldn't 547 00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:26,000 she's like a programmer right couldn't she like 548 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:37,200 that's not gonna 549 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,399 that's not gonna uh yeah yeah i'm fine 550 00:30:40,399 --> 00:30:44,159 uh yeah yeah i'm fine how's work works all right 551 00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:47,760 how's work works all right money's great starting to get a little 552 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,799 money's great starting to get a little boring though 553 00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:52,880 boring though yeah we should bring back max headroom 554 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,399 yeah we should bring back max headroom but like at my work 555 00:30:54,399 --> 00:30:58,159 but like at my work there's this dude ralph and he like 556 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,840 always 557 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,799 this looks bad they sent that 558 00:31:14,799 --> 00:31:16,640 this looks bad they sent that message to all of us 559 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,760 message to all of us me paulo louisa i've never seen anything 560 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,440 me paulo louisa i've never seen anything about any of this at work 561 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,919 about any of this at work yeah i can't get sent there my dad is 562 00:31:23,919 --> 00:31:25,919 yeah i can't get sent there my dad is gonna be so pissed and he's already like 563 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:28,640 gonna be so pissed and he's already like so paranoid 564 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,480 so paranoid my cousin summer was caught with weed 565 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,000 my cousin summer was caught with weed three years ago and he's still not 566 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,279 three years ago and he's still not allowed in the house 567 00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:35,039 allowed in the house that's a little overboard yeah totally 568 00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:37,919 that's a little overboard yeah totally overboard for you 569 00:31:37,919 --> 00:31:39,919 overboard for you i almost got so sick when i heard them 570 00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,360 i almost got so sick when i heard them call our hacks 571 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,960 call our hacks terrorist attacks on the news 572 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,959 terrorist attacks on the news 573 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,840 mia i'm worried about your mother 574 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,840 she doesn't really mean i'm worried 575 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,919 she doesn't really mean i'm worried about you too nia 576 00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:14,880 about you too nia you and i are both rebels but we know 577 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,360 you and i are both rebels but we know how to 578 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,399 how to channel that energy this stuff it's just 579 00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:19,279 channel that energy this stuff it's just crazy 580 00:32:19,279 --> 00:32:21,440 crazy yeah yeah i'm worried that your mom 581 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,480 yeah yeah i'm worried that your mom might be toxic 582 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,960 might be toxic and might hurt you emotionally or 583 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,840 and might hurt you emotionally or eventually 584 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,840 eventually physically oh god 585 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,519 physically oh god why didn't you let me just mia we want 586 00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:34,000 why didn't you let me just mia we want to guarantee the safety and security of 587 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,440 to guarantee the safety and security of all of our all of our employees i want you to consider 588 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,720 employees i want you to consider relocating 589 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,720 relocating there are state-of-the-art condos 590 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,720 there are state-of-the-art condos located in this building 591 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,760 located in this building and i reserved one for you rent free 592 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,200 and i reserved one for you rent free i don't really think that you're going 593 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,039 i don't really think that you're going to be 18 in less than a month 594 00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:51,600 to be 18 in less than a month this is an opportunity for you to be 595 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,559 this is an opportunity for you to be free 596 00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,640 free free to do whatever you want with no 597 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,320 free to do whatever you want with no negative nancy 598 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,640 negative nancy well i'll help you consider the offer 599 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,399 well i'll help you consider the offer and start packing your things 600 00:33:00,399 --> 00:33:11,840 and start packing your things i have to go be safe yeah 601 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,200 hey um we should totally get some pokey 602 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,159 hey um we should totally get some pokey tonight it's like 603 00:33:18,159 --> 00:33:21,200 tonight it's like this super dope hawaiian fish salad it's 604 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,799 this super dope hawaiian fish salad it's got like i think salmon i already got 605 00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:25,519 got like i think salmon i already got planned sam 606 00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:28,559 planned sam great yeah can we do that sure but 607 00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:31,600 great yeah can we do that sure but just so you know my dad has some really 608 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,880 just so you know my dad has some really great connections and he can get us 609 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,720 great connections and he can get us reservations at like any restaurant in 610 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,000 reservations at like any restaurant in the city so we should totally get some 611 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,760 the city so we should totally get some dinner sometime all right dude i'll 612 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,880 dinner sometime all right dude i'll catch you at work 613 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,440 catch you at work yeah uh thanks for the ride thank you 614 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,960 yeah uh thanks for the ride thank you for riding with alip 615 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:53,840 for riding with alip all righty 616 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,960 use voice commands to adjust the 617 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,720 use voice commands to adjust the temperature 618 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,159 temperature rerouting wait excuse me 619 00:34:02,159 --> 00:34:05,279 rerouting wait excuse me rerouting um please contact 620 00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:08,240 rerouting um please contact customer service customer service wrong 621 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:11,040 customer service customer service wrong direct direct this is the wrong direction error go to 622 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,960 this is the wrong direction error go to clark and lawrence 623 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,320 clark and lawrence clark and lori routing this is wrong 624 00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:21,219 oh 625 00:34:21,219 --> 00:34:24,329 oh 626 00:34:30,879 --> 00:34:35,839 let me out help 627 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:51,919 oh my god why would you do that that was 628 00:34:51,919 --> 00:34:52,240 oh my god why would you do that that was so 629 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,159 so not cool we're not sorry it's the only 630 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,159 not cool we're not sorry it's the only way we could do it 631 00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,079 way we could do it are you okay yeah i'm okay 632 00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:01,680 are you okay yeah i'm okay all those uh sparkling water that i 633 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,440 all those uh sparkling water that i think i have a mild allergy it makes my 634 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,119 think i have a mild allergy it makes my throat a little itchy so you just got a 635 00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:08,720 throat a little itchy so you just got a reg h2o just wreckage 636 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,440 hey where where bear how 637 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,320 hey where where bear how is the food that's fine tom you should 638 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,760 is the food that's fine tom you should be here for it 639 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,000 be here for it all right uh who's gonna start us off 640 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,280 all right uh who's gonna start us off today 641 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,960 today can't we get more kids to attend i mean 642 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,480 can't we get more kids to attend i mean even if they log into the damn thing for 643 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,079 even if they log into the damn thing for just like a second then we'll have more 644 00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:28,160 just like a second then we'll have more of that of that sweet sweet cash flow from the state 645 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,200 sweet sweet cash flow from the state that we can move around a little bit 646 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,400 that we can move around a little bit later it's not going to matter how much 647 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,839 later it's not going to matter how much stay cash we have 648 00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:33,839 stay cash we have if we don't focus on retention error 649 00:35:33,839 --> 00:35:36,240 if we don't focus on retention error listen if the kids aren't seeing the ads 650 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,079 listen if the kids aren't seeing the ads ain't gotta matter buddy you know 651 00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:39,920 ain't gotta matter buddy you know actually ad stops kind of a dimple on 652 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,760 actually ad stops kind of a dimple on our butt right now because 653 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,440 our butt right now because it's not letting the ads themselves play 654 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,320 it's not letting the ads themselves play why do you have ad stop on the sets 655 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,280 why do you have ad stop on the sets larry 656 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,920 larry i'm not doing it come on it's these 657 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,400 i'm not doing it come on it's these computer hackers they sit at home 658 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,839 computer hackers they sit at home and then they mess with our ad 659 00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:14,240 do you know why you're here you're here 660 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,079 do you know why you're here you're here because you can help us nia 661 00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:18,320 because you can help us nia you can help save chicago students i 662 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,599 you can help save chicago students i want to show you something 663 00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:27,500 want to show you something jamie the feed 664 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,570 jamie the feed 665 00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:36,400 what's happening look the hackers are 666 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,359 what's happening look the hackers are under control 667 00:36:37,359 --> 00:36:39,040 under control it's not a big deal you're making a 668 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,560 it's not a big deal you're making a bigger deal out of this than it needs to 669 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,040 bigger deal out of this than it needs to be 670 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,040 be we got it covered larry why don't we 671 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,720 we got it covered larry why don't we just what do you hire them 672 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,119 just what do you hire them you know like uh like the cia and that 673 00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:49,359 you know like uh like the cia and that fake chex guy like hanks and uh 674 00:36:49,359 --> 00:36:51,040 fake chex guy like hanks and uh like hangs and leo only just hangs to 675 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,119 like hangs and leo only just hangs to leo yeah 676 00:36:53,119 --> 00:36:56,240 leo yeah we've tried that um we actually have one 677 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,520 we've tried that um we actually have one that's working out really well 678 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,880 that's working out really well the other ones are 679 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,119 just more difficult have i shown you 680 00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:06,880 just more difficult have i shown you guys the alternative center 681 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,839 guys the alternative center actually 682 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,640 our names are not attached to this right 683 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:23,760 our names are not attached to this right get it off the screen there 684 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,040 get it off the screen there this is the alternative center it has 685 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,480 this is the alternative center it has one purpose 686 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,800 one purpose control a system program to understand 687 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,240 control a system program to understand rules and order 688 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,000 rules and order and the things that larry allen 689 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,599 and the things that larry allen programmed it to understand 690 00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:37,920 programmed it to understand anything outside of these rules this 691 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,920 anything outside of these rules this order this programming is considered a 692 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,640 order this programming is considered a threat 693 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,920 threat something to be eliminated erased larry 694 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,240 something to be eliminated erased larry allen will do just about anything to 695 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,320 allen will do just about anything to maintain control of schoolnet 696 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,839 maintain control of schoolnet like this 697 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,160 stop david stop the simulation 698 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,200 dang i'm sorry are you okay will you 699 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,839 dang i'm sorry are you okay will you help us help us fight the machine transform it from 700 00:38:03,839 --> 00:38:05,839 fight the machine transform it from within or will larry allen 701 00:38:05,839 --> 00:38:08,960 within or will larry allen turn you into this 702 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,119 turn you into this claire seriously lara let's uh let's 703 00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:12,400 claire seriously lara let's uh let's talk engagement all right 704 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,640 talk engagement all right it's two and a half months in and uh the 705 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,680 it's two and a half months in and uh the kids don't even know how to use the 706 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,960 kids don't even know how to use the goddamn controllers 707 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,839 goddamn controllers what's going on here look our people are 708 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,200 what's going on here look our people are working on something 709 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,680 working on something why don't you just do like pocket man 710 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,560 why don't you just do like pocket man what 711 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,400 what never pac-man it was like that game 712 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,599 never pac-man it was like that game where you went around with your phone 713 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:28,560 where you went around with your phone when you 714 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,960 when you get little critters yeah you train them 715 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,560 get little critters yeah you train them hatch them yeah 716 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,400 hatch them yeah i got to level 20 like two weeks there 717 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,920 i got to level 20 like two weeks there yeah it was addictive yeah that's good 718 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,680 yeah it was addictive yeah that's good yeah yeah it's real simple just give 719 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,359 yeah yeah it's real simple just give them something to collect and 720 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,440 them something to collect and set up those competition gyms you know 721 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,960 set up those competition gyms you know kids have to learn the controls so they 722 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,720 kids have to learn the controls so they can navigate the area 723 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,119 can navigate the area give my little things to collect and 724 00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:48,560 give my little things to collect and reward them with some 725 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,000 reward them with some yeah you're on them the coins at first 726 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,920 yeah you're on them the coins at first right free coins no problem 727 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,079 right free coins no problem coins coming with the in-app purchase 728 00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:56,079 coins coming with the in-app purchase and then you get more coins 729 00:38:56,079 --> 00:38:58,320 and then you get more coins with product purchases you can plug them 730 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,200 with product purchases you can plug them for hours yes 731 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,680 for hours yes more coins with uh chicken in your store 732 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,880 more coins with uh chicken in your store downloading your app 733 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,800 downloading your app larry you really gotta count on us for 734 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,520 larry you really gotta count on us for all the good ideas 735 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,040 it's perfect you know when i eat raw 736 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,560 it's perfect you know when i eat raw broccoli i always get a little 737 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,560 broccoli i always get a little scratchy throat does everything make 738 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,160 scratchy throat does everything make your throat scratching 739 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,599 your throat scratching i have a lot of mild allergies 740 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,560 this is only going to get worse they're 741 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,079 this is only going to get worse they're going to make a lot of money in chicago 742 00:39:26,079 --> 00:39:29,200 going to make a lot of money in chicago and then it's gonna spread oh 743 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,560 and then it's gonna spread oh god you're a bummer man well i mean 744 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,400 god you're a bummer man well i mean they're gonna ditch schoolnet if they 745 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,400 they're gonna ditch schoolnet if they can't make money off of it right 746 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,920 can't make money off of it right so we just gotta get em when everyone's 747 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,839 so we just gotta get em when everyone's watching like during that pocket man 748 00:39:39,839 --> 00:39:43,520 watching like during that pocket man thing the pocket man tournament 749 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,920 thing the pocket man tournament mia 750 00:39:54,839 --> 00:39:57,839 mia 751 00:40:03,839 --> 00:40:06,319 good morning school nethers i have an 752 00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:07,680 good morning school nethers i have an important announcement so 753 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,160 important announcement so listen good and tell your friends 754 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,920 listen good and tell your friends schoolnet is launching a new program 755 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,480 schoolnet is launching a new program called 756 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,160 called man 4 000. 757 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,359 man 4 000. get your game on asap because at the end 758 00:40:19,359 --> 00:40:20,400 get your game on asap because at the end of this week 759 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,119 of this week spoon that is hosting a pocket mad 4000 760 00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:26,480 spoon that is hosting a pocket mad 4000 tournament tournament third place receives a brand new nebula 761 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,480 third place receives a brand new nebula second place receives a year of free 762 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,760 second place receives a year of free rides through a lift 763 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,839 rides through a lift and the third place winner receives a 764 00:40:31,839 --> 00:40:33,040 and the third place winner receives a four thousand dollar 765 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,280 four thousand dollar cash prize and the comedy type of 766 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,280 cash prize and the comedy type of master 767 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:46,560 master 768 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,880 i'm stumped what was in that firmware 769 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,960 i'm stumped what was in that firmware update 770 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,839 update wouldn't you like to know 771 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:59,040 all right so this is what they got 772 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,920 oh i love pocket man why'd they have to 773 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,119 oh i love pocket man why'd they have to do pokemon like this 774 00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:05,280 do pokemon like this they destroy everything that's beautiful 775 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,880 they destroy everything that's beautiful yeah i know 776 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,079 yeah i know and here are the parts of the new 777 00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:10,880 and here are the parts of the new firmware update 778 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,520 hey wait wait wait the winner gets to do 779 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,520 hey wait wait wait the winner gets to do a victory speech if we can pirate that 780 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,079 a victory speech if we can pirate that broadcast 781 00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:17,839 broadcast we can show it to everyone yeah but 782 00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:19,680 we can show it to everyone yeah but we're totally gonna get caught 783 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,119 we're totally gonna get caught they're all worked up about kids 784 00:41:21,119 --> 00:41:23,040 they're all worked up about kids cheating because of the prizes and stuff 785 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,560 cheating because of the prizes and stuff so they've got a bunch of staff 786 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,160 so they've got a bunch of staff dedicated to making sure there's no 787 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,400 dedicated to making sure there's no funny business in the code that's all 788 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,359 funny business in the code that's all they've got 789 00:41:29,359 --> 00:41:31,520 they've got well that's still more than us nia's 790 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,599 well that's still more than us nia's gotta be in the office and that's 791 00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:37,280 gotta be in the office and that's out oh not did they get her 792 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,319 out oh not did they get her no she's just grounded you know what 793 00:41:40,319 --> 00:41:49,839 no she's just grounded you know what this that'll work 794 00:42:00,839 --> 00:42:03,839 so 795 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,880 she's so rich that's that stuff gets 796 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,560 she's so rich that's that stuff gets sold at like what is going on 797 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,400 sold at like what is going on why are there stickers like i see these 798 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,160 why are there stickers like i see these stickers everywhere they're all over my 799 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,359 stickers everywhere they're all over my cameras 800 00:42:17,359 --> 00:42:19,839 cameras it it like it makes them sharper like 801 00:42:19,839 --> 00:42:21,440 it it like it makes them sharper like when you take the sticker off 802 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,240 when you take the sticker off it like cleans the gunk for once look at 803 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,680 it like cleans the gunk for once look at you lily i never see you anymore 804 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,280 i mean we don't see this one anymore 805 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,880 i mean we don't see this one anymore because she's just too busy for the both 806 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,359 because she's just too busy for the both of us 807 00:42:31,359 --> 00:42:34,720 of us so mom can we not 808 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,960 sorry tonight is the last night to sign 809 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,440 sorry tonight is the last night to sign up for the pocket man 4000 chicago cup 810 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,960 up for the pocket man 4000 chicago cup schoolnet students will battle their way 811 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,119 schoolnet students will battle their way to the championship gym to earn fabulous 812 00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:48,319 to the championship gym to earn fabulous prizes prizes and the title of pocket master tune in 813 00:42:48,319 --> 00:42:50,480 and the title of pocket master tune in to wbn tomorrow for live coverage of the 814 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,480 to wbn tomorrow for live coverage of the citywide tournament 815 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,440 citywide tournament i've actually never seen him in real 816 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,079 i've actually never seen him in real life 817 00:42:56,079 --> 00:43:00,079 life he's just he's like cgi 818 00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:02,640 he's just he's like cgi i i mean he looks real doesn't he yeah 819 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,319 i i mean he looks real doesn't he yeah he does 820 00:43:04,319 --> 00:43:06,800 he does today is a pivotal day for schoolnet we 821 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,200 today is a pivotal day for schoolnet we have over 5 000 kids signed up for this 822 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,400 have over 5 000 kids signed up for this tournament tournament and anticipate close to half a million 823 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,040 and anticipate close to half a million people 824 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,599 people watching the results everyone is 825 00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:16,880 watching the results everyone is watching 826 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,079 watching this means we need to be vigilant any 827 00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:22,480 this means we need to be vigilant any suspicious code change or pattern needs 828 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,119 suspicious code change or pattern needs to be 829 00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:26,240 to be reported any hint of cheating hacking 830 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,720 reported any hint of cheating hacking manipulating data needs to be shut down 831 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,440 manipulating data needs to be shut down right away 832 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,480 right away anything less than perfection 833 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,880 anything less than perfection will be a failure for schoolnet and 834 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,760 will be a failure for schoolnet and could frankly 835 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,839 could frankly jeopardize this company 10 minutes to 836 00:43:37,839 --> 00:43:39,599 jeopardize this company 10 minutes to launch yo paolo you good 837 00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,200 launch yo paolo you good yep jamie 838 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,359 no what i'm just playing i'm good 839 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:49,119 no what i'm just playing i'm good we've got some great people working here 840 00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:51,280 we've got some great people working here and schoolnet is a great company 841 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,520 and schoolnet is a great company when today is over the world will 842 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,560 when today is over the world will recognize 843 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,079 recognize this is the future of education and you 844 00:43:58,079 --> 00:44:01,200 this is the future of education and you will be part of the revolution are 845 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,319 will be part of the revolution are you ready i said 846 00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:08,960 you ready i said are you ready yeah hell yeah 847 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,480 are you ready yeah hell yeah now that is more like it 848 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,520 schoolnet is proud to present the 849 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,760 schoolnet is proud to present the moments you've all been waiting for 850 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,319 moments you've all been waiting for the largest online educational 851 00:44:20,319 --> 00:44:21,440 the largest online educational tournament ever 852 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,240 tournament ever with close to 5 000 contestants all 853 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,000 with close to 5 000 contestants all battling for the title of 854 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,359 battling for the title of pocket master before we begin 855 00:44:29,359 --> 00:44:31,920 pocket master before we begin put your hands together for the ceo of 856 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,720 put your hands together for the ceo of schoolnet 857 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:37,119 schoolnet the one the only larry allen 858 00:44:37,119 --> 00:44:38,720 the one the only larry allen all right kids it's a single elimination 859 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,480 all right kids it's a single elimination tournament you've got 5 000 kids so 860 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,839 tournament you've got 5 000 kids so that'll be about 12 rounds with 861 00:44:41,839 --> 00:44:43,040 that'll be about 12 rounds with attrition and cheating 862 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,520 attrition and cheating any attempts to manipulate hack or in 863 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,280 any attempts to manipulate hack or in any way modify the code will immediately 864 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,800 any way modify the code will immediately disqualify you from the tournament 865 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,800 disqualify you from the tournament and may result in disciplinary action 866 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,960 and may result in disciplinary action because it is not fair to everyone else 867 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,839 because it is not fair to everyone else who plays 868 00:44:53,839 --> 00:44:57,760 who plays by the rules okay thanks lair 869 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,599 by the rules okay thanks lair all right you heard the man get your 870 00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:01,119 all right you heard the man get your controllers because the battle's about 871 00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:02,880 controllers because the battle's about to begin 872 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:07,040 to begin ready set 873 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:15,119 kyle you there larry what's happening 874 00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:19,760 kyle you there larry what's happening call me sir dad 875 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,040 call me sir dad call me king king king larry 876 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,000 call me king king king larry i'd rather not that is a joke kyle you 877 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,760 i'd rather not that is a joke kyle you got to get better at jokes 878 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,119 got to get better at jokes is there something he wanted to discuss 879 00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:33,680 is there something he wanted to discuss um it's i mean it's a it's a really big 880 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,760 um it's i mean it's a it's a really big day for schoolnet so i just 881 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,650 day for schoolnet so i just i think i just wanted somebody to talk 882 00:45:38,650 --> 00:45:41,739 i think i just wanted somebody to talk 883 00:45:44,839 --> 00:45:47,839 to 884 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,520 things are really hitting up in round 885 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,040 things are really hitting up in round six of the pocket man cup 886 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,240 six of the pocket man cup sponsored by schoolnet let's take a look 887 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,760 sponsored by schoolnet let's take a look at the bracket shall we we 888 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,680 at the bracket shall we we shall wow hundreds of students 889 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,920 shall wow hundreds of students eliminated in the heat of virtual battle 890 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,800 eliminated in the heat of virtual battle you remain but one will win the title of 891 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,440 you remain but one will win the title of pocket 892 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,280 pocket master a reminder 893 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,760 master a reminder if you use mods hacks cheats you will be 894 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,280 if you use mods hacks cheats you will be eliminated from the competition 895 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,560 eliminated from the competition and may face this reaction 896 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,880 and may face this reaction is anybody getting anything to stick no 897 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,319 is anybody getting anything to stick no luck on the players but i'm trying to 898 00:46:30,319 --> 00:46:31,520 luck on the players but i'm trying to patch the video through with ralph's 899 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,240 patch the video through with ralph's computer 900 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,640 computer i don't think he has the clearance yeah 901 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,640 i don't think he has the clearance yeah i did i got one to stick about 902 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,280 i did i got one to stick about three rounds ago and never mind he just 903 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,400 three rounds ago and never mind he just lost 904 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,960 lost hey luisa what if this doesn't you know 905 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,680 hey luisa what if this doesn't you know work out 906 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,079 work out it's gonna work and then there were 907 00:46:46,079 --> 00:46:48,079 it's gonna work and then there were eight this is the final hour 908 00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:57,839 eight this is the final hour who will be pocket master 909 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,800 come on home stretch 910 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,720 come on home stretch almost there stay focused 911 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,079 please could you just make this stop 912 00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:22,160 please could you just make this stop cause it's just not funny this time 913 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:38,160 cause it's just not funny this time i could lose my job please 914 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,280 i could lose my job please dead tell me something good 915 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,319 dead tell me something good hollow or very handsome young man 916 00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:45,920 hollow or very handsome young man and i just wanted to tell you that 917 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,680 and i just wanted to tell you that because he just got me and i don't want 918 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,040 because he just got me and i don't want you to be mad at me 919 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,839 you to be mad at me you still my bro yeah 920 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,440 we're down to the last moments of the 921 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,040 we're down to the last moments of the final battle kalista the red 922 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:17,839 pocket master 923 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,079 all right great job 924 00:49:30,079 --> 00:49:33,760 all right great job good work team what a day 925 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,800 good work team what a day you deserve a high five 926 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:45,839 you deserve a high five this is christ that was a joke 927 00:49:56,839 --> 00:49:59,839 um 928 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,599 as long as kids log hours we get state 929 00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:06,640 as long as kids log hours we get state funding 930 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,000 funding yes like no oversight at all the state 931 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,359 yes like no oversight at all the state doesn't have doesn't have any say in how you spend that money none 932 00:50:13,359 --> 00:50:15,520 any say in how you spend that money none that's the whole idea 933 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,079 that's the whole idea whatever schoolnet doesn't spend on kids 934 00:50:18,079 --> 00:50:19,200 whatever schoolnet doesn't spend on kids we keep 935 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,920 we keep put me in coach i'm ready to play i'm in 936 00:50:24,079 --> 00:50:27,040 kyle shut it down shut it all down shut 937 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,200 kyle shut it down shut it all down shut it down it down you'll need to increase my security 938 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,960 you'll need to increase my security clearance if you want i don't i don't 939 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,079 clearance if you want i don't i don't okay 940 00:50:32,079 --> 00:50:34,720 okay security clearance nine whatever just 941 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:40,320 security clearance nine whatever just shut it all down immediately 942 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:47,199 shut it all down immediately 943 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,480 screw this i'm not waiting around did 944 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,119 screw this i'm not waiting around did you do this i was here the whole time 945 00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:59,040 you do this i was here the whole time no you could get fired for this right or 946 00:51:06,839 --> 00:51:09,839 worse 947 00:51:20,839 --> 00:51:23,839 uh 948 00:51:26,079 --> 00:51:29,359 kyle i'm still here 949 00:51:29,359 --> 00:51:37,839 kyle i'm still here kyle they made me look like an idiot 950 00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:50,559 if anything happens to us you have to 951 00:51:50,559 --> 00:51:53,119 if anything happens to us you have to share this 952 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:01,119 oh wait wait 953 00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,839 oh wait wait dude you guys pulled it off well we 954 00:52:03,839 --> 00:52:05,280 dude you guys pulled it off well we couldn't have done it without you man 955 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:18,670 couldn't have done it without you man you're like a genius or something 956 00:52:18,670 --> 00:52:29,750 you're like a genius or something 957 00:52:44,839 --> 00:52:47,839 so 958 00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,160 hey i kind of like you oh 959 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:04,400 hey i kind of like you oh cool can i kiss you 960 00:53:11,359 --> 00:53:15,090 hey do you want to get out of here 961 00:53:15,090 --> 00:53:26,650 hey do you want to get out of here 962 00:53:40,839 --> 00:53:43,839 uh 963 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,480 what's that guy i don't know i feel like 964 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,839 what's that guy i don't know i feel like there were tons of them 965 00:53:47,839 --> 00:53:49,200 there were tons of them he looked like he was like 30 or 966 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,359 he looked like he was like 30 or something i know they were so 967 00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:53,359 something i know they were so weird i feel like i've seen him at work 968 00:53:53,359 --> 00:53:54,720 weird i feel like i've seen him at work or something really 969 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,680 or something really yeah i don't know it's so weird mom yeah 970 00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,240 yeah i don't know it's so weird mom yeah i should 971 00:53:58,240 --> 00:53:59,920 i should i should probably go right it's getting 972 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:01,680 i should probably go right it's getting kind of late i mean 973 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,599 kind of late i mean my mom's like out cold you can stay 974 00:54:05,599 --> 00:54:11,000 my mom's like out cold you can stay all right all right 975 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,079 all right all right 976 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,640 last night a chicago company was the 977 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,040 last night a chicago company was the victim of one of the largest cyber 978 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,240 victim of one of the largest cyber terror attacks 979 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:26,480 terror attacks in history it was very scary for me 980 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:30,640 in history it was very scary for me i was afraid for my life and my job 981 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,640 i was afraid for my life and my job they locked me in an office and they cut 982 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,960 they locked me in an office and they cut my hand ralph walters an employee of 983 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,480 my hand ralph walters an employee of schoolnet wasn't the only one disturbed 984 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,720 schoolnet wasn't the only one disturbed by last night's unexpected attack 985 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:41,040 by last night's unexpected attack students and parents weigh in on their 986 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,799 students and parents weigh in on their experience 987 00:54:42,799 --> 00:54:45,280 experience this whole pocket man hack thing i mean 988 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,400 this whole pocket man hack thing i mean it's not fair to us 989 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,960 it's not fair to us well it's not fair to her right but 990 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,400 well it's not fair to her right but what's right is right and they should do 991 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,799 what's right is right and they should do a do-over on this thing 992 00:54:52,799 --> 00:54:55,599 a do-over on this thing i worked so hard to be a pocket master 993 00:54:55,599 --> 00:54:57,440 i worked so hard to be a pocket master and these hackers just took it away from 994 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,160 and these hackers just took it away from me 995 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,359 me they need to be punished now 996 00:55:01,359 --> 00:55:02,799 they need to be punished now it's been a bumpy road for the new 997 00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:04,559 it's been a bumpy road for the new virtual reality company that's been 998 00:55:04,559 --> 00:55:05,440 virtual reality company that's been tasked with 999 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,640 tasked with educating chicago students but ceo larry 1000 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:09,200 educating chicago students but ceo larry allen 1001 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,839 allen seems confident in a new plan to smooth 1002 00:55:11,839 --> 00:55:14,480 seems confident in a new plan to smooth things out 1003 00:55:14,799 --> 00:55:16,480 safety and security are very important 1004 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,240 safety and security are very important to me and when i think about those 1005 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:21,040 to me and when i think about those poor kids being scared in their homes 1006 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,960 poor kids being scared in their homes and and someone using my servers to reach them 1007 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,079 someone using my servers to reach them it upsets me deeply this week we will 1008 00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:29,280 it upsets me deeply this week we will implement our new 1009 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,240 implement our new state-of-the-art alternative center 1010 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:35,280 state-of-the-art alternative center designed designed specifically to deal with these 1011 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,319 specifically to deal with these disgusting 1012 00:55:36,319 --> 00:55:39,119 disgusting cyber attacks 1013 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,400 that was some good stuff you guys did 1014 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,680 that was some good stuff you guys did you see it 1015 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,799 you see it i liked it they are a serious threat i 1016 00:55:46,799 --> 00:55:48,000 i liked it they are a serious threat i think the mayor was right when he 1017 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,480 think the mayor was right when he said that we have to shut down some 1018 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,680 said that we have to shut down some parts of the internet 1019 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,680 parts of the internet oh my god are you serious what are they 1020 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,680 oh my god are you serious what are they threatening they broke into a secure 1021 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:56,480 threatening they broke into a secure line 1022 00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,079 line that's private property oh that's what 1023 00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,079 that's private property oh that's what you're mad about are you protecting 1024 00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:02,799 you're mad about are you protecting terrorists terrorists i mean come on 1025 00:56:02,799 --> 00:56:04,240 terrorists terrorists i mean come on they showed a video 1026 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,200 they showed a video did you even see the video well i did i 1027 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,559 did you even see the video well i did i saw it saw it and you know it wasn't really scary it 1028 00:56:10,559 --> 00:56:11,920 and you know it wasn't really scary it was more just like ironic 1029 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,480 was more just like ironic or something you know schoolnet it's a 1030 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,839 or something you know schoolnet it's a big scam they caught this guy the ceo 1031 00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:20,079 big scam they caught this guy the ceo they caught him on video and he's saying 1032 00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:21,599 they caught him on video and he's saying that he doesn't give a about the 1033 00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:22,559 that he doesn't give a about the kids wearing the 1034 00:56:22,559 --> 00:56:24,319 kids wearing the headsets and they'll be drooling on 1035 00:56:24,319 --> 00:56:26,319 headsets and they'll be drooling on themselves as long as he's getting a 1036 00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:27,119 themselves as long as he's getting a paycheck 1037 00:56:27,119 --> 00:56:30,799 paycheck yeah it was pretty upsetting yeah uh 1038 00:56:30,799 --> 00:56:34,319 yeah it was pretty upsetting yeah uh y'all too much let's take my while with 1039 00:56:34,319 --> 00:56:35,119 y'all too much let's take my while with me 1040 00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:40,319 me i did you all the deal bye okay bye 1041 00:56:40,319 --> 00:56:44,960 i did you all the deal bye okay bye what's that about 1042 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,880 what's that about what are you looking for my phone have 1043 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,319 what are you looking for my phone have you seen it 1044 00:56:48,319 --> 00:56:51,440 you seen it um i don't think so come on 1045 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:55,040 um i don't think so come on do you want anything no actually yeah 1046 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:59,839 do you want anything no actually yeah can i use it to call me 1047 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:03,280 oh nevermind no 1048 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,040 oh nevermind no missed calls okay that's a surprise 1049 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,200 guys i was looking through the data from 1050 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,119 guys i was looking through the data from schoolnet privacy league 1051 00:57:13,119 --> 00:57:15,599 schoolnet privacy league and you know they can like look at the 1052 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,599 and you know they can like look at the kids habits at any time 1053 00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:19,680 kids habits at any time and collect all their data and then they 1054 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,520 and collect all their data and then they can sell it back to advertisers 1055 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,680 can sell it back to advertisers and legally that's legal yeah they can 1056 00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,200 and legally that's legal yeah they can do it completely legally and then the 1057 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,559 do it completely legally and then the most messed up part is then the 1058 00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:27,599 most messed up part is then the advertisers 1059 00:57:27,599 --> 00:57:29,920 advertisers buy ads to sell right back to those same 1060 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,000 buy ads to sell right back to those same kids it's completely screwed up oh i 1061 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,720 kids it's completely screwed up oh i know know we said we were gonna fight back these 1062 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,480 we said we were gonna fight back these are our kids and we can't let this just 1063 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,000 are our kids and we can't let this just happen to them without any 1064 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,559 happen to them without any type of fight right so what are we gonna 1065 00:57:40,559 --> 00:57:42,720 type of fight right so what are we gonna do 1066 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,359 sam what the hell why are you doing this 1067 00:57:47,359 --> 00:57:48,640 sam what the hell why are you doing this to me 1068 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,520 to me it's not fair it was so nice to you i 1069 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,319 it's not fair it was so nice to you i invite you to get 1070 00:57:52,319 --> 00:57:56,799 invite you to get shut up idiot 1071 00:57:56,799 --> 00:57:58,240 shut up idiot i wrote a poem about you that i was 1072 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,240 i wrote a poem about you that i was going to show you our first date and 1073 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,520 going to show you our first date and and i thought we had some sam i'm sorry 1074 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:07,119 and i thought we had some sam i'm sorry you you're upset we were never together 1075 00:58:07,119 --> 00:58:09,920 you you're upset we were never together yeah these friends these friends that 1076 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,040 yeah these friends these friends that you've been hanging out with these are 1077 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,799 you've been hanging out with these are terrorists what the hell bro 1078 00:58:12,799 --> 00:58:15,839 terrorists what the hell bro i'm not your bro do you know that 1079 00:58:15,839 --> 00:58:16,640 i'm not your bro do you know that they're breaking 1080 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:20,240 they're breaking the law and i don't i don't want to see 1081 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,799 the law and i don't i don't want to see you you ruin your life with them nia i care 1082 00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:25,040 ruin your life with them nia i care about you 1083 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,359 about you damn i'm sorry you're upset no you're 1084 00:58:27,359 --> 00:58:29,040 damn i'm sorry you're upset no you're not 1085 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,720 not do you need anything like water or 1086 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,640 do you need anything like water or something i don't want anything to drink 1087 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,839 something i don't want anything to drink i just want 1088 00:58:34,839 --> 00:58:37,839 i just want you 1089 00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:51,440 oh yeah this is so stupid 1090 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,280 oh yeah this is so stupid no it's funny yeah hey don't worry 1091 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,920 no it's funny yeah hey don't worry i'm on it 1092 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:05,839 ah yeah do it 1093 00:59:06,799 --> 00:59:18,240 all right here we go 1094 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,000 all right here we go sam wait 1095 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,440 sam wait what look i'm so 1096 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,040 what look i'm so sorry i just it's 1097 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,400 sorry i just it's look i'm sorry too i'm sure there's a 1098 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,119 look i'm sorry too i'm sure there's a lot of girls that want to be with you 1099 00:59:35,119 --> 00:59:38,000 lot of girls that want to be with you like who i don't know i mean 1100 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,200 like who i don't know i mean 1101 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:43,440 you're funny and 1102 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,680 you got money and you're cute 1103 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,760 you got money and you're cute thank you so much for saying that i just 1104 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,000 thank you so much for saying that i just i don't know i really like being your 1105 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,440 i don't know i really like being your friend sam 1106 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,760 friend sam but you can't run us out okay those are 1107 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,119 but you can't run us out okay those are my friends too and if 1108 00:59:59,119 --> 01:00:01,440 my friends too and if larry allen finds out we're all gonna be 1109 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,200 larry allen finds out we're all gonna be sent to those alternative centers 1110 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,760 sent to those alternative centers okay no i know i'm i'm good i promise i 1111 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:06,319 okay no i know i'm i'm good i promise i won't 1112 01:00:06,319 --> 01:00:09,680 won't say a word i mean my dad tells me that 1113 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,920 say a word i mean my dad tells me that larry allen's got some of his own shady 1114 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,319 larry allen's got some of his own shady stuff going on anyway so don't worry 1115 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:15,040 stuff going on anyway so don't worry about it okay 1116 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:29,839 about it okay okay thanks sam 1117 01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:42,480 larry is this a bad time and 1118 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,960 larry is this a bad time and no we might have a lead on the pocket 1119 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:45,920 no we might have a lead on the pocket man hack 1120 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,160 man hack nothing is verified but it seems 1121 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,359 nothing is verified but it seems promising 1122 01:00:49,359 --> 01:00:57,839 promising really hmm 1123 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,440 i usually like to get a burrito sandwich 1124 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,040 i usually like to get a burrito sandwich but i don't like plantains so i'll 1125 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,440 but i don't like plantains so i'll just make them put bread on it instead 1126 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,160 just make them put bread on it instead of the 1127 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,079 of the plantation bread because i don't like 1128 01:01:18,079 --> 01:01:20,960 plantation bread because i don't like the plantains because 1129 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:26,000 gross that's what i eat oh yeah okay 1130 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,160 gross that's what i eat oh yeah okay hey isn't she pretty guys you see her 1131 01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,119 hey isn't she pretty guys you see her she's so pretty you got everything mom 1132 01:01:33,119 --> 01:01:37,760 she's so pretty you got everything mom you know what you know what she works for schoolnet she's a devil 1133 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,680 she works for schoolnet she's a devil she's like the devil hey nancy you're 1134 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,520 she's like the devil hey nancy you're free to go 1135 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:53,839 free to go mom come on 1136 01:02:00,559 --> 01:02:04,799 i'm sorry nina i'm sorry 1137 01:02:04,799 --> 01:02:08,640 i'm sorry nina i'm sorry it's really not the end of the world mom 1138 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,280 it's really not the end of the world mom i don't mean just about tonight i just 1139 01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:16,720 i don't mean just about tonight i just mean mean all of it i'm a horrible person 1140 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,760 all of it i'm a horrible person all i do is i drink and then i complain 1141 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,240 all i do is i drink and then i complain and i 1142 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,839 and i drink and i can play 1143 01:02:23,839 --> 01:02:27,359 drink and i can play and then i light bags of on fire um 1144 01:02:27,359 --> 01:02:31,119 and then i light bags of on fire um no it was true that's all i do 1145 01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:34,160 no it was true that's all i do i don't know i mean i loved 1146 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,319 i don't know i mean i loved teaching even though those kids are like 1147 01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:41,599 teaching even though those kids are like horrible sociopaths but i i still i love 1148 01:02:41,599 --> 01:02:43,839 horrible sociopaths but i i still i love that but i miss that 1149 01:02:43,839 --> 01:02:46,480 that but i miss that now what am i supposed to do i don't 1150 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,880 now what am i supposed to do i don't even know what to do with myself 1151 01:02:51,359 --> 01:02:55,920 i don't know what to do with myself 1152 01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:03,839 i'm so sorry i said you 1153 01:03:25,359 --> 01:03:28,079 hi um my name is lily i don't know 1154 01:03:28,079 --> 01:03:29,440 hi um my name is lily i don't know what's happening but if you can't please 1155 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,160 what's happening but if you can't please help 1156 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,839 help please help just hope i didn't do 1157 01:03:31,839 --> 01:03:33,520 please help just hope i didn't do anything wrong i haven't done anything 1158 01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,039 anything wrong i haven't done anything wrong i haven't done anything wrong 1159 01:03:35,039 --> 01:03:38,799 wrong i haven't done anything wrong i didn't do anything wrong i don't 1160 01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:45,839 deserve 1161 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,680 schoolnet is the largest education 1162 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:23,359 schoolnet is the largest education provider in chicago 1163 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:24,799 provider in chicago serving some of the city's most 1164 01:04:24,799 --> 01:04:27,039 serving some of the city's most vulnerable students it is also the 1165 01:04:27,039 --> 01:04:29,039 vulnerable students it is also the target of several large-scale cyber 1166 01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:31,520 target of several large-scale cyber attacks 1167 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,839 the criminals responsible for this cyber 1168 01:04:33,839 --> 01:04:35,920 the criminals responsible for this cyber terrorism remained at large 1169 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:41,280 terrorism remained at large until today 1170 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,680 until today sam 1171 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:52,240 nancy nancy it's me is everything okay 1172 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:55,359 nancy nancy it's me is everything okay i need you to get my daughter lily 1173 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:58,880 i need you to get my daughter lily i'm in tsa right now he's yeah well i'm 1174 01:04:58,880 --> 01:04:59,839 i'm in tsa right now he's yeah well i'm on it 1175 01:04:59,839 --> 01:05:09,280 on it don't even worry about it okay 1176 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,319 don't even worry about it okay please leave your message 1177 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:22,240 welcome to the alternative center be 1178 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,039 welcome to the alternative center be safe 1179 01:05:23,039 --> 01:05:26,240 safe be productive be better you sure get up 1180 01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:29,280 be productive be better you sure get up you're coming with me 1181 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,480 oh hey too much welcome to the 1182 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,079 oh hey too much welcome to the alternative center 1183 01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:40,559 alternative center be safe be productive be better 1184 01:05:40,559 --> 01:05:43,680 be safe be productive be better you know what this is right 1185 01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,880 yes it take 1186 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:51,839 hey lily 1187 01:05:52,799 --> 01:05:54,960 hey don't look so down you'll be out of 1188 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,160 hey don't look so down you'll be out of here in no time 1189 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,079 here in no time just read these words back to me okay 1190 01:05:58,079 --> 01:05:59,920 just read these words back to me okay and we'll even reduce your alternative 1191 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,039 and we'll even reduce your alternative sentence by half 1192 01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:03,039 sentence by half now how about a lawyer can i get a 1193 01:06:03,039 --> 01:06:04,799 now how about a lawyer can i get a lawyer actually no 1194 01:06:04,799 --> 01:06:06,960 lawyer actually no you can't see a lawyer you can only see 1195 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,799 you can't see a lawyer you can only see parents who can determine the best route 1196 01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:09,839 parents who can determine the best route for legal help 1197 01:06:09,839 --> 01:06:11,839 for legal help but unfortunately yours are currently 1198 01:06:11,839 --> 01:06:14,160 but unfortunately yours are currently having trouble in airport security 1199 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,480 having trouble in airport security seems that they have connections to a 1200 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,440 seems that they have connections to a cyber terrorist organization 1201 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,920 cyber terrorist organization you can't do that oh really i can't 1202 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:23,760 you can't do that oh really i can't question a cyber terrorist 1203 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,319 question a cyber terrorist look you were offered a carrot now 1204 01:06:26,319 --> 01:06:27,839 look you were offered a carrot now you're getting the stick 1205 01:06:27,839 --> 01:06:30,079 you're getting the stick this is your last chance if you care 1206 01:06:30,079 --> 01:06:32,160 this is your last chance if you care about your friends and your family you 1207 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,280 about your friends and your family you were going to fess up 1208 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,039 were going to fess up and tell me everything that went down 1209 01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:38,319 and tell me everything that went down and everyone that was involved 1210 01:06:38,319 --> 01:06:47,839 and everyone that was involved i don't know what you're talking about 1211 01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:54,960 is closing in five minutes please exit 1212 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,000 is closing in five minutes please exit the building 1213 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,839 the building yo so i was peeping i was on ebay i saw 1214 01:06:57,839 --> 01:06:59,680 yo so i was peeping i was on ebay i saw this like this bmx bike 1215 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,839 this like this bmx bike yeah 500 i was thinking like you and me 1216 01:07:01,839 --> 01:07:03,920 yeah 500 i was thinking like you and me both throw 250 we could split it on 1217 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:04,720 both throw 250 we could split it on weekends 1218 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,119 weekends like like every saturday and sunday and 1219 01:07:07,119 --> 01:07:08,480 like like every saturday and sunday and then you take it the next saturday and 1220 01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,680 then you take it the next saturday and sunday what do you think 1221 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:14,000 sunday what do you think i'm getting i'm cool to get paid 1222 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,400 i'm getting i'm cool to get paid back off what do you think you're doing 1223 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,000 back off what do you think you're doing ian it's cool bro this is this is my 1224 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,359 ian it's cool bro this is this is my best friend nia i was telling you best 1225 01:07:19,359 --> 01:07:20,799 best friend nia i was telling you best friends 1226 01:07:20,799 --> 01:07:24,079 friends yeah bro i told you we're tight as heck 1227 01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:26,880 yeah bro i told you we're tight as heck look like your best friend she's can you 1228 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,000 look like your best friend she's can you just give us a moment bro 1229 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,400 just give us a moment bro i'll text you about the bmx bike okay 1230 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,240 i'll text you about the bmx bike okay whatever man 1231 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,160 whatever man i'm in by the way so sorry you weren't 1232 01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:37,039 i'm in by the way so sorry you weren't supposed to talk about that 1233 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,640 you promised i i i 1234 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,599 you promised i i i didn't you jealous little child just 1235 01:07:43,599 --> 01:07:45,280 didn't you jealous little child just because i like someone else doesn't mean 1236 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,760 because i like someone else doesn't mean you can throw them in jail 1237 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:51,520 you can throw them in jail yeah i i didn't i didn't say 1238 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,559 yeah i i didn't i didn't say anything you little rat 1239 01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:57,680 anything you little rat you cowardly little rap stop 1240 01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:00,720 you cowardly little rap stop crying i can't i hate you everything 1241 01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:01,760 crying i can't i hate you everything alright you're saying 1242 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:05,920 alright you're saying no she just broke my heart 1243 01:08:07,839 --> 01:08:12,160 all right yeah i swear to god i did not 1244 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,160 all right yeah i swear to god i did not tell them anything okay i wouldn't do 1245 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,839 tell them anything okay i wouldn't do that to you 1246 01:08:15,839 --> 01:08:18,480 that to you i just had the worst week i mean my card 1247 01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,640 i just had the worst week i mean my card stopped working in my nebula 1248 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:25,040 stopped working in my nebula and my dad has been like so distant even 1249 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,040 i'm here for uh lily asher to pick her 1250 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,759 i'm here for uh lily asher to pick her up up um her dad told me to come and get her 1251 01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:43,120 um her dad told me to come and get her he's on vacation 1252 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,839 he's on vacation um but he told me to come and i'm sorry 1253 01:08:45,839 --> 01:08:46,640 um but he told me to come and i'm sorry man but 1254 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,279 man but we can't release lily at this time is it 1255 01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:52,880 we can't release lily at this time is it a fine a fine is that is that it i'll pay what is it 1256 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:53,520 is that is that it i'll pay what is it no 1257 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,600 no no what if you don't let me see her i'm 1258 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,199 no what if you don't let me see her i'm her temporary guardian 1259 01:08:57,199 --> 01:08:59,520 her temporary guardian okay i'm responsible and her father told 1260 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,319 okay i'm responsible and her father told me to come here 1261 01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:02,880 me to come here no you know what i'm gonna do i am gonna 1262 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,239 no you know what i'm gonna do i am gonna take your picture 1263 01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:06,400 take your picture and i'm gonna post it all over the 1264 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,199 and i'm gonna post it all over the internet and i'm gonna say that this man 1265 01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:11,679 internet and i'm gonna say that this man steals people's children and locks them 1266 01:09:11,679 --> 01:09:13,279 steals people's children and locks them in the basement and does weird things to 1267 01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:15,199 in the basement and does weird things to them 1268 01:09:15,199 --> 01:09:18,799 them oh lily i'm okay 1269 01:09:18,799 --> 01:09:22,159 oh lily i'm okay i mean how can i help you 1270 01:09:22,159 --> 01:09:34,560 i mean how can i help you maybe i've got something bike again 1271 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,679 maybe i've got something bike again why aren't you wearing your glasses you 1272 01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:38,719 why aren't you wearing your glasses you should be wearing these 1273 01:09:38,719 --> 01:09:40,960 should be wearing these you know because your headaches if you 1274 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,000 you know because your headaches if you put them on 1275 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,920 put them on and leave them on and wear them all the 1276 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,520 and leave them on and wear them all the time you won't get your headache and 1277 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,880 time you won't get your headache and then you can keep an eye on what they're 1278 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,480 then you can keep an eye on what they're doing 1279 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:51,520 doing all right time's up 1280 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,159 what are uh what are these oh i brought 1281 01:09:56,159 --> 01:09:57,120 what are uh what are these oh i brought her her glasses 1282 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,040 her her glasses because um she gets migraines so if she 1283 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,480 because um she gets migraines so if she doesn't wear them all the time she's 1284 01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:02,480 doesn't wear them all the time she's gonna get sick and puke and it's going 1285 01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:03,440 gonna get sick and puke and it's going to be disgusting 1286 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:05,280 to be disgusting thanks mrs anderson welcome to the 1287 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,880 thanks mrs anderson welcome to the alternative center 1288 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,440 alternative center be safe 1289 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,520 kyle do we know where nia is we think 1290 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,800 kyle do we know where nia is we think this is her 1291 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,480 this is her it looks like she's with sam 1292 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,440 anonymous to receive an officer is on 1293 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:45,840 anonymous to receive an officer is on the way 1294 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:51,199 do you have a computer lab here yeah 1295 01:10:51,199 --> 01:10:52,640 do you have a computer lab here yeah which kind 1296 01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:58,159 which kind any kind just what's the closest one 1297 01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:13,840 any kind just what's the closest one last time 1298 01:11:54,239 --> 01:11:56,320 it's too much thank you for riding with 1299 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,360 it's too much thank you for riding with a lift 1300 01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:01,040 a lift you will reach your destination in 10 1301 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,840 minutes 1302 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,240 law enforcement 1303 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:26,330 law enforcement 1304 01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:30,480 okay give me your clothes come on 1305 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:37,840 okay give me your clothes come on go do it come on do it 1306 01:12:45,679 --> 01:12:48,640 this is bro you look great you 1307 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:49,360 this is bro you look great you should probably go 1308 01:12:49,360 --> 01:13:05,840 should probably go yeah okay 1309 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:19,840 um 1310 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:37,280 we are around 400 000 over our security 1311 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,239 we are around 400 000 over our security budget 1312 01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:41,920 budget yes that's fine and they'll be expecting 1313 01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:47,199 yes that's fine and they'll be expecting a quarterly report 1314 01:13:47,199 --> 01:13:51,600 a quarterly report whoa that's the alternative center 1315 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:56,880 hang on nope nope the specialty singer 1316 01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:00,730 hang on nope nope the specialty singer i'll sing it all for you 1317 01:14:00,730 --> 01:14:03,840 i'll sing it all for you 1318 01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,960 oh oh my god i used to speak to my 1319 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,040 oh oh my god i used to speak to my parents i used to speak to a lawyer both 1320 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,719 parents i used to speak to a lawyer both very reasonable requests and i haven't 1321 01:14:16,719 --> 01:14:17,840 very reasonable requests and i haven't gotten to do either 1322 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:20,320 gotten to do either we've been here for five days yeah when 1323 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,640 we've been here for five days yeah when we're going to leave 1324 01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,640 we're going to leave water they took our phones so we took 1325 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,960 water they took our phones so we took our clothes i'm wearing 1326 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:30,880 our clothes i'm wearing what's that file i don't know 1327 01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:35,360 in the early 1900s started using 1328 01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:36,159 in the early 1900s started using machines and 1329 01:14:36,159 --> 01:14:37,840 machines and fired skilled workers so they could make 1330 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,920 fired skilled workers so they could make more money they hired cheap laborers 1331 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,440 more money they hired cheap laborers like vulnerable migrant women and 1332 01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:42,080 like vulnerable migrant women and children 1333 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,920 children like 12 year old kids who work in 1334 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,520 like 12 year old kids who work in dangerous conditions for barely any 1335 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:46,080 dangerous conditions for barely any money 1336 01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,040 money a lot of them died 1337 01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,880 how many one in three 1338 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,719 how many one in three actually one in three died before the 1339 01:14:54,719 --> 01:14:57,520 actually one in three died before the age of 25 1340 01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,000 this is so stupid then everyone got 1341 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,920 this is so stupid then everyone got pissed angry and they took to the 1342 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:02,640 pissed angry and they took to the streets 1343 01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,400 streets they demanded bread for survival and 1344 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,000 they demanded bread for survival and roses for respect they just wanted to 1345 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,640 roses for respect they just wanted to matter matter factory owners left the machines running 1346 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:10,239 factory owners left the machines running to try to trick people into thinking 1347 01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:11,360 to try to trick people into thinking everything was cool 1348 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,199 everything was cool even without the workers but people 1349 01:15:13,199 --> 01:15:14,480 even without the workers but people aren't dumb so 1350 01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:17,360 aren't dumb so they asked for schools like for kids 1351 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,320 they asked for schools like for kids they asked for 1352 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,239 they asked for a safer workplace and then they asked 1353 01:15:20,239 --> 01:15:21,679 a safer workplace and then they asked for like um 1354 01:15:21,679 --> 01:15:25,840 for like um like cash and they got it 1355 01:15:29,199 --> 01:15:31,040 gary allen is letting machines run and 1356 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,040 gary allen is letting machines run and pretending like everything's cool 1357 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,760 pretending like everything's cool everything's not cool our parents can't 1358 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:36,800 everything's not cool our parents can't get jobs and 1359 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,239 get jobs and we can't go to good schools and it's 1360 01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:39,840 we can't go to good schools and it's just hard to survive so me and my 1361 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:40,719 just hard to survive so me and my friends 1362 01:15:40,719 --> 01:15:43,040 friends decided to do something about it and 1363 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,320 decided to do something about it and probably get caught 1364 01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,719 probably get caught and put in the alternative center and if 1365 01:15:46,719 --> 01:15:48,159 and put in the alternative center and if i'm seeing this well then 1366 01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:52,400 i'm seeing this well then yeah i'm stuck but you're not if enough 1367 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:53,920 yeah i'm stuck but you're not if enough people share this video 1368 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,960 people share this video and change their profile picture to brad 1369 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:59,920 and change their profile picture to brad and roses then maybe larry allen will 1370 01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:00,880 and roses then maybe larry allen will cave 1371 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,920 cave like that textiles dude and maybe things 1372 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,520 like that textiles dude and maybe things will get a little less shitty for 1373 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,840 will get a little less shitty for everyone 1374 01:16:08,159 --> 01:16:09,840 this is never gonna work what the hell 1375 01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:12,640 this is never gonna work what the hell was she thinking 1376 01:16:18,239 --> 01:16:19,840 why do you still have this on this is 1377 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:35,840 why do you still have this on this is how they're tracking us 1378 01:16:43,199 --> 01:16:48,080 get off of me guys please help 1379 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,000 get off of me guys please help is sure if you're watching this you know 1380 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,199 is sure if you're watching this you know this isn't right 1381 01:16:51,199 --> 01:16:54,719 this isn't right please please have enough 1382 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:01,920 all right hang on let me try let me try 1383 01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,960 all right hang on let me try let me try get off 1384 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,000 get off don't put your hands on me get off ow 1385 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:10,229 don't put your hands on me get off ow ow ow 1386 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,000 lily i'll keep this brief schools are 1387 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,920 lily i'll keep this brief schools are supposed to be safe places for kids if 1388 01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:17,679 supposed to be safe places for kids if school is online then that network 1389 01:17:17,679 --> 01:17:19,920 school is online then that network needs to be secure you understand that 1390 01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,120 needs to be secure you understand that correct 1391 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,080 correct no i'm a kid i just got sprayed in the 1392 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,840 no i'm a kid i just got sprayed in the face by a grown ass man 1393 01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:28,560 face by a grown ass man how can you pretend to keep kids safe i 1394 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,080 how can you pretend to keep kids safe i am correcting your behavior 1395 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:33,199 am correcting your behavior because it's dangerous and threatening 1396 01:17:33,199 --> 01:17:35,440 because it's dangerous and threatening threatening to who who am i threatening 1397 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:36,960 threatening to who who am i threatening who am i hurting 1398 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,239 who am i hurting we are still having security breaches 1399 01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:42,239 we are still having security breaches and this is threatening the innocent 1400 01:17:42,239 --> 01:17:44,640 and this is threatening the innocent kids that use schoolnet you need to tell 1401 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,159 kids that use schoolnet you need to tell me everything you know where things are 1402 01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:47,600 me everything you know where things are going to keep getting worse 1403 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,800 going to keep getting worse for you your friends and your father 1404 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:53,440 for you your friends and your father you coward you're just a scared little 1405 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:55,199 you coward you're just a scared little man aren't you 1406 01:17:55,199 --> 01:17:58,480 man aren't you yeah you threaten a bunch of kids so 1407 01:17:58,480 --> 01:17:59,520 yeah you threaten a bunch of kids so that makes you feel 1408 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,400 that makes you feel tough makes you feel big every hour i'm 1409 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:03,120 tough makes you feel big every hour i'm in here 1410 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,920 in here it costs my company a thousand dollars 1411 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,400 it costs my company a thousand dollars an hour 1412 01:18:08,719 --> 01:18:12,880 three thousand your cost for every hour 1413 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,239 three thousand your cost for every hour i'm in here 1414 01:18:14,239 --> 01:18:17,520 i'm in here i'm trying very hard to stay composed 1415 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,159 i'm trying very hard to stay composed i just want my 1416 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:27,840 two are leg 1417 01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,840 officers 1418 01:18:57,520 --> 01:19:01,600 sam look oh that's awesome 1419 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:04,400 sam look oh that's awesome but i don't see the filter or the video 1420 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,360 but i don't see the filter or the video anymore 1421 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:09,840 anymore hmm all right 1422 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,850 hmm 1423 01:19:36,850 --> 01:19:43,350 hmm 1424 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:49,679 oh what 1425 01:19:49,679 --> 01:19:52,080 oh what just hang on just give it a second give 1426 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:57,120 just hang on just give it a second give it a second it a second why why why 1427 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,840 what 1428 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:19,840 i want to destroy 1429 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:33,840 i think so oh my god 1430 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,840 okay 1431 01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:02,800 bread and roses bread and roses 1432 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:14,000 bread and roses bread and roses red red 1433 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:29,840 red red red and roses red red 1434 01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:11,840 it's not it's not responding 1435 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:25,770 is 1436 01:22:25,770 --> 01:22:31,459 is 1437 01:22:38,159 --> 01:22:41,600 it's over nia no it is 1438 01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:44,960 it's over nia no it is over anything you've ever done any video 1439 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:48,000 over anything you've ever done any video any photo anything you've ever posted 1440 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,880 any photo anything you've ever posted is gone any trace of your existence is 1441 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,080 is gone any trace of your existence is gone everything is 1442 01:22:52,080 --> 01:23:07,840 gone everything is gone you don't exist 1443 01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:21,840 larry i'm going to take things from here 1444 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:35,840 uh 1445 01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:49,840 sam listen to me 1446 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:17,040 law enforcement has surrounded 1447 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:31,840 this is the police 1448 01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,360 please change into your original 1449 01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:37,440 please change into your original clothing and leave the facility 1450 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:41,199 clothing and leave the facility we have arranged for your transportation 1451 01:24:41,199 --> 01:24:42,880 we have arranged for your transportation please change into your original 1452 01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:44,960 please change into your original clothing and leave the facility 1453 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:59,840 clothing and leave the facility we have arranged for your transportation 1454 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:12,330 she hasn't gone back to me yet 1455 01:25:12,330 --> 01:25:13,520 she hasn't gone back to me yet 1456 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:17,199 um kyle what's going on here larry 1457 01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:20,080 um kyle what's going on here larry you're being removed from schoolnet 1458 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:22,639 you're being removed from schoolnet removed 1459 01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:25,920 removed i but i am schoolnet i have the same 1460 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,760 i but i am schoolnet i have the same level of security clearance as you 1461 01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:29,440 level of security clearance as you and our shareholders agreed that this is 1462 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:31,600 and our shareholders agreed that this is the best move for the company 1463 01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:33,760 the best move for the company larry you are receiving a 20 million 1464 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,120 larry you are receiving a 20 million retirement package 1465 01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:37,040 retirement package and you will have no association or 1466 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,440 and you will have no association or claim to schoolnet 1467 01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:41,679 claim to schoolnet kyle we can still talk his friends 1468 01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:42,560 kyle we can still talk his friends though right 1469 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:46,159 though right i'm sorry larry kyle 1470 01:25:46,159 --> 01:25:48,870 i'm sorry larry kyle goodbye larry kyle 1471 01:25:48,870 --> 01:25:51,979 goodbye larry kyle 1472 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,400 kyle 1473 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,719 kyle kyle 1474 01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:03,199 hey mia you want some baklava this stuff 1475 01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,719 hey mia you want some baklava this stuff is so good it's got like these thin 1476 01:26:04,719 --> 01:26:07,040 is so good it's got like these thin layers of phyllo dough with 1477 01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,520 layers of phyllo dough with little thanks do you know why not oh hey 1478 01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:10,320 little thanks do you know why not oh hey dad hi 1479 01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,679 dad hi sam oh good you're having some of the 1480 01:26:11,679 --> 01:26:13,360 sam oh good you're having some of the pastry and did you offer some naniya 1481 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,239 pastry and did you offer some naniya yeah of course but 1482 01:26:14,239 --> 01:26:17,360 yeah of course but she said no okay 1483 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,600 nice to meet you um i don't mean to be 1484 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:21,440 nice to meet you um i don't mean to be rude um you're not being rude 1485 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:25,120 rude um you're not being rude it's over you won have a seat 1486 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,440 it's over you won have a seat my dad's taking over as ceo of schoolnet 1487 01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:28,880 my dad's taking over as ceo of schoolnet larry allen's ass is out of there and 1488 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,000 larry allen's ass is out of there and the alt center's done 1489 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:33,120 the alt center's done red tap right kid nia the protest in a 1490 01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:34,159 red tap right kid nia the protest in a powerful message 1491 01:26:34,159 --> 01:26:36,000 powerful message and you seem to have emerged as their 1492 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,159 and you seem to have emerged as their leader so you are the type of people 1493 01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:40,320 leader so you are the type of people that we want 1494 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,600 that we want we need at school now so 1495 01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,120 we need at school now so how would you like to take over for me 1496 01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:47,120 how would you like to take over for me as new cto you would be 1497 01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:50,159 as new cto you would be the youngest cto to ever work at a 1498 01:26:50,159 --> 01:26:52,719 the youngest cto to ever work at a company this big like ever 1499 01:26:52,719 --> 01:26:54,320 company this big like ever you know what a cto is right it's the 1500 01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:56,719 you know what a cto is right it's the chief tech i know what a cto is sam 1501 01:26:56,719 --> 01:26:58,000 chief tech i know what a cto is sam if you'd like to be involved in the 1502 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,639 if you'd like to be involved in the future of education forming its path 1503 01:27:00,639 --> 01:27:02,000 future of education forming its path and this is the type of thing you should 1504 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:04,000 and this is the type of thing you should give serious thought to i'd offer to the 1505 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,040 give serious thought to i'd offer to the boy but he's 1506 01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,760 boy but he's well i'll give you some time to think 1507 01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:08,480 well i'll give you some time to think about it 1508 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:10,000 about it feel free to have some pastry it's 1509 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,080 feel free to have some pastry it's really quite good 1510 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:13,679 really quite good about it so it's got like this honey 1511 01:27:13,679 --> 01:27:15,600 about it so it's got like this honey like sauce thing on it and then inside 1512 01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:16,239 like sauce thing on it and then inside there's like 1513 01:27:16,239 --> 01:27:18,639 there's like like walnuts and pistachios and my dad 1514 01:27:18,639 --> 01:27:20,000 like walnuts and pistachios and my dad actually knows the guy who works like a 1515 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,239 actually knows the guy who works like a couple couple at the restroom and he gives him like an 1516 01:27:22,239 --> 01:27:23,920 at the restroom and he gives him like an extra free piece every time 1517 01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:27,520 extra free piece every time that's so cool and so like what is up 1518 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,600 that's so cool and so like what is up kids my name is sam bosinski 1519 01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:32,080 kids my name is sam bosinski and i'm so freaking stoked to announce 1520 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,920 and i'm so freaking stoked to announce that i will be accepting the position 1521 01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:37,360 that i will be accepting the position of cto at schoolnet also 1522 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:39,920 of cto at schoolnet also dad i want to address you personally i 1523 01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:40,719 dad i want to address you personally i am so 1524 01:27:40,719 --> 01:27:43,040 am so stoked and proud of you for locking down 1525 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:46,000 stoked and proud of you for locking down that position of ceo at school now so as 1526 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,080 that position of ceo at school now so as you can tell you can tell the bazinski boys are going to be 1527 01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:49,760 the bazinski boys are going to be bringing a lot of new changes to the 1528 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,040 bringing a lot of new changes to the company and things are going to start to 1529 01:27:51,040 --> 01:28:01,840 company and things are going to start to look a lot more dope around here 1530 01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:21,920 you146468

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