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(wind blows)

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(ghostly music)

(spooky music continues)

(thunder crashes)

Well, well, well.

It looks like we have
an unexpected visitor.

Oh, how exciting.

How ever did you manage to get in here?

You naughty little thing.

Didn't anyone ever tell you that curiosity

killed the cat? (Thunder crashes)

(thunder rumbling)

Well, now that you're here,

I'm afraid you're really in for it.

(Swanthula laughing)

You see the doorway that
you just walked into

is a doorway that you can't walk out of.

It's the doorway to the underworld.

(Boulet brothers laughing)

The only way in for most people is to die,

but regardless of how you
entered, there really is no exit.

So you might as well get comfortable.

Because you're going to be here

for a long, long, long time.

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

Oh, don't cry darling.

There really is an upside

to this misfortunate little mishap.

We are just about to start a new game.

And it looks like you are
going to have the honor

of being our star spectator,

the one and only witness to
a true clash of the Titans.

(ominous music)

Trapped here among us are the spirits

of some of the most powerful drag monsters

that have ever graced our silver screens.

While each of them met
their untimely deaths

competing for the crown of Dragula,

we feel there's still a lot more fight

trapped in their rotten little bones.

And we think it's high time we find out

who's the best of the best.

The most monstrous and the most powerful.

The filthiest and the most fabulous.

The true Titan of Dragula.

Oh look, the coffins are
being dragged into the arena.

Our monsters are about
to slither into action.

I think it's time we take a closer look

and let the games officially... begin.

(ominous choir sings)

(screaming)

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™ª Dragula Theme Music ♪

♪ Filth ♪

♪ Horror ♪

♪ Glamour ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She's a killer ♪

♪ Queen ♪

♪ Dragula. ™ª

♪ She'll make you ♪

♪ Scream ♪

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

[Swanthula] The winner
of the Boulet Brothers.

Dragula Titans will headline the upcoming.

Dragula World tour.

Receive a $100,000 grand prize,

courtesy of us,

and the title of Dragula.

The world's next drag Super monster.

™ª Drag, drag, drag, drag ♪

♪ Dragula. ™ª (screaming)

(thunder rumbles) (bell tolls)

(thunder rumbling continues)

(thunder rumbles)

(thunder rumbles)

(thunder rumbles)

(choir sings in Latin) (coffin creaks)

(choir continues singing)

(upbeat music starts)

(sexy electronic music)

I'm Koco Caine from the Boulet Brothers.

Dragula season four.

I think I was brought back
because my time on the season was

cut too short.

I feel like I came alive towards
the end of my season so I'm

really excited to show the
world who Koco Caine really is.

My goal on the season is
to be easier to work with

I suppose. I can assure you
that that delivery was not as

kind as you think it was.

But also show you how sickening I am.

I hope to prove and show
the world that versatility

and professionalism comes
in many different forms.

(music clangs)

(upbeat music)

Meow. Okay, hmm.

New boudoir, who this?

Surprise, surprise. For
the first time in forever

I'm the first person in the
room. It looks sickening.

I'm here to win a hundred thousand dollars

and nothing is gonna stand in my way

no matter who walks through that door.

(lightning crashes)

(metronome clicking) (organ music)

(clicking continues)

(ominous wind blows)

I'm Melissa Be fierce
from the Boulet Brothers.

Dragula season one.

I didn't expect what was
gonna come from season one.

I got attacked left and right
up and down on my season.

- Its my litter, bitch.
- Woo!

I feel like this time
around I have to like really

show people why the fuck
they brought me back.

This season I'm planning to
do a lot of different stuff

that I didn't get to do on season one

and I have a lot of tricks up my sleeves.

Baby, the competitors should
be definitely a hundred percent

worried about me.

(grunting)

You know what bitch, you are
always trying to fucking come

for somebody all the motherfuckin' time.

I'm not gonna stay quiet.

I'm always gonna speak my mind.

Periodt.

What's up?

Well, well well.

Oh well, well.

Now Melissa was known for that

fierce tongue on her season.

I think I wanna be on her good side.

[Melissa] I don't know
what to expect from Koco.

That bitch is feisty as fuck

and I don't know if
we're gonna be friends,

we're gonna be enemies?

Only time will tell who fucking knows.

Girl, this is an upgrade
from season one for me.

I remember exactly what season you from.

I hope they ready for it.

Oh no honey,

they better be ready 'cause
I'm ready to turn out

- this muthafuckin' game.
- Okay,

We gonna see.

We gonna see about you too bitch.

I saw you in your season.

Oh honey.

(lightning crashes)

I'm Evah Destruction.

I'm from the Boulet Brothers'

Dragula season three and
I'm back with a vengeance.

My performance for my season
had its ups and downs.

I had a lot of great victories.

I won a couple challenges,

but things kind of got a
little rocky towards the end.

(Evah crying)

Besides me crying, you know,
I mean I did all right.

If I could change one
thing from my season,

I would tell myself stop
being so scared bitch.

I feel like the season's gonna
be different for me because

I feel like a more realized monster.

My name is Evah Destruction
for fuck's sake.

And I'm just ready for a good time.

Well.

[Koco] Ah, the motherfucking bitch.

- (Melissa exclaiming)
- Hi.

[Koco] I'm glad to see Evah.

I hope she's the only person
from season three though, 'cause,

girl.

Season three was just
such a whirlwind in itself.

We had a lot of personality on
our season, that's for sure.

- [Koco] That's a word for it.
- Is that what you call it?

I kept a level head at least.

Mm hm.

So to say.

Hmm.

Damn.

(lightning crashes)

[Erika] My name is Erika Klash.

I'm from the Boulet
Brothers Dragula season two.

On my season I was known as the Queen

of the Extermination Challenges.

But this time around
I really wanna do well

in the proper challenges.

I just think I'm a fully formed
monster this time around.

I know how my aesthetic
can live in this world

and I really just wanna
show how much work I've put

into my drag since my season.

Hello!

[Koco] Yes.

- (Melissa screams)
- [Evah] Oh my God!

[Koco] I hope Erika's drag

has evolved since their time.

Time shall tell.

[Evah] So Erika's here.

That's fun.

Erika, someone has to
go home first, right?

We have one from each season.

- Isn't that exciting?
- [Evah] I know, yeah.

1, 2, 3, 4. But three
suck the most, all right?

Listen. (Melissa laughs)

- Yes, no?
- Listen.

I'm Yovska, the sneaky
cryptid from the Boulet Brothers.

Dragula season three. I'm
a little bit more creepy,

more stuffing, maybe a
little bit more rhinestones.

So on my season I think
I had a bit of a habit

of getting into my head quite a bit.

It's just like, I don't know what else

I could have done, you know?

My season was definitely
baby comfort time.

We all cried, but I am past it now.

I would definitely say I'm a
threat to these competitors.

(Canadian national anthem plays)

Oh my God! (All scream excitedly)

I'm really excited to see Yovska

because I know that we have

similar aesthetics and similar interests.

I think she and I are gonna have some fun.

[Yovska] Hey, how's it going?

- Thank you, I'm wonderful.
- [Yovska] Oh, hi!

[Evah] It's giving circus.

Who is that?

Seeing another season three
competitor here with me.

I'm so happy that we
have some representation,

but she's also a fucking
shady little gremlin,

so I'm gonna keep my eye out for that one.

[Melissa] I know Yovska
has a mouth, but bitch

better fucking watch it with
me. Don't step on my toes hoe.

Am I more shady? Who
knows? We'll find out.

(lightning crashes)

I'm Astrud from the Boulet
Brothers Dragula season four.

So on my season I came in really hot.

I won the first challenge
and then I immediately

failed to follow that up on episode two

and I had an infamous meltdown,

which partly resulted in my elimination

rather early in the season.

It's a load of crap, it's
a load of fucking shit.

It's not about necessarily even the looks,

it's about how much of a
fucking monster that we are.

I expect the best of the
best on a Titan season,

but I also expect the most ego of the egos

on a Titans season.

Diva, Diva, Diva.

[Evah] Oh my goodness.

[Melissa] Oh, honey.

I'm glad to see that Astrud has been given

another chance to come
back into the competition.

So game on bitch.

[Melissa] I think she might not be ready.

Her season was just last year,

so who knows what the
fuck she's ready or not.

[Yovska] Don't you feel
it's like a little bit

- soon?
- Absolutely not.

[Yovska] Like right after your season?

Absolutely not.

I mean considering our placement, no.

(Koco and Yovska laugh)

I've just been in the corner
quietly sharpening my knife.

- Quietly?
- [Astrud] So...

(Evah laughs)

(lightning crashes)

My name is HoSo Terra Toma

from Boulet Brothers Dragula season four,

fresh off the world tour.

I fucking slayed season four,

but I unfortunately
couldn't take the crown.

But this time I feel prepared and ready.

On my season I may have
been a little unprepared

and messy when it comes to experience.

It's bullshit, like bullshit,

bullshit, bullshit,
(speaks Korean), bullshit.

I was talking, I was talking,

I was talking, I was talking.

I was talk-all right, fuck
y'all, I'm not talking.

But this time I just
came off the world tour

and ready for the competition.

I'm expecting this Titan
season to be the most deadly

cutthroat season of Dragula ever.

(TúvH4 ; missed you uglies!)

- (Melissa screams)
- [Yovska] Holy shit!

[Evah] Okay.

(cast laughing)

I'm shook. I'm shook.

I'm honestly kind of
surprised to see HoSo here

so soon after the tour.

Take your ass home.
Chill out for a second.

[Melissa] My jaw is on
the muthafuckin' floor.

HoSo here? What the fucking fuck?

I'm just happy you're here
because I'm really horny.

[HoSo] I know.

I mean, I don't know the tea, I don't know

what's going on, and I would love to get

my cup full of that tea. Honey.

Tell me, Tell me, Tell me, Tell me!

[Astrud] I mean you have a partner.

I do, but we love each other very much.

Yeah.

And we care for each other very much.

HoSo. Love of my life,
darling of my dreams, um.

Little soon.

I just hope she's prepared.

We have a really great relationship

and nothing can come between it.

(lightning crashes)

I'm Abhora from the Boulet
Brothers Dragula season two.

And I'm still a creep.

My performance on my
season was a mixed bag

because I was the only competitor to date

to be in the top and in the
bottom at the same time.

Which is a pretty fitting description of

how that whole experience was.

My cast experience has been up and down.

I've both been the class
clown, the favorite,

and also the villain.

You're not a monster though.

I'm a lot more confident now in myself,

so I don't have to worry as much.

I can just sit back, rest in the fact

that I know that I'm
awesome and just have fun.

- [HoSo] God dammit.
- [Abhora] Oh!

Y'all wanted a twist?

[HoSo and Astrud] Oh God.

Pack it up, spooky bitches!

- [Koco] Oh my God.
- [Astrud] God dammit.

The pageant queen has arrived.

And the pageant queen should leave.

- [Abhora] Oh, Evah.
- Hey dumb-dumb.

Abhora and I go way back.

But I definitely think that
she's gonna be a wild card

in this competition.

Hi mother that takes instead of gives.

HoSo and I have a long history

of them being a fan of mine

and me being secretly in love with them

and now they're here.

[Erika] I am not surprised
to see Abhora here.

I do know we've had
some issues in the past.

Did I say I would sabotage
her or did I say that I would

slit her throat?

[Erika] What's the difference, girl?

But I'm not sure where we left things off.

I think we're okay now.

Erika, Abhora, what's
your guy's relationship

after you guys' season, what's the tea?

I haven't heard from her in five years.

You've reached out to me
before and I always respond.

Oh, thank you. Thank you
so much for responding to me.

I haven't heard from Erika in so long

and this totally ruins it.

This is already such
a visually strong cast.

[Evah] I know.

We need one basic bitch
to really round it out.

Somebody who screams going home first.

(lightning crashes)

I'm Kendra Onixxx from season two

of the Boulet Brothers
Dragula, and Resurrection.

Since you guys last
seen me on Resurrection,

I feel like I've evolved yet again.

I feel like a more realized character.

What I'm gonna change this time around

is I'm not gonna take
feedback from anybody else.

I'm gonna do what I want to do,

how I wanna look and how I wanna present

Kendra to everyone else.

From my season of Dragula,

I really didn't feel
like part of the cast.

I felt like it was me
and then everybody else.

Put some titties on bitch.

So this time around I
want to integrate myself

within the cast so I can create memories.

This season I feel it's
gonna be different because

no one knows what to expect.

I have no idea what I'm even walking into.

I do know I want a hundred
thousand dollars though.

I'm black. (Cast screaming)

(cast continues screaming)

Melissa is family, she's 100% my bitch.

[Melissa] That's my
sister, Kendra's my sister.

I love that bitch.

I'm so, I'm fucking happy she's here.

[Erika] I am a little
surprised to see Kendra here.

I feel like her body of work
isn't as strong as maybe some

of the other competitors so far.

But they're a really,
really strong performer.

Season two,

- and now you're here again.
- Season two.

Season two, season two

which means season two was the best!

We set the bar for drama, that's for sure.

(lightning crashes)
(electric guitar slide)

I'm Victoria Elizabeth Black

and I'm from the Boulet
Brothers Dragula season two

and Resurrection and I'm here
to annihilate the competition.

Since my time on the show,

I have mastered my craft even more.

And I'm even better than
you could anticipate.

On my season, I really
wish I opened up more,

but this season I'm ready to
show who Victoria really is.

I'm feeling like this competition
is finally gonna push me

to my limit. How I really want it to,

and really focus on being
the best of the best.

I'm ready to be pushed to my limits.

[Kendra] I helped her win it.

Oh hell no. (Abhora screaming)

Okay, okay, okay.

- Bye. I'm going home bitch.
- (Melissa laughs)

Bye Melissa.

I'm excited to see Kendra

'cause it'll be nice to have
a sister from season two.

- Uh, I don't like that bitch.
- That bitch sent me home.

Kick rocks.

Victoria, bitch.

You are like, I was hoping you
were not gonna be here bitch.

[HoSo] Ah, same.

I feel like the cast
could be afraid of me,

but I think they know
to be on my good graces.

All right y'all, so who do you guys think

is gonna do the best?

Who's gonna pull out the
best looks? The worst looks?

Why don't we cut the crap

and just say who's gonna go first?

You.

What?

This is gonna sound really mean.

I think it would be sickening if

Victoria went home first.

That would be amazing.

Oh my God.

HoSo, I kind of wonder

if you'll be able to pull things out

because you didn't have
as much time to really

get everything together.

However, HoSo did just come
off the season four tour.

Astrud they asked HoSo.

Shade.

- (Koco and Kendra laugh)
- Bitch.

I do think that Erika
has had the least evolution

and that's the only thing that reason why-

Well I beg to differ.

- That's okay.
- [Astrud] Okay. Okay.

Isn't this the same wig from the first?

Yeah, I mean it's literally the same wig,

the same promo wig.

And you wore the same
like terrible outfit.

That's even a greater risk.

[Astrud] I'm not trying to read, girl.

I wore this for ceremonial purposes.

Not 'cause it was just
lying around in my closet

and it was easy.

I don't know. Erika I love you

but I'm not sure if
you're ready to be here.

[Erika] That's fine.

I'm willing to step outside
of my aesthetic to deliver.

What I need to deliver.

- Calculated as usual.
- Yeah.

I think I'm a little worried for, um.

- Yovska maybe.
- Oh really?

(Melissa laughs)

She said, "Oh, really?"

I fucking spit.

[Melissa] She wasn't
expecting it too, like.

I don't think it always
fits the Dragula mold though.

- I don't think-
- You know what?

That's fair.

(silent laughing)

In terms of who I'm nervous to maybe see.

Maybe Kendra, maybe. Just
'cause we didn't see a lot from.

You saw about the same outta
me that we saw outta you.

Third episode.

I'm excited to see what
you like bring out as well.

That's a backhanded compliment. Love it.

[Evah] At least she's consistent.

Hey Evah, I know during our season,

like we got talked over a lot, you know.

How do you feel it's
gonna be different for you

this time around?

Well, I think, nah just playing.

(cast laughs)

I am more present for sure
than I was during my season.

I'm not fucking holding back this time.

You can hold back a little.

[Melissa] Don't.

I guess what really held
me back was my lack of money.

And now that I'm filthy fucking rich,

I'm ready to let you all fucking have it!

(rock guitar music)

Honestly speaking, I think we're all like,

we've all upped our game
from our original seasons,

so I think it's gonna
be really hard to see

what the fuck happens.

(ominous music hits)

- Ah.
- Oh.

[Swanthula] Attention competitors.

- Attention competitors.
- Here we go.

[Swanthula] Please make your way

to the main stage at this time.

All right y'all.

[Swanthula] Once again,

Let's go.

[Swanthula] Competitors,

please make your way to the
main stage at this time.

(ominous music fades out)

(ominous music)

(ominous choir music)

(ominous choir music continues)

(choir music stops)

(tense music)

(tense music continues)

(tense music continues)

(crashing)

(lightning flash) (cast cheers)

Hello uglies and
welcome to the Underworld.

[Cast] Yes!

As you already know,

all of you have competed
on a previous season

of the Boulet Brothers Dragula and well,

you all lost. (Lightning crashes)

In fact, not only did you lose,

but we actually kind of
murdered you on top of it.

That being said, we
didn't raise your ghosts

and bring you here to talk about the past.

We brought you here to
talk about the future.

While it may be true that you lost

and were brutally murdered.

What you also did was make
a huge impression on us.

In fact, we consider the 10 of
you to be among the strongest

competitors ever to be
featured on this stage.

The true Titans of Dragula.

(cast cheers)

It is for that reason
alone that we've summoned

your lost souls here to the Underworld.

A realm between life and death.

To compete in the ultimate
grand championship of drag,

filth, horror, and glamour.

Each week during the competition,

you will all be tested in the art of drag.

From costume concept and
creation to performance,

personality, and perseverance.
And slowly one by one,

the competitor who scores
the lowest on each challenge

will be cast back into oblivion.

Until only one drag artist remains.

The ultimate Titan of Dragula.

The winner of the Boulet
Brothers Dragula Titans will win

a $100,000 grand prize.

(cast cheers)

Courtesy of us.

(lightning crashes)

Will headline the
upcoming Boulet Brothers.

Dragula World Tour,

and receive the title of Dragula.

The world's next drag super monster.

(cast cheers)

Now the stakes are higher
this season than ever,

so the rules are going to change a little.

I'm delighted to tell
you that there will be no

extermination challenges this season.

Oh, whoa.

What?

Instead...

there will be equally
terrifying Fright Feats

that will take place at the
beginning of each challenge.

And everyone must participate
in order to advance

to that week's Floorshow.
(Swanthula laughing)

If you fail to survive or participate

in the Fright Feat,

the last soul who was
eliminated before you

will return to the competition
and take your place.

Shit.

All right, enough talking.

For your first challenge of the season.

We're going back to one
of our favorite Floorshows

of season three and inviting you

to our spooktacular Halloween house party.

Yes. (Cast cheers)

For this challenge, you must each design

and create a new horrific drag look,

based on a classic
American Halloween costume.

Whether you choose a ghost,
devil, witch, or werewolf,

we want you to take your
classic Halloween archetype

and reinvent it in an
updated, terrifying new style.

As a second part to the challenge,

you'll have to choreograph
and execute a lip sync

performance on location at
our Halloween house party.

You'll be broken up into
groups and the winner of this

week's Fright Feat will be
the one who gets to choose who

your partners are and what
your role will be at the party.

Once you leave this stage,

you'll be going directly
to your first Fright Feat

of the season where you
will all be partaking

in a classic Halloween game.

It's our version of bobbing for apples.

Only this time you'll be bobbing
for apples in real blood.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Well not just blood, but a
cauldron filled with discarded

meats, gristle, fish
heads, eyeballs, bones,

and whatever else the
butcher couldn't manage

to turn into meatloaf.

The Titan who can get the most apples

out of the blood pool in
the least amount of time

will win the Fright Feat
and will receive the ability

to choose the teams and roles

for this week's main challenge.

While Halloween parties are
a lot of fun, I must warn you.

If your Halloween costume
fails to frighten us,

you'll be the first one to
find out how a Titan dies.

And trust us. It's a long
drop back down to hell.

Happy Halloween uglies and
may the best monster win.

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

(thunder rumbles)

(thunder rumbling)

(violins shrieking)

(ominous electronic music)

(ominous electronic music continues)

(ominous electronic music continues)

(ominous electronic music continues)

This is repulsive.

Mm.

(tense electronic music)

First episode, right out the
gate doing the fucking most.

This shit is crazy.

[Abhora] So I'm looking
at a bucket of fish heads

floating up, staring back at me.

And honestly the grossest part
of this bucket is the apples

floating in it.

There is a brain staring right back at me.

Mine has a pig head in it.

So I have my work cut out for me.

[HoSo] They are not messing around

with these Fright Feats this season.

I don't know what the fuck is happening,

but it's gonna be gross.

(ominous trombone slides)

(ominous music builds)

(bells ring)

(wet squelching)

(gasping and gagging)

Bitch. Holy fucking shit.

(gagging and coughing)

(wet splashing)

(splashing)

(coughing and crying)

(splashing) (cast crying)

(discordant piano chord)

(gasping)

When you have a fucking
face full of animal insides,

it's hard to count or see or speak.

Oh hey, did I get them all?

I think I got all eight.

Did I get them all?

(gasping)

I got 'em all!

Ah that fucking bitch.

Someone beat me already.

Ah, ah. I won?

Somehow? I somehow won this challenge.

I did not expect that.

I heard Melissa say, I got all my apples

way before Astrud.

Astrud was still trying to
figure out if she got 'em.

I can swear to God that
I fucking won that shit.

I was definitely next to
Melissa. Can we play that back?

- Fuck.
- [Melissa] God dammit.

(ominous violin music builds)
(coughing and gagging)

- [Melissa] Ew.
- [HoSo] Fuck.

(Astrud singing)

Congratulations Astrud. Fucking bitch.

[Melissa] Hold on, hold on,
hold on before you go ahead.

No tea, no shade, but I did also finish

all my eight apples in my bucket.

Oh you did?

- I sure the fuck did.
- Why didn't you say anything?

I did say something bitch.

Roll the tapes.

[Melissa] Did I get them all?

[Astrud] I think I got all eight.

[Melissa] Did I get them all?

I got 'em all!

I swear to God. I know I fucking won.

Astrud won because she jumped
up and said she won first.

If we roll the tapes
and you won the challenge,

fucking take it bitch.

Picking the teams is
a lot of responsibility.

Melissa should be happy she didn't win.

Because let me, let me tell you right now,

I have to decide what everybody's roles

are gonna be in the first challenge.

That's also a lot of responsibility.

So you know, be careful
what you wish for, girl.

So let's get into this.

The first role is the host character.

They're gonna be, have
the most screen time

and they host the party and
will be in all the scenes.

Every other role is gonna be teams.

So two people will be watching TV,

two people will be using a
Ouija board in a bedroom.

Three people will be
dancing in the living room.

Two people will be carving pumpkins.

The living room is just
gonna allow for like more fun

and physicality. So I wanna do that one.

I'll do, be the dance living room.

That was my second choice.

There's three in the living room?

Three in the living room.

- Periodt. Right here.
- [Erika] Kendra,

I just said, I just called.

I just asked for the living room.

Oh. (Cast murmuring)

- I'll watch TV.
- Oh.

It's fine to make this easier.

- [Astrud] Are you sure?
- I'll just watch TV.

[Astrud] Okay.

We're all gonna be, make it work.

Didn't sound like it a second ago, but.

Do you know how to dance, girl?

Yes. Excuse me. I've
performed in New York City

and have twirled and swirled. So.

- She's twirled and swirled.
- I'll be keeping up.

I don't need to hear anything else.

Excuse me? Excuse you?

I hope everybody's relatively
happy with their roles

and partners and if not,
hear about it later.

Ooh.

[Erika] What is that?

[HoSo] What is that?

What the fuck is going on here?

Footage recap. Melissa won.

- Oh!
- Yas!

(Melissa laughs)

Gimme that. I'll take that.

And we gonna switch
everything around now, honey.

Too much pressure anyway. I don't need it.

Take it and run girl.

Erika,

you'll be watching TV.

(Koco and Kendra spits and laughs)

That's fine. I'll do anything.

Rest in peace, Erika's dance career.

Melissa is not having it.

[Melissa] Erika's being
shady as fuck with me

when I asked her something very simple

and that's why I gave her what I gave her.

Host. Astrud, right?

- Ostrich?
- Ostrich.

Ostrich. That's me.

Why you laughing, bitch?

It's cause my accent, huh?

Go on. Who gives a fuck?

- You guys got it right?
- Yeah.

Okay, move on.

Stop fucking laughing, bitch.

I know the role of the
host is the hardest thing

to fucking do.

So that's why I gave it to Astrud

to see if she was gonna
make it through it.

Melissa loves to stir the pot.

She's a chismosa.

Astrud probably has
one of the hardest roles.

She's gonna be in every scene.

So a lot is riding on
this part she has to play.

Living room dancing:
Koco, Melissa, Kendra.

Ouija board: Evah, HoSo.

[HoSo] I'm super excited
to be teams with Evah

because she's such a great performer.

So being in a performance
challenge with her,

I feel very safe.

Watching TV: Erika, Abhora.

I'm not surprised. Pissed
off, but not surprised.

(sighs)

Pumpkin: Yovska and Vicky.

- Who's pumpkin?
- [Kendra] Perfect.

Cause I didn't wanna work
with Victoria or Abhora

'cause last time we worked
together I went home.

(Abhora laughs) (Victoria oohs)

I feel like Victoria's gonna
do well because I mean she's

really good visually, but
performance wise, Victoria,

I really don't know.

We could sit here all day parsing out

our previous seasons,

but how long have we been waiting

for this chance to come back?

Since I like left off of my season,

I've been wanting to do it again.

Just 'cause I feel like
people kept pegging me

as like top three or whatever. You know.

Um, yeah. A top third to go home.

You wanna elaborate on that?

[Kendra] I just said what I said.

What do I have to elaborate on?

Well, you know, I mean,
I think there's a reason

people pegged me as the top
three before the season came out

because of my awesome
looks and you're dressed

here looking basic.

My what?

You're dressed here looking basic.

And what do you look like girl?

A moon? You look like
a moon with a toilet.

Yeah my outfit came off.

A moon with a toilet.

I'm gonna sit on you. Be quiet.

- It's art.
- Toilet bowl.

At least it's something interesting.

Toilet bowl.

At least is giving something, girl.

It's giving me teletubbies
on a toilet bowl.

[Yovska] You know what's funny.

'Cause I can't even say anything
about yours specifically.

- [Kendra] You can't.
- [Yovska] There's nothing.

Because there's nothing to point out.

There's nothing there.

'Cause you in a toilet bowl.

When you get at least a quarter

- of the same followers.
- You're really cool!

I have, maybe you can say more.

[Kendra] I think if we
on the same show Mama,

and you went home third on your show too.

Boop, boop. So flush your
toilet. Bloop, bloop, bloop.

Boop. Done.

Teletubby toilet has to be shared

across the entire internet.

I have to give it to Kendra for that read.

Toilets are filth girl,

I'm giving filth I'm giving Dragula.

So Erika, how do you feel
about working with Abhora?

You look really excited Abhora.

Yeah, I love TV.

You look really excited. (Laughs)

Yeah, like I'm not
thrilled that it's like not

standing or like its, we're sitting down,

but it's all about the
song that we're given

and how we camp it up and
I know how to camp it up.

And what you do on that couch.

Now that I think about
it, maybe we should,

we should have put me
and HoSo on the couch.

[Kendra] Ooh!

Ugh. Can we keep it professional please?

I hope Erika and Abhora can
manage to work together well

considering their history with
each other. But we'll see.

All right ladies, now
we that we have our parts.

It's time to break up
to each of our groups

and talk about what we're going to do.

Rehearse something.
(cast murmuring agreement)

I know you're gonna be,
You could sit right here,

bitch you're the host.

Keep an eye on us. Mama.

Go buy the candy.

[Erika] Host us honey.

(cast laughing and talking)

(cast continues laughing and talking)

It's been a while since
we've seen each other.

So like nobody's rehearsing.

Everybody's just talking
shit and catching up.

Ahem.

- Can I ask you something?
- [Astrud] You may.

Oh my God.

- What's going on with them now?
- I don't know.

[Evah] I know they look
like they're plotting,

to be honest.

Clearly they're forming an alliance.

I'm not gonna be the one,
but I will be the one.

I think they're forming an alliance.

I definitely do see an
alliance between us three.

I mean, why not?

So how are, how are things
going with you and Astrud?

You know, we've never been...

We've never hid it.

Not, not a lot of
rehearsing's getting done today.

Okay. So what happened was,
I moved to New York City.

You're just like, a do-wop kinda dance.

Yeah, something like that.

[Victoria] No. Literally though,

I love everyone here. There's
not one person I don't like.

Literally. That's so funny.

You know it's hard in New York.

It's a difficult fucking city.

None of these beasts have any excuse

not to know any of the words.

Exactly.

If somebody trips up on
that, like, it'll be sad.

I've just been harboring
a resentment towards you

for a very long time.

So are you gonna change?

I'm sitting here wearing nothing? I'm like

and you're wearing a toilet bowl.

We are not getting no fucking
rehearsing done you guys.

Nothing. Nothing.

You know when we first met,

like there were definitely like,

I felt an attraction. Is that
attraction is still there?

- It is for me.
- No.

Kids are cruel. They really are.

Someone's got a little friction.

(cast talking)

(Melissa sips tea)

Ah, love a good tea. (Melissa laughs)

All right everyone, it's
time for us to go home.

Freshen up 'cause we
have a long day tomorrow.

Yes - Let's throw a party.

Halloween party coming soon. Hey!

You stink. Oh my God.

[Koco] Get away from me. You stink, bitch!

(ominous music fades out)

(clock ticking)

(faint laughing)

(intense music)

[Melissa] So yesterday we
didn't get a chance to rehearse

because we were talking shit.

But I know that today

it's time to rehearse and
get the shit together.

We didn't really get much time to rehearse

yesterday did we?

When was, when was group rehearsal?

When we were chatting.

You mean our gossip session?

I feel ready. I think
it's gonna go really well.

Why don't we get a taste of what

- y'all put together?
- [Abhora] A 5, 6, 7, 8!

Go ahead, Melissa.

Today we have to get as much
work done as we possibly can

because yesterday got away from us.

After the bucket my eyes
feel nicely exfoliated.

Who do you think here is
the, the trade of the season?

Do you wanna see my tattoo still?

I mean, hell yeah!

(cast cheers)

Aww, I tried.

I see that you have an Abhora tattoo

- of your face.
- [HoSo] So. Abhora,

drew a portrait of me
and I got that tattooed

and this is actually a heart
that Abhora tattooed on me

and the first tattoo that I've ever given

was on Abhora when I gave her a heart.

That's gay as hell.

[Koco] It's kind weird.

I personally wouldn't get
somebody that I don't at least

love tattooed on me.

I have a tattoo of Abhora
on my ass as well. Big deal.

I wish I could get rid of it.

Oh my God, it's that bitch.

[Yovska] Fuck off.

I need a little bit of
clarification because I feel like

there's something going on here.

Girl, they're obviously like...

Between you and HoSo,
Abhora and HoSo, like.

I'm single. HoSo is not single.

We live in different countries,
we're both super busy.

I am ready for any opportunity
in which I get to express

my love with this person.

But obviously I'm not
down on one knee for HoSo

because it's just not practical.

Okay, well I wanna know

about the entanglement between the three.

[Melissa] Abhora.

[Kendra] Cause y'all chipper and shit.

[Abhora] I mean look, I,

I don't know if HoSo
wants to do this or not,

but I confess to her that I have a deep,

deep admiration for
her talent and her face

and her mind and her body.

From our interactions together

I get absolutely no inclination

that she feels the same way about me.

I've taken her on many
romantic trips and endeavors

and she was just staring on
her phone the entire time.

[HoSo] Oh, that's not what, okay.

I remember it a little differently.

I mean if I was on a date with Abhora,

I'd be on my phone too, girl.

[Astrud] I did not
know that HoSo and Abhora

went on a date. But I
don't like the idea of it

being Abhora, only because Abhora

tends to treat me like
shit because she's jealous

of our relationship.

This stinks of a mess already.

I don't know what you're talking about

when I returned none of that back because

I've also told you that you were

literally my idol when
it comes to art and-

That doesn't necessarily mean

you have romantic feelings for me.

The bitch got a whole tattoo a you.

I don't know what that means

because I never get a DM from you.

I never get a message.

- No, that's not true.
- Do you know how busy

- this bitch is?
- I called you multiple times.

This is why I did not want to do this.

I would like to talk to
you privately about it,

- Oh absolutely.
- But I do not think

that this is like the appropriate place.

- [HoSo] Oh absolutely.
- [Abhora] to handle

probably one of the most
important relationships

in my life.

It's a complicated situation.

I don't think anything could come of it,

and just her

general demeanor

leads me to think she may not

even be interested.

I cannot stand to be without you

and I cannot stand to be near you.

These are really sacred feelings to me.

And this goes beyond whatever petty drama

- you think this is.
- [HoSo] Yeah, no.

I agree. I agree with you.

We asked a question.

All you have to do is say that.

I feel like their relationship is weird.

It, it doesn't make sense to me.

Abhora loves HoSo but
HoSo don't love Abhora

but HoSo loves Astrud.

So it's like a fucked
up triangle right now.

I'm, I'm done.

[HoSo] Oh, yeah, no I absolutely-

Well, anyway, so.

[HoSo] I definitely feel bad that Abhora

has a lot of frustrations
when it comes to me

not reciprocating a lot of the feelings

that she has towards me. I dunno. Yeah.

I don't know what to say.

How's the Ouija board girls going?

Oh, we're great. We're
vibing, we're having fun.

We're ready to summon the
spirits. Have some little,

- little shimmy, shimmy.
- [Kendra] Okay choreo.

- They already got that.
- Little gitchy, gitchy.

- Choreo down!
- Yeah, yeah!

Going into this challenge with HoSo.

We got this in the bag.

But can we talk about the pumpkin carving?

It's gonna be so cute.

Me and Victoria are
gonna eat as the pumpkins.

I feel like I have the
most challenging role

of watching TV.

[Abhora] But do you think that
hosting might be a bit too

difficult for somebody who's so amateur

about hosting parties?

What about me is amateur?

You can try and throw
shade at me about that.

But when, I wanna see you host
a drag show for four years.

Well, I'd like to see
you... pull your pants down.

What?

Oh, well that, there it is. Right there.

[Kendra] I guess that answers that.

Can we have some disinfectant
for the table please?

Ew.

I appreciate your confidence in me.

I hope you do too.

[Astrud] Thanks.

[Yovska] not this...

It's really, really wonderful and-

So genuine.

I'm surprised to see what
Astrud's gonna do by herself.

She is the host and has
to drive this whole train

and she can't even
drive this relationship.

I think we're going with the
more sixties vibe of the song.

So it's gonna be very supreme.
It's very nightmare girls.

Very punch you in the face with this

muthafuckin' choreography.

Banging that pussy on the
the muthafuckin' floor!

- Bam!
- A boom boom cat. A boom cat.

Wait Erika, didn't you
wanna be in the dance group?

Yeah, but now that I
like have had a chance

to like think about the TV.
I think it's gonna be great.

Erika, the reason why I gave
you that sitting down part

is 'cause I asked you if
you're gonna turn it out

and you gave me an attitude about it.

So the reason why I
gave it to you is 'cause

you wanna be a smart ass with me?

I'm gonna give it right back to you.

That's why I gave you a sitting down part.

I'm not gonna apologize
for giving you an attitude.

I wasn't deliberately giving you-

I'm not expecting you to do that

'cause I wouldn't do that either.

I don't think I was
giving Melissa attitude.

I think I was just speaking passionately.

I am not gonna let anyone walk
over me this season at all.

For three years I've listened to you talk.

By choice, but now we gotta get to work.

I'm so done with her. Get to work.

Yeah bitch, let's go to work.

I have a party to host.

(Abhora imitates music)

(soft spooky music)

[Victoria] My inspiration
was classic black and orange

Halloween pin striping.

I've used spray paint and
fabric paint and for my head.

I sculpted a full pumpkin
head on a mold of my head

that I have laying around and
I cast it in latex and foam,

all the seeds are real.

And I did some cob webbing
and latex with some paint

to get it that lovely slimy texture

with some gloss to give
it that really wet look.

So I'm gonna be fully
consumed by pumpkin-ness.

[Koco] I pulled inspiration from

one of my favorite characters
and that is the mummy.

I thought I'd just run with it.

I'm using white four way
stretch vinyl to create the

bandaged effect.

It's not hard to sew together.

It is just a pain in the ass sometimes

if you don't know what you're doing.

If white vinyl were to touch red vinyl,

you now have pink vinyl. Had
to learn that the hard way.

Now the presser foot
on it pulls it itself.

So really I can just.

(sewing machine hums)

Oop.

And then when it's done
you gotta close the stitch

'cause you don't want all
your work to be undone.

Even though we are the
mummy. So it's kind of okay.

And then boop. And then don't
look 'cause I fucked up.

(cast laughs)

This is a learning experience.

So what you don't wanna do
is let go of the material.

I cannot, I cannot stand you.

[Astrud] My inspiration for this look

is a vintage Creature From
the Black Lagoon, sea monster.

I'm using a combination
of foam armor pieces

that I have sculpted and heat set myself.

Airbrush paint to get these
beautiful combination of colors

and then rhinestones everywhere
and stippling with paint

to get a sort of creature-like

or like underwater animal effect.

My favorite part is actually

the sculpture of the head piece,

which I'm gonna wait to
show on the Floorshow.

It's really beautiful
and glamorous and fashion

and sculptural and I
can't wait to show it off.

I am so excited to be by
myself for a team challenge

this time. Love you Sigourney,

but I am a solo diva.

It's my fault. It's my
fault for letting you

control me.

[Abhora] The most admirable thing

my stepfather ever did
for me was he gave me

the Unexplained Mysteries book,

which really inspired me

with all the cryptids and
creatures inside of it.

I'm incorporating the spooky silhouette

of the dark mask and just
putting these reflective vinyls

on a ping pong ball.

When you are applying a
vinyl to a curved surface,

you wanna make these little
orange slice football shapes

and then you just apply them
and it lays pretty smooth.

I kind of had this brilliant
idea to make it a meta costume.

So it's, it's kind of what
you see is what you get.

But you don't know that you're
gonna get it till you get it.

Get it?

Okay. (Laughs uncomfortably)

(peaceful electronic music)

[Victoria] We have so much to do.

We have rehearsal and we
have to just figure out

what the choreography's
gonna be for our performance.

It's gonna be a fun busy day.

(Kendra, Koco, and Melissa
wordlessly singing)

Long finger nails, - Long finger nails,

- My clothes a disgrace.
- My clothes a disgrace.

We could like shoot
a glance and then like.

[Erika] And then we
turn back to the camera.

Just so we're not confused.

Let's just keep it all to me first.

All to you first, yep.

I personally think my
team is doing fucking great.

We gonna see how it pans out.

Do it like four times, right?

Yeah, four times.

[Erika] So like remote
probably first, right?

Yeah.

Then I met a teenage angel - You know,

I actually, I actually
wanted to pause real quick.

Okay. And just like

talk about what happened earlier.

- Yeah.
- With Abhora.

Yeah, go ahead.

Because like I'm actually more surprised

than I thought I was that
she's here in general.

Hmmm... me too

'cause her and I kind of had a talk

like a couple months ago

where she wasn't really sure
like even where she stood

with Dragula. Minds can
change, but at the same time,

I think just the overall energy is weird.

I'm not sure of the Abhora

that I'm competing with right now.

I just don't want her to think
that she has to play a game

with me just because
she's in this environment.

Right now. I trust her
to make the right decision

with the relationships and
how she handles herself.

I need to know where her head is.

- Yeah.
- So we're not playing games

with one another.

I'm honestly shocked to see Abhora here

because she told me in the
past that she just wasn't sure

if she wanted to continue with Dragula.

All right fuckers.

- Jesus shit fuck.
- [Abhora] Let's get going.

- [Victoria] All right.
- [Evah] All right.

Let's go. Okay.

(exciting electronic music)

Bye.

Okay, I'm coming. I'm
coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

(electronic music ends)
(lightning crashes)

(sand whooshing) (lightning crashes)

(spooky music starts)

All right, Floorshow day. Woo!

Time to die.

[Astrud] It is the day of
the Halloween house party

and I am ready to be
the host with the most.

So Victoria, are you nervous

about this performance challenge?

Honestly, no.

We were in the bottom two
last performance challenge.

That means Kendra and Victoria,

you are both up for extermination tonight.

Well that was.

A performance challenge?

Yes. But remember who didn't
show up for the rehearsals.

I mean you did go home

during the performance challenge, Kendra.

[Kendra] I did, I did.

[Evah] Say performance
challenge one more time.

Performance challenge.

It's a performance competition.

Can y'all shut up and let me,

- and Victoria talk for once?
- I'm even raising my hand

over here and shit.

Well we weren't finished talking.

Shut up bitch.

[Yovska] You shut up.

Well this time, Victoria
has a good teammate.

(Kendra and cast oohing)

Not to say Kendra was a bad teammate.

[Koco] Speaking of good teammate,

what episode did you go home on, Yovska?

The same one as you.

Ooh - I didn't fuck up

the performance challenge.

Well you didn't make it to
the performance challenge,

That's why you didn't fuck it up.

(cast oohs)

Can't fuck up something
you didn't make it to?

I fucked up a performance challenge.

- You fucked up the word too.
- You fucked up right now.

- I mean, I wouldn't know.
- I made top three. So.

[HoSo] Aww. (Cast laughing)

And also speaking as somebody who won

both of their performance
challenges in my season.

I think that HoSo and I will be just fine.

- I think so too.
- [Evah] Yeah.

I trust us, yeah.

I'm not jealous.

I'm with my perfect teammate.
We are in total sync.

[Koco] Honestly, when it
comes to team challenges,

it really helps to not
fucking hate the person

you're working with.

[Abhora] I disagree.

I think the chemistry is great.

[Astrud] I think that Abhora and Erika

are gonna kind of crash and burn

because Abhora is gonna
be in her own world

doing her own thing and
Erika's gonna be clinging on

for dear life.

Sis. Okay, so quick question.

So what's the thing
between you and Victoria?

Like are you guys good?

[Kendra] I'm gonna be honest.

I feel like the anger is
more on me, on my side

because ultimately I went home,

she didn't go home.

You know what I mean?
So yeah, I do feel some,

I've felt some type of way for years.

It'll be cool because I feel like.

Victoria's such a fucking
strong competitor.

Like me, you, Koco?

We're like fucking
fierce as fuck together.

So I think we were to have
someone with that brain of hers,

'cause you never know.

She could be a good alliance to our group.

True.

I know it's gonna be
hard to sabotage Victoria,

but I think it'll be better
to bring her to our group.

You never know what's gonna happen.

Like she could be part of our alliance

that we have going on.

It'll be as sick ass group. Periodt.

I think you guys should
definitely have a talk together.

We'll have, we'll have a moment.

Do it right now.

We'll have a...

Do it right now.

- I don't wanna talk to her.
- Go. Do it now.

Do it now. Go.

[Kendra] I just feel
like imma cuss her are out.

[Melissa] No, just hey, keep it cool,

you know like just drop it.

[Kendra] Not gonna walk
all the way over there

- just to talk to Victoria.
- [Melissa] Yes.

I feel like Melissa's asking
me to make up with Victoria

because I know Melissa likes
Victoria and Melissa likes me.

Well, let me say that again.

I know Melissa likes
Victoria and Melissa LOVES me

so she doesn't want it to be drama.

Even though it is.

[Melissa] Madre de dios.

Be Jesus.

[Kendra] Okay, we need
to talk. Let's talk girl.

I feel like there's an
elephant in room between us.

Do you feel that way? Be real.

[Victoria] I really,
I don't feel like that.

I honestly love you
gal. We were literally.

[Kendra] No, I'm being for real, for real.

[Victoria] No seriously.

I just feel, I feel like y'all played me.

I'm gonna be real.

- [Victoria] Played you?
- [Kendra] Yeah.

[Victoria] Why? You never told me this.

I was mad at you forever.

I didn't know that Kendra
had all these feelings

still from season two. I
honestly thought we hashed out.

I felt on my season that my whole team

threw me under the bus and
Victoria drove the bus.

Okay. We had two practices

and what we did on stages is
exactly what we practiced.

Am I right, am I wrong?

I wish you practiced not
to lose your wig twice.

You should practice

not busting your seams
on your pants, bitch.

And I'm sorry, you shouldn't
have been messaging me.

Victoria should have been
'cause she was the captain.

She drove this train that
I was unprofessional.

She drug my name through the
mud. She doesn't think she did,

but she did.

All her little fans are
gonna hate me again.

And I just wanna bury the fucking hatchet.

- [Victoria] No, please.
- [Kendra] Cause I'm finally-

- Good for you.
- [Kendra] 'cause I know

it sounds really petty.

But I hated you for years.

I mean you always hate the
girl that sends you home.

Let's be real.

[Victoria] I think I might have had

a little am, amnosity?

- Animosity.
- [Victoria] Animosity, words.

(Kendra and Victoria laughing)

I apologize for that.

That was wrong of us. I'm sorry.

Well I now, I have no feelings.

No hard feelings towards you.

[Victoria] Same.

Talking with Kendra
really like opened my eyes

and gave me more understanding
to how she was feeling

after season two. So I'm happy
we were able to fix that.

[Kendra] All I needed was
an apology and I got it.

At the end of the day,

we both came to the
conclusion that she loves me.

So we're friends.

I wanted to beat your
lil ass up for a minute.

Oh I know.

Kendra!

(cast laughs)

Hug it out, hug it out, come on.

We're sisters now,

we're gonna be on the next
group challenge together.

But I love you. I do, I love you.

Yes!

(cast claps and cheers)

I'm happy for Kendra and
Victoria to put everything aside,

you know, be friends again.

And it's all thanks to me.

Speaking of people, we were
surprised to see here, Abhora.

I definitely was.

Even though I acted like I
wasn't. I definitely was.

But you were. But you weren't.

- [Evah] Pretty shocked.
- But you were.

But you weren't.

- But you were pretty sure.
- But you weren't totally sure.

But I gotchu.

I'm a slap the shit out of Abhora.

Are you mad?

- No.
- [Abhora] No?

I'm not mad, no.

But I see you.

Well, can we see this? Shit.

The fuck does that mean?

[Astrud] There are feelings being felt.

Y'all screwing too?

[Melissa] I don't know what's going on

with Evah and Abhora.

And that's because they're
not part of our alliance.

That's why.

[Erika] I do feel like
because Evah and Abhora

have such a history together,
that Abhora really does

lean on Evah for support.

I'm really trying to stay out of it

and just stay focused on the Floorshow.

I've got your back.

Does that sound like an alliance?

[Erika] Yeah. I'm confused
what's going on there?

[Evah] It is not important
to this moment right now.

I need to get my fucking
head in the game. Truly.

I just want to know if Abhora and I

are just on the same page

going into this competition together.

Kendra, I have to say

I kind of admire the way you ate me up

with the toilet bowl comment.

I can't stop thinking about that.

Okay, so after I said that,

did you actually look at
your costume and be like,

you know what? I do
look like a toilet bowl.

(upbeat electronic music)

(upbeat electronic music continues)

(upbeat electronic music continues)

(discordant bell rings)

- Oh fuck.
- Aw shit.

(cast chattering)

[Swanthula] Attention competitors.

(bell dings)
(cast swearing and exclaiming)

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

[Swanthula] The Floorshow

is about to begin.
(cast exclaiming and cursing)

Please make your way to the main stage.

(bell dings)

(lightning crashes)

™ª "Boulet Brothers Entrance Theme" ♪

(intense music continues)

(music fades)

(harsh electronic beats)

(harsh electronic music continues)

(harsh electronic music continues)

(harsh electronic music continues)

(harsh electronic music continues)

(music builds)

(drums crashing)

Hello uglies. Welcome to the Underworld,

and to the first Floorshow
of the Boulet Brothers'

Dragula: Titans.

Tonight we've challenged
our monster drag artists

to choose classic Halloween costumes

and conceptualize and create
updated reinterpretations

of their traditional looks.

After finishing their costumes,
they're going to a party,

(evil laughter)

Our Halloween house party.

Where they must choreograph
a lip sync performance

with partners that have
been assigned to them

against their will. Of course.

(Boulet Brothers laughs evilly)

Here to help us judge
this momentous Floorshow

is the Mistress of the Dark herself,

the one and only Cassandra Peterson.

Better known to us all as... Elvira.

Cassandra darling, welcome
to our haunted house.

This is like my worst
nightmare. In a good way.

I can't think of a more perfect challenge

for you to join us in judging.

So thank you for being here.

You're welcome. I can't
think of one either.

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

And our next judge is celebrated filmmaker

and the director of the
upcoming Haunted Mansion film,

the dashing Mr. Justin Simien.

Justin, thank you so much for being here.

Thank you so much for having me.

This is an absolute hell hole.

Heed this warning,

Our spirits will materialize
only if you remain

safely seated with your
hands, arms, feet and legs

inside the ride.

Ooh. Okay. I'm gonna be good this time.

The clock is about to
strike the midnight hour.

So without further ado.

Let's dim the lights.

Start the music.

And let the Floorshow,

begin!

(lightning crashes)

(wind blowing)

(wind blowing)

(creature growling)

(record player clicking)

(record scratch)

(doorbell dings)

(horse neighing)

(growling)

(chimes shimmering)

(rattlesnake rattling)

(faint screaming)

(wings flapping)

(monster roaring and laughing)

(sniffing)

(wolf howling) (sniffing)

(wolf howling)

(do-wop music)

(deranged screaming)

(electricity crackling)

(music continues)

(creature rumbles)

(record scratch)

™ª ("I Was A Teenage Monster") ♪

♪ I was a teenage monster ♪

♪ ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ I was a teenage monster ♪

♪ Ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ A horrible teenage monster ♪

♪ Ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ 80 pounds of phlegm,
all over my face ♪

♪ Long finger nails,
my clothes a disgrace ♪

♪ Ah huh huh ♪

♪ Then I met a teenage angel ♪

(angelic voice sings)

™ª A beautiful teenage angel ♪

(angelic voice sings)

™ª She looked at me once ♪

♪ Then she looked again ♪

♪ She said I looked like something ♪

♪ The cat dragged in ♪

♪ Ah, huh, huh ♪

♪ She made me cut my hair ♪

♪ Scrub my face ♪

♪ Made me a member of the human race ♪

♪ Mirror, mirror, look and see ♪

♪ Is that a clean-cut peek of me ♪

♪ Teenage monster ♪

♪ Ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ Until I met a teenage angel ♪

(angelic voice sings)

媻 She took her lips, and
mixed them with mine ♪

♪ Then up in smoke
went old Frankenstein ♪

♪ She made me cut my hair ♪

♪ Scrub my face ♪

♪ Made me a member of the human race ♪

♪ Mirror, mirror, look and see ♪

♪ Is that a clean-cut peek of me? ™ª

♪ Teenage monster golly gee ♪

♪ I was a teenage monster ♪

♪ Ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ Till I met a teenage angel ♪

(angelic voice sings)

媻 She took her lips, and
mixed them with mine ♪

♪ And up in smoke went
old Frankenstein ♪

♪ I was a teenage ♪

(record scratch)

(lightning crashes)

(spooky electronic music begins)

(electronic music continues)

(electronic music continues)

(ghostly howling)

(forlorn piano music) (wind whooshes)

Well, welcome to Hell!

Truly. I do love it here though,

but it's always the same
complaint. It's too hot.

You know, I thought
we were supposed to wear

comfortable stuff this year.

What? Haha, what happened?

I don't know. This is not comfy,

I thought we were gonna
wear like baggy things

and like big wigs and be like comfortable.

Whatever. I guess we're not.

Okay. So listen,

let's just do what we always
do and take it out on them.

Let's do it.

Let's start with our nightmare girls.

- Okay.
- I thought that

was a really cute little
moniker they came up with.

What wasn't impressive was
the lip sync because it seemed

only Melissa really knew it.

[Dracmorda] Really? I thought Kendra

knew it pretty well too.

My eyes kept getting drawn to Melissa,

so I thought she was the
strongest of the group.

Kendra's strength to
me was her performance.

She did the toaster oven.

[Swanthula] Oh, so great.

[Dracmorda] I guess the look,

maybe it could have been a little bigger,

a little more exaggerated.

Let's talk about someone
else who suffered from

like a smallness in their look was Koco.

[Dracmorda] Maybe this
was just a little bit

of an off night for them.

I think they cracked
under the pressure tonight.

I do too.

Let's go to the next
group. Our pumpkin carvers.

Pumpkins. I loved the pumpkin.

- [Swanthula] How adorable.
- This was so demented.

I loved watching it.

[Dracmorda] Victoria to me stole the show.

The silhouette was gorgeous.
Her performance was good.

I mean, she kind of nailed the challenge.

Her hair looked good,
her nails looked good.

She's not going anywhere. Not tonight!

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

I think that Yovska looked
really great too, actually.

[Swanthula] And she served
us three pumpkins in one look.

[Dracmorda] That's right.

Oh, and also I was happy
to see Kendra and Victoria

kind of make up and mend
their fences a little bit.

I wonder how long that will last.

I mean, Victoria's been
there knocking for years.

Yeah, and finally Kendra's
decided to answer the door.

Okay, let's move on to HoSo and Evah.

[Dracmorda] Evah was fantastic.

They were very sexual
with their interpretation

of the devil. And it was
kind of Evah unhinged, right?

When I saw the little pitch
fork cigarette extender.

- That was so fabulous.
- [Dracmorda] I agree.

I mean, I want that. Well,
I'm not a smoker, but if I was,

I would smoke it with a pitch fork.

[Dracmorda] I thought HoSo was great too.

I mean that was HoSo's
version of a pirate.

Part of the challenge was,
reinterpret a classic look,

but make sure we still
see your drag in it.

And I think they did that effectively.

[Swanthula] I think you're right.

And HoSo's lip sync was on point.

So let's move on to Abhora and Erika.

I had no idea what Abhora
was supposed to be.

Exactly. Thank you.

[Dracmorda] What happened?

Like I have no idea what
you're supposed to be.

There's a house party happening.

You walk in and you're like, oh, a mummy.

- Frankenstein.
- Yep.

A devil.

- What the fuck is that?
- [Dracmorda] What is that?

And that should not happen.

If you have to ask,

Oh, what are you supposed
to be? Like, you failed.

You failed.

And it's like, are you a mop?

Are you a witch? Like what are you?

I don't know. I mean, really?

Yes. This is strange.

Maybe, maybe Abhora was
supposed to be the broom.

Like a witch broom.

[Swanthula] Okay.

- [Dracmorda] The haircut...
- [Swanthula] Sure.

Well, if you look at that hair again.

That's wild.

The ultimate fuck up, in my opinion.

They didn't know their lyrics.

- I know.
- At all.

Didn't know the song at all.

媻 She looked at me once,
then she looked again ♪

♪ She said I looked like something ♪

♪ The cat dragged in ♪.

It was a terrible mess.

How could you come on episode
one and not know the lyrics?

So let's talk about Erika.
Their lip sync was really good.

Yes, Erika's a good performer

and I think the look was really cute.

It was well executed.

- Maybe not perfect.
- [Dracmorda] Yeah.

It definitely wasn't the
biggest look in the room,

but I thought she did a solid job.

The look was a little small, right?

Maybe that's it. It was a little cutesy.

But that doesn't necessarily

- bother me.
- I liked it.

That's Erika's style. All right,

now let's talk about Astrud.

[Swanthula] Yes.

I was nervous when they were like,

Astrud's gonna be the
host. I was like, ooh,

I don't know about that. But,

killed it. Right?

I think that could have
been Astrud's death sentence,

but I really think Astrud
rose to the occasion.

Absolutely.

Astrud was a great host.

[Dracmorda] Yeah.

Like the campiness and the kookiness

that they performed with actually worked

and lended itself to this challenge,

unlike the Nosferatu Beach Party.

I'm just curious if Astrud
wins the challenge this week.

Are they gonna go home next week?

(Boulet Brothets laughing)

That would be amazing.

[Swanthula] Wow.

Astrud is hungry to be here

and I'm really excited to see it.

I'm hungry too.

Me too. My God.

Well, the challenge is over.

The stage is set.

We have some of my favorite judges

that we've had in the history of the show.

Let's do it.

(intense music)

(intense music continues)

Welcome back, ghouls

and thank you all for an
incredible first Floorshow

of the season.

I can see you all shiver with antici-

Say it!

Pation.

So let's get started.

Before we begin,

I wanna remind you that we are
not here to judge your drag.

Drag is art, and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition

and the challenges we put before you.

Now...

Yovska,

HoSo,

Kendra, and Melissa.

Please slither forward.

(tense music)

The judges felt you
scored high marks tonight

and the four of you should be proud

of your performances.

Your souls are safe and you
will be spared another day.

But please remain on the stage.

[HoSo] Every time the
Boulets tell you to stay on

the stage, something bad's gonna happen.

Astrud,

Victoria,

and Evah.

You were the strongest
competitors tonight.

Congratulations to all three of you.

Yes.

The judges felt you
were the hottest monsters

at the house party, and
we'd like to talk about why.

Let's start with Astrud.

That is fabulous. I kind of named this,

The Creature From The Black
Lagoon meets The Shape of Water.

Very beautiful. Those are toothpicks?

Thai rice paper, liquid
latex, and toothpicks.

Wow. You must have chopped
down a damn whole forest.

You have no idea. My claws are sharp.

[Cassandra] It's a very,
very creative take on a trope

that everyone knows and
is one of my favorite

personal characters. So brava.

Honey.

The craftsmanship is impeccable.

As the host, you nailed that lip sync.

You were giving me character,

you were giving me story. I
mean, I really, I'm blown away.

Thank you so much.

Astrud. How do you feel
about being in the top tonight?

I feel wonderful,

but a little hesitant to get too excited.

Scared of a little deja vu?

You know, I might be, maybe.

[Dracmorda] You were great as the host,

you kind of took to that goofy,

campy energy that was required of you

and you delivered it.

I think you rose to the occasion
and you did a great job.

The role of the host could
have been a death sentence

for the wrong performer,

but you took to it very
well and you should be proud

of yourself tonight.

Thank you, thank you so much.

[Swanthula] You're welcome.

Moving on to Victoria.

This is impeccable
and what I love about it

is that it's absolutely disgusting

and it's absolutely beautiful
and stunning at the same time,

you were also giving me like
a whiz Michael Jackson moment,

which I appreciate as well. Head to toe.

Brilliant. Inventive.

Really nailed the assignment.

Thank you so much.

So Victoria, I thought your
performance was really strong.

It was just joyous to watch you perform

and I think you basically deconstructed

every element of a pumpkin
and turned it into fashion.

[Dracmorda] From the shoes to the skirt,

the silhouette's interesting.

The material's interesting,

like this looks very like
runway couture sort of outfit

to me, and I think it's fantastic.

They're right. It, it looked like

Halloween Fashion Week
somewhere, not in Paris. Hell.

Halloween Fashion Week in hell. I love it.

I loved your gag when you
ripped off the wig and revealed

the slime and the
pumpkin seeds on the top.

They looked exactly what
comes out of the inside

of a pumpkin. It was just brilliant.

Thank you so much.

Let's talk about Evah.

Honey. Drag me straight to hell.

Oh, gladly.

Oh my God. Not only did
you nail the assignment,

but the twist and the turns,

the big costume reveal was amazing.

And you know, I love a chest
hair or two on my queens honey.

And so the way that you have
incorporated the body hair,

but also what came from
you as a character,

as a performer was exciting.

Thank you so much.

I mean, your two outfits
went together so fantastic.

You definitely have a Joan
Crawford thing going on there.

Why smoke one cigarette when
you can smoke three at a time?

Yeah. I go through a pack in like a day.

I love it. I would think of this

as your regular look if I were you.

Noted. Thank you.

And I'm such a big fan. Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

What most impressed
me was your performance.

You could tell you were feeling it,

you were embodying this she
devil persona, and I loved it.

I just thought it was perfect
for the Halloween House party.

Thank you. I really
wanted to take the approach

with hell is hot, but
I feel so much hotter.

[Swanthula] I loved the take on the devil,

but I didn't see a huge variation
from the source material.

However, when the dress came off,

she was daddy's naughty little girl.

Thank you. Thank you.

While you all did very well,

Only one of you can be the
ghost host with the most

and be declared the
winner of the first Titans

challenge of the season.

(tense music builds)

And that monster is...

Victoria Black.

Oh my God! (Cast clapping)

Thank you so much.

Congratulations Victoria,
on a historic win.

Oh my God, I'm so excited
I won this challenge.

I'm just happy I pulled it off

and the Boulets loved it.

For the rest of our Titans,

we felt that you could
benefit from some feedback

from the judges as to why you
didn't make it to the top.

We're going to offer you some
critique to try and help steer

you in the right direction moving forward.

Koco, we'll start with you.

Okay, so I didn't know
what you were first,

but lemme tell you something.

I really didn't care because

the titties are akimbo
and also who you are

and your personality
shines from the inside out.

And so with The Nightmare
Girls, which was super cute,

my eye kept going to you.

I don't know if it hits the
assignment, but I'm a fan.

Thank you.

I saw that you tried to
choreograph some things,

(angelic singing)

But they didn't quite gel.

I don't blame you guys.

I blamed the fact that
there were three people.

I mean, it's harder with
three, it's easier with two.

It's really easy with one.

So Koco, if there is any panel of judges

in the world that can
appreciate a skimpy sexy outfit,

it is this one right here.

Am I right, Cassandra?

Oh, yes.

Oh yes.

However, if you are gonna
wear one yard of fabric,

you need to make sure that
every inch of it is correct.

And I feel like this is not correct.

What needed to happen was
a little bit more focused

on the detail.

[Dracmorda] Not that the
look was bad, it wasn't.

It maybe just was a little quiet

compared to what you normally do

and compared to everyone
else on the stage.

But I thought you did great.

Thank you.

So, did not expect to be
in the bottom this week.

Super fucking sucks, but I
got more to show. So. Hmm.

Moving on to Erika.

How are you doing, Erika?

I'm okay.

Let me tell you something.

You look adorable. I got
what the assignment was.

I got what you were giving
and I actually thought

that you were really
good in the video too.

I felt like maybe conceptually
you felt a little anchored,

but you kept trying to make it
yours and I appreciated that.

Erika, I think you found
this placement by default.

I think the look is adorable.
Your lip sync was correct.

The reason that you're here is because

you have the volume here

and you need to just turn it up.

I need to look at you and
be excited and say like,

Oh, forget what everybody else is doing.

I wanna look at Erika,

this is good, but I think
you're capable of great.

I did love that you did
do the little furry chest

with the little fur boots and your makeup

honestly looks like a bat.

There was no question that
you didn't hit the assignment,

but I thought there
could have been something

a little bit more. I
mean, I still like it,

don't get me wrong,

but I just feel it didn't
go quite far enough.

I think that you nailed the lip sync.

You didn't really do
anything wrong per se.

I think maybe it was just
the silhouette looked quiet,

but your makeup looks
good, your costume's good.

I think it would be unwise for
anyone to underestimate you.

And last, but certainly least, Abhora.

I know we're really going
for classic horror tropes

here and I couldn't figure
out really what you were.

What? What are you?

I decided to go with
like an alien costume.

A what?

An alien costume?

[Cassandra] Aliens. Okay. Yeah.

That just didn't come across.

Just didn't quite get the assignment,

I don't think, unfortunately.

It was such a miss that it
wasn't like you were a weirdo

that showed up at the party.

It was like you were an uninvited guest

who just went to the wrong house.

Which is kind of on brand.

Hello, exactly.

I mean it's very Abhora.

[Dracmorda] You really have star power.

You just, I forgot how
exciting and unpredictable

and wily you are.

There's really no one else
like you in the drag world.

Thank God.

Words right outta my mouth.

You fucking bitches.

- Wow.
- I would just say

going forward, don't
over think these challenges.

Think about what they are
and try to interpret them

a little more literally.

I also think that you
didn't know all the words

of the lip sync, which
was definitely a problem

'cause it was a lip sync
challenge and it's episode one. So.

[Justin] Here's the
thing about the queer art.

We have to honor our weird shit inside.

We have to honor that voice always.

But then there's the part
where you gotta build a bridge

to other people so that
they can get it too.

And I just didn't get it. That's all.

And that's not even a big sin.

I also felt like in the music challenge,

because the lip sync wasn't on point,

you kind of energetically
brought your partner down.

[Swanthula] A hundred percent correct.

Because Erika, you were really
giving during the performance

and I feel like you were
carrying the weight of two.

[Erika] I absolutely was
carrying the weight of Abhora.

She did not know the words.

It just didn't feel like she
was on the same page as me.

Now this is normally the part

where we would put two of
you up for elimination,

but we're so thrilled to
have you all back with us

that we refuse to ruin this
family reunion personally.

So instead we're going to let
all of you ruin it for us.

Each of you will tell us who you feel

performed the weakest this
week with the secret ballot.

And the two performers
who get the most votes

for being the worst will
ascend the Steps of Souls

to the Ghostly Gallery.

Excuse me?

And one of you will be cast back down into

oblivion.

Oh my god.

[Melissa] This is fucking crazy.

Good thing I have that alliance, honey.

It's gonna come in handy.

[Swanthula] We're going to release you

to The Cauldron where you can enjoy

some SERV Vodka libations
while you mull over

your difficult decision.

And after you cast your vote,

you will join us back
here on the main stage

to read the verdict.

[Dracmorda] I just wanna warn you,

it's a brand new season and
there's gonna be a lot of twists

and turns to come your way.

(Swanthula laughs)

[Kendra] Oh, my God.

(tense music)

(tense music builds)

Oh my gosh, the fact that
we have to vote someone

home this week is so daunting.

I don't wanna have to send
any of our sisters home.

Listen guys.

I think at the point that
we are in this competition,

I think it is in all of our
best interest to go with votes

for people who were put,
who were in the bottom.

I've come to the conclusion of Abhora

being the worst of the evening.

She was the only one that
we didn't know what she was.

I can't just say who
I'm gonna fucking vote for

right now because I don't
even know right now myself.

[Melissa] We are in a competition. Okay?

I know, I understand
you have love for them,

but we have to go by what the judges said

in the, in the runway.

I don't wanna get it twisted

just because her and I have our history.

We also see each other.

And if I have to write her name down,

I fucking will in a heartbeat.

I don't care.

We can sit here all day and
say we can, we're gonna vote

fair la-di-da.

But if we wanted to do
something different in the back,

someone absolutely can.

Nothing stopping us at all.

[HoSo] Yeah, nothing stopping us.

Except your integrity.

If I find out that anyone

put anyone else's name
that wasn't in the bottom,

I'm gonna be pissed.

I feel as though y'all
should not vote for me

for the simple fact that
messy is a part of who I am.

[Victoria] They want a
hundred thousand dollar Titan.

They really want the most elevated shit.

If I wanted to elevate
it more, I could have,

but I wanted messy mummy at a house party.

I don't think I should go
home because this competition

would be pretty sad without
the baddest bitch in it.

I do not think I deserve to
get sent down to hell today.

My lip sync was sickening. I was camp.

I don't, I'm not going anywhere.

So it really just comes down to like Koco

and Abhora and Abhora, you
were just the least prepared.

I guess I could've listened to the song

a couple more times.

[Kendra] So do you feel
like you should go home

over anyone else?

Well.

Since everyone else was prepared

and you just admit that
you weren't prepared.

[Abhora] I had one rotten look.

I made some artsy choices
and I thought that people

would revel in it and they didn't.

Abhora. I really - [Yovska] It sucked.

Don't want you to
catastrophize the situation.

When Astrud starts talking,

I usually just kind of zone out.

Both of your looks lack imagination.

- Excuse you.
- No, don't.

[Abhora] I was too imaginative.

I think that both of you
did the bare minimum.

Bitch, it's a Halloween house party.

What about it screamed complicated?

They had no idea what you were.

As soon as Abhora started talking,

I tuned the fucking
volume all the way down

because it was just
dripping with self pity.

It's like, I don't wanna hear that shit.

You need to show us why
you want to be here.

[Evah] I'm very
disappointed in her behavior.

Quite frankly, I'm just,
I'm, I just don't recognize

this person that's in
front of me right now.

I just have so much good work coming.

And we don't?

You know, I love you,

but you are gonna get my vote

and it's because I
don't know what you are.

I can't believe people are
confused about what Abhora is.

She's clearly a feather duster.

Y'all vote with your heart,

but just know without
me in the competition

it's going to have a lot less steam.

Girl that was shady as fuck.

Like, bye.

So, so it's because of you this,

this season's gonna be-

It's all about you, aren't you?

Like, top?

[Evah] That sounds so narcissistic.

- It doesn't sound narcissistic.
- It is narcissistic.

It is.

At this moment, Abhora has my vote

because she is just being a sore loser.

It's very obvious that Abhora's getting

multiple people's votes and
they're making it very clear

that Abhora's getting their votes.

[Astrud] In Abhora's
defense. I just wanna say,

bitch when I fucking saw you.

Why is everyone coming
to Abhora's defense?

That's what I don't understand.

[Koco] On top of that,

there's three people in
the bottom right now.

It's obvious. Y'all only
give a fuck about this one.

I feel like HoSo keeps defending Abhora

and I'm not sure why.

[Yovska] You know, like I said,

I think there's a weird love
triangle between Abhora,

Astrud and HoSo and it's clear they're,

they're coming to save her girl.
They're coming to save her.

When I tell you that everybody jumped

in Abhora's fucking panties

and started sucking her off, I'm over it.

I'm not taking my titty out for her.

That's a grown ass woman. Deal with it.

I'm just trying to defend
the human being that I see

over there having a really hard time.

You guys signed up to
be here in a competition,

not to fucking be Barney
and friends, bitch.

Okay, but like, there
were certain comments

being like, Abhora,
you're being narcissistic.

Or Abhora, like, there's-

Which was what she said
because Erika sat here

and pleaded her case,

didn't put nobody down,
so there's a way to do it.

Koco sat there and told us how
she would pleaded her case.

Did she put anybody down?

[HoSo] Right.

But she did, correct?

Enough. Enough. I'm gonna go cast my vote.

I'm not even gonna lie,

I'm just such a big fan girl of Abhora

and I'm so excited to see
everything she has to offer

to this competition.

I just don't want to see her go home.

(ominous music)

(ominous music continues)

[Yovska] For me, I don't think you should

be lumped in with, you know, the two.

[Erika] I know, I know, I know.

But then if someone decide to be shady,

they're gonna be shady.

And then I can't help it,

and they're trash
competitors in my opinion.

I'm voting for Abhora 'cause

she's had the least amount
of growth out of all of us.

(tense music)

(tense music builds)

(tense music continues)

(tense music continues)

[Evah] Erika is wearing a
onesie with bat wings on it.

I feel like it's correct
that she's in the bottom.

Just breathe. You're going to be fine.

I didn't want you to see me this weak.

No, no, no, no.

I just made an enemy out of everyone.

No, no, no, no.

It wasn't your fault.

[Abhora] And now I'm an asshole.

You know I'm a fan.

And, a super fucking fan

and I can't wait to see

every single thing that you brought.

And I need you to be able to show that.

I'm obviously not gonna vote you up.

Well, is that really
what you want to do? Like-

Yes. For you? Yes.

That's not fair.

Well, I'm not trying to be fair.

I'm not going to admit it on camera.

I'm not gonna make an enemy for myself

or make myself look unfair.

And I love you, you know that.

(HoSo and Abhora kissing)

There we go.

(gasping)

[Abhora] You just kiss your friends?

[HoSo] If I love them enough.

[Abhora] I just don't...

want to overstep.

I just-

If you're overstepping, I'll let you know.

And I've told you that before.

This is kind of why I'm confused

is because she says that a
relationship can't happen.

And then she gave me a kiss.

I don't know what to do
with all these pieces.

I don't know what the difference
between love and friendship

is with her.

Do what you have to do. Okay?

(tense music)

(Abhora sighs)

(tense music)

(tense music builds)

(tense music continues)

Oh no ma'am. Absolutely not.

That's not gonna work for me.

Baby. It's 2022. Why are
we writing with quills?

Give me a pen. Somebody sign this for me.

How do you spell Abhora?

(Koco sighing)

Bitch.

(cast chattering)

Y'all, this is serious. I need silence!

Fuck.

This quill is about to take me out.

Can I just text my vote? Please?

This is disrespectful.

Are you serious?

(nails clicking)

(tense music)

(ominous music)

(shutter clicking)

(bell tolls)

(creepy animal growling)

(ominous music)

Welcome back, Titans.

(lightning crashes)

I have no idea what the fuck is coming.

Like, you are on fucking Dragula.

I know damn well
something's about to happen

and it's not gonna be good.

We've tallied all your votes

and it was a very close call.

(tense drumbeats)

Abhora

and Erika,

your siblings have voted to put
you both up for elimination.

Mm hm.

These fucking bitches can fuck right off.

[Erika] It feels like shit.

Knowing that they put me there.

I wanna punch them all in the face.

Please ascend the staircase of souls

to the ghostly gallery.

Where your final fate will be decided.

Um, what is going on?

And where one of you

will be dropped into the pit of oblivion

and returned to darkness.

[HoSo] I have no idea
what it is about to happen.

And this feels like a scene in a movie.

(tense music)

[Abhora] I'm regretful, I'm scared.

I'm angry. This isn't my life.

It's not supposed to be like this.

[Melissa] Even though I
do want Erika to go home,

I do think that Abhora's gonna go home.

She's salty as fuck, and she's rude.

[Evah] I don't know what's gonna happen

to Abhora or Erika,

but this is terrifying right now.

[Erika] Every last one
of them who voted for me,

they can all go fuck themselves.

I absolutely do not deserve to be here.

And if any of them go on to win,

they better know that my blood

will forever stain their
crown, those fucking assholes.

When I make it through this,

and when the tables turn,
they better watch out.

(ominous choir music)

Abhora.

(Abhora screams) (trapdoor opens)

You have been eliminated.

(tense music)

I, I, I just didn't, I
did not see that coming.

Was that a fucking trap door?

(Abhora screams) (Kendra laughs)

[Kendra] This is the
twist we were waiting for.

- [Erika] Honestly.
- Ding-dong, the witch is dead.

I'm glad to have someone that I viewed

as a strong competitor out of the game.

[Astrud] I'm horrified because

what if I made the wrong decision?

Maybe Abhora should have
stayed. I don't know.

Erika, you have been spared.

For you and the rest of
your fellow competitors,

The Battle of the Titans continues.

(Boulet Brothers laugh) (thunder rumbles)

(laughter echos)

(lightning crashes)

™ª ("Dragula Theme Song") ♪

(screaming)