All language subtitles for Royalteen.2022.NORWEGIAN.1080p.WEBRip.x265-VXT (2)

[dramatic clanging]

[panting]

[footsteps scurry]

[girl] You are done! You hear me?

[gasps]

[breathes heavily]

[breathing becomes steadier]

[exhales]

[upbeat music plays quietly]

[mom] Good morning. I made you a sandwich,

but I'd appreciate it
if you started packing your own lunch.

[Lena] Um, yeah, okay.

[upbeat pop music plays]

[scoffs] Isn't this song
a bit too much for today?

How is it not perfect, huh?

Yeah?

[mom] Are you excited
about your first day?

[laughs] Yeah, I… guess so.

-You need to hurry it up so you get--
-[Lena] Mom, I know!

All your new classmates will be waiting.

That's exciting, isn't it?

Actually, it's not.

[mom] Remember you can't say "you"
when you address them.

-For real? So what should I say?
-You need to say "Your Royal Highness."

You've gotta be kidding me. No way!

I Googled it last night. It's true.

Later on, you can call them by their name,

but, first, you need to follow
proper etiquette when talking to them.

They've been treated that way
their entire life.

They're probably a little soft.

-Especially the prince--
-Soft, right? As if.

[mom] He's going to inherit
an entire kingdom.

Does this look soft to you?
Prince Fuckboy? Are you serious?

Um, that's great.

That is not great!

-[mom] Looks like he's having fun.
-[scoffs] Oh my God.

You know what? I think Lena
should be glad to have such a special…

[kisses]

…experience many others
would never have a chance to get.

And I heard his mother,
the queen, is pretty sick.

She has some kind
of chronic fatigue syndrome.

Okay.

I think. I read it in some gossip column.

So I bet her son's going through a lot--

Yeah, all right.

[mom] I can imagine
it's been pretty difficult.

Mmm.

I'm going now.

-Okay, bye, Mom.
-Have fun.

-Yeah.
-Oh, Lena?

Hey, should I put the fish spread
back in the fridge?

[Lena] Yeah, go for it.

[mom] Don't forget.
"Your Royal Highnesses!"

[Lena laughs] No.

[pop music plays]

[indistinct chatter]

-How do you think this year will go?
-I think it'll be a good year.

[reporter] Do you know if the Queen
will be returning?

[girl] Very excited.
It'll be fun to see everyone again.

[bell rings]

[Lena] Uh, excuse me.

Do you know where class 2STB is?

-Yeah, it's right over there.
-Oh, thank you.

[pop music continues]

[boy 1] You got so shitfaced last night.

-[boy 2] I didn't.
-[girl] You did.

-[boy 1] You so were.
-[girl] That's a lie.

That's a lie. That's a lie!

[boy 1] Seriously, you need
to pull yourself together.

[girl] What are you talking about?
You were completely out of it.

[boy 1] Exactly. Exactly, man. You were
so fucked up. What are you talking about?

[girl] Oh my God, stop. It's not true.

-[boy 2] It was ten minutes, tops.
-It was for a half hour.

[teacher] I can hear
you guys enjoyed yourselves this summer.

Hi. Lene?

Hey. It's so great to finally meet you.

Oh yeah, my name is Ove.
I wanted to welcome you.

Welcome to our class.
You will do great here.

[boy 3] Bless the Fatherland!

[laughter]

[boy 1] What's up?

-[Ove] Look who just showed up.
-I'm very sorry that we're late.

But Kalle had to make sure his hair
was perfect before we could leave.

[boy 1] Looking good, Kalle!

-Of course he did.
-It took him two hours.

Two and a half, I don't know.

[boy 3 clears throat]

-Hi.
-Kalle.

-Lena.
-Lene. Pleasure.

Len-a. [laughs]

-Hmm?
-It's not Lene. It's Len-ah.

You know…

♪ Come on, Lena ♪

Excuse me?

-The Håkan Hellström song.
Okay.

[hums]

♪ Come on, Lena ♪

[Kalle laughs]

-[laughs]
Okay, forget about that.

My mom was playing it this morning.
It's her favorite.

I don't know what you're talking about,
but hi, Lena, nice to meet you.

[Ove] Everyone hurry and find your seats
so we can start. Hurry up now.

[boy 1] Margrethe,
what did you think of the pen?

[Margrethe] Was that from you?

Yeah, I just found it
and it made me think of you.

'Cause you're a princess and stuff.

-[Ove] Okay, everyone!
-Thank you.

Yes.

It's nice to have everyone here.

First off, thank you all for joining me,
and welcome back to school.

Seeing all of your smiling faces
is making me realize

that our summer vacation is far too short.

[laughter]

Okay, we have a new student joining
our class today, and her name is Lene.

She's sitting next to Karl Johan.

So if you haven't had a chance
to say hi to her yet, you can do so now.

-Hey, Lena.
-Hi, Lene.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Hello.

[Kalle] Len-ah.

-[Ove] I'm sorry.
-Her name's Len-ah.

She's named after
that Håkan Hellström song.

[Ove] Oh, let me see.

Oh, what do you know? Lena.

I'm sorry, Lena.
I don't know how I mixed that up.

I'll know it now.
Lena, Lena, Lena. [laughs]

Okay, uh, anyways,

you might have guessed,
but I'm your teacher this year.

[pop song plays]

-[baby babbles]
-[Lena] Hi.

-Good morning, sweetie.
-[mom] We need more milk.

-[mom] How'd it go?
-[Lena] Good.

What were they like?

Did you call them "Your Royal Highness?"

[scoffs] Mom.

Did they have bodyguards?

It's unbelievable what they choose
to spend our taxes on.

[mom] Don't bring
your political opinion into this.

-[dad] The king seems like a nice guy.
-[mom] I like that we have a royal family.

-He genuinely seems to care.
-The exact opposite of a democracy.

[mom] They don't actually have
any real power.

It's vital for the monarchy
to keep in touch with the people.

-[dad] Well, but of course. Who said that?
-Princess Diana did.

-You like her.
-[dad] Yeah. [laughs]

-See ya.
-[mom] Working out?

-Uh, yes.
-[mom] Can you take Theodor with you?

I'm going for a run.

Up! Think of it as a training exercise. We
need to make a run to the grocery store.

Come. Hi.

-[mom] All right. Add diapers to the list.
-You ready?

[pop music plays]

[pop music plays in earphones]

[Lena] Whoa!

[breathes heavily]

[tense music plays]

[panting]

[Lena groans]

[girl] You are done.

[pop music resumes]

[breathes heavily]

[tense music plays]

[pop music resumes]

[strains]

[earphones beep and music stops]

[Lena] Are you kidding?

[sighs]

-[Theodor whimpers]
-Are you cold, baby?

Let's put on your beanie.

-[Theodor gurgles]
-Shh. Come on, let's get this on.

Here's your jacket.

-[Theodor whimpers]
-Hey, it's okay. Let's get you out.

[sighs]

Whoa!

Lena?

Are you also doing hill training?

This is the best spot in Nordmarka.

But from the look of it,
you're not here for that. [chuckles]

-Where are you going with that little guy?
-Uh, he's my baby brother. Uh…

We were heading to Ullevålseter,
and then my phone…

My phone died, and the stroller got stuck,

and my mom's gonna be waiting for us
back home and…

I've never ran here before.

Okay. So you're a little off track,
am I right? [chuckles]

Yeah.

You can say that.

Where did you start from?

Uh, Grevling Street. By the tennis court.

The tennis court?
Yeah, it's right over there.

Just down that path and you're there.

Oh.

Uh, okay.

[Theodor cries]

Shit, look, you were right.

-[Kalle] That's a good thing, isn't it?
-[Lena] Yeah. Ooh!

-[Kalle laughs]
-Was that fun?

Sit down.

-[Theodor laughs]
-There you go, little man.

Thank you for helping us.

No sweat.

Anything to avoid
running up those hills again.

[both chuckle]

[Kalle] Ew!

No, wait a second. Don't scratch.
Wait, don't scratch, don't scratch.

What is that?

Just hold still.

Uh…

Ah!

Look.

It's intact.

I hate bugs, so…

If you end up getting a rash, uh,

or itching, you should probably
call your doctor.

But I think you'll be fine.

[Kalle] You don't need
to suck out the venom or anything?

-[laughs] Isn't that for a snake bite?
-[Kalle] Hm, right, yeah.

There is a difference, I believe,
between a tick and a snake.

Thought so. [chuckles]

Well, to thank you,

can I offer you a ride
to the party on Friday?

Party?

Yeah, this year's pool party at Ingrid's.

Everyone's going.

-Tomorrow, I can't go, so--
-No problem. Like I said, it's Friday.

I, um, I meant… I meant Friday.

Mmm. Because?

I have a bunch of homework to do,
and we've some guests staying with us.

[chuckles] Okay. One sec.

I need a picture with my rescuer.

[camera clicks]

[Kalle] Bring a swimsuit.

[soft music plays]

[chuckles]

[soft music continues]

Check it out.

[soft music continues]

[soft music fades]

Well, look who it is. Our celebrity.

Hi, Lena.

We haven't been introduced yet. Ingrid.

Hi. Pleasure.

I'm Astrid.

-Lena.
-Hi

-Fanny. Pleasure.
-Lena.

-So how do you two know each other?
-Um, know who?

You and Kalle? [chuckles]

Yeah, just from class.

Oh, that's great.

So you two went for a walk
in the woods together?

[Astrid] Yeah, it looked really nice.
-Did you plan to do that?

I went to go for a quick run
with my little brother

and we just got lost.

It really wasn't that great.

Well, seems like you two
were really enjoying yourselves out there.

I mean, I was just helping him
remove a tick that was stuck on him.

He was freaking out, so I just

went and took it off.

-A tick, is that right?
-[girls chuckle]

That sounds fun.

[girl chuckles]

[gasps] Tess!

[girls laugh]

[Ingrid] Hi! You're back home so soon!

Not exactly. The principal called me in
to talk about all my absences.

Then, I'm ready to go back to work.

-[sighs] That sucks.
-Mmm.

Anyway, you meet Lena back there?
She's new. She was on Kalle's story.

Lena, Tess. Tess, Lena.

-[Tess] Hi! Nice to meet you.
-Hi.

-You too. Um, are you Tessalicious?
-That's me.

Um, I follow you on Instagram.

-Oh!
-[Lena] I really like your stuff.

Thank you so much.

It really sucks that I can't post anything
from school because of our royal twins.

It's pretty awesome
when you get paid for making content

but you can't film the one thing
that makes up your entire day.

But what can you expect when you have
Princess Paranoia in your damn class?

[Margrethe] Princess Paranoia?

I'll catch you some other time, Lena.
See you around.

-That is a very cute top. Is it new?
-No, it's actually old.

Mm-hm.

-[Arnie] What's up?
-Hey.

-Hey.
-[Lena] Hi.

Hey.

Thank you again.

Uh, no wait. I mean… Damn, no.
I'm just saying that I'm…

Thank you for the stroller.

Thank you as well too.

You're welcome.

[Ove] Okay, everyone,
please take your seats.

That includes the crown prince and Lene.
Shoot, I did it again. I'm so sorry. Lena.

Come on. Let's go.

Thank you.

[hip-hop music plays]

[mom] Lena?

Lena!

Lena, come downstairs please!

[hip-hop music stops]

His Royal Highness Prince Karl Johan
has come here to see you.

Hi.

You have the cutest little brother.

Thank you.

-[Theodor babbles]
-[Kalle] I think he quite likes me.

I only have a stressed-out sister
who's five minutes younger than me,

but acts like she's ten years older.

-[awkward laughter]
-Yes.

-Yeah.
-[Kalle] So…

-[Theodor babbles]
-[Kalle] You have a lovely home.

Oh yeah? Thank you.

-It's nothing.
-Unless… Yeah.

Well, it's…

-It's nice enough.
-[dad] Mm-hm.

[Kalle] All moved in then?

-[dad] Yeah.
-[mom] Yes, we are.

-There's still a lot to do.
-A few things, but we're pretty far along.

-It's coming.
-We're still putting things up.

Photos and…

-Curtains.
-Curtains, yeah.

-And lamps and flowers. You know?
-And flowers too.

-Things you put up.
-Yeah.

-So, yeah.
-The garden's looking good. Very nice.

It's actually full of ticks.

-Oh really?
-[Lena] Mm-hm.

-Gotta watch out then.
-Yeah.

I'm not sure if the outfit you have on
is right for a pool party.

Pool party, you say?

Yeah, it's at Ingrid's house.
It's tradition.

-All right then.
-Oh, that sounds like fun.

Or we could just stay in tonight
with Theodor.

-Yeah! We could make waffles for dinner--
-Yeah. A pool party sounds great.

Uh, give me five minutes.

-[chuckles]

[upbeat music plays]

I'll be right back.

Hi!

[upbeat music continues]

Thanks.

[upbeat music continues]

[Kalle] How are you?

[upbeat music continues]

Uh… can I please get mine in a lompe?

Thanks.

[all] Woo!

[upbeat music continues]

-[Tess] Lena! Hi!
-Hi!

I didn't know you were gonna be here.
It's so great to see you.

Yeah, it is.
God, you look really incredible.

Thank you. You're looking
pretty hot yourself.

[laughs]

-I'll catch you later.
-You're leaving?

Uh, yeah. I don't really
have fun at these parties.

It would've been cool
to hang out with you and all,

but there's someone here who just can't
seem to stand looking at my face.

So, uh… Yeah, sometimes, I can handle it,
and other times, I can't.

So I'm out.
It was nice seeing you. Mwah. Mwah.

Lena! I'm so glad
you decided to come, dear.

-Here you go. Welcome to our humble abode.
-Ah.

And you're eating already, I see.

Mmm.

-Thank you for that.
-Hey, I'll see you later.

-Leaving?
-[Tess] Yeah.

I don't really want to deal
with her bitchy attitude the whole night.

I'd rather go shopping at MAC
At least I'll enjoy myself.

Okay, but can you come back later
when things start to pick up?

Uh, maybe. Yeah, I'll try.

But you guys have fun here. Okay?

-We'll talk later.
-Bye.

Do you know what's going on with her?

[sighs] It's just that Tess and Margrethe
used to be…

It's a very long story. Has anyone
introduced you to Margrethe by the way?

-Uh, no.
-[Ingrid] Then, I'll do it now. Come.

[cheering]

Look who I found.

Hi.

-Isn't this party really nice?
-Yeah, it's nuts.

-I'll get us some more drinks, yeah?
-[girl] Thanks.

Hi. I'm glad you came.

Mmm. Hi. Yeah.

[laughs awkwardly]

Tell me, how are things so far?

It's been a little strange
to go to school with royalty.

But I've started to realize that you all…

You guys are just normal people.

There are still a few things that are not

completely normal about Kalle and I.

I just wish
that we had more of a screening process

before people are placed in our class.

Some people are just insane.

And I'm not talking
about journalists or reporters.

I'm talking about ordinary people

with cell phones and no boundaries.

[scoffs]

-I didn't send that photo to anyone.
-You didn't?

Drinks.

What happened to Tess?

Uh, she had to leave.
She had some launch to go to.

[Fanny] Hey, Lena,
can you take this from me?

I guess there's not enough royal gossip
here for influencers to post about.

-[laughter]
-Did you see what she was wearing?

-Like some wacky cat woman costume.
-[laughter]

I thought she looked pretty.

-Excuse me?
-She looked nice.

Yeah.

Are there any fashionistas
in your little village, Horten?

Such a cute dress. Hm. Where from?

Cubus.

Half price. 2018.

Well, it's nice. Uh, we really
should add you to our class chat.

Yeah, sorry, I don't have social media.
I deleted everything.

Oh, shoot.

Who did I just add then? [chuckles]
Hope it's not some random weirdo.

Let's see. Lena Karlsvik?

Is this you?

Yeah…

I have Snapchat,
but I don't use it at all.

I've been trying to cut back
on my screen time.

You have an 1,100 snap score.

Did you delete the old account
and make a new one?

There you are. Come with me, okay?
I want to show you something.

-Are you good?
-[Lena chuckles]

Were my sister
and her friends pestering you?

[both laugh]

You could say that.

-Are you sure you're okay?
-Yeah.

-Yeah?
-[both laugh]

[Lena laughs]

Wanna sit?

Yeah.

[both laugh]

Why is there no one swimming here?

If I had a pool,
I'd be swimming in it all the time.

It's a tradition that we have.
First one who gets in the pool is Arnie.

-But at the right moment.
-Seriously?

[both laugh]

Yeah, no one gets in before. He's first.

I see, I see.

But then why have a barbecue
if no one is eating?

Hm, good point. [laughs]

[Lena laughs]

Are you sure it was all okay
with my sister? She can be tough.

Yeah, no shit. She gave me her big speech
and then she interrogated me.

[Kalle chuckles]

-Gotcha.
-[Lena chuckles]

Most of us have known each other
since middle school.

I'm not sure if they chose their class
or were forced to join.

But it's important
to maintain stability around the royals.

Mmm. [laughs]

-Want some?
-Okay.

Maybe just take a small hit
if it's your first time.

-Good?
-I prefer beer.

[chuckles]

I'm happy you're here.

I only came
'cause you showed up at my house

and made friends with my parents
out of nowhere.

-Mm, touché.
-Mm-hmm.

I mean it.

That's sweet.

But you're a prince.

Mm, crown prince.

Right, sorry.

Crown prince, and a player.

Player?

-You always have girls around you.
-Okay.

-Okay?
-[Kalle] Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

[romantic pop music plays]

Hey, hey, hey. Shit. Sorry. Sorry.
I probably shouldn't have seen that.

I didn't mean to interrupt
whatever you two were doing there.

[laughs]

Hey, Kalle, you know me, man. I can't see
very well with my glasses anyways.

I'm just gonna look over there.
Do some reconnaissance.

What a dickhead.

[laughs]

But, Kalle, seriously,
you gotta help me out here.

That could have been real awkward.

[laughter]

-[Arnie] So what do we think?
-From the balcony?

Yeah.

Hmm.

Not close enough. It's like 20 meters
between the balcony and the pool.

-That far, huh?
-Yeah.

-No.
-He's right.

I just checked the distance
and it's about 18 meters.

But I found another place. Follow me.

Fuck.

[Ingrid] Did you delete the old account
and make a new one?

[laughter]

[girl] Delete your fucking account,
you stupid bitch!

-[squealing]
-[laughter]

-[retching]
-Fucking hell, get out of here!

[tense music plays]

Fuck off, Lena!

[tense music fades]

What the fuck are you trying to do?

What the fuck are you doing?

[Lena] Are you fucking crazy?

You almost drowned me!

You can't just put people
in a fucking chokehold underwater.

It's totally normal to swim when it's…
When it's a fucking pool party.

Why even have a barbecue
if no one's willing to eat? That's crazy!

-Is anyone having fun here?
-Come on, you almost drowned.

-Just relax.
-I was trying to do a fucking starfish!

Thank you!

[exhales]

Lena!

[Arnie] Okay, guys, I'm jumping in!

-Three!
-[crowd] Two, one!

[cheering]

[melancholy music plays]

[retches and coughs]

[retches]

[coughs]

[melancholy music continues]

[Lena retches]

Wasn't I supposed to be your ride?

[exhales] Just figured
I needed some fresh air.

What are you on right now?

Just the….

The usual, and stuff.

And what stuff?

I tried a vape, Dad.

You tried a vape?

Just marijuana?

-The prince didn't give you anything else?
-No, no, no.

I'm just not used
to drinking that much anymore.

Because there's a lot of that
in those circles, you know?

[sighs]

There are many pictures of that boy

with drugs and naked women.

I know. I've seen it.

[scoffs] It says a lot
about their perception of reality.

How they connect to the real world.

I think he's not that bad, Dad.

-[Lena vomits]
-[dad sighs]

It's okay, it's okay.

Get it out.

Get it out.

[dad] Can't you just
tell the prince what happened?

What if you tell him the truth?

Good night, sweetie.

[cell phone beeps]

[cell phone beeps]

[cell phone beeps]

[Lena sighs]

SNAPCHAT:
FRIEND REQUESTS

[sighs]

CLASS CHAT 1.5 HR AGO
STAR OF THE EVENING

A NEW WOMAN WENT DOWN KARL JOHAN!

UNKNOWN: HAVE YOU TOLD THE PRINCE
ABOUT YOUR CREATIVE SIDE?

LENA + THE PRINCE = ?

VOICE MESSAGE FROM KALLE

[Kalle] Sorry for yesterday.
I'm sorry I had you in a chokehold.

But I swear I only did it
'cause I thought you were drowning.

So, sorry.

But if you want,
a group of us are going down by the water.

[Lena] Hey, hey.

[Kalle] Would the starfish
like to join me for a boat ride?

[Theodor babbles]

[Lena] Thanks for inviting me.

Uh, for now,
I'm still trying to get over my shock

from being physically assaulted
by the crown prince,

but I, uh, thank you for thinking about me
and for the boat trip invite.

I have to stay and watch my brother,

so have fun on the water,
Mr. Crown Prince.

I doubt you'll be swimming anyways.

Cutie. Hey, come here, little cutie.
Come here, come here!

Hey! Did you just poop? No!

We need to change your diaper.
[laughs] Do you agree?

[Theodor cries]

-[Kalle] Hey there.
-[Lena] Oh!

Uh, hi.

-[Kalle] Hi.
-What are you doing?

Thought I'd come
check on the starfish. [laughs]

Yeah, that was… Sorry. Weird.

Don't worry. You okay?

-Um, yeah.
-Good.

-As good as I can be.
-Cool.

I'm kind of…

-How are you feeling after that?
-Fine.

I didn't drink as much.

Oh yeah, right.

-I really had too much.
-[Kalle] Yeah.

How's your brother?

Uh, really great.

Could I hold him?

Okay. Here.

Ah, hi, Theodor!

Uh-oh.

Ah, Theodor!

[Theodor giggles]

Here. Uh, I used to be big into baggy
clothes, so maybe this'll fit you.

I put yours in the laundry.

[Kalle chuckles]

Uh, thanks.

Fits like a glove.

Ugh, I'm sorry.

Again. Sorry.

-Don't worry about it.
-I mean it.

For everything yesterday.
For the pool, and for…

For getting incredibly wasted
and not being on my best behavior.

You were so nice and I was an ass.

And then Theodor pisses on you.

-[both laugh]
-I'm sorry.

Really.

[soft music plays]

Oh. Oh, shoot.

Hi, you two. Don't mind us.
Or better yet, pretend we're not here.

[nervous laughter]

It's lovely to see you again,
Your Royal Highness.

I'm sorry. I mean, normal teen Kalle.

Let me help you with those--

No, no, no, no, no.
I can do it. Don't worry.

-You two go out and have fun.
-Nice seeing you, Your Royal Highness.

You too.

So where is Theodor?

-Uh, he's sleeping.
-[dad] Okay, thanks.

Great then. You're free
to go out and do whatever.

You can have
the rest of the day to yourself.

You should go hang outside. It's so nice.
Don't waste your day sweating in here.

[mom sighs]

-Uh--
-You all right?

Yeah. I just…

You know when you bend down
and you come up too quick?

And the blood rushes to your head.

[sighs]

[exhales]

[chuckles]

Well, you two get out of here.
Go enjoy yourselves.

We can take the boat out.

[Kalle] Hm?

It only fits two.

[Lena] Yeah, sure. Just promise me you're
not gonna save me if I start drowning.

Drowning?

Don't worry, Dad. It's a joke.

[both chuckle]

-Whoa, are we taking the royal yacht?
-No.

-[both laugh]
-[Kalle] It's out sailing.

The King is using it for a regatta.

Do you really call your father "The King"?

[both chuckle]

Sometimes. The King and the Queen, yeah.

Ta-da!

[laugh]

It's not the biggest of boats,
but it's all mine.

It's really amazing.

[Kalle laughs]

Okay. The police escort is waiting nearby.

They've promised to keep their distance,
but no less than a couple hundred meters.

-Also, let's follow the speed limit.
-Got it.

Keep in touch. Contact me
for even the smallest of things.

Yeah, I know.
I've only heard it a hundred times.

[woman] Of course, Your Royal Highness.

But I know our new passenger
hasn't heard me say it before.

Mm.

[engine revs]

[relaxing music plays]

[Kalle] I swear to God, yesterday,

I shouldn't admit this, but I was both
scared and fascinated by what you did.

-Yeah?
-You were like, "Boom!" [laughs]

Like it was… It was truly you.

Might as well go for it.

You're always your whole and true self.
To hell with hiding who you are.

-[Lena] Mmm.
-I really like that.

You're tough and you're honest.

Why did you move out here?

Oh, you know,
it got too exciting in Horten.

Yeah, come on. Tell me.

It's… My dad just got a new job
out in this place,

so we followed him.

-That's it?
-[Lena] Yeah.

-Sorry, that's all there is.
-[both chuckle]

Got it. Don't worry about it.

[Lena] Hmm.

I'm happy you kept that picture private.

Were you checking my profile?

[both laugh]

Well, sure.

We have people
that look into those things.

-Shit. For real?
-[Kalle] Yeah. [laughs]

You're the first one not to spread gossip

and upload pictures everywhere
that were taken with the crown prince.

A prince selfie?

Sure. [chuckles]

[Lena chuckles]

[Kalle] So you've seen that picture
in the nightclub then?

That one where you were
surrounded by half-naked women,

who probably had their tongues
down your throat?

And it looks like
you just sniffed three kilos of cocaine?

Yeah. That one. [laughs]

[Lena] Hashtag player.

Hashtag heartbreaker, hashtag…

-[Kalle] Hashtag PrinceFuckboy?
-Mmm.

[both chuckle]

[Kalle] Things aren't always
what they seem to be.

People just see what they want sometimes.

So then what happened?

[Kalle] It was a party
for a movie premiere.

Margrethe and I were invited

and I sat down on that couch
just for a moment, just for a second,

then those girls came.

[Lena] Hmm.

It seemed pretty planned, because
the person who took the pictures,

they were in our group.

Then all of a sudden, those pictures
were posted all over the world.

I must hold some family record.

[both laugh]

And yet…

[romantic music plays]

[upbeat music plays]

[cheering]

[boat horn honks]

[cheering]

[Arnie] Whoa, whoa, whoa,
look who showed up.

[upbeat music continues]

His Highness and the starfish!

[Lena sighs and laughs]

I'm so sorry that I missed your little
mating ritual in the pool yesterday.

-[laughter]
-[Arnie] Jesus!

-You weren't traumatized or anything?
-No, I'm all good.

So you lovebirds have your own plans
or will you be joining the party?

I have to go, but thanks for the invite.

Okay. Kalle, you coming?

Give us a sec?

-Let's leave them then.
-[Kalle] Thanks.

You're not coming?

No, I can't sit and listen to people
calling me starfish all night.

And besides,
I had a really beautiful day with you,

so I don't wanna ruin that.

You're right. Today was very nice.

-It could've started a bit better.
-[groans]

-[Kalle] Right?
-No, don't remind me.

Is it cool if I hang with my friends?

[Lena] Yes, of course.

Thanks for asking me.

If we were alone right now,
I would be kissing you.

Hm. How about tomorrow?

I'll be home alone
if you want to come to my place?

Uh, where exactly? The royal palace?

Sure. I can send a car
to pick you up at your house.

Are you kidding? Home alone at the palace?

Yeah.

Okay, I'm in.

[Kalle chuckles]

Okay. See you soon.

-[Arnie] Woo!
-[girl] Hey there.

-Hey, come on.
-Let's party, man.

[hopeful music plays]

I'll inform the crown prince
that you have safely arrived.

Thanks so much.

[music fades]

[door opens]

There you are.

Welcome to the palace.

Lena, is it?

[Lena] Yes. Hi.

Uh, hello, Your Maj… Sir… Honor…
[laughs awkwardly]

The… The King. [chuckles]

I think it was a good try. Come in, Lena.

-[King] I'm glad you could join us.
-[Lena] Thank you.

It's nice to meet you.

Thank you very much.
It's also nice to meet the King.

[King] I understand you're in the same
class as Margrethe and Karl Johan?

Yeah, we're in the same class.

Does he behave himself?

Uh, yeah, I think he does.

[laughs] Good. That's great.
Very reassuring.

You came prepared, I see.

Oh. [chuckles]

I know Kalle will appreciate it.
He loves his sweets.

-Do you like seafood?
-[Lena] Uh, yeah.

Especially king crab.

[King chuckles]

Let's eat then.

Hi, Lena. Come on in.

-Hi, Lena.
-Kalle, what the fuck?

I'm sorry, but they changed their plans.

I tried calling you, but… I'm very sorry.

Thank you.

Start on the outside and work your way in.

[King] Thank you very much.

-Mmm.
-[King] It's good, right?

I'm glad.

We'll have crayfish as our starter,
and fish for the main.

Karl Johan doesn't
like shellfish very much,

even though it's been our dinner
every Sunday for who knows how long.

He'll probably get pizza later.

[chuckling]

In other words, he's a big man baby.

[Margrethe chuckles]

This place is beautiful.

Thank you, Lena.
We are very happy with all…

the renovations.

-[Margrethe] Where do you live?
-[Lena] Grevling Street.

I hear that you're new in town.

Mm-hm. Yeah, we just moved out to Oslo
this summer, from Horten.

Mm, from Horten? Hm.

I actually have many good friends there.
I go sailing with the mayor.

I think he has a daughter your age.
Have you met her?

-No.
-[Margrethe giggles]

That's a little odd.
How many people live in Horten?

Several thousand.

But how many mayor's daughters
can you have in your class?

-Margrethe.
-What, Kalle?

We need to check every little thing before
introducing new people to the family.

Especially all the kind of girls
you drag in here.

[quiet regal music plays]

It was all delicious.

Thank you so much.
We're really happy with our chef.

-Was the pizza good, Kalle?
-Yeah, very.

[door opens]

[woman] Good afternoon.

Welcome.

A guest.

We don't often have visitors.

-Your name?
-Lena Karlsvik, Your Highness.

Sofia, please.

It's always very nice
to meet Margrethe's friends.

Actually, I'm here with Kalle.

Karl Johan?

Well, that's also nice.

-Sverre, can I borrow you for a moment?
-Of course, my dear.

Lovely to meet you, Lena.

You too.

Please excuse me.
When I get back, we can have dessert.

[door closes]

This is like a Pretty Woman experience
for you, isn't it?

You're new in town and don't know anyone.

Then all of a sudden,
you meet the crown prince himself.

Now you're eating dinner

with the King.

You're calling me a whore?

-Your words, not mine.
-Cut it out.

I'm watching out for us.

No one asked you to butt in.

But I have to.

No one else
is going to change your diapers.

What's your problem, man?

-Can't you be nice for ten seconds?
-Like you?

Do you want me to start
bringing random girls into the palace?

I beg your pardon?

Are you seriously asking me
to excuse myself?

I'll correct my manners

as soon as you put the napkin
where it's meant to be,

instead of wherever you feel like
as if you're a fucking hobo.

[scoffs]

[door opens]

I'm back! Now, it's time for dessert.

Who's ready for some?

I've lost my appetite.

Thank you for dinner.

-None for me.
-Thanks, but I'm set.

[King] Oh, that's right.
You brought some candy.

Do you want some?

Candy? Thank you, but I think I'm fine.

I'll just stick to my caramel pudding.

Wait, hold on. Hang on, hang on.
What do you have in there?

-Uh, a bit of everything.
-[King] Let's have a look.

Oh, Powertoads. Can I take one?

Mm-hm. Go ahead. [chuckles]

And a Heksehyl. Haven't had those
in forever. Can I take that too?

Yeah.

-Whatever you want.
-Thank you.

[Lena] You're welcome.

King. [laughs]

Call me Sverre, please.

I wouldn't dare. But you can call me Lena.

-I admire you, Lena.
-[Lena giggles]

[orchestral music plays]

-[mom] Hi, Lena.
-[Lena] Hi.

-[dad] Hello.
-[Lena] Hey.

[dad] We're about to eat.

-[Lena] Where's Theodor?
-Upstairs. Sleeping.

-[dad] Hope you're hungry.
-I actually ate already.

Oh, really? Where?

At the palace.

At the palace?

Yep.

And with whom?

With

Kalle, Margrethe, and Sverre.

Sverre, the King?

-[Theodor cries]
-Yeah, the King. I'll get him.

The King had Heksehyl for dessert.

-[Kalle] I'll see you in class later.
-[Arnie] I'll have my notes this time.

Are you going?

Everyone's going, Lena. [laughs]
It's more mandatory than the vaccine.

-[laughs]
-[Kalle] You free this weekend?

I have nothing planned.

Good. 'Cause we're gonna be taking a trip.

To Arnie's cabin.

The only way I'm coming
is if we get our own room

that locks, so we aren't disturbed.

Just for the two of us.

I'll see what I can do.

Kalle, what's up with your mom?

She's just sick.

She's terrified of not being good enough.

But it's just a type of anxiety.

Do you think she will ever get better?

She might.

But only if she faces her fears.

And actually admits she has anxiety.

That she's scared of everything, everyone.

-[Arnie] Ready for calc?
-Uh, yeah.

-[Kalle] So this weekend?
-Yeah, sure.

-Is she coming with?
-Mm-hm.

[chilled-out pop song plays]

-Hi.
-Hi.

Can I take your bag?

Sure.

Thank you.

No problem. Hey, it's nice to see you.

Likewise, Your Royal Highness.

Oh, I took the liberty of folding
the crown prince's T-shirt after…

After the little accident yesterday.

Thank you so much. That was sweet.

My pleasure. Of course. [chuckles]

Hello, hello.
I take it you're Lena's parents then?

-[mom] Your Royal Highness.
-Hi. And this one must be Theodor. Hi!

Thank you for asking Lena
to join you on your trip.

-Bitch.
-It's really no problem. Don't worry.

All of Kalle's friends are my friends,
so everything is…

Is totally fine.

-I hope you have a lovely weekend.
-[dad] You too. Have a splendid weekend.

Of course. Thank you.

Okay.

[chilled-out pop music resumes]

What's up?

GURO AND KRISTIAN ARE BACK TOGETHER

-[girl] Did you see it?
-Who didn't?

[laughter]

ISN'T K WITH LENA?
THAT'S LAST WEEK.

LENA DUMPED AGAIN
LOSER

[girl] Did you see this?

VIDEO SUCCESFULLY POSTED

[girl] Oh my God!

That is disgusting.

-[cell phones beep]
-[teenagers chatter]

Fuck off, Lena!

[chuckles] You look so cute
when you're sleeping. [chuckles]

-Can you delete it please?
-Okay.

I just don't like
getting my picture taken.

I thought Margrethe was the only one
who cared about that, but…

There. Deleted.

[Kalle chuckles]

[Kalle] Mm.

-[Lena] Shit, it's raining.
-[Kalle] It's barely sprinkling.

We're outside of Horten now.
You feel like home yet?

Can we stop here? I need to pee so badly.

[Margrethe] Kalle, why are you so vulgar?

-[Margrethe] I'll get a drink. Anything?
-No, thanks.

Okay.

[yawns]

Lena, stop!

Fuck, Lena. Come on.

Hey.

I just wanted to tell you
that I'm sorry, Guro.

I shouldn't have posted that video.

I was totally out of line.

I don't know if there's anything
I-I can say that'll fix this,

but what I did was wrong.

And it was shitty.

And I hope you forgive me.

I'm sorry.

-[Guro grunts]
-[Lena groans]

-[Guro spits]
-[Lena gasps]

Fuck you! Fucking bitch!

-[Guro grunts]
-[Lena groans]

[Lena grunts]

[grunting]

[Guro] Fuck you, Lena.

It's way too fucking late.
Too fucking late!

Excuse me. What's going on here?

Hey.

[Lena and Guro breathe heavily]

Is everyone doing okay?

Lena?

Yeah, it's fine.

Are you sure?

Yes, it's fine.

I was trying to find the women's restroom.

I was told
it was around the corner. Where?

It's on the other side. Your Majesty.

Thank you.

There's a really long line
at the register right now.

You should handle that.

Yeah. Of course.

Jesus.

Good to see
you're real popular in Horten then.

I apologize.

It was old shit.

I promise I won't say anything to Kalle.

You can relax. It'll stay between us.

But feel free to tell me
what that was all about someday,

when you're ready.

Thank you so much.

What's her name?

Guro.

Guro enjoys violence?

I guess she does.

Wipe that dirt off, please,
before Kalle sees you, okay?

[melancholy music plays]

[stifles tears]

Fuck.

-Hm, where have you been?
-In the bathroom.

What's that smell?

-[Margrethe] My coffee.
-[Kalle] Wow, so mature. Hm.

[Margrethe] One of us has to be.

[upbeat pop music plays]

Let's go check our bedroom. Come.

[upbeat pop music continues]

[laughs]

You swim like a fish.

That's what I was trying to tell you
when you nearly drowned me in that pool.

That's what you were trying to tell me?
I was a little focused on the screaming.

[upbeat pop music continues]

[upbeat pop music fades]

What's wrong?

You okay?

Do you think I'm ugly?

[scoffs]

Why would you say that?

You won't even touch me.

Lena, I think you're gorgeous.

I mean it.

It-It's just that

I'm freaking out,
because I'm scared I might….

I might end up getting you pregnant.

This has nothing
to do with how attractive you are.

It's all about me.

It's not you, it's me. [chuckles]

[Ingrid] Let's go.

-She was like, "Whoa, wait!"
-[Ingrid] That's exactly what she did!

That's so disgusting. How can you even
be joking about this? You're all so nasty.

-[girl] It's not that bad!
-[laughter]

Okay, so why don't we…
Yeah, let's do this instead. Um…

Yeah, okay. On a scale of one to ten,

how hot do you think our teacher, Ove, is?

-[boy] Ooh.
-[fake retches]

[laughter]

-I think three.
-[Arnie] Three?

-Serious? Come on.
-Whoa. At least a five.

Yes, at least five.

What? Kinda.

Personally, I think he's an easy seven.

Seven? Absolutely no way.
That's gross That's so gross.

Sense of humor
gives him extra points, ladies. [laughs]

There is absolutely nothing sexy
about our teacher, Ove.

-But those eyes…
-Yeah! [laughs]

-[Gunnar] And that smile.
-[Arnie] Yes!

Kalle, what about you?

-[Arnie] He's so funny. That's sexy.
-Uh…

Nine, if you're asking me.

Oh!

[Kalle] He's a great guy.
Why wouldn't you give him a nine?

[laughter]

[Arnie] You're crazy if you don't
like him. I'm talking about all of you.

Ove would be perfect for Tess,
don't you think?

-[Ingrid] Gross!
-What?

No, no, no! I mean she could style him.

Not like that. No, no. Why did you
decide to go there? Don't be so dirty.

-[Gunnar] Tess is probably too busy.
-[Fanny] What, really?

No, I mean, she's got a lot going on
with TikTok and that kind of stuff.

Yeah, yeah. And YouTube.
Didn't she sign some deal?

A few days ago?

-YouTube too?
-[Fanny] Yeah.

What an internet whore.

[girl] No! Come on.

[laughter]

[Lena] I don't get it.

Why do you all hate her so much?
I mean, what's the deal?

How come you don't like her?

Well, she makes a living

selling gossip online.

I thought she just had a makeup blog.

Yeah,

but do you know
how she got all those followers?

By being herself. People like that.

[Margrethe scoffs]

What's wrong is that she was
making money off of us.

You know, featuring the royals.

When she started posting on TikTok,

her first ever video
had us in the background.

Wow.

Last year,
when Kalle's picture went viral,

that was… Tess.

But how do you know that?

I mean, it's obvious.

She's betrayed us.

Hm.

We can't have any more traitors

in our group, you see now?

Hm.

Well, it was very nice
to be invited at least.

-So thank you.
-[Arnie] We're happy you're here, rookie.

-[girl] Yeah.
-Maybe it's time to give a…

-A proper toast?
-[cheering]

Cabin Champagne!
Cabin Champagne! Cabin Cham--

-[cheering]
-[laughter]

-[Gunnar] Come on, man.
-Get your glasses! Get your glasses!

-[Gunnar] Watch out, you're spilling.
-[laughter]

-That's crazy!
-[laughter]

[Gunnar] Yes.

-[all] Cabin Champagne! Cabin Champagne!
-[Arnie] Okay, okay.

[all] Cabin Champagne! Cabin Champagne!

-[cheering]
-[Arnie] You need to have some, Margrethe.

-Yes.
-[Lena laughs]

Yeah? Congrats on becoming
an official cabin trip member.

Welcome to the group! Cheers!

-Yeah!
-[cheering]

[girl] Cheers! Woo!

[tranquil music plays]

♪ Please, promise me you'll let me know ♪

♪ Will you let me know? ♪

♪ If we don't end up… ♪

♪ Promise you'll let me know ♪

♪ Will you let me know? ♪

♪ If we don't end up together ♪

♪ If things don't go as they should ♪

♪ Go as they should ♪

♪ My face will turn into a waterfall ♪

♪ I know things aren't going
As they should ♪

♪ Aren't going as they should ♪

♪ If it doesn't work out ♪

♪ What will I become ♪

♪ Without her in my life? ♪

♪ If it doesn't work out ♪

♪ I know that you have your doubts ♪

♪ Don't see a future with me ♪

♪ Although you look at them ♪

♪ Look at them ♪

♪ I know that I was more than us ♪

Uh…

Can't we just lie here together?

[Kalle sighs]

Then what is it? Is it me?

We talked about this.
That stuff stresses me out.

It won't happen if we use a condom.

[Kalle sighs]

Kalle…

You have no idea how much pressure I feel
when people call me Prince Fuckboy

or when they spread these rumors.

People assume that's my life,
but that's just not how things are really.

-How are things really?
-[Kalle] They're not what people think.

I don't care
what anyone else thinks about you.

It's not a big deal
if it doesn't work immediately.

This happens sometimes.

I don't need any pity. Okay?

Okay.

Why won't you just tell me?

What? I've already told you.
This has nothing to do with you.

[Lena] No. Why won't you just say
you've never done it before?

Because it's humiliating for me.

You have nothing to worry about.

I know now,
and I don't care if you did or not.

I just want to be with you. Understand?

Yeah. I'm starting to realize that.

Guys, there's-- Oh! [laughs]

Wow, uh, wow.
I guess I really should have knocked, huh?

You could have at least warned me. Fuck.

Um, there's now brunch upstairs, so…

And we've got visitors,
so while this seems like fun,

maybe you could say hello?

When you guys are done with
whatever you two might be

doing.

Um…

So I'm just gonna leave you two
to keep at it.

Not that you're doing anything.
But if you are, um…

Use a condom, Kalle! It's super fucking…

He is such an asshole.

[both laugh]

[Kalle sighs]

Have you tried talking to him about it?

No, I couldn't bear that. Should I?

-[Lena] Yes!
-He's an idiot. He wouldn't understand.

[Lena] That's true.

[Kalle] Hm.

[quiet suspenseful music plays]

Uh, I forgot something back at the cabin.

I need to go grab it real quick.
Is it okay if I come find you later?

Okay, yeah.

[suspenseful music intensifies]

YOU ARE LOVELY
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. LENA

[suspenseful music fades]

[Guro] Going so soon?

I thought you liked
being the center of attention?

Look, I'm leaving. I give up, okay?

Are you gonna beat
the shit out of me again?

You give up?

If you were going to give up,
you would have done it a while ago, Lena.

[scoffs] I've already said that I'm sorry
and that I regret doing it.

What more do you want from me?

You're just as guilty as I am.

Can you at least tell me this?

How could you fucking sleep with Kristian?

[scoffs]

Seriously?

You shut us out, Guro, so we ended up
turning to each other, all right?

I was in love with him first.

You literally made out with him once,
then he chose me.

-Yeah, but he dumped you.
-That's because you outed me.

You had cheated on him.

But you filmed that shit.
Shared it to the whole world.

Posted it online
for everyone I know to see.

I did. Sorry.

It's called a mistake.

You're a terrible person.

-I'm not doing this now.
-And what about the prince?

What about him? Wouldn't he want to know
who he's hanging out with?

Doesn't he depend on having
people around him he can trust?

What's he gonna say?

Probably what everyone else
already said about me.

That I'm a bitch.

But I'm used to that now, so go tell him
whatever you want. I don't give a fuck.

Safe travels, bitch.

And stop sending me creepy messages.

It's obvious it's you,
you fucking dumbass.

[pop music plays]

FROM: KALLE
WHERE ARE YOU?

FROM: FANNY
WAITING FOR YOU!

SOMETHING UP?
SHOULD I COME DOWN TO THE CABIN?

FROM: KALLE
WHAT'S UP??

Hey, you can't be walking out here.

I mean, you're in the middle of the road.
People are trying to drive here.

Are you free right now?

Yeah, I'm free, all right.

Can you take me to Oslo?

It won't be cheap.

That's fine.

[pop music continues]

FROM: MOM. EVERYTHING GOOD,
SWEET LENA? IS THE CABIN NICE?

TO: MOM. CAN YOU TRANSFER
1000 KRONER? EXPLAIN LATER

FROM MOM: WE'RE DOING FINE!
WE'RE OUT CAMPING.

FROM: MOM

TO: MOM: ALL GOOD HERE!
TJØME IS LOVELY

TO: KALLE: HAD TO GO HOME.

MADE IT TO THE BUS. EXPLAIN LATER.

TO: TESS: HOME IN 20?
COULD YOU HELP ME WITH SOMETHING?

[pop music continues]

NOK 3850

-[Tess] Hello!
-[taxi driver] Hey.

Thanks so much.

Hi!

-Hi.
-[taxi driver] Here.

-Thanks, sir.
-[taxi driver] No problem.

Thank you.

[taxi driver] My pleasure.

[Tess] Is there something wrong
between you and Kalle?

Uh, yeah,

you could say that.

Do you wanna talk about it?

-Um, not really.
-[Tess] Okay.

-Thank you so much. Seriously.
-Oh, girl, no worries.

[Lena] I'll pay you back. I promise.

[Tess chuckles] It's okay.
So this is my house.

Here you two are.

[Tess] Nice.

[Tess's dad] They look pretty good, right?

They're homemade pancakes
with some organic bananas, some melons,

and also there's your choice of tea.

What would you like?
We have oolong? Black?

I'll take an oolong, please.

-[Tess's dad] Yeah.
-Can I just have the same as Tess?

We also have white.

-Um, that's fine.
-[Tess's dad] Okay.

Actually, I'll take black, please.

Okay, no problem. Good then.

It'll be just three minutes
for your black,

and five for oolong.

That's really very, very important.

Of course. I'll make sure
we time it. Thank you.

I'll leave you ladies to it then.
[chuckles]

-Please enjoy.
-[Tess] Thanks.

Thank you so much.

-You can jump right in.
-[Lena] Mm.

-Should I eat this with my hands?
-Yeah, go for it.

So how does it feel
to be a part of the inner circle?

[chuckles]

I've never really been
the kind to be in an inner circle.

I don't know
if I was ever really a part of all that.

Anyways, I'm not now.

[Tess] I run a serious fashion blog,
so the last thing I'm interested in

is posting pictures of some idiot
rolling around with half-naked women.

However, Princess Paranoia
refuses to actually see it.

[Lena] Aren't you sick of that?

Yeah, it was pretty shitty at first,
but now it's almost like a good thing.

Because I realized
that it's when you don't fit into a group

that you start finding yourself
as an individual, without distractions.

I mean, you get to find out who you are,

as a person, on your own.

Can you smile for me? Thanks.

It was scary to do it,

but also,

it was pretty freeing,

because you stop giving a fuck
about other people's opinions.

I knew it, girl.

It's just so easy
to make you look really hot.

[Tess laughs]

[melancholy music plays]

[cell phone beeps]

FROM: ARNIE: HI LENA!
SUCKS THAT YOU HAD TO LEAVE.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED,
BUT BE GOOD TO HIM.

NEVER SEEN THE BOY LIKE THAT BEFORE.

[melancholy music continues]

TO: KALLE: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU,
AND I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

I'LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE
TOMORROW AT 5 P.M.

[melancholy music continues]

[melancholy music fades]

Ah, Grandiosa pizza slices. So chic.

My brother would've liked that.

It's really a shame
he won't ever get to see this.

Tealights as well? Oh my God, cute.

Why are you here?

I came here to tell you
to stay away from Kalle.

What?

It's been really great getting to know
your old friends from Horten.

And especially Guro from the gas station.

She had quite a lot

to say.

Apparently, it turns out

that the biggest liar,
the biggest blabbermouth,

and undeniably the biggest asshole…

was you, dear.

I know I made a mistake, okay? A big one.

-I swear I'm trying to fix it.
-[Margrethe] But that's not enough.

My family doesn't need people

who actually have experience
in spreading lies on the Internet.

And also who are so cruel that they don't
give a shit about the consequences.

Listen, I have been an idiot.

But if you think I'm gonna back out
just because you command it, you're wrong.

You can play the princess card
all you want.

I don't listen to fucking bitches

who think they're special because
they have a silver spoon up their ass.

[scoffs]

[Margrethe] How old is your son now?

Two?

Almost two?

And how old were you when you had him?

Sixteen?

Impressive.

I'd say crazy impressive, actually.

You're quiet now. Did I hit a nerve?

You can relax.

I've only talked to Guro.

Kalle knows nothing.

It's probably best that
he doesn't know… everything. [chuckles]

I don't want to make any trouble, Lena.

That's not what I want at all.

But my family can't handle this.

And you should know that the Queen,

she's very ill right now.

And if we have to worry
about some unstable teenage mother

on top of everything else,
we are going to collapse.

And that is why I want you
to stay far, far away from Kalle.

And if not,

I'll tell everyone,

absolutely everyone,
that you don't have a little brother,

but you have a son.

And it won't be pretty.

[melancholy music plays]

[Theodor cries]

Hi.

[Theodor cries]

[Kalle] What's wrong?

-Did you lose your phone or what?
-[Lena] No.

I went to the park,
but I couldn't find you.

Why didn't you answer me?

I was worried sick about you.

Just forget it. It was stupid. Screw it.

-Screw what?
-Us.

Let go.

I can't do this anymore. Move on.

Do you even hear how crazy you sound?

I don't get why you're not understanding.
We're finished.

Why don't you just say it?
It's 'cause I wouldn't sleep with you.

You're actually right.

I wanted to be with Prince Fuckboy.
A guy I could fuck.

Not a little boy with mommy issues,
who can't get it hard.

Fuck that.

[shaky breathing]

-[dad] The containers aren't big enough.
-You have five minutes until dinner.

-[dad] This needs to be solved.
-Pizzas are in the oven.

[dad] Any way we can get a crew in there?

[sobs]

Sweetie?

Hey, Lena. Hey, sweetie.
Why are you crying?

-What is going on?
-[Lena sobs]

-[Lena sobs]
-Hey.

-[mom] It's okay.
-[Lena sobs]

[Lena sobs]

[Lena cries]

It's over. [cries]

Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
It's going to be okay.

No, no. I'm finished. I'm done.

I'm so over with pretending
that I actually live a normal life.

[cries] What did you think
was gonna happen?

That I'd just slip
right into a brand-new class,

and somehow make friends
while hiding that I have a son?

And then there's this fucking move.
Are you kidding me?

Lena, remember, your mom
had to change jobs to take care of Theodor

so that you could live a normal life.

We didn't move just because of you, Lena.

Your dad got a new job too
and I wanted a change of pace.

You're both a mother and teenager.
You need to accept that and be yourself.

Don't you fucking understand anything?!

it doesn't work. Get it?

I can't be who I am anymore,
and I also can't be who I was. [sniffs]

I've tried. Tried having friends,
going to parties, even having a boyfriend,

the fucking crown prince,
but it's not working.

It's not working.

It's never gonna be okay again.

[yells]

If Kristian stayed and took responsibility
of Theodor when he was born,

we could have stayed in Horten,
we would have still supported you.

We are not trying to force you
to be someone you're not, Lena.

We just want you to have the time
and space to figure that out on your own.

I remember after you posted those pictures
how many people turned against you.

You didn't even dare to leave the house.

I just… I hate my life.

-I hate it!
-Oh, no. Come here.

Come here.

[Lena cries]

Honey, you're gonna be fine.
Everything is going to be okay,

Huh?

Come on. It'll be okay.

Why don't you guys start eating
and I'll go check on Theodor?

[Theodor cries]

[Theodor cries]

Mom, I'll get him!

[Theodor cries]

Mom?

Mom?!

Dad!

[Theodor cries]

[doctor] Karlsvik?

I'm Christine Sand.
Chief physician. [inhales]

She's going to be just fine.

What I suspect happened

is that a blood clot started to block
one of her coronary arteries.

That's why she wasn't
getting enough oxygen.

Normally, with cases like that,
it can lead to a heart attack,

but we were able to perform
an emergency PCI, and we were successful.

She'll make a full recovery.

But we'd like her to stay for observation
for a few days.

Thank you, doctor. Can we see her now?

Yes, of course. Be aware, she's under
some medication and is resting.

Are you gonna be okay, Dad?

Yeah, it's just that…

I know it'll be fine,
but it's just so strange to me. [exhales]

I mean, to see her like this.

Before meeting your mom,
I was having a pretty tough time.

I was feeling alone in the world.

Then, she came

with her smiling face.

It was just like coming home.

[quiet somber music plays]

[Lena] Hey.

[Theodor whimpers]

[Theodor babbles]

Hi.

This is Theodor. He's my son.

He is 14 months old
and is the world's sweetest kid.

I never told anyone about him because…
Because I was ashamed.

I want to say I'm sorry
to everyone I lied to.

There were so many of you.

And I am so very sorry.

Every one of you
has the right to be angry with me.

So I get it
if you never want to see my face again.

-[Theodor babbles]
-I will never be ashamed of you again.

Never.

[soft music plays]

[Lena chuckles]

[soft music continues]

Whoa!

Woop! Woo! Ooh.

[Theodor cries]

-Oh, do you not like that?
-[Theodor wails]

Oh, it's okay.

-[Lena] Look, look.
-[Theodor cries]

Look. Look.

Wow.

Nice?

-[Theodor babbles]
-[chuckles]

[gentle music plays]

[phone chimes]

[gentle pop song plays]

[cell phone chimes]

[gentle pop song continues]

That was a meal fit for a king, Lena.

-You did a great job.
-Mm.

So I happened to see
that video you posted on Instagram.

Your classmates left you
some very lovely messages.

They seem very supportive.

Better than expected.

[mom] Yeah.

And I've forgiven Kristian.

-Really?
-Yeah, I was thinking.

It's not only the girls
who get knocked up.

But girls just happen to know
how to handle themselves when it happens.

Like, if you just start seeing someone
and suddenly,

they tell you you're gonna be a father,
you're allowed to freak out just a little.

Yeah, but there's something
called taking it like a man, you know.

And how would you react if I told you
that we were having a kid at 16 together?

But we met when we were 25, honey.

That's true. But you lost it
when I told you I was pregnant with Lena.

We were only dating for three months
when you got pregnant.

That's true too.

But it's also true
that you immediately hopped on a boat

and fled across the Pacific.

-You really did that?
-I turned back around.

Yeah, but my point is,

if Kristian wants, um, he is welcome
to be a part of Theodor's life,

when he's actually ready.

[cell phone chimes]

I'm not mad anymore.

That's very mature, Lena.

-[cell phone chimes]
-What's up?

Uh, just some people from class
texting about prom.

I'm not going though. I'm gonna stay here.

-I'll mute it.
-Hold on, let me see.

Give it!

What does it say here?
"Where do you live?"

"Shall we pick you up?"

"Hey, come to prom
with or without your baby." Oh!

-"Anyone know where Lena is?"
-[doorbell rings]

-[mom] Hm?
-I'll get it.

A kid? Why didn't you say
anything about a kid?

[chuckles] Sorry.

Unbelievable.

Uh, why aren't you dressed?

Um, well, I wasn't going to go.
Shouldn't you already be there?

Yeah, but I've been running around town
trying to find out where you live.

You not answering my texts wasn't helpful.

Besides, the cool people
are always a little late.

-[Lena chuckles]
-Hey, hi.

-Hi!
-[mom] Welcome to our home.

-Thank you!
-I'm Lise and this is Bjørn.

I'm Tess. Thanks for having me.

It's lovely to finally meet you.
I've seen your Instagram.

Mom, no, stop!

I think Lena still has time
to get ready for the prom. Right?

No way. Not at all.
I mean, I have nothing to wear.

You don't have any ball gowns
just lying around?

-Let me see.
-Mm-mm.

I have one dress that could work maybe.

It's practically new.
I've only worn it once.

I need 20 minutes and my sewing machine.

[upbeat music plays]

[boy] Over here!

[Lena laughs]

Wow, Lena. Wow.

-You look great!
-Thanks. [laughs]

Lena, I can't believe you came.
It's great to see you.

Why the hell would you think
we didn't like kids? We all love kids!

What's not to love?

Uh, changing diapers
and cleaning vomit isn't great.

[laughter]

-I guess that must really suck.
-Yeah.

We're all looking forward
to meeting your kid, sweetie.

His name's Theodor.

How's your mom doing?
I heard she was sick.

Yeah, she's doing good. Thanks for asking.

-[Astrid] Yeah.
-Everyone looks amazing.

I can't believe it.

-[laughter]
-[girl] Woo!

Okay, everyone, if you could find your way
back to your seats we can get started.

[Fanny] It's great you came, Lena.
You look really cute.

[pop music plays]

Now that the truth about your kid is out,

I promise I will keep my mouth shut about
how much of a blabbering bitch you are,

just as long
as you stay away from my brother.

[pop music continues]

Please give the band a round of applause!

[cheering]

[Ove] Good evening, everyone.

Tonight, I will be your main host,

and I have the great honor
of welcoming you all to this year's prom.

[cheering]

[Ove] First of all, let's make sure you
all know where the emergency exits are.

Hopefully you won't need to use them.

Where is Kalle?

[Ove] Better safe than sorry.

I have no idea, girl.

[Ove] There are two located
at each end of the room

and two on each of the sides,
uh, here, and over there.

Okay, so before we can dive into your
dinner and the festivities of the evening,

I want to introduce
a pretty special person

who has asked for a moment of your time.

He is not only your fellow student,

but the next King of Norway,

His Royal Highness
Crown Prince Karl Johan!

[cheering]

Kalle!

[all except Lena] Kalle! Kalle!

Kalle! Kalle! Kalle!

Thank you so much, Ove. Hello, everyone.

[cheering]

You all look great tonight.

[cheering]

As many of you know,
I'm not a very talented musician.

That's right!

Thanks, Gunnar. But I would like
to play a song for you guys anyway.

[cheering]

[rock music plays]

Woo!

[rock music continues]

♪ Stop dreaming about that sweet life ♪

♪ We'll never be a part of it ♪

♪ Never apologize
For the things you never did ♪

♪ But it eats you up
When you're lying in your bed ♪

♪ Oh God, it hurts so much
When something so close is so far away ♪

♪ Oh, come on, Lena ♪

♪ What else should we do? ♪

♪ Oh, come on, Lena ♪

♪ Come on, Lena ♪

[laughs]

[rock music continues]

So Theodor is actually…?

I'm sorry that I lied to you.

No more surprises from now on?

Do you forgive me?

I do.

[cheering]

[rock music fades]

[indistinct voices]

[suspenseful music plays]

[suspenseful music continues]

[breathes heavily]

[Margrethe gasps]

[suspenseful music fades]

[distant laughter]

[relaxed pop music plays]

[chilled out instrumental music plays]