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yo put this in your pocket for me

awesome

it's all yours thank you

okay nikki

you ready

if i was a turkey a little plastic thing

in the middle would pop up i'm so ready

how's the pizza fellas good it is

delicious thank you good you're welcome

little slice the east coast out here in

the west coast

i ship the water in from new york you

know that's the secret

okay let's roll

and speeding

so nikki tell me about the paranormal

experiences you've had here

spooky [ __ ] that's what

one can't say [ __ ]

and two i need full sentences oh yeah

yeah

so

Start at the beginning

well

i've had this place going on gosh 23

years now strange stuff happens here all

the time

i mean things go flying through the air

doors open

i hire employees one day and they quit

the next because they've been so scared

they've been pushed they've been touched

not in the mean way but i mean just

enough to say hey i'm here you know

you ever get any of this on camera

i'm used to it it doesn't bother me

anymore it's it's just part of the

ambiance you know what i mean any ideas

who or what is haunting the restaurant i

thought that's what you were here for to

tell me

[Laughter]

well it wasn't always a restaurant there

used to be a house built in 1926 or so

but now in the 1950s there was a bunch

of college kids that lived there

and uh one day one of the kids uh

decided to uh pack it in uh

cancel a subscription if you know what i

mean

so he took his father's service revolver

wrapped his lips around it

pow

blew his brains out

and i think he's still here messing with

the customers

it's like he doesn't know who these

people are in his house you know

holy [ __ ]

that scares you i thought you guys were

professional ghost hunters tell me you

got that on camera

just out of frame [ __ ] okay

joel i have some movement on the emf

meter

um okay uh

let's wrap this up

okay yeah i think we got everything

perfect all right so let's uh let's wrap

all this stuff up and uh start the hunt

set up that's it

yep i just need you to sign this release

and

we'll see you in the morning okay

uh the team will investigate through the

night and hopefully

we will capture something

okay hey nick thanks a lot

oh man our uh our track record hasn't

been

that great lately so hopefully the

spirits are really active tonight

well uh good luck

thanks for the pizza

i got a really good feeling here you

guys this is a good one

rolling i am rolling okay

i wasn't sure if you were all yeah right

okay cool

three

two

we're here at nikki's pizza in los

angeles where for years he's been

serving up slices of pie with spirits

but not the 80 proof kind

but not the 80 proofing that sounded

lame you can get it in voiceover later

okay no no i got you so it's up there

ghost sightings is here at nikki's pizza

where rumor has it nearly half a century

ago a lonely young man took his life

the business end of a pistol

this may be the epicenter of the

paranormal activity that has haunted

this building ever since

let's try to get an evp

evp

navy p electronic voice phenomenon is a

way the spirits communicate through

electronic devices

the microphones pick up things that

we just can't hear

is there anyone here with us

say something

don't be shy

emf levels are elevated

okay okay

when a ghost or spirit manifests

it creates electromagnetic energy that

registers on our emf meters it's

stronger in here

i'm definitely feeling something

okay roger

tap into that empathic ability

what are you feeling

i don't know

but it's heavy

i feel a sadness

god damn

something just flew into roger like like

a light or an orb or something feeling

so good it's just the same spirit

that flipped over those pans earlier

you okay buddy should we get you out of

here i'm fine

i hope it wasn't the pizza

all right

we're going to get you to pull back and

get a wide shot it's okay i don't want

to miss any of the activity here

whoa

on me on me

okay

we we've set up these cameras

that only trigger if there's a

fluctuation in the em fields nearby

so we'll go back check the image from

the camera later in the post

investigation but something set

this off

okay everyone quiet

is there anyone here

say something say anything

please

you hear that oh i definitely heard that

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can you do it again

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hi guys you look deep

morning

nick let me put some coffee on

let's start

sweeping out the gear get ready to shoot

the wrap up

so

How did it go last night spooky [ __ ]

right

feeling any better buddy

i'm fine it's just draining sometimes

i'm sure it's not knacked so you can get

out of loading gear

[ __ ] you burger

oh

One more mediocre investigation on the

books

i don't know we caught a couple of bumps

and scrapes we got an episode that's

what counts counts the

ratings are the guy's killing us i hear

some of their stuff is faked we're not

doing that

we need better locations

maybe you need to actually put your

camera at the things that do happen i've

only got one [ __ ] camera kate i can't

be everywhere maybe you should be able

to anticipate by now burger okay okay

come on

every location we've covered has been

active

we just need to capture something more

substantial than

sounds the occasional evp

we need apparitional evidence on tape

[ __ ]

who is it

the devil

[ __ ]

this is kate

yes miss son

uh-huh

i understand

but i'd like to

i'd like to let the team get some sleep

we've been up all night

okay

okay

[ __ ]

she wants to see us now we have been

working all night for christ's sakes it

can't wait sorry guys

we've been summoned

hi guys

miss simon is ready

you need water or anything

i saw last week's episode

scare free thank you

i am so tired of these excuses

no that's not a reason that's an excuse

you need to look up the definition of

excuse

okay how's this it's not a reason it's

[ __ ] look my 11 30 is here eating

[ __ ] me more after lunch

guys how's it going

excellent really really excellent

last night we got a solid episode last

night

great material to promo

i vomited

sounds awesome

okay

let's get to it the ratings are slipping

i i think that's because we were up

against the ball game this week

oh i think it's because people are

watching anything but ghost sightings

shows kind of suck lately what

i wouldn't say suck

the other guys are getting [ __ ] scary

[ __ ] go [ __ ] we need more of that have

you been reading the tweets lately

people are obviously watching because

they're talking about it they're talking

about burger farting and you guys

thinking it's an mvp

it's evp whatever

the audience thought it was a fart it

makes you guys look stupid that was only

one person okay look

i like you guys

i'm a big fan of ghost sightings but

let's not [ __ ] each other it wasn't

a fart the show was called ghost

sightings

not ghost sounds

not ghosts that we kind of think are

there

ghost

sightings

what do we have to do to produce better

shows and to see something there are a

lot of great locations out there that we

can't get to because of budget

and we need more gear we need cutting

edge gear

okay hold on

so

You want me to spend more money that's

your solution

oh hey

why don't we just pay the ghost to show

up while we're at it you know give him

some health benefits and a big fat

pension

miss simon

we get calls all the time

from all over

these are people who

are really haunted by something

and they need help

our help

kate

this isn't unicef it's a [ __ ] tv show

we can't schedule paranormal activity

it happens when it happens

okay what about reenactments no

no it's not our show then let's fix it

in post you know goose it up a little

it's not nothing faking it i'm not

talking about faking i'm talking about

enhancing enhancing what's already there

what you guys think is there i just

think if we had a little more time and a

bigger budget yeah well you don't and

neither do the other guys and they're

getting [ __ ] but their [ __ ] is [ __ ]

okay

we're gonna table this for now

let me sum it up for you

if people aren't tuning in to go

sightings

i have a show about a town who elected a

cat for its mayor and i'm ready to

greenlight it i need better shows

a thousand dollars to put the groceries

away

okay

how about i put the groceries away and

you do the laundry

never mind

so what about that asylum in kentucky

it's like every amateur ghost hunting

club from here to maine has violated

that place

we should go to europe

lots of old creepy [ __ ] there yeah i'm

sure ms simon will open up her checkbook

for that

it would be nice though we haven't had a

honeymoon

or a vacation in years

it's not true

i took you to santa fe

yes where you spent the entire evening

roaming the hallways of airbnb swearing

that the spirit of little girl was

running around you heard it i'm just

saying

it wasn't much of a vacation

yeah

um i oh i want to go somewhere where

there are

no kids

uh no pets

or ghosts

no pants

are you the prince of darkness

we need better

we need better locations

better paranormal activity

better stories we need better food

just saying them here's a list of the

emails we've gotten over the last three

months i've highlighted

only 12 of the 98 that sound like they

have potential but i've weeded out the

obvious fakes the people who

want their 15 minutes and the possible

crazies but i think that those 12 are an

interesting start so check them out on

it hey guys

i just got a new device to try out

em field disruptor

awesome

did the other guys have it no

we're the first

that's what i'm talking about what's it

do

It's like a giant degasser i don't know

what that is

basically it neutralizes the

electromagnetic energy in a room

right

eliminate spirit energy

elim

not interested

um what about ships i got a cool ship

graveyard up north you know i get

seasick you barf in every episode anyway

so what difference does it make excuse

me

I'm empathic you're pathetic

so we're still going to that house in

stockton right no

we got scooped by the other show a woman

called a few days ago said that she

didn't realize that there were other

ghost shows and she thought she was

signing an exclusive with us i hope she

has an incubus

sorry to interrupt just just make a a a

list

of the the

best of the worst and and narrow it down

a little yeah amy there's a man here to

see you

oh i don't have any appointments

should i ask him to come back

what does he want he says he has a

haunted property

really haunted

help you

i hope so

i'm ben gaffney i have a bit of a

a ghost problem

i understand you fix that sort of thing

we investigate that sort of thing fixing

is

That's something else

i don't think i understand the

difference

well we have to figure out what the

problem is first

is it an act of haunting or

residual energy sometimes it's nothing

electrical anomalies nearby power lines

oh

I can assure you this is no anomaly

what makes you say that

this has been going on for years

i used to just accept it but as i get

older

it's

taken quite a toll on me

spirits sometimes attach themselves to

people it's not uncommon

but

most of the time these things are

harmless

does this look harmless

whatever it is i believe it won't rest

until i'm gone

and

who knows

maybe even that it'll torment me

um

Well we uh

we are looking for a property to

investigate

oh

Oh i have the property

i think i know exactly where the energy

originates from

i'm flying home

this evening

i was just here visiting my

grandchildren

innocent little creatures

you have children

no

No we um

we've not been so blessed

they're the best ghost hunters of them

all wouldn't you say

unbiased receptors that

haven't yet been infected by cynicism

that comes with age

well leave your information and we'll

get in touch with you

no i need you to help me

these things are real and unrelenting

i need you to

find them identify them and then send

them on their way

if ever i'm to rest peacefully

i can assure you

you won't be disappointed

beautiful out here

make sure we get some exterior b-roll

copy that okay guys we're shooting our

wad on this one

extra gear

manpower

i just hope that old man is in a nut

bowl

i hate that term

light bulb

shooting a wad

we need to capture something

anything

poltergeist activity apparitions

mists shadow figures we need to roll

video on every square inch in this place

i don't want to miss a thing

what is the location exactly

an abandoned prison

he didn't say too much

poor guy is pretty spooked

doesn't even want to talk about it on

camera did he give us any contacts

yeah someone's supposed to meet us there

looks like we're close

good i'm hungry

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so

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uh here's some petty cash uh pick up

some water snacks juices we're gonna

grab a quick bite you guys sure you

don't want anything i think we're all

right i'm good we'll just meet you at

the location great

[Applause]

hi

Take a

hi folks hey

something to drink uh sweet tea please

all around sounds good call it for me

one check

hello

know what you want

yeah um

burger with cheese extra onions extra

mayo

extra onions burger

really

i like onions

uh

Chicken sandwich please it's dry

anything gluten-free

salad dressing on the side

i'm good with just the tea

hi

You can't have babies

excuse me

you can't have babies

okay

thanks

so i got the address for the prison

it says everything's unlocked

what prison

we're uh we're ghost hunters we're

investigating nearby prison for a tv

show

i wouldn't go there

they should have torn it down a long

time ago oh you know we're like first

responders they run into burning

buildings we run into haunted properties

that's why you can't have babies because

you've got ghouls inside that's enough

me bird

oh don't mind her

oh no it's okay

most people don't understand what we do

i'm still trying to wrap my head around

it

Do yourself a favor and go back where

you come from

you're messing with the devil's work

i appreciate your concern but we've done

this like 100 times it's just another

location no it's not

we all know someone who's been connected

to that place

a convict administrator

someone

it never ended good

well we're professionals

they all was

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holy [ __ ]

it's beautiful

nothing else you have a million dollar

set piece

i'm gonna shoot some establishing shots

cool

i think

our luck just changed oh i hope so

god damn it

what

camera battery died i just changed it

you sure you swapped it for a charged

one

yes kate

i'm just asking come on i'm dying to get

in there

don't say that

let's get that gear inside and find a

place to set up the control room

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oh far out

there's electricity in the air you can

feel it right

standing up on my arms

i'm slightly nauseated

in a good way

oh [ __ ] what happened

my arm

i want to scratch it on a case or

something all right well let's see

oh

Whoa uh you need to go back into town to

find a doctor to take a look at that no

i'll be fine no

i

Can't have anyone getting tetanus with

lockjaw who knows what's lurking around

this place drive them back into town

while you're there might as well start

researching folks interview tomorrow

i'll be in touch if i can get a signal

all right we'll be back tomorrow morning

uh sun up oh and bring coffee

good coffee

[ __ ] interns

guys there's nothing over here that

could have scratched them like that

maybe we have an angry little spirit

running around

remember the kid's just clumsy cut

himself in a zipper or something i don't

know

what i do know is now we're two men down

what were you saying about our luck

changing

it's okay it's okay all right this is

our one little hiccup and we got it out

of the way early good all right

okay

let's rock and roll let's do it

we are here at the old freely state

penitentiary where it's rumored that

we do it again

ready

in three

two

one

we are here at the freeling state

penitentiary where it is rumored that

dozens of old souls are sentenced to

eternity without the possibility of

parole

does that sound lame honey sound a

little lame it's a little lame right

just keep going we'll edit okay

men were sentenced to life in hell here

behind these walls where some say even

though the facility closed a dozen years

ago tormented entities still remain

incarcerated

cut that was great

so i'm late oh it's fine we were just

finishing up a little intro timing was

perfect hi i'm kate you spoke we did

clive hey class joel hi hey burger hi

roger hello i've seen your show

you look taller on tv

so how'd you hear about this place

anyway the word travel that's surprising

folks around here don't like to talk

about it much

we noticed

yeah these things have a way of finding

us

People call looking for help we hear

there's a lot of activity here so

you signed all the releases with the

county right uh took care of that before

leaving los angeles

you know if it were up to me

i'd make you get back in your car and

head on back home

but they say this generates revenue for

the town so i'll do what i'm told

well clive we're going to be losing

light here soon so what we'd like to do

is shoot a tour with you uh let you show

the team around on camera

yeah we'll get you out of here before

dark and just do our thing sounds good

especially the part about getting the

outboard dark

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we are here with resident expert clive

daniels who is going to show us around

the freeling state penitentiary and tell

us stories of its haunting past and its

haunted present

clive thanks for being here so how old

is this place it's built in the

mid-1800s actually used until about 10

years ago the repairs got too expensive

now they just don't have funding to

either keep her up or tear her down

right now prisons uh tend to hold a lot

of negative energy uh an emotional time

capsule of sorts which makes them very

active in paranormal activity would you

agree

well

a hundred years if murderers and rapists

locked inside a box will do that i

suppose get stabbings killings

suicides

prison seems to bring out the worst in

people and not just the inmates but

sometimes the guards administrators

what i mean is there are these stories

about this doctor that used to work here

a long time ago

and he did all kinds of

unspeakable things to the inmates

until he was caught

before my time the rumor is that he

wound up behind bars himself

but he didn't last long

payback's a [ __ ]

anyway it was a dark time for the

institution that's for sure

now obviously we're here to investigate

the paranormal activity that's been

reported but you are are you a believer

do you think this place is haunted

let's go to the cell

a lot of people have had experiences

there

okay let me go to this whole block cool

now this is probably where most of the

activity occurs voices

people being touched

we got a lot of photos with those on

there

what are they called uh orbs oh or ja

right there uh balls of light that some

people think are spirit energy is still

bound to this world and people see

figures sometimes

shadows

we had a tour group come through here

once and and up there on the third tier

they saw a figure looking down

we think it was a prisoner who died here

in 1958

ephraim chamberlain

he's kind of a kingpin in here yeah you

think his his spirit's still here

i do

he was sourced a lot of trouble when he

was alive he attacked a guard once

he dragged him into his cell and broke

his neck

he bit off chunks of flesh never eaten

half his face including one of his eyes

by the time they got to it

the poor bastard lived like that for a

while

that forgot his come up and they

assigned him to experimental therapy

with the good doctor

and that was enough to break it

after a few months they found him

hanging in his cell

well we'll definitely get uh some

coverage here the cell block and see if

ephraim makes an appearance we better

not hope too hard the spirit's been

known to attack people in here scratches

and bites them

one mean son of a [ __ ] and that's to

put it mildly oh

man

yep all right

oh boys and

set

so clive has this property been

investigated before because it seems

like just a gold mine for paranormal

activity oh yeah it has

sometimes nothing happens but sometimes

there was this this amateur group that

came and spent the night a few years

back

and when we got them out

let's put it this way

they were no condition to talk about

what they found

now a number of murders occurred in here

stabbings

even a drowning

drowning in a kitchen inmate killed

another inmate by holding his head in a

pot of boiling water

nobody found it for quite a while

the funny thing was there were a lot of

compliments on the soup that night

wow

that's a joke

people hear a lot of noises in here

throughout the whole building in fact

hear things like

shackles jangling

moaning

cell doors opening and closing

they say whenever you hear a cell door

open and close

it's ephraim coming for

somebody otherwise he's just like

spending time in his cell

he was like that that peace in his cell

can we see the infirmary

yeah sure

it's in the basement

oh it's crazy you should

well here we are the bowels of the beast

the doctor did his work

some say it's still here

all right let's go inside

no

I won't go in there

every man has this limit and i draw the

line at this doorway

what exactly was he doing in here

well i heard that

he'd dope his victims up

put him in a an insulin-induced coma

then do his experiments

i kind of got the idea that

might be more therapeutic

if they could feel what he was doing to

them

so

He found some way to temporarily

paralyze him by injecting these poor

guys with

something or other

then he put him on a ventilator so they

were breathing but otherwise completely

awake so that

they felt everything that he was doing

his experiments made no sense

he sterilized some inject them with

things like

ground glass

acid

those are the lucky ones

his favorites he'd do

you know

sexual things too

basically he would rape and torture them

he called him his fallen angels

over a period of 20 years or so they

estimate there were maybe 45 men that he

raped tortured and mutilated

who knows if it's even true

joel we need to wrap up the tour

starting it dark oh yeah yeah right

right right um great let's do a little

uh exit

course yeah very good

let's get you um

very good so clive thank you so much for

sharing your stories it's been uh

hey

what's wrong

nothing no sorry i thought i i thought i

saw someone here um

yeah sorry go ahead

okay

what was that

it happens all the time

em feels are elevated

it's faint though

you're sure there's no way someone else

could be inside the building no no this

place is sealed up tight the door we

came in it's the only way in around

joel

oh right here yeah

um okay so uh

so clearly this location is very active

and tonight we'll try to shed some light

on who or what

still haunts the freeling state

penitentiary as we go on the hunt and

cut cool

right

thank you so much that was fantastic

really appreciate it

are you sure you want to do this

don't worry we're professionals

suit yourself come on i'll walk you out

uh you guys get all the cameras rigged

and set up the control room all right

cool we're gonna need a camera on this

door

listen

it's none of my business

but you seem like nice people

don't do this

don't stay here i appreciate your

concern but honestly we've been doing

this longer than i care to remember

i'm sure the network's gonna love this

episode

[ __ ] the network

let me put this to you straight young

lady you're putting your life in the

line for the sake of a tv show and not a

very good one at that

honestly sir

the team is good

really good

at the worst joel's been pushed once in

a while

roger gets a little sick sometimes and

i've never seen or felt anything myself

by morning we'll have a new show in the

can and be a few more frequent flyer

miles closer to a vacation

you folks in l.a think we're just a

bunch of dumb biscuits out here

but we're not in l.a

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okay i think we have every angle covered

i have eight

night vision set up in all the major

rooms and hallways i have an array of

still cameras wired to em field

detectors and you're also gonna get the

wireless feed from my handheld camera if

it moves appears manifest generates

energy

something will record it

hopefully

hopefully

yeah come on man i mean it's not your

first rodeo hopefully

all right well we've got five times the

gear so five times the chance of

actually capturing something and we've

spent five times the budget so if this

bombs out our next hunt will be in

berger's apartment our scariest location

yet stop it

where's the faith it's waning

got a call a couple days ago from this

travel show i wouldn't mind producing a

series about pristine beaches and tiki

bars it's boring

come

get on you need everything i need

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yep recording now everything's going

down to the hard drive are you picking

me up clearly

good luck guys

and be careful

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hmm

of course there's no signal

all right we're gonna go check out the

kitchen area okay

i'm on you

roger you picking up anything

nothing

not even a blip

no maybe it's a cologne scaring them

away like a bug strip

clever

it's okay we got all mine

let's go check out the kitchen

there's a little activity in here

but it could be a junction box or

something

as far as i know there's no power in the

building

static buildup maybe

i mean there is a lot of metal in here

or it could be the ghost of a [ __ ]

psycho killer

let's hope

definitely sensing something in here

i don't know what

let's try to get an evp

let's use the talker see if it wants to

speak to us

is anyone here

we're in your kitchen

does that bother you

you want to stick my head into a pot of

boiling water [ __ ] taunt them like

that

can you make a sound

say something

okay

that was

you you do it again

guys

i think i just picked up an orb or

something

there's something in there with you

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can you communicate with us

you make that sound again

joel

emf meters jump to 10 milligauss

were you a prisoner here

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i heard bring him and i'm [ __ ] clear

who are you

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what's your name

we're here

to help you

we're here so you can tell your story to

the world

do you know mr gaffney

who are you we don't want to hurt you

we just want to know

who you are

and why you're still here

okay

okay

let's uh

let's move on yes okay okay

joel we could call it quits now and have

a great episode

this is where we made the two-parter

you know how long she's been at me sweet

sweet

roger

not really like

two-parter it is

you heard that sounds like it came from

the cell block

you're from chamberlain

okay guys

the em detectors are triggering the

still camera in the cell block

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okay great

you're good

okay

we're in the cell block where our

electromagnetic activated still camera

has been firing

and this only triggers when there's a

change in the em fields

emf readings are rising joe

oh man i'm gonna switch to manual

good

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ephraim

head from chamberlain

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you're looking for someone new to mess

with

huh

to attack

from chamberlain

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okay

anything showing up on those original em

photos

um not yet

still downloading

electromagnetic field is at 12

milligrams

the temperature here is dropped

certainly

[ __ ]

guys

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me

Okay buddy talk to me talk to me i don't

feel well oh here it comes no

it's inside me

i can feel him okay roger

enough now

let's clear up touch me again and i will

kill you

and i will [ __ ] your

roger this is a joke it's not funny man

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roger

come on man

are you okay

that's good money

this is [ __ ] bad joel

we're done man we're done

it's okay

okay

i need you to get on the phone

oh

Oh

[ __ ]

come on

come on you stupid piece of [ __ ]

so where's roger any luck getting a call

out not yet where's roger he's in bad

shape we gotta clean him up

i'll get the first aid kit

then i say

we call it and i can get the [ __ ] out of

here okay agreed let's clean them up and

get to the car we're done

guys this isn't gonna get it done

we need more supplies just doing the

best you can and let's go

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is easy breathing

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what

this one

he was a little weird about his finger i

don't think he locked his end and us

some sort of lessons

who knows

oh okay

well now

well

let's get

roger back to the control room

please see some light in there

it's gonna be going all right

look come on buddy

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okay listen

there may have been some old supplies in

the infirmary let's clean up these

wounds and then maybe grab one of those

little gurneys

what are you [ __ ] crazy clyde

wouldn't even go in that room yeah well

you know what i'm not clive

and neither are you man

come on

i'm gonna stay here with roger okay

you're gonna be all right yeah he

shouldn't be left alone but let's stay

in constant contact okay of course we

may as well [ __ ] shoot it too at

least we'll have a record of our deaths

say that

sorry

that's right big boy

we're just gonna get in get the supplies

and get out i need a lot of [ __ ]

convincing to make it quick if that's

what you're trying to do there's still

no signal it's like we're in a bunker or

something it's a jail whole damn thing's

a bunker okay baby doing okay

i'm fine

hurry will you

roger's not doing so good doing the best

we can

hang in there

i know

i know

it's like my dad always says

the only way through something

is all the way through

huh

wasn't this door open before

which answer do you want to hear

the one that's not gonna make me [ __ ]

myself

no this door was always closed okay yeah

that's what i thought

okay on me burger

good

okay we are

we are in the infirmary

one of our

team members was severely hurt by

an entity in the cell block

so we're looking for first aid supplies

and

for the first time in the history of

ghost sightings

i hope that's all we find

here we go

over here

okay

yeah

let's get that gernan get out of here

[Applause]

what was that

joel

what's going on

oh grinch

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they're feeding off the energy in the

electronics

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okay

okay

whoever's in here with us

we don't want any trouble

all right we know you're angry

but you don't have to hurt us we'll be

out of here as soon as we can you're in

control you are in control

just

just let us go

okay

okay let's go

let's go burke here we go

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[Applause]

come on

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what are we doing

i don't know hiding

that's a [ __ ] ghost joel

are you sure that something's scratching

you didn't just get spooked i'm telling

you scratch the hell out of me

let's let's let's take a look

at your shirt

it's okay

okay

it's okay we've uh

now we've seen this kind of thing before

right

yeah

so

That's one of the risks

i know

i remember saying the liability released

[Laughter]

oh

Okay

um

Well let let's uh let's get it on the

camera

i'll shoot you uh

i'll put you on camera for once

all right sure she got us guys buddy

[Applause]

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[ __ ] me

joel

what happened to burger

i don't know okay

i don't know

burger

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burger

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joel

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joel

oh

What happened

i don't know

parker just

it disappeared

on the wall

i can't explain it

if we can check the cameras we can cover

more ground we'll find them someplace

those

those things drained all the power out

of everything all the cameras are down

okay

okay

gotta get out there and find them

oh yeah

i say we should just stay here

until daybreak i don't think roger's got

that kind of time

he's probably in shock

his systems are shutting down okay

and for all we know burger's in the same

condition

we gotta

find him and find a way out of here

let's

change the

dressings

beyond that i think the best thing we

can do for him is

just get out

get help

what do you think the girl at the diner

meant when she said i can't have babies

ah i don't know um

she seemed no

she didn't seem right you know but

we haven't been able to get pregnant

she said that i have ghouls inside me

maybe she's right

maybe this work

has infected us in some way and

maybe we have ghouls

and demons and

they're inside us and they prevented us

from

you know all right all right

let's just let's just get out of here

and and then we can

and we can have some babies

love lots of lots of little

little ghost hunting babies

no oh come on

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let me rephrase it

hell no

i am done with ghost hunting

okay um

i think that i have done all that i can

do here

what do these things want

you're trying to tell us something yeah

get out

leave us alone

we should go to the cell bot

that's where roger was attacked why

would we go there well roger's empathic

right

so they naturally want to crawl into him

communicate through him doesn't mean

they can do with everyone

i don't know joel

but hey what about what clive said about

ephraim chamberlain

he was only at home when he was in his

cell

so maybe they took burger there took him

there

damn joe we're talking about ghosts not

a pack of wolves

we gotta look everywhere

fine

let's go right to the wolves den

smart

white people

so

Burger

here

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here

burger

he's not here

let's go

okay

so

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what was that

this place has probably got wildlife

crawling all over it

not everything's a

ghost you're right

not everything's a ghost

i know

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hey

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you can fight them okay but you're

stronger than they are

here

take this i've never used it

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okay

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okay

oh

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oh my god

at least we know that thing works

i'll get you out of here

let's go

what the hell

roger

he's not roger

roger

it's us buddy it's joel and kate

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roger hey

let's go let's go

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so

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joe

oh my god roger

it says hide me

i can't stop

just

fight it roger

let's fight it

fight it roger

just fight it

[ __ ] you princess

i told you to bring it

are we talking to ephraim chamberlain we

can't go until we have him

we want to help you ephrem but we don't

know how who are you talking about the

doctor

he's gone

he was killed years ago he's got to pay

for what he did to us

to bring him

we don't know what to do

tell us what to do

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guys

it's got to end

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this

has to end

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roger what are you doing

roger roger what are you doing

roger

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no

I can't ever hurt you

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what are you doing

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wow

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let's go

come on let's go

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oh jeez it's burger

i figured you guys didn't end up back

here

what the hell

don't ask

last thing i remember i was running with

you and then i woke up in some weird

part of the prison with a gnarly ass

hangover

let's see

where's

roger roger's gone buddy

well let's go get him

burger

he's gone

really

sorry burger

a limey piece of [ __ ]

um

I think i found a way out

james james hey it's kate okay listen

listen i need you to come here and let

us out

no no no someone locked us in

yeah and

i need to call the police

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roger didn't make it

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ugh

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oh

I heard the news are you all okay

you son of a [ __ ] you locked us in what

i wouldn't do that

i know what this place can do i tried to

stop you from going in there somebody

put a chain around that door and one of

our guys is dead well i'm sure that

wasn't me

i warned you about this place

did you do it hell no

sir i need to talk to you

good thing

excuse me

you know to be honest

you fared a lot better than i thought

you would

what can i say

to professionals

i can't believe roger's gone

i don't know

it's unreal

i hope he knows that

i only tormented him because i thought

he was actually a pretty cool dude

you don't think he's gonna like

haunt me or something do you

like torment me from over there or

something

who

knows sounds like you got some

explaining to do

he needs a drink

well

[ __ ]

yeah

i guess we should call mr gaffney and

get this stuff wrapped up

okay

hey look at that i got a signal

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mr gaffney

i'm cold as [ __ ] i'm gonna wait in the

car cool this won't be long

i was excited to get your phone call you

said you completed the investigation yes

we did

and you were right

this seems to be the epicenter of a very

active

haunting

marvelous

not only did we get audible evidence but

for the first time we

actually recorded apparitional evidence

as well how interesting

come on inside i want to see if you

notice a shift in the energy

feels different

not like the old days but different

the old days

yes i was employed by the prison staff

physician

not a pleasant job i can assure you

but

an honest paycheck

this was a busy place back in the day

it was my job to look after these

wretched creatures

ironic really keeping them well unfit so

they could live a long healthy life

while they waited to die

i called them my little fallen angels

made the work less arduous somehow

is something wrong

uh

We heard a story about the doctor

arrested here for

doing horrible things

but they say the inmates killed him

it's an old institution there are many

persistent rumors

besides these were abhorrent men

they deserve their fate wouldn't you

agree

if by fate you mean

mutilation and torture and worse

then

no i'm thankful that the spirits have

gone

now i can live the rest of my life in

peace

i didn't say they were gone

what

what did you

say isn't that why you came here

mr gaffney

no one can fully comprehend the

paranormal

most of the times it's harmless but

sometimes it's not

in fact last night we couldn't get out

because someone put a chain on the door

i knew if there was any weakness in you

you'd try to leave

i couldn't allow that to happen wait a

minute

you locked us in

i had to keep you focused on the task at

hand

one of our team members died we all

could have died

that's the trouble with your generation

no veracity

you had a job to do here young lady from

the sound of it you failed excuse me dr

gaffney if it wasn't for what you did to

your little fallen angels they'd be able

to move on what i did

i pioneered treatments that targeted

psychopathic currents that ran deep

within these these creatures

these were rehabilitative therapies that

had never been tried before or since for

good reason i should be lauded

not vilified well this is insane

i think we're done here let's go joe

hold on hold on hold on one second

maybe the good doctor's right

he asked us to rid him of these entities

and we failed

indeed but there is a way to help these

creatures

move on

yes

there

is right here

three

two

one

what are you doing

it's just until morning i feel there's

only one sure way to uh rid you of your

entities which is what you wanted us to

do right you can't do this

no we have to give them what they want

so they can finish their unfinished

business

you can't leave me you think that travel

show yours needs a charming host i'm

into tiki bars

sounds good to me

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you can't leave me here like this so

what now well now we cut together a

great episode we dedicate it to roger

win an emmy and tell simon to shove it

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get back

so

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it's all so peaceful now

the bad guys all are gone

she carried every

home

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i healed her weary

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there ain't no superman

we're all just flesh

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she said

that she'll be on

her way

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sure

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so

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you