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I'm Chuck. Here are a few
things you might need to know.
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Ever hear of carbon monoxide?
Stop sleeping in your van, Jeff.
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I'm seeing things clearly
for the first time in a long time.
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Are you high?
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The Intersect you uploaded,
something's wrong.
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There was a Trojan Horse
hidden in the software.
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That's why you're not acting
like yourself.
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Text messaged a breakup
with my girl?
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I can do better.
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Morgan told anyone who wanted to hear
he had Intersect.
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Decker wants Morgan dead.
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Stop!
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Chuck.
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Chuck, what the hell, man?
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You stay away
from that douche-cycle?
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We gotta get you back
to Castle.
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The CIA knows you're the Intersect.
You have a hit out on you.
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Let's go, Let's go.
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Don't freak out, though, okay?
I am still the Intersect.
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Not to mention, I happen to stand by
my Monotracer's coolness factor.
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- Please, okay? I'm gonna grab some...
- No, no!
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- Yes, I agree that it is okay to freak out.
- Thank you.
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The only reason there's a hit on you,
is you got the Intersect in your head.
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We need to get it out
of your head...
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...let the CIA know it's over,
and you'll be safe.
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And a moron again.
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Sorry. Moron still.
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Okay, all right, how do we start that?
Is Ellie working on something?
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No, we, uh, called in the big guns.
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So shocked you people
are running out of money.
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"Missile Command"
is a part of our process.
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All right, let's clean up this mess.
Are you ready, Mr. Grimes?
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Yes, ma'am. Let's do it.
Let's get this mind-melting...
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...assassination-producing
thing out of my head.
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Don't worry, buddy,
just sit back, relax, breathe.
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So that's it? It's really over?
Superhero no more?
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Okay, all right, if you're absolutely sure
this is the only way.
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Morgan, look, trust me,
I know how you feel, I do.
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The Intersect is a lot of fun.
But this is all for the best.
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I know. I know, I do.
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Can I just do one last thing first?
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- You ready, buddy?
- Ready.
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- Wow.
- Man, I miss the Intersect.
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Okay, let's do this.
Bye, Captain Morgan.
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Okay, okay, wow, yeah, yeah.
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- You all right?
- Fine. Yeah, great.
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- Relax, Casey.
- That was for dumping Alex.
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I get it. I get it.
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The first thing I'm gonna do
is apologize to her, okay?
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But do I need to remind you
that my mind was melted?
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How's your memory?
Remember Die Hard, Star Wars...
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...Chewie, Yoda, "Yippie Ki-Yay"?
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It all kind of sounds
like gibberish.
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- It is.
- I feel fine otherwise, you know?
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My brain got rid of unimportant stuff.
Which there seemed to be plenty of.
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How long will it take to
call the hit off?
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I'll contact you when he's clear.
Until then, Grimes, stay down here.
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And the rest of you,
don't make a mistake like this again.
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- Uh, thank you, General.
- Stop playing with government toys.
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You have plenty of your own.
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And we lower the babies
to our chests as we breathe in...
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...and blow it out
as we raise them back up.
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In, out.
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Oh, hey, guys.
Grab a mat, join baby yoga.
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- We can share Clara.
- We'd love to, but we're kind of in a rush.
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Hey. Hey, baby Clara.
How's my favorite niece in the world?
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Clara is a rad yogi.
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I probably shouldn't say this...
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...but she's a way more grounded
breather than these other jokers.
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Wow, looks like you're really
enjoying paternity leave.
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I have adjusted 110 percent.
I could do this forever.
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Let's go ahead and put our babies
into a teeny downward puppy.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey, there's super dad's missus.
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Uh, yes, Devon is really taking
to the stay-at-home daddy thing.
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He's gotten into mommy groups
that wouldn't call me back.
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- Hmm.
- Wow, you're lucky...
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...he's willing to stay at home, heh.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm a happy lady.
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Happy lady,
have a great day at work.
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- Thanks. Have a good one. Bye, Clara.
- Bye.
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- Mommy loves you.
- Say, "Bye, Mommy."
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Bye, ugh.
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How great are
Ellie and Awesome, huh?
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They're just a nice,
happy, normal couple.
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Yeah, they are.
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- We aren't all that normal, are we?
- No, no, not really...
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...but we're happy and we're nice.
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It's just, you know,
my best friend is being hunted.
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His brain almost turned to mush.
I haven't slept in nearly a week...
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...our family business
is on the brink of bankruptcy.
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We're spies
who aren't allowed in the CIA.
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I just think, you know,
maybe we're at a fork in the road.
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Well, you know,
you wanna not be spying?
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I just wonder what it'd be like to be
a normal married couple.
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Regular nine-to-fives,
more taco nights, less evil cabals.
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I know things have been a little crazy
right now. Morgan's gonna be fine...
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...and we're gonna figure out
this whole free-agent spy thing.
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- Now that we don't have the Intersect?
- Yes, even now.
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Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
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Here we go. Here we go.
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Oh, no.
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Most of the assassins
have been called off.
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Most of the assassins? Okay, good.
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That's like getting
most of the brain tumor.
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I don't understand what the problem is.
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- The problem's name is Decker.
- That's right.
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The order originally
came from his desk.
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He ousted us from the Agency.
What's his problem?
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- He's not done with us.
- Perhaps we should...
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Good afternoon.
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I hear we're having the most unfortunate
little kill order mix-up.
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Don't you ever interrupt my feed again,
Decker. I am still your superior.
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Morgan's Intersect-free.
Call off this hit.
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Oh, I really do want to.
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But unfortunately,
and probably not accidentally...
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...I also sent the order out to
one outside contractor.
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One who can't be recalled.
It's sort of his thing.
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- It's, uh, codename Viper. Ahem.
- The Viper?
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He goes completely dark
once he's cashed the check.
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Which, sadly, he's done.
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- What does he know?
- Just the name Morgan Grimes.
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- That should do it.
- That's all he needs.
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The Viper's never had
an uncompleted mission.
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Why don't I leave you all with a little
look-see at some of his, uh, famous kills?
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So many dead people.
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I'm gonna be down here
for the rest of my life.
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I have these broken relationships
I need to fix upstairs.
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Don't worry.
Your name's not gonna be on that list.
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No way. We're on it.
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Yeah, leave it to the three friends
you recently stabbed in the back.
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Marked for death. It's kind of sexy.
It's not terrifying.
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Because my big bad spy friends
are gonna take care of it.
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Right, nothing to worry about.
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All we have to do is lure out this
Viper creature and neutralize him.
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No reason we can't reason
with him. The man's just doing a job.
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There's no vendetta involved.
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Maybe we can talk to him,
contractor to contractor.
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Like normal people.
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Ooh!
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Oh, man.
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Jeffrey, you're not noticing
I'm doing something interesting here?
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Oh, sorry. What's up?
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Okay, so listen, as you know, the big
Salesman of the Year Convention...
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...is this weekend in Riverside.
- But you never sell anything.
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You eat Pirate's Booty
and watch large-lady pornography.
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But I rigged it so that
every employee's sales this quarter...
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...have been logged under my name.
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My friend, I'm going to be up to my
eyebrows in popcorn shrimp...
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...and some sweet
Inland Empire lady parts.
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But what about the rest of us?
Like, what if I wanted to go?
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No, no, you don't.
You like being number two.
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- I made you number two, man.
- I don't think I do.
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You do. Stop spewing nonsense.
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Sometimes I think
you are a bad person.
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Now, undo what you've done.
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I know you'll feel better
if you earn this on your own.
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Son, are you reading a book?
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- Yes, I am.
- I'm gonna get my camera.
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Let the reeducation
of Morgan Grimes begin.
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Oh, yes, I am so excited.
What do I start with?
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Easy. Star Wars.
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I'm so jealous.
Enjoy, while we sort this out.
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And don't worry,
the force is strong in this one.
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Mm!
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No idea what that means,
but I am pumped.
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- Well, have fun.
- Okay, all right.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Casey, Casey.
Want to watch Star Wars with me?
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Uh, no. No, but hey,
don't start with A New Hope.
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Old ones, nobody likes that.
Phantom Menace.
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Everybody loves Phantom Menace.
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Hey, you're all right. Thanks, man.
Yeah, sure. The Phantom Menace.
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Heh, yeah, this is gonna be awesome.
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- I'm sorry, who is this again?
- Jeffrey. Jeffrey Barnes.
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- You know, from the Buy More.
- Oh, hey, Jeff. Wow!
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You sound normal.
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We need a decision on who will be
chosen to go...
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...to the Salesman of the Year
weekend in Riverside.
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Our manager cannot be located.
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Huh.
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You know, let me, uh... Let me
call corporate and I'll let you know.
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- Great. Thanks, Chuck.
- Bye.
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I know how to find the Viper.
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So I've talked to corporate...
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...and it turns out
that the Salesperson of the Year...
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...and winner of the coveted weekend
in Riverside, California, is...
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Morgan Grimes.
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Are you pulling
my considerable chain?
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Grimes has barely shown
his face in weeks.
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- I love the boy, but it's true.
- No, no, no. Guys, guys, guys.
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Do you not see what's happening?
This is a fix.
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It's obviously fixed.
Now, you know what? I revolt.
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- I revolt. Who's with me?
- Yeah!
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Listen, I'm disappointed, too.
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But aren't we all still lucky
to be here?
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Working at a great place,
in a down economy?
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Surrounded by our great-looking
Buy More co-workers?
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Selling fine goods to the people
who haven't discovered Amazon.
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So what if we just use this
as a wake-up call...
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...and vow to work even harder
for the next year?
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Yeah!
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This is, heh...
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I don't know what this is,
but I like the new work ethic, Jeff.
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You keep that up. I gotta go.
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So here's the plan:
We send Morgan to Riverside.
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We make it as public as possible,
so that the Viper hunts him down.
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But before he can strike, we do.
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And after all this is over,
Morgan can be just a regular guy again.
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Okay, yeah, put myself out there,
allow myself to be hunted. Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Now, not to sound like a baby...
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...but without the Intersect,
it does seem a bit more terrifying.
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It won't be as hard as you think.
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Hi. I'm Morgan Grimes.
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All these nice people.
Wonder which one is trying to kill me.
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Hello, Buy Most-ers!
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And welcome to all the
Salespeople of the Year.
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Now, I say salespeople,
because some of you are even ladies.
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So good for you.
Another crack in that ceiling.
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We're gonna have to get that thing fixed.
I'm just joshing, just joshing.
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Grab a yard of margaritas
and get your mingle on.
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Well, Morgan,
you ready to get your mingle on?
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So ready to get my mingle on.
Thank you.
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- Casey, you good?
- We're up and running.
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Remember, I need pulse bio-feedback.
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Finger-pads don't give us lie detection
unless you're touching the subject.
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Touch the subject, see if they're lying.
229
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,945
If they are,
perhaps they wanna kill Chuck.
230
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,406
If they aren't, I grab another crab puff,
heh.
231
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,910
Okay, stay alert. All we know is that
the Viper kills at close range.
232
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,954
That's why he's so accurate,
but that only means no sniping.
233
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,625
He could use poison, so just watch
your food and drink intake, okay?
234
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,462
Okay, he has strangled, knifed,
drowned, and there is a pool here.
235
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,341
- So, you know?
- Got it. Lots of ways to die today.
236
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:31,179
Okay. Once we identify the target,
I'll move in and neutralize him.
237
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:35,099
Yeah, not normal
husband-wife conversation.
238
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:54,285
Uh, Morgan Grimes, Burbank Buy More.
And where are you from?
239
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:59,248
Champaign-Urbana. Heh, prettiest
place on God's sweet earth. Ha, ha.
240
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:04,462
That's where I was born and, uh, where,
God willing, I will die.
241
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,384
Yep. He checks out.
242
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:14,013
As you know, we're all just visitors
in this sweet corn festival that, uh, is life.
243
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,808
Poor sucker thinks that's true.
244
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:21,229
Well, it's nice to meet someone
who loves where they're from.
245
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,773
And you?
You're looking a little flushed there.
246
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,858
- You running a fever?
- No.
247
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,444
Always get red
after my ninth or tenth.
248
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,862
Irish blood, you know?
249
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:33,741
Just a race to see if our noses
or our hearts will explode first.
250
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,538
Either way, though, we're dead by 50.
251
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,582
Oh!
252
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,253
Yep, true, too.
253
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,422
You guys are too much.
I'm gonna take off.
254
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,590
Hold up, you. Shots, shots, shots.
255
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:53,136
Aw! Man, Crazy Bob, you're killing me.
256
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,682
Literally, this is terrible
for my liver condition.
257
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,351
Hey, there you go.
258
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,062
You're the new guy.
Got you a special one.
259
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,150
Drink it. Drink it now.
260
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,486
- Drink it.
- Please drink it. They're so loud.
261
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:17,618
Oh, he took it down. He took it... Ha, ha.
262
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,788
Oh, you are welcome.
Crazy Bob's shots will kill you.
263
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,833
You're a lifesaver.
264
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,760
- Yep. He checks out.
- Oh.
265
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:34,969
Randy, come on.
266
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:39,140
- Leave the pretty lady alone.
- Heh, thank you.
267
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:43,144
I am sorry about how all these leeches
are gonna paw at you all weekend.
268
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,353
And also wildly jealous.
269
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,857
- Hi, I'm Linda, heh.
- Hi. Sarah.
270
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,318
It's, uh, very sweet of you.
271
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,862
So, um, seriously,
how do you look like this?
272
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,699
Ten years at Buy More, I can't keep
my face out of the cheese balls.
273
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,827
True.
The lady loves her cheese balls.
274
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,831
- Clear.
- Hi.
275
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,626
- She's good, too.
- Oh, I like your...
276
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,836
Clear.
277
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,674
True. It checks out. Clear.
278
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,887
All clear there, Jim.
Nothing in the old eyeballs.
279
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:23,851
Easy, buddy.
This gets you into the buffet.
280
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,070
Oh, sweetie,
Mama's gonna be home soon, I promise.
281
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,782
No, I promise
and I'm gonna bring you a treat. Yes.
282
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,205
- Uh, is everything okay?
- Oh, hi.
283
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,708
I'm just being stupid.
My son has a cold and...
284
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,628
- I feel bad I'm here.
- Oh, I understand.
285
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,257
- I'm Jane.
- Uh, Sarah.
286
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,176
Sarah. I'm here with my husband,
Morgan Grimes.
287
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,264
Walker, move your hand.
You just checked yourself.
288
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,433
Passed, too. You're getting pretty good
at this lying thing.
289
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,396
I promise I'm not one of those women
who can't be away from her family.
290
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,356
It's just been a while, you know.
291
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,526
I think I've been a mom
and a "wife" for so long, I...
292
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,737
I've sort of forgotten how to be
a regular person, you know?
293
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:20,116
- Oh, I do. I really do. Heh.
- Heh. I used to know how to have fun.
294
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,370
I came to one of these things
before I was married.
295
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,875
Crazy Bob and I led 18 people
in a midnight skinny dip.
296
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,212
- Clear.
- It sounds like you're the lady...
297
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,882
...I'm gonna stick with.
You know everybody here.
298
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,384
Oh, better.
I know what everyone looks like naked.
299
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,597
No.
300
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,435
Oh, my God.
301
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,365
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
302
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,811
Wait a minute. Oh, my gosh.
303
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,522
I have to ask you something
man-to-man here, okay?
304
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,109
Did I like Phantom Menace?
I would rather scratch out my eyeballs...
305
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,279
...than to listen to that
Jar Jar Binks anymore.
306
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:44,367
Ay, yi, yi, I don't know,
maybe my brain has changed.
307
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:48,204
Hmm. You know what hasn't changed?
My feelings for Alex.
308
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:53,459
Yeah, if there's one thing I remember
it's that I was an ass and that I love her.
309
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,170
The crazy thing is,
she changed her phone number.
310
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,130
Wondering,
maybe you can help me out?
311
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:02,343
Tell her you had a secret supercomputer
in your head, made you into a jackass?
312
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,763
No. Nothing left to say. It's over.
313
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,184
Hey, oh...
314
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,981
I lied. Start with the originals.
You love those.
315
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:18,484
- Really? Thanks, man.
- Hmm.
316
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,112
- Thanks.
- Oh, hey.
317
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:27,243
Just so you know, Darth Vader,
Luke's father. Leia is his sister.
318
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,913
Still mad.
319
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,420
So all of a sudden, right...
320
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:41,507
...after years and years of lunacy,
Jeff is smart...
321
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:45,636
...because it turns out he'd been
sleeping in his van for years...
322
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,681
...with the engine still running.
The guy wasn't a moron.
323
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,474
He was actually brain damaged.
324
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,813
Two of our Buy Morons
actually contracted scurvy.
325
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,064
- What? Scurvy?
- Yeah.
326
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:01,277
Turns out they'd been subsisting solely
on the candy from the snack aisle.
327
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,487
They didn't even know
anything was wrong...
328
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,407
...until they started seeing
their teeth in the jujubes.
329
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:13,372
Man, the, uh, Buy More never fails
to provide dinner table fodder.
330
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,793
My kids ask for funny customer stories
every night at bed.
331
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:21,922
Hey, hey, hey. Best job ever.
332
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,716
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
333
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,634
- Cheers.
- Who needs another round?
334
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,386
- I do.
- Me, me, me.
335
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,763
I'll come with you.
336
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,268
- I kind of love it here.
- I know.
337
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,604
They're, like,
the nicest people in the world.
338
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,022
We've checked everybody...
339
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,525
...and everyone is exactly
who they say they are. It's amazing.
340
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,862
And here we are, lying, all suspicious.
341
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:49,325
I think Jane wants to be my friend.
She asked me out for coffee, heh.
342
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,037
- She's the Viper.
- What? No, no, no.
343
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,957
She passed the test.
And I think that she just really likes me.
344
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,921
Honey, you're right. Of course.
Of course she does.
345
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,590
Duh. It's just my stupid
suspicious spy brain.
346
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,467
It doesn't matter anyway.
347
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,804
I'm not really sure what type
of friendship is founded on lies.
348
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,555
But we should focus anyway.
349
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:14,058
I'm sure the Viper is zeroed in on you
by now.
350
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,603
We need to lure him out
and get you alone and vulnerable.
351
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,275
Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen.
352
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:24,902
- What?
- What?
353
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,904
I've had too many,
I'm going to bed.
354
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,948
- Come on, Morgan.
- No, no, no.
355
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,119
Hey, there's poker later and probably
another less-clothed swim party.
356
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:39,583
I would love nothing more than to
see you do a naked cannonball, Irv.
357
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,795
Keep it on, keep it on, keep it on.
I need to lie down.
358
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:46,632
- I think the sciatica's acting up.
- Yeah. I think I'll call it too.
359
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,883
Bob. What?
360
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,510
- There we go.
- Good night.
361
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,762
- Come on. See you tomorrow.
- Yeah.
362
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:55,474
Yeah, I gotta call my family
before they hit the hay.
363
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,268
Yeah, one of my kids
had a big game today.
364
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,477
Oh.
365
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:01,605
That's a lie, Chuck.
366
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:09,738
Well, no, Omaha's no St. Louis,
but we have a good time.
367
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,909
Sally, in her day, ooh, what a looker.
368
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:15,953
Yeah, Corn Princess in 1987.
369
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:23,169
- Nope, still lying.
- Oh, heh, well, this is me.
370
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:24,587
Oh.
371
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:29,425
Guess I'm just gonna be in here.
All by my lonesome.
372
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,635
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
373
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,850
- Grimes.
- Hmm?
374
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,810
I shouldn't have joked about bedbugs.
375
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:43,606
They cost the hospitality industry
millions of dollars a year.
376
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,653
Wrong thing to say.
377
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:10,132
Yep. I'm alone and vulnerable.
378
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:19,767
Hello, Sarah. Come in.
379
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,354
I've been watching you.
380
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,359
You've got a cute little persona
going on.
381
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,736
But I can spot a girl in a costume.
382
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,448
You know, I'm not what I seem, either.
383
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,464
Yeah. I like costumes, too.
384
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:59,515
You're not going anywhere
until you hippity-hop over here.
385
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,063
It's party time.
386
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,070
It was the bartender.
387
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,202
Yeah, not everybody here is normal.
388
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:23,831
Huh.
389
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:31,255
Whoo! Yes. I'm not gonna die.
Hey, Viper. Suck it.
390
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,592
- Can I go home now?
- Yeah, buddy. You're good.
391
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:38,053
We're not letting this guy go till he
acknowledges the hit's off.
392
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:40,889
Which he's being very stubborn
about doing, I might add.
393
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:45,227
Go ahead, nod your head. Do it.
Yep, hit's off. No more killy-killy.
394
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,730
This is not how it's done, hmm?
395
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,983
First, we have to get Decker
to rescind the kill order...
396
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:54,695
...but we'll handle that, Morgan,
so, you know, I think you're free to go.
397
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:58,115
And if you go anywhere near Alex,
you're gonna be on another hit list. Hmm?
398
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,122
- I'm sorry, buddy. You doing okay?
- Yeah. You know.
399
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,000
I wish he'd give me the number
so I can explain to her.
400
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,045
Don't give up, you know? You gotta
keep trying. He's a tough one to crack.
401
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,090
You know, uh...
402
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:20,220
It's easier to ask forgiveness
than permission.
403
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:25,434
- Uh, truer words have never been spoken.
- A stitch in time saves nine.
404
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,021
Mm-hm, lead a horse to water.
405
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,981
Just...
406
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,692
Hmm.
407
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,819
Hey, I gotta make a call.
408
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:39,490
Jane asked me for a drink, and this is
gonna take a while, so I have to...
409
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,910
No, no, no. Go. Casey and I
can take care of the Viper handoff.
410
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:46,872
Really? You mean, like, I can go
and have an actual normal friend?
411
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,000
We saved a man's life
not having to use the Intersect...
412
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,002
...just awesome husband-wife spy
work.
413
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,380
Maybe we can have some
normal friends, too.
414
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:58,425
Okay. Well, I'm going to go have a drink
with a friend like a real live person.
415
00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:01,261
- Have a great time.
- Thanks.
416
00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:04,973
Jeff, you have shown incredible
improvement in motor skills...
417
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,309
...language ability, reflexes, memory.
418
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,813
- It's like you're an actual person now.
- Thank you.
419
00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:14,817
I have started to see
a lot of things more clearly.
420
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,903
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Mommy.
421
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,907
Hi, muffin. Mommy missed you.
Yes, she did.
422
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,201
I've never seen
such a perfect case study...
423
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,746
...for an article on effects of
multiyear carbon monoxide poisoning.
424
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,581
We could get published.
425
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:32,126
Why don't you come by
the hospital? We'll look.
426
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:35,295
Let me see your belly.
Let me see your belly. I could eat you.
427
00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:37,798
Let's go out here
and see some fun stuff.
428
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,383
Your woman is not happy.
429
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:44,221
- What are you talking about?
- Fresh air has made me intuitive.
430
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,182
That woman
wants to be home with her child.
431
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:50,602
She'll never say it, but it's true.
432
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,111
- Alex.
- I am not here to talk to you.
433
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:03,323
- I'm here to see my dad.
- I just wanted to apologize, that's all.
434
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,576
There's nothing you can say
to make it okay.
435
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,828
You are just not the man
I thought I loved.
436
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,956
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Hey.
437
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:14,752
You want the truth? You ready?
438
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,589
I had a supercomputer in my head,
okay? And it was melting my brain.
439
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,699
Keep walking. Normal thoughts.
440
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:49,703
So how do you like
working private sector?
441
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:53,123
It's hard, right?
Figuring everything out...
442
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,959
...choosing the right small business
accounting program.
443
00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:58,712
You're probably not feeling too chatty.
444
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,424
Probably feeling bad we took down
the best so easily.
445
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,681
Probably too easily.
446
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,936
We were supposed to catch you.
447
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,740
- Sarah, wait. Don't move.
- Oh, my God. What?
448
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,659
We're trying to be normal and all...
449
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:32,412
...but if we were in spy mode we'd
think it was interesting timing...
450
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,748
...that you made a new friend...
- I'm Jane.
451
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,793
Who wanted to hang out
with you immediately post-mission.
452
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:41,296
A new friend who was as good as I was
at passing a lie detector.
453
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:45,676
And we might wonder if the Viper
didn't use a decoy, like we did...
454
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,303
...to make Morgan feel safe
and come out of hiding.
455
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:52,057
And we might think that
getting rid of his guards by, say...
456
00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:56,228
...planting a car bomb
might be a really great way to go.
457
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:06,405
Okay, here's a spy thought:
Don't move your foot.
458
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,407
Okay.
459
00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,580
I'm looking for Morgan Grimes.
460
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:21,044
You have to understand this
all happened a couple years ago.
461
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:24,047
I can't give you names, details
because it's confidential.
462
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,717
But there were e-mails
and there were supercomputers.
463
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,468
It wound up in my brain.
And I zoomed.
464
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,306
My word, not theirs. The supercomputer
that I got was flawed...
465
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,224
...which is why all this behavior...
466
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,893
...was happening. I'm sorry.
467
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,563
You have to believe me.
My brain was melting. You know?
468
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,857
You look overwhelmed.
I'll let you process that.
469
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,822
I'm sure the manager's around
here somewhere.
470
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,534
- I'll find him.
- Got to go now.
471
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:55,954
No, Morgan. What are you doing?
Seriously. You always do this.
472
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:04,463
You little barbarian son of a bitch.
473
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:24,274
Oh. Help, help. Help.
Skip, pull the fire alarm.
474
00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:29,988
Someone plug the hose.
Everyone run to safety. I'm saving you.
475
00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:33,408
No apologies for any of this, Jeffrey.
I just needed you back, man.
476
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:35,327
Pineapple.
477
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:55,597
Yep. Yep. That's a bomb.
And it's a nice one.
478
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:58,266
Okay.
479
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:01,228
Listen to me.
This is what's happening, okay?
480
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,773
There is an elusive assassin
and she is hunting me, okay?
481
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:08,819
- You are legitimately insane.
- What? No. No, no, no.
482
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,613
Please, please, look, look, look.
483
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,036
- Okay. It's all right, stay calm.
- Okay, she's there.
484
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,413
I know, I know.
485
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,792
I'm gonna rip your face off.
486
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,502
No. Shh, Casey, listen to me.
487
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,130
We have the wrong person.
The real Viper is a lady.
488
00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:30,173
And she's here, hunting us.
489
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:35,846
Northeast corner of the store.
Get Alex to the broom closet.
490
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,598
You wanna live,
you're gonna take care of my daughter.
491
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:41,518
Of course. Listen to me.
492
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,062
We're gonna move
when I say move, okay?
493
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,275
Move.
494
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:52,779
I'm getting some texts.
495
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:56,700
Jane is in the Buy More
and Casey's locked in the Castle.
496
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,077
We'll be there
in less than 90 seconds.
497
00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:02,330
Okay.
Uh, you remember how to do this, right?
498
00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:07,085
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, kind of, yeah.
I think so. It's normally the red wire.
499
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,715
Or the green wire. It's normally the red
or the green wire, I'm not really sure.
500
00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:14,968
- I want you to wait in here.
- Okay.
501
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,471
Don't you move till I get back.
She's after me.
502
00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:19,848
- I'm not gonna put you in danger.
- Okay.
503
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,683
I love you.
504
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:27,064
You don't have to say it back at me.
Would've been romantic but it's fine.
505
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,483
It's fine. Good.
506
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,908
I can't believe I trusted Jane
to be who she said.
507
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,993
I must have been desperate
for a friend.
508
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,538
Oh, hey, hey.
Don't beat yourself up.
509
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:50,295
And don't move your foot, really,
because this is a very nasty bomb.
510
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:51,963
- Up with the leg.
- Okay.
511
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,343
Keep that leg. Up with that leg.
There we go. There we are.
512
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,526
- Hello.
- Jane?
513
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,862
Jane, it's Sarah.
I'm so sorry I'm running late.
514
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:19,991
I'm having a really bad day and
I just need somebody to talk to.
515
00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:24,204
Well, just come to the restaurant.
We'll workshop it.
516
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:28,041
No, I'm so upset,
I don't think I can drive.
517
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:31,419
Well, just get in the car,
turn it on and get here.
518
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:35,882
- I can't. My hands are shaking.
- Honey, look, I'm really sorry, okay?
519
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,385
I'm not gonna be able to help you
right now.
520
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:39,761
- I gotta go.
- No, wait.
521
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:44,266
Jane, I want to tell you something.
I feel really badly.
522
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,686
You've been so open and honest
and sweet with me...
523
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:50,856
...and I'm excited to have a new friend.
- Yeah?
524
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:56,570
But I've been lying to you.
About a couple of things.
525
00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,866
I'm a spy. Boy, it feels good
to say that to a real friend.
526
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:04,995
You're amazing at what you do.
I really trusted you.
527
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,873
- And I don't do that very often.
- Well, you shouldn't.
528
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,168
Wait, wait, stop. I have your bomb.
529
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:16,089
Which means it's disarmed. Bye.
530
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:25,140
Thanks. I thought
maybe stepping into the middle of this...
531
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,018
...might have been a bad idea
after all, so...
532
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,022
I miss knowing kung fu.
533
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,318
Remarkable work.
534
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:38,945
The Viper's perfect record
has been broken.
535
00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:40,739
Uh, boom.
536
00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,241
- Suck it.
- Sorry about that, sir.
537
00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:46,161
I'm obviously relieved
the mix-up was righted.
538
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,705
I would never want you
to complete your mission...
539
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:53,001
...after the CIA called it off.
I am one of the good guys.
540
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,379
In front of these witnesses,
on a recorded feed, the hit is off?
541
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,299
Yes. It's official, the hit is off.
542
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,718
All right, our business here is done.
543
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,930
Good luck running a spy business
with no Intersect, huh?
544
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,473
See you never.
545
00:37:07,516 --> 00:37:09,434
He's a quippy bastard.
546
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:14,231
- Can someone get us out of this hole?
- My pleasure. Follow me.
547
00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:19,736
- Decker took that well.
- Yeah, he did.
548
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,072
I'll take care of it.
549
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:34,042
- So we need to talk.
- Whatever.
550
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:37,420
We're no longer friends, I get it.
Like I care.
551
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:41,091
I do care.
I wish you were a better person.
552
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:45,428
But unfortunately, you need to learn
there are repercussions for your actions.
553
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:49,516
- Hmm.
- So you're under arrest.
554
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,311
What?
555
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,564
- For what?
- Attempted homicide.
556
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,026
Jeff.
557
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:01,695
Jeffrey.
558
00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:03,363
You have the right to remain silent.
559
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:07,450
Anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.
560
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,831
Morgan, we're not gonna
get back together.
561
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,083
You told me you were done
with spy life...
562
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:18,336
...and clearly you lied to me
in a million different ways.
563
00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:23,883
You're my hero,
but you are not my boyfriend.
564
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:26,678
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
565
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:31,057
- No, it's okay. I get it.
- But, um, we can still be friends.
566
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,602
And I'm really glad
we're both here tonight.
567
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:36,980
Me too.
568
00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:40,900
We're putting out some hors d'oeuvres
if you guys wanna come in.
569
00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:44,612
- Is my dad here yet?
- Uh, he's coming a little late.
570
00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:49,784
You haven't said anything yet
that made me think you're still the man.
571
00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:53,705
I have a reputation to repair.
This will get done.
572
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:57,584
You need to understand, however,
that I have to protect my cover.
573
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,044
Obviously. Which means...
574
00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:02,088
Neutralizing everyone
who knows who I am.
575
00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:06,885
Walker, Grimes, Casey,
Bartowski, Casey's daughter.
576
00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:13,308
You have approval on everyone
but Bartowski and Walker.
577
00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,352
Now get it done.
578
00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:23,026
John Casey.
579
00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,239
Your life is over if you...
580
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,384
So tell me about your day.
Fun parts only, please.
581
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:51,888
Hmm. Fun parts only. Well, this week,
I had to pose as Morgan Grimes. Heh.
582
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:55,517
You would need some serious hormone
injections to get a beard like that.
583
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:58,645
Okay, okay. Fortunately for me,
my wife likes me baby smooth.
584
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:02,732
I do. My husband was the best
human target a wife could ever ask for.
585
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,693
Aw, this is fun.
Talking openly about our days.
586
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:08,321
- It's the best.
- Hey, everybody.
587
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,448
- Sorry, I'm late.
- No, perfect timing.
588
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:13,243
- We're about to sit down. I'll trade you.
- Thanks.
589
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,245
Hey, Dad. Where were you?
590
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,164
- Oh, just had an errand to run, heh.
- Oh.
591
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,879
May I? Cheers.
592
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,056
Uh, I'd like to make a toast.
593
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:40,812
Chuck and I have been a little sad
this week that we aren't normal people.
594
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:44,274
I've been having a hard time
with the fact I have no real friends.
595
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:48,236
But I look around here
at all of you today and I realize...
596
00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:49,904
...that because of Chuck, I do.
597
00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:55,660
Nobody in the world is closer than
we all are. So, thank you and cheers.
598
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,120
Cheers.
599
00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:00,498
I, too, have an announcement.
600
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:03,042
- I'm going back to work.
- Well, what?
601
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,211
Wait, I thought you were happy
at home.
602
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,923
No, I was just putting on a front,
you know? I was going nuts.
603
00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:12,635
Ellie is stepping up and taking care
of baby Clara for a while.
604
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:16,431
Yes, it was too soon for me to go back,
anyway. I missed her too much.
605
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,683
Yeah. She's totally saving me.
606
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:22,312
One more mommy and me class,
I would've lost my mind.
607
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,359
- Hey.
- Hey.
608
00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:32,614
Ahem. I wanted to tell you that you could
probably, uh, ixnay on the killing me thing.
609
00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,074
Because I'm not gonna bother
Alex anymore.
610
00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:38,661
Hmm. You should move back in.
611
00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:41,873
- Really?
Uh-huh.
612
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:47,003
- Got you a gift.
- Come on, really?
613
00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:51,007
- Indiana Jones.
Mm-hm.
614
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,301
- I like these?
- You did.
615
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,470
Holding out on me?
Is this the only three?
616
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:58,515
You're not, like, keeping the good ones
for yourself or...
617
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,226
- There's just the three.
- Thanks, man.
618
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,857
Hey. I got it. Ahem.
619
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,905
- Decker, what is this?
- We're looking for John Casey.
620
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:15,114
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
621
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:19,786
John Casey. You're under arrest.
622
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:22,288
For murder.52219
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