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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,451 --> 00:00:02,803 Mr. Babbit, this is the most ridiculous thing 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,700 I've ever heard of. We have not planted poison ivy shrubs! 3 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:08,500 According to my informants, Mr. Nesmith- 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:11,341 What is this, violation of the housing code seven sixteen: 5 00:00:11,541 --> 00:00:13,788 illegal storage of inflammable material. 6 00:00:13,988 --> 00:00:17,980 Well, I'm sorry, but Mr. Schneider is not firewood; he's our dummy! 7 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:19,315 A mere technicality. 8 00:00:19,515 --> 00:00:21,981 Well, it's not to him. 9 00:00:22,181 --> 00:00:23,436 I think you're making all this up! 10 00:00:23,636 --> 00:00:25,579 Yeah, you just want an excuse to make us pay our rent. 11 00:00:25,779 --> 00:00:27,188 Yeah, I'm pretty unreasonable about things like that. 12 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:30,844 Hey, look here, look. We got a seven day extension in this lease. Now, in some- 13 00:00:31,044 --> 00:00:33,175 Boys, there's no sense in arguing. 14 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:36,259 The new tenant will be here in about one hour. 15 00:00:36,459 --> 00:00:37,492 New tenant? 16 00:00:37,692 --> 00:00:40,193 A delightful woman. 17 00:00:40,393 --> 00:00:44,372 You can introduce yourselves on the way out. 18 00:00:44,572 --> 00:00:47,188 Ha ha ho ho ho ho! Out! 19 00:00:47,388 --> 00:00:48,996 No! 20 00:00:49,196 --> 00:00:50,724 Yes, out! 21 00:00:50,924 --> 00:00:53,612 Please, no! 22 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:55,692 Yes, out! 23 00:00:55,892 --> 00:00:56,908 Please, no! 24 00:00:57,108 --> 00:01:00,880 To make it clear, get out. 25 00:01:04,468 --> 00:01:06,658 Hey, I think he means it. What are we gonna do? 26 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,580 I don't know, man. Gonna have to do something. 27 00:01:08,780 --> 00:01:12,416 Oh, he's putting us on. There's no new tenant. 28 00:01:17,556 --> 00:01:22,268 Well, Louis, we're here. How do ya like it, Merton? Huh? 29 00:01:22,468 --> 00:01:27,348 Aw. Merton doesn't travel well. 30 00:01:27,548 --> 00:01:31,372 Oh, d-don't, don't get up. Finish convalescing. 31 00:01:31,572 --> 00:01:34,944 I can teach my bags to walk in by themselves. 32 00:01:37,475 --> 00:01:42,346 Here we come Walkin' down the street 33 00:01:42,546 --> 00:01:48,139 We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet 34 00:01:48,339 --> 00:01:53,574 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around 35 00:01:53,774 --> 00:01:59,594 But we're too busy singing To put anybody down 36 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:05,327 We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play 37 00:02:05,427 --> 00:02:11,217 We're the young generation And we've got something to say 38 00:02:11,417 --> 00:02:16,940 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found 39 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:19,514 So you better get ready, 40 00:02:19,714 --> 00:02:23,740 We may be comin' to your town 41 00:02:36,861 --> 00:02:40,709 Not bad, huh, Louis? A little linoleum on the floors, 42 00:02:40,909 --> 00:02:43,182 some chintz here and there, a few doilies. 43 00:02:43,382 --> 00:02:44,741 Uh, miss, ma'am, excuse me, 44 00:02:44,941 --> 00:02:47,789 I think there's been a little mistake here. 45 00:02:47,989 --> 00:02:49,181 - Who did this? - Did what? 46 00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:52,189 Who made this dust, this filth? You? 47 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,150 What's today? 48 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:54,189 Huh? Uh, Monday. 49 00:02:54,389 --> 00:02:58,117 Monday? Uh, it's Peter. Peter puts the filth out on Mondays. 50 00:02:58,317 --> 00:02:59,589 It was nothing. 51 00:02:59,789 --> 00:03:00,933 You're fired. 52 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:03,861 From now on, he sets the table. 53 00:03:04,061 --> 00:03:06,965 Uh, uh, just a minute, Mrs. um, Mrs.- 54 00:03:07,165 --> 00:03:08,765 - Yuck! - Yuck? Listen- 55 00:03:08,965 --> 00:03:11,093 No, Rudnick. Milly Rudnick. 56 00:03:11,293 --> 00:03:13,414 But I'm not a formal person; you can call me Milly. 57 00:03:13,614 --> 00:03:14,350 Now listen here, Mil- 58 00:03:14,550 --> 00:03:16,375 That doesn't mean you can step all over me. 59 00:03:16,575 --> 00:03:18,822 My dear Herman, may he rest in peace, 60 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:22,629 would die if he knew that somebody stepped all over me. 61 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:25,230 When did he eat last? He looks terrible. 62 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:29,854 Now. We must observe some rules. We're all grown up people, here. 63 00:03:30,054 --> 00:03:32,286 We mustn't make a fuss about going to sleep, 64 00:03:32,486 --> 00:03:35,197 and food should not be eaten with the fingers. 65 00:03:35,397 --> 00:03:38,326 Um, the fingers should be eaten separately. 66 00:03:38,526 --> 00:03:41,060 Don't be a Mr. Mouth. 67 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:42,245 Joke. 68 00:03:42,445 --> 00:03:44,636 Now, what do you boys do for a living? 69 00:03:44,836 --> 00:03:46,069 We look for work. 70 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,733 Huh. We're musicians. 71 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:49,350 - Musicians? - Yeah. 72 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:52,806 Oh, that's wonderful! I love music! 73 00:03:53,006 --> 00:03:53,340 Great. 74 00:03:53,343 --> 00:03:56,395 Which one of you plays the violin? 75 00:03:58,214 --> 00:03:59,741 Look, she's a terror! 76 00:03:59,941 --> 00:04:00,422 Right! 77 00:04:00,622 --> 00:04:01,510 And she's gotta be stopped! 78 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:02,173 Right! 79 00:04:02,373 --> 00:04:03,319 Well, somebody's gotta tell her! 80 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:04,037 Right! 81 00:04:04,237 --> 00:04:05,182 Well, who's gonna tell her? 82 00:04:05,382 --> 00:04:07,699 You! 83 00:04:15,845 --> 00:04:18,349 Go, go! 84 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:20,806 Um, Milly, listen, uh, we'd like to have a talk with you. 85 00:04:21,006 --> 00:04:23,274 Yes? 86 00:04:29,173 --> 00:04:33,893 You know, the way we see it, Milly we're living here, and we feel that- 87 00:04:34,093 --> 00:04:36,245 So live! Who's stopping you from living? 88 00:04:36,445 --> 00:04:39,622 You wanna stay, stay. I'm not an unreasonable person. 89 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:40,814 - Oh, that's great. - That's good. 90 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,087 I've had boarders before. 91 00:04:42,287 --> 00:04:43,230 Boarders?! 92 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:47,903 Oh, man! We gotta do something! We need to change our course of action. 93 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:50,515 - Right! - Huh. 94 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:54,710 Oh, excuse me, Louis. There's somebody at the door. 95 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:58,303 Da da dum, da da da. Da doo da. Yes? 96 00:04:58,503 --> 00:05:01,879 How do you do, ma'am, is this the, uh, house of Rudnick? 97 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:04,615 Well, not yet, but when my furniture arrives- 98 00:05:04,815 --> 00:05:07,135 Well, it's here. It's on the truck. I'm the moving man. 99 00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:08,710 Oh, that's wonderful! 100 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:11,246 Look, we just gotta be firm. Just- 101 00:05:11,446 --> 00:05:12,400 - Yeah! - Right. 102 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,919 Just, wuh, be firm. 103 00:05:14,119 --> 00:05:15,486 - Firm. Firm right up. - I'll start unloading, huh? 104 00:05:15,686 --> 00:05:20,015 Yeah, well, just a minute. Boys! Oh, boys! Boys? 105 00:05:20,215 --> 00:05:22,462 Boys? I wondered if you could help this nice man out. 106 00:05:22,662 --> 00:05:23,952 Nice man, wh-what nice man? 107 00:05:24,152 --> 00:05:25,337 Help me with my furniture. 108 00:05:25,537 --> 00:05:26,772 - Furniture?! - We're musicians! 109 00:05:26,972 --> 00:05:29,962 I can't move furniture! My hands! 110 00:05:43,036 --> 00:05:46,349 Oh boy. That was a tough one. 111 00:05:46,549 --> 00:05:49,315 Thank you, Larry. You did a nice job. 112 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,508 Well, I had a little help. 113 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:54,596 My arms, I can't move my arms. 114 00:05:54,796 --> 00:05:56,133 I can't move your arms either. 115 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,804 Larry, I'd like to give you a little something. 116 00:05:59,004 --> 00:06:01,789 Ah, no, Mrs. Rudnick, I couldn't accept any money. 117 00:06:01,989 --> 00:06:05,284 What money? I want you to have a piece of my homemade cheesecake. 118 00:06:05,484 --> 00:06:07,541 Let's go. I'll race you to the door. Okay? 119 00:06:07,741 --> 00:06:08,348 Yeah right, ready? 120 00:06:08,548 --> 00:06:11,171 - Here? Go. - Go. Uh. 121 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,307 Gee, man, you won. Huh huh. 122 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,754 Oh, such a good boy, my Micky. 123 00:06:22,954 --> 00:06:23,843 Mike! 124 00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:25,483 Mike, Micky, what's the difference? 125 00:06:25,683 --> 00:06:28,531 You're all good boys. 126 00:06:28,731 --> 00:06:32,619 Oh, look how this one cleans. A regular Picasso of grit. 127 00:06:32,819 --> 00:06:35,124 Would you please not do that? I just cleaned that! 128 00:06:35,324 --> 00:06:37,947 Oh, and so conscientious. 129 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:40,514 This isn't the first time you've helped around the house. 130 00:06:40,714 --> 00:06:42,475 No, it isn't the first time. 131 00:06:42,675 --> 00:06:45,965 You know what it means, responsibility, huh? 132 00:06:46,165 --> 00:06:49,522 Well, we, we had kind of a large family, you know. 133 00:06:49,722 --> 00:06:54,243 And little money. That's not a happy combination, Mike. 134 00:06:54,443 --> 00:06:56,283 Well, we, we made out alright. 135 00:06:56,483 --> 00:07:01,103 Sure. With a little help from Mr. Nesmith. 136 00:07:03,703 --> 00:07:04,851 Mike. 137 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:08,524 For you, I've got to make something special. 138 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:12,100 Something... what can Milly do for you? 139 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,147 Make me a success. 140 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:16,707 Well, how do you do that? 141 00:07:16,907 --> 00:07:18,906 Well, I don't, I don't know. 142 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:23,523 With a couple of hit records, or, or shot on a television show. 143 00:07:23,723 --> 00:07:26,811 Tell me, Mike, what good is success if you catch a cold? 144 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:29,091 I'll make you a sweater! 145 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:30,067 Oh- 146 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:32,674 Now, let me measure you. Come on. Let me see. 147 00:07:32,874 --> 00:07:39,850 That's it. Sleeve. Turn around, turn around, please. That's it. 148 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:44,171 Micky? Micky? Micky, you gonna get dirty under there? 149 00:07:44,371 --> 00:07:46,250 Milly, I'm fixing a car; have a heart. 150 00:07:46,450 --> 00:07:48,323 Well, what about the leaky faucet? That doesn't interest you? 151 00:07:48,523 --> 00:07:49,643 There's a leaky faucet? 152 00:07:49,843 --> 00:07:52,621 Don't rush, ha. We'll drink sea water 'til you're ready. 153 00:07:52,821 --> 00:07:56,405 Ha ha. Oh, look at you. Look at you. 154 00:07:56,605 --> 00:07:58,132 What if somebody should come over for a visit? 155 00:07:58,332 --> 00:07:59,452 They'll think it's a zoo. 156 00:07:59,652 --> 00:08:01,969 Okay, Milly. I'll fix it now. 157 00:08:02,169 --> 00:08:03,643 - Micky? - Yeah? 158 00:08:03,843 --> 00:08:06,731 You don't mind, do ya? 159 00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:09,426 No, I don't mind, Milly. 160 00:08:13,683 --> 00:08:16,179 That was great, Milly. It was a gourmet feast. 161 00:08:16,379 --> 00:08:19,544 You think Eydie Gorme could cook like this? 162 00:08:19,744 --> 00:08:20,983 Hey, Milly, that was great, thanks a lot. 163 00:08:21,183 --> 00:08:24,335 Thanks a lot, Milly. 164 00:08:24,535 --> 00:08:25,561 Davy, you're an English boy? 165 00:08:25,761 --> 00:08:26,888 That's right, Milly. 166 00:08:27,088 --> 00:08:28,350 You know Rex Harrison? 167 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,126 No, I haven't had the pleasure yet. 168 00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:32,550 How come? He's an English boy too. 169 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,943 Maybe he's avoiding me. 170 00:08:35,143 --> 00:08:39,127 That's alright. Don't apologize. Some people don't make friends so easily. 171 00:08:39,327 --> 00:08:44,239 Now me? I knew everybody in the neighborhood. Hello, Linda! Hiya, Lou! 172 00:08:44,439 --> 00:08:47,238 I'd call her from the window when I get home from shopping. 173 00:08:47,438 --> 00:08:51,063 Ah. That was a neighborhood. We'd call her from the street. 174 00:08:51,263 --> 00:08:54,199 So why'd you move? 175 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:57,734 Nobody called back. 176 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:01,815 I woulda called back, Milly. 177 00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:05,581 You're a good boy, Davy. 178 00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:07,103 You like music, Milly? 179 00:09:07,303 --> 00:09:12,185 I told ya, I love music. What you kids played today, that's not music. 180 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,151 "Anniversary Waltz", that's music. 181 00:09:15,351 --> 00:09:17,463 We don't know that one, but this is something else, 182 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:20,477 and I-I think you're gonna like this one. 183 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,349 Sometime in the morning 184 00:09:32,549 --> 00:09:35,530 A simple thought may occur to you 185 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:38,175 And you hold her, 186 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:44,079 And tell her all the things you never told her 187 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:47,227 Your love has shown me things 188 00:09:47,427 --> 00:09:50,740 I never thought I could see 189 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:54,499 I didn't know (I didn't know) 190 00:09:55,616 --> 00:10:00,778 It could be done so easily now I know 191 00:10:00,978 --> 00:10:02,823 (now I know) 192 00:10:03,414 --> 00:10:07,067 You're where it is for me 193 00:10:08,915 --> 00:10:11,647 Sometime in the evening 194 00:10:11,847 --> 00:10:16,122 You're sitting there by the fireside 195 00:10:16,322 --> 00:10:18,539 And she'll touch you 196 00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:24,319 And you'll realize how much 197 00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:27,757 you never knew before, 198 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:30,988 How much you couldn't see 199 00:10:31,188 --> 00:10:35,182 You didn't know (you didn't know) 200 00:10:35,382 --> 00:10:40,746 It could be done so easily now you know 201 00:10:40,946 --> 00:10:43,046 (now I know) 202 00:10:43,246 --> 00:10:47,086 She's all a girl could be 203 00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:56,235 Now in her childlike eyes 204 00:10:56,435 --> 00:11:00,283 You see the beauty there 205 00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:04,195 You know it was always there 206 00:11:04,395 --> 00:11:11,292 And you need no longer wear a disguise 207 00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:16,035 Sometime in the morning 208 00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:21,405 You'll just reach out and she will be there, 209 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:28,474 Close as the summer air 210 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:34,330 Sometime in the morning (she will be there) 211 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:37,239 she will be there 212 00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:42,321 Sometime in the morning (she will be there) 213 00:11:42,521 --> 00:11:45,934 she will be there 214 00:11:49,849 --> 00:11:52,512 Thank you, boys. 215 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,504 What is this called? 216 00:11:53,704 --> 00:11:54,520 This is what it called. 217 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,024 Southeast Asia. 218 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,224 [cheering] 219 00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:03,798 - Okay. - Yoo hoo, boys! 220 00:12:03,998 --> 00:12:06,988 Milly's home! We got company! 221 00:12:07,188 --> 00:12:10,010 Oh boy, company. 222 00:12:12,411 --> 00:12:16,219 Boys, look what I got! I found her at the supermarket. 223 00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:19,740 I don't know where we're gonna put her; there's no room in the refrigerator. 224 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,356 Listen, fellas, I want you to meet Clarisse Rawlings. 225 00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:24,549 Delighted. 226 00:12:24,749 --> 00:12:29,027 Davy, Clarisse is English, and she's not married yet. 227 00:12:29,227 --> 00:12:30,875 Well, it's only two o'clock in the afternoon; 228 00:12:31,075 --> 00:12:31,899 she's still got time. 229 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:37,853 Mr. Jones, I'm shaking all over meeting such a close friend of Rex Harrison's. 230 00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:40,636 Oh! 231 00:12:40,836 --> 00:12:42,948 Do you really know Rex Harrison? 232 00:12:43,148 --> 00:12:43,900 No. 233 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,333 Actually, I don't care. 234 00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:46,812 I'm no good for you, you know. 235 00:12:47,012 --> 00:12:48,020 I don't care. 236 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,004 Terrible temper. 237 00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,171 I don't care. 238 00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:51,452 I wander. 239 00:12:51,652 --> 00:12:52,540 I don't care. 240 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:53,828 Cruel too. 241 00:12:54,028 --> 00:12:55,540 I don't care. 242 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:57,796 I love you, Clarisse! 243 00:12:57,996 --> 00:13:00,644 I don't care. 244 00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:03,116 Good thing about blondes, they sure don't care, do they? 245 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,701 Not Clarisse. 246 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,972 I'm sorry, no more vacancies. 247 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,773 - Alright, children. - Alright, darling. 248 00:13:12,973 --> 00:13:16,389 Ready... aim... 249 00:13:30,532 --> 00:13:32,212 Milly, Milly, Milly, Milly! 250 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:36,380 Oh! If it isn't sister Judy! Arthur! 251 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:38,868 Milly! 252 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:45,076 Alice! Mark! Adam! Michelle! 253 00:13:45,276 --> 00:13:51,403 Mike, Micky, Peter, Davy. Clarisse, Merton, Louis. 254 00:13:51,603 --> 00:13:53,949 Oh, Milly, how are ya, haven't seen you since 255 00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:55,908 I don't know when. How's Herman? 256 00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:59,171 Herman? Herman's been dead for ten years. 257 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:03,784 Uh-huh. Well, uh, how's Merton and how's Louie? 258 00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:17,867 Mrs. Rudnick? 259 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:18,924 Larry! 260 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:22,936 I was wondering, uh, could I have a little more cheesecake? 261 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:29,468 Nice to see you again, Larry. 262 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,185 It's nice to be back. Ha ha. 263 00:14:33,316 --> 00:14:36,795 [mumbles] 264 00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:37,548 Yes? 265 00:14:37,748 --> 00:14:39,788 [mumbles] 266 00:14:39,988 --> 00:14:42,740 Alice, sweetheart, loosen his gag, I can't hear what he's saying. 267 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,861 No, daddy, he's my prisoner! 268 00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:47,452 Okay, honey, cookie. You make him talk. 269 00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:48,124 Talk! 270 00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:51,221 [mumbles] Talk! 271 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:53,764 Alright, what's going on here? 272 00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,746 Hi, Mr. Babbit! 273 00:14:57,946 --> 00:14:59,874 Will you stop- 274 00:15:00,074 --> 00:15:00,707 How do you like the cheesecake? 275 00:15:00,907 --> 00:15:02,907 I like the cheesecake; that's why I came back, for more cheesecake. 276 00:15:03,107 --> 00:15:03,914 Ah! 277 00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:06,194 Stop this! What's going on here? What, will ya-whose kids are these? 278 00:15:06,394 --> 00:15:07,250 They're my kids! 279 00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:08,946 These are monsters! They're about to destroy everything! 280 00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:10,690 They are not, they're my kids! 281 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,898 I don't want cheesecake, even if I liked cheesecake, I wouldn't- 282 00:15:13,098 --> 00:15:15,726 Hot dogs! 283 00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:21,158 No, no! No popcorn, no nothing! 284 00:15:28,507 --> 00:15:30,399 - I don't care! - Popcorn! 285 00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:33,128 I don't care! I don't care! 286 00:15:33,328 --> 00:15:36,150 I don't care either, baby! Peanuts! 287 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,750 - Talk! - [mumbles] 288 00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:48,753 - Talk! - [mumbles] 289 00:15:48,953 --> 00:15:50,521 Come on, hurry up, go down the beach. 290 00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:54,004 That's it, Adam, Clarisse, come on. 291 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,657 Ha ha ha. Larry. Ha ha ha ha. 292 00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:59,042 Come on-boys! Boys! Come on, boys! 293 00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:02,072 We're going down the beach! Come on! 294 00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:05,128 [mumbling] 295 00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:08,406 Zooooom! 296 00:16:09,472 --> 00:16:12,233 Chew carefully. How you gonna be president if you don't chew carefully? 297 00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,016 I don't wanna be president. 298 00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:15,922 Shh, don't talk with your mouth full. 299 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:18,330 Man, I'm telling you, we have been conned. 300 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:19,784 They don't even want her to leave anymore. 301 00:16:19,984 --> 00:16:21,265 They're getting just like her. 302 00:16:21,465 --> 00:16:22,329 It's only been three days, 303 00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:25,209 and just look at 'em. Look at 'em! 304 00:16:25,409 --> 00:16:27,114 You're right; this is no life for us. 305 00:16:27,314 --> 00:16:28,921 It's no life for Milly either. 306 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,984 We've got to find a way out of this for all of us. 307 00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:32,873 A way out? Man, there isn't any way out. 308 00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:34,633 We might as well be married to her. 309 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,137 That's it! A husband! 310 00:16:37,337 --> 00:16:37,897 What? 311 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,408 We'll find her a husband. 312 00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:41,081 That's what she needs, that's what she wants. 313 00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:44,637 Where in the world are you gonna get a husband for Milly? 314 00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:49,504 Hello? Anybody home? 315 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,352 Hey, it's Larry the moving man. 316 00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:54,616 It's worth a try. 317 00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:57,160 Hello? Anybody home? 318 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,783 - Hi, Larry. - Hi fellas. 319 00:16:58,983 --> 00:16:59,568 Hey Larry. 320 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,396 I forgot to unload this lamp the other day. 321 00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:04,168 Oh, yes, so you did, look, I'm glad to see you, man. 322 00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:05,792 Why don't you come on in and sit down, 323 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,051 - make yourself at home. - Oh, come on in, man. 324 00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:07,697 Oh look, thanks, fellas, but I gotta get home. 325 00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:09,194 Little woman expects me. 326 00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:10,915 Little woman? Are you married? 327 00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,785 No, I live with my mother; she's very small. 328 00:17:12,985 --> 00:17:15,726 Oh. Why don't you sit down? Make yourself at home. 329 00:17:15,926 --> 00:17:17,406 Hey, why don't you stay for dinner? 330 00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:18,597 Do I look alright, fellas? Huh? 331 00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:20,251 You look great, you look great. 332 00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:21,723 D-d-do I look alright? 333 00:17:21,923 --> 00:17:22,682 You look great. 334 00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:24,075 Just repeat after me: 335 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:30,123 Milly, your eyes are like cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream. 336 00:17:30,323 --> 00:17:34,819 Your eyes are like cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream? 337 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:37,819 Listen, he lives with his mother, he should go home. 338 00:17:38,019 --> 00:17:39,114 Sh-she might be worried. 339 00:17:39,314 --> 00:17:39,811 Oh no- 340 00:17:40,011 --> 00:17:42,603 I don't know, fellas, what does she want with a guy like me? 341 00:17:42,803 --> 00:17:45,035 Hey, listen, don't worry, man, she'll find something to do with ya. 342 00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:49,155 Uh, you drive him to distraction. He has to be with you. He told us. 343 00:17:49,355 --> 00:17:50,011 He said that? 344 00:17:50,211 --> 00:17:53,116 She's crazy about you, Larry! You drive her to distraction! 345 00:17:53,316 --> 00:17:56,001 She said that? 346 00:18:19,739 --> 00:18:22,123 So, as I was saying, I said, Greta, 347 00:18:22,323 --> 00:18:23,987 why do you take the pills for the liver when 348 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,163 it's the pain in the kidney that gives you the headache? 349 00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:26,939 Ya. 350 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,715 Buy you know Greta, she wouldn't listen. 351 00:18:28,915 --> 00:18:29,715 No. Wouldn't listen. 352 00:18:29,915 --> 00:18:32,099 Mm-hm. 353 00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:33,228 -wash the dishes? 354 00:18:33,428 --> 00:18:35,205 Wash them, wash them, wash them, 355 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,896 rough hands, red, rough hands. 356 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:45,516 - Another one. - Another one. 357 00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:48,371 Don't do that. 358 00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:50,620 How's it going, Peter? 359 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:54,452 Heartburn. She's up to heartburn. 360 00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:56,052 So naturally I warned her. 361 00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:58,644 Marilyn, I said, you can't drink water in bed 362 00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:00,292 when you have the electric blanket on. 363 00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:01,348 Yeah. 364 00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:06,793 It's like going to the chair! You know. 365 00:19:06,993 --> 00:19:10,553 So, after they took the cast off her husband's leg, she decided- 366 00:19:10,753 --> 00:19:12,193 Uh, Milly? 367 00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:12,897 Wha? 368 00:19:13,097 --> 00:19:15,609 Uh, I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh. 369 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:18,345 Oh, I'm sorry, Larry, I've been chatting all night. 370 00:19:18,545 --> 00:19:20,281 What did you want to say? 371 00:19:20,481 --> 00:19:24,986 Uh, your Herman, he must have been a pretty great guy I guess. 372 00:19:25,186 --> 00:19:28,219 I mean, the way you talk about him all the time and all. 373 00:19:28,419 --> 00:19:31,209 He was an angel. 374 00:19:31,409 --> 00:19:32,986 An angel? 375 00:19:33,186 --> 00:19:39,632 He was an angel, but a man. A very, very nice man. 376 00:19:41,969 --> 00:19:43,974 - Uh, Milly. - Hm? 377 00:19:44,174 --> 00:19:48,406 I'm not an angel. 378 00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:52,246 But you're a nice man, Larry. 379 00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:54,896 A very nice man. 380 00:19:58,952 --> 00:20:00,544 Guys! Guys! Wake up! Wake up! Look! 381 00:20:00,744 --> 00:20:02,808 We did it! We made it! It's love! Lookit! Lookit! 382 00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:04,367 Really? 383 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:07,040 [cheering] 384 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,612 Shh! 385 00:20:19,312 --> 00:20:23,508 A toast. The groom proposes a toast. To Milly. 386 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:29,684 To my Larry. And to my matchmakers. 387 00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:32,419 Um, Mr. Nesmith? 388 00:20:32,619 --> 00:20:33,971 Oh, hi, Mr. Babbit. Uh, listen, 389 00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:36,108 we got the rent playing for Milly's wedding, and- 390 00:20:36,308 --> 00:20:40,836 Don't worry about that, if I've inconvenienced you in any way. 391 00:20:41,036 --> 00:20:45,053 Oh, well, no, but, there is one little favor I'd like to ask of ya. 392 00:20:45,253 --> 00:20:46,772 I'd be delighted to. What is it? 393 00:20:46,972 --> 00:20:48,939 Well, I had to, I had to watch the kids, and, uh, you know, 394 00:20:49,139 --> 00:20:52,029 I, uh, play the music, ha ha, and I wondered if, uh, 395 00:20:52,229 --> 00:20:54,236 maybe you'd do it. For me. Watch the- 396 00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:56,027 Certainly, certainly. I love kids. 397 00:20:56,227 --> 00:20:59,395 Okay. Ha ha. 398 00:21:00,754 --> 00:21:02,899 Strange man. 399 00:21:06,443 --> 00:21:09,485 Look out, here comes tomorrow 400 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,936 That's when I'll have to choose 401 00:21:13,136 --> 00:21:16,730 How I wish I could borrow 402 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,805 Someone else's shoes 403 00:21:22,701 --> 00:21:26,091 Mary, oh what a sweet girl 404 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,421 Lips like strawberry pie 405 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:33,693 Sandra, the long hair and pig tails 406 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,336 Can't make up my mind 407 00:21:37,726 --> 00:21:41,153 I see all kinds of sorrow 408 00:21:41,353 --> 00:21:44,231 Wish I only loved one 409 00:21:44,431 --> 00:21:47,963 Look out, here comes tomorrow 410 00:21:48,163 --> 00:21:53,034 Oh, how I wish tomorrow would never come 411 00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:59,429 Told them both that I loved them 412 00:21:59,629 --> 00:22:02,543 Said it, and it was true 413 00:22:02,743 --> 00:22:06,304 But I can't have both of them 414 00:22:06,504 --> 00:22:09,083 Don't know what to do 415 00:22:10,399 --> 00:22:13,916 I see all kinds of sorrow 416 00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:17,070 Wish I only loved one 417 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:20,642 Look out, here comes tomorrow 418 00:22:20,842 --> 00:22:25,494 Oh, how I wish tomorrow would never come 419 00:22:31,562 --> 00:22:35,018 Mary I love you 420 00:22:37,136 --> 00:22:40,584 Sandra I love you 421 00:22:43,553 --> 00:22:47,417 Well, I see all kinds of sorrow 422 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:50,235 Wish I only loved one 423 00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:53,815 Look out, here comes tomorrow 424 00:22:54,015 --> 00:22:58,676 Oh, how I wish tomorrow would never come 425 00:23:04,235 --> 00:23:06,551 I love you 426 00:23:06,751 --> 00:23:08,401 Darling 427 00:23:09,537 --> 00:23:11,000 I love you 428 00:23:15,204 --> 00:23:19,116 Well, my darling boys, thanks for everything. 429 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,474 It was nothing, Milly. Pleasure. 430 00:23:20,674 --> 00:23:21,706 It was fun. It was great, Milly. 431 00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:23,187 Now Micky, sweetie, you wear that sweater 432 00:23:23,387 --> 00:23:24,506 in the evening so you won't catch cold. 433 00:23:24,706 --> 00:23:26,546 Okay. 434 00:23:26,746 --> 00:23:29,834 And Peter? Don't you get overheated playing ping-pong all alone. 435 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,594 I won't. 436 00:23:32,794 --> 00:23:36,691 Well, it was really a pleasure having all you boys under my roof. 437 00:23:36,891 --> 00:23:38,127 - It was really great. - It was nice to have you. 438 00:23:38,327 --> 00:23:39,167 Great, great. 439 00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:40,664 And we-we'll see each other again, I'm sure. 440 00:23:40,864 --> 00:23:41,607 'Course we will. 441 00:23:41,807 --> 00:23:44,558 Why-why don't you call or something, or, or write sometime? 442 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,640 Well, look, I'm very bad at letters; I'll drop over. 443 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,494 - Drop over? - Wha-what? 444 00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:52,528 Why not, when I only live two doors up the block? 445 00:23:52,728 --> 00:23:56,223 Yeah, I'll bring over some soup, and we'll talk over old times. 446 00:23:56,423 --> 00:23:58,718 Tonight, for instance! 447 00:23:59,322 --> 00:24:02,430 Larry! Hurry, sweetheart, it's getting late. 448 00:24:04,919 --> 00:24:08,471 "Eyes like cupcakes floating in sour cream". 33066

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