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This is ridiculous to come
down here just because
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we read in the paper they
may hold an embassy ball.
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Look, will you please cool it?
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Man, we haven't played a gig
in as long as we haven't,
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you gotta take every
lead you can get.
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A-ha! What are you doing here?
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The count has been looking
everywhere for you.
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- Oh, he has?
- Come!
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Well, well, wait a minute-
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The count is waiting.
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Oh.
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- Davy.
- Davy. Uh.
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I found him in the
anteroom, Count Myron.
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My dear boy, what are you doing
in those bizarre clothes?
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Really, now, you are getting
most to be most eccentric.
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Now, look, uh,
I-I don't really understand,
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you see, you see, Mike read in the
paper that you, that you were, um-
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Hi.
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It's like The Prince and the Pauper.
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Here we come
Walkin' down the street
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We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down
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We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
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We're the young generation
And we've got something to say
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
You never know where we'll be found
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So you better get ready,
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We may be comin' to your town
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Hey, you're my double.
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Oh, oh, yes, I-I can see my mistake.
Alright, young man: out!
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No. I will speak to this young
man alone, Count Myron.
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As you wish, sire.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What are you doing in America?
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I-I-I've come to your country
to-to try and find a bride.
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U-under the terms of my
nation's constitution,
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if I'm still unwed by
my eighteenth birthday,
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uh, my throne passes
to Count Myron.
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That sounds crazy to me.
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I know; that's-that's what
I told the producers.
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Well, it shouldn't be hard for
you to find a girl to marry.
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After all, you're a prince;
you've got wealth and position.
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Yes, but I'm so shy.
I have no character.
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I used to think I was so deep,
but-but now I know, deep down, I'm shallow.
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So far, our plan to keep the
young prince single works well.
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In another month,
I shall have the throne.
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While the people
admire me, love me,
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and esteem me, they do
not trust me. En garde!
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I see.
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Now, it has to be done in
accordance with our constitution;
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we must keep Ludlow
away from all women,
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and the few that will slip
through our net will be
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driven off by the prince's shyness.
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Ha ha ha.
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En garde! Now, in a few minutes,
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Miss Wendy Forsythe will
arrive to meet the prince.
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Somehow, she took a liking to
him while they met on the Riviera.
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But, sire, they might marry!
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I don't think so. I told her
that he was sly, malicious,
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a pathological liar, and a sadist.
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Yes, but what did you tell
her was wrong with him?
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En garde!
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But you're a great guy, Ludlow.
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You're witty, you're handsome,
and you're tall.
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Hey, here he is.
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No, there he is.
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No, there-
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Haven't I seen you someplace before?
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In my mirror, Peter.
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Ludlow's got to get married
within the next month
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or else he loses the throne.
And he's afraid of girls.
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Uh, announcing the arrival of
Miss Wendy Forsythe to see his highness.
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Wait! Tell her to wait!
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I can't face her!
I'm going to faint!
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You oughta do that;
you'll feel better. Ha ha.
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Hey, uh, Davy, why
don't you, uh, like,
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pretend you're him and talk
to the chick yourself?
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Hey, now, wait a minute.
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Oh, would you?
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It's a good idea!
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Now, look; I can't go around
impersonating a prince!
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I don't even know the girl;
she'll see through me in a minute.
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Come on, Davy, you know you're
Mr. Charm when it comes to girls.
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Oh, really, girls find
him very sweet.
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He makes their teeth decay.
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Get in the closet.
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Come on.
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Okay, send her in!
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Miss Wendy Forsythe.
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Pete, look at this.
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Groovy. Hey, Mike,
have a look at this.
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I-I came to tell you that
I don't think I can see you again.
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Oh, you must be Cindy.
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Wendy.
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Wendy. Oh, that's what I said.
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Hey, come here, Ludlow, look.
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Wendy, I'd like to
know all about you.
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I'd like to know
where you were born,
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and what you were like when
you were a little girl,
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you know, things like that, you know.
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Well, I was born in
New York on Park Avenue,
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but when I was sixteen,
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I ran away and took an
apartment in Greenwich Village.
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Ooh!
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Hey, I'm doing alright.
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Yeah, I knew you could do it.
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Ha ha. You know, if van
Gogh had a girl like you,
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he'd still have both his ears.
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May I see you again, your highness?
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Oh, call me "high".
Course you can, any time.
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I'll make it a royal decree.
Decree? Is that it, decree? Ha ha!
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Goodbye, your highness.
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Hey, you did it, man!
Had her eating out of your hand!
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I didn't see that part.
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I have a great favor to
ask of you, Davy Jones.
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What? Are you kidding me?
He wants me to substitute
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for him for the next few days.
You must be out of your mind!
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Ah, come on, Davy; you could
do it. You really could.
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Sure you could!
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But he wants me to convince
the girl to marry him.
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You must be out of your mind!
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Oh, come on, Davy. Ludlow's in
a jam, and you could help him out.
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But running a country even for
a few days takes a man of peculiar talents.
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Well, you have some of the
most peculiar talents I've ever seen.
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Well, what do you say, Mr. Jones?
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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But, sire, I am trying to tell you.
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I peeked into the throne room
a moment ago to see how ridiculous
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the prince was making himself
with that girl, and he wasn't!
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She likes him. I know, sire,
but can we depend on the
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prince's shyness to keep
him unmarried another month?
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Yes. Yes, sire.
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Yes, I am sure our
plan will not miscarry.
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You will rule Peruvia,
but you must listen to me!
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He is not as shy as we thought.
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Oh, comb your hair. Oh, you're
so beautiful today, prince.
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Heads up, heads up!
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Should be a king, you really should.
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Will you knock it off?!
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I don't know how I get
myself into these things.
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Hey, Prince Ludlow, is
it possible the count
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might be trying to keep
you from getting married?
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But-but, the count is a fine man;
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he's generous, and he's loyal,
and he's-he's kind-hearted.
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Yeah, well, I'm hip; that's
why I don't trust him.
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Look, uh, I'm gonna stay here;
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you guys can split back to
the pad with the prince.
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Right, we'll stay with the prince!
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Right.
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Right. Listen, while Davy is
winning the girl for you,
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you're gonna come back with us,
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and you're gonna learn how to
act after you got her. Huh?
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Right, I'll teach ya everything I know.
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Maybe I'd better stay here.
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Hey, don't forget to free the serfs.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
Very funny.
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You know, this is okay, but
who am I gonna tell 'em you are?
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Well, whatever's right.
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Shh!
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Uh, what it it?
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Uh, your highness,
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I have some information for
you that will be very useful:
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information about treason.
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For one thousand dollars,
you will remember me all your life.
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Well, that is the most
nauseating proposition I ever heard!
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But I don't have a thousand dollars.
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Yeah.
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Those are the breaks.
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I'm getting out of here!
I didn't count on any palace intrigues!
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I came here to win a girl,
and I'll probably end up getting killed.
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Well, look, Davy, nobody's
gonna kill anybody.
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You got a promise you
gotta keep to Ludlow!
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Alright, I'll do it. I'll go in there,
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I'll substitute for Ludlow,
I'll win the girl,
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and I'll probably
end up getting killed.
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Well, that's nice.
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Give me that!
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Get off!
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When I go through this door,
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I'll be the Prince of Peruvia.
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Good luck.
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Heh. Wrong door.
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I-I'm very, very hungry.
Is-is there anything to eat in there?
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Well, there's some, uh,
Limburger cheese and a can of
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sardines and some liverwurst
that's been here for two weeks;
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what'll I open first?
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How about the window?
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Okay, Ludlow, now,
you got the girl here,
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you like her, and she likes you.
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Now, you gotta get
acquainted, right?
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You may kiss my hand.
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Uh, you may kiss my ring.
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Where did you get this note?
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The Forsythe girl asked me
to deliver it to the prince.
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"My dearest Ludlow, I fear
I am falling in love with you:
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your flashing eyes, your ready
wit, your charm and grace."�
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She forgot his character.
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We must kill the prince.
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This afternoon, when you give
the prince his dueling lesson...
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Poison?
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Well, it ain't French dressing.
Heh heh heh heh!
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And-and then, Gloria,
my-my Uncle Charles
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the Fourth married my
Aunt Louisa the Second,
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and-and they had a son
who was Edward the Ninth.
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Hey, it's after six, and
Davy was supposed to call.
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You don't think anything happened?
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No, we would've heard if
anything had happened to him.
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Yeah, I suppose so.
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Still, does he have
any identification?
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Yeah, he has a birthmark.
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Does it have his address on it?
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Give me that!
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Hey, come on! I'm famished;
I haven't eaten since breakfast.
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Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
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Heh, come on, give it me!
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Prince Ludlow, when you are ready
for your fencing lesson, we will begin.
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Oh, don't worry; I was
quite a fencer at school.
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I'll tell you what
we're gonna do, Max.
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Like Cyrano, I'll compose
a poem as I duel,
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and on the last line,
I'll get ya. En garde!
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The boy stood on the burning deck
He didn't think he oughta
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He took his shoes and stockings off
And his feet were in the water Longfellow.
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Oh, thank you very much.
I'll take this one.
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Are you ready, Max?
Let's try it again. En garde!
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Eh, you will forgive me,
your highness, but, uh,
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I have some urgent business
to attend to. Your highness.
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Now, what was wrong with him?
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I wasn't gonna hurt him.
I was just gonna go up to him.
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I was gonna stick him.
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You know, Count Myron is very
uptight about this whole thing.
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We gotta act very fast. Uh, you
know what to do when Wendy gets here?
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Miss, uh, Wendy Forsythe.
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Miss Forsythe, uh, I mean,
Wendy, will you marry me?
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Ooh, that's fast!
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Oh, shut up!
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Why, yes! Oh, yes, I will!
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Uh, go get the c-uh, go find,
um, um-summon the count!
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Ludlow, I'm so happy. There's
no one in the world like you.
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I wouldn't be too sure about that.
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Heh heh, shut up, Mike.
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Count Myron, Miss Forsythe and
I wish to be married at once.
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The reception will be held at
the embassy this evening.
243
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Now, if you have no further questions,
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please get out of here and see to it.
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Ooh!
246
00:14:57,050 --> 00:15:00,115
Hello, hello, hello?
Yes, can you-I said,
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can you get-can you
please get me-can you
248
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:08,578
get me Micky Dolenz,
please? Hey, Micky?
249
00:15:08,778 --> 00:15:10,258
This is Mike.
Yeah, look, uh,
250
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:14,056
get Ludlow ready about eight
o'clock tonight and get him down here.
251
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:15,258
Uh, no, nothing special;
252
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:19,724
he's just gonna get married.
Okay, buddy. Bye.
253
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:31,914
Your sash is crooked.
254
00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:33,682
You're not my real mother!
255
00:15:33,882 --> 00:15:36,377
Will you please relax, man?
You're not the one getting married.
256
00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:38,746
Yeah, but suppose Ludlow
doesn't show up on time;
257
00:15:38,946 --> 00:15:44,122
I might end up marrying a beautiful
girl and ruining a nation of millions.
258
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:47,961
Your highness?
Your highness.
259
00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,034
Is everything ready?
260
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:54,877
Yes, absolutely everything.
Max, bring them in.
261
00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:05,106
You didn't think you could
carry off this childish charade?
262
00:16:05,306 --> 00:16:06,930
Throw the prince into the dungeon.
263
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:10,002
Wait! There's been something I've
been wanting to tell you for a long time,
264
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:14,635
Count Myron. You're a pompous
windbag, a funk, and a pony!
265
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:17,551
A funk and a pony?
266
00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:24,202
Now, all you wretched boys will
leave this embassy and never return,
267
00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:27,002
and if you say anything
about what you've seen,
268
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:28,242
you will live to regret it.
269
00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:31,273
Oh, we're not going anywhere;
we're staying right here.
270
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:33,658
No way, baby! Mm-mm!
271
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:37,986
If you don't leave, then I
will be forced to have you killed.
272
00:16:38,186 --> 00:16:41,873
Ha ha ha ha! If that's the way you
feel about it-you know a good restaurant?
273
00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:43,711
Out!
274
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:57,484
And now, Max, shall we attend
to our wedding guests, hm?
275
00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:02,899
Hm!
276
00:17:19,779 --> 00:17:23,407
I told you: wrong door!
277
00:17:25,907 --> 00:17:27,579
Ahem, may we have your
attention, please?
278
00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:30,108
I have a communication
here from the prince.
279
00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:35,256
He has been summoned to Peruvia
on pressing affairs of state.
280
00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:42,883
Before he could even say,
"I do," he didn't.
281
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:47,331
So, I'm sorry to report the
ceremony cannot take place.
282
00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:51,489
Oh, yes it can; I'm here.
283
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,451
Now you better keep stalling
the ceremony 'til Micky
284
00:17:53,651 --> 00:17:54,788
can get Ludlow out of the dungeon.
285
00:17:54,988 --> 00:17:58,441
Come, my boy; we must proceed
with the ceremony.
286
00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:11,116
Mr. Jailer? Would you abandon
your prince in a moment of need?
287
00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:13,756
Sooner.
288
00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:16,395
Well, if you free me,
I'll give you this trinket.
289
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,651
It-it's been in our
family for generations.
290
00:18:18,851 --> 00:18:20,034
What is it?
291
00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:22,905
It's a letter of credit.
292
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,586
Hi there, Mr. Jailer! Hi!
Did you see Road to Morocco?
293
00:18:31,786 --> 00:18:33,303
- No.
- Oh. Let's try it.
294
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:39,925
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you-
295
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,084
Come on!
Come on!
296
00:18:49,284 --> 00:18:51,420
And so I say, if any man
among us has any reason
297
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,484
that these two should not be
joined in holy matrimony,
298
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,628
let him speak now or
forever hold his peace.
299
00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,500
Hold it! Hold it just
a minute! Hold it!
300
00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:00,172
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I have a, I have a reason.
301
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,521
I'm kind of an honest and
straight-forward guy,
302
00:19:02,721 --> 00:19:07,408
and-and you ask, you ask me,
you ask me if I have a reason?
303
00:19:07,608 --> 00:19:09,041
Well, I don't, I don't see,
304
00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:13,073
I don't see any sense in
beating around the bush anymore!
305
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:14,136
I do and I don't.
306
00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:16,600
We will proceed
with the ceremony.
307
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:22,779
Wait! Wait! I'm the real Prince
Ludlow, and-and I'll marry the girl.
308
00:19:24,425 --> 00:19:31,202
Right! Hey, baby, come on, mother, yeah!
yeah! Come on, baby.
309
00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:33,157
Max, stop him!
310
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:46,865
Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?
311
00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:54,888
Mary, Mary, can I go too?
312
00:19:56,902 --> 00:20:00,854
This one thing I will vow ya
313
00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:04,149
I'd rather die than to live without ya
314
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:07,998
Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?
315
00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:17,761
Mary, Mary, tell me truly
316
00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:25,746
What did I do to make you leave me?
317
00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:31,560
Whatever it was
I didn't mean to
318
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,218
You know I never
would try and hurt ya
319
00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:39,053
Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?
320
00:20:43,095 --> 00:20:46,855
What more, Mary, can I do
321
00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:50,728
To prove that my love is truly yours?
322
00:20:50,928 --> 00:20:55,445
I've done more now than
a clear-thinkin' man would do
323
00:21:00,464 --> 00:21:04,095
Mary, Mary, it's not over
324
00:21:07,772 --> 00:21:11,952
Where you go, I will follow
325
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,521
Till I win your love again
326
00:21:16,721 --> 00:21:20,507
And walk beside you, but until then
327
00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:25,038
Mary, Mary,
where you goin' to?
328
00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:30,860
Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?
329
00:21:33,316 --> 00:21:35,356
Mary, where you goin' to?
330
00:21:36,573 --> 00:21:40,734
Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary,
Mary, where you goin' to?
331
00:21:48,592 --> 00:21:51,698
Arrest those men!
332
00:21:53,951 --> 00:21:58,776
Come on! Move out, big fella!
Alright now, say bye-bye!
333
00:21:58,976 --> 00:22:01,354
- Bye-bye!
- Not you!
334
00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:07,118
Do you think she'll be
alright with Ludlow?
335
00:22:07,318 --> 00:22:09,327
After all, it was me she
was in love with.
336
00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,752
Well, I'll tell you, Davy.
337
00:22:11,952 --> 00:22:15,559
You know,there was a wise old man,
lived about five thousand years ago.
338
00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:16,120
Really?
339
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,632
His name Ling-Fu Yang.
340
00:22:17,832 --> 00:22:18,368
Oh.
341
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:20,399
And he once said, he said,
342
00:22:20,599 --> 00:22:26,104
"If apple seed turns to wing,
it'll fly away a beautiful butterfly.
343
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,912
But if a butterfly
turns into apple seed,
344
00:22:29,112 --> 00:22:30,856
it'll just lay there on the ground."
345
00:22:31,056 --> 00:22:33,672
That's what Ling-Fu Yang
said five thousand years ago.
346
00:22:33,872 --> 00:22:34,935
Oh, really?
What does that mean?
347
00:22:35,135 --> 00:22:36,935
I just don't have any idea.
348
00:22:37,135 --> 00:22:39,051
Oh.
349
00:22:45,928 --> 00:22:47,688
Hey, that Ludlow's doing alright.
350
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,824
You know, I can tell who's gonna
wear the pants in that family.
351
00:22:50,024 --> 00:22:51,734
With a figure like
Wendy's, I hope it's her.
352
00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:54,413
Heh heh heh.
353
00:22:57,886 --> 00:23:01,190
Hey, uh, Dave, look at this.
354
00:23:01,390 --> 00:23:03,990
Dave? Uh, look at this.
355
00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:08,422
Hey. Hey! You're not hung
up on that chick, are you?
356
00:23:08,622 --> 00:23:11,207
What? Are you joking?
357
00:23:11,407 --> 00:23:12,895
I wasn't cut out to
lead a double life;
358
00:23:13,095 --> 00:23:14,422
I can't even lead a single one.
359
00:23:14,622 --> 00:23:16,928
No, of course not. Hey, look at this,
360
00:23:17,128 --> 00:23:19,248
it says she's, uh, going to, uh,
361
00:23:19,448 --> 00:23:21,663
the University of Peruvia to
work on her doctor's thesis.
362
00:23:21,863 --> 00:23:25,214
Why can't her doctor work
on his own thesis?
363
00:23:25,414 --> 00:23:26,087
I don't care what you say;
364
00:23:26,287 --> 00:23:28,615
I still think you were
hung up on that girl,
365
00:23:28,815 --> 00:23:31,127
and I know that it's a drag
for her to run off with Ludlow,
366
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:34,551
but, um, everything doesn't
go alright all the time, so,
367
00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:37,197
you know, what can you do?
368
00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:53,671
Excuse me, I'm from the
Teen Tale magazine,
369
00:23:53,871 --> 00:23:55,336
and I'm looking for The Monkees.
370
00:23:55,536 --> 00:23:58,261
Oh, really?
371
00:24:06,327 --> 00:24:10,629
Yeah, uh, why don't
you come in?
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