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Hey, hey, hey, Peter.
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
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Do you realize you're
leaving a trail of bloody
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pistachio nuts all the way
across the city.
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You know, if you committed a crime,
the police would find you in two minutes.
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You're right.
I'm sorry.
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Why don't you watch
what you're doing?
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Hey, I'm sorry, mister.
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I didn't mean anything.
I was just picking up-
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- Oh, a wise guy, huh?
- No, I didn't-
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I'll teach you to
wise guy with me.
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Hey, wait a minute.
He didn't mean any harm;
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he was just picking up the nuts.
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- Oh, a good samaritan, huh?
- No.
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Well, see if you like this! Oh!
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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What a punch.
What a, what a.
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Why don't you pick on
someone your own size
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I didn't, I just,
like that. Nothing.
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You're a good boy,
and I like a good boy.
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Oh, thank you very much.
Can I have a cookie?
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No, no. You don't understand.
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Kiddo, you've got the greatest
right hand I ever seen.
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I'm gonna make you the next
featherweight champion of the world.
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Oh, that's nice. Yes.
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Here we come
Walkin' down the street
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We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down
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We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
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We're the young generation
And we've got something to say
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
You never know where we'll be found
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So you better get ready,
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We may be comin' to your town
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? The Monkees brought
to you by Kellogg's ?
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? K-E double L, O double good, ?
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? Kellogg's best to you ?
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Now, come on, you guys.
I just made a date to see Mr. Shiloh.
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- Sholto.
- Sholto.
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It doesn't mean
I'm gonna become a boxer.
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Well, what do you wanna
go down there for,
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man Just to see him is ridiculous.
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Hey, man, you know, boxing is
really bad for maraca players.
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You've gotta admit,
we need the money.
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Things have been a little
tight lately, you know.
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Tight? What tight,
man Look at this place.
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It's, it's beautiful.
How elegantly furnished it is.
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Look at this beautiful lamp, man,
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and a beautiful chair,
and look at this table.
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A heh heh.
Don't look at the table.
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Don't you want me
to be rich and famous?
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We'd rather have
you alive and well.
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Yeah, besides, you don't
know anything about boxing.
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Yeah.
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That's not so. I used to be
quite a scrapper at school, you know.
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There was this one big bully,
always used to be picking on me.
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So one day, I went whammo with the
right and whammo with the left.
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And what it, what happened
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She never bothered me again.
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Now I have to go and hear
what Mr. Sholto has to say.
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Please, my boy, listen to your papa.
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Don't-a go in the ring.
Don't-a be a fighter.
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Think of your hands,
your beautiful hands.
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You never play the violin again.
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But I don't play the violin.
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You could learn.
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He could learn. Ha ha.
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Come on, Micky, get out, man.
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He don't a-listen to
his papa no more.
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Vernon. Vernon!
Vernon!
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Oh! Hi, boss.
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Hi. Look, Vernon. We gotta build
up a big reputation for Davy Jones.
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Build up the odds.
Then we match him with the champion,
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and we make a killing when he loses.
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A killing when he loses. Ha.
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Now, what about Tiger Smedley
Will he take a dive in the third round
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If the money's right, the Tiger'll
take a dive at the weigh-in. Ha ha ha ha.
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Well, open the door, Vernon.
Let in our golden goose.
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Golden goose.
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Davy Jones.
How's my boy today?
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Well, you know, I-
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Hi!
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Who're they?
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Uh, well, they're my friends,
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and they don't really think I
should go into the fight business.
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Well, let's get rid of them and
then we can talk. Get Rocco.
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Get Rocco!
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Get Rocco.
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Get Rocco.
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Hey, just a minute.
If they go, I go.
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Don't get Rocco.
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Don't get Rocco!
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Don't get Rocco.
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Don't get Rocco.
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Hey, what do you get
out of this, Shylock
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- Sholto.
- Sholto.
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Just a small piece
of Davy's purse.
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He doesn't carry a purse;
he carries a wallet.
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Well, listen, gentlemen.
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We don't even know if Davy's got
the makings of a champion.
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Why don't we see what you can
do in the gym Right, Vernon?
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See what he can do in
the gym. Right, boss.
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Davy.
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The gym.
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Ohh!
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Hey, look at these guys!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Let's see you try out
on a light bag, kid.
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Boy, that's quite a right you got.
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Now let's see how you
are against a good boy.
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Hey, Smasher.
Come here a minute.
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How would you like to go
a round with the Smasher
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No, thanks;
I'm already going steady.
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Go ahead. Take a poke at
the Smasher. Use your left.
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Ahh!
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Wow! What a left hook!
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Hey, that's not so hard.
Anybody can do that, man.
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You just kinda dance
around a little bit,
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and you give him a
right to the-ah. Uh. Uh.
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You weave a little bit, you know,
and left into the stomach, wack!
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Oh. If that doesn't work,
you use your head. Uh.
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Got a good left, Davy.
A heh. A heh.
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You boys are all concerned
with Davy's welfare, right
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- Right, yeah.
- Right. Mm-hm.
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Do you know the thing
closest to my heart
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Your lungs.
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Tell ya what I'm gonna do.
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If Davy doesn't win his first
three fights by knockout,
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you can have him back, okay?
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- Okay.
- That's pretty fair. Okay.
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Good. Vernon, the robe.
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The robe.
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Now, slip into this, Davy.
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Is that for me Oh,
that's lovely, thank you.
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Look at that. From now on,
you're gonna
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be known as Dynamite Davy Jones.
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And you're my boy.
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Oh no.
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Now, come on, fellas, I'm just
going on a simple boxing tour.
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I'll be alright, Mike.
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Okay. But listen, man.
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You're gonna be going to a
lot of strange cities,
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and there's always
one hotel with a lot
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of gambling and drinking
and a lot of fast women,
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a lot of loose talk. You know
what to do when you get to town
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Find that hotel.
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You'll do fine.
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Now, listen, kid,
it ain't gonna be easy.
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You're gonna train and fight,
and fight and train.
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You're gonna be up
early in the morning,
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do four miles of roadwork and
then an hour on a light bag,
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and then an hour of calisthenics,
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and then an hour of
shadowboxing, and then you-
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Breakfast?
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Breakfast. Ha ha ha ha.
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- Let's get started.
- Okay.
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Right here. Hit low.
Hit! Hit! Hit!
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Every face that I see is
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all wrapped up in frowns
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And unfortunately,
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it kind of gets me down
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Laugh
'Cause the music is funny
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Yeah, the bass sounds off-beat
Ain't that neat?
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Laugh
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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When you lose all your money
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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Or you can't find your shoes
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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To cover your feet
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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It's not so hard to see
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exactly what I'm after
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Sometimes a tear should fall,
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but I require giggles and chuckles
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(Ho ho ho)
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Some
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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When you're keepin' a secret
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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And it seems to be known
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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By the rest of the world
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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Laugh
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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When you go to a party
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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And you can't tell the boys
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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From the girls
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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Every face that I see
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is all wrapped up in frowns
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And unfortunately,
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it kind of gets me down,
yeah, yeah, yeah
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Laugh
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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At the things that are wrong
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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If you think it's this song
(Yeah, ha-ha ha)
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Then laugh
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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Then laugh
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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Then laugh
(Ho, ha-ha ha)
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Take it easy! You'll get your story
as soon as Dynamite gets here.
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Here he is! Baby,
Davy! What could be
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the best possible news
I could bring you?
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That he ran out of flashbulbs.
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Well, I got you a fight with the Champ.
These boys are from the papers.
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Oh, really?
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He's all yours. Come on.
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Davy, Davy! How does it feel to know
you're gonna be fighting the Champ?
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Well, I was brought up in the slums.
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I had to fight my way out
of filth and poverty.
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Davy, you were raised
in a residential area.
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I had to fight my way
out of a residential area.
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What fight was the
most important to you?
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Uh, the revolutionary war.
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That's when we gave you
this little island.
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No letters on that,
please, thank you.
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Davy, is it true you call your
mother every time you win a fight?
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Yeah, that's right.
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What do you do if
the opponent wins?
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I call his mother.
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What strategy are you
gonna use against the Champ?
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I'm gonna do a lot of
bobbing and weaving and,
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uh, lefts and the rights and, uh,
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I'm gonna carry thislead pipe with me.
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How about that! Ha ha!
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Boy, he sure is big news, isn't he?
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- Shylock-
- Sholto.
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Sholto's office.
Violence is our business.
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Sholto, this is the Smasher.
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Now when I took that dive to the
Jones kid for five hundred dollars,
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I thought I was receiving top dollar.
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Now I hear that Tiger Smedley got
eight hundred for taking a dive.
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How come he gets three
hundred more than I do?
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Um, well, um, because
he's a better fighter.
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Oh, okay.
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So that's what their game is.
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- Hm?
- Hm.
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Wait a minute.
We got a story to get here.
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Listen, man. Those three
fights, they were fixed.
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It was a put-up job, the whole thing.
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Fixed? Come on, you're
putting me on.
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You're talking to Dynamite
Davy Jones, you know.
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Davy-
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There's thunder in my left,
and dynamite in my right.
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No way Davy bought those stuff
about those fights being fixed, man.
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Yeah, well, that's okay, you know.
There's more than one way to skin a champ.
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Yep.
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Okay, Champ, uh, that's,
that's it, uh,
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for today, buddy. Here's a
little towel over your shoulder.
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We're the trainers the
boxing commission sent.
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You, you are the Champ, aren't ya?
240
00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:29,105
I work and train the whole day through,
so buddy, I'm not number two.
241
00:13:29,305 --> 00:13:30,233
He's a champ.
242
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:31,088
He's a champ.
243
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:34,937
I don't dig this setup when the
boxing commissioner assigns me men.
244
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:38,200
Well, it, uh, it's because, uh,
he commission has decided that, uh-
245
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,385
- A rule, a new rule.
- A new rule.
246
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,521
A rule, yeah. Sure, when
it's a championship fight,
247
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,704
gotta have trainers in there to,
uh, keep everything on the, uh-
248
00:13:43,904 --> 00:13:44,713
Up and up. Up and up.
249
00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:45,793
Up and up. Sure.
250
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,881
Well, if that's the way,
then I guess it's okay.
251
00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:49,361
Is it true that you're gonna fight
252
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:52,154
Dynamite Davy Jones after
what he did to his last opponent?
253
00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:53,309
Oh, foolish, no.
254
00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:55,085
Sure, it's true.
What did he do?
255
00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:57,045
What did he, what did he Ho-ho.
256
00:13:57,245 --> 00:14:01,421
His nose and head, chin, ribs,
and the nose, they had to fix his nose.
257
00:14:01,621 --> 00:14:03,056
They had to put it back
between his eyes,
258
00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:05,289
move it from the side
and move it around.
259
00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:08,465
But, uh, his, uh, seconds, they, uh,
did a great job. The kid lived.
260
00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:14,505
He lived. Here he comes now.
261
00:14:14,705 --> 00:14:16,096
Sign my cast?
262
00:14:16,296 --> 00:14:20,425
Tell me true, and don't make no bones.
How was your fight with Davy Jones
263
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,922
He always talks that way.
264
00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:28,201
It was a split decision. He split my eye,
he split nose, and he split my lip.
265
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,673
Oh, that's a drag. Don't you think
you ought to fight somebody else?
266
00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:33,216
Yeah. Yeah.
267
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:36,239
Holy, gee. What did
you guys do to me?
268
00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:39,230
Never be able to play
the guitar again.
269
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:43,718
Oh, I get it. You're Davy
Jones' musician friends.
270
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:46,558
Well, you can tell him from me,
it won't work!
271
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,686
When I get him in the ring,
I'll slaughter him.
272
00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:50,127
You hear me I'll slaughter him.
273
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:51,135
That doesn't rhyme.
274
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:52,031
Well, nobody's perfect.
275
00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:54,063
Get outta here.
Get out of here!
276
00:14:54,263 --> 00:15:00,319
Get outta here! Get out!
Get outta here! I am the greatest!
277
00:15:06,935 --> 00:15:08,431
Boss! Boss!
278
00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:11,862
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah?
279
00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:17,615
Uh. Oh, yeah. I just heard 'em
280
00:15:17,815 --> 00:15:20,062
trying to convince the
Champ not to fight Jones.
281
00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:24,127
That settles it. You keep his friends
out of circulation 'til after the fight.
282
00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:26,190
"Til after the fight".
Right, boss.
283
00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:29,270
I just laid down ten G's on the Champ.
284
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,366
After Jones' three KO's, the
odds are pretty good on the kid.
285
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:36,238
Hey, they should know he can't
stand a chance in a million.
286
00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:41,239
Chance in a million. What should
happen if Jones should win?
287
00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:42,296
What did you say?
288
00:15:42,496 --> 00:15:43,927
Well, I mean, he ain't been fixed;
289
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:45,585
some crazy things can
happen in the ring.
290
00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:49,505
Happen in the ring.
Vernon, you're right.
291
00:15:49,705 --> 00:15:51,938
You better give him a sleeping
pill before the fight.
292
00:15:52,138 --> 00:15:55,352
After all, this is a chance to
make a fortune or to lose a fortune.
293
00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:57,801
"Chance to make a fortune
or lose a fortune". Boss?
294
00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:58,590
Yeah?
295
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,147
Which do you think we ought to do?
296
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:07,203
Left, right, right,
left, left, right.
297
00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:10,332
The sleeping pill's in
this water glass, boss.
298
00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:11,461
Good work, Vernon.
299
00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:12,275
Thanks, boss.
300
00:16:12,475 --> 00:16:14,196
Right, right, left,
left, right,
301
00:16:14,396 --> 00:16:15,700
right, left, right, left,
right, left, right.
302
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,299
Aren't you worried The Champ said
he's gonna slaughter you, Davy.
303
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:22,269
Oh, no. I just think of the wise
words of that old Yugoslavian philosopher.
304
00:16:22,469 --> 00:16:22,948
What's that?
305
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,898
Haber reeber sacken roba soka
roba seeka raba seeken roba sacken.
306
00:16:27,098 --> 00:16:29,298
Oh, yeah.
307
00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:32,795
Go on over to the boys' pad
and keep 'em out of circulation.
308
00:16:32,995 --> 00:16:35,427
Out of circulation.
Right, boss.
309
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:40,218
Okay, boys. You can talk to him
after the fight, when he's champ.
310
00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:41,794
Here you are, kid.
Drink your water.
311
00:16:41,994 --> 00:16:43,442
No, thanks. I'm not very
thirsty right now.
312
00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:45,203
Well, come on.
Water's good for you.
313
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:46,090
I'm not thirsty.
314
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:46,714
Drink it!
315
00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:47,801
No!
316
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:49,395
A little w-it'll, it'll
keep your sweat down.
317
00:16:49,595 --> 00:16:51,011
I don't want-I'm not sweating.
I'm not sweating.
318
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,858
Water is good for ya!
319
00:16:53,058 --> 00:16:54,811
Water I never touch the stuff.
320
00:16:55,011 --> 00:16:56,362
I hear you got a lot of pluck.
321
00:16:56,562 --> 00:16:58,058
I wanted to come over
and wish you luck.
322
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,466
Gee, thanks, Champ.
323
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,506
I'm all perspired,
through and through.
324
00:17:01,706 --> 00:17:03,771
I think I need this
a little more than you.
325
00:17:03,971 --> 00:17:06,475
No, no! No, no!
326
00:17:13,259 --> 00:17:14,675
Oh, where in the world is Davy?
327
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:15,970
He's not upstairs.
328
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,390
He must have split for the arena
before we had a chance to catch him.
329
00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,118
Oh, well, that's just fine.
330
00:17:20,318 --> 00:17:21,813
Okay, well, we might
as well go on down...
331
00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,301
Don't worry.
Now, don't worry, man.
332
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,702
We'll be there in time
to stop the fight.
333
00:17:24,902 --> 00:17:28,053
I'd like to see anybody
get in our way.
334
00:17:28,253 --> 00:17:31,660
Hi, anybody.
Heh heh.
335
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:38,197
Tonight's main event is for the
featherweight championship of the world.
336
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:41,725
Introducing, in this corner,
wearing white trunks,
337
00:17:41,925 --> 00:17:44,757
weighing in at one
hundred and twenty pounds,
338
00:17:44,957 --> 00:17:51,453
the challenger from Manchester,
England, Dynamite Davy Jones.
339
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,431
Davy.
340
00:17:54,631 --> 00:17:58,015
And his opponent, in this corner,
wearing red trunks,
341
00:17:58,215 --> 00:18:00,959
weighing in at one hundred
and twenty-two pounds,
342
00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:05,724
the featherweight boxing
champion of the world.
343
00:18:07,623 --> 00:18:09,779
Hey, Vernon, would you, would you
fix the fine-tuning, please, man?
344
00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:12,542
Fine-tuning, yeah.
345
00:18:13,148 --> 00:18:14,506
Wait a minute.
The contrast is bad.
346
00:18:14,706 --> 00:18:15,630
Contrast is bad?
347
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,872
Turn the knob.
Down, yeah.
348
00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:19,512
The horizontal hold, fix that.
349
00:18:19,712 --> 00:18:21,000
That's that little knob down there.
The horizontal hold.
350
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,675
The horizontal hold
sounds alright to me.
351
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,724
They've entered the ring,
they've shaken hands,
352
00:18:25,924 --> 00:18:28,868
and the fighters have now been
told that in the event of a knockdown,
353
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,812
each man must go to a neutral comer.
354
00:18:31,012 --> 00:18:33,356
Man, I wish he'd go to the corner
of Crescent Heights and Sunset.
355
00:18:33,556 --> 00:18:35,471
He'd be safe.
356
00:18:43,444 --> 00:18:45,902
Alright, Davy.
This is the big one.
357
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,742
You go out there now and win!
358
00:18:59,111 --> 00:19:03,567
Hey, break, come on, ah.
Break. Get in there.
359
00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:09,904
Oh, what an exciting
fight this is, fight fans.
360
00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:11,936
There's a right to the
head by the Champ.
361
00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:14,720
And a flurry of lefts
and rights by Jones.
362
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,623
Break it up.
Break it up.
363
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:21,110
And a yawn by the, uh, I mean,
right to the head by the Champ.
364
00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:30,140
Oh, I wish you
were here, fight fans.
365
00:19:33,771 --> 00:19:34,920
- Hello?
- Vernon.
366
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,924
There's trouble;
The Champ took the sleeping pill.
367
00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:38,778
Gee, that's terrible, boss.
368
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,331
That pill ought to wear
off by the fourth round.
369
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:45,171
Meantime, you make sure those Monkees
don't get out of your hands, you hear?
370
00:19:45,371 --> 00:19:47,826
Don't worry, boss;
I got glue in my blood.
371
00:19:48,026 --> 00:19:50,275
Yeah.
372
00:19:50,475 --> 00:19:53,922
Alright, boys. Round two.
373
00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:55,697
- Uh, Vernon?
- Huh?
374
00:19:55,897 --> 00:19:57,929
Were, uh, were you ever
a prize fighter?
375
00:19:58,129 --> 00:20:00,361
You kidding I was the greatest.
376
00:20:00,561 --> 00:20:04,019
Well, you know, it was probably
a long time ago, uh.
377
00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:06,097
I imagine you've
lost your form by now.
378
00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:08,788
Yeah, yeah, you're probably
getting all flabby and fat.
379
00:20:08,988 --> 00:20:10,115
- Yeah?
- Gone to sea.
380
00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:12,053
Yeah, you get pretty old after
you-fighters get old easy.
381
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,020
How 'bout you and
me going a round?
382
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,213
That's fine, that's fine.
That's fine.
383
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:16,628
It's w-it's wonderful.
384
00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:19,886
But, uh, but Micky's
gotta be my second.
385
00:20:20,808 --> 00:20:22,445
And Peter's gotta be the referee.
386
00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:25,039
Alright.
387
00:20:29,493 --> 00:20:30,598
I wonder where the fellas are.
388
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:32,335
They must be watching
it on television.
389
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,938
You know, the Champ seemed terribly
groggy these first three rounds.
390
00:20:36,138 --> 00:20:42,272
I think there'll be a change in
the fourth. Go get 'em, Dynamite.
391
00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:46,381
And they're coming into the
ring now for round four,
392
00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,382
and the Champ is filled
with new energy.
393
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,054
Alright, fighters, touch gloves.
394
00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:51,854
Alright, fighters, go to your corners.
395
00:20:52,054 --> 00:20:53,852
- Vernon, go to your corner.
- Yeah! Where's my corner?
396
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,412
- Over here, Vernon, baby.
- Where? Where?
397
00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:57,844
Yeah. Right.
A little back further.
398
00:20:58,044 --> 00:20:59,444
I gotta make more room.
Back here.
399
00:20:59,644 --> 00:21:01,820
A little more.
Here's about right. You okay?
400
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,803
Yeah, it's my corner.
401
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,491
Great. Man, we gotta get to
the ring and stop that fight.
402
00:21:06,691 --> 00:21:07,220
Yeah.
403
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:09,876
Oh, look at that carnage.
What brutality.
404
00:21:10,076 --> 00:21:10,972
You wa-you watching the fight?
405
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,205
No, the news.
406
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,129
Go, Champ, go!
407
00:21:25,329 --> 00:21:29,097
Girl, I know the grass is
greener just around the bend
408
00:21:30,078 --> 00:21:32,943
Gotta say goodbye,
but don't you fear
409
00:21:34,278 --> 00:21:39,279
Though the road is broken
I might fail to find the end
410
00:21:39,479 --> 00:21:42,373
I won't disappear
411
00:21:43,429 --> 00:21:46,285
Don't do that.
I'll get back up on my feet
412
00:21:46,485 --> 00:21:47,045
I'll get back up on my feet
413
00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:50,637
Boss, boss. I goofed.
They fled from me.
414
00:21:50,837 --> 00:21:52,272
Vernon!
415
00:21:53,535 --> 00:21:55,264
Get them!
416
00:21:56,057 --> 00:21:57,206
Stop the fight! Stop the fight!
Stop! Stop the fight!
417
00:21:58,474 --> 00:22:00,250
Lookin' high, I'm lookin' low.
418
00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:03,148
When I find my boots
I know I gotta go.
419
00:22:03,348 --> 00:22:05,996
Oh, ladies and gentlemen, what
a fight this has turned into!
420
00:22:10,213 --> 00:22:12,690
Mike Nesmith is running around
the ring with Joey Sholto.
421
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,032
Joey Sholto's ahead.
He's leading.
422
00:22:16,388 --> 00:22:19,700
Girl, I'll never know until I try.
423
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:22,965
I've never seen anything
like it in my life.
424
00:22:23,947 --> 00:22:25,571
...who'll try to keep me down.
425
00:22:25,771 --> 00:22:28,800
But you won't have to cry.
426
00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:34,852
I'll be back upon my feet.
I'll be back upon my feet.
427
00:22:35,052 --> 00:22:37,534
Chase the moon and sun
to find my...
428
00:22:37,734 --> 00:22:39,636
Oh! What a fight!
429
00:22:40,263 --> 00:22:44,510
I'll be back upon my feet.
I'll be back upon my feet.
430
00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:49,998
Lookin' high, I'm lookin' low.
When I find my boots I know I've gotta go.
431
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,118
Back upon my feet
432
00:22:55,328 --> 00:22:57,323
I am the greatest!
433
00:22:59,149 --> 00:23:03,292
Maybe I will meet a girl
who'll try to keep me down.
434
00:23:03,492 --> 00:23:06,841
But you won't have to cry.
435
00:23:08,366 --> 00:23:12,639
I'll be back upon my feet.
I'll be back upon my feet.
436
00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:17,090
Chase the moon and sun to
find my one and only you.
437
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:21,419
I'll be back upon my feet.
I'll be back upon my feet.
438
00:23:21,619 --> 00:23:24,350
The ref just went down!
He's flat on his back.
439
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:27,693
When I find my boots
I know I've gotta go.
440
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,029
Sholto-he's down!
441
00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:39,158
The winner and our new champions
is The Monkees! Hey, Davy.
442
00:23:39,358 --> 00:23:42,054
What an evening this
is in the boxing ring.
443
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,286
Something to be remembered.
444
00:23:43,486 --> 00:23:45,279
You're the man.
445
00:23:45,479 --> 00:23:49,406
Okay, you're under arrest.
Assault, attempted bribe, kidnap.
446
00:23:49,606 --> 00:23:53,063
Davy, I think you're the most
harmless fighter in the business.
447
00:23:53,263 --> 00:23:54,238
I'll try to live up to that.
448
00:23:54,438 --> 00:23:57,407
It's guys like those Monkees
that are ruining the fight game.
449
00:23:57,607 --> 00:23:59,069
Fighting the ruining game.
450
00:23:59,269 --> 00:24:01,811
Oh, Vernon!
451
00:24:06,703 --> 00:24:08,086
So all those fights were fixed?
452
00:24:08,286 --> 00:24:09,902
Yeah, well, that's okay,
I mean, you know.
453
00:24:10,102 --> 00:24:12,734
Maybe you're not a great boxer,
but you're gentle,
454
00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:14,303
and you're kind, and you're sincere.
455
00:24:14,503 --> 00:24:15,270
Yeah, that's right, babe.
456
00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:19,949
Yeah, and what's more, you're a good
friend and a great musician and a great man.
457
00:24:20,149 --> 00:24:24,081
Ladies and gentlemen,
our national anthem.
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