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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,536 --> 00:00:03,151 So, again, let me thank you for this banquet. 2 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:06,252 As a humble man of science, all I can say is, 3 00:00:06,452 --> 00:00:11,191 um, um, war is war and, and peace is peace, 4 00:00:11,391 --> 00:00:15,660 and science is, uh, uh, science. 5 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:19,527 Bravo! 6 00:00:19,727 --> 00:00:22,473 You know, I don't think I've ever heard it put quite that way before. 7 00:00:22,673 --> 00:00:23,462 What? 8 00:00:23,662 --> 00:00:25,024 Wonderful, wonderful speech. 9 00:00:25,224 --> 00:00:25,646 Marvelous. 10 00:00:25,846 --> 00:00:27,886 Professor? I certainly enjoyed your speech, sir. 11 00:00:28,086 --> 00:00:31,132 Thank you, uh, and I have enjoyed your music very much. Thank you. 12 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,607 Professor, there is someone who is most anxious to see you. 13 00:00:33,807 --> 00:00:35,267 It's a surprise. Excuse me, please. 14 00:00:35,467 --> 00:00:39,524 Professor, I want you to meet someone. You'll be surprised. 15 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:44,796 "They are taking me to the Remington Clinic." 16 00:00:47,996 --> 00:00:49,975 Hey, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the bandstand. 17 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,013 We gotta play, babe. 18 00:00:51,213 --> 00:00:52,382 The professor gave me this sheet of paper. 19 00:00:52,582 --> 00:00:54,091 Yeah, well, read it later. We gotta play. 20 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:59,465 Yeah. 21 00:00:59,665 --> 00:01:02,404 Professor Schnitzler? Professor Schnitzler? 22 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:07,103 Profe-Professor Schnitzler? Professor Schnitzler? 23 00:01:14,489 --> 00:01:19,297 Here we come, walkin' down the street 24 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:25,475 We get the funniest looks from every one we meet 25 00:01:25,675 --> 00:01:31,388 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around 26 00:01:31,588 --> 00:01:36,378 But we're too busy singing to put anybody down 27 00:01:36,728 --> 00:01:42,754 We're just tryin' to be friendly, come and watch us sing and play 28 00:01:42,954 --> 00:01:49,165 We're the young generation, and we've got something to say 29 00:01:49,365 --> 00:01:54,620 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, you never know where we'll be found 30 00:01:54,820 --> 00:02:00,364 So you better get ready, we may be comin' to your town 31 00:02:12,571 --> 00:02:16,149 You know, it's not like Peter to take off in the middle of a gig. 32 00:02:16,349 --> 00:02:17,742 Man, he sure takes a lot of looking after. 33 00:02:17,942 --> 00:02:19,895 Oh, I don't know; not any more than the average aircraft carrier. 34 00:02:20,095 --> 00:02:20,950 Yeah. 35 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:25,047 Oh, let's go check with the boss. Um, excuse me. 36 00:02:25,247 --> 00:02:25,949 Don't do that. 37 00:02:26,149 --> 00:02:28,477 Oh, um, listen. We're looking for a musician friend of ours. 38 00:02:28,677 --> 00:02:29,989 Sandy-haired kind of guy. 39 00:02:30,189 --> 00:02:31,671 Well, I don't know nothing about musicians, 40 00:02:31,871 --> 00:02:33,814 but, uh, you are musicians, no? 41 00:02:34,014 --> 00:02:35,558 Yeah, well, he's also a musician- 42 00:02:35,758 --> 00:02:37,078 Why are you not playing? Why don't 43 00:02:37,278 --> 00:02:39,061 you do what you've been hired for? 44 00:02:39,261 --> 00:02:41,823 Huh, that's a big help. 45 00:02:42,023 --> 00:02:43,814 Wait a minute. I just remembered something. 46 00:02:44,014 --> 00:02:44,559 What? 47 00:02:44,759 --> 00:02:45,351 What's that? 48 00:02:45,551 --> 00:02:46,934 This note, uh, Peter gave me. 49 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,350 What does it say? 50 00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:51,719 "I am being taken to the Remington Clinic." 51 00:02:55,686 --> 00:02:57,541 Well, it's the only thing that makes any sense, uh. 52 00:02:57,741 --> 00:03:01,825 I guess, Peter came here looking for the Professor. Let's go. 53 00:03:04,104 --> 00:03:06,550 I kinda like it meself. It's a nice little- 54 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,417 Uh, yes, boys. Can I help you? 55 00:03:08,617 --> 00:03:10,115 - Oh, yes. - Oh, yeah. We'd like- 56 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,785 - Um, you see, it's, we, we- - We wanted- 57 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,994 No, no. Listen. Let, let me do it, will you, please? 58 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,178 We're looking for a friend of ours. 59 00:03:16,378 --> 00:03:18,402 His name's, uh, Peter Tork, and we have reason to 60 00:03:18,602 --> 00:03:22,010 believe that he came here looking for a, um, a, Professor Sh, Sh, Shn, Sh... 61 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:23,610 Um, Snapler. Uh, no, it's, uh- 62 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:24,362 Sna- 63 00:03:24,562 --> 00:03:25,819 - Schnitzler? - Right. Right. 64 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:29,109 I am sorry. We have no Professor Schnitzler here. 65 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,108 Uh, what does your young friend look like? 66 00:03:31,308 --> 00:03:33,211 Well, he's about, uh, you know, he's five ten, 67 00:03:33,411 --> 00:03:35,668 he's got light brown hair and sort of, 68 00:03:35,868 --> 00:03:38,508 uh, gray-green eyes, and, um, he's got a little button nose. 69 00:03:38,708 --> 00:03:41,666 Yeah, it buttons right over his lower lip. 70 00:03:41,866 --> 00:03:42,436 He's very emotional. 71 00:03:42,636 --> 00:03:44,020 Yeah, he cries at card tricks. 72 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:46,763 Aw. And what did you say his name was? 73 00:03:46,963 --> 00:03:47,653 Tork. 74 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:52,724 Um, Taylor, Thompson, 75 00:03:52,924 --> 00:03:56,034 Titlebaum, Tinker... 76 00:03:56,234 --> 00:03:56,771 Hey, that's pretty good. Can you say, 77 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:59,500 "She sells sea shells by the seashore"? 78 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:03,156 I'm sorry; I can't help you. If your friend is missing, 79 00:04:03,356 --> 00:04:05,078 I suggest you go to the police. 80 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,267 - Yeah. - Okay. Thank you. 81 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:07,606 - Okay. - Thank you very much. 82 00:04:07,806 --> 00:04:11,006 Go see the man. 83 00:04:11,206 --> 00:04:14,845 Nurse. What, uh, did, uh, those young men want? 84 00:04:15,045 --> 00:04:17,022 They were looking for a friend of theirs, 85 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:21,796 doctor, and a man named Schnitzler; I've never heard of them. 86 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:25,664 No, neither have I. 87 00:04:28,365 --> 00:04:29,854 This the place I saw him last, officer. 88 00:04:30,054 --> 00:04:32,766 It's sort of like a French restaurant. 89 00:04:35,512 --> 00:04:36,562 Hey! 90 00:04:36,762 --> 00:04:39,032 Hey, it's changed. 91 00:04:39,232 --> 00:04:40,953 This isn't, uh. These tables weren't red, these tables were... 92 00:04:41,153 --> 00:04:42,688 Something's wrong here. Hey, what's going on? 93 00:04:42,888 --> 00:04:45,967 Man, this place is Chinese. 94 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:50,288 Perhaps humble servant can be of assistance, please. 95 00:04:50,488 --> 00:04:52,217 These kids say their friend disappeared from here 96 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,759 this afternoon while they were playing for a banquet. 97 00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:55,705 Well, he did. 98 00:04:55,905 --> 00:05:01,728 Must be big mistake. Honorable establishment closed today. 99 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:02,952 Closed? Today? 100 00:05:03,152 --> 00:05:05,432 Unless honorable officer want food. 101 00:05:05,632 --> 00:05:10,888 I can bring, uh, fried rice, uh, chicken chow mein, wonton soup. 102 00:05:11,088 --> 00:05:13,344 Never mind that! Do you have Schnitzler here? 103 00:05:13,544 --> 00:05:19,441 Uh, no. We have, uh, fried rice, uh, chicken chow mein, wonton soup. 104 00:05:19,641 --> 00:05:21,376 I think you kids are in the wrong place. 105 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:26,008 Now, don't bother any more policemen until you know where you were. 106 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:28,381 Bye. 107 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:31,352 Bye. 108 00:05:31,552 --> 00:05:34,133 Oh. 109 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,991 You know, I never did like Chinese restaurants; 110 00:05:41,191 --> 00:05:45,284 one hour after you eat there, you disappear. 111 00:05:55,913 --> 00:06:02,037 Ha ha ha ha ha! I fooled them! I fooled them! 112 00:06:08,377 --> 00:06:12,279 Nurse! Nurse! My friend's been in a terrible accident. 113 00:06:12,479 --> 00:06:15,505 He has broken bones and loss of blood, and he's suffering from terrible pain. 114 00:06:15,705 --> 00:06:16,160 Uh! 115 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,584 Uh, name please? 116 00:06:18,784 --> 00:06:19,864 David Jones. 117 00:06:20,064 --> 00:06:21,145 Uh, address? 118 00:06:21,345 --> 00:06:22,113 What? 119 00:06:22,313 --> 00:06:24,241 Fourteen thirty-eight North Beechwood. 120 00:06:24,441 --> 00:06:26,545 I don't suppose you know your zip code number? 121 00:06:26,745 --> 00:06:28,129 His zip code? Are you kidding? 122 00:06:28,329 --> 00:06:30,642 He's got broken bones and things, and we've gotta get him inside! 123 00:06:30,842 --> 00:06:36,752 Please! I have a job to do. Occupation? 124 00:06:36,952 --> 00:06:39,064 Uh, uh, he's a musician. 125 00:06:39,264 --> 00:06:45,065 A musician?! Ah! I love the tuba! 126 00:06:45,265 --> 00:06:47,104 Miss, he's been in an accident! 127 00:06:47,304 --> 00:06:48,552 Ohh! 128 00:06:48,752 --> 00:06:51,104 Oh, well, let's see. Um, 129 00:06:51,304 --> 00:06:56,904 I don't suppose you're old enough to qualify under Medicare. 130 00:06:57,104 --> 00:06:58,688 Well, I wasn't when I came in here, but, uh. 131 00:06:58,888 --> 00:07:01,417 Alright, sign here. 132 00:07:01,617 --> 00:07:03,632 Okay. 133 00:07:03,832 --> 00:07:06,792 Uh, admitting desk. I have a young man here with, 134 00:07:06,992 --> 00:07:10,263 uh, multiple fractures and contusions. 135 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:14,209 Oh, I'd see a doctor about that cough. 136 00:07:14,409 --> 00:07:17,753 Uh, he'll probably need the operating room. 137 00:07:17,953 --> 00:07:22,839 I don't think he'll need the recovery room. 138 00:07:23,039 --> 00:07:26,864 Alrighty! Uh, we can take you on the thirteenth. 139 00:07:27,064 --> 00:07:29,402 On the thirteenth?! But you don't understand! 140 00:07:29,602 --> 00:07:31,017 Uh, he, he's, he needs immediate help. 141 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,080 Uh, what can you do in the meantime? 142 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,331 Oh, well, try a cough drop. 143 00:07:34,531 --> 00:07:37,229 Oh, thanks very much. Come on, fellas. 144 00:07:37,429 --> 00:07:38,421 - Bye. - Bye. 145 00:07:38,621 --> 00:07:41,608 Hey, hold it. Hold it. Let me just, um. 146 00:07:46,986 --> 00:07:49,071 Ah! Ahh! 147 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:55,529 ? Way down upon the Swanee River ? 148 00:07:55,729 --> 00:07:58,008 ? Far, far away ? 149 00:07:58,508 --> 00:08:00,051 It's a miracle! It's a miracle! Ha ha ha! 150 00:08:00,251 --> 00:08:05,626 ? That's where my heart is yearning ever? ? That's where the old folks stay? 151 00:08:05,826 --> 00:08:07,772 Hurray, hurray. 152 00:08:13,913 --> 00:08:15,713 Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 153 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,337 Do you realize this is a crime? This is breaking and entering. 154 00:08:18,537 --> 00:08:19,257 So what do you want to do? 155 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,682 Do you wanna run home, where it's safe and, 156 00:08:20,882 --> 00:08:22,905 and, and leave Peter here in trouble, all alone? 157 00:08:23,105 --> 00:08:23,778 Of course not. 158 00:08:23,978 --> 00:08:28,706 Well, it was just a suggestion. A ha. The bat hook! 159 00:08:28,906 --> 00:08:31,041 What is this bat hook thing? We got a ladder. 160 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:33,752 What, are you gonna use this thing and break your leg? 161 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:01,470 Oh! 162 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:02,680 Ah! Ah! 163 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,312 Shh. Shh. Shh. 164 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,048 Ow! 165 00:09:09,959 --> 00:09:12,080 I guess the first thing we better do is, uh, try and look like patients. 166 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,212 - Right. - Come on. 167 00:09:19,381 --> 00:09:20,821 Well, what do we do now? 168 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,188 Well, um, I guess we start looking for Peter. 169 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:24,133 We can't. 170 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,140 Shh. Why? 171 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,387 I'm sick. 172 00:09:30,334 --> 00:09:32,448 Hey, look, man. We gotta search this hospital. 173 00:09:32,648 --> 00:09:34,354 Right. 174 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:52,974 Mm-hm. Hm-hm-hm. Good. He's still asleep from the drug. 175 00:09:53,174 --> 00:09:55,426 He was a fool to pass that note to the boy. 176 00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:57,489 But the banquet was already scheduled. 177 00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,825 We had to take him when we could. But it doesn't matter, Bruno. 178 00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:01,009 What does matter is this. 179 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:04,745 We are going to transport Professor Milo Schnitzler out of the country, 180 00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:06,185 and America will lose one of its 181 00:10:06,385 --> 00:10:10,626 greatest scientists. A ha ha! Brilliant. Ha ha ha ha. 182 00:10:10,826 --> 00:10:11,809 What about him? 183 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:12,913 Yeah, what about me? 184 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,235 Shut up! 185 00:10:14,435 --> 00:10:18,249 You can't do that to me. I need love and understanding. 186 00:10:18,449 --> 00:10:20,914 My mother rejected me. My sister resented me. 187 00:10:21,114 --> 00:10:24,441 I've lost all my confidence. And now, this operation. 188 00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:25,562 What is that? 189 00:10:25,762 --> 00:10:29,010 Ben Casey, act one. 190 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:30,817 What are you doing with that? 191 00:10:31,017 --> 00:10:31,882 He knows too much. 192 00:10:32,082 --> 00:10:33,209 Thank you! 193 00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:35,529 But we cannot afford a murder here. 194 00:10:35,729 --> 00:10:40,066 Besides, I have a better plan. Ha ha ha ha. 195 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:44,405 I told you a million times, never point the gun. 196 00:10:54,434 --> 00:10:56,594 Shazam! 197 00:10:59,011 --> 00:11:01,875 Well, another seven years bad luck for Captain Marvel. 198 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,545 Well, that takes care of this room. 199 00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:07,153 Yeah, there's thirty-nine to go. 200 00:11:07,353 --> 00:11:11,066 Bruno, you had better attend to the physical therapy room. 201 00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:13,347 Now, you know, maybe some of the patients may have reported. 202 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:17,993 But remember this, the affairs of this rest home must not be disrupted. 203 00:11:18,193 --> 00:11:20,834 Ja, doctor. 204 00:11:21,674 --> 00:11:25,170 Now, listen, you get some-wait! Somebody's coming. 205 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:27,059 Go. 206 00:11:31,978 --> 00:11:35,497 So, I see you all here, huh? Ready for your physical therapy. 207 00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:42,193 Excellent. Well, we begin. Alright. Now, pull. 208 00:11:42,393 --> 00:11:44,146 Pull? Ha ha. 209 00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:50,958 Pull. Harder. Harder. Harder. Harder. Harder. 210 00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:56,268 Ah! Good. Now, arms straight out. 211 00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:04,553 A heh. Wah! 212 00:12:06,322 --> 00:12:07,363 What does this do? 213 00:12:07,563 --> 00:12:09,577 This will get rid of your spare tire. 214 00:12:09,777 --> 00:12:10,601 Oh, really? 215 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:11,729 Yeah. 216 00:12:11,929 --> 00:12:18,329 Ahh! Whoa! Ju-uh, just a minute. Wuh! Wah! 217 00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:22,754 ? Honeysuckle's not as sweet as you are? 218 00:12:22,954 --> 00:12:25,545 Nah, nah, nah. You'll never get anywhere that way. 219 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,564 This guy's gotta be kidding. 220 00:12:29,594 --> 00:12:33,850 Hey, Mike. We've got to get out of here. Peter might be dying. 221 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:36,897 He might be dying! 222 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:44,066 This instrument, Mr. Tork, will cause temporary amnesia. 223 00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:47,602 It will erase your memory, but, by the time your memory will return, 224 00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:50,915 we will be safely out of this country with Professor Schnitzler. 225 00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:52,713 How long before I get my memory back? 226 00:12:52,913 --> 00:12:56,106 A normal brain should be out of commission for three days. 227 00:12:56,306 --> 00:12:57,536 Oh, ha ha. 228 00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:03,178 But, in your case, we are safe to say until early spring. 229 00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:06,505 I will set the dials. Hm hm. 230 00:13:06,705 --> 00:13:11,537 Alright, you can cool off a bit now and then return to your rooms. 231 00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:19,114 Oh. Listen, we haven't got a minute to spare. 232 00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:24,275 We gotta get out there and find Peter. Hello? 233 00:13:24,475 --> 00:13:27,802 Yeah, Bruno just gave us physical therapy. 234 00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:30,065 Yeah, Peter's somewhere in hospital. 235 00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:33,130 Yeah, Doctor Schnitzler's still missing. Okay. Goodbye! 236 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,609 - That was the police? - No, it was TV Guide. Shh. 237 00:13:48,935 --> 00:13:51,328 I will erase your memory! 238 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,074 Ha ha ha ha ha! 239 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:05,753 Peter, where are you? 240 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:09,096 Peter, where are you? 241 00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:12,839 Peter, where are you? 242 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:17,415 Peter, where are you? 243 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:35,992 It's alright. Well, we looked everywhere, man. Can't find him. 244 00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,696 Man, I'm gonna give up all hope. 245 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,316 I guess we'll never see old Peter again. 246 00:14:39,516 --> 00:14:42,109 Yeah, well, we might as well just-hey! Pete! 247 00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:43,012 Peter! 248 00:14:43,212 --> 00:14:43,677 Peter? 249 00:14:43,877 --> 00:14:44,285 Pete! 250 00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:47,213 I've never seen you guys before in my life. 251 00:14:51,247 --> 00:14:52,682 Peter, I- 252 00:14:52,882 --> 00:14:55,021 Keep your hands off me! Do you know who I am? 253 00:14:55,221 --> 00:14:58,379 Wait a minute. Who am I? 254 00:15:01,772 --> 00:15:02,733 You, know, I heard you can induce 255 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:05,164 temporary amnesia by a shock to the nervous system. 256 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,172 Well, maybe we could shock it out of him. 257 00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:08,220 It's worth a try. 258 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:11,037 Go on. Go on. 259 00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:14,149 Uh, Peter, we're-we're gonna try to scare you, so don't be scared. 260 00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:17,797 Okay. Go ahead. 261 00:15:17,997 --> 00:15:19,381 Boo! 262 00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:21,819 Nope. That don't make it. You gotta do it when I'm not ready. 263 00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:23,852 Here. Come here, come here. 264 00:15:24,052 --> 00:15:25,820 What? What? 265 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,844 The whole secret to this scaring business is to get him off his guard. 266 00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:29,731 Right. Right, right. 267 00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:32,765 So be very casual and then, you know, let the... 268 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,940 La la la... 269 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:38,644 Oh, hey, Peter. How's it going, babe? Long time, no see. 270 00:15:38,844 --> 00:15:39,164 Yeah. 271 00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:40,669 Hey, Pete, saw Harry Flynn the other day. 272 00:15:40,869 --> 00:15:42,510 Yeah, he sends his best regards. 273 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:43,685 Boo! 274 00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,157 What are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack? 275 00:15:45,357 --> 00:15:47,597 Look, we're sorry, Peter. We're just trying to help you, you know. 276 00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,167 - That's alright, Micky. - Micky! 277 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,711 He knows me! He knows me! 278 00:15:50,911 --> 00:15:52,567 - You're not... - No, I'm Davy. 279 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:56,674 Wait. Wait. My memory! Ah! We don't have any time. 280 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:57,411 We don't have any time. 281 00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:58,816 We gotta get the profe-they're gonna smuggle 282 00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:01,638 the professor out of the country tonight. 283 00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:07,491 How'd the doctor say he's gonna get him out of the country anyway? Huh? 284 00:16:07,691 --> 00:16:09,649 I forget. 285 00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:15,255 He's having a relapse. Ah, uh, quick! We gotta hide. 286 00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:19,502 Uh, get in the back of this thing. Peter, you stay here and play dumb. 287 00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:24,153 Why am I always the one to play dumb? 288 00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:26,831 Why can't I play smart once in a while? 289 00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:35,050 Hello there! 290 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,370 Are they coming to take him away now? 291 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:40,194 Oh, what a smart question. 292 00:16:40,394 --> 00:16:44,306 Yes, the doctor will be here in a few moments. 293 00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:50,400 Here. Have a cough drop. They're wonderful. 294 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,405 Bye-bye. 295 00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:00,010 Okay, guys. She's gone. 296 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:04,658 That's it! They're gonna smuggle him out of the country in an ambulance. 297 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,176 What a great idea, man. Who'd ever stop an ambulance? 298 00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,785 You know what? With that oxygen mask on his face, 299 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,377 you can't tell who's under there. 300 00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:12,618 You're right, man! 301 00:17:12,818 --> 00:17:13,187 Yeah. 302 00:17:13,387 --> 00:17:16,255 Buh-buh, buh. 303 00:17:16,455 --> 00:17:18,108 Okay, he's comfortable back there. 304 00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:19,749 - Groovy. - Great. 305 00:17:19,949 --> 00:17:21,461 Believe me, Micky; there's no other way. 306 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:22,141 Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. 307 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,277 Besides, Doctor Marcovich is an evil man. 308 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,310 But what about me? 309 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:26,910 You're not evil. Is he, Mike? 310 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,628 No, he's not evil. He's crafty and selfish maybe, but he's not evil. 311 00:17:29,828 --> 00:17:30,940 Come on, guys! 312 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,725 Uh, shh! Here comes somebody. 313 00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:34,896 Oh, great. 314 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,076 Is the operating room ready? 315 00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:55,957 Ja, doctor. 316 00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:58,468 Good. Surgery will provide the only 317 00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:01,837 permanent brainwashing for Professor Schnitzler. 318 00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:19,380 Everything ready? Huh? 319 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:19,997 Ja, doctor. 320 00:18:20,197 --> 00:18:21,892 Eh, gloves, forceps. 321 00:18:22,092 --> 00:18:22,525 Cotton. 322 00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:25,175 Yes, of course, it's cotton, Bruno. 323 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:31,119 Hurry, hurry. 324 00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:37,565 Who are you? 325 00:18:37,765 --> 00:18:39,692 What do you mean? What do you-who are we? 326 00:18:39,892 --> 00:18:41,556 I'm a doctor. Who do you think, I'm a plumber? 327 00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,061 I beg your pardon, doctor. 328 00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:45,459 It's alright. 329 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,838 My gloves. 330 00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:07,254 Well, it never hurts to be sanitary, doctor. 331 00:19:11,076 --> 00:19:13,029 Let's examine the patient. Uh, let's see, uh, here. 332 00:19:13,229 --> 00:19:14,612 Alright, I am ready, eh? 333 00:19:14,812 --> 00:19:16,933 What do you mean you're ready? This is my patient. 334 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:18,653 Oh, no, no, no, no. He's my patient. 335 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,925 Do you really think I'd leave him in the hands of a quack? 336 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,973 Quack?! 337 00:19:23,173 --> 00:19:25,725 Oh, these ambulance chasers; they're everywhere. 338 00:19:25,925 --> 00:19:26,620 Now see here! 339 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,797 Wait a minute. I'm a reasonable man. 340 00:19:28,997 --> 00:19:31,301 We'll cut cards for him. 341 00:19:38,101 --> 00:19:40,474 Yeah, you lose. 342 00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:43,309 Ha ha ha ha ha. Now, let's see. 343 00:19:43,509 --> 00:19:46,189 The hip bone's connected to the ankle bone. 344 00:19:46,389 --> 00:19:49,180 The ankle bone's connected to the... wait a minute. 345 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,884 If the shoulder bones connected to the... 346 00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:52,173 Bruno, the oxygen. 347 00:19:52,373 --> 00:19:54,395 Ja, doctor. 348 00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,813 Okay. Here goes nothing. 349 00:19:59,013 --> 00:19:59,645 Wait a minute- 350 00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:01,692 Shh! 351 00:20:01,892 --> 00:20:03,027 You look very nervous, doctor. 352 00:20:03,227 --> 00:20:05,516 Nervous? Don't be silly. Look at how slowly I'm twitching. 353 00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:07,244 Suture. 354 00:20:07,444 --> 00:20:08,669 Suture. 355 00:20:08,869 --> 00:20:10,245 Sponge. 356 00:20:10,445 --> 00:20:12,116 Sponge. 357 00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:13,580 Knife. 358 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,653 Knife. 359 00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:19,348 Oh! Try it again or you'll never learn. Knife. 360 00:20:19,548 --> 00:20:20,653 Knife. 361 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,612 Peanut butter. 362 00:20:21,812 --> 00:20:23,037 Peanut butter. 363 00:20:23,237 --> 00:20:24,565 No, he is my patient. 364 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,267 What do you mean your-it's-it's my patient. 365 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:30,700 Says right here on the menu: "My patient". 366 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,221 Bruno, enough of this. 367 00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:34,036 I am not leaving without my patient. 368 00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:34,877 No. 369 00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:36,220 Your pa- 370 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:40,068 It's my patient! Let go of my patient! 371 00:20:40,268 --> 00:20:42,553 Hey, I'm getting dizzy, man. 372 00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:49,736 Ah! It's those musicians. 373 00:20:56,657 --> 00:21:00,322 I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone 374 00:21:03,604 --> 00:21:07,741 I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone 375 00:21:10,999 --> 00:21:14,098 You're making your mark in society 376 00:21:14,298 --> 00:21:17,943 Using all the tricks that you used on me 377 00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,531 All them high fashion magazines 378 00:21:20,731 --> 00:21:25,276 The clothes you're wearin', girl, are causing public scenes 379 00:21:25,476 --> 00:21:29,766 I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone 380 00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:37,101 I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone 381 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,093 Not your steppin' stone 382 00:21:46,787 --> 00:21:48,643 Not your steppin' stone 383 00:22:06,287 --> 00:22:09,249 I met you, girl, you didn't have no shoes 384 00:22:09,449 --> 00:22:13,279 Now you're walking 'round like you're front page news 385 00:22:13,479 --> 00:22:17,041 You've been awful, careful 'bout the friends you choose 386 00:22:17,241 --> 00:22:20,803 But, you won't have my name in your book of who's who 387 00:22:21,003 --> 00:22:24,966 I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone 388 00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:32,211 I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone 389 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,461 Not your steppin' stone 390 00:22:42,117 --> 00:22:44,413 Not your steppin' stone 391 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:54,616 Not your steppin' stone 392 00:22:55,384 --> 00:22:57,856 Not your steppin' stone Not your steppin' stone 393 00:22:58,056 --> 00:23:00,615 Not your steppin' stone 394 00:23:00,969 --> 00:23:04,841 Not your steppin' stone Not your steppin' stone 395 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,777 Dear boys, you saved my life. Thank you. 396 00:23:24,977 --> 00:23:25,722 Oh, well, it was nothing. 397 00:23:25,922 --> 00:23:28,113 Well, you know, it was, it was something. 398 00:23:28,313 --> 00:23:30,977 And as for you, Doctor Marcovich, for helping America's enemies, 399 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:34,210 you should undoubtedly get twenty years from a federal judge. 400 00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:37,138 And not only that, but-not only that, 401 00:23:37,338 --> 00:23:41,955 but you'll probably get a good wrist slapping from the AMA. 402 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,809 And thus, will it always end for men who use 403 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:48,073 their knowledge of medicine for evil and badness. 404 00:23:48,273 --> 00:23:52,938 Come, my trusty cohorts. Let us to the Monkeemobile. Away! 405 00:23:53,138 --> 00:23:55,704 Away! 406 00:23:55,904 --> 00:23:59,817 Doctor, uh, I-I have this tonsil hanging out, sore throat... 407 00:24:00,017 --> 00:24:02,098 Peter, I said, "Away"! 30536

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