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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:10,500 NETFLIX PRESENTS 2 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,625 What do all these people have in common? 3 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:22,458 They're all in search of a beautiful love story. 4 00:00:25,167 --> 00:00:27,167 I'm the opposite. 5 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:30,500 Instead of looking for love, I'm running away from it. 6 00:00:32,792 --> 00:00:36,208 And to avoid mishaps, I came up with three basic rules. 7 00:00:37,083 --> 00:00:38,833 -How much? -Two reais. 8 00:00:38,917 --> 00:00:41,042 The main rule: never lie. 9 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,417 I make my intentions very clear. 10 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,958 I think I have… 11 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:49,208 Sorry, man… 12 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:50,167 Rule two: no hanging out… 13 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,375 Hey, man. 14 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:54,125 …no sleepovers, no trips, no inviting her over. 15 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:55,958 Forget it. Not happening. 16 00:00:56,583 --> 00:00:59,917 Rule three: never let a relationship last longer than three months. 17 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:02,708 That's when things get passionate. 18 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:07,375 SUELLEN GLÓRIA ADDED YOU 19 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:12,292 And never ever let it get to six months. That's when you fall in love. 20 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,792 Trust me, these rules are foolproof. 21 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:19,708 I've studied a lot to be a professional bachelor. 22 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,542 -Yeah? -Are you coming? 23 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,625 I'm on my way. 24 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:27,708 Turn on the camera, let me see. 25 00:01:27,792 --> 00:01:30,792 Do you think you're my husband? You're my lover. 26 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,042 I'll be there soon. 27 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:34,542 See you. 28 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:38,583 Be quick, I'm going to work. 29 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:42,167 Lina, don't forget our cocktail party tomorrow, okay? 30 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,250 I'll need you to be the perfect wife. 31 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,625 Darling, I'm the best. 32 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,875 Goodbye, love. 33 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:04,667 My wife! 34 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,958 Having lunch with your mistress, Pedro! 35 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:11,083 No, I was forced to come here! 36 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,167 That's true. 37 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:14,125 -Don't you talk… -I seduced Pedro! 38 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:16,333 -Yes! -Don't you talk to me, girl. 39 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:17,708 That's true. 40 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,625 You're a great cook. 41 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:28,667 Are those your siblings? 42 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:32,375 No. My daughter and my husband. 43 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,542 Your husband? 44 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:38,792 -I didn't want to be here. It's her fault. -I got him drunk! 45 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:40,375 I hate lies. 46 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,875 You know I never lied to you, Soraya. 47 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:45,542 I never have a relationship for more than three months. 48 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,000 And our three months end tomorrow. 49 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,708 -No! -I'll kill you! 50 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,292 Love is beautiful? No. 51 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:11,250 LOVE PHASES - 1 - DESIRE 2 - PASSION - 3 - LOVE 52 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,958 Love is a chemical revolution. 53 00:03:13,042 --> 00:03:14,958 Out of the three phases of love, 54 00:03:15,042 --> 00:03:17,792 only the first keeps people together: desire. 55 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:20,167 During phase two, passion, 56 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,583 your body releases lots of substances. It drives you crazy. 57 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:23,958 MAY - SORAYA/LUNCH SORAYA/3 MONTHS 58 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,042 It's like a drug. 59 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:26,375 SUN 24 - MS. CARLOTA/BIRTHDAY 60 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,458 THREE MONTHS SORAYA 61 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,875 Phase three, love, releases the bonding hormones. 62 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:32,208 You can't live without each other. 63 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:34,292 It's not for me. 64 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,583 What the… Ouch! 65 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,250 Good morning, Mom! 66 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:34,250 -You scared me! Stop it, Luiz. -You're so beautiful! 67 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:37,375 "Beautiful…" Don't you mean "good afternoon"? 68 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:40,333 You know, I saw on the news today 69 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:41,625 that the usual 70 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:45,792 and healthy lifestyle for 13-year-old kids these days 71 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:49,417 is to open a channel on the Internet and move on. 72 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,417 They leave home to go live in their computers. 73 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,583 I don't know what's wrong with you. 74 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:57,875 What are you still doing in my house, son? 75 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:02,708 Mom, I'll never leave you like Dad did. I'll stay to take care of you. 76 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:06,083 Take care of me? You can barely take care of yourself. 77 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,167 I'm really busy today. 78 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:09,125 CHATAPP MI - JULIA - BIA 79 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:10,917 Busy? You have no responsibilities, nothing to do. 80 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,333 Honestly, Luiz, you're shameless, inert, unemployed. 81 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:18,958 I won't be here forever, do you hear me? 82 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:21,167 Stop. Don't start with that. 83 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,542 You're here now, about to turn 68. 84 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,667 -You're beautiful, in shape. -No… 85 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,542 You look like my sister. 86 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,458 Whose birthday's coming up? Who's having a party? 87 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:32,750 -I don't want a party. -Okay. 88 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,375 Let's do something else? 89 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:36,792 Let's go to the beach, sit at the bar. 90 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:39,375 -Eat fish and fries. -I don't want to. 91 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:42,125 -Do you like potato? -I do. 92 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,167 -Do you like potato better than the beach? -Stop it, Luiz! 93 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:48,500 I was born in Rio, I've seen plenty of beaches. 94 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:50,583 I have to go. 95 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:53,167 I'm begging you, Luiz, find yourself a wife. 96 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,000 No! No wife! 97 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:56,625 We've been through this! 98 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:58,667 Then find a job. 99 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:01,333 I won't be here forever, Luiz. 100 00:06:01,417 --> 00:06:03,417 Love you, Mom. 101 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:06,083 Jeez, Maria Inez! I won't answer it. 102 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,167 What a bore! 103 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:10,042 She calls me all the time. I will not answer it. 104 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,708 Damn it. What? 105 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,625 She gave up? 106 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,417 Maria Inez? 107 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:21,667 Listen, I told your brother that I don't want a party. What? 108 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:25,875 I HAVE MYSELF, YOU HAVE… AND WE HAVE ONE ANOTHER. 109 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,375 Hey, Júlio! 110 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:31,333 I… I'll be there in a few minutes. 111 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:35,208 It won't take long. There's a tunnel and I'll lose… 112 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:42,417 So, you're honest with her, 113 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,000 and she throws an apple at you? 114 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,292 Gosh. 115 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:53,208 People are so clingy these days, you know? 116 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:55,292 I… 117 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:00,292 I just want to have fun. 118 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:04,417 Studies show that single people live longer than married people. 119 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,000 And happier too. 120 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,667 That makes sense. 121 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:10,375 So, 122 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:13,292 here's to being single. 123 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,375 -Where have you been? -I can't speak. 124 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:29,958 -What? -I had an accident. 125 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:32,292 -You'll ruin everything. -We'll figure it out. 126 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:34,583 -What's with your hair? -It's a new style. 127 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:37,750 -Júlio! Good night. -Good night. 128 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,792 What a beautiful wife! What's your name? 129 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,833 It's Lina. 130 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:49,458 I really like your wife, Júlio. Such a smart woman. 131 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:54,208 You think? She's a little quiet and shy today. 132 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:58,792 That's what a smart woman does. She pleases her husband with her silence. 133 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:05,042 I can tell you're the boss in your family. I like that. 134 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:07,125 Cool. 135 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:09,042 I'm bringing you into our scheme. 136 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,792 Let's have lunch tomorrow. 137 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,417 -Of course. -Nice. 138 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,958 JULIO ABREU (LOVER) EX-JULIO 139 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,042 EX-EDU (BOYFRIEND) EX-GIOVANA (GIRLFRIEND) 140 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,083 Have you heard? Ms. Ivone is dating a young guy. 141 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,458 He's young enough to be her son. 142 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:11,000 What's the big deal, Maria Inez? 143 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:14,417 It's hard to talk to Maria Eugênia, nothing's a big deal. 144 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,125 Is talking trash about people a real conversation? 145 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,708 What should I talk about? My life? 146 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:23,458 Do you want me to gossip about myself? I'm not stupid. 147 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,167 -I think… -See? Maria Clara agrees. 148 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:29,292 She doesn't. She's not square, her daughter is a lesbian. 149 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,417 -What? -Yes. 150 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,500 -I'm not square! -You're not? 151 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,292 For God's sake! 152 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,667 Can't you be quiet for a change? 153 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:38,917 Stop, Maria Inez! 154 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,958 My God! This is our dessert. 155 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,625 -My favorite chef. -It's just a hobby, Mom. 156 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:05,000 -It's not a hobby. -His entire life is a hobby. 157 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:09,583 Luiz! 158 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,750 Oh no! Shrimp? 159 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:15,333 I'm allergic to shrimp. 160 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:17,917 I know. 161 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:25,458 He made shrimp, Mom. He knows I'm allergic to it. 162 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,333 What am I going to eat? Rice and farofa? 163 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:32,625 Make an egg for Maria Inez. 164 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:35,375 Mom! 165 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,125 Mom! 166 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,708 Mom, look here. Come on! 167 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,875 -Make a wish, Mom. -Go ahead, Grandma. 168 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:47,167 Mom, what do you want the most in life? 169 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,208 Mom! 170 00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:15,292 Mom! 171 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,625 -Mom! -Mom. 172 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,500 Mom! 173 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,208 It'll be all right. 174 00:11:25,292 --> 00:11:27,625 -What if Mom dies? -It'll be all right. 175 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:28,958 There she is. 176 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,833 What's wrong, Mom? Tell us. 177 00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:32,250 -What's wrong? -Tell us. 178 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:35,833 -Dr. Edmar had his suspicions. -Mom! 179 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:39,125 -But we needed some tests to confirm. -Right. And? 180 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,917 Tell us, Mom. 181 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,500 I've got six months to live. 182 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:47,750 -What? -Come again! 183 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,417 Where is it written here? 184 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,958 You never said anything, now you come up with this? 185 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:56,833 For God's sake, be quiet! 186 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,542 Mom, you can't die. Okay? 187 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:00,958 Why can't I die? 188 00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:02,542 Everybody can but me? 189 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:05,750 I don't want you to leave us, Mom! 190 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,250 But I am, Maria Inez. I'm already gone. 191 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,042 Please, Mom. You can't leave me alone. 192 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:15,500 I really can't. God, my boy can't do anything. 193 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,000 Yeah, I can't do anything. 194 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:20,042 I have a last wish for you. 195 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,167 I'll do anything. 196 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:26,833 -Then I'll go in peace on my next journey. -Don't say that, Mom! 197 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,083 I hope there's one. 198 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,708 My wish, son, 199 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,417 is for you 200 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,125 to find a wife. 201 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:40,375 We've been through this, Mom. You know me. 202 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,958 It doesn't pan out for me. You know me. 203 00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:46,417 Please. If you die, I'll die too, Mom. 204 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,750 -That works for me. -Why? 205 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:52,542 -Because I'm cutting you out of my will. -Take it easy, Mom. 206 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,917 What? Why are you doing this now? 207 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,625 Are you punishing me? 208 00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:01,458 Unlike your sisters, you won't have kids to inherit my assets. 209 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,833 So, you're out of my will. 210 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,417 All right. 211 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,417 If that's your last wish, 212 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,625 I'll do it. 213 00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:24,208 I'll get married. 214 00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:26,583 -What? -Shut up, Maria Inez! Okay? 215 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,875 My baby boy. 216 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:29,167 I'm so happy, baby. 217 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,500 I think it's time. 218 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:34,042 I've met a girl and we… I just think it's too soon! 219 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,708 He's lying, Mom! He's bluffing! 220 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,542 -Don't pick on your brother. -God! 221 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:43,083 -He can make mistakes, but he's no liar. -It's true. 222 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,583 You'll get to meet her. 223 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,042 Who? What's her name? 224 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,375 He doesn't even know her name! 225 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:49,625 I don't wanna say. 226 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:53,167 Please, respect him! That's how he processes things. 227 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,417 He'll introduce her to us at the right moment. 228 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,000 -Mom! -Won't you, my love? My God. 229 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,917 Come here, Maria Inez. 230 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,875 Hello? 231 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:07,000 Helô, hi. Long time no see. 232 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,208 Hi, stranger. 233 00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:10,000 Hey, Ilana. It's Luiz. 234 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,750 You deleted my number? Luiz. 235 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:14,542 Hi, Isa. I need a big favor. 236 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:16,708 No, I understand. Okay. 237 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,500 So, I was the problem. 238 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:20,750 All right. 239 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,250 I need to see you. 240 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,292 I have a special request. 241 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,542 I want you to marry me. 242 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,458 It's not just about the sex, or a physical thing. 243 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,333 Don't get me wrong, you're very attractive. 244 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,208 But I know you deeply. 245 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,208 And, deep down, you're not bad. 246 00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:48,958 Maybe better than on the surface. 247 00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:51,833 Are you trying to marry me or scare me off? 248 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:55,583 I'm giving you the chance of a better, happier life. 249 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,458 A lot of people live a pretend life. 250 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:02,042 They need to think we're a couple. We'll keep our lovers… 251 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:03,208 -What? -Of course. 252 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:04,625 Who do you think I am? 253 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,667 You're Nestor, my best friend! 254 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:10,458 The thing is that's my rustic little hand already has a ring on it. 255 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,458 Nestor, this is a win-win. 256 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,667 I think you need a girl, dude. 257 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,042 I need a brother 258 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,583 who will get me out of this situation. 259 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:20,917 I need you. 260 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,500 I can pay you. 261 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,875 -Nice. -Nice? 262 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,333 -Nice! -Of course, man! Give me a kiss. 263 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,042 -Get off me. Are you crazy? -You're my man! 264 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:33,000 -I knew I could count on you. -Do you remember Júlio Abreu? 265 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,542 -Júlio Abreu… -Yes. 266 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,250 -The journalist? -Yeah. 267 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,708 -His latest story is on fire. -On fire! 268 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,750 -You know he's gay, right? -Right. 269 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,208 He hired a fake wife 270 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:46,292 to get into the conservative guys' scheme. Look. 271 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,750 JOURNALIST UNCOVERS SCHEME 272 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,208 She's hot, man. 273 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,333 -Is she an actress? -What? 274 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,917 A stage actress. He said she was great. 275 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,333 The kind of girl you bring home on holidays to meet the family. 276 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,708 -Get her number with Júlio. I'll call her. -Trust me, bro. 277 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,750 Cave painting. 278 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,167 Cave painting. 279 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:12,167 The first kissing scene ever recorded in the world. 280 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,917 And you thought it was in Hollywood, right? 281 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,833 This isn't going to work, Nestor. 282 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:21,542 I don't lie to women, how will I lie to my mom? 283 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,125 -You don't lie to your dates. -No. 284 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,417 Mom is not a date. Try again. 285 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,917 You have a point. 286 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:34,167 It was our first step beyond experiencing love. 287 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:38,125 We started to mimic love. 288 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,875 Getting to romantic comedies was just a matter of time. 289 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,542 And technology too. 290 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,542 Lina! Nice, but we're leaving. 291 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,792 -Thanks. -Let's go. 292 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,167 Be cool, just chat her up. 293 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,625 "I need your services." 294 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,708 "Services." 295 00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:04,458 UNKNOWN CALLER 296 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,667 -Hi, Ms. Lina. -Look at this, Isaías. 297 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,792 -They called ten times. -That's a lot. 298 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,625 "Your data plan has expired." 299 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,625 They just want to rub it in. 300 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,375 Of course I know it's expired. 301 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:19,542 What a loser. 302 00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:23,000 The bills beat us up, then come back for our dignity. 303 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,125 What are we having for lunch? 304 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:28,583 We have beef, but our fish dishes are a hit. 305 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,167 Are they? 306 00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,500 SPECIAL! TEN REAIS! TODAY 307 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,958 I'll have that salami. 308 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,417 Half serving. Artist's special. 309 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,250 Answer it, Ms. Lina. It could be good news. 310 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:43,583 UNKNOWN CALLER 311 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,000 Pick it up, girl. 312 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,208 Hello? 313 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,625 Who is it? I can barely hear you. 314 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,667 Depending on who this is, I hear even less. 315 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,375 -Hello? -Hi. Is Lina there? 316 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,125 It's about a job. 317 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,458 A job? Just a moment… 318 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:11,167 -Work, man? -Lina, darling! It's a call for you. 319 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:19,042 Thank you, Grandma… 320 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,042 Salamita. 321 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,667 This is Lina Maia. How can I help you? 322 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,750 Hi. 323 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,208 I need to hire a wife. 324 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,167 You're talking with the best. 325 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:33,208 Let me check my schedule, okay? 326 00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,292 Hold on. 327 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,292 Today is your lucky day, my friend. 328 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:46,375 My movie has just been released. I have an opening. 329 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,042 It's more like a chasm. 330 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,042 My place in two hours? 331 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,542 Write down the address. 332 00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:55,708 Luiz? 333 00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:58,375 -What's up? -Lina Maia, actress. 334 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,583 Cool. May I? 335 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:07,208 I'm sorry. Don't mind me. 336 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,833 It's my character development process. 337 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:14,083 I do some stretching, some warm-ups, act as if I were on stage. 338 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:15,333 Sit down, please. 339 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,167 So, let's talk. 340 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,583 What kind of couple do you need? 341 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,750 Just a regular couple, 342 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,500 mature people. 343 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,833 A couple like that doesn't sell well. 344 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:28,125 Messy couples look real. 345 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,708 But I'm a centered man. 346 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:34,000 I'm pretty peaceful, but I have no experience. 347 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,708 I'm a pro. I've been married five times. 348 00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,792 I also played animals. 349 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,750 If you want something more like Nala and Simba… 350 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,292 -Nala and Simba? -I can do that. 351 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:46,833 Right, follow me. 352 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,083 How to create a love story? 353 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,458 How did we meet? In detail. 354 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:57,083 I bought you a drink at a club. We spent the night together. 355 00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,167 Luiz, I want romance. 356 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,250 A carnival. 357 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,333 Do you even go? 358 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:06,042 We met at your friend's house and talked about a movie. 359 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:08,125 Fight Club. 360 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,458 Fight Club. 361 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:09,667 Best sex we've had? 362 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,208 Hold on. My mom won't ask about that. 363 00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:15,667 There's always an uncle asking about your sex life. 364 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:19,000 -DTR? -I'm an easygoing guy, you know? 365 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,417 Pretty cool. 366 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,333 One's coolness can trigger another's rage. 367 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,250 Let's rehearse. 368 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:29,625 These are the lines. You start it off, and then we take turns. 369 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,625 You, me, you, me… 370 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:32,958 "You lied to me." 371 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:39,000 Let's try again, a little more natural. 372 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,875 Loosen up. Pretend you're not reading it. 373 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,000 All right. Go. 374 00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:45,792 No. 375 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,958 "You lied to me?" 376 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,917 It was for your own good. 377 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,750 -"Forgive me." -No, that one is mine. 378 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,542 -Right. -Remember when I said… 379 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,167 "I was deceived for my own good?" 380 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,875 -What the hell? -It's an exercise. Let's go. 381 00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:58,958 Have a nice life. 382 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,583 -That one was dope, right? -Let's… 383 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:08,250 Sure. Let's repeat it a lot. 384 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,667 The body speaks. 385 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:12,833 Hands towards the sky make people trust you. 386 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:15,917 It's a primitive message that says you're unarmed. 387 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,250 Does it work? 388 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,625 A TV host does that for years, and it works. 389 00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:23,792 But he also throws airplane-shaped money to people. 390 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,417 I'm coming! 391 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,292 Fill in this form, please. 392 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:36,792 You either vacate my place or pay the late rent. 393 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,875 Urgently! 394 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,458 My situation is urgent. 395 00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:42,917 I'm in the ICU of debt. Do you understand, Ms. Hortênsia? 396 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,125 I'm slowly dying in the ICU of debt! 397 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,542 Your eviction notice expires in 15 days. 398 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,042 Fifteen days! 399 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,458 -There. -All right, let's make this work. 400 00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:57,625 One color. 401 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:00,125 I don't know. You ask too many questions. 402 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,708 Can we speed this up? 403 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:05,167 I need five dates in six months. 404 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,958 The most important is the annual Pereira family reunion. Can we do that? 405 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:11,458 -Six months. Deal. -Great. 406 00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:13,542 -I'll be the perfect wife. -Great. 407 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,583 I can be whoever you want. 408 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,500 -Mom would like her to be a lawyer. -Yes, Your Honor. 409 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,583 A tennis player. 410 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:25,500 Your dad owns a farm, your mom, a sugar plant. Bilingual. 411 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:26,917 -Oui! -Okay? 412 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,917 And remember, you're a Catholic. 413 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,667 -Amen. -You don't drink alcohol. 414 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,917 Juice, please. 415 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,917 -What the hell are you wearing? -Good afternoon. 416 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,583 -Criticizing your fiancée's outfit, love? -Isn't it too much? 417 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,750 -Says who? The Sexist Fashion Week? -Quiet! 418 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,500 -It won't work. -It will. 419 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,125 Let's get to work. Listen. 420 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:52,125 A couple's privacy is sacred. 421 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:55,292 If you're in trouble, just say "kiss". 422 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,208 -And we'll talk in private. -Okay. 423 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,750 Or lean over to kiss me and whisper in my ear. 424 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:02,375 -The kiss is fake. This way? -Yes. 425 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:04,833 You have to pay him. 426 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,458 Wait here! How much was it? 427 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,833 -I like this girl already! -Nice to meet you. Lina. 428 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:30,333 -It's so nice to meet you. -Thanks. 429 00:23:30,417 --> 00:23:32,167 -Beautiful house. -Thanks. 430 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:36,125 Get us a drink, Luiz. A liqueur, maybe. 431 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,917 Lina doesn't drink alcohol, Mom. 432 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,583 Yes, but I'll make an exception today. 433 00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,000 Great! 434 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:47,375 Tell me. What do you do for a living? 435 00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:49,458 I'm a doctor. 436 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:51,625 -A doctor? -Here, Mom. 437 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:56,458 That's awesome. She's a doctor. 438 00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:01,875 Has Luiz told you about my health condition? 439 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:04,583 I want your opinion. 440 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:09,667 -What are you doing? Mom's dying. -How did you not tell me that? 441 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:12,208 It's hard. I can't open up about it yet. 442 00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:15,083 -My character needed to know that. -Why you… 443 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:17,167 Here. 444 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,875 Please, give me your honest opinion. 445 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,750 This is the scan. 446 00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:27,042 I want you to… 447 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,917 -It's upside down. -What? 448 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,750 Please, be honest with me. 449 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:36,292 What do you think? 450 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,833 I think it's so sad. 451 00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:46,167 My three Marias are here! 452 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,250 Come here. 453 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,625 I want to kiss you. 454 00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:52,042 -And kiss you good. -Be serious. 455 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,292 You were supposed to be a lawyer. 456 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,167 It'll be fine. 457 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:58,708 Lawyer, doctor, they all have a diploma. 458 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:01,292 Listen to me. You'll ruin everything. 459 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,833 -For God's sake, this has to work. -It will, trust me. 460 00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:07,292 The lovebirds want privacy. 461 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,500 I brought you a chocolate cake. 462 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,292 -I don't like chocolate cake. -I know. 463 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,000 That's because he used to eat dirt as a child. Idiot! 464 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,917 Idiot. 465 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,708 Girls. 466 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:24,042 -Look at him. -The house special. 467 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,458 -He does that. -My favorite dish. 468 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,833 -He always rocks! -It looks delicious! 469 00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:33,208 -That was the first thing he said to me. -He's such a great cook. 470 00:25:33,292 --> 00:25:36,333 -He is, isn't he? -You'll never have to cook again. 471 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,625 So, where did you two meet? 472 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:40,542 -At the carnival. -At Nestor's. 473 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:41,875 -What? -Well… 474 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,167 We were at Nestor's. 475 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,333 It was his son's birthday, and we went to the carnival. 476 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,417 -Yes. -Right? 477 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:53,500 -Luiz and I were a match right away. -That's right. 478 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:54,667 -Really? -Yes. 479 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,583 We're together because we like fights. Isn't it crazy? 480 00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:58,917 We like the same movie. 481 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,333 -Rocky… Club. -Fight Club. 482 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,875 Lina knows all the fighting movies. She likes them all. 483 00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:08,583 Stop, don't expose me. But, yes, I love them. 484 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:12,167 They're all about virile men, and the fighting. 485 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:14,042 I like that. I like men a lot. 486 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,333 What did you say? 487 00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:20,167 No. I'm talking about martial arts, honey. 488 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,542 That was awkward. 489 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:23,708 -Talking about men like that? -Luiz! 490 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:26,542 -Gosh! Are you jealous now? -It's not that. 491 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:28,417 It came out wrong. 492 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,500 -It came out terribly. -Says the TED Talk badass. 493 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:33,625 -Whose ass? -Google it! 494 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,833 -No, never mind. -Listen, honey. 495 00:26:35,917 --> 00:26:40,083 Don't worry about that. What matters is that you're here. 496 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:43,542 Let's set the wedding date as soon as possible. 497 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:45,917 I'd be so happy. 498 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,167 That'd be great, baby. 499 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,417 -That's all we want, right? -Sure. 500 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,708 You can't get married in a leap year. 501 00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:54,792 Is this a leap year? 502 00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:58,083 -You can't get married in a leap year. -Right? 503 00:26:58,167 --> 00:26:59,333 It's bad luck. 504 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:02,042 We're actually aiming for January 4th. 505 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,292 In the church, by the book. 506 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:06,167 Lina is a devout Catholic. 507 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:10,125 -Lovely. -She's worth her weight in gold. 508 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:13,792 Speaking of gold, you know he doesn't work, right? 509 00:27:14,542 --> 00:27:16,042 For me, that's perfect. 510 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:21,125 I spend so much time at the hospital. So, having him at home is perfect. 511 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:24,333 That's right. I work on different things, 512 00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:27,667 like self-awareness. You should try that sometime. 513 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:30,792 The Oracle of Delphi once said, "Know thyself." 514 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:33,542 Did he say, "Provide for thyself," by chance? 515 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:36,458 -Listen. -Do you want to take a picture? 516 00:27:36,542 --> 00:27:37,708 -No. -Let's do it. 517 00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,750 I'd like your phone number. 518 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:43,542 I'll add you to the family group chat. 519 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,083 It's such an honor. 520 00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:48,042 I like Luiz's idea, let's take a picture. 521 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,208 -Good idea. -Great. 522 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,208 -I can't see myself. -Cheers! 523 00:27:51,292 --> 00:27:53,083 Hold on, Maria Eugênia! 524 00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:55,708 I'll have another piece of cake. 525 00:27:55,792 --> 00:27:57,750 Samir is here. Goodbye, everyone. 526 00:27:57,833 --> 00:28:00,292 Good luck to the couple. You'll need it. 527 00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:05,542 And I'm going to take my baby for a ride. 528 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,583 -I'll go get the car keys. -Okay. 529 00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:12,417 -Tell me, Lina. What's your specialty? -Yes. 530 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,833 -"Blatriatics." -Sorry? 531 00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:17,458 Pediatrics? 532 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:20,000 -Wow! Can I ask you something? -That's cool! 533 00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:22,833 Going to your fiancée's house? 534 00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:25,125 No, we're going out. 535 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:34,917 -Move over, Samir. -What's wrong? 536 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,583 -Move! -What happened? Calm down. 537 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:41,583 Ouch, my hemorrhoids! Wait, what happened? 538 00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:44,042 They're so happy about this engagement. 539 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:45,917 Big deal! I got married first. 540 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,583 -It's so unfair. -I was the baby. 541 00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:51,500 Dad used to say, "Dance for the guests, Inezinha." 542 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:54,083 Then this creep shows up. 543 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:57,542 -It was lovely to meet you. -Thank you. 544 00:28:57,625 --> 00:28:59,583 -Your family is amazing. -Thank you. 545 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:02,333 -Nice house. -You're always welcome here. 546 00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:04,875 -Let's go. Thanks, Mom. -What a beautiful couple. 547 00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:08,417 -Take a piece of cake. -She's on a diet. Bye. 548 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,250 It was all about him. "Luiz can say 'Mommy'." 549 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,833 -I said it before him. -And way better than him, I'm sure. 550 00:29:14,917 --> 00:29:17,792 "Those are his first steps." I thought, 551 00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:21,292 "If that creep can walk, I'm going to do somersaults." 552 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:22,833 I bet you were great. 553 00:29:22,917 --> 00:29:25,500 I did gymnastics and athleticism. What did I get? 554 00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:28,125 -A gold medal? -A missing tooth. 555 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,250 That rehearsal was a waste of time. 556 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,250 "No, Luiz, let's do this, let's do that." 557 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,667 You did everything wrong. 558 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:38,000 -You messed it up. -I didn't mess up. 559 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:41,250 -Didn't you? -I was improvising. I'm an actress. 560 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:44,833 Yes, you're a lame actress. That's what you are. 561 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:47,708 He who laughs last, laughs best. 562 00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:50,042 He'll give himself away eventually. 563 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,333 Do you think I'll let him do that? 564 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,250 I'll expose him myself. 565 00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:06,542 I won't go anywhere with you. 566 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:10,292 I'm surely taking you home. I'm seeing Suellen Glória tonight. 567 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:13,000 -Who's stopping you? -I rescheduled to rehearse with you. 568 00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:14,125 A waste of time. 569 00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:17,375 You called me lame. You've never even seen my work. 570 00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:19,667 -Of course you're going home. -"Lame." 571 00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:30,208 Hey, Luiz! 572 00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:32,583 Your sister wants to celebrate with you. 573 00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:34,042 Double date! 574 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,250 I can't take you home. 575 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,167 SUELLEN GLÓRIA ACCEPT 576 00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:50,500 I can't stand her up. Please, help me. 577 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:52,083 -Me? -Please. 578 00:30:52,167 --> 00:30:54,542 -My shift is over. -I'll pay you double. 579 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,250 I'll have champagne. 580 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:03,792 Suellen Glória is at that bar. 581 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:07,583 I need you to cover for me, so I can be at both. 582 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:09,292 Okay. 583 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:15,042 Who would've thought we'd ever see Luiz in love? 584 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,542 I never saw that coming. 585 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,250 -You must be a very special girl. -Come on. 586 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,500 -Thanks. -I agree. 587 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:24,417 -We deserve champagne. -Sure! Special occasion. 588 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,667 -Thanks. -I'll have this one. Le… Lecle… 589 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,833 -Lecleique. -Leclerc. 590 00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:34,208 -That one, the most expensive. -I'll have one too. 591 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:37,792 Excuse me. I think I left the car lights on. 592 00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:40,250 -Samir can go with you. -Sure. 593 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,542 I turned them off. 594 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,292 -Thanks. -Don't mention it. 595 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,833 Don't you have an important call to make? 596 00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:49,875 -It just came to me. -Yes, I do. 597 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:52,208 -I'll go somewhere quieter. -Okay. 598 00:31:52,292 --> 00:31:54,583 I'm coming too. I have to call our son. 599 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:56,667 You know what? 600 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,250 -I can make the call later. -Yes. 601 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,625 Let's have champagne. 602 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:04,167 -I'll call them later. -Stay here with us. 603 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:07,750 Are you keeping a secret, Luiz? You look nervous. 604 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:10,917 No, I'm cool. I have nothing to hide. 605 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:12,708 SUELLEN GLÓRIA ACCEPT 606 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:17,333 Tell us the hot details of your relationship. 607 00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:18,750 I'm a modern woman. 608 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:21,958 I can't. I'm too shy. 609 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:25,000 Give me a kiss, honey. I want a kiss. 610 00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:28,375 Watch the performance 611 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:30,708 of this lame actress here. 612 00:32:31,292 --> 00:32:33,292 Cool. 613 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:37,542 Maria Inez, Luiz is really keeping a secret. 614 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,792 -He is? -But it's not from you. It's from me. 615 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,417 You lied to me! 616 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:46,750 Come again. 617 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:50,958 You lied to me! 618 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,833 It was for your own good. 619 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,583 I was deceived for my own good? 620 00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:05,542 Keep it down. Everybody is looking. 621 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:07,875 Forgive me. 622 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:09,958 What? 623 00:33:08,958 --> 00:33:10,125 Forgive me. 624 00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:15,333 Have a nice life. 625 00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:21,958 -I'll go after her. -We will too. 626 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,833 -Samir, finish that fish. -No. 627 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:28,750 Eat your fish. 628 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:32,958 I'll deal with that later. 629 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:42,250 -Suellen Glória? -Yes? 630 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:45,042 I'm Maria Inez. Luiz's sister. 631 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,167 Is he all right? 632 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,458 He has appendicitis. 633 00:33:49,042 --> 00:33:51,625 He wouldn't let go of his phone… Excuse me. 634 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:55,792 He kept yelling, "I have a date with Suellen Glória!" 635 00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:57,750 He said you'd be here. 636 00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,708 Hold on. So, he was sedated… 637 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:01,875 -Champagne, please. -Sure. 638 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:03,958 Thank you. 639 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:05,625 And I decided to come tell you in person. 640 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:07,458 Thank you so much. 641 00:34:07,542 --> 00:34:09,833 -Don't mention it. -How thoughtful. 642 00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:12,750 -No, I mean it. -It was nothing. 643 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:15,625 Mom is very religious. 644 00:34:15,708 --> 00:34:18,292 She's always picking on my husband, Samir. 645 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:20,875 Waiter! 646 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:22,917 You don't drink, do you? 647 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,958 -I don't. -I respect that. It's sophisticated. 648 00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:28,125 Well, I'm not sophisticated, so… 649 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,708 I'll have just one more. Waiter. 650 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:38,500 Suellen Glória hopes you get well soon. 651 00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:41,583 She's sweet. I'll charge extra, she talks too much. 652 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:44,083 An extra? You can forget about it. 653 00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:48,417 I won't give you any more money. 654 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,500 See you. 655 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:53,625 Good morning, Mommy! 656 00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:57,875 -My queen. -Gosh! Look at that! 657 00:34:57,958 --> 00:35:00,167 The engagement is doing you good. 658 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,250 You got up early. 659 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,708 I was tired. I needed to rest, you know? 660 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:08,583 I'm spending the day with you, my queen. 661 00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:12,000 I don't want sad faces. I'm happy you're getting married. 662 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:14,583 -So am I. -And so am I. 663 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,167 What is she doing here? 664 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:22,542 Surprise, honey! I came for breakfast. 665 00:35:23,417 --> 00:35:25,833 Dinosaurs, that's cute. 666 00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:29,292 I invited her to have breakfast with us. 667 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:32,958 I have an engagement gift for you. 668 00:35:33,042 --> 00:35:35,333 My dear mother-in-law, you shouldn't… 669 00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:37,167 You shouldn't have come. 670 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:41,250 I'm being polite. And I can't afford to decline a gift or extra work. 671 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:43,875 I'm not paying extra. I didn't invite you here. 672 00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:47,917 She's coming. And you'll pay every penny of my overtime. 673 00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:53,792 -What's this, Mom? -Open it. 674 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,250 -What key is this? -That key is to our family condo 675 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,708 -that I want you two to have. -I can't accept… 676 00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:03,708 Ms. Carlota, thank you so much! 677 00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:07,833 I appreciate it so much. I mean, we appreciate it as a couple. 678 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:10,792 And so will Carlotinha, our first daughter. 679 00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:14,750 -She'll take her granny's name. -Oh my God! 680 00:36:14,833 --> 00:36:16,833 Thank you so much, Mom. 681 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:20,958 -Can I call you "Mom"? -Of course, honey. 682 00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,167 Group hug! 683 00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:32,500 Your sister's nosy. Living together makes it easier to hide things from her. 684 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:35,208 I heard you say you were being evicted. 685 00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,458 I'm not stupid. You're taking advantage of this. 686 00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:40,417 What's wrong with that? I'm here on business. 687 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:43,042 No. 688 00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:47,833 I hired a five-date pack, not a full-time wife. 689 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:50,875 We need to discuss the wage for my 24/7 shift, 690 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:54,417 no days off, plus night pay for sleeping at work. 691 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,875 Have you been drinking? 692 00:36:56,417 --> 00:36:58,333 Do you think I want all this? 693 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,667 -Looks good, right? -It's darker there. 694 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:03,292 When it dries… Have you ever painted a wall? 695 00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:05,375 So, it's not done. 696 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,958 But we agreed on one part-time wife, right? 697 00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:08,833 Excuse me. We're done. 698 00:37:08,917 --> 00:37:11,792 Great! Come here, please. 699 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,333 Part-time marriage sounds good, huh? 700 00:37:14,417 --> 00:37:16,875 6 MONTHS FARCE ENDS - DECEMBER 20 701 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:18,958 Open house! 702 00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:20,042 MONDAY, JUNE 4 703 00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,875 Start looking for a place to live, 704 00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:27,583 because all of this will be over in five months and 21 days. 705 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,042 You're really counting. 706 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,542 That's how long my mom has to live. 707 00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:36,667 At the beginning, I thought Mom's illness… 708 00:37:37,542 --> 00:37:39,167 I didn't want to face it. 709 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:43,417 Humanity is always three drinks behind reality, 710 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,917 said Humphrey Bogart. 711 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,208 -Who's that? -What? 712 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:48,917 You don't know? 713 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,958 -Are you judging me? -No, I'm not. 714 00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:54,167 Let's send her a picture. Come. 715 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:56,708 -Now? No fingers. -No, go ahead. 716 00:37:56,792 --> 00:37:59,708 -This is the right pose for her. -Here we go. 717 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,375 Luiz and Lina in our group chat. 718 00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:06,542 They look adorable! 719 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,250 Your BP is lower. 720 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:11,583 Really? It's lower, that's great. 721 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:13,375 Hand me my phone, Maria Inez. 722 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 What 723 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:16,500 a beautiful 724 00:38:17,042 --> 00:38:18,333 couple! 725 00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:21,125 A three-part message. 726 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:24,000 -What a cute little mommy! -That's my mom. 727 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:27,542 Let's do the couple's paint war. 728 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:30,417 It's a classic, never gets old. 729 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,667 Is that our family's condo? 730 00:38:39,167 --> 00:38:41,333 I gave it to them. 731 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:42,625 Oh! 732 00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:45,667 -I'm going to pass out. -What's wrong, Maria Inez? 733 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:47,833 -Take it easy. -Help me, Dr. Edmar. 734 00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:49,417 -Don't be dramatic. -Relax. 735 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:53,333 -Let's send her a nude? -People believe accidental nudes. 736 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:57,667 -I'll send it, wait, then delete it. -Exactly. 737 00:38:58,458 --> 00:39:01,125 They're sending naughty pictures in our group. 738 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,208 What? 739 00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:03,458 They're sending nudes? 740 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:06,208 They deleted it. 741 00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,833 -You look better. -She really does. 742 00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:09,292 A lot better. 743 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:11,458 What a gorgeous view. 744 00:39:11,542 --> 00:39:13,792 Enjoy it. This gig won't last forever. 745 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:17,042 It's the time I need to see if I'm staying in São Paulo. 746 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:18,917 How did you start with this… 747 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,125 -Wife for hire? -You read my thoughts. 748 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:24,000 It took you long enough to ask me about that. 749 00:39:24,583 --> 00:39:26,000 Yeah, I never asked. 750 00:39:26,792 --> 00:39:28,042 I had bills to pay. 751 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:30,458 What other characters have you played? 752 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:33,875 All sorts of animals and plants in children's plays. 753 00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:35,375 Right, for kids. 754 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:40,167 I've also been a daughter, sister, lover. 755 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:43,125 Why would anyone hire a fake lover? 756 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:44,292 Listen up. 757 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:46,333 -The guy was busted. -Right. 758 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:50,208 So, I pretended to be his lover and apologized to his wife. 759 00:39:50,292 --> 00:39:53,250 She punched me in the jaw. It still hurts. 760 00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:55,083 -Really? -Feel it. 761 00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,542 -Get out! -Mission accomplished. 762 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:00,958 -You're good at this. -You're better. 763 00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:04,167 You have money and no job. I can barely get by. 764 00:40:06,792 --> 00:40:10,292 How about education? Did you go to college? 765 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,583 -I did. -Did you? 766 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:15,167 I was promising. 767 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:19,208 A promise that was never fulfilled, but I was promising. 768 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:22,375 So, another toast. That makes the two of us. 769 00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:24,792 -Two failed promises. -That's me. 770 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:27,708 But my monologue is coming up. 771 00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:30,625 And the countdown starts. 772 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:35,000 If nothing works out, I'll gather my stuff, which is not much, 773 00:40:36,417 --> 00:40:38,667 go back home and end my acting career. 774 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:39,875 Where are you from? 775 00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:41,667 Far away. 776 00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:43,417 Norway? Are you from Norway? 777 00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:45,292 Norway, really? 778 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:49,083 Come over here. 779 00:40:49,167 --> 00:40:52,125 You're sleeping on the floor, the sofa is worse. 780 00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:54,042 -Sleep over here. -No, stop it. 781 00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:58,125 I never spend the night with women. I'm following the rules. 782 00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:00,292 I'm not complaining. I'm fine here. 783 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,667 This is my spot, okay? 784 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,250 Are you awake? 785 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:13,250 Lina? 786 00:41:12,667 --> 00:41:14,375 What the hell? 787 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,083 SAT 30 - JUNE 788 00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:22,625 Heterosexual love stories 789 00:41:22,708 --> 00:41:25,000 have an impenetrable barrier. 790 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,500 Men. 791 00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:29,125 -Good morning. -Men. 792 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,708 -An impenetrable… -Mom is coming over. 793 00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:34,417 She wants to see if you're taking care of her son. 794 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,250 An impenetrable barrier. Men. 795 00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,333 She brought these cleaning products, 796 00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:42,000 so you can do the housework. 797 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,208 You do the housework. Or hire someone. 798 00:41:44,292 --> 00:41:46,667 I've never done that, I won't start now. 799 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:50,000 I hired you. I pay you with my allowance, you clean up. 800 00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:53,708 I was hired as an actress, and in terrible working conditions. 801 00:41:53,792 --> 00:41:57,125 This house is a mess, there's no coffee, no catering. 802 00:41:57,208 --> 00:41:58,792 You're a lame actress. 803 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:01,833 -Heterosexual love stories… -Lame actress! 804 00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:03,625 I hired you as a wife. 805 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:08,083 Do you know which organ works solely to give pleasure? 806 00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:09,375 No, I don't know. 807 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:12,125 I'm not talking to you, I'm rehearsing. 808 00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:14,417 Of course you don't. It's the clitoris. 809 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,375 What does that mean? 810 00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:20,792 That I have better things to do than cleaning up Luiz Pereira's house. 811 00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:23,500 Luis Pereira… 812 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,083 I'll clean here. 813 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,750 It's really dirty in here. 814 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,583 WED 14 - JULY 815 00:42:31,542 --> 00:42:33,250 Mom will come over tomorrow. 816 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:36,000 Okay. 817 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:39,167 WED 8 - AUGUST 818 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,917 I missed a call from your mom. 819 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,333 She texted me saying she can't make it. 820 00:42:42,417 --> 00:42:44,000 -Again? -Yes. 821 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:46,500 WED 30 - AUGUST 822 00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:48,583 What's up? 823 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,375 Wow! 824 00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:52,083 Since Mom didn't come… Want some? 825 00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:54,167 Of course! 826 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,833 It's much better. 827 00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:01,250 Mom learned to make video calls. 828 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,000 She seems happy. 829 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,333 I think she'll die peacefully. 830 00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:10,500 Since she's not here, and my sister isn't bugging me, 831 00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:14,333 what did Luiz do? He invited himself to visit Suellen Glória. 832 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:19,458 Cool. So, you're not coming to my monologue opening night. 833 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:22,333 Tonight. 834 00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:25,333 Gosh… 835 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:31,625 -I can't stand her up again. -Right. Don't worry. 836 00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:34,375 -I haven't had sex for two months. -It's your loss. 837 00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:36,292 It's not my loss. Look. 838 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,917 -I don't like all that yelling. -Actors don't yell. 839 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,583 We project our voices. 840 00:43:40,667 --> 00:43:42,292 Screw you! 841 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:44,375 Projected. Not yelled. 842 00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:54,083 Hello? 843 00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,167 -Hey, baby. -Hi. 844 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:12,125 I can't believe this. 845 00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:14,125 Let me call you back. 846 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:22,042 Perhaps the secret ingredient 847 00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:25,333 of the best love stories… 848 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:30,250 is two big servings of solitude. 849 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,375 I have myself, 850 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,708 you have yourself, 851 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:37,042 and we have one another. 852 00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:58,458 Hey. Let me get this straight. 853 00:44:58,542 --> 00:45:01,375 Maria Inez was spying on you with binoculars. 854 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,250 -And drinking soda? -I'm not crazy. 855 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:08,500 -Please, Luiz! -Don't you have anything to tell me? 856 00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:10,750 -Like what? -You're acting weird. 857 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,375 -I'm not acting weird. -Yes, you are. 858 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:15,458 I'm not. 859 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:19,208 -Is it 'cause I didn't go to your opening? -I was mad, but not anymore. 860 00:45:19,292 --> 00:45:21,292 I see. 861 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,417 Grapes are fruit. 862 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:26,167 And doctors recommend one glass before dinner. 863 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,208 Well, I drink one week's worth in a day. 864 00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:37,292 -Please, split the charge in two cards. -What? 865 00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:40,875 Did you bang your head? How about my benefits? 866 00:45:41,417 --> 00:45:43,958 -Transportation, meal voucher… -Vacation! 867 00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:47,500 As domestic workers, 868 00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:51,583 we're entitled to benefits like any other worker. 869 00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:53,792 That's right, comrade! 870 00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:57,292 I'm tired of cleaning, and ironing, and cooking. 871 00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:59,042 I'm freaking sick of it! 872 00:45:59,542 --> 00:46:01,917 Heard that? I don't even have my wallet. 873 00:46:02,917 --> 00:46:06,625 -It's like I paid her to say that to you. -That was ridiculous. 874 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:09,333 -But the shoe fit. It did! -She was yelling. 875 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:12,667 "The shoe fit…" 876 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:15,667 Funny is that I am the homemaker. You just sit around all day. 877 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:16,958 That's true. 878 00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:19,333 I have to admit, that's true. 879 00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:22,917 But I'll redeem myself by taking you out to lunch. My treat! 880 00:46:25,292 --> 00:46:27,292 Oh my. 881 00:46:40,042 --> 00:46:44,750 -You have to relax. -Sure, because things are going so well. 882 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:47,375 Blackmailed by my mom, stalked by my sister, 883 00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:50,667 exploited by my fake wife. I really should relax. 884 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:55,833 I meant romantically, like having someone for casual sex, 885 00:46:55,917 --> 00:46:57,917 a hookup. 886 00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:58,333 A hookup? 887 00:46:58,417 --> 00:47:01,208 Really? Look who's telling me that. 888 00:47:01,292 --> 00:47:03,833 You have no one. Give me a break. 889 00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:05,500 -Priorities, hon. -Come on! 890 00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:09,500 I'm in a creative process phase, I can't waste my energy on sex. 891 00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:14,417 My pal Honoré de Balzac, writer, never had sex while writing a book. 892 00:47:15,292 --> 00:47:18,000 Man, don't even bring that up. 893 00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:21,083 Why don't you invite Suellen over? 894 00:47:21,667 --> 00:47:25,417 Rule number two, never invite a woman over. 895 00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:28,833 Fine. You can have sex next year. 896 00:47:31,292 --> 00:47:34,208 That's too far away. I can't wait until next year. 897 00:47:34,292 --> 00:47:35,750 -You think? -Yeah. 898 00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:38,542 I'll go to a friend's house to give you privacy. 899 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,625 What friend? 900 00:47:39,542 --> 00:47:43,542 -I've never seen you with a friend. -I have plenty of friends. 901 00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:46,625 Sure you do. They live in library shelves, 902 00:47:46,708 --> 00:47:48,500 and were born in the 1800's. 903 00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:51,958 That's funny. 904 00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:54,583 -That's a joke. I see. -Yeah. 905 00:47:54,667 --> 00:47:57,167 Why don't you mind your own messed-up life? 906 00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:00,167 Fine, Suellen Glória may come over. But… 907 00:48:01,292 --> 00:48:02,542 you have to be there. 908 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,167 What if my sister shows up? 909 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,375 I'll have to pretend I'm Maria Inez. 910 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:11,625 But I'd be lying to Suellen Glória. 911 00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,083 It's perfect! 912 00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:16,667 You're so sweet! It was nice of you to bring this… 913 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,750 this… this bush. 914 00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:22,375 It's actually a tree of happiness. 915 00:48:23,417 --> 00:48:25,792 I planted male and female seeds. 916 00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:29,042 They represent your love and bond. 917 00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:33,625 Luiz, if you don't marry Suellen, who is glorious, 918 00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:36,292 then I will! 919 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:39,458 Didn't you say you're married when we met? 920 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,042 He's gone. 921 00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:43,542 Samir is gone. 922 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:46,875 He left so much debt behind, you could say he is dead. 923 00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:48,750 But he isn't, he just left. 924 00:48:48,833 --> 00:48:50,750 Luiz took me in. 925 00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:54,167 -I'm sorry I brought this up. -Don't worry. 926 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:56,667 I'm going to have fun tonight! 927 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:00,750 Luiz is our super chef. 928 00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:02,917 Yeah. You can get married now. 929 00:49:04,167 --> 00:49:05,292 I should tell you. 930 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,833 I don't usually keep a relationship… 931 00:49:08,917 --> 00:49:11,583 With whoever crosses his path. He's picky. 932 00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,917 But I can assure you that Luiz is a keeper. 933 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,250 Maria Inez! 934 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:19,375 Can you help me? Please. 935 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:22,250 -I can help. -Leave it to Maria Inez. 936 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:23,750 Leave it to me, dear. 937 00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:26,375 Darling girl. 938 00:49:35,917 --> 00:49:38,125 There's a nice bed in there for you. 939 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:40,417 What… Hold on, I… 940 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,042 I really have to go. 941 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:46,167 No way! You can sleep over. 942 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:50,250 It's a nice day to have sex, huh? There's the bedroom. 943 00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:52,667 No, I've got to get up early. 944 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:54,958 I ride my bike in the morning. 945 00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:56,625 You can ride this. 946 00:49:57,833 --> 00:50:00,500 Oops! A road full of speed bumps. 947 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:04,292 Thanks, but I really should go. 948 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:05,917 But you're already here. 949 00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:07,917 Bye. Nice seeing you. 950 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,625 We'll have another chance. 951 00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:12,667 How many people are having sex now? 952 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,250 About a million. 953 00:50:17,667 --> 00:50:19,292 I looked it up for my play. 954 00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:22,458 One million orgasms. 955 00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:26,167 Nope. It's 514,000. 956 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:31,000 Because only 75% of men and 25% of women will reach climax. 957 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:34,583 The things I learn from you. 958 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:36,708 You're nuts. 959 00:50:36,792 --> 00:50:38,500 You're totally nuts. 960 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:40,958 I take this opportunity 961 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:44,458 to announce to São Paulo… 962 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,542 Step away. 963 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:48,167 …that Luiz doesn't need to pay me anymore. 964 00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:50,750 Wait, what? 965 00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:50,958 That's all. 966 00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:54,917 -All right! I'm glad to hear it. -I know you are. 967 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 In exchange, 968 00:50:56,417 --> 00:50:59,708 you'll cook at an event where I'm going to perform. 969 00:50:59,792 --> 00:51:02,792 -No way. No! -Too late, they're counting on you. 970 00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:04,958 I've already sold our "Better Half Combo." 971 00:51:05,042 --> 00:51:07,208 -It's a bachelorette party. -What? 972 00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:10,792 This is not going to work. I'm not a chef. 973 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:13,958 If you fake it long enough, you'll become one. 974 00:51:14,042 --> 00:51:15,167 -Remember? -Yes. 975 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,250 Hello. 976 00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:18,708 Chef Luiz Pereira, this is Paula, the bride. 977 00:51:18,792 --> 00:51:19,875 Oi. 978 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:22,792 Have we met before? 979 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:25,375 No. 980 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,792 I'd definitely remember you. 981 00:51:29,042 --> 00:51:32,042 Excuse us, Chef. I'll show you where I'll perform. 982 00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:34,083 -Soraya! -Hi. 983 00:51:34,167 --> 00:51:37,042 Let me introduce our chef. The bride's mother… 984 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:39,375 Where is he? He was right here. 985 00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:41,958 -Never mind. Let's go. -Sure. 986 00:51:42,042 --> 00:51:44,042 Yes… 987 00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:56,708 -What are you doing? -You scared me! 988 00:51:56,792 --> 00:51:58,750 A bunch of my hookups are here. 989 00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:00,583 -What do you mean? -Look. 990 00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:04,875 Catarina, Cecília, and Soraya, who happens to be the bride's mother! 991 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:07,500 Don't you dare leave this kitchen! 992 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:14,125 You can always expect some shit after a "but". 993 00:52:14,208 --> 00:52:16,042 -It's true. -Right? 994 00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:18,125 "Yeah, love, 995 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:20,625 but I'm not like the other guys." 996 00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:21,917 "I have a mother." 997 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,250 "I have a sister." What? 998 00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:26,583 "I listen to women." 999 00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:32,250 As if it were some sort of special skill, right? 1000 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:33,500 That women are… 1001 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:36,625 Women are like ghosts. 1002 00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:38,958 They can haunt you all of a sudden. 1003 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,583 Women can easily find you, 1004 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:42,875 catch you! 1005 00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,667 They'll find you behind the curtain! 1006 00:52:48,167 --> 00:52:49,292 Hiding away! 1007 00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:52,875 Luiz? 1008 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:54,458 Soraya! 1009 00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:57,250 I need to check the food, it's going to burn. 1010 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,333 Chef, the appetizers are a hit. 1011 00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:00,875 Yes, the appetizers. 1012 00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:03,125 Let's keep them coming, okay? 1013 00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:04,625 That's great. 1014 00:53:04,708 --> 00:53:05,792 You nearly… 1015 00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:07,500 Wait a minute. 1016 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:11,125 …destroyed my marriage. 1017 00:53:11,208 --> 00:53:14,125 You scoundrel! Come over here. 1018 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:18,833 I almost lost my stupid husband because of you! 1019 00:53:18,917 --> 00:53:20,917 You son of a… 1020 00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:23,125 -Hi! -What? 1021 00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:28,375 You should see your faces. 1022 00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:30,875 That was great. 1023 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,958 Give it up for our actor chef, 1024 00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:34,667 and for the bride's mother, 1025 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:37,792 who was the star of our little prank. 1026 00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:39,292 Bravo! 1027 00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:43,083 She didn't tell me anything. It was great. 1028 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:44,708 It was a surprise, dear. 1029 00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:48,500 Featuring our actor, trained in Japan by Professor Ikillyou. 1030 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:50,583 Get lost. 1031 00:53:50,667 --> 00:53:53,792 Let's give it up for the bride's mother. She nailed it! 1032 00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:55,750 What an actress! 1033 00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:59,208 And a round of applause for our chef, 1034 00:53:59,292 --> 00:54:01,875 who, sadly, is not on the menu. 1035 00:54:01,958 --> 00:54:03,625 Back to the cave painting… 1036 00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:07,583 TUE 3 - SEPTEMBER BETTER HALF COMBO - 50TH ANNIVERSARY 1037 00:54:07,667 --> 00:54:09,292 THU 5 WEDDING 1038 00:54:09,375 --> 00:54:10,667 SAT 7 BAPTISM 1039 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,167 WED 11 BACHELOR PARTY 1040 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:17,500 TUE 17 BETTER HALF COMBO - DIVORCE PARTY 1041 00:54:23,667 --> 00:54:24,792 I don't believe it. 1042 00:54:25,292 --> 00:54:27,292 Your sister isn't here, crazy man. 1043 00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:28,833 That's what you think. 1044 00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:31,250 She's cunning, that one. Trust me. 1045 00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:35,667 You have to go out, have some fun. Forget about your sister. 1046 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,417 I spent the money I had left on pots and pans. 1047 00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:40,625 Mom has cut off my allowance. 1048 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:43,750 The disease might affect her memory. 1049 00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:46,083 -It was me, actually. -You what? 1050 00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:49,292 I told her you're earning your own money now. 1051 00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:52,583 -Why'd you do that? -You should've seen how happy she was. 1052 00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:55,375 I can lend you money. How much? 1053 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:58,500 How would you lend me anything? We make the same wage, 1054 00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:01,500 and you spend twice as much. What's left to lend? 1055 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,667 I wasn't aware we were married for real. 1056 00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:06,625 -Wait. -You should've told me. 1057 00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:09,458 Relax. 1058 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:09,625 Unbelievable. 1059 00:55:13,583 --> 00:55:16,625 I'm taking you to a sister-free party tonight. 1060 00:55:16,708 --> 00:55:19,042 -Party? -Yes, you're paranoid. 1061 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,625 Maria Inez! Over there. 1062 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,417 Hello! 1063 00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:36,500 This party is for actors. 1064 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:39,250 With these masks on, we can flirt with everyone. 1065 00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:41,500 We? What about your abstinence? 1066 00:55:41,583 --> 00:55:45,417 My monologue is ready, baby. It's time to get some action. 1067 00:55:46,542 --> 00:55:47,750 Let's hit the bar. 1068 00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:57,750 I'll find someone to kiss right now. 1069 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:03,125 They put a ladder in the middle of the catwalk. 1070 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:06,708 Can you imagine that? How could I climb it in those heels? 1071 00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:09,000 I pretended it was part… 1072 00:57:10,917 --> 00:57:12,208 of the choreography. 1073 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:19,042 -I don't get in trouble. -What? That's all you ever talk about. 1074 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:23,750 I don't get in trouble because I don't wait for it to happen. 1075 00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:26,917 -But you build up a situation. -No, that's the thing. 1076 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,667 -I don't cause trouble, I run from it. -You're the trouble. 1077 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:32,292 -I can't tell you… -I go… 1078 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:41,333 Unlike other guys, I never lie to women. 1079 00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:46,083 -I'm different, that's all. -Don't confuse your flaws with the truth. 1080 00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:49,083 -Said my girl Clarice Lispector. -What is my flaw? 1081 00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:51,000 Not wanting to fall in love 1082 00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:54,583 just to walk out on my family like my father did? Is that a flaw? 1083 00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,750 -Can I be honest? -Please. 1084 00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:59,417 The more you deny it, the more you become like him. 1085 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,792 Get out of here! 1086 00:58:02,417 --> 00:58:04,875 It's settled. Passion won't rule my life. 1087 00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:08,792 -Love is what leads everybody's lives. -Not mine. 1088 00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:12,083 Whether finding it or running from it, it's always about love. 1089 00:58:12,167 --> 00:58:14,167 Not mine. 1090 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,917 We met three months ago. 1091 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:21,125 -Already? -You know what that means? 1092 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,833 No? 1093 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:25,583 We'd be in the passion phase. 1094 00:58:25,667 --> 00:58:27,625 -The second phase of love. -Yeah. 1095 00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:30,583 -"My darling." -Baby talk. 1096 00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:32,125 -"You're my baby." -"My baby." 1097 00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:34,542 -"You're the love of my life." -"Cute." 1098 00:58:34,625 --> 00:58:36,542 -"You're so cute." -"My sweetie." 1099 00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:38,208 -Pathetic! -Ridiculous! 1100 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,667 Mom has only three months to live. 1101 00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:44,958 Her time is almost up. 1102 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,458 So is ours. 1103 00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:49,750 Thank goodness! 1104 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,167 Not because she'll die, 1105 00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:54,417 but because we'll finally be free. 1106 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,583 -We'll go our separate ways. -Yeah! 1107 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,125 -It's been three months already. -Yeah. 1108 00:58:59,208 --> 00:59:01,292 -I can't wait. -We'll be free. 1109 00:59:13,292 --> 00:59:14,833 I'm happy to have met you. 1110 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:18,750 So am I. 1111 00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:25,750 I'm going to bed. I'm exhausted. 1112 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:28,750 I'll stay a little longer. 1113 00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:34,708 I'm having lunch with my mom tomorrow. 1114 00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:37,500 I think she's been avoiding me. 1115 00:59:37,583 --> 00:59:42,083 You'll see a different woman from what she used to be. 1116 00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:44,667 Good night. 1117 01:00:05,542 --> 01:00:06,667 Mom? 1118 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,500 Mom! 1119 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Mom! 1120 01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:23,750 I dozed off, son. 1121 01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:27,958 I missed you so much, my love. 1122 01:00:28,042 --> 01:00:29,917 Let me take a look at you. 1123 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,708 Did you bring me flowers? 1124 01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:34,958 Are you all right? 1125 01:00:35,042 --> 01:00:36,750 I'm great! 1126 01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:39,000 Let's get some lunch. I'm starving. 1127 01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:41,500 I have to say, since you left home, 1128 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:45,417 I've never touched that stove again. 1129 01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:48,083 But you loved cooking. 1130 01:00:48,167 --> 01:00:50,750 I hated cooking. Always have. 1131 01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:53,583 I still don't know who you got that from. 1132 01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:58,917 But I'm so proud of you for becoming a chef. 1133 01:01:00,083 --> 01:01:01,125 Let's eat. 1134 01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:03,792 Are we eating from the box? 1135 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:07,958 They're biodegradable. Throwing them away makes trees sprout. 1136 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:10,833 -My friend from yoga told me. -Friend from yoga? 1137 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:15,542 She's in the GeriaTrip, our vibrant group of senior girls. 1138 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:19,500 We hop on a van and go everywhere. 1139 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:22,292 You know, son, 1140 01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:25,208 death 1141 01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:28,042 can teach you a lot about life. 1142 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:30,208 Dr. Edmar told me that. 1143 01:01:30,292 --> 01:01:32,292 I can see that. 1144 01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:34,875 Poor man. He's a widower, so lonely. 1145 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:38,667 We invited him to our group. He's the only man among us girls. 1146 01:01:39,583 --> 01:01:41,583 It's good to have a doctor around. 1147 01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:45,750 It's great. He just gave me a ride home on his motorcycle. 1148 01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:49,125 Motorcycle? 1149 01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:50,333 He said he's pretty sure 1150 01:01:50,417 --> 01:01:53,333 I'm going to be here on January 4th. 1151 01:01:54,667 --> 01:01:56,750 Mom, that's great news! 1152 01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:58,667 I'm so happy! 1153 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:01,208 I'll be here for your wedding! 1154 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:06,333 -It's great. -Yeah. 1155 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:10,625 I broke my rules, man. Every single one of them. 1156 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:13,375 They're falling apart. 1157 01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:15,875 -Why are you whispering? -Quiet! 1158 01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:18,375 Maria Inez is not here. I'm worried about you. 1159 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:22,333 My mom was about to die, man. 1160 01:02:22,417 --> 01:02:25,792 All of a sudden, she comes back from the ashes. 1161 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,833 I'm engaged to an actress. Awesome. 1162 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:32,708 I don't get laid in three months. Hey, that's awesome too. 1163 01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,792 Brother, just grab a girl, 1164 01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:36,292 drive up to the hills 1165 01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:38,292 and camp over there with her. 1166 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:41,042 -My sister is on my tail. -Relax! 1167 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,292 It's too far, she won't even bother. 1168 01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:45,667 My mother-in-law hated it. 1169 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:46,833 Fine. Where is it? 1170 01:02:46,917 --> 01:02:50,292 It's a two-hour drive. It's beautiful up there, look. 1171 01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:53,667 -A tent here, a fire there. -Where's it? 1172 01:02:56,167 --> 01:02:58,167 Hey! 1173 01:02:57,708 --> 01:03:00,500 -What's up? -What is that? Going camping? 1174 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:02,958 Nestor gave me an idea. 1175 01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:07,208 He got me thinking, you know? 1176 01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:10,042 I realized I need some time off 1177 01:03:10,125 --> 01:03:11,708 to clear my mind. 1178 01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:15,083 So, I'm taking a romantic trip to the hills. 1179 01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:17,167 Care to come? 1180 01:03:17,292 --> 01:03:18,667 On a romantic trip? 1181 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:21,375 Yeah, it does sound a little weird. 1182 01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:24,750 But this whole situation with the fake wedding 1183 01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:26,750 has been changing my mind. 1184 01:03:27,625 --> 01:03:31,375 It made me consider the possibility 1185 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:34,500 of a real relationship. 1186 01:03:35,167 --> 01:03:37,167 Yeah… 1187 01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:38,542 And I've got Suellen Glória. 1188 01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:41,417 She's beautiful, kind, smart. 1189 01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:43,458 So, I asked her. 1190 01:03:44,042 --> 01:03:48,375 Right, Suellen Glória. And you want me to come along? 1191 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,542 You need to. You have to be there. 1192 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:53,208 Maria Inez would suspect us if you stayed. 1193 01:03:53,292 --> 01:03:55,333 And Mom would love to see 1194 01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:58,833 romantic pictures of us, in the woods, among the trees. 1195 01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:01,833 How'll you explain my presence to Suellen Glória? 1196 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:06,125 I'm sorry for separating you two, 1197 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:08,292 but I feel sick in the back seat. 1198 01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:09,792 -It's fine. -"Feel sick". 1199 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:13,583 This trip will help you forget the troubles with your husband. 1200 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:16,167 -It'll be great. -I'll get over it. 1201 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:18,250 Awesome. 1202 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:41,125 -Let's see if you guys know this one. -Hit it. 1203 01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:44,625 -If you need to build a dam -…to build a dam 1204 01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:48,208 -I've got… -I've got a beaver 1205 01:04:48,292 --> 01:04:51,042 -If you need to build a dam -If you need to build a dam 1206 01:04:51,125 --> 01:04:54,167 -I've got… -I've got the wood 1207 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:58,000 -How do you even know this one? -How do you? 1208 01:04:58,083 --> 01:05:01,000 -It's so ridiculous. -It's good. 1209 01:05:03,417 --> 01:05:05,708 -It's here, right? -Looks like it. 1210 01:05:05,792 --> 01:05:07,792 So, we're here. 1211 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,208 Are you sure I'm not the third wheel? 1212 01:05:14,292 --> 01:05:17,458 I am. Actually, I feel more comfortable with you here. 1213 01:05:18,792 --> 01:05:21,000 I've never taken a girl on a trip. 1214 01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:22,583 And now you're taking two. 1215 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:23,875 You don't count. 1216 01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:30,542 You have to see what's inside. 1217 01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:33,833 She's a doctor, she has a Law degree, 1218 01:05:33,917 --> 01:05:37,333 tennis state champion, polyglot, doesn't drink alcohol. 1219 01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:39,083 What else do you want? 1220 01:05:39,167 --> 01:05:43,250 How about inside? Her kidneys, her gallbladder, an ingrained grudge? 1221 01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:44,542 You're being silly. 1222 01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:52,375 You can't see it, can you? 1223 01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:55,417 You've become the romantic type you've always feared. 1224 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,458 -I'm not. -You are. 1225 01:05:57,542 --> 01:05:58,708 Look at your face. 1226 01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:02,042 -You think I'm in love with her? -Let me close it. Move. 1227 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,292 Get out of the way. 1228 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,833 -In love… -You think so? 1229 01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:07,000 Idiot. 1230 01:06:07,875 --> 01:06:09,000 -What? -Come here. 1231 01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:11,292 -Put this on. -I'm coming. 1232 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:15,625 You too, Maria Inez. There are mosquitoes here. I made it. 1233 01:06:16,542 --> 01:06:17,625 You made it? 1234 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:19,542 Yes, it's 100% natural. 1235 01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:20,917 She made it. 1236 01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:29,125 -Be careful with the vines. -Thanks. 1237 01:06:30,292 --> 01:06:32,250 -I'll carry that for you. -Thanks. 1238 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:39,208 Nature is so perfect. 1239 01:06:39,292 --> 01:06:40,917 There's a lake too. 1240 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:47,083 Beware of the ants. 1241 01:06:47,167 --> 01:06:49,042 But… Oh no. 1242 01:06:54,333 --> 01:06:55,958 Be careful around the fire. 1243 01:06:57,167 --> 01:07:00,208 Look at that! Good job! 1244 01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:01,500 It looks great. 1245 01:07:01,583 --> 01:07:03,333 -Cool. -Looks nice, right? 1246 01:07:03,875 --> 01:07:05,875 I'm surprised. You nailed it. 1247 01:07:10,042 --> 01:07:12,292 Let's get inside. 1248 01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:14,167 -It's dark, it's late. -Okay. 1249 01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:16,542 We need some rest. 1250 01:07:17,042 --> 01:07:18,250 -Let's go. -But now? 1251 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,917 -Yeah, now. -We just got here. 1252 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000 Come in. 1253 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:11,625 It's probably just a little hawk. Come here. 1254 01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:19,250 -It sounds like a wild pig. -It does, right? 1255 01:08:21,917 --> 01:08:24,208 Don't scare me! 1256 01:08:25,667 --> 01:08:27,208 -Look! -No! 1257 01:08:27,958 --> 01:08:29,958 No… 1258 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:34,333 What's that? 1259 01:08:34,833 --> 01:08:37,542 -I'm going outside. -What? No! 1260 01:08:37,625 --> 01:08:39,625 Are you crazy? 1261 01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:43,167 -Stay in here. -Don't leave me alone. 1262 01:09:00,417 --> 01:09:02,958 -I'm so sorry. -No! 1263 01:09:03,042 --> 01:09:05,333 I have a good reason. I'm sorry. 1264 01:09:05,417 --> 01:09:08,333 -What do you want? -I have a bad feeling about Mom. 1265 01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:12,125 -Will you pray with me? -No, get out of here. 1266 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:15,292 -She just lost her husband, Luiz. -I lost my husband. 1267 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:17,708 -Luiz. -I want to make love. 1268 01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:22,042 I called you because we need to take pictures for your mom. 1269 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,208 Now? When I was about to get laid? 1270 01:09:24,292 --> 01:09:26,333 -The night was a mess. -Really? 1271 01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:28,000 I hibernated. 1272 01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,208 Like a bear. 1273 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:34,000 The lake is a nice setting. Hurry up, my battery is almost dead. 1274 01:09:37,417 --> 01:09:38,583 I like it here. 1275 01:09:44,417 --> 01:09:48,292 God, I can't believe this. They're so weird. 1276 01:10:03,542 --> 01:10:05,042 MARIA INEZ ACCEPT 1277 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,500 Hi, Maria Inez. 1278 01:10:13,917 --> 01:10:17,292 -Lina? -Lina? No, it's Suellen Glória. 1279 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:20,292 Suellen Glória? 1280 01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,500 Yes. Luiz's girlfriend. 1281 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:28,250 Is this Maria Inez? Luiz's sister? 1282 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,917 I am Maria Inez. 1283 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,375 And you're being played. We all are. 1284 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,083 Looks good, right? 1285 01:11:10,083 --> 01:11:12,208 -It was here. -Where are our things? 1286 01:11:12,292 --> 01:11:15,417 -What… -Is this the wrong campsite? 1287 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,750 No! 1288 01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:19,333 The fire was… 1289 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:23,083 -Suellen Glória? -What's that over there? 1290 01:11:26,667 --> 01:11:28,667 What does it say? 1291 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:31,458 -Doctor's handwriting. -It's a freaking ECG. 1292 01:11:31,542 --> 01:11:33,792 Forget it. We can't read this. 1293 01:11:33,875 --> 01:11:34,958 Suellen Glória! 1294 01:11:37,667 --> 01:11:38,833 Where's my car? 1295 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:43,292 -My phone is dead. Where's yours? -Damn! 1296 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:46,083 Oh my God! 1297 01:11:46,167 --> 01:11:49,625 My phone was in the tent. 1298 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,792 I feel butterflies in my stomach. 1299 01:11:58,542 --> 01:12:00,417 But if I were in love, 1300 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,500 I'd be sad that she's gone. 1301 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,792 And I'm not. 1302 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:07,792 Yes, I guess. 1303 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,167 I'm not sure. 1304 01:12:10,917 --> 01:12:13,625 How come? You've had lots of relationships. 1305 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,833 If you don't know, who does? 1306 01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:17,625 All my husbands were fake. 1307 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:22,292 But in real life, I've had a few boyfriends. 1308 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:25,000 How do you know so much about relationships? 1309 01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,875 I learned it from books, movies, plays… 1310 01:12:27,958 --> 01:12:31,208 So, you, too, know it in theory only. 1311 01:12:31,792 --> 01:12:35,792 What's love like in real life? I mean, in practice. 1312 01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:40,542 In practice, love is two "solitudes" that protect and greet each other. 1313 01:12:41,042 --> 01:12:43,042 It is cold. 1314 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:46,000 A friend of mine said that. Rainer Maria Rilke. 1315 01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,875 Don't you have any real friends? 1316 01:12:50,125 --> 01:12:51,833 You. Aren't you my friend? 1317 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:53,792 You are. 1318 01:12:57,042 --> 01:12:59,042 It is cold. 1319 01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:04,917 It's nice that you have a big family. 1320 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,667 The bond you all have. 1321 01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:10,375 I've always been lonely. 1322 01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:15,167 I've been pretty lonely too. I've felt lonely. 1323 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:16,792 Unlike everybody else. 1324 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:25,208 For the first time, I feel like I have a real partner. 1325 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:27,458 Someone like me. 1326 01:13:29,042 --> 01:13:31,542 You should let women know you up close. 1327 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:34,458 You're more handsome than from afar. 1328 01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:37,417 And from afar, you're… Holy shit! 1329 01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:45,417 You're a captivating character. 1330 01:13:58,292 --> 01:14:01,583 -We're great together, aren't we? -We are. 1331 01:14:01,667 --> 01:14:03,500 The world can't hold us. 1332 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:06,167 -Who said that? -A friend of mine. 1333 01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:07,375 -Yeah? -Yeah. Homer. 1334 01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:09,458 Homer? 1335 01:14:08,792 --> 01:14:10,958 -Homer Simpson. -No. 1336 01:14:11,542 --> 01:14:13,125 No, come on. 1337 01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:16,333 You're lame. 1338 01:14:16,875 --> 01:14:18,875 I'm lame. 1339 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:36,750 -That's my car. -Your car? 1340 01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:41,375 What happened here? 1341 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:45,833 JERKS 1342 01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:48,542 -It's open. -Our stuff is here. 1343 01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:52,125 Here's my phone. 1344 01:14:57,458 --> 01:14:58,625 Can you read it? 1345 01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:00,125 I think I see an "E". 1346 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:03,583 Here's the key. 1347 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,792 I did my best with what you had in the fridge. 1348 01:15:06,875 --> 01:15:08,500 What are we having? 1349 01:15:08,583 --> 01:15:10,833 -Penne with vegetables. -I'll have two. 1350 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:13,417 -Two what? -Two pennes. 1351 01:15:15,542 --> 01:15:17,292 Just kidding, chef. 1352 01:15:18,958 --> 01:15:21,500 Two big servings of solitude. 1353 01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:22,667 I have myself, 1354 01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:25,667 you have yourself, and we have one another. 1355 01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:29,500 Wonderful! 1356 01:15:29,583 --> 01:15:31,208 She is really wonderful. 1357 01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:34,000 Lina, your Better Half Combo is amazing. 1358 01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:36,333 Isn't it? The classic finger food, 1359 01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:38,917 also known as street food with frills. 1360 01:15:40,375 --> 01:15:43,333 Idealized by our just-divorced Ju, 1361 01:15:43,417 --> 01:15:47,167 and developed by our chef Luiz Pereira, who's killing it! 1362 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:58,458 You're on fire. 1363 01:16:04,417 --> 01:16:05,750 I'm going to change. 1364 01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:11,458 DECEMBER 1365 01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:11,792 FRI 9 ENGAGEMENT DINNER 1366 01:16:11,875 --> 01:16:13,208 WED 14 29TH ANNIVERSARY 1367 01:16:13,292 --> 01:16:15,375 TUE 20 ANNUAL PEREIRA FAMILY REUNION 1368 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:22,333 Excuse me. God, my son is here! 1369 01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:23,792 -My love. -Mom! 1370 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:25,667 -My babies. -You look stunning! 1371 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,792 You look so 1372 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:28,625 full of life. 1373 01:16:28,708 --> 01:16:30,500 The doctors are saying 1374 01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:34,042 that I'm a curious case, like Benjamin Button. 1375 01:16:34,667 --> 01:16:36,667 I keep getting younger. Right, Ed? 1376 01:16:36,750 --> 01:16:38,583 I can confirm it's true. 1377 01:16:38,667 --> 01:16:40,667 It's really a miracle, isn't it? 1378 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,500 I need a drink. 1379 01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:46,292 Enjoy it. 1380 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:50,042 -Is it nice, my love? -It's wonderful. 1381 01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:53,625 Hey. 1382 01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:57,125 Listen. Don't you think Valdete's had plastic surgery? 1383 01:16:57,208 --> 01:17:00,042 Her eyes look a little slanted. 1384 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:04,208 -What's the big deal? -See? You killed the conversation again. 1385 01:17:04,292 --> 01:17:07,708 -You just talk about people's lives. -Your life must be so… 1386 01:17:07,792 --> 01:17:11,083 Yes! Good evening, Pereira family! 1387 01:17:13,167 --> 01:17:16,958 This is the moment you have all been waiting for. 1388 01:17:17,042 --> 01:17:20,292 I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. 1389 01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:22,542 Our dance contest! 1390 01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:25,125 The dance contest! 1391 01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:29,083 They've won this contest for the last 21 years. 1392 01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:32,625 Let's give it up for Maria Inez and Samir. 1393 01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:38,625 The next couple in our contest is Maria Eugênia and Tonico. 1394 01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:39,917 We'll nail it today! 1395 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,125 Valdete and Carlos, come up on stage. 1396 01:17:44,750 --> 01:17:46,917 Making their debut in our contest, 1397 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,458 let's hear it 1398 01:17:48,542 --> 01:17:51,917 for Luiz Pereira and Lina! 1399 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:56,208 Let's give it up for our contestants. 1400 01:17:56,708 --> 01:17:58,708 Let's begin! 1401 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:00,292 You can't beat me. 1402 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:02,958 I'm Madonna. You don't have what it takes. 1403 01:18:03,042 --> 01:18:05,208 Shut up. I'm a better dancer. 1404 01:18:05,292 --> 01:18:07,000 Is everyone ready? DJ? 1405 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:18,125 Oh Lord! 1406 01:18:22,083 --> 01:18:23,333 My God! 1407 01:18:24,625 --> 01:18:28,500 Looks like we have our finalists, 1408 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:33,292 and we're ready for the last song in the contest. Hit it. 1409 01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:27,833 That was quite a show! 1410 01:19:28,417 --> 01:19:31,667 Let's hear it for our finalists. 1411 01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:36,125 I want you to vote for the best couple by a round of applause. 1412 01:19:36,208 --> 01:19:38,417 Maria Inez and Samir! 1413 01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:42,917 Luiz Pereira and Lina! 1414 01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:48,083 We won. 1415 01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:50,167 My baby! 1416 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:55,083 Go! 1417 01:19:56,625 --> 01:20:00,917 Tonight's champions are Luiz and Lina! 1418 01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:08,500 Everybody's looking at us. 1419 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:10,167 Use our secret word. 1420 01:20:10,917 --> 01:20:11,958 "Kiss"? 1421 01:20:16,625 --> 01:20:19,042 Congratulations, Luiz and Lina. 1422 01:20:19,542 --> 01:20:22,375 I have a surprise for the lovebirds. 1423 01:20:22,458 --> 01:20:23,750 And for all of you. 1424 01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,500 Our special guest is online. 1425 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,417 Suellen Glória. 1426 01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:32,125 Luiz's real girlfriend. 1427 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:34,500 Hello, everyone. 1428 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:36,875 I'm at a spiritual retreat 1429 01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:40,833 because I was really hurt by what happened. 1430 01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:43,292 But I can only heal if I heal you too. 1431 01:20:43,375 --> 01:20:44,958 Just get to the point! 1432 01:20:45,042 --> 01:20:47,250 The truth is that Luiz and Lina… 1433 01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:48,958 just lied… 1434 01:20:49,042 --> 01:20:51,083 Lies… to… 1435 01:20:51,167 --> 01:20:52,958 -Draw the line… -It's freezing! 1436 01:20:53,042 --> 01:20:54,958 The truth is that Luiz and Lina… 1437 01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:58,583 That's it, everyone. Namaste. 1438 01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:01,208 "Namaste"? You prick! 1439 01:21:01,708 --> 01:21:03,333 What's that, Maria Inez? 1440 01:21:03,417 --> 01:21:06,583 She can prove that this couple is a fraud. 1441 01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:22,125 Maria Inez is right. 1442 01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:27,042 I had a relationship with Suellen Glória. 1443 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:29,375 It was a real thing. 1444 01:21:29,958 --> 01:21:32,292 And I hired Lina as a fake wife. 1445 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:35,125 I paid her to be my fiancée. 1446 01:21:35,208 --> 01:21:36,708 My engagement 1447 01:21:37,792 --> 01:21:39,042 is a fraud. 1448 01:21:44,292 --> 01:21:45,958 But I have to be honest. 1449 01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:52,917 We played around with love so much… 1450 01:21:57,417 --> 01:21:58,750 that I'm in love. 1451 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:04,750 I told you that he was lying, Mom. 1452 01:22:06,417 --> 01:22:09,000 I've known it all along. 1453 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:13,750 What? 1454 01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:16,750 Please, don't tell him. 1455 01:22:19,750 --> 01:22:20,958 Actually, 1456 01:22:22,375 --> 01:22:24,667 I'm the one who's been paying Lina. 1457 01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:28,042 That's it. 1458 01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:39,833 Perhaps the secret ingredient of the best love stories 1459 01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:44,125 is two big servings of solitude. 1460 01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:46,083 A woman wants to talk to you. 1461 01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:48,042 -A woman? -Yes. 1462 01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:50,667 Who? 1463 01:22:53,042 --> 01:22:54,458 Your mother-in-law. 1464 01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:03,125 I can lend you money. How much? 1465 01:23:03,208 --> 01:23:06,250 We make the same wage, and you spend twice as much. 1466 01:23:06,333 --> 01:23:07,667 What's left to lend? 1467 01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:11,000 -Don't you have anything to tell me? -Like what? 1468 01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:12,125 You're acting weird. 1469 01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:14,708 What? 1470 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,333 That's why you did all this for me? 1471 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:21,208 For money? 1472 01:23:20,917 --> 01:23:22,583 You're a freaking liar. 1473 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:26,000 I am a liar. 1474 01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:28,250 But even though I lied, 1475 01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:32,667 I was really confused about this job 1476 01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:35,625 and what I was feeling 1477 01:23:36,625 --> 01:23:37,667 for you. 1478 01:23:41,833 --> 01:23:44,333 Turns out, this was my most difficult job. 1479 01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:47,542 To be myself with someone. 1480 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,750 Have a nice life. 1481 01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:07,833 Here you go. It's all set. 1482 01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:11,083 Stay as long as you need. My house is your house. 1483 01:24:11,167 --> 01:24:13,167 Thanks, brother. 1484 01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:14,625 I got some clothes for you. 1485 01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:17,000 I'm here for you. 1486 01:24:32,042 --> 01:24:34,042 Hey, champ. 1487 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:35,125 No openings. 1488 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:37,792 We should have a kitchen here, man. 1489 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:40,042 It's not that simple, man. 1490 01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:42,458 It's small, and I have three partners. 1491 01:24:43,042 --> 01:24:46,042 Keep looking, you'll find something. Google it. 1492 01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:53,958 -Hello. -Hi. How are you? 1493 01:24:54,042 --> 01:24:56,000 I'm here about the chef position. 1494 01:24:56,083 --> 01:24:58,625 It's been filled. Thank you. 1495 01:25:01,125 --> 01:25:06,000 KITCHEN ASSISTANT WANTED 1496 01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:49,750 Lina, I have to shut off the lights. 1497 01:25:56,958 --> 01:26:01,583 This is what Ms. Carlota is doing to me. My own mother. 1498 01:26:01,667 --> 01:26:04,167 Ms. Carlota has overprotected you. 1499 01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,833 -But she did something right. -What? 1500 01:26:06,917 --> 01:26:09,333 -Look at the man you've become. -I guess. 1501 01:26:09,417 --> 01:26:12,792 In six months, I've become a homemaker, a chef… 1502 01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:14,208 Someone's loved one. 1503 01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:16,583 If what I had with Lina were real, 1504 01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:18,000 we would be… 1505 01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:21,583 In phase three, real love. I know the rules. 1506 01:26:21,667 --> 01:26:23,958 I almost fell for the soul mate crap. 1507 01:26:24,042 --> 01:26:27,083 We try to find the one, 1508 01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:30,500 but we should be looking 1509 01:26:31,333 --> 01:26:33,667 for someone who brings out who we want to be. 1510 01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:36,542 Brother, what's keeping you 1511 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:39,208 from becoming the man you want to be? 1512 01:26:39,292 --> 01:26:40,667 Just go for it. 1513 01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:42,250 It's on you. 1514 01:26:47,292 --> 01:26:49,292 Hello. 1515 01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:12,167 You talk to plants now? 1516 01:27:12,250 --> 01:27:16,083 This is the tree of happiness, right? I’m thanking it. 1517 01:27:16,167 --> 01:27:18,167 Making wishes. 1518 01:27:20,792 --> 01:27:22,458 You're funny. 1519 01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:33,875 I… 1520 01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:36,500 I told her 1521 01:27:36,583 --> 01:27:40,458 to stay here for as long as she needed. 1522 01:27:42,333 --> 01:27:44,125 But she decided to leave. 1523 01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:56,083 Did you lie about dying? 1524 01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:58,375 Of course not, Luiz. 1525 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:03,333 Six months ago, my diagnosis said that I wouldn't get this far. 1526 01:28:04,083 --> 01:28:05,167 But it turned out 1527 01:28:06,208 --> 01:28:07,875 that you left home and, 1528 01:28:08,542 --> 01:28:12,083 I don't know, we both went through a healing process. 1529 01:28:12,167 --> 01:28:14,708 I seemed to get better after every test. 1530 01:28:14,792 --> 01:28:16,333 So, your problem was me. 1531 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:21,542 Perhaps 1532 01:28:22,458 --> 01:28:25,625 the secret ingredient of the best love stories 1533 01:28:26,708 --> 01:28:28,708 is 1534 01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:31,292 two big servings of solitude. 1535 01:28:32,458 --> 01:28:33,792 I have myself, 1536 01:28:34,667 --> 01:28:36,042 you have yourself, 1537 01:28:37,375 --> 01:28:39,208 and we have one another. 1538 01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:49,458 No, I'm mad at you. You went too far. 1539 01:28:49,542 --> 01:28:51,125 No. 1540 01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:52,417 Luiz. 1541 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:55,042 Do you have any idea how far I'd go 1542 01:28:55,625 --> 01:28:57,000 to see you happy? 1543 01:28:57,667 --> 01:28:59,083 You have no idea. 1544 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:05,750 Why don't you spend the night with me? 1545 01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:09,708 We can watch a movie and have popcorn, just like the old days. 1546 01:29:09,792 --> 01:29:11,792 Okay. 1547 01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:12,417 Yay! 1548 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:14,583 Popcorn! 1549 01:29:16,042 --> 01:29:18,417 -What is she doing here? -I got divorced. 1550 01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:20,208 I'm living in your room now. 1551 01:29:20,292 --> 01:29:23,708 Listen, I won't have you two picking on each other. 1552 01:29:24,208 --> 01:29:25,750 You should call a truce. 1553 01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:29,875 -Let's watch a movie. -That's better. 1554 01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:37,417 …have been blocked 1555 01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:40,750 between Pinheiros and Tietê freeways. 1556 01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:45,083 The end, that's it. 1557 01:29:45,667 --> 01:29:47,667 Cool. 1558 01:29:46,667 --> 01:29:48,250 I'll switch to the news. 1559 01:29:48,333 --> 01:29:49,458 SÃO PAULO IS AT A STANDSTILL 1560 01:29:49,542 --> 01:29:52,167 The city literally stopped. If you look over there… 1561 01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:55,833 It's just São Paulo being São Paulo! Always chaos. 1562 01:29:56,417 --> 01:29:58,708 -The traffic is held up. -It's Lina! 1563 01:29:58,792 --> 01:30:01,375 -Look! -My career and my life are held up. 1564 01:30:01,458 --> 01:30:05,333 I'm trying to give up on everything, but I can't even do that. 1565 01:30:05,417 --> 01:30:07,042 It's unbelievable! 1566 01:30:08,333 --> 01:30:12,500 -What are you waiting for? Go find her. -Do something. 1567 01:30:13,333 --> 01:30:14,500 -Hurry up. -Just go. 1568 01:30:16,250 --> 01:30:17,917 LINA CALLING… 1569 01:30:19,750 --> 01:30:21,750 Hi, this is Lina. 1570 01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:23,542 If I didn't answer, I'm busy. Leave a message. 1571 01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:25,625 It's jammed everywhere. 1572 01:30:26,125 --> 01:30:27,708 NESTOR VIDEO CALL 1573 01:30:30,708 --> 01:30:32,292 Nestor, what's up? 1574 01:30:32,375 --> 01:30:35,083 Brother, I just saw Lina on TV. 1575 01:30:35,667 --> 01:30:37,708 I'm on my way to find her. 1576 01:30:37,792 --> 01:30:39,625 You can't get there by car. 1577 01:30:39,708 --> 01:30:42,333 Get a bike. Or run there if you have to. 1578 01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:44,625 There's no other way. I'm hanging up. 1579 01:30:54,917 --> 01:30:56,792 Can you give me a lift, man? 1580 01:30:56,875 --> 01:30:58,042 You're a lifesaver. 1581 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:04,000 Listen, I give up. 1582 01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:07,292 -What? We're too far. -It's okay, I'll walk. 1583 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,500 Brother, 1584 01:31:13,833 --> 01:31:15,917 I can't thank you enough. Thanks. 1585 01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:30,917 Can you open the trunk, please? 1586 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,208 Thanks. 1587 01:31:54,458 --> 01:31:57,417 -It's far, I can take you there. -It's fine. 1588 01:31:57,917 --> 01:31:59,750 It's all the same around here. 1589 01:31:59,833 --> 01:32:03,333 Except for our outraged citizen, who's decided to walk. 1590 01:32:03,417 --> 01:32:05,792 She'll have to walk 10km to the airport, 1591 01:32:06,625 --> 01:32:08,792 but she doesn't seem to care. 1592 01:33:06,667 --> 01:33:08,667 Lina! 1593 01:33:08,792 --> 01:33:10,792 Lina! 1594 01:33:20,792 --> 01:33:21,958 Marry me. 1595 01:33:23,167 --> 01:33:26,542 Have sex with me. Work with me. Do everything with me. 1596 01:33:26,625 --> 01:33:27,917 Yes! 1597 01:33:39,750 --> 01:33:43,000 What's going on here, everyone? 1598 01:33:43,583 --> 01:33:45,458 Are you getting that, Robson? 1599 01:34:08,333 --> 01:34:12,250 We're celebrating the union of Luiz Pereira and Maria Abigail Maia. 1600 01:34:12,958 --> 01:34:14,250 Maria Abigail? 1601 01:34:14,333 --> 01:34:15,875 Lina is my stage name. 1602 01:34:17,833 --> 01:34:19,333 Another Maria in my life. 1603 01:34:27,208 --> 01:34:30,208 -It's my first exclusivity contract. -Okay. 1604 01:34:39,167 --> 01:34:42,792 Carlotinha, your heart is racing. 1605 01:34:43,375 --> 01:34:45,167 That's because of you, Ed. 1606 01:34:45,250 --> 01:34:49,167 Now you'll deal with the three phases of marriage. 1607 01:34:49,250 --> 01:34:51,292 Phase one, you're in love. 1608 01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:54,208 -It's happiness, right? -No. It's illusion. 1609 01:34:54,708 --> 01:34:57,583 -How's that? -Allan Kardec once said that… 1610 01:34:57,667 --> 01:35:00,792 -Allan Kardec? Please! -Seriously, you should read it. 1611 01:35:00,875 --> 01:35:02,458 My aunt sent it to me. 1612 01:35:05,750 --> 01:35:07,750 I'm divorced. 1613 01:35:06,792 --> 01:35:09,625 I've rebelled against the rules of society. 1614 01:35:09,708 --> 01:35:12,167 -Who's the square now? -You, Maria Inez. 1615 01:35:12,708 --> 01:35:16,125 Everybody gets divorced. Do you want to go against society? 1616 01:35:16,208 --> 01:35:18,167 Just stay married. 1617 01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:21,458 -Look what I brought to my sweetie. -You're here! 1618 01:35:22,625 --> 01:35:24,167 -Samir. -Yes? 1619 01:35:24,250 --> 01:35:25,625 -Why are you here? -No… 1620 01:35:25,708 --> 01:35:26,833 She invited me. 1621 01:35:26,917 --> 01:35:28,417 We're just hooking up. 1622 01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:30,000 He's my crush, my date. 1623 01:35:30,083 --> 01:35:31,792 After all, I am Maria Inez. 1624 01:35:31,875 --> 01:35:34,125 I'm unforgettable. 1625 01:35:34,208 --> 01:35:35,583 -Let's dance. -Yes. 1626 01:46:12,208 --> 01:46:17,208 Subtitles by: Y. Yun 108980