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INGRID'S ROOM - ALWAYS TIDY
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TOILET (ALWAYS BACKED UP)
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RAKEL'S TRASH-O-RAMA
1000 HOPELESS PROJECTS
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Hi, Rakel.
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What's up?
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What are you thinking about?
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Sperm.
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That shit sucks.
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Are you coming?
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Yeah.
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Rakel!
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I'm coming. I need some clothes.
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Can't do it nude.
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I'll be quicker than lightning.
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Just need this last...
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No.
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No, it's not like that.
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It's more like yoga.
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Rakel, don't!
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What happened to your tits?
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They're a lot bigger.
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- They're not.
- They are.
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Yum!
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Well, I don't know.
I've just put on some weight.
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Okay, come on.
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Hey, wait. Ingrid. Dammit, wait!
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Stay centered.
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Onegaishimasu.
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What's this?
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This isn't yoga. It's wrestling.
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No, it's self-defence.
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That's right, self-defence.
"Wrestling" gives people the wrong idea.
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Just, it's all arms and legs here.
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When are we gonna fight with staffs?
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Well, we don't call it "fighting",
but we'll get to the staffs later.
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Right.
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Good work, everyone.
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I see progress.
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In all of you.
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We're going to look at ukemi.
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The art of falling.
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There's something beautiful
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about turning a situation
where you're about to fall down
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to gracefully getting
back on your feet,
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gaining the upper hand.
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Both in life and on the mat.
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Oh, shit.
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What's wrong?
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I think I've had sex with him.
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Remember that guy I fucked
because he smelled nice?
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The guy who smelled like butter?
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No!
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Then there's the tenkan
that goes around back here...
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- Yes?
- Like...
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Donatello in Turtles, you know,
he fights with a staff and so on.
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Technically, Donatello
doesn't do aikido.
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He uses a bo staff,
we use a jo staff.
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So that's the difference
between aikido and Donatello.
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Okay, find a partner.
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One step closer.
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Put your arm under here, and...
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Great!
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Very nice. Very nice.
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Come on.
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There. Oops!
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Right now you're going downward.
Visualise going forward.
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Use the momentum in
the fall to move forward and up.
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Look, if you... Do it one more time.
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When Ingrid comes around there. Here.
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You need to put the back
foot ahead of the other one.
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So that you move forward.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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As soon as you go
forward, get back up.
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Ready, get set, go.
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Yeah, perfect. We're there.
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- Right.
- Hallelujah!
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Great.
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- One more time.
- My turn.
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Ready?
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Good. Down.
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- There we are.
- That's it!
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- Jeez, are you okay?
- I'm fine. It's okay.
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I just have to...
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He didn't do it on purpose.
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Nah.
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No, he didn't.
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Bye!
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Okay, let's go.
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You go ahead.
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I have to take a dump.
You're stressing me out.
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My asshole gets tight like...
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- See you at home.
- Yeah.
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Hello!
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Anyone here? Everything alright?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Sorry to interrupt,
but I have to lock up.
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Right.
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I'll hurry up.
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Good.
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Hi.
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What is it?
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing.
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There's nothing...
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Just, if someone does drugs
in there, I have to report it.
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It's okay. Relax. I haven't...
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- I haven't done any drugs.
- No, of course not.
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Good. I mean...
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I haven't even taken a poo.
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I thought I had to poo because my stomach
was all weird, but nothing happened.
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Shit, I just said "poo" twice.
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Thanks a lot.
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That's okay.
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Yes! Yes!
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- I have to lock up.
- Right. I just have to...
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Yes! Yes! Right there!
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I just have to get my phone!
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There!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I can drive you home if you like.
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It's okay.
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It's not a problem.
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It's okay. I'll...
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Just walk.
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- Where did you go?
- I told you, I had to poo.
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You spend a lot of time on the can.
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Yeah, but nothing happens.
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Constipation. Eat prunes.
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I poo every morning. But then...
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I just feel bloated all day.
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Jeez. I'm chucking this out.
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No! No, why?
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Like, it smells awful.
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No. I made it yesterday.
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It's hummus. It stays good for days.
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Smell it.
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- Well?
- You pregnant or something?
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No.
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Crazy sense of smell.
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Bigger tits. Bellyache. Drinking
three litres of tropical nectar a day.
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You didn't use to like it.
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Sure I did.
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Do you have to drink from the box?
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I'm not sick.
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- Did you really sleep with Aikido-Mos?
- It was so awkward.
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He had to throw me out of the gym.
I spent ages in the loo.
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- Did he come inside you?
- Come on!
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I'm not pregnant.
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Ingrid, he used a
condom and I'm on the pill.
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I've just put on some weight,
and I have a good sense of smell.
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Loads of sugar in tropical nectar.
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Sticks to your hips.
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Worth it.
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You should get off the pill.
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Fucks up the hormone balance.
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You don't have that much sex.
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I don't take it for sex.
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It's so I can skip my period.
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You don't know if
you've had your period?
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I haven't had my
period since Liseberg.
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That's six months ago.
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Yes.
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But you buy pads.
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Sure, there's a bit.
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Some brown drops.
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But rarely.
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You got preggo tests in your room?
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How come?
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Pee on the goddamn stick.
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5 THINGS RAKEL WANTS TO BE
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BEER TASTER
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FOREST RANGER
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COMIC ARTIST
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No!
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Thanks. Bye.
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I can come in on Thursday at nine.
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- Can you come with me?
- I'm going to Trondheim.
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I'll be back next Wednesday.
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Then I can go with you.
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Get it done. Get it out.
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Aikido-Mos must
have pretty good sperm
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to blast through both
condoms and pills.
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Probably because he
made me come like hell.
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I came... Beyond, like.
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No way!
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What?
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You came?
From one night stand sex, shitfaced?
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With Mos?
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Well, he was really on the ball.
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Are you gonna tell him?
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Guess I have to.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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Hi.
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- Am I interrupting anything?
- No.
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The thing is, I tried to
look up your phone number.
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Then...
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Your address came up.
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And I was like...
just around the corner.
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So I thought I might as well just...
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I wanted to ask you after
the aikido lesson, but...
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All this other stuff came up.
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But I was going to ask if maybe you'd
like to go out for coffee or something.
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- Huh?
- If you'd like a coffee or something?
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Okay, no?
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Yes.
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- Yes?
- No.
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I didn't mean to make a face.
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It's just bad timing.
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Okay.
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- So no?
- Yes.
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But no in a nice way, not like...
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Of course.
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Okay.
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- Bye. Or...
- Yeah. Bye.
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- Should I...?
- Do it.
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Hello?
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Sorry, it was just weird
timing with that question.
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Right.
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Well, I'm pregnant.
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Are you kidding?
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Wow. Shit, that...
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And you're like...
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the only one...
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That can't be right.
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Seems we're both very fertile, so...
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It's no big deal. But since you suddenly
showed up, I thought I'd blurt it out.
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That's a pretty serious twist.
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I'm gonna have an abortion.
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And there's another one.
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Life.
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Sorry.
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It's okay.
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Is there anything I can do for you?
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Nothing.
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But, right...
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I didn't mean to be rude
about the coffee, just...
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Maybe you can ask me
again some other time?
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- If you want to.
- Yeah, sure thing.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Dammit.
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Oh, my God!
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Hi.
How much to get to Ullevål Hospital?
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I've got an abortion.
I've only got 74 kroner.
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I can't get you there for 74 kroner.
Sorry.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Sorry to bother you.
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- Don't worry about it.
- I missed my bus.
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So I... I didn't know who to call.
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Because I can't miss my appointment.
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Have to get it done
pretty soon, so...
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I didn't feel too guilty since
it's sort of your fault too.
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You want me to come with you?
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I wouldn't mind.
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HAS A CAR
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AND SPERM WITH SUPERPOWERS
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SMELLS LIKE BUTTER
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What is it?
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Nothing.
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Look at this.
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Angelina Jolie has six kids.
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Rakel Pedersen?
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Right.
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We used both a
condom and the pill, so...
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It's not our fault.
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- What is it?
- I'll just do an ultrasound.
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Just...
Have you been together a while?
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We're not together.
270
00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:49,020
He just came along.
271
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,106
Could you excuse us for a moment?
272
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,960
No! What? Why?
273
00:18:53,113 --> 00:18:55,933
We need to talk
about a sensitive issue.
274
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,893
- I've got cancer?
- No.
275
00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:00,986
Did you feel a tumour?
276
00:19:01,071 --> 00:19:02,160
No, no.
277
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,866
I can step outside.
278
00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:05,406
No, don't leave.
279
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,126
Okay, what...
280
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,060
Time out. What's going on?
281
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,673
Right.
282
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:15,940
Oh, shit.
283
00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:18,293
Huh? What's wrong?
284
00:19:18,639 --> 00:19:21,419
You're a little more than
eight weeks pregnant.
285
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,946
I'd estimate that you're at
the end of the second trimester.
286
00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:28,486
What does that mean?
287
00:19:29,324 --> 00:19:32,373
You're about 26 weeks pregnant.
288
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,400
- 26 weeks means...?
- Six and a half months pregnant.
289
00:19:47,113 --> 00:19:49,166
I'm... I'm not six months pregnant.
290
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:51,413
Are you stupid or something?
291
00:19:51,438 --> 00:19:54,360
That's... I don't have...
292
00:19:54,935 --> 00:19:57,860
- My body's fine!
- I know it's unexpected.
293
00:19:58,106 --> 00:20:01,260
But not all pregnant
women get a huge belly.
294
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,428
You may have missed your...
295
00:20:03,672 --> 00:20:05,439
Just give me the pills.
296
00:20:05,593 --> 00:20:09,519
I'm sure you're aware that
the limit for abortion is 12 weeks.
297
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:13,813
I'm having an abortion.
I demand an abortion right away!
298
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,739
Take those fucking pills
and stuff them up the pill hole.
299
00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:21,512
I don't want a flyer.
300
00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:23,360
I want those pills.
301
00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:26,259
I think we should take a deep breath.
302
00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:31,023
You can get back to us if you
have any questions and so on.
303
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:33,310
I want an abortion now!
304
00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:37,133
That goes for you
too, it's all in there.
305
00:20:37,399 --> 00:20:38,919
I'm no longer the father,
306
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,552
but I'll hold on to the flyer.
307
00:20:43,255 --> 00:20:48,066
But it's not possible. I can't be six
months pregnant without knowing it!
308
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,886
I'm not six months pregnant!
309
00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,786
It's not that common, but it happens.
310
00:20:54,272 --> 00:20:57,192
I've read people give birth in the toilet.
They had no idea. So it's...
311
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,640
I usually offer a print
of the ultrasound, but...
312
00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:04,326
Don't print anything.
313
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,886
This is just completely nuts.
314
00:21:08,046 --> 00:21:10,066
Jeez, how unprofessional.
315
00:21:12,859 --> 00:21:17,779
I've been drinking and stuff.
Like, partying like hell, and...
316
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:22,223
We'll run some tests, but there's
nothing wrong with the foetus...
317
00:21:23,623 --> 00:21:26,289
as far as I can see.
It seems to be normal and...
318
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,480
Thank you.
319
00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:30,360
Where are my pants?!
320
00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:03,873
Let me know if I can help.
321
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,560
Six months?!
322
00:22:50,539 --> 00:22:52,360
Are you six months pregnant?
323
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,393
Six and a half, they say.
324
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,720
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
325
00:22:58,093 --> 00:22:59,446
- No!
- Yes.
326
00:23:01,219 --> 00:23:03,140
- There's a baby in there?
- Yeah.
327
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,434
My God. Can I feel it?
328
00:23:07,526 --> 00:23:09,386
- Is it kicking?
- No!
329
00:23:09,812 --> 00:23:11,220
It's not fucking kicking.
330
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:14,313
If it had, I'd have known
it's there before now.
331
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,146
Why isn't it kicking?
332
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,953
- Is it sick?
- No, it's not sick.
333
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,180
It's just a fucking
rotten sneaky Ninjababy
334
00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:30,005
who thinks it can chill there for
nine months and then sneak out.
335
00:23:32,093 --> 00:23:33,393
You sure it's not sick?
336
00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:35,520
You're partying all the time.
337
00:23:36,186 --> 00:23:37,819
- Not all the time.
- Half the time.
338
00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:41,086
- Maybe a quarter.
- At least.
339
00:23:44,426 --> 00:23:46,440
Doesn't the baby get
as drunk as the mum?
340
00:23:46,651 --> 00:23:48,093
The doctor said it looked fine.
341
00:23:50,186 --> 00:23:51,366
Who's the dad?
342
00:23:51,852 --> 00:23:52,892
I don't know.
343
00:23:53,019 --> 00:23:54,332
Sure you know.
344
00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:57,226
Six or seven months ago.
345
00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:03,533
Dick Easter.
346
00:24:04,887 --> 00:24:06,000
Yeah.
347
00:24:10,046 --> 00:24:12,273
It could be anyone.
You banged loads.
348
00:24:12,643 --> 00:24:14,093
I didn't bang loads.
349
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:16,806
I banged three guys, Ingrid.
350
00:24:18,806 --> 00:24:20,846
- Not that many.
- Rakel, this is like Mamma Mia.
351
00:24:20,871 --> 00:24:22,566
What? No way.
352
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,920
- It's the same concept.
- No, it's not.
353
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,126
It can only be one of them.
354
00:24:30,006 --> 00:24:31,106
How come?
355
00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:33,806
There was Hassan in Geilo.
He didn't come.
356
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,492
And Martin didn't come
357
00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:38,153
in there.
358
00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:41,166
So there's just one,
359
00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:43,953
one bastard who...
360
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,853
Dick Jesus?!
361
00:24:46,565 --> 00:24:47,719
Dick Jesus.
362
00:24:52,265 --> 00:24:54,180
I told you to lay off Dick Jesus.
363
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,039
I know.
364
00:24:57,053 --> 00:25:00,520
But every time I meet him
he's like, "Wanna fuck?"
365
00:25:01,553 --> 00:25:04,060
And I can't say no. It's impossible.
366
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:08,813
Are you gonna be a mum?
367
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:24,706
I should have let
him come on my face.
368
00:25:24,783 --> 00:25:25,632
No.
369
00:25:25,806 --> 00:25:28,706
Better to get pregnant than
get Dick Jesus' cum on your face.
370
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,133
It's a little romantic, though?
371
00:25:35,819 --> 00:25:37,333
It's not fucking romantic.
372
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,081
It's pathetic.
373
00:25:39,126 --> 00:25:41,746
That's what it is. This isn't love.
374
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,060
It's sperm.
375
00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:45,580
Are you gonna give it away?
376
00:25:47,259 --> 00:25:48,466
Guess I have to.
377
00:25:54,513 --> 00:25:55,786
Put it up for adoption?
378
00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,233
I don't know.
379
00:26:00,919 --> 00:26:04,473
Nobody wants to adopt a
kid with a Dick Jesus dad.
380
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,840
Who's an alcoholic and a drug addict.
381
00:26:08,186 --> 00:26:10,060
I have to sit and tell people
382
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:13,926
I've got psoriasis, that I've been
drinking and smoking while pregnant?
383
00:26:16,306 --> 00:26:19,635
But the next weekend
was just apeshit.
384
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:23,859
That was bad. Not good.
That was like... and... and...
385
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,400
Then there was the shroom trip.
386
00:26:27,079 --> 00:26:28,285
That was wild.
387
00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:30,638
Want some shrooms?
388
00:26:31,338 --> 00:26:32,831
I've already got shrooms.
389
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:34,405
In my pussy!
390
00:26:36,385 --> 00:26:37,558
Just kidding.
391
00:26:43,626 --> 00:26:44,626
Then...
392
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,520
That's all I remember
from that evening.
393
00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:49,159
What's done is done.
394
00:26:50,057 --> 00:26:51,173
C'est la vie.
395
00:26:51,906 --> 00:26:52,906
So...
396
00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:54,913
Carpe diem.
397
00:27:15,686 --> 00:27:16,920
Ugly drawings.
398
00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:19,193
You're ugly.
399
00:27:19,453 --> 00:27:21,220
Yeah, I'm probably deformed.
400
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,773
But that's your fault.
401
00:27:24,672 --> 00:27:26,446
I've got foetal alcohol syndrome.
402
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,093
I'll probably get water in my brain.
403
00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:33,900
You should've told me
so I didn't get you pissed.
404
00:27:34,293 --> 00:27:35,553
Jeez.
405
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,273
Are you kidding?
406
00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:38,973
I told you many times.
407
00:27:39,193 --> 00:27:40,660
You just went to the loo.
408
00:27:40,946 --> 00:27:43,853
Maybe you should
kick like a normal kid?
409
00:27:45,919 --> 00:27:47,360
Do you feel me now?
410
00:28:29,753 --> 00:28:31,520
Rakel, Rakel, Rakel.
411
00:28:33,593 --> 00:28:36,446
- May I come in?
- Yeah, come inside.
412
00:28:36,807 --> 00:28:38,160
Long time no see.
413
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,860
You want something to drink?
414
00:28:42,993 --> 00:28:45,233
I have some paella on
the stove if you're hungry.
415
00:28:46,413 --> 00:28:47,433
No, thanks.
416
00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:48,999
This is my dad?
417
00:28:49,246 --> 00:28:50,287
You serious?
418
00:28:50,612 --> 00:28:52,339
You let that guy fuck you?
419
00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:54,039
Drag me to court.
420
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,219
What?
421
00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:57,993
No, nothing.
422
00:28:59,267 --> 00:29:01,273
Right. So you're...
423
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:04,473
Not having anything?
424
00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:08,866
Well, should we just...
425
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,693
Get to it?
426
00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:13,893
We're not gonna fuck.
427
00:29:14,673 --> 00:29:16,780
- There's something I have to tell you.
- Oh, no.
428
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:20,553
Let me guess. You've got chlamydia?
429
00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:23,475
I've been there before.
430
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,604
You've been to the doctor.
431
00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:28,293
Bad news: you've got chlamydia.
432
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:33,546
Now you have to tell everyone you've had
sex with that they might have it as well.
433
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,132
I'm pregnant.
434
00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:37,780
Okay. Congrats?
435
00:29:38,433 --> 00:29:40,553
Don't fucking congratulate me.
436
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,320
It's yours.
437
00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:44,639
No way.
438
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,373
I'm seven months pregnant.
439
00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:49,053
And it's yours.
440
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:52,432
Right.
You're not.
441
00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:56,795
If you were seven months
pregnant, you'd have a huge belly.
442
00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:58,772
Your belly would be out here.
443
00:29:59,573 --> 00:30:01,306
You're pregnant. Could well be.
444
00:30:01,562 --> 00:30:03,926
But first trimester, max.
445
00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:06,980
Not everyone gets that belly.
446
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,773
I've been to the doctor.
I'm seven months pregnant.
447
00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:15,559
And you're the only one
who wouldn't use a condom.
448
00:30:18,046 --> 00:30:22,346
You should go to the hospital
and take a paternity test.
449
00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:26,020
And join the world of condoms.
450
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,193
And I think you should take the kid.
451
00:30:33,606 --> 00:30:36,326
I'm not growing up with this guy.
Are you nuts?
452
00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,820
He's got a "Blaze the Lord"
poster on the wall!
453
00:30:41,926 --> 00:30:43,466
It's too late for an abortion.
454
00:30:44,006 --> 00:30:47,566
I don't want a kid.
I don't have time, money...
455
00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:52,700
You've got everything.
You've got a place to live, grandparents...
456
00:30:52,993 --> 00:30:54,933
This is your fault.
You realize that much?
457
00:30:55,559 --> 00:30:56,666
Your fault.
458
00:30:57,733 --> 00:30:59,786
So fucking congrats to you.
459
00:31:00,346 --> 00:31:02,813
This is so fucking sick.
460
00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:09,040
How can you be seven months
pregnant and not know it?
461
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:14,326
You gotta keep track of
your goddamn periods, and...
462
00:31:14,972 --> 00:31:17,720
What do I know?
Get an abortion like a normal person.
463
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,153
You can't just barge in
and chuck a baby in my face!
464
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,813
And besides, it was your
idea that I should come in there.
465
00:31:44,099 --> 00:31:45,379
Are you fucking shitting me?
466
00:31:45,609 --> 00:31:46,709
But it was!
467
00:31:47,169 --> 00:31:48,957
I can come anywhere!
468
00:31:48,982 --> 00:31:54,928
I can come on your face, on
your tits, on your ass, in your ass!
469
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:59,700
I can come in the fucking coffee
machine if you want, just tell me!
470
00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:01,296
Boom! Empty clip.
471
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:05,146
Goddamn you.
472
00:32:06,573 --> 00:32:10,653
I never said you could come inside me.
Just not on my face!
473
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,493
But you never listen.
474
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:14,593
The window's tiny.
475
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:18,280
You gotta take vital
decisions at light speed.
476
00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:21,675
And in that subtext, it's either or.
477
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:25,020
- It's either or! That's how it is.
- No!
478
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,516
- It's not.
- Well, it is for me.
479
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:32,306
I've seriously got
50% of this guy's DNA?
480
00:32:33,613 --> 00:32:36,953
- I'm not having a kid.
- I'm giving birth in any case.
481
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,600
And it'll exist.
482
00:32:39,413 --> 00:32:42,580
And you're a dad
and I'm a mum for the rest of our lives.
483
00:32:42,913 --> 00:32:47,100
Oh, fuck. He's the kinda
guy who'll get a midlife crisis,
484
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:51,405
start bugging me in my teens.
"I was so young and immature!"
485
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:53,743
"Now I wanna be part of your life."
486
00:32:53,949 --> 00:32:56,044
I'll be busy with my band.
487
00:32:56,069 --> 00:33:00,702
Not that convenient with a burnout
dad who suddenly wants to connect.
488
00:33:02,453 --> 00:33:04,413
If you don't want it,
I'll have to give it away.
489
00:33:05,133 --> 00:33:06,760
Put it up for adoption.
490
00:33:07,533 --> 00:33:08,581
Sure.
491
00:33:08,606 --> 00:33:10,459
I don't want any
hassle from you later.
492
00:33:11,672 --> 00:33:13,726
I'm just saying, if
we do it, we do it.
493
00:33:13,918 --> 00:33:16,392
You can't have a revelation.
494
00:33:17,066 --> 00:33:20,715
Suddenly wanna "be
there" and make a huge fuss.
495
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,940
- Okay.
- If we do it, we do it.
496
00:33:23,473 --> 00:33:24,946
- It's a deal.
- Yeah?
497
00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:29,706
- Jeez, you really don't care.
- No.
498
00:33:32,586 --> 00:33:34,733
Sure I do, but...
499
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,866
I'm just not having a kid now.
500
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,386
You know, you should get a vasectomy.
501
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:45,540
Just chop, chop down there.
Reverse it if you ever want kids.
502
00:33:45,866 --> 00:33:47,626
Sure, okay, but
I'm not gonna do that.
503
00:33:48,043 --> 00:33:49,043
No?
504
00:33:50,853 --> 00:33:53,386
Right, I'll go set up the adoption.
505
00:33:54,113 --> 00:33:55,246
Okay.
506
00:33:59,993 --> 00:34:03,260
- No! We're not having sex!
- Why not?
507
00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:06,380
- Did you hear anything I said?
- Sure, I'm here.
508
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:10,340
- Evidently not.
- But jeez, we have such great sex!
509
00:34:10,509 --> 00:34:16,220
You're smoking hot, and you're pregnant
already, so we don't have to fret about...
510
00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:20,423
No, we're not having sex.
511
00:34:25,393 --> 00:34:26,626
Don't look down.
512
00:34:29,386 --> 00:34:31,132
No, don't look...
513
00:34:31,926 --> 00:34:33,105
Oh, jeez...
514
00:34:33,392 --> 00:34:34,826
This is humiliating!
515
00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:40,699
I can come inside you, right?
516
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,640
No, absolutely not! No!
517
00:34:45,859 --> 00:34:46,939
Shut up!
518
00:34:47,205 --> 00:34:48,326
Sorry?
519
00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:59,340
Hey, you know what?
This isn't working.
520
00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,626
No!
521
00:35:04,733 --> 00:35:05,799
Okay...
522
00:35:17,886 --> 00:35:19,453
Sperm, jeez...
523
00:35:20,859 --> 00:35:22,366
This shit sucks.
524
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:29,660
You read about that Mormon lady who
wants mandatory vasectomy for teenage boys?
525
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:30,961
What?
526
00:35:30,986 --> 00:35:32,760
It's a great idea.
527
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:36,026
We always get
the blame for abortions.
528
00:35:37,066 --> 00:35:40,420
If all 12-year-old boys had a vasectomy
529
00:35:40,799 --> 00:35:42,505
we'd be done with
530
00:35:42,978 --> 00:35:45,102
all those irresponsible ejaculations.
531
00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:48,910
- If they're serious, then...
- You can't sterilize all men.
532
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:52,276
Sure you can. Because the thing
is, you can always reverse it.
533
00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:56,706
They can just see the doctor.
Chop, chop.
534
00:35:56,861 --> 00:36:00,133
Go back when they want kids.
Chop, chop.
535
00:36:00,513 --> 00:36:06,056
Then they can pump in as much
sperm and cum and babies as they like.
536
00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:09,499
- It's absolutely brilliant.
- It won't work.
537
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:11,995
It's child abuse.
538
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:16,432
But jeez, we're already snipping up
little boys' pee-pees like it's nothing.
539
00:36:17,506 --> 00:36:23,420
I mean, compared to what we go
through, with pills that make you bipolar,
540
00:36:23,526 --> 00:36:27,823
IUDs that have to be surgically
implanted in your kitty...
541
00:36:28,850 --> 00:36:30,689
And what about all the abortions?
542
00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:34,700
What about this?
I can't have an abortion.
543
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:37,161
I'll be flat out in a hospital bed,
544
00:36:37,186 --> 00:36:41,399
torn apart from clit to asshole,
shitting myself for 19 hours.
545
00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:44,253
That'll be a treat.
I'm so looking forward to it. Hurray!
546
00:36:44,646 --> 00:36:47,419
A vasectomy is nothing!
547
00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:48,839
No.
548
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,062
True enough.
549
00:36:51,087 --> 00:36:52,385
It'll never happen
550
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,972
in the patriarchate.
551
00:36:53,997 --> 00:36:55,580
- Patriarchy.
- Right, patriarchy.
552
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:23,500
If you still want to give it away after
birth, it will be placed in a foster home
553
00:37:23,739 --> 00:37:28,586
for a couple of months to give you time
to think it over, maybe change your mind.
554
00:37:29,526 --> 00:37:31,793
Finally it will be handed
over to the adoptive parents.
555
00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:35,673
Sounds good.
556
00:37:36,466 --> 00:37:39,291
I just want to know one thing.
These parents...
557
00:37:40,446 --> 00:37:41,719
I'd prefer...
558
00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:44,553
I'd like it if they're not too rich.
559
00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:47,620
Because it's kind of...
560
00:37:48,293 --> 00:37:51,279
Kids who have too much
money lose touch with reality.
561
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,506
If the parents have many kids,
it might work, could be okay.
562
00:37:56,493 --> 00:38:01,213
But if a couple has loads of money
and just wants to adopt one kid...
563
00:38:01,419 --> 00:38:03,886
I think I'll choose someone else.
564
00:38:04,133 --> 00:38:09,226
But you won't be involved in
the actual choice of adoptive parents.
565
00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:13,475
We'll handle that part.
But we will listen to your wishes.
566
00:38:13,589 --> 00:38:16,609
So I don't have any say
about where the kid will end up?
567
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:21,340
We will listen to your wishes.
Try to make it happen.
568
00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:23,252
I won't get to meet them, like?
569
00:38:23,661 --> 00:38:25,240
No, but the child...
570
00:38:25,473 --> 00:38:27,806
But how can I know they're
not Nazi paedophiles?
571
00:38:29,753 --> 00:38:32,113
Well, it's an extensive process.
572
00:38:32,213 --> 00:38:33,606
So I just have to trust you?
573
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:44,380
PRE-ADOPTION COURSE
574
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,006
Hey, Rakel! Hi.
575
00:39:13,966 --> 00:39:16,566
It's been ages. How are you?
576
00:39:16,686 --> 00:39:18,319
How are things in graphic design?
577
00:39:18,506 --> 00:39:19,746
I dropped out.
578
00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:23,746
There was so much
stress with, well...
579
00:39:24,545 --> 00:39:25,839
Basically the whole thing.
580
00:39:26,011 --> 00:39:27,011
Okay?
581
00:39:27,793 --> 00:39:29,066
So what's happening?
582
00:39:31,373 --> 00:39:32,533
I'm pregnant.
583
00:39:32,887 --> 00:39:34,079
Seven months pregnant.
584
00:39:36,473 --> 00:39:37,573
- No?
- Yeah.
585
00:39:38,647 --> 00:39:39,933
I didn't even notice.
586
00:39:40,246 --> 00:39:42,766
- Suddenly there's a kid in there.
- That's not possible!
587
00:39:43,566 --> 00:39:44,760
It is.
588
00:39:47,253 --> 00:39:48,433
Who's the father?
589
00:39:48,873 --> 00:39:49,973
Dick Jesus.
590
00:39:50,099 --> 00:39:52,060
- Dick...?
- Jesus.
591
00:39:52,272 --> 00:39:53,539
Dick Jesus?
592
00:39:54,359 --> 00:39:55,419
Who's that?
593
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,419
Someone who doesn't
wanna deal with it.
594
00:40:01,373 --> 00:40:02,483
But Rakel,
595
00:40:03,380 --> 00:40:04,828
how is that even...
596
00:40:04,853 --> 00:40:08,373
- No, you must be kidding.
- I'm not kidding, no.
597
00:40:08,886 --> 00:40:09,886
So...
598
00:40:10,713 --> 00:40:12,193
I thought maybe...
599
00:40:12,806 --> 00:40:14,339
You and Stian, you've...
600
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:15,773
You've like...
601
00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:17,779
You've tried...
602
00:40:18,779 --> 00:40:20,080
To have kids.
603
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:21,786
Yeah.
604
00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:23,781
So I thought...
605
00:40:23,806 --> 00:40:26,579
Is it something you're still trying
to do, or have you...
606
00:40:27,819 --> 00:40:28,899
shelved it?
607
00:40:29,586 --> 00:40:32,332
- We're ready.
- Right, I'm coming.
608
00:40:35,859 --> 00:40:38,593
I'm going to L.A.
with Marlene Lindtner.
609
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,766
She's been signed with Warner.
610
00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,872
Wants me to produce her album.
611
00:40:44,227 --> 00:40:45,227
Okay.
612
00:40:46,846 --> 00:40:47,846
Cool.
613
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,020
L.A.
sucks, but it's pretty radical.
614
00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:52,800
So I'm planning to go there.
615
00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,680
That's awesome.
616
00:40:57,373 --> 00:41:01,206
But... So I'll be an aunt, and you'll
be a mum in a couple of months?
617
00:41:02,313 --> 00:41:03,339
Yeah.
618
00:41:03,762 --> 00:41:05,160
But I'm not gonna be a mum.
619
00:41:07,359 --> 00:41:08,633
So, I'm...
620
00:41:08,879 --> 00:41:12,753
Listen, I know it
must be hard, Rakel.
621
00:41:12,993 --> 00:41:15,386
Hey, you know what? Just relax.
622
00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:18,220
It'll be okay.
623
00:41:18,707 --> 00:41:19,875
But...
624
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:24,980
L.A. sounds so awesome.
That's some serious stuff.
625
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,973
- I'll come see you.
- You have to do that.
626
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,306
You're on top of everything.
627
00:41:33,953 --> 00:41:35,466
- Bye!
- Bye.
628
00:41:40,626 --> 00:41:42,180
- Right.
- Sebastian.
629
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,380
Okay.
630
00:41:46,639 --> 00:41:47,706
Hi.
631
00:41:48,285 --> 00:41:49,366
Hi.
632
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,493
I think I'm a bit late.
633
00:41:52,065 --> 00:41:53,380
No problem.
634
00:41:55,287 --> 00:41:56,620
You must be...
635
00:41:59,566 --> 00:42:00,686
Fatima...?
636
00:42:02,246 --> 00:42:03,907
Yeah. Sure. Yep.
637
00:42:04,586 --> 00:42:05,799
- Okay.
- That's me.
638
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:07,592
Right.
639
00:42:09,646 --> 00:42:10,853
What about Zayid?
640
00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:14,420
Right, Zayid. He...
641
00:42:16,013 --> 00:42:17,933
He's at home with a tummy bug.
642
00:42:18,866 --> 00:42:21,532
- Oh, dear.
- He was real sick last night.
643
00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:23,620
That's too bad.
644
00:42:23,866 --> 00:42:26,019
Yeah, it sucks big time.
645
00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:28,818
Right.
646
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,593
Let's say hello to Fatima.
647
00:42:32,286 --> 00:42:35,241
We hope Zayid can be here next time.
648
00:42:36,093 --> 00:42:38,315
We've just completed
the introductions.
649
00:42:38,346 --> 00:42:42,089
So we'll take it from there.
You'll get to know the others.
650
00:42:42,706 --> 00:42:44,819
HEIRLOOM
651
00:42:45,233 --> 00:42:47,260
AND GOLD WATCH
652
00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:50,203
AND HOW MUCH ANTI-WRINKLE CREAM?
653
00:42:57,353 --> 00:43:01,100
HANDCRAFTED SHOES AND
F**KING CREASED TROUSERS?!
654
00:43:01,486 --> 00:43:05,660
OKAY, YOU BLOW TWO GRAND ON A
SILK BLOUSE, AND YOU GO FOR BEIGE?
655
00:43:07,389 --> 00:43:09,309
NO DANDRUFF?
656
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,440
HERE, HAVE SOME!
657
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,693
We're applying in Norway.
658
00:43:24,171 --> 00:43:25,171
Okay.
659
00:43:25,286 --> 00:43:30,046
Then it's possible for the temporary
foster home to use the name you choose.
660
00:43:30,953 --> 00:43:35,035
But it's not a problem if
you need time to find a name.
661
00:43:35,153 --> 00:43:38,915
Yes, because it
does feel a bit strange
662
00:43:39,026 --> 00:43:42,679
to decide on a name
before you've met the child.
663
00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:45,843
But we have to put
it in the application.
664
00:43:45,867 --> 00:43:48,675
For us, it's either
Chrisander or Frimann.
665
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,000
What beautiful names!
666
00:43:50,025 --> 00:43:53,180
You think so?
How kind of you. But we...
667
00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,352
Why are you applying in Norway?
668
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,020
I think we should pick up where we...
669
00:44:01,233 --> 00:44:05,166
I'm not trying to blame anyone.
Zayid and I are also applying in Norway.
670
00:44:06,306 --> 00:44:08,526
But we feel a bit guilty about it.
671
00:44:10,126 --> 00:44:13,033
Whether it's the right
thing to do, like.
672
00:44:13,606 --> 00:44:17,690
There are so many
hellholes around the world.
673
00:44:18,183 --> 00:44:20,776
Shouldn't you fetch
some children there?
674
00:44:21,293 --> 00:44:23,913
Help those who
don't have access to...
675
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,180
Well, food, water, medical
and social services...
676
00:44:28,327 --> 00:44:30,909
Should I try to answer for our part?
677
00:44:32,209 --> 00:44:37,788
We've looked into a foreign application,
but it seems a bit more unpredictable.
678
00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:39,553
Unpredictable how?
679
00:44:40,046 --> 00:44:41,336
Which colour you get?
680
00:44:41,361 --> 00:44:42,439
No.
681
00:44:44,806 --> 00:44:50,540
Diseases, age,
background, history and...
682
00:44:51,793 --> 00:44:56,195
In Russia, there are women who
drink alcohol during pregnancy.
683
00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,113
What do you think Norwegians do?
684
00:44:58,138 --> 00:45:01,133
Adopting here doesn't
mean a white child.
685
00:45:01,433 --> 00:45:04,235
I mean, many children born in Norway...
686
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:09,252
Absolutely, Norwegian born only
means the child is born in Norway.
687
00:45:09,765 --> 00:45:12,198
We've applied both
at home and abroad.
688
00:45:12,658 --> 00:45:14,420
But we have thought about it.
689
00:45:14,811 --> 00:45:18,458
We have one child.
It's easier if the next one is similar.
690
00:45:18,793 --> 00:45:22,260
He or she wouldn't
have to feel so different.
691
00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:26,313
Maybe be bullied at school.
The world is still a racist place.
692
00:45:26,519 --> 00:45:30,765
You'll solve that by adopting a
white kid into your white family?
693
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,760
That's not what I said.
694
00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:37,300
A little bullying at Bolteløkka school
beats never having clean water,
695
00:45:37,420 --> 00:45:40,629
dying of malaria and watching
mum get stabbed to death.
696
00:45:41,723 --> 00:45:43,863
- Excuse me?
- A tiny difference there.
697
00:45:44,273 --> 00:45:48,100
I think that's a rather
racist allegation.
698
00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:52,125
Saying all coloured
children will die of malaria.
699
00:45:52,566 --> 00:45:56,635
- Maybe I'm a racist. Sorry.
- That's not what I meant.
700
00:45:56,753 --> 00:46:01,176
But I think it's a good example.
Then I shouldn't be allowed to adopt.
701
00:46:01,696 --> 00:46:05,216
You know what?
Put that in the application!
702
00:46:05,349 --> 00:46:08,729
If you tick the box marked
"Norwegian", it's "No!"
703
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:10,595
Not allowed. Won't happen.
704
00:46:11,327 --> 00:46:14,000
Racist, racist, racist.
705
00:46:14,913 --> 00:46:16,866
May I ask why your name is Fatima?
706
00:46:17,553 --> 00:46:19,893
Did you change your name as an adult?
707
00:46:20,259 --> 00:46:21,259
No,
708
00:46:21,731 --> 00:46:22,785
I didn't.
709
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:26,946
I'm adopted.
710
00:46:28,173 --> 00:46:29,395
Okay. Excellent.
711
00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:31,893
But now I think we should focus...
712
00:46:32,113 --> 00:46:37,473
Funny you should ask. When you hear my
name is Fatima, you think I'm radicalized.
713
00:46:39,169 --> 00:46:40,830
Hi. Sorry.
714
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:42,903
Thanks, I have to rush.
715
00:47:03,926 --> 00:47:05,866
I wouldn't mind rich parents.
716
00:47:06,399 --> 00:47:07,832
You saw that one couple?
717
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:10,159
Fresh sourdough bread every morning.
718
00:47:10,645 --> 00:47:13,772
When I start a band,
they'll buy everything I need!
719
00:47:14,298 --> 00:47:15,585
But they're racist.
720
00:47:15,692 --> 00:47:17,918
If anyone was racist, it was you.
721
00:47:18,392 --> 00:47:19,625
Shut up.
722
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,400
I think you hate them because
you want me for yourself.
723
00:47:24,766 --> 00:47:28,646
Wanna be my mum, watch
me grow up to be Dick Jesus 2.0.
724
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,126
Yuck! Jeez!
725
00:47:33,132 --> 00:47:34,366
You know what?
726
00:47:34,827 --> 00:47:38,273
I just want to get rid
of you without feeling permanently guilty.
727
00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:41,573
I don't have time for kids.
I need to get a life.
728
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,373
Well, I don't want anything
to do with you either.
729
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:50,346
But who would you want?
730
00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:52,313
If you could choose?
731
00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:56,433
Your sister seems cool.
732
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:57,920
She doesn't have time for you.
733
00:48:03,386 --> 00:48:05,799
Then I'll go for Angelina Jolie.
734
00:48:06,319 --> 00:48:08,245
- Angelina Jolie?
- Yeah.
735
00:48:08,725 --> 00:48:10,705
If she met me, we'd hit it off.
736
00:48:10,819 --> 00:48:12,471
She already has six kids.
737
00:48:12,495 --> 00:48:14,775
Just proves she's a good mum.
738
00:48:14,912 --> 00:48:17,905
She's got plenty of experience.
Plus she's loaded.
739
00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:19,845
Hey!
740
00:48:21,133 --> 00:48:22,253
Hello?
741
00:48:23,966 --> 00:48:26,820
You think I'll go away just
because you put a cup over me?
742
00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:40,486
Rakel?
743
00:48:45,919 --> 00:48:47,653
Gotta stop screwing around, woman!
744
00:49:44,199 --> 00:49:47,273
Rakel! This isn't funny. Let me out!
745
00:50:11,126 --> 00:50:12,693
Sure you don't want to come along?
746
00:50:38,012 --> 00:50:39,246
- Hi.
- Hi.
747
00:50:52,586 --> 00:50:53,593
Oops.
748
00:50:58,386 --> 00:50:59,600
Are you serious?
749
00:51:01,006 --> 00:51:02,220
What about Stian?
750
00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:07,140
- I mentioned it to him.
- Is it okay with him?
751
00:51:07,906 --> 00:51:09,226
Not really.
752
00:51:10,113 --> 00:51:14,560
He already has three kids. We've tried
for years. The doctors say it's possible.
753
00:51:15,879 --> 00:51:17,933
I just have a bad feeling about it.
754
00:51:18,665 --> 00:51:20,566
But are you breaking up?
755
00:51:21,819 --> 00:51:23,279
Do you really mean it?
756
00:51:23,566 --> 00:51:24,593
Yes.
757
00:51:25,153 --> 00:51:28,786
Because I don't know what
it'll be like, how it would work...
758
00:51:29,933 --> 00:51:31,546
And you want to
stay in touch with it?
759
00:51:34,899 --> 00:51:37,659
Well, I suppose I'll be an aunt.
760
00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:42,706
Okay. If we're gonna do this...
761
00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:44,466
How is it done?
762
00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:48,100
- I don't know.
- Haven't you checked?
763
00:51:49,399 --> 00:51:50,399
No, I...
764
00:51:51,453 --> 00:51:53,080
I'm just trying to get rid of it.
765
00:51:53,406 --> 00:51:55,353
- But it might be illegal.
- Huh?
766
00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:58,686
You can't give away
kids just like that.
767
00:51:59,508 --> 00:52:00,653
Why not?
768
00:52:01,273 --> 00:52:03,160
Listen. I'm turning down L.A.
769
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,880
And I'll read a bit about this.
770
00:52:06,633 --> 00:52:08,260
And talk it over with Stian.
771
00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,973
- Okay.
- Mummy.
772
00:52:18,540 --> 00:52:19,606
Auntie.
773
00:52:29,086 --> 00:52:30,553
Wouldn't that be weird?
774
00:52:31,413 --> 00:52:32,753
You said you liked her.
775
00:52:32,866 --> 00:52:35,601
Yeah, but where are
you in the picture?
776
00:52:35,892 --> 00:52:38,526
She'll be my mum,
and you'll be my aunt?
777
00:52:38,752 --> 00:52:42,983
Although you both know
it's the other way around.
778
00:52:43,470 --> 00:52:46,483
Family dinners and
Christmases will get weird!
779
00:52:47,032 --> 00:52:48,506
We don't do family dinners.
780
00:52:49,135 --> 00:52:50,213
Why not?
781
00:52:52,526 --> 00:52:54,659
It'll be a mess.
782
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:59,240
You'll come around and give
me an identity crisis at five.
783
00:52:59,466 --> 00:53:03,760
I'll end up like Dick Jesus.
Lots of random sex, no true connection
784
00:53:03,785 --> 00:53:07,123
because mum made
sure I can't trust anyone.
785
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:09,626
Yeah, but you have to
end up with someone.
786
00:53:09,936 --> 00:53:11,573
Mie is cool as shit.
787
00:53:12,013 --> 00:53:14,173
- Angelina Jolie.
- No.
788
00:53:14,553 --> 00:53:16,173
Come up with something better.
789
00:53:16,638 --> 00:53:18,386
Well, you can stay here.
790
00:53:18,759 --> 00:53:22,640
Lie on the floor, swimming in
spaghetti crusts and old snuff.
791
00:53:22,933 --> 00:53:25,593
Know there's a liver
paste sandwich here?
792
00:53:25,886 --> 00:53:28,440
Sure. Enjoy it when you get out.
793
00:53:28,659 --> 00:53:33,080
Why are you so nasty? If you hadn't
been so nasty, it would work out.
794
00:53:33,383 --> 00:53:36,049
Can't you just shut up? Please?
795
00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:38,329
How long has that
sandwich been there?
796
00:53:38,354 --> 00:53:41,216
Can't you just pick it up and bin it?
797
00:53:41,739 --> 00:53:44,591
Don't just sit there
with your doodles.
798
00:53:44,616 --> 00:53:47,220
Get a grip, for Christ's sake!
799
00:54:23,847 --> 00:54:25,260
- Hi.
- Hi.
800
00:54:27,965 --> 00:54:29,733
Rakel, you've got company.
801
00:54:30,906 --> 00:54:33,379
I've gotta run. But come in.
802
00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:40,286
- Hi there.
- Hi.
803
00:54:45,655 --> 00:54:47,360
Sorry for being a pain in the ass.
804
00:54:48,337 --> 00:54:49,337
I just...
805
00:54:49,846 --> 00:54:51,653
I thought I'd ask.
806
00:54:52,286 --> 00:54:56,000
The last time I asked you
out for coffee it was bad timing.
807
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,293
You said I could try again later.
Was hoping you meant it.
808
00:55:00,306 --> 00:55:02,353
Then you got real pregnant.
809
00:55:02,692 --> 00:55:06,660
And it probably felt
a bit difficult for you.
810
00:55:07,733 --> 00:55:10,840
But I just wanted to say
it's not difficult for me.
811
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,900
Right. I thought you might
need someone to talk to.
812
00:55:16,686 --> 00:55:18,386
And I sort of like you.
813
00:55:19,406 --> 00:55:22,912
So if you feel like having a beer,
no strings attached--
814
00:55:23,385 --> 00:55:25,926
you can't.
But maybe a no strings coffee?
815
00:55:27,619 --> 00:55:28,627
Yeah.
816
00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:30,306
We can have coffee.
817
00:55:30,516 --> 00:55:31,516
Yeah?
818
00:55:32,406 --> 00:55:34,559
- Now?
- Yeah, that's fine.
819
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,760
Right.
820
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:37,560
I just have to...
821
00:55:37,807 --> 00:55:40,480
I'll just fetch... Get my jacket.
822
00:55:43,806 --> 00:55:44,973
Don't come in.
823
00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:46,526
No? Okay. Sorry.
824
00:55:47,053 --> 00:55:48,633
The place is a mess, so...
825
00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:51,633
Yeah, that's... Yes.
826
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,540
Ninjababy? Did you make this?
827
00:55:58,973 --> 00:56:00,553
Don't look at it. It's...
828
00:56:01,746 --> 00:56:03,233
- Private.
- Sorry.
829
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:05,100
But real cool.
830
00:56:16,146 --> 00:56:17,359
Is this me?
831
00:56:18,206 --> 00:56:20,112
- No.
- "Aikido-Mos".
832
00:56:21,659 --> 00:56:24,325
"Smells like butter". You think so?
833
00:56:25,172 --> 00:56:26,448
- Yeah.
- I do?
834
00:56:27,312 --> 00:56:29,061
Well, no. I mean...
835
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,158
It's...
836
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,926
It's just my pregnancy, it's given
me a super-sharp sense of smell.
837
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,706
So everything has a smell.
838
00:56:40,453 --> 00:56:41,840
It's like... Ugh.
839
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,773
But I mean... You smell nice.
840
00:56:44,847 --> 00:56:46,560
- Butter?
- Yeah.
841
00:56:49,087 --> 00:56:50,260
It smells nice.
842
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,586
That baby was cool, though.
843
00:56:56,486 --> 00:56:57,626
Thanks.
844
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,500
I draw a bit too.
845
00:57:01,911 --> 00:57:03,492
Or rather, I paint.
846
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:07,333
- Like art?
- No, it's more like...
847
00:57:08,059 --> 00:57:09,212
Like figures.
848
00:57:10,393 --> 00:57:13,239
- Okay.
- Figures with particular powers,
849
00:57:14,026 --> 00:57:16,120
pieces for a game.
You paint them first.
850
00:57:16,452 --> 00:57:18,775
- Warhammer?
- Kings of War, yeah.
851
00:57:18,986 --> 00:57:20,532
It's almost the same as Warhammer.
852
00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:22,519
You know what it is?
853
00:57:23,145 --> 00:57:24,262
I've played it.
854
00:57:24,678 --> 00:57:27,360
I had a friend in high
school who had it.
855
00:57:27,951 --> 00:57:30,215
- You kidding?
- Goblins are neat.
856
00:57:30,438 --> 00:57:33,095
They're the ones I use. Or used.
857
00:57:33,309 --> 00:57:37,343
But I got trouble with yellow bellies. So I
switched to Undead with unlimited surge.
858
00:57:39,006 --> 00:57:42,060
I'm supposed to be at a tournament.
I'm not going.
859
00:57:42,613 --> 00:57:45,946
But if you'd turned down
the coffee, I'd have gone.
860
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:53,475
It's a tournament,
but it's like private.
861
00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,808
Are you nervous?
862
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:57,800
No, I'm not nervous.
It's not the Olympics.
863
00:57:58,046 --> 00:57:59,519
It's just Henning.
864
00:58:01,953 --> 00:58:03,453
This one's real sick.
865
00:58:04,493 --> 00:58:05,833
That's my commander.
866
00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:09,113
I won a prize for the design.
867
00:58:09,506 --> 00:58:12,192
- You painted it yourself?
- It took me two weeks.
868
00:58:12,478 --> 00:58:13,519
Cool.
869
00:58:14,113 --> 00:58:16,453
I've written a backstory too.
870
00:58:17,172 --> 00:58:18,265
Well, or...
871
00:58:18,504 --> 00:58:19,739
Look at that!
872
00:58:24,926 --> 00:58:27,253
His mother was decapitated
while giving birth to him?
873
00:58:29,499 --> 00:58:32,240
- Dark.
- Yeah, it is a bit violent.
874
00:58:34,892 --> 00:58:36,526
No women here, or...?
875
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:42,000
No, there aren't that many
women in the series I use.
876
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:43,799
Just decapitated mums?
877
00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:48,773
Yeah, it does sound weird
when you put it like that.
878
00:59:00,053 --> 00:59:02,146
- Hi there.
- Hello, senpai.
879
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,146
This is Rakel. Henning, Rakel.
880
00:59:05,799 --> 00:59:07,946
- Are you...?
- No.
881
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,913
Hey, you're getting slaughtered today.
Focus on that.
882
00:59:13,407 --> 00:59:14,826
Hello, boys.
883
00:59:15,426 --> 00:59:16,926
We're ready to roll.
884
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,373
- This is Rakel.
- Hi.
885
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,973
- You're late.
- Sorry. I know.
886
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,993
Something came up.
887
00:59:27,086 --> 00:59:28,780
You chose the left side?
888
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,059
You know it's my side, but...
889
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,240
Sorry.
890
00:59:34,106 --> 00:59:35,420
I'll put my stuff here.
891
00:59:38,886 --> 00:59:40,366
Is that the new Nightstalker?
892
00:59:41,082 --> 00:59:42,147
Real neat.
893
00:59:43,358 --> 00:59:44,666
You need any help?
894
00:59:45,133 --> 00:59:46,593
Rakel can give you a hand.
895
00:59:47,086 --> 00:59:48,333
She's a really great painter.
896
00:59:49,037 --> 00:59:50,259
Draws well too.
897
00:59:50,986 --> 00:59:52,833
She's got a comic book
figure called Ninjababy.
898
00:59:53,926 --> 00:59:55,040
It rocks.
899
00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:57,673
You'd like it. Looks a bit like Bone.
900
01:00:02,126 --> 01:00:03,520
You make comics?
901
01:00:03,849 --> 01:00:04,849
No.
902
01:00:05,087 --> 01:00:06,566
I just draw sometimes.
903
01:00:20,373 --> 01:00:21,740
What does Ninjababy do?
904
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,333
Not that much.
905
01:00:26,485 --> 01:00:27,593
Chills.
906
01:00:28,553 --> 01:00:29,686
Does it have a sword?
907
01:00:31,239 --> 01:00:32,273
No.
908
01:00:34,980 --> 01:00:36,340
You think it should have one?
909
01:00:36,848 --> 01:00:37,848
Yeah.
910
01:00:39,673 --> 01:00:40,840
A katana.
911
01:00:53,879 --> 01:00:55,240
Come on, join us.
912
01:00:56,373 --> 01:00:57,620
No, I'll pass.
913
01:00:58,427 --> 01:00:59,586
Come on.
914
01:01:09,426 --> 01:01:12,666
Yes! Blood and suffering!
915
01:01:19,326 --> 01:01:21,346
Boom! Okay.
916
01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:29,680
- Oh, have you read this one?
- No.
917
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,713
It's sort of
918
01:01:34,026 --> 01:01:35,940
like autobiography-ish.
919
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,066
Kinda hard to describe.
920
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,746
But it's a love story, coming of age.
921
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:43,980
He grows up in a Christian family.
922
01:01:44,346 --> 01:01:47,366
Finds out he's not that
religious, falls in love...
923
01:01:50,793 --> 01:01:54,566
- Maybe it sounds a bit boring?
- No. No, no. It's not...
924
01:01:55,433 --> 01:01:57,740
Not that many decapitations
during childbirth.
925
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:21,586
- Are you okay?
- Sure, I'm just a bit...
926
01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:26,153
- Does it hurt?
- No, it just feels a bit weird.
927
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,259
Right. I get it.
928
01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:38,260
Don't you think it's weird?
929
01:02:39,253 --> 01:02:40,473
This whole thing?
930
01:02:41,020 --> 01:02:42,020
No.
931
01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:43,759
Why not?
932
01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:45,626
I don't know.
933
01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:54,900
I wanted to get to know you anyway,
so it would be uncool to change my mind
934
01:02:55,020 --> 01:02:56,680
just because you're pregnant.
935
01:02:57,820 --> 01:03:01,720
All the reasons why I
liked you are still the same.
936
01:03:03,820 --> 01:03:05,580
You don't know anything about me.
937
01:03:06,151 --> 01:03:07,673
I know quite a lot.
938
01:03:08,020 --> 01:03:11,973
We've had sex once,
and met like two times.
939
01:03:12,046 --> 01:03:13,046
Three.
940
01:03:13,539 --> 01:03:14,685
Three times?
941
01:03:19,079 --> 01:03:20,079
Okay.
942
01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:23,359
Okay what?
You want a list of what I know about you?
943
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:31,060
Not if it turns out you're a star psycho
who's been stalking me for years.
944
01:03:32,253 --> 01:03:36,333
No, but we've been out.
I know you get drunk pretty easily.
945
01:03:36,726 --> 01:03:38,166
And you don't have
946
01:03:39,126 --> 01:03:40,553
a great deal of money.
947
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:42,013
And
948
01:03:42,612 --> 01:03:44,940
you hate ABBA, and love beer.
949
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:54,459
I know you're willing to try aikido,
even though you think it's goofy.
950
01:03:57,099 --> 01:03:59,693
Which means you're open-minded,
951
01:04:00,221 --> 01:04:01,606
willing to try new things.
952
01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:03,668
You can
953
01:04:04,358 --> 01:04:06,259
talk pretty freely about poo.
954
01:04:10,499 --> 01:04:12,880
I've been to an
abortion clinic with you,
955
01:04:13,846 --> 01:04:16,613
so I know that though
you try to act cool,
956
01:04:16,740 --> 01:04:19,749
you're human enough to
not want to go there alone.
957
01:04:22,346 --> 01:04:23,700
I know that you like drawing,
958
01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:26,013
and that you're really good at it.
959
01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:32,620
I know that if you want to, something
you've made can end up in a comic store
960
01:04:32,679 --> 01:04:34,652
and mean a lot to
someone who reads it.
961
01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:40,686
And I know you're pregnant.
962
01:04:42,740 --> 01:04:45,693
Seven or eight months pregnant.
It probably sucks, but...
963
01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:49,060
It's not the first thing I
think about when I see you.
964
01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:53,820
My first thought is,
"Wow, she's stunning!"
965
01:04:58,527 --> 01:05:00,040
"I've had sex with her."
966
01:05:04,786 --> 01:05:06,193
This is making me horny.
967
01:05:48,260 --> 01:05:49,433
Hi.
968
01:05:49,647 --> 01:05:50,753
Hi.
969
01:05:50,899 --> 01:05:51,993
Or good morning.
970
01:05:55,533 --> 01:05:56,780
I've made breakfast.
971
01:05:58,226 --> 01:05:59,400
You want a fried egg?
972
01:05:59,980 --> 01:06:01,126
Yes, please.
973
01:06:08,807 --> 01:06:09,846
Thanks.
974
01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:14,126
What a treat.
975
01:06:16,886 --> 01:06:18,013
I'll get it.
976
01:06:20,347 --> 01:06:21,459
This is...
977
01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,020
Want some coffee?
978
01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:38,946
Coffee.
979
01:06:45,633 --> 01:06:47,473
- No.
- I've changed my mind.
980
01:06:52,532 --> 01:06:56,259
I've thought about this
thing, and it's real sick.
981
01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:58,701
But it's somehow existential too.
982
01:06:58,926 --> 01:07:01,346
After you came to see me, I went
983
01:07:01,486 --> 01:07:06,323
to grandma's house in Ås,
tried to gather my thoughts.
984
01:07:06,910 --> 01:07:11,930
Then something really weird
happened one evening. Like...
985
01:07:12,466 --> 01:07:15,840
It was like someone
shouted to me from the forest.
986
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:21,915
I tried to get closer to see what it
was, and the closer I got, the more I got
987
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:26,500
the feeling that someone was
keeping an eye on me, observing me.
988
01:07:28,580 --> 01:07:33,593
I didn't see anyone. Suddenly it
was like something gripped my guts.
989
01:07:34,193 --> 01:07:35,660
"It has to be the baby."
990
01:07:38,479 --> 01:07:43,040
My unborn child came to
me to tell me that I'd regret it.
991
01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:49,420
Okay, I know I sound
like a new age freak.
992
01:07:49,593 --> 01:07:51,126
But suddenly I knew.
993
01:07:51,699 --> 01:07:52,859
Knew what?
994
01:07:53,053 --> 01:07:54,539
That I want this child.
995
01:07:56,620 --> 01:07:57,926
Have you lost your mind?
996
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:01,706
I mean, I've already
arranged everything.
997
01:08:02,065 --> 01:08:03,065
Okay?
998
01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:05,220
But... But I'm still the dad.
999
01:08:06,732 --> 01:08:07,879
Yeah.
1000
01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:10,153
Yeah? So I've got rights.
1001
01:08:10,733 --> 01:08:11,780
I wouldn't know.
1002
01:08:11,953 --> 01:08:17,500
I think so. I don't think you can
put the kid up for adoption if I say no.
1003
01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:18,993
I can google it.
1004
01:08:19,191 --> 01:08:20,466
Ingrid, don't.
1005
01:08:20,498 --> 01:08:21,846
Just don't.
1006
01:08:24,073 --> 01:08:25,073
Right.
1007
01:08:25,213 --> 01:08:26,326
You know what?
1008
01:08:27,286 --> 01:08:28,566
But you don't want kids.
1009
01:08:29,780 --> 01:08:32,599
I just think I could
make a good father.
1010
01:08:33,033 --> 01:08:35,653
What's more, I think you and
I could make good parents.
1011
01:08:36,819 --> 01:08:38,948
We'll move to Ås. I'm serious.
1012
01:08:38,972 --> 01:08:41,100
Grandma's in a nursing home.
1013
01:08:41,219 --> 01:08:46,523
We can move in, be parents. Raise
this kid, who'll turn out to be awesome.
1014
01:08:47,940 --> 01:08:52,166
Like, we don't have to...
Don't have to be a couple per se.
1015
01:08:52,519 --> 01:08:54,366
I don't know. We can just live there.
1016
01:08:54,722 --> 01:08:57,019
Have sex if that's what we want.
1017
01:08:57,340 --> 01:09:00,220
We'll sort it out.
We won't regret it.
1018
01:09:00,313 --> 01:09:04,993
Have you ever met a mum or a dad
who says, "Oh, I regret having kids?"
1019
01:09:05,106 --> 01:09:06,876
No, they can't admit it.
1020
01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:10,076
No, it's because it's
impossible to regret it.
1021
01:09:11,566 --> 01:09:16,426
It's like life-changing,
self-fulfilling, existential and...
1022
01:09:17,740 --> 01:09:20,740
I just think it would
be so good for me.
1023
01:09:20,879 --> 01:09:24,593
For you too.
I just think it's something we gotta do.
1024
01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:29,166
Look, I'm not having a baby with you.
1025
01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:32,299
Why not, Rakel?
1026
01:09:33,046 --> 01:09:36,266
There's obviously
something going on between you and me.
1027
01:09:36,966 --> 01:09:37,966
There is.
1028
01:09:38,513 --> 01:09:40,180
It's not that long since we...
1029
01:09:40,986 --> 01:09:42,053
I mean...
1030
01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:46,020
- Okay, I should leave.
- Stay.
1031
01:09:46,147 --> 01:09:48,160
But you seem to
have a lot to talk about.
1032
01:09:49,399 --> 01:09:51,746
Sorry, are you Rakel's boyfriend?
1033
01:09:52,225 --> 01:09:54,600
Hi, I'm Mos.
No, we're not together.
1034
01:09:56,740 --> 01:10:00,813
Aren't you the guy from
that aikido gym at Helsfyr?
1035
01:10:01,993 --> 01:10:04,713
- Uh, yeah.
- I've been a student of yours.
1036
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:09,679
How does it go? Ugetsu, ugo... omo...
1037
01:10:10,726 --> 01:10:13,695
I just wanted to
fight with those staffs.
1038
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:18,786
Hey, we were having a great time here.
Mos had whipped up a wonderful breakfast.
1039
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,293
You know what? Get lost.
1040
01:10:21,317 --> 01:10:25,275
Check out the nearest kindergarten.
You don't want this.
1041
01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:29,700
That's the point. I really don't
want to, that's why I have to.
1042
01:10:29,993 --> 01:10:31,363
- Get it?
- No.
1043
01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:43,493
- Hey, listen...
- This isn't a good time.
1044
01:10:43,780 --> 01:10:47,140
I can become a foster
parent, then adopt later.
1045
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:50,653
Might not have to because
you aren't that fucked up.
1046
01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:52,186
- Hi.
- Hello.
1047
01:10:53,626 --> 01:10:56,253
This is Mie, she's going to adopt.
1048
01:10:56,599 --> 01:10:59,453
- Oh, is that so?
- It's complicated.
1049
01:11:00,146 --> 01:11:02,926
You can't just adopt like that, so...
1050
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,380
Who are you?
1051
01:11:05,740 --> 01:11:08,500
Well, I'm the child's dad.
1052
01:11:09,706 --> 01:11:11,800
I see. So you're Dick Jesus?
1053
01:11:12,353 --> 01:11:13,853
Yeah, apparently.
1054
01:11:14,660 --> 01:11:16,046
I have to go to work.
1055
01:11:16,586 --> 01:11:18,980
We're having a conversation here.
1056
01:11:19,112 --> 01:11:22,066
Well, I have to
get out of here, or...
1057
01:11:22,326 --> 01:11:24,755
Leave! Out! All of you! Bye!
1058
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:27,780
But you have to tell her
she can't have the kid.
1059
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:29,666
Of course she's gonna have the kid!
1060
01:11:29,822 --> 01:11:31,933
You can't just come here and...
1061
01:11:32,593 --> 01:11:37,316
She's turned down a job in fucking
L.A., broken up with her boyfriend and...
1062
01:11:37,706 --> 01:11:39,709
You can't just spring this on me now!
1063
01:11:40,567 --> 01:11:43,431
You sprung it on me
just a few weeks ago!
1064
01:11:44,113 --> 01:11:46,315
Right.
I just took some time to think.
1065
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:50,520
Suddenly you've given it to
someone you found at Walmart!
1066
01:11:50,921 --> 01:11:53,555
- Excuse me?
- She's my half-sister.
1067
01:11:53,868 --> 01:11:57,980
- She's had loads of shit with her ovaries.
- Leave that part out.
1068
01:11:58,181 --> 01:12:00,427
Okay, I'm sorry to hear that.
1069
01:12:00,934 --> 01:12:03,102
Didn't you talk to
him before asking me?
1070
01:12:03,127 --> 01:12:08,003
Sure I talked to him, but now
he's got this sick revelation!
1071
01:12:08,626 --> 01:12:13,360
I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry
for having a sense of responsibility.
1072
01:12:13,853 --> 01:12:17,533
I think you need to sort this out.
We'll talk later.
1073
01:12:19,533 --> 01:12:21,940
What's wrong? What's going on?
1074
01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:25,900
Rakel. Oh, come on, Rakel.
1075
01:12:26,026 --> 01:12:28,306
Why do you always make a huge...
1076
01:12:28,331 --> 01:12:29,526
Shut up!
1077
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:35,160
- Oh, Shit. This is...
- Has her water broken?
1078
01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:37,206
- Get the car!
- Okay, right.
1079
01:12:38,553 --> 01:12:40,693
Have you packed your maternity bags?
1080
01:12:40,718 --> 01:12:43,206
Where... It's way too early!
1081
01:12:55,373 --> 01:12:58,040
It's to the right. Through there.
1082
01:12:59,906 --> 01:13:03,866
- Is it this way?
- It's easier if we work together.
1083
01:13:05,980 --> 01:13:07,973
I'll go find a doctor or something.
1084
01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:12,186
- Hi.
- Hi, Rakel.
1085
01:13:12,980 --> 01:13:15,360
- You had pains?
- Yes, some.
1086
01:13:15,526 --> 01:13:18,633
- Are you feeling better?
- No, she's not.
1087
01:13:19,947 --> 01:13:21,580
Could you please come with me?
1088
01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:25,606
Right, I'm coming along.
1089
01:13:38,313 --> 01:13:39,806
Is there something wrong?
1090
01:13:42,087 --> 01:13:44,260
The heartbeat is still fine.
1091
01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:47,166
But...
1092
01:13:47,379 --> 01:13:48,713
We'll run some tests.
1093
01:13:51,299 --> 01:13:52,433
Right.
1094
01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:06,893
Hey? What's going on?
1095
01:14:07,106 --> 01:14:08,179
They don't know.
1096
01:14:08,972 --> 01:14:11,086
They have to run a
few tests and so on first.
1097
01:14:12,413 --> 01:14:15,366
They say I have to stay
here until they get the results.
1098
01:14:17,340 --> 01:14:19,840
Hey, it's okay.
I'll stay here with you.
1099
01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:22,133
I think I'd rather be alone.
1100
01:14:23,279 --> 01:14:24,413
Alright.
1101
01:14:27,093 --> 01:14:28,366
We can stay.
1102
01:14:29,246 --> 01:14:31,326
It's okay. I'm just a bit tired.
1103
01:14:33,595 --> 01:14:35,280
I can give you a lift home.
1104
01:14:35,913 --> 01:14:37,395
That would be great.
1105
01:14:37,486 --> 01:14:39,600
Maybe you could drive me to Ås?
1106
01:14:41,033 --> 01:14:42,766
To Ås? Sure.
1107
01:14:43,713 --> 01:14:44,826
Nice.
1108
01:14:45,598 --> 01:14:46,726
Shotgun.
1109
01:15:45,379 --> 01:15:46,500
It'll be alright.
1110
01:15:47,163 --> 01:15:48,245
Yeah.
1111
01:15:48,660 --> 01:15:50,613
Just cross my fingers
and hope it's dead.
1112
01:15:51,437 --> 01:15:52,402
Huh?
1113
01:15:52,427 --> 01:15:53,486
Get it over with.
1114
01:15:56,126 --> 01:15:57,240
I've killed it.
1115
01:15:58,960 --> 01:15:59,942
No.
1116
01:15:59,967 --> 01:16:01,686
Yes, I have.
1117
01:16:04,786 --> 01:16:05,886
I can tell.
1118
01:16:06,859 --> 01:16:08,553
Feel it's about to die.
1119
01:16:11,606 --> 01:16:12,693
Stop it.
1120
01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:17,400
And that's what I wanted.
1121
01:16:19,213 --> 01:16:20,526
I wanted it to die.
1122
01:16:21,726 --> 01:16:23,920
- It's not the same.
- No.
1123
01:16:24,233 --> 01:16:26,319
Even though it's dead,
I have to give birth to it.
1124
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:29,179
Squeeze out this tiny corpse.
1125
01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:35,900
I'm the one who killed it.
Being so damn nasty. Getting shitfaced.
1126
01:16:36,426 --> 01:16:38,506
Doing drugs. Screwing around.
1127
01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:42,073
Like, totally fucking hopeless.
1128
01:16:43,073 --> 01:16:45,413
Never seeing anything through.
1129
01:16:45,746 --> 01:16:50,873
Just wasting my life
doodling shitty stick figures.
1130
01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:53,366
No wonder the kid's sick.
1131
01:16:53,885 --> 01:16:55,620
Rakel, don't say that.
1132
01:16:56,633 --> 01:16:59,100
I know you think this is your fault.
1133
01:16:59,306 --> 01:17:01,020
That it makes you a bad person.
1134
01:17:01,146 --> 01:17:03,333
But you have to stop hating yourself.
1135
01:17:33,740 --> 01:17:36,393
How are you feeling?
Let me know if there's anything I can do.
1136
01:18:35,220 --> 01:18:38,806
Who can sail without wind...
1137
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:43,160
Who can row without oars...
1138
01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:45,973
Why don't you like me?
1139
01:18:46,766 --> 01:18:47,940
I like you.
1140
01:18:48,093 --> 01:18:50,299
I've been a cool foetus.
1141
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:52,260
Didn't make too much hassle.
1142
01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:56,220
Didn't make you fat or sick.
Tried to be your friend.
1143
01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:59,386
You poison me, and now
you're giving me away!
1144
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,720
I feel like shit!
1145
01:19:02,893 --> 01:19:04,226
I know how you feel.
1146
01:19:05,715 --> 01:19:08,019
I can't take it anymore.
1147
01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:13,106
No...
1148
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:18,746
No!
1149
01:19:24,940 --> 01:19:26,040
Are you okay?
1150
01:19:27,947 --> 01:19:30,146
Excuse me? We need some help here.
1151
01:19:31,153 --> 01:19:33,193
Excuse me? We need help.
1152
01:19:43,260 --> 01:19:44,420
No!
1153
01:20:35,126 --> 01:20:36,593
- Hi.
- Hi.
1154
01:20:37,959 --> 01:20:39,259
She's just slept.
1155
01:20:40,435 --> 01:20:42,919
- Isn't that a good sign?
- Yes.
1156
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:44,600
Rakel?
1157
01:20:45,082 --> 01:20:46,561
- You've got company.
- Hi.
1158
01:20:49,766 --> 01:20:52,300
I have to go, but I'll be back soon.
Okay?
1159
01:21:01,180 --> 01:21:02,306
See you.
1160
01:21:04,166 --> 01:21:05,413
- Bye.
- Bye.
1161
01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:35,466
I thought about what you said
about the lack of women in the army.
1162
01:21:36,953 --> 01:21:39,613
I tried to get hold of one.
Wasn't easy.
1163
01:21:39,731 --> 01:21:42,373
I managed to swap
another piece for this.
1164
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,206
I've painted it myself.
1165
01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:48,212
This is Leila.
1166
01:21:48,652 --> 01:21:51,706
Leila was abandoned as a child.
1167
01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:55,880
She was found by a general who'd
lost his pregnant wife in the war.
1168
01:22:00,593 --> 01:22:05,173
The general takes Leila
and raises her like his own.
1169
01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:10,226
When Leila grows up,
she wants to join the army.
1170
01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:14,580
But her father won't let
her because she's a woman.
1171
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:21,413
So what Leila does,
is fake her own death.
1172
01:22:22,273 --> 01:22:25,980
She goes undercover as a
man to muscle in on the business.
1173
01:22:26,433 --> 01:22:29,633
She rises through
the ranks for 15 years.
1174
01:22:29,773 --> 01:22:35,953
Finally she becomes second in command
to the general, and who's the general?
1175
01:22:36,973 --> 01:22:40,900
- Her father.
- So Leila has to kill her father.
1176
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,699
Which she does
1177
01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:45,020
to become general.
1178
01:22:45,045 --> 01:22:47,185
Then she reveals it to them.
1179
01:22:47,334 --> 01:22:48,334
"Hello?!"
1180
01:22:49,419 --> 01:22:52,300
"I'm a woman. Deal with it, bitches!"
1181
01:22:55,753 --> 01:22:58,513
Now she's sworn to slaughter Henning
1182
01:22:58,740 --> 01:23:03,353
and make sure there's
blood and suffering.
1183
01:23:05,953 --> 01:23:07,280
She's pretty awesome.
1184
01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:11,113
Thanks.
1185
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,600
Looks like the kid's doing fine.
1186
01:23:21,626 --> 01:23:22,966
Seems like a cool kid.
1187
01:23:38,353 --> 01:23:39,620
How are you feeling?
1188
01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:43,133
I don't know.
1189
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:45,400
This is weird.
1190
01:23:45,986 --> 01:23:47,053
Yeah.
1191
01:23:48,559 --> 01:23:50,006
I know what you mean.
1192
01:23:50,931 --> 01:23:52,266
I'm a chick, though.
1193
01:23:52,672 --> 01:23:54,172
That was a surprise.
1194
01:23:54,579 --> 01:23:55,939
Thought I was a dude.
1195
01:23:56,140 --> 01:23:57,493
I thought so too.
1196
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,300
You felt like a dude.
1197
01:23:59,915 --> 01:24:00,915
Nope.
1198
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,380
I've got a full-on
vagina cooking here.
1199
01:24:03,839 --> 01:24:05,959
Ovaries. Double X chromosomes.
1200
01:24:06,272 --> 01:24:08,566
Won't produce a drop
of sperm in my life.
1201
01:24:08,753 --> 01:24:10,226
At least that's a victory.
1202
01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:13,326
What are you lolling about?
1203
01:24:13,413 --> 01:24:14,472
Nothing.
1204
01:24:15,486 --> 01:24:17,906
- I'm just tired.
- You're tired?
1205
01:24:18,633 --> 01:24:21,306
I weigh two grams
and have a lung defect.
1206
01:24:26,006 --> 01:24:27,233
- Hi.
- Hi.
1207
01:24:34,113 --> 01:24:36,086
They say she just
has to lie here until...
1208
01:24:37,067 --> 01:24:39,340
I don't really know.
A while, at least.
1209
01:24:49,947 --> 01:24:51,040
Hi.
1210
01:24:51,412 --> 01:24:52,526
Hi.
1211
01:24:53,659 --> 01:24:55,633
Are you hungry? Would you like...?
1212
01:24:55,658 --> 01:24:56,828
No, I'm good.
1213
01:24:57,459 --> 01:24:59,379
May I? Thanks.
1214
01:25:12,806 --> 01:25:13,806
Right.
1215
01:25:14,406 --> 01:25:16,175
I guess I should leave now.
1216
01:25:16,353 --> 01:25:17,733
Or, I have to go.
1217
01:25:18,890 --> 01:25:19,988
- We can just...
- Okay.
1218
01:25:20,013 --> 01:25:21,639
I'll just... see you out.
1219
01:25:22,839 --> 01:25:24,905
- Hey, thanks.
- Yeah, of course.
1220
01:26:52,953 --> 01:26:55,733
Do I have to?
Can't you give her a bottle?
1221
01:28:47,575 --> 01:28:49,040
Have you thought about...?
1222
01:28:50,126 --> 01:28:51,666
I just want her to be okay.
1223
01:28:53,566 --> 01:28:55,640
I think she'd be better off with you.
1224
01:28:56,231 --> 01:28:57,480
Something about...
1225
01:28:58,106 --> 01:28:59,633
Being close to mum.
1226
01:29:02,973 --> 01:29:05,666
We can go to our place,
see how it works out.
1227
01:29:06,780 --> 01:29:07,926
"Our place"?
1228
01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:11,520
To grandma's house.
1229
01:29:15,086 --> 01:29:17,200
But... Is it because of...
1230
01:29:18,199 --> 01:29:19,680
that guy, Mos?
1231
01:29:20,413 --> 01:29:22,820
He can come and stay. I mean it.
1232
01:29:23,048 --> 01:29:24,179
That's not it.
1233
01:29:25,626 --> 01:29:28,453
- But don't you want...
- I don't want kids.
1234
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:35,680
And yeah, it's a
fucked-up thing to say.
1235
01:29:37,486 --> 01:29:39,313
Probably egotistic as hell, but...
1236
01:29:40,426 --> 01:29:41,500
It's typical.
1237
01:29:42,668 --> 01:29:43,884
That's how I am.
1238
01:29:44,107 --> 01:29:46,261
A fucking egotistic crappy person.
1239
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:53,126
I mean, I can look at her,
hold her, and still think...
1240
01:29:53,413 --> 01:29:55,620
"Dammit, I don't want kids."
1241
01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,113
Then you shouldn't have kids.
1242
01:29:59,759 --> 01:30:01,240
Shouldn't raise children.
1243
01:30:01,486 --> 01:30:03,733
You're not a crappy person.
1244
01:30:08,206 --> 01:30:11,026
I'm sure you'd make an awesome mum.
1245
01:30:11,051 --> 01:30:13,246
But I have zero desire to be a mum.
1246
01:30:14,486 --> 01:30:16,040
It's never been on my list.
1247
01:30:23,094 --> 01:30:24,407
Can't you just take her?
1248
01:30:26,627 --> 01:30:29,094
- I'm a crappy person too.
- Yeah.
1249
01:30:30,294 --> 01:30:32,114
I'm not saying it's ideal.
1250
01:30:35,352 --> 01:30:38,200
But you like yourself as a dad.
1251
01:30:40,167 --> 01:30:42,094
That's how the whole thing started.
1252
01:30:45,266 --> 01:30:47,673
That you saw yourself as a dad,
1253
01:30:47,939 --> 01:30:50,000
liked the person
you saw in the mirror.
1254
01:30:57,613 --> 01:30:59,066
So what's her name?
1255
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:01,486
I have no idea.
1256
01:31:03,620 --> 01:31:07,093
I can take her, but I think you
should find a name for her first.
1257
01:31:19,433 --> 01:31:20,826
Hi there, Ninjababy.
1258
01:31:22,799 --> 01:31:24,241
I'm gonna give you a name.
1259
01:31:24,486 --> 01:31:25,772
I'm Ninjababy.
1260
01:31:26,201 --> 01:31:27,726
You need a real name.
1261
01:31:28,947 --> 01:31:30,154
I think it rocks.
1262
01:31:33,266 --> 01:31:36,293
Okay, I'm gonna find a name for you,
1263
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:38,926
then you'll go home with Dick Jesus.
1264
01:31:39,740 --> 01:31:42,193
Hey? Hello? It's Are.
1265
01:31:42,566 --> 01:31:43,576
Sorry.
1266
01:31:43,694 --> 01:31:44,746
Are.
1267
01:31:46,973 --> 01:31:48,426
Is that okay with you?
1268
01:31:48,726 --> 01:31:51,513
If he burns the "Blaze the Lord" poster.
1269
01:31:51,893 --> 01:31:54,520
Gotta burn the "Blaze the Lord" poster.
1270
01:31:55,235 --> 01:31:56,273
Okay.
1271
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:58,413
So what should my name be?
1272
01:31:58,940 --> 01:32:00,820
What about Angelina?
1273
01:32:01,059 --> 01:32:02,460
- No.
- Please?
1274
01:32:04,453 --> 01:32:05,566
Pretty please?
1275
01:32:10,381 --> 01:32:11,527
Her name's Nina.
1276
01:32:14,407 --> 01:32:15,581
Nina Bibbi.
1277
01:32:17,260 --> 01:32:18,653
You said I could choose.
1278
01:32:19,666 --> 01:32:20,866
Yeah, I did.
1279
01:32:24,293 --> 01:32:26,220
Nina Bibbi Lindeberg, right?
1280
01:32:27,354 --> 01:32:29,320
Ninabibbi Lindeberg.
1281
01:32:31,306 --> 01:32:32,473
Perfect.
1282
01:33:55,707 --> 01:33:56,826
Hi.
1283
01:34:32,586 --> 01:34:34,093
That's a funny baby.
1284
01:34:35,946 --> 01:34:37,326
Let's see...
1285
01:34:41,785 --> 01:34:42,861
Nice?
1286
01:34:42,893 --> 01:34:44,548
Look! A dark cloud!
1287
01:34:44,639 --> 01:34:45,912
Yes, a cloud.
1288
01:34:46,688 --> 01:34:48,848
- Look!
- Yes, isn't it funny?
1289
01:34:50,233 --> 01:34:53,200
- A tomato!
- Yes, that's right.
1290
01:34:54,305 --> 01:35:54,665
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