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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:05,165 [sadie] alright, everyone, who's ready to sweat? 2 00:00:05,189 --> 00:00:07,323 Five, six... 3 00:00:07,358 --> 00:00:09,458 Five, six, seven, eight... 4 00:00:09,494 --> 00:00:12,928 [music throbbing] 5 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:20,903 [♪♪♪] 6 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:31,247 [♪♪♪] 7 00:00:34,385 --> 00:00:38,888 [♪♪♪] 8 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:47,296 okay, ladies, this time is for you. 9 00:00:48,864 --> 00:00:50,397 Be in the moment. 10 00:00:50,422 --> 00:00:52,990 And love yourself! 11 00:00:55,072 --> 00:00:56,205 Alright, nana. 12 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,072 You're looking good. 13 00:00:57,108 --> 00:00:59,052 I can't wait to see you in a bikini. 14 00:00:59,076 --> 00:01:00,876 Oh, my bikini days are over, 15 00:01:00,912 --> 00:01:02,945 but with these moves... 16 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,947 My sex life is on fire. 17 00:01:05,049 --> 00:01:05,915 [laughs] 18 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:07,082 don't hate the player, 19 00:01:07,118 --> 00:01:08,451 hate the game, ladies. 20 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:10,052 April, stay with me, alright? 21 00:01:10,077 --> 00:01:11,507 We only have a few more minutes. 22 00:01:11,532 --> 00:01:12,824 And pull up. 23 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,458 Kick. 24 00:01:14,792 --> 00:01:16,759 [siren wailing] 25 00:01:18,296 --> 00:01:19,762 [carol] right on time. 26 00:01:20,765 --> 00:01:22,565 [sirens wailing] 27 00:01:25,303 --> 00:01:29,538 [♪♪♪] 28 00:01:29,574 --> 00:01:30,706 and lift. 29 00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:31,707 Kick. 30 00:01:31,742 --> 00:01:32,675 Sadie smith, 31 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:33,776 you're under arrest. 32 00:01:33,811 --> 00:01:34,710 [sadie] what's going on? 33 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:36,690 [nana] officer, is this really necessary? 34 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:38,292 It's okay, nana. I've got this. 35 00:01:38,316 --> 00:01:40,850 Well, I am calling the mayor right away. 36 00:01:40,885 --> 00:01:42,117 What's going on? 37 00:01:42,153 --> 00:01:44,553 [April] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 38 00:01:44,589 --> 00:01:45,710 You did this? 39 00:01:45,997 --> 00:01:47,363 I tried to warn you. 40 00:01:50,761 --> 00:01:55,831 [♪♪♪] 41 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:58,200 [tape rewinding] 42 00:02:00,838 --> 00:02:03,105 [♪♪♪] 43 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:05,108 [sadie] girl, you know I needed to get away 44 00:02:05,133 --> 00:02:06,065 from that desert heat. 45 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:07,768 Talk about drying up and turning into dust. 46 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:09,060 You know, at least here, 47 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,312 I can start over, 48 00:02:10,348 --> 00:02:13,749 maybe free these people from these kooky lives. 49 00:02:13,784 --> 00:02:14,569 I don't know. 50 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:16,634 Anyway, I'm pulling up. Wish me luck. 51 00:02:17,855 --> 00:02:21,757 [♪♪♪] 52 00:02:25,029 --> 00:02:28,731 [♪♪♪] 53 00:02:34,514 --> 00:02:36,425 [sadie] thank you for agreeing to show me the space. 54 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:37,794 [mayor] is it everything you expected? 55 00:02:37,819 --> 00:02:39,185 It's more. 56 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:40,943 The light, the energy. 57 00:02:40,978 --> 00:02:42,623 Are you okay if I put up mirrors? 58 00:02:42,647 --> 00:02:44,480 Yeah. I don't see why not. 59 00:02:44,515 --> 00:02:45,648 You're a yoga teacher? 60 00:02:45,683 --> 00:02:46,683 Not really. 61 00:02:46,817 --> 00:02:48,795 I teach fitness classes for the mind and body. 62 00:02:48,819 --> 00:02:50,286 A little dancing, 63 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:51,321 a little pilates, 64 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:54,490 and a few spicy pole moves sprinkled on top. 65 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:55,592 Pole? 66 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:56,892 As in pole dancing? 67 00:02:56,928 --> 00:02:59,428 Don't knock it till you try it. 68 00:03:00,565 --> 00:03:02,331 Why luton, new hampshire? 69 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:05,100 Well, it checked all of my small-business boxes. 70 00:03:05,202 --> 00:03:06,435 Affluent area. 71 00:03:06,504 --> 00:03:07,636 Safe. 72 00:03:07,672 --> 00:03:09,271 Absolutely no competition. 73 00:03:09,373 --> 00:03:10,839 You're a savvy entrepreneur. 74 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:12,653 We need more of you in this town. 75 00:03:12,677 --> 00:03:13,876 You're gonna love it here. 76 00:03:13,978 --> 00:03:15,656 Do you want to see the office? 77 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,280 - Yes. - Let's go. 78 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,431 And it has a separate entrance 79 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:25,599 from the parking area in the back. 80 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:28,691 Are you okay if I install some security cameras back here? 81 00:03:28,726 --> 00:03:30,404 Sure. This is a quiet area, though. 82 00:03:30,428 --> 00:03:31,994 We don't get much crime. 83 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:33,707 I'm not just a real-estate agent, 84 00:03:33,731 --> 00:03:35,698 I'm also a very proud mayor. 85 00:03:37,368 --> 00:03:39,313 Does the office share a wall with the place next door? 86 00:03:39,337 --> 00:03:40,269 Yeah, just one. 87 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,424 It's a small hair salon on the other side. 88 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:43,650 Oh, but if you're playing loud music... 89 00:03:43,674 --> 00:03:46,041 Oh, I offer massage and wellness coaching back here. 90 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,287 It shouldn't be an issue. 91 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,477 Massage? 92 00:03:48,512 --> 00:03:50,546 Yeah. You seem a little tense. 93 00:03:50,581 --> 00:03:51,747 You should come see me. 94 00:03:51,782 --> 00:03:53,260 On the house, of course, mr. Mayor. 95 00:03:53,284 --> 00:03:54,116 Really? 96 00:03:54,251 --> 00:03:55,762 Call me anytime. I could use the clients. 97 00:03:55,786 --> 00:03:59,254 Well, you picked the right guy. I know everyone. 98 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:00,623 That's what I thought. 99 00:04:02,259 --> 00:04:03,092 Uh... 100 00:04:03,127 --> 00:04:04,738 You good with covering both the spaces? 101 00:04:04,762 --> 00:04:06,540 Yes. I have several income streams. 102 00:04:06,564 --> 00:04:08,864 I'm also looking for an apartment. 103 00:04:08,899 --> 00:04:11,667 Are you interested in a real-estate hat trick? 104 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:13,302 Absolutely. 105 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,738 And if I could put my mayor hat on, 106 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,317 I run a business mixer every month. 107 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,501 It's coming up on the 10th. You should come. 108 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:20,754 I think I'll check it out. 109 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:22,277 Yeah, check you out. 110 00:04:22,313 --> 00:04:24,079 You know... check it out. 111 00:04:24,115 --> 00:04:26,081 I don't know why I said that. 112 00:04:27,785 --> 00:04:28,817 Welcome to luton. 113 00:04:31,389 --> 00:04:32,054 [mayor] I'm glad you liked it. 114 00:04:32,223 --> 00:04:33,822 It was a pleasure meeting you. 115 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:34,757 [sadie] thank you. 116 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:35,758 You're welcome, and I'll look into... 117 00:04:35,793 --> 00:04:36,692 Good morning! 118 00:04:36,727 --> 00:04:37,893 Morning. 119 00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:39,828 Morning, mayor kemp. 120 00:04:39,864 --> 00:04:40,929 Carol. 121 00:04:44,168 --> 00:04:45,168 [carol] April. 122 00:04:47,638 --> 00:04:48,470 Do you see her? 123 00:04:48,506 --> 00:04:49,571 What? 124 00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:50,839 See who? See who? 125 00:04:52,143 --> 00:04:53,042 Is it beth's plastic surgery? 126 00:04:53,077 --> 00:04:54,009 Beth had plastic surgery? 127 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:56,056 Well, she said it was a breast reduction, 128 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,758 but it was definitely a full-body lipo. 129 00:04:57,782 --> 00:04:59,281 No doubt. 130 00:04:59,316 --> 00:05:01,028 Looks like you're getting a new neighbor. 131 00:05:01,052 --> 00:05:02,284 [April] wow. 132 00:05:02,319 --> 00:05:03,085 She runs her own business 133 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,032 and she looks like she's barely 18. 134 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:05,954 You know what, 135 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:07,434 I really need to start using moisturizer. 136 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,625 I will get you that sunscreen. 137 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:12,494 You know, I keep inviting you to my cosmetic parties. 138 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:14,730 You know, I can't afford your bougie skin care. 139 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:16,465 Oh, the mayor! 140 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,267 Mayor. 141 00:05:18,335 --> 00:05:19,335 A moment? 142 00:05:21,505 --> 00:05:22,638 Yeah. 143 00:05:22,673 --> 00:05:24,306 - Hi. - Hi! 144 00:05:24,341 --> 00:05:27,309 It looks like you've got a new tenant next door. 145 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:28,377 Yes. 146 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:31,146 High street has a new health and wellness studio 147 00:05:31,282 --> 00:05:32,715 called dazzle & spin. 148 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:33,816 Sadie runs it 149 00:05:33,918 --> 00:05:35,028 and specializes in pole-ates. 150 00:05:35,052 --> 00:05:37,019 Pole-what-now? 151 00:05:37,054 --> 00:05:39,188 Some exercise dance thing. 152 00:05:40,024 --> 00:05:42,491 She is awfully attractive. 153 00:05:42,526 --> 00:05:43,325 Is she? 154 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,160 - I hadn't noticed. - Right. 155 00:05:45,196 --> 00:05:47,596 So is she married? Kids? 156 00:05:47,631 --> 00:05:48,764 I'm not sure. 157 00:05:48,799 --> 00:05:50,811 [April] carol, this isn't an article for your newspaper. 158 00:05:50,835 --> 00:05:51,700 Where is she living? 159 00:05:51,736 --> 00:05:53,480 A b&b. She's still looking for a place. 160 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:55,482 Well, you know that my sister-in-law marcia 161 00:05:55,506 --> 00:05:56,305 is moving out of 162 00:05:56,474 --> 00:05:57,751 the garage apartment this weekend, 163 00:05:57,775 --> 00:05:59,953 so, I don't know, maybe sadie will want to take a look. 164 00:05:59,977 --> 00:06:01,977 Do you think that's safe for you? 165 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:03,912 You don't even know her. 166 00:06:04,749 --> 00:06:05,380 She seems nice. 167 00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:06,715 I'll mention the apartment. 168 00:06:06,751 --> 00:06:07,883 Thanks. 169 00:06:07,918 --> 00:06:09,384 Have a good day, ladies. 170 00:06:11,555 --> 00:06:16,024 I do not think pole-ates is the right match for our town. 171 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:18,761 Has mr. Quinn asked you out yet, carol? 172 00:06:18,863 --> 00:06:20,507 No. And don't change the subject. 173 00:06:20,531 --> 00:06:22,865 Look, I rely on you 174 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,134 to be my eyes and ears in this town, 175 00:06:25,169 --> 00:06:26,249 so don't fail me now. 176 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:28,203 Okay. 177 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,171 You wanna grab lunch after? 178 00:06:29,273 --> 00:06:30,784 Yeah, but not that burger place on elm. 179 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:32,508 I yelled at them on Tuesday. 180 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:33,854 - Carol! - What? 181 00:06:33,878 --> 00:06:35,410 They undercook the meat. 182 00:06:35,446 --> 00:06:37,012 Ben could have died. 183 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:44,419 [♪♪♪] 184 00:06:44,522 --> 00:06:47,122 ♪ if you've got anything to say about me ♪ 185 00:06:47,224 --> 00:06:49,169 ♪ then I don't want to hear another word ♪ 186 00:06:49,193 --> 00:06:50,193 ♪ don't speak ♪ 187 00:06:50,227 --> 00:06:53,295 ♪ go back to the place where you belong... ♪ 188 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,370 hi! We just opened. 189 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:55,464 It's a really great fitness... 190 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,231 Class. 191 00:06:56,267 --> 00:06:58,167 Hey there! Hi. We just opened. 192 00:06:58,202 --> 00:06:59,202 It's a great... 193 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:00,769 ♪ I don't like it... ♪ 194 00:07:00,805 --> 00:07:03,172 hi. Hi. Welcome. Dazzle & spin. 195 00:07:03,274 --> 00:07:04,384 ♪ And I tell my friends ♪ 196 00:07:04,408 --> 00:07:05,340 ♪ they didn't buy it... ♪ 197 00:07:05,376 --> 00:07:07,420 [sadie] hi. We just opened. Dazzle & spin. 198 00:07:07,444 --> 00:07:08,488 You wanna give it a try? 199 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:12,381 ♪ Why you always wanna play around with me? ♪ 200 00:07:12,416 --> 00:07:13,416 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 201 00:07:13,584 --> 00:07:15,918 ♪ that I'm the one who runs this street? ♪ 202 00:07:17,221 --> 00:07:17,953 Hi. Hi there. I'm... 203 00:07:17,988 --> 00:07:21,223 Oh! You're sadie. And I'm rude. 204 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:24,159 You have a really nice place here, rude. 205 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:27,095 I can't believe I haven't come over to introduce myself. 206 00:07:27,131 --> 00:07:28,397 I'm April. 207 00:07:28,499 --> 00:07:29,765 Nice meeting you. 208 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,732 I was just wondering 209 00:07:30,768 --> 00:07:32,245 if you would pass out some flyers for me? 210 00:07:32,269 --> 00:07:33,269 Oh! 211 00:07:33,304 --> 00:07:34,503 Yeah. Happy to. 212 00:07:34,605 --> 00:07:35,571 Um... 213 00:07:35,606 --> 00:07:36,438 Yeah. 214 00:07:36,473 --> 00:07:37,918 Half the town spins in my chair, so. 215 00:07:37,942 --> 00:07:39,608 I noticed. 216 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:41,888 I heard that you might still be looking for a place to live, 217 00:07:41,912 --> 00:07:42,778 because my sister-in-law 218 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:45,380 just moved out of our garage apartment. 219 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:46,493 Oh! I would love to see it. 220 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:47,961 Yeah, I'm staying at this bed and breakfast 221 00:07:47,985 --> 00:07:49,029 until I find a place, 222 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:50,118 but the innkeeper... 223 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:51,954 She has these, like, dolls... 224 00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:53,755 Yeah. She brings them in here. 225 00:07:53,858 --> 00:07:54,790 I trim their hair. 226 00:07:54,825 --> 00:07:56,725 - Oh... - She brings them in. 227 00:07:56,827 --> 00:07:57,526 Right. 228 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,306 - That's really creepy. - Yeah. 229 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:00,440 Okay, so I need to get out of there. 230 00:08:00,464 --> 00:08:02,184 - Mm-hmm. You do. - Yeah. 231 00:08:08,439 --> 00:08:10,205 - Hi. - Hi! 232 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,041 Hi! Come on in. I'm sadie. 233 00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:13,041 I'm nana. 234 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:15,277 Nice to meet you. 235 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:16,857 - Wow. - Yeah. Welcome. 236 00:08:16,881 --> 00:08:18,013 Welcome... 237 00:08:18,048 --> 00:08:20,015 To dazzle & spin. 238 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,750 How do you drive these things? 239 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,120 Oh, boy. 240 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:27,155 I think it's just you and me today. 241 00:08:27,191 --> 00:08:30,359 Okay, let's stretch our hips out. 242 00:08:34,798 --> 00:08:37,099 [humming] 243 00:08:37,134 --> 00:08:39,301 nana, you are my only student. 244 00:08:39,403 --> 00:08:40,269 Why is it so hard 245 00:08:40,304 --> 00:08:41,915 to start a new business in this town? 246 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:45,707 The personalities in luton definitely don't make it easier. 247 00:08:45,743 --> 00:08:47,309 These are not wild folk. 248 00:08:47,411 --> 00:08:48,677 Not yet anyway. 249 00:08:48,712 --> 00:08:50,178 Ooh, I like the spirit. 250 00:08:50,214 --> 00:08:51,546 Here, I'm going to help you. 251 00:08:51,582 --> 00:08:52,848 Are you going 252 00:08:52,883 --> 00:08:54,761 to the small business meeting later? 253 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,485 You should. 254 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:57,653 In my experience, 255 00:08:57,688 --> 00:08:58,987 personal connections 256 00:08:59,023 --> 00:09:01,223 are better than any form of advertising. 257 00:09:01,325 --> 00:09:02,624 Are you gonna go? 258 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:04,304 Do I look like the sort of person 259 00:09:04,328 --> 00:09:06,488 who would miss an opportunity for free wine? 260 00:09:07,731 --> 00:09:08,964 Certainly not. 261 00:09:13,404 --> 00:09:15,237 What makes her think 262 00:09:15,272 --> 00:09:18,273 that's an appropriate dress to wear to a networking event 263 00:09:18,409 --> 00:09:19,141 at a church? 264 00:09:19,243 --> 00:09:21,576 People certainly won't forget her. 265 00:09:22,846 --> 00:09:24,457 Brian. Who is this lovely creature? 266 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,762 Sadie, this is jim rogers... Car dealership owner. 267 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:30,018 Wait. How does a lion greet a new animal in the field? 268 00:09:30,054 --> 00:09:30,552 I don't know. 269 00:09:30,587 --> 00:09:31,987 Pleased to eat you! 270 00:09:34,124 --> 00:09:34,890 Wow. 271 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,492 Hello, everyone! Let's get started. 272 00:09:37,628 --> 00:09:38,939 We have a new face. Welcome! 273 00:09:38,963 --> 00:09:40,862 - [applause] - seriously? 274 00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:42,108 What? She could be a client. 275 00:09:42,132 --> 00:09:43,576 Could you have been more obvious? 276 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,533 I mean, really? 277 00:09:44,568 --> 00:09:46,379 Why don't you tell us about your business? 278 00:09:46,403 --> 00:09:47,903 Thank you for inviting me. 279 00:09:47,938 --> 00:09:49,037 Hi, everyone. 280 00:09:49,073 --> 00:09:50,172 I'm sadie 281 00:09:50,207 --> 00:09:51,106 and I own the new 282 00:09:51,141 --> 00:09:53,186 health and fitness center, dazzle & spin, 283 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:54,443 on high street. 284 00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:56,678 She teaches pole dancing. 285 00:09:57,414 --> 00:09:58,480 [nana] carol! 286 00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,915 What are you doing here? 287 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,928 Do you own a business I'm not aware of? 288 00:10:01,952 --> 00:10:05,988 I cover newsworthy events, nana. 289 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,622 Sadie's talking. 290 00:10:08,459 --> 00:10:09,424 Carol is right. 291 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:12,427 I teach a combination of dance and pole-ates... 292 00:10:12,463 --> 00:10:14,503 Which is guaranteed to make you sweat. 293 00:10:14,598 --> 00:10:16,409 I'm feeling pretty warm already. 294 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,834 I also offer massage and wellness coaching 295 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,536 for my clients who want a different kind of sweat. 296 00:10:21,572 --> 00:10:23,305 So here are my cards. 297 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,173 The first class is free. 298 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,289 Hope to see you there. 299 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,880 Thank you for that assist. 300 00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:33,215 Of course. 301 00:10:33,317 --> 00:10:34,149 I love carol, 302 00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:37,953 but she can be very carol sometimes. 303 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,067 I wanted to let you know that the apartment is ready. 304 00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:43,025 Oh, that's great! 305 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,192 Sadie, sadie. 306 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:45,660 This is minister preston. 307 00:10:45,696 --> 00:10:46,962 Hi. I'm sadie. 308 00:10:47,097 --> 00:10:48,174 - Nice to meet you. - You too. 309 00:10:48,198 --> 00:10:51,033 In addition to sharing this glorious space with us, 310 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,268 he also runs the luton gala. 311 00:10:52,369 --> 00:10:54,703 It's the most important 312 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,406 community charitable event of the year. 313 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,875 It's a small gathering for a good cause. 314 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,644 But it's a great networking event. 315 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:03,912 I'm all in. 316 00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,827 That's great! How can I help? 317 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:07,794 [April] hey, I'm home. 318 00:11:07,818 --> 00:11:08,483 [marty] you're home early. 319 00:11:08,652 --> 00:11:10,819 How did the business mixer go? 320 00:11:11,889 --> 00:11:13,021 Let me guess, 321 00:11:13,123 --> 00:11:15,424 they burned the sexy new girl at the stake? 322 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:16,459 Not yet. 323 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,361 [April] no. Sexy new girl is our new tenant. 324 00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:21,797 And they didn't use a stake, they used my stripper pole. 325 00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:23,932 Oh, that's good to hear. 326 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,378 [marcia] please forgive my brother. 327 00:11:25,402 --> 00:11:27,442 You're going to love the new apartment. 328 00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:29,037 Thanks. 329 00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:30,105 You guys hungry? 330 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:30,806 Yes, please. 331 00:11:31,008 --> 00:11:32,652 - Cocktails? - Yes, please. 332 00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:34,142 Yes. Make mine a double. 333 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:36,711 [laughing] 334 00:11:36,747 --> 00:11:38,925 I'm trying to convince your wife to try a lesson. 335 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,782 Are you gonna do it? 336 00:11:40,818 --> 00:11:43,518 Do you think that I should? 337 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:45,120 Tread carefully, marty. 338 00:11:45,155 --> 00:11:47,275 There are a lot of knives in the kitchen. 339 00:11:48,425 --> 00:11:50,665 No, I think you're perfect just the way you are. 340 00:11:50,761 --> 00:11:52,394 I agree. 341 00:11:52,429 --> 00:11:54,062 April is spicy as is. 342 00:11:54,098 --> 00:11:55,875 But, you know, these lessons are not about need. 343 00:11:55,899 --> 00:11:58,100 It's just about wanting more in life. 344 00:11:59,203 --> 00:12:01,803 If you change your mind, I have a lonely pole. 345 00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,004 You can try it out. 346 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,507 That's what marty said to me on our first date. 347 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,476 [laughing] 348 00:12:07,511 --> 00:12:09,444 alright, I'll try it one time. 349 00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:11,580 [♪♪♪] 350 00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:13,782 spin down. 351 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,817 Move with your butt. 352 00:12:15,919 --> 00:12:18,453 - You try. - No. No, no, no. 353 00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:20,322 Around the pole. 354 00:12:20,357 --> 00:12:22,224 You're gonna milk it. 355 00:12:22,259 --> 00:12:24,392 Down and arch your back. 356 00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:26,461 - Walking around. - Yes. Oh, yes. 357 00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:27,574 - Hello. - Yup. 358 00:12:27,598 --> 00:12:28,997 [♪♪♪] 359 00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:30,632 remember to hook your ankles. 360 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,707 Hook my ankles. Do I take a run at it? 361 00:12:33,537 --> 00:12:35,637 - And we go up! - [screaming and laughing] 362 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,605 wait, wait, go slow! 363 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,241 [laughing] 364 00:12:39,877 --> 00:12:42,110 yeah, you just grabbed my butt. 365 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:42,978 My face hurts... 366 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,113 My face hurts from smiling so much. 367 00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:47,749 I do need to get you some more clients, though. 368 00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:50,285 I can't be your only client. 369 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,480 That would be incredible. 370 00:12:51,555 --> 00:12:55,056 Well, people in my chair are a very captive audience, so. 371 00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:58,460 Yeah. 372 00:12:58,495 --> 00:13:00,328 Oh, my goodness. 373 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,197 This was really fun. 374 00:13:02,232 --> 00:13:03,298 I needed this. 375 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,493 Yeah. I needed this, too. 376 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:05,467 Right. 377 00:13:05,502 --> 00:13:07,335 Let's do it again. 378 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,448 - One more time? - One more time. 379 00:13:08,472 --> 00:13:09,437 Come on! 380 00:13:09,473 --> 00:13:11,072 Ow. I can't even stand up. 381 00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:12,140 You were so close. 382 00:13:12,176 --> 00:13:14,776 My muscles have atrophied. 383 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:23,752 [♪♪♪] 384 00:13:24,955 --> 00:13:26,288 [sighs] okay. 385 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,091 This will work. 386 00:13:34,998 --> 00:13:36,498 Right. 387 00:13:41,271 --> 00:13:45,106 [♪♪♪] 388 00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:56,618 ben! 389 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,954 Pick you up later, I guess. 390 00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:02,791 Oh, he's coming over. 391 00:14:04,194 --> 00:14:05,093 Don't be weird... 392 00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:06,561 Don't be weird. 393 00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:08,063 Don't be weird... 394 00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:10,065 Ms. Martin, always a pleasure. 395 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,600 Oh, mr. Quinn! 396 00:14:11,635 --> 00:14:13,795 I thought I told you, you can call me carol. 397 00:14:13,837 --> 00:14:14,936 Carol. 398 00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:16,037 Gerald. 399 00:14:16,139 --> 00:14:17,272 Gerald! 400 00:14:17,307 --> 00:14:22,043 Funny, I never knew that was your first name until now. 401 00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:23,044 Nor did I. 402 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,312 [laughing] 403 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:26,548 [sighs] 404 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,951 I really enjoyed the gazette this morning. 405 00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:31,998 You know, without those recipes in the back, 406 00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:34,189 I'd be eating the same thing all week. 407 00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:36,058 Oh, that's so sweet of you. 408 00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:38,627 A lot of those are from my grandmother's recipe book. 409 00:14:38,662 --> 00:14:39,761 Oh. 410 00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:43,365 I should head inside. 411 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,966 Good luck with those numbers. 412 00:14:45,002 --> 00:14:46,334 Right. 413 00:14:50,073 --> 00:14:52,107 Oh, my god. 414 00:14:58,248 --> 00:14:59,281 [knocking] 415 00:15:04,888 --> 00:15:06,354 [throbbing dance music playing] 416 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,826 [sadie] one more time. Come on, guys. 417 00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:15,063 Hip, hip, hip, hip. 418 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,498 And head! 419 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:17,966 Hip. 420 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,768 And to the other side. 421 00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:20,769 And head. 422 00:15:20,804 --> 00:15:21,703 [April] wait a second! 423 00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:22,637 Carol! Carol! 424 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,906 I'm so sorry. Do we have an appointment? 425 00:15:24,941 --> 00:15:27,409 No, but what are you doing in there? 426 00:15:28,745 --> 00:15:30,705 It's so fun. You have to try this. 427 00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:33,214 Yeah, well, that's never happening. 428 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,684 You know, it sure seems business is picking up for her. 429 00:15:35,719 --> 00:15:37,986 How did so many women hear about her studio? 430 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,688 Did a little birdy tell them? 431 00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:42,324 I'm not just your eyes and ears, carol. 432 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,399 I am my own person, 433 00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:44,459 and I happen to like her, 434 00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:46,795 so, yes, I may have mentioned it to a few people. 435 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:48,263 And before, you know, 436 00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:49,898 you hear this from anybody else, 437 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 she's living in the garage apartment. 438 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:56,538 Don't you think that's a bit of a temptation for marty? 439 00:15:56,573 --> 00:15:57,706 No, carol, I do not. 440 00:15:57,741 --> 00:15:59,040 Why would that be an issue? 441 00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:01,376 You don't know her. 442 00:16:01,411 --> 00:16:02,844 Honey, I'm worried about you. 443 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,679 I'm going to head back there... 444 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:05,980 And you should come with me. 445 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:06,981 It's fun. 446 00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:07,716 She's fun! 447 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,820 I don't sweat in public, April. 448 00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:21,563 [♪♪♪] 449 00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:23,231 you're incredible. 450 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:24,532 [sadie] incredible? 451 00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:27,001 You're pretty incredible yourself. 452 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,371 You run a thriving real-estate business, 453 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,139 you find time to be mayor, 454 00:16:31,274 --> 00:16:33,386 and you advocate for small businesses like mine. 455 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,644 Well, your success is my success. 456 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,881 I'm going to tell everyone about tonight. 457 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,036 That means a lot to me. 458 00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:44,386 [mayor] god, you have the hands of an angel. 459 00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:47,655 Well, they can take you to heaven, mr. Mayor. 460 00:16:48,825 --> 00:16:50,058 I mean, if you want. 461 00:16:51,294 --> 00:16:52,093 Turn over. 462 00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:54,863 Well, is there anything else I can do 463 00:16:54,898 --> 00:16:56,498 to make you happy, brian? 464 00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:58,266 Hot stones? 465 00:16:58,468 --> 00:17:01,970 I offer a variety of extra services upon request. 466 00:17:02,739 --> 00:17:05,440 What do people normally request? 467 00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:07,709 I think you know. 468 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,846 Oh... 469 00:17:23,493 --> 00:17:24,959 Cute. 470 00:17:24,995 --> 00:17:26,594 [April] hi, petey. 471 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,762 Oh, hey, April. 472 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:28,596 Hey, sadie. 473 00:17:28,765 --> 00:17:31,065 Any chance your mom would consider 474 00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,745 donating a gift certificate to the luton gala? 475 00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:33,835 My mom? 476 00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:36,204 Well, I'd have to call her. 477 00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:37,572 She's away on a retreat? 478 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:38,640 [April] still? 479 00:17:39,276 --> 00:17:41,209 Wow, it smells amazing in here. 480 00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:43,244 What is that and how do I get it? 481 00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:44,145 Ooh. 482 00:17:44,181 --> 00:17:46,581 These are my famous muffins. 483 00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,584 Wow. These are incredible. 484 00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:51,753 How come I've never tried these before? 485 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,822 I usually just make them for my mom. 486 00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:55,784 [sadie] these are so good! 487 00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:57,637 - You have to sell these. - Really? 488 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:58,226 Or better yet, 489 00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,994 put them out on a cart, 490 00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:01,774 so the smell will waft across high street. 491 00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:03,298 You'd be sold out every day. 492 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,567 And, listen, I know these things. 493 00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:06,712 I'm a muffin specialist. 494 00:18:06,736 --> 00:18:08,636 [chuckles] 495 00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:09,738 so am I. 496 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:11,906 [coughs] 497 00:18:11,942 --> 00:18:14,509 because I bake muffins. 498 00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:15,777 Mm-hmm. 499 00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:17,979 See you later, muffin man. 500 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,148 - [petey] oh, yeah. See ya. - They're good. 501 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,217 Bye, April. Bye, sadie. 502 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,453 The coconut is on the house. 503 00:18:25,489 --> 00:18:26,554 Thank you! 504 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,737 [April] so, how's the new place? 505 00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,161 It's okay. 506 00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:35,074 I thought it would be nice to live alone, 507 00:18:35,098 --> 00:18:36,509 but mostly, it just gives you a lot more time to think. 508 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,599 Hmm. 509 00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:39,334 And that's a bad thing? 510 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,869 Well... 511 00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:44,016 Is there anything you need to talk about? 512 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,184 Well, I really hate dating. 513 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,208 [April] oh. 514 00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:49,344 I mean, it's like 515 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,456 I keep checking boxes 516 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,158 on things everyone thinks I'm supposed to do, 517 00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:54,102 but none of it's making me happy. 518 00:18:54,351 --> 00:18:57,085 Well, I think a lot of people can relate to that, 519 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,798 and you certainly don't have to have all of the answers... 520 00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:00,188 Especially at once, right? 521 00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:03,569 What do you say you come over tonight for dinner? 522 00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:06,728 Because we sure miss having you. 523 00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:07,962 No, no, I'm fine. 524 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,209 - Honestly. - Yeah? 525 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,233 More importantly, 526 00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:13,346 what are you planning for marty's birthday? 527 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:14,402 Oh! 528 00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:17,705 No idea. 529 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,209 Can I have a 20? 530 00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:22,577 Yeah. 531 00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:24,323 I don't know how April and everyone 532 00:19:24,347 --> 00:19:27,181 has gotten so taken with this woman. 533 00:19:27,317 --> 00:19:28,249 Why does it bother you so much? 534 00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:30,485 My hair is suffering, ben. 535 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,386 You're jealous 536 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,655 that your one friend made a new friend? 537 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:34,757 No! 538 00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:36,925 I have excellent instincts and I am very... 539 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,538 Mom, your instincts are telling you 540 00:19:38,562 --> 00:19:41,162 to be crazy judgmental? 541 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,931 She's literally a stranger. 542 00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,833 I have known women like her my whole life. 543 00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:47,680 Women who have gotten by on their looks 544 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:50,538 while the rest of us have toiled to be taken seriously. 545 00:19:50,574 --> 00:19:52,618 Grandpa told me he gave you the gazette 546 00:19:52,642 --> 00:19:53,374 as a graduation present. 547 00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:56,077 I've seen succession. 548 00:19:56,179 --> 00:19:58,139 You haven't had to toil that much. 549 00:19:58,648 --> 00:20:00,014 Get out. 550 00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:11,559 [phone buzzing] 551 00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:16,431 dazzle & spin fitness and massage. 552 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:21,002 Yes, I do have an opening for tonight. 553 00:20:21,037 --> 00:20:24,472 May I ask who referred you? 554 00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:25,673 Perfect. 555 00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:28,303 Do you have any special requests? 556 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,179 Is this what you had in mind? 557 00:20:31,214 --> 00:20:34,849 Yes, I can absolutely accommodate that. 558 00:20:40,223 --> 00:20:44,325 [♪♪♪] 559 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,666 you've outdone yourself! 560 00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,001 I've only just begun. 561 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:54,180 You're gonna have more auction items 562 00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:55,169 than you know what to do with. 563 00:20:55,205 --> 00:20:57,905 Do you attend religious services? 564 00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,140 Oh, not really. 565 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,609 Movement is my spiritual practice. 566 00:21:02,979 --> 00:21:05,413 Well, however you connect to god. 567 00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:07,293 Well, I'll drop off the other auction items 568 00:21:07,317 --> 00:21:08,317 this week, okay? 569 00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:12,320 Maybe I could pick them up from you instead? 570 00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:13,655 Any time. 571 00:21:18,895 --> 00:21:20,061 [text alert chimes] 572 00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:27,301 [♪♪♪] 573 00:21:29,005 --> 00:21:30,316 how can I make you feel good? 574 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:31,617 - [knocking on door] - [carol] ben? 575 00:21:31,641 --> 00:21:33,675 Is everything okay in there? 576 00:21:33,777 --> 00:21:35,443 I'm fine, mom. 577 00:21:35,478 --> 00:21:37,378 I'm good. Everything's good. 578 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,219 [♪♪♪] 579 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:56,158 [sadie] it's okay. Take your time. 580 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,682 Tell me why you're here. 581 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,952 I haven't been with a woman in a long time. 582 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,621 My wife died eight years ago. 583 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:05,757 I'm so sorry. 584 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,860 We don't have to do anything, we can just talk. 585 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,430 She was great. 586 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,644 She would have been first in line for your classes. 587 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,835 She wasn't close-minded. 588 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:20,338 Like a lot of people around here can be. 589 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,941 Do you mind if we dance? 590 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,783 - She sounds really great. - Mm-hmm. 591 00:22:31,885 --> 00:22:34,218 She was. 592 00:22:34,254 --> 00:22:35,386 She... 593 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,821 [laughs] 594 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,957 She didn't walk into rooms, she floated. 595 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,264 I used to bring her fresh flowers every week. 596 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:47,432 Oh... 597 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:48,633 That's really sweet. 598 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:51,669 What woman doesn't love flowers? 599 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:55,606 Yeah, well... 600 00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:58,509 Sometimes, it feels... 601 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,746 Like a part of me died with her. 602 00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:07,151 You're not dead, mr. Quinn. 603 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,841 And I think she'd want you to really live. 604 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,627 [ding] 605 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:19,464 [carol speaking indistinctly] 606 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,970 [gerald] carol? 607 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,740 [carol] mr. Quinn. 608 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:30,842 Excuse me. 609 00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:32,144 I didn't mean to interrupt. 610 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:36,748 These are for you. 611 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,684 Oh, how lovely! 612 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,086 What is the occasion? 613 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,355 Carol martin, 614 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,991 will you go on a date with me? 615 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,462 Gerald, I would like that very much. 616 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:53,364 Great. 617 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,633 I'll pick you up Saturday. 618 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,140 I have good news! 619 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:04,842 Gerald asked me. 620 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,444 Finally! 621 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:07,078 Yes! 622 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,546 When is the big date? 623 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,847 Saturday. 624 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,516 A whole week to imagine 625 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,496 all the horrible ways it will go wrong. 626 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,453 Oh, carol, don't think that way. 627 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:18,122 I'm sure it will go wrong in entirely unexpected ways. 628 00:24:18,158 --> 00:24:20,892 Thank you for the confidence. 629 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:23,961 I've missed you. 630 00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:25,696 I've missed you, too. 631 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:27,565 You know, I was thinking, 632 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,434 maybe I was too quick to judge sadie. 633 00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:33,437 Is this a trap? 634 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,739 No. 635 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:35,854 There's nothing wrong 636 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:39,410 with a woman taking control of her sexuality... 637 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,390 Even if she does flaunt it a bit too much... 638 00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:44,615 But it's not like she's doing anything illegal. 639 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:45,717 Exactly! 640 00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:49,620 I should get to know sadie better. 641 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:52,290 You have great taste in friends. 642 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,491 Maybe I'll like her. 643 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,474 I'm really happy with the planning committee's work 644 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,699 and I want to thank you all for jumping in 645 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:02,500 and helping to make this 646 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:05,069 one of the best gala events ever. 647 00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:09,485 And if there's no further business, 648 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:10,074 we can just... 649 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,742 [sadie] I have something. 650 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:12,810 If we have time. 651 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,445 Sadie. Sure, come on up. 652 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,513 Okay. Thanks. 653 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,751 Thank you. 654 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,887 What if we thought bigger? 655 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,556 - Bigger? - Bigger. Yes. 656 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:28,526 Every year, we donate the silent-auction sales 657 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:31,062 to the same community children's fund. 658 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:32,942 But what if we could raise more money 659 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:35,533 and donate to more charities? 660 00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:36,634 [lynn] I don't know. 661 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,881 Small is the way we've done it since the beginning. 662 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,249 [sadie] and it works beautifully, 663 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:42,173 but let's build upon it. 664 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,674 Like, for instance, 665 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,277 we could do a 50/50 raffle. 666 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,649 Carol? 667 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,317 Sadie is right. 668 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:56,220 Bigger is better. 669 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:59,257 Count me in for some free ad space in the gazette. 670 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,592 [applause] 671 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:07,665 [♪♪♪] 672 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:15,039 [♪♪♪] 673 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:23,180 [♪♪♪] 674 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,424 [♪♪♪] 675 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,165 [laughing] 676 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200 wow! 677 00:26:42,235 --> 00:26:43,235 Thank you again. 678 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,469 This has been perfect. 679 00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:47,805 Well... 680 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:49,140 Truly... 681 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,042 Can I just say... 682 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,354 How great it is that you've moved here? 683 00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:54,779 Not just for the friendship, 684 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:55,680 but also because 685 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:59,450 you like the same quality of tv that I do. 686 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:00,685 Guilty. 687 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,754 And you've turned this town into a straight-up beyonce song. 688 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,323 What is that about? 689 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,425 Sexual liberation will do that. 690 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,605 - Seriously? - Yes. 691 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:10,594 Where did you come from? 692 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,530 My clients in the salon... 693 00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:14,832 They can't stop talking about their sex life. 694 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,233 That's the plan! 695 00:27:16,269 --> 00:27:17,034 The revolution, you know, 696 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,681 it starts one small town at a time. 697 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:19,737 That's the plan? 698 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,672 To move from town to town 699 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,441 like some sort of, like, 700 00:27:23,543 --> 00:27:25,120 sexed-up, pole-dancing mary poppins? 701 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,577 I don't like that title. 702 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,546 - Sexed-up? - Mary poppins. 703 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:29,547 [laughing] 704 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:30,781 [April snorts] 705 00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:33,451 what's with the camera? 706 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,920 Oh, I just record some dance moves. 707 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,266 - Oh. - [knocking on door] 708 00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:39,590 sorry to interrupt ladies' night. 709 00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,459 I need you back home. 710 00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:42,727 Oh, yes, go. 711 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:43,906 - Do you mind if I go? - Yes, please. 712 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,129 Okay. 713 00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:48,119 - Bye. - Bye. 714 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:52,336 Have fun, guys. 715 00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:54,004 [marty] see you later. 716 00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:05,549 [man moaning loudly] 717 00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:13,224 [man moaning loudly] 718 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,062 [thumping and moaning] 719 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,367 oh, my god. 720 00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:26,036 [ding] 721 00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:31,308 [knocking on glass] 722 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,458 - hey. - Hi. 723 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,915 Everything okay over there? 724 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,216 Yeah, why? 725 00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:40,384 Were you in the office? 726 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,420 I heard some weird noises. 727 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:43,732 Oh, yeah, I was giving a massage, 728 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,656 but it was just a loud client. 729 00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:47,892 Oh! Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. 730 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:48,959 I was just... 731 00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:50,205 You know, I was worried about you for a second. 732 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,874 Oh, you never need be worried about me. 733 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,042 Remember, I have those security cameras, too. 734 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,433 Right. 735 00:28:55,535 --> 00:28:57,168 I forgot. 736 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,402 Maybe I should get some? 737 00:28:58,538 --> 00:28:59,648 Oh, no, that's not necessary. 738 00:28:59,672 --> 00:29:00,749 It covers both the doors. 739 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:03,093 I'll let you know if I ever see anything suspicious. 740 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:04,742 Oh, that's so nice of you. 741 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:08,212 Um, do you wanna hang out later tonight? 742 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,792 It's marty's birthday coming up 743 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:11,849 and I don't know what to get him. 744 00:29:15,455 --> 00:29:17,121 I know exactly what to get him. 745 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:23,527 [♪♪♪] 746 00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:32,837 ♪ it's well past midnight ♪ 747 00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:37,341 ♪ you turned down my reasons again ♪ 748 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,542 ♪ I don't even know ♪ 749 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:41,445 ♪ what you're gonna do with me ♪ 750 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,315 ♪ come inside my heart ♪ 751 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:46,250 ♪ come into me ♪ 752 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:49,653 ♪ coming like a work of art ♪ 753 00:29:49,689 --> 00:29:54,558 [♪♪♪] 754 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:03,801 [♪♪♪] 755 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:15,646 [♪♪♪] 756 00:30:22,121 --> 00:30:25,356 [♪♪♪] 757 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:29,827 I didn't expect to be so emotional. 758 00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:31,662 I've never done this before. 759 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,097 Well, that's a shame. 760 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:35,533 You're good at it. 761 00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:38,636 But it's wrong. 762 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:40,971 I'm failing my parish. 763 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:42,506 I'm failing god. 764 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:46,421 It's not wrong to crave human connection, 765 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,245 it's normal. 766 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:51,715 People look to me for guidance. 767 00:30:54,387 --> 00:30:57,021 And I'm human, too. 768 00:30:57,723 --> 00:30:59,456 We all succumb to temptation. 769 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,036 Well, maybe this will give you 770 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:04,328 a better understanding of your parish. 771 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:09,633 And you're familiar with my parishioners? 772 00:31:09,669 --> 00:31:11,402 I know them fairly well. 773 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:14,138 It doesn't change anything. 774 00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:25,482 [thumping] 775 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:32,189 [thumping] 776 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:35,693 hey, sadie. You're here early again. 777 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:42,900 [man moaning] 778 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:48,392 [man] that was awesome. See you next week. 779 00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:50,107 [door opens and closes] 780 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,448 [April] jim? 781 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:10,828 You're sleeping with jim? 782 00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:11,629 He's married! 783 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:14,231 We know his wife. 784 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,000 I like his wife. 785 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,301 How could you do this? 786 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,370 I wasn't expecting you so early. 787 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,383 Do you want to maybe get some breakfast? 788 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:22,306 What is this? 789 00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:23,408 What? 790 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,562 What kind of massages are you doing here? 791 00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:31,515 All kinds. 792 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:34,818 Um... 793 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:38,989 Okay, were you giving jim, like, a massage, you know, 794 00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:41,125 before, like, it got... 795 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,826 - Sexual? - Yeah. 796 00:32:42,862 --> 00:32:44,495 Did jim come on to you? 797 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,431 We're two consenting adults, April. 798 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,767 Maybe we should get some pancakes for breakfast. 799 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:51,568 Pancakes? Pancakes? 800 00:32:51,604 --> 00:32:52,136 [sadie] yeah, I'm a little hungry. 801 00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:54,872 I mean, I like pancakes. 802 00:32:54,907 --> 00:32:56,206 Pancakes are normal. 803 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:57,708 You know what you're getting. 804 00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,176 Like a massage. 805 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,811 Right? But then you add... 806 00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:02,391 - Sausage. - Yeah. 807 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,135 - On the side. - Right. 808 00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:05,649 And then they pay you for it. 809 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:06,695 The whole breakfast. 810 00:33:06,719 --> 00:33:07,685 And all the sides? 811 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,952 Yeah. 812 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,087 You're a prostitute? 813 00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,756 I help people connect to themselves and their partners 814 00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:13,624 in new ways. 815 00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:15,893 It's a business, but it's also a service. 816 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,363 - Like a therapist? - Yes. 817 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:20,764 Like a sex therapist. 818 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,833 Like a licensed sex therapist? 819 00:33:22,935 --> 00:33:23,967 No. 820 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,035 I wanted to tell you, 821 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:27,082 I just didn't want to put you in a bad spot. 822 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,038 Yeah... 823 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,373 It's a little late. 824 00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,442 Are you mad because I'm doing it 825 00:33:31,544 --> 00:33:33,388 or are you mad because I didn't tell you? 826 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:34,478 Um, both! 827 00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:36,525 Well, my business is separate from our friendship, 828 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,682 and it's really not that big of a deal 829 00:33:38,718 --> 00:33:39,850 unless you make it so. 830 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,752 I mean, sex work is work. 831 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,389 You're a prostitute? 832 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,269 I consider myself a creative entrepreneur, 833 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:49,293 but if we're assigning labels, 834 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:52,362 then, yes, I'm a prostitute. 835 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,434 Okay. 836 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,069 A prostitute. 837 00:34:07,096 --> 00:34:08,373 - Honey? - Hmm? 838 00:34:08,397 --> 00:34:11,498 - Is everything okay? - No. Yes. Yeah. 839 00:34:11,534 --> 00:34:13,200 Yeah, I don't know. 840 00:34:15,104 --> 00:34:16,603 That was a rollercoaster. 841 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:17,137 [April sighs] 842 00:34:17,339 --> 00:34:19,673 I need some advice. 843 00:34:21,043 --> 00:34:22,320 - From me? - Mm-hmm. 844 00:34:22,344 --> 00:34:24,156 I'm just not usually your go-to for advice. 845 00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:25,379 This is new. 846 00:34:25,514 --> 00:34:26,647 And scary. 847 00:34:26,682 --> 00:34:31,485 So, if you had a friend who was doing something illegal, 848 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,597 would you turn them in? 849 00:34:32,621 --> 00:34:34,421 I guess it depends. 850 00:34:34,457 --> 00:34:37,224 Are they hurting people? 851 00:34:37,259 --> 00:34:38,158 Kind of? 852 00:34:38,194 --> 00:34:40,394 I mean, it would hurt if they found out. 853 00:34:46,735 --> 00:34:47,668 Then I'd probably let it slide. 854 00:34:47,703 --> 00:34:48,836 Really? 855 00:34:48,871 --> 00:34:50,003 That's your advice? 856 00:34:50,039 --> 00:34:51,772 You see? 857 00:34:51,807 --> 00:34:53,687 That's why I said I was scared. 858 00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:55,976 No, I'm being serious. 859 00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,179 Honey... 860 00:34:59,315 --> 00:35:00,614 You're a good person. 861 00:35:00,649 --> 00:35:01,114 If your heart tells you something is wrong 862 00:35:01,317 --> 00:35:02,816 and you ignore it, 863 00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:04,463 it's just going to keep getting louder and louder, 864 00:35:04,487 --> 00:35:06,567 and then you'll know what you have to do. 865 00:35:06,622 --> 00:35:07,521 But until then, 866 00:35:07,623 --> 00:35:08,623 maybe just accept 867 00:35:08,657 --> 00:35:11,291 that people do things that we don't approve of, 868 00:35:11,427 --> 00:35:12,926 but we love them anyway. 869 00:35:13,896 --> 00:35:15,362 Okay? 870 00:35:23,172 --> 00:35:26,039 So, like, how many people have you done it with? 871 00:35:26,175 --> 00:35:28,141 I think five 872 00:35:28,177 --> 00:35:28,976 has been the most. 873 00:35:29,011 --> 00:35:30,377 Oh, okay. 874 00:35:30,412 --> 00:35:33,447 So you only have, like, five customers? 875 00:35:33,482 --> 00:35:35,749 Oh, no, we were counting different things. 876 00:35:36,986 --> 00:35:38,952 Oh! 877 00:35:38,988 --> 00:35:41,188 So you've done it with five people at once? 878 00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:42,289 You can say sex. 879 00:35:42,424 --> 00:35:43,524 That's not a bad word. 880 00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:44,525 And until we let go 881 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,204 of this puritanical way of thinking, 882 00:35:46,228 --> 00:35:47,839 society is never going to evolve. 883 00:35:47,863 --> 00:35:49,541 I mean, we can get onboard with only fans, 884 00:35:49,565 --> 00:35:50,998 but this is a problem? 885 00:35:51,033 --> 00:35:52,232 Well, this is illegal. 886 00:35:52,334 --> 00:35:54,334 It shouldn't be. 887 00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:56,370 Okay, so who's your typical customer? 888 00:35:56,505 --> 00:35:59,306 Middle-aged, old, white dudes. 889 00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:00,641 Have you seen this town? 890 00:36:00,676 --> 00:36:02,287 Do you ever get attached to these dudes? 891 00:36:02,311 --> 00:36:04,289 I mean, sex is sort of intimate, right? 892 00:36:04,313 --> 00:36:06,046 It's not that intimate for me. 893 00:36:06,115 --> 00:36:08,115 I just close that part of myself off. 894 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:09,716 So... 895 00:36:10,619 --> 00:36:12,731 I mean, what happens if you start to like somebody? 896 00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:14,733 Do you have romantic relationships? 897 00:36:14,757 --> 00:36:16,223 Boyfriends? Girlfriends? 898 00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:17,424 I've tried. 899 00:36:17,526 --> 00:36:18,392 It doesn't really work out so well. 900 00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:20,060 People get jealous, so. 901 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,028 Hmm. 902 00:36:21,063 --> 00:36:22,829 Well, it must be very hard 903 00:36:22,865 --> 00:36:25,432 to open yourself up 904 00:36:25,534 --> 00:36:28,902 you know, after you've been so closed off for so long. 905 00:36:30,005 --> 00:36:31,872 Relationships are overrated. 906 00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:33,101 Are friendships overrated? 907 00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:37,511 You know, you can't keep lying and expect people to trust you. 908 00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:39,853 I mean, that's not really how friendships work. 909 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,081 Well, I wouldn't know. 910 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:43,483 I've been alone most of my life. 911 00:36:43,586 --> 00:36:44,918 Well, not anymore. 912 00:36:47,256 --> 00:36:48,522 There's no more secrets. 913 00:36:50,893 --> 00:36:51,758 Fine. 914 00:36:51,894 --> 00:36:53,360 I promise. 915 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:02,235 [sadie] what do you want to see? 916 00:37:02,338 --> 00:37:04,438 Who do you want me to be? 917 00:37:05,841 --> 00:37:07,407 Ben? 918 00:37:07,443 --> 00:37:08,542 Is everything okay? 919 00:37:09,278 --> 00:37:11,678 Mr. Quinn said you skipped out on mathletes. 920 00:37:11,714 --> 00:37:12,746 I'm fine, mom. 921 00:37:12,781 --> 00:37:14,581 Just tired. 922 00:37:14,617 --> 00:37:15,782 Are you sick? 923 00:37:15,884 --> 00:37:17,050 No. 924 00:37:17,086 --> 00:37:19,086 Honey, what are you doing in there? 925 00:37:19,421 --> 00:37:20,053 Don't come in! 926 00:37:20,222 --> 00:37:21,366 I'm just doing my homework! 927 00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:22,522 Leave me alone! 928 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,083 I'm just going to have a shower. 929 00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:44,911 [water running] 930 00:37:52,721 --> 00:37:54,721 [sadie] I'll do anything you want. 931 00:37:57,159 --> 00:37:58,058 There you go. 932 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,160 Thanks, daphne. 933 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,972 I haven't seen you in a while. You must be busy. 934 00:38:00,996 --> 00:38:02,956 I have to show you both something. 935 00:38:04,433 --> 00:38:05,999 Gird your loins. 936 00:38:07,636 --> 00:38:08,935 Check this out. 937 00:38:11,306 --> 00:38:12,739 I'll do anything you want. 938 00:38:12,775 --> 00:38:16,410 She is selling videos of herself, 939 00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:18,412 doing things to herself. 940 00:38:18,447 --> 00:38:19,613 Wow. 941 00:38:19,748 --> 00:38:22,349 Okay. Well, let's just take... 942 00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:23,617 Take a deep breath here 943 00:38:23,652 --> 00:38:24,451 and try and figure out 944 00:38:24,486 --> 00:38:25,830 why she might do something like this. 945 00:38:25,854 --> 00:38:28,155 I am not calming down, April! 946 00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:29,790 My son saw her cookie! 947 00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:31,491 I understand why you're upset. 948 00:38:31,527 --> 00:38:32,993 I am upset about ben, 949 00:38:33,028 --> 00:38:36,196 but I am also upset on April's behalf. 950 00:38:37,266 --> 00:38:38,266 Here. Look. 951 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,111 Look at the windows in the background. 952 00:38:40,135 --> 00:38:41,279 [April] it's my apartment. 953 00:38:41,303 --> 00:38:42,736 Mm-hmm. 954 00:38:42,771 --> 00:38:44,905 She is filming porn at your house. 955 00:38:47,276 --> 00:38:48,175 Look, I don't love 956 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,510 that she is filming at my apartment, 957 00:38:50,546 --> 00:38:51,878 but, I mean, is it illegal? 958 00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:53,146 It's not. 959 00:38:54,216 --> 00:38:55,782 Okay, well, times are tough, 960 00:38:55,884 --> 00:38:57,195 maybe this is none of our business 961 00:38:57,219 --> 00:38:58,585 what she does to make money. 962 00:38:58,687 --> 00:38:59,753 None of our business 963 00:38:59,788 --> 00:39:03,390 that she is filming secret sex tapes in your rental? 964 00:39:03,492 --> 00:39:04,492 I mean, clearly, 965 00:39:04,526 --> 00:39:06,471 I'm gonna have to get a cleaning lady. 966 00:39:06,495 --> 00:39:07,427 [laughing] 967 00:39:07,463 --> 00:39:09,663 [carol] how are you making jokes? 968 00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:10,831 This isn't funny. 969 00:39:11,967 --> 00:39:13,934 I'm worried about you and marty? 970 00:39:13,969 --> 00:39:16,503 These are tapes of her alone... 971 00:39:16,538 --> 00:39:18,805 What if she is filming with other people? 972 00:39:18,907 --> 00:39:22,042 What if she's bringing strangers on to your property? 973 00:39:23,112 --> 00:39:23,944 I've looked into her background. 974 00:39:23,979 --> 00:39:25,523 She's never been arrested or anything. 975 00:39:25,547 --> 00:39:29,015 But she is a former stripper. 976 00:39:29,051 --> 00:39:30,328 I can look into her background, too. 977 00:39:30,352 --> 00:39:32,219 Stripping is not illegal. 978 00:39:32,321 --> 00:39:33,220 [April] I mean, 979 00:39:33,322 --> 00:39:34,287 if ben saw this, 980 00:39:34,323 --> 00:39:37,557 it will only be a matter of time 981 00:39:37,593 --> 00:39:40,293 before the rest of the town does, right? 982 00:39:40,329 --> 00:39:42,273 Let's just explain to her that this is not okay... 983 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:45,565 For her reputation and for us. 984 00:39:46,568 --> 00:39:47,534 Oh, sure, April. 985 00:39:47,569 --> 00:39:50,837 Why don't we just take her out to brunch, too? 986 00:39:50,873 --> 00:39:51,705 Over mimosas, 987 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:52,773 I can just ask her 988 00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:56,610 to stop exposing her vagina to my underaged son. 989 00:39:56,712 --> 00:39:57,110 Oh, my god, carol. 990 00:39:57,212 --> 00:39:59,713 You know, I... 991 00:39:59,748 --> 00:40:01,848 I don't want ben thinking 992 00:40:01,884 --> 00:40:04,718 that porn is what's normal and sexy. 993 00:40:05,454 --> 00:40:07,788 I was never afraid to have sex talks with him, 994 00:40:07,823 --> 00:40:09,689 but this... this is different. 995 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:12,526 This is intense role-playing... 996 00:40:12,628 --> 00:40:13,393 And it's someone he knows... 997 00:40:13,428 --> 00:40:15,428 And it's just... it's not right. 998 00:40:15,464 --> 00:40:16,863 It's not right, 999 00:40:16,932 --> 00:40:19,666 but what sadie did is not illegal. 1000 00:40:19,701 --> 00:40:21,902 Give me a break. 1001 00:40:21,937 --> 00:40:24,204 Maybe I will write about her in the paper. 1002 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,374 I will talk to her and ask her to stop filming. 1003 00:40:27,409 --> 00:40:29,609 Yeah. Fine. 1004 00:40:29,645 --> 00:40:31,411 Watch your back. 1005 00:40:31,547 --> 00:40:33,814 Who knows what she might do with your husband. 1006 00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:37,651 She clearly lacks boundaries. 1007 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,576 [sadie] squeeze those buns, ladies. 1008 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,645 Up, and keep going! Up! 1009 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,981 We need to talk. 1010 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,085 Um, I'll be right back, ladies. 1011 00:40:57,389 --> 00:40:59,189 What is it? 1012 00:41:00,392 --> 00:41:01,224 Videos? 1013 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:03,693 You told me there were no more secrets! 1014 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,161 I wasn't hiding the videos, 1015 00:41:05,197 --> 00:41:06,674 so I didn't think that was a secret. 1016 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:10,233 You said you didn't want to hurt anyone, right? 1017 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,903 Well, carol's teenage son has been buying your tapes. 1018 00:41:13,005 --> 00:41:13,703 [groans] 1019 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,083 I bet that didn't go over well. 1020 00:41:15,107 --> 00:41:15,805 No. 1021 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,151 And then she got daphne involved. 1022 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,953 I mean, you don't want to get caught here, do you? 1023 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,017 Just take them down. 1024 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,078 I can't do that. 1025 00:41:21,113 --> 00:41:22,257 That would be allowing someone to shame me 1026 00:41:22,281 --> 00:41:23,413 into hiding who I am. 1027 00:41:25,117 --> 00:41:26,016 Well, then do it for me. 1028 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:27,051 Look, I am... 1029 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,720 I'm trying real hard here to accept all of this, 1030 00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:31,922 so meet me halfway. 1031 00:41:32,024 --> 00:41:33,089 Okay. 1032 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,472 If it means that much to you, I'll take them down. 1033 00:41:35,561 --> 00:41:37,521 But I've got to get back to class. 1034 00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:44,968 Jim? 1035 00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,274 Poor lynn. 1036 00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:54,744 Lynn! Oh, god! Where'd you come from? 1037 00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:57,080 Have time for a quickie? 1038 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:58,315 No. 1039 00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,749 I'm totally booked solid. 1040 00:41:59,785 --> 00:42:00,951 Sorry. 1041 00:42:01,053 --> 00:42:02,953 Please? For an old friend? 1042 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:04,554 A fellow cheer captain? 1043 00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:06,534 Wow, you're really pulling out all the stops, huh? 1044 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:07,324 I'll tell you what, lynn, 1045 00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:08,670 why don't you come back tomorrow? 1046 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:10,934 You can literally have any appointment you want. 1047 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:12,340 How about just a little zhuzh? 1048 00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:13,296 I'm going to the dealership. 1049 00:42:13,332 --> 00:42:14,164 I'm going to talk to jim 1050 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:15,777 about the matching grant for the gala. 1051 00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:18,134 I'm wearing my power suit and I need hair to match. 1052 00:42:18,170 --> 00:42:19,469 Okay. A real quick one. 1053 00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:27,722 So that sadie's a real kick in the pants, huh? 1054 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,012 Oh, yeah. 1055 00:42:29,081 --> 00:42:30,158 I love how she's challenging us all 1056 00:42:30,182 --> 00:42:31,481 to think outside the box. 1057 00:42:31,516 --> 00:42:33,016 Hmm. 1058 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,184 Me too. 1059 00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,752 [thumping and banging] 1060 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:37,387 what is that? 1061 00:42:38,357 --> 00:42:40,957 Um, sadie teaches classes in her office. 1062 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,170 Right now, so they're probably 1063 00:42:42,194 --> 00:42:43,026 doing jumping jacks, 1064 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,061 and squats, and planks, and whatnot. 1065 00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:46,964 Too funny. 1066 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,665 I thought it sounded like sex. 1067 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:50,266 Oh... 1068 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:51,668 Shows where my head's at. 1069 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:53,236 This is probably tmi, 1070 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,772 but jim has just been voracious in bed lately. 1071 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:58,008 He wants it four or five times a week now. 1072 00:42:58,110 --> 00:42:59,175 We weren't doing it 1073 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,822 four or five times a year before. 1074 00:43:00,846 --> 00:43:02,012 [jim moaning] 1075 00:43:02,214 --> 00:43:04,981 I don't know what changed, but I wish I could bottle it! 1076 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,083 Lucky you! 1077 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,019 [jim moaning] 1078 00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:11,554 play sex dong... song! 1079 00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:14,557 Sex. Play song. Dong! 1080 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,327 Oh, my god. 1081 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:18,428 My friend, mary, 1082 00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:21,765 says sadie's classes have made her multi-orgasmic. 1083 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,566 Has that ever happened to you? 1084 00:43:23,602 --> 00:43:25,101 [jim] oh! 1085 00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,170 Stop music. 1086 00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:28,885 - Oh, my god. - Sorry! 1087 00:43:29,408 --> 00:43:31,528 I'm thinking I should start taking classes. 1088 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:34,055 Maybe sadie can teach this old dog some new tricks. 1089 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,578 Is it hot in here? 1090 00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:36,824 It's hot in here. You know what, you're set. 1091 00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:37,947 You look good. 1092 00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:39,060 Can I use your ladies' room? 1093 00:43:39,084 --> 00:43:40,517 Um, you know what, no. No. 1094 00:43:40,552 --> 00:43:41,562 It's all backed up. 1095 00:43:41,586 --> 00:43:43,086 Wow. 1096 00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:45,188 Who's done your highlights? 1097 00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:46,656 You. 1098 00:43:46,692 --> 00:43:47,991 She did a good job. 1099 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,096 Wait. Is that jim? 1100 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:53,963 [April] no. 1101 00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:55,710 No, no, no. He's at work, I'm sure. 1102 00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:57,200 No, it is jim. 1103 00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:58,413 I wonder what he's doing here. 1104 00:43:58,437 --> 00:43:59,235 I mean, no offense, 1105 00:43:59,438 --> 00:44:00,748 this isn't exactly a happening area. 1106 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,072 Your salon, 1107 00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:02,839 petey's... 1108 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,552 Nana's. There's the flower shop. 1109 00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:05,742 Nana's. You're right. 1110 00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:08,044 It's our anniversary coming up. 1111 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:08,878 Aw! 1112 00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:10,692 I don't wanna spoil the surprise. 1113 00:44:10,716 --> 00:44:11,948 Thank you for the hair. 1114 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:13,861 - What do I owe you? - It's on me. 1115 00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:15,363 Truly, your hair has never looked better. 1116 00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:16,553 Go, bulldogs. 1117 00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:17,865 - Sisters for life. - Go, bulldogs. 1118 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:18,955 Yup! 1119 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,427 [lynn] jim? 1120 00:44:24,463 --> 00:44:25,595 Holy shit. 1121 00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:27,097 [laughing] 1122 00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:29,833 [sadie] that was funny. 1123 00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:31,612 [April] what are you doing here? 1124 00:44:31,636 --> 00:44:32,802 It's family dinner night. 1125 00:44:32,938 --> 00:44:33,837 Marcia couldn't make it, 1126 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:35,583 and you were working late, so sadie cooked. 1127 00:44:35,607 --> 00:44:36,607 Oh, how nice. 1128 00:44:36,742 --> 00:44:39,642 She made this really good spicy chicken dish. 1129 00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:40,944 She's a really good cook. 1130 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:41,711 Oh, thank you! 1131 00:44:41,747 --> 00:44:43,024 I saved you some. You want some? 1132 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:44,180 I'm good. 1133 00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,423 I'll get another bottle. 1134 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,098 - Good idea. - Yeah. 1135 00:44:58,130 --> 00:44:59,729 [sadie] is everything okay? 1136 00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:03,066 Hey. It's me. 1137 00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:06,236 Yeah, so, um, 1138 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:07,704 I think you're right. 1139 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,183 Although I was too scared to admit it, 1140 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:12,709 I think there is something off about her. 1141 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:15,011 You know? 1142 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,347 My gut says... 1143 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:22,685 That her massage clients are paying her for sex. 1144 00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:26,022 Mm-hmm. 1145 00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:27,357 I don't know how much she charges, carol. 1146 00:45:27,459 --> 00:45:29,759 Why would I know that? 1147 00:45:30,829 --> 00:45:32,495 Okay? 1148 00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,097 Well, how much do you... 1149 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:35,965 Oh. 1150 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,536 She made spicy chicken. 1151 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,205 [carol] I knew it. 1152 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,374 I was right. 1153 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:47,177 An illegal prostitution ring right under our noses. 1154 00:45:47,212 --> 00:45:49,612 It isn't exactly a ring, carol. 1155 00:45:50,382 --> 00:45:52,782 Has sadie confessed what she's doing? 1156 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:53,783 Uh, no. 1157 00:45:53,819 --> 00:45:56,219 Have you seen money exchange hands? 1158 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,832 I mean, I've heard them talking. 1159 00:45:57,856 --> 00:46:00,723 And, you know, I may have heard sex noises. 1160 00:46:00,759 --> 00:46:02,192 Okay. 1161 00:46:02,294 --> 00:46:04,105 Let's not jump to conclusions, okay? 1162 00:46:04,129 --> 00:46:05,195 I mean... 1163 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:06,407 Infidelity is not a crime... 1164 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:09,232 And April is hearing all of this through a wall. 1165 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,133 We need more than that to get a warrant. 1166 00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:13,503 Well, April could put in a hidden camera... 1167 00:46:13,538 --> 00:46:15,149 - No, no. - That's not happening. 1168 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:16,684 - Mm-mm. - Mm-mm. 1169 00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:20,543 Look, I'm not on the clock... 1170 00:46:20,579 --> 00:46:22,023 But we can start by building a paper trail. 1171 00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:23,213 Okay? 1172 00:46:23,315 --> 00:46:25,235 To track them coming and going. 1173 00:46:25,851 --> 00:46:27,691 - Wait. Is that wine? - Mm-hmm. 1174 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,297 Seriously, we can't drink wine in this park. 1175 00:46:29,321 --> 00:46:31,354 Well, what are you gonna do? 1176 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:32,488 Call the police? 1177 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,390 It's yummy. 1178 00:46:34,426 --> 00:46:35,458 [laughs] 1179 00:46:35,493 --> 00:46:37,205 look, I don't want to get involved in this case. 1180 00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:38,239 I have told you what little I know, 1181 00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:39,662 and that is the extent of it. 1182 00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:40,897 [carol] well, fine. 1183 00:46:40,932 --> 00:46:42,198 Then I will kick things off 1184 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:44,067 by making a formal complaint 1185 00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:47,203 about my underaged son purchasing her porn videos. 1186 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,006 The way I should have from the beginning. 1187 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:51,853 Isn't there a way of getting her to stop 1188 00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:53,710 without having her arrested? 1189 00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:56,246 I just... I think that she is a good person. 1190 00:46:56,348 --> 00:46:57,313 I know it. 1191 00:46:57,349 --> 00:47:00,283 She genuinely feels like she's helping these men. 1192 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:02,663 But the law doesn't distinguish 1193 00:47:02,687 --> 00:47:03,965 between good law breakers and bad. 1194 00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,589 You did the right thing coming forward. 1195 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:09,393 [carol] you did. 1196 00:47:10,729 --> 00:47:11,694 I did. 1197 00:47:11,730 --> 00:47:12,695 [sadie] all right, ladies. 1198 00:47:12,731 --> 00:47:14,397 Take your left leg, 1199 00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,466 hook your knee, 1200 00:47:16,568 --> 00:47:18,534 whip over, 1201 00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:19,647 whip your head back up. 1202 00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:20,637 That's it! 1203 00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,550 All right, try it again, try it again. 1204 00:47:22,574 --> 00:47:23,873 Nana! 1205 00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:26,476 Nice job with that head whip. 1206 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,411 That was sexy. 1207 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,680 No one can change your life but you. 1208 00:47:30,782 --> 00:47:33,283 Let's see, lynn. 1209 00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:37,587 Oh, yes! I love that head whip! 1210 00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:38,721 That was beautiful. 1211 00:47:38,757 --> 00:47:41,190 I used to be a cheerleader with April in high school. 1212 00:47:41,226 --> 00:47:42,125 Well, that makes sense 1213 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,240 why you two can move your bodies so well. 1214 00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:47,497 Let's give your husbands something to talk about tonight. 1215 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,198 Hallelujah! 1216 00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:50,400 Seriously? 1217 00:47:50,502 --> 00:47:51,668 Stop. 1218 00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:54,078 Is everything okay? 1219 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,368 [April] this is too much. 1220 00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:04,080 Let's regroup, everybody. Come on, from the top. 1221 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:08,751 You want some more wine? 1222 00:48:10,956 --> 00:48:12,516 - Honey? - Hmm? 1223 00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:14,223 Sorry, what? 1224 00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:15,692 You're quiet today. 1225 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,460 Yeah, I'm... 1226 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:19,195 I'm just thinking. 1227 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,163 Are you worried about, sadie? 1228 00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:22,632 Sadie? Why would I be worried about sadie? 1229 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,000 Because of her videos. 1230 00:48:25,003 --> 00:48:25,902 You know about those? 1231 00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:29,305 Yeah, guys like to gossip, too, you know? 1232 00:48:29,341 --> 00:48:30,473 Have you seen them? 1233 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,408 No, as a general rule, 1234 00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:33,988 I don't like to look at any of your friends' vaginas. 1235 00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:35,845 Oh. Good to know. 1236 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:39,522 Is that the criminal activity that you were worried about? 1237 00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,085 Because porn isn't illegal. 1238 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,197 I mean, sadie's cute, 1239 00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:43,753 but she's not exactly a criminal mastermind. 1240 00:48:43,788 --> 00:48:45,555 You think she's cute? 1241 00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:48,132 Not as cute as you. 1242 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:54,964 Come here. 1243 00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:57,600 Hey, girl, what are you... 1244 00:48:57,635 --> 00:48:58,401 Shh! 1245 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:00,356 Just come in and close the door. 1246 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:03,039 Sadie told me she's taking money for sex. 1247 00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:07,455 - So you lied... - She directly confided in me. 1248 00:49:07,479 --> 00:49:10,480 And, yes, I did lie. Yes, I did. Sorry. 1249 00:49:10,582 --> 00:49:12,542 And why the sudden change of heart? 1250 00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:13,983 Jim rogers 1251 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:16,285 has been hanging around the office a lot, 1252 00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:18,454 and let's just say... 1253 00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:19,689 He's not quiet. 1254 00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:21,691 - Oh, god. - Mm-hmm. 1255 00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,192 And you saw him pay for sex? 1256 00:49:23,228 --> 00:49:25,628 Would you touch jim for free? 1257 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:26,763 Hell no. 1258 00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:27,830 There you go. 1259 00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:30,299 I saw stacks of cash. 1260 00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:32,702 I mean, it just needs to be stopped, right? 1261 00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:33,957 She needs to be stopped. 1262 00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:36,245 And you're willing to make an official statement? 1263 00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:40,209 [moaning] 1264 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:43,813 I mean, what's official? 1265 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:46,483 Yeah. 1266 00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:48,518 No. I don't know. 1267 00:49:52,173 --> 00:49:54,474 So, when is the raid happening? 1268 00:49:54,509 --> 00:49:58,111 Alright, you didn't hear this from me, okay, 1269 00:49:58,146 --> 00:49:59,245 tomorrow morning. 1270 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,680 [gasps] 1271 00:50:00,715 --> 00:50:01,892 - no? - Yeah. 1272 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:02,715 No, I... 1273 00:50:02,751 --> 00:50:04,028 I thought I was going to be doing 1274 00:50:04,052 --> 00:50:07,053 recipes and obituaries for the rest of my life, 1275 00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:09,155 and then this prostitute comes to town. 1276 00:50:09,190 --> 00:50:11,591 And she hasn't exactly been covert 1277 00:50:11,693 --> 00:50:13,025 about her activities. 1278 00:50:13,061 --> 00:50:13,960 No. 1279 00:50:13,995 --> 00:50:15,373 April said there's a boatload of evidence 1280 00:50:15,397 --> 00:50:16,362 in her back room. 1281 00:50:16,398 --> 00:50:17,958 - Really? - Yeah. 1282 00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:19,632 Wow. 1283 00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:21,734 I feel so lucky. 1284 00:50:21,836 --> 00:50:23,302 Thank you, sadie. 1285 00:50:27,475 --> 00:50:28,975 Jim! 1286 00:50:32,647 --> 00:50:36,416 [♪♪♪] 1287 00:50:44,225 --> 00:50:48,795 [♪♪♪] 1288 00:51:03,411 --> 00:51:05,845 [snoring] 1289 00:51:14,522 --> 00:51:15,721 why are you staring at me? 1290 00:51:15,824 --> 00:51:17,023 I thought you were asleep. 1291 00:51:17,058 --> 00:51:18,758 I was. 1292 00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:19,900 Marty, are we okay? 1293 00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:24,063 Like, you would tell me if we weren't, right? 1294 00:51:24,165 --> 00:51:25,932 Okay... 1295 00:51:25,967 --> 00:51:27,233 Now I'm up. 1296 00:51:29,270 --> 00:51:30,770 What is this about? 1297 00:51:31,973 --> 00:51:33,239 Nothing. 1298 00:51:34,275 --> 00:51:36,275 Nothing. I just can't sleep. 1299 00:51:38,112 --> 00:51:39,846 Okay, you'll pay for that. 1300 00:51:44,586 --> 00:51:46,619 [carol humming happily] 1301 00:51:48,690 --> 00:51:49,655 what's up with you? 1302 00:51:49,691 --> 00:51:52,859 Oh, it just feels good to be right sometimes. 1303 00:51:54,128 --> 00:51:55,561 Okay. 1304 00:51:55,663 --> 00:51:58,197 ♪ Get ready for a joyous day ♪ 1305 00:51:58,299 --> 00:52:00,433 okay! 1306 00:52:01,135 --> 00:52:02,034 Let's go! 1307 00:52:02,070 --> 00:52:04,737 [gerald] yeah, me too. Thank you so much. 1308 00:52:04,772 --> 00:52:06,739 Gerald! Hi! 1309 00:52:07,575 --> 00:52:10,343 I am so sorry I keep rescheduling our date. 1310 00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:12,712 I just wanted to make sure you hadn't forgotten me. 1311 00:52:12,747 --> 00:52:13,747 Are you kidding? 1312 00:52:13,882 --> 00:52:15,314 That could never happen. 1313 00:52:15,350 --> 00:52:16,360 I have been so swamped with this story, 1314 00:52:16,384 --> 00:52:19,051 but it's finally wrapping up. 1315 00:52:19,187 --> 00:52:21,387 Anyways, how's Friday? 1316 00:52:21,489 --> 00:52:22,421 Great. 1317 00:52:22,490 --> 00:52:23,634 What did you have in mind? 1318 00:52:23,658 --> 00:52:24,190 I found this salvage guy 1319 00:52:24,325 --> 00:52:25,291 who fixed up 1320 00:52:25,326 --> 00:52:27,304 an old printing press from the 1850s. 1321 00:52:27,328 --> 00:52:30,930 I thought you might get a real kick out of it. 1322 00:52:30,965 --> 00:52:32,198 We could pack a picnic 1323 00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:33,733 and spend the day? 1324 00:52:33,768 --> 00:52:35,334 Oh, that sounds incredible. 1325 00:52:35,436 --> 00:52:36,881 - [cell phone chimes] - I hope so. 1326 00:52:36,905 --> 00:52:38,785 Oh, I'm sorry. I've got to go. 1327 00:52:39,274 --> 00:52:40,885 I never asked. What's the story about? 1328 00:52:40,909 --> 00:52:42,208 Oh, I can't say, 1329 00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:43,509 but it's super juicy. 1330 00:52:43,545 --> 00:52:45,912 Make sure you buy the paper tomorrow. 1331 00:52:46,014 --> 00:52:47,513 Okay. 1332 00:52:50,718 --> 00:52:54,287 [♪♪♪] 1333 00:52:57,692 --> 00:52:58,791 oh! 1334 00:53:00,662 --> 00:53:01,782 I didn't see you there. 1335 00:53:03,998 --> 00:53:05,364 Wow, that was incredible. 1336 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:10,503 Why do all of that when you can do this? 1337 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,007 Girls like me are a dime a dozen in vegas. 1338 00:53:15,043 --> 00:53:16,676 You have to pivot to survive. 1339 00:53:19,347 --> 00:53:20,379 Sadie... 1340 00:53:21,015 --> 00:53:23,783 People in this town... they talk. 1341 00:53:23,818 --> 00:53:25,429 [laughs] you're kidding? 1342 00:53:25,453 --> 00:53:26,686 They talk a lot. 1343 00:53:26,788 --> 00:53:27,788 I just... 1344 00:53:27,822 --> 00:53:29,942 [whispers] I think you need to leave town. 1345 00:53:30,525 --> 00:53:32,102 - Just trust me. - What? 1346 00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:33,326 What are you talking about? 1347 00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:36,874 Class is starting. Come on. 1348 00:53:36,898 --> 00:53:39,899 Okay, are we ready, ladies? 1349 00:53:39,934 --> 00:53:42,335 - [carol] hello. - [petey] good morning. 1350 00:53:42,370 --> 00:53:44,103 Doing your own deliveries today? 1351 00:53:44,205 --> 00:53:47,073 Oh, I was just in the neighborhood. 1352 00:53:47,175 --> 00:53:49,342 Ooh! It's warm. 1353 00:53:50,378 --> 00:53:52,044 This cart was such a good idea! 1354 00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:53,991 Oh, I can't take any of the credit. 1355 00:53:54,015 --> 00:53:56,082 That was sadie's idea. 1356 00:53:56,184 --> 00:53:57,416 Of course, it was. 1357 00:53:57,452 --> 00:53:59,251 Looking spicy, ladies! 1358 00:53:59,287 --> 00:54:02,121 Really isolate those muscles, 1359 00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,456 move those hips, 1360 00:54:03,491 --> 00:54:06,258 stir that sugar! 1361 00:54:06,294 --> 00:54:07,294 Alright, let's go! 1362 00:54:08,396 --> 00:54:09,729 Nana, looking good! 1363 00:54:09,764 --> 00:54:11,964 I can't wait to see you in a bikini. 1364 00:54:12,066 --> 00:54:14,500 Oh, honey, my bikini days are over, 1365 00:54:14,535 --> 00:54:16,235 but with these moves, 1366 00:54:16,270 --> 00:54:17,403 my sex life is on fire. 1367 00:54:17,438 --> 00:54:18,671 [laughs] 1368 00:54:21,075 --> 00:54:22,075 mm. 1369 00:54:22,210 --> 00:54:23,210 There we go. 1370 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:25,978 - Oh, petey, sweetie? - Yes? 1371 00:54:26,014 --> 00:54:28,214 Could I trouble you for a little coconut milk? 1372 00:54:28,316 --> 00:54:29,281 Of course. 1373 00:54:29,317 --> 00:54:30,416 Thank you. 1374 00:54:30,451 --> 00:54:31,951 April, stay with me, alright? 1375 00:54:31,986 --> 00:54:33,152 Just a few more minutes. 1376 00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:35,187 Lift, and kick! 1377 00:54:35,289 --> 00:54:37,434 Remember, this is for you, ladies, no one else. 1378 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:38,691 Kick. 1379 00:54:44,065 --> 00:54:45,698 Right on time. 1380 00:54:47,769 --> 00:54:49,502 [sirens wailing] 1381 00:54:57,045 --> 00:55:00,746 [♪♪♪] 1382 00:55:08,389 --> 00:55:11,757 [♪♪♪] 1383 00:55:11,793 --> 00:55:13,659 and lift, kick! 1384 00:55:13,761 --> 00:55:15,673 Sadie smith, you're under arrest. 1385 00:55:15,697 --> 00:55:18,531 [nana] officer! Is this really necessary? 1386 00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:21,033 It's okay, nana. I've got this. 1387 00:55:21,069 --> 00:55:22,846 Well, I am calling the mayor right away. 1388 00:55:22,870 --> 00:55:24,370 What's going on? 1389 00:55:31,846 --> 00:55:32,778 Sorry. I'm... 1390 00:55:32,814 --> 00:55:34,480 I'm... I'm so sorry. 1391 00:55:34,515 --> 00:55:35,815 You did this? 1392 00:55:36,784 --> 00:55:38,417 I tried to warn you. 1393 00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:40,686 What? 1394 00:55:40,788 --> 00:55:42,021 I thought we were friends. 1395 00:55:42,056 --> 00:55:43,296 [daphne] thank you, officers. 1396 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:52,998 Alright, let's get photos going 1397 00:55:53,167 --> 00:55:55,167 and evidence bags and boxes up here. 1398 00:56:12,954 --> 00:56:16,255 [♪♪♪] 1399 00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:18,571 my favorite criminals collect their own evidence. 1400 00:56:22,396 --> 00:56:24,541 We're gathering a database of all her clients. 1401 00:56:24,565 --> 00:56:25,297 Good news is, 1402 00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:26,810 she was quite the record-keeper. 1403 00:56:26,834 --> 00:56:28,200 Look at this. 1404 00:56:29,203 --> 00:56:30,203 Over 95 clients. 1405 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:32,605 We've got her clean on prostitution charges. 1406 00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:34,848 And once we confirm, 1407 00:56:34,976 --> 00:56:36,820 the johns will need to be charged with engaging. 1408 00:56:36,844 --> 00:56:39,478 Chief, a lot of them are married 1409 00:56:39,614 --> 00:56:41,580 or prominent citizens. 1410 00:56:41,616 --> 00:56:43,976 Those names are gonna ruffle a lot of feathers in town. 1411 00:56:44,452 --> 00:56:46,519 The law's the law, right, officer? 1412 00:56:46,554 --> 00:56:48,087 Yes, sir. 1413 00:56:57,365 --> 00:56:59,665 Hello, officer spicy. 1414 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:01,634 Care to comment on my article? 1415 00:57:01,669 --> 00:57:02,669 It turns out 1416 00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:05,805 sadie kept a very detailed list of her clients. 1417 00:57:06,808 --> 00:57:08,274 Is this christmas? 1418 00:57:08,309 --> 00:57:08,974 [chuckles] 1419 00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:11,076 I don't think you understand. 1420 00:57:11,112 --> 00:57:13,546 They're going to charge the clients, too. 1421 00:57:13,581 --> 00:57:15,047 So get me the list. 1422 00:57:15,082 --> 00:57:16,894 You know, just because you have the names 1423 00:57:16,918 --> 00:57:17,783 doesn't mean you need to print them. 1424 00:57:17,885 --> 00:57:20,219 Well, that sounds like a cover-up. 1425 00:57:20,254 --> 00:57:21,287 Not at all. 1426 00:57:21,322 --> 00:57:23,500 I'm just thinking about the lives of our friends, 1427 00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:25,124 our colleagues. 1428 00:57:25,226 --> 00:57:26,325 It's a small town. 1429 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,260 They made their beds, 1430 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:29,762 then they got in their beds 1431 00:57:29,864 --> 00:57:31,964 and had sex with a prostitute. 1432 00:57:31,999 --> 00:57:35,301 It's a $200 fine and then it's over. 1433 00:57:36,337 --> 00:57:37,481 But if you print those names, 1434 00:57:37,505 --> 00:57:38,549 you can ruin their lives. 1435 00:57:38,573 --> 00:57:41,707 If I don't print those names, someone else will. 1436 00:57:41,776 --> 00:57:43,736 Keep telling yourself that, carol. 1437 00:57:51,102 --> 00:57:52,902 [multiple text alerts chiming] 1438 00:57:56,541 --> 00:58:03,646 [♪♪♪] 1439 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:12,821 nana... 1440 00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:14,390 You paid my bail? 1441 00:58:14,425 --> 00:58:15,891 Everyone's going to hate you. 1442 00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:17,159 Oh, sugar. 1443 00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:18,661 Here. 1444 00:58:18,763 --> 00:58:19,862 Thank you. 1445 00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:22,097 I mean, I have lived in places 1446 00:58:22,133 --> 00:58:23,210 where they did not wear 1447 00:58:23,234 --> 00:58:26,402 a prada chastity belt to go to the grocery store. 1448 00:58:26,437 --> 00:58:29,838 I mean, everything you did, you didn't do it alone. 1449 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,074 It was their husbands 1450 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,887 and their fathers and their sons... 1451 00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:35,411 And the butchers, 1452 00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:37,680 the baker, the candlestick maker. 1453 00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,048 And the tax guys. 1454 00:58:39,150 --> 00:58:40,683 That's true. 1455 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:41,795 Been there, screwed that. 1456 00:58:41,819 --> 00:58:42,885 [laughs] 1457 00:58:42,987 --> 00:58:44,153 they need to take 1458 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:45,766 a long, hard look at themselves 1459 00:58:45,790 --> 00:58:46,922 before they judge you. 1460 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,425 That's true. 1461 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:51,371 I need to talk to April, though. 1462 00:58:51,395 --> 00:58:52,361 I have nowhere to go. 1463 00:58:52,396 --> 00:58:54,463 Oh, you'll stay with me. 1464 00:58:55,433 --> 00:58:56,732 Nana. 1465 00:58:56,767 --> 00:58:58,412 What did I do to deserve you? 1466 00:58:58,436 --> 00:59:00,636 - Come on, come on. - Thank you. 1467 00:59:00,705 --> 00:59:01,905 [nana] you're welcome, dear. 1468 00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:04,807 [♪♪♪] 1469 00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:06,308 allow me. 1470 00:59:10,514 --> 00:59:11,380 Best table in the house. 1471 00:59:11,415 --> 00:59:12,581 Wow. 1472 00:59:12,617 --> 00:59:13,657 What's the occasion? 1473 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,085 I think you need to take your mind off everything. 1474 00:59:32,370 --> 00:59:34,370 Do you think everyone here knows? 1475 00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:39,441 Definitely. 1476 00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:42,945 [sighs] okay. 1477 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,582 Are you okay? 1478 00:59:46,617 --> 00:59:47,950 Mm-hmm. 1479 00:59:51,789 --> 00:59:53,400 You know what, I need to go to the ladies' room. 1480 00:59:53,424 --> 00:59:54,356 Can you order for me? 1481 00:59:54,392 --> 00:59:55,457 Sure. 1482 01:00:04,035 --> 01:00:05,612 [woman] I heard an entire law firm in boston 1483 01:00:05,636 --> 01:00:06,902 passed around her number. 1484 01:00:07,004 --> 01:00:08,671 Talk about team building. 1485 01:00:08,706 --> 01:00:09,983 [lynn] who knew our fitness instructor 1486 01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:11,440 was working so hard? 1487 01:00:11,475 --> 01:00:12,475 [woman ] right? 1488 01:00:12,510 --> 01:00:14,550 Shame, though, they were good workouts. 1489 01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:17,613 Your husband didn't... 1490 01:00:17,648 --> 01:00:18,614 You know? 1491 01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:20,282 Jim? No way. 1492 01:00:20,317 --> 01:00:21,717 He's always busy at work. 1493 01:00:21,752 --> 01:00:24,253 Besides, I would kill him... 1494 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:25,187 Slowly... 1495 01:00:25,222 --> 01:00:27,122 With a frying pan. 1496 01:00:30,394 --> 01:00:31,360 Hey, April! 1497 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:33,028 Can you believe it? 1498 01:00:33,064 --> 01:00:35,364 That really was sex we were hearing! 1499 01:00:35,399 --> 01:00:36,399 Crazy. 1500 01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:40,035 Did you ever suspect? 1501 01:00:40,071 --> 01:00:42,638 No. Not to that extent. 1502 01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:48,722 I know you guys were friendly, 1503 01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:51,380 so if you ever want to talk, please give me a call. 1504 01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:52,781 Thank you. 1505 01:00:55,853 --> 01:00:57,186 Bye. 1506 01:00:57,221 --> 01:00:58,221 Good morning, 1507 01:00:58,389 --> 01:01:00,789 I'm tricia murata with lqrp morning news. 1508 01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:04,326 I'm here with carol martin of the luton gazette. 1509 01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:05,861 Thank you. 1510 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:06,962 Thank you, tricia. 1511 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:07,629 Last night, 1512 01:01:07,665 --> 01:01:09,998 the luton police department 1513 01:01:10,034 --> 01:01:10,399 released the first batch 1514 01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:11,600 of 21 names 1515 01:01:11,635 --> 01:01:14,503 from the client list of sadie simpson... 1516 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,207 The pole-dancing prostitute. 1517 01:01:18,309 --> 01:01:21,944 It's worth reminding everyone that these are pending charges. 1518 01:01:21,979 --> 01:01:25,881 All mentioned names have the presumption of innocence. 1519 01:01:27,451 --> 01:01:31,553 I expect people will be hurt by this publication... 1520 01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:35,357 And to avoid confusion 1521 01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:38,327 or false identifications... 1522 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:42,965 Because the people of luton look after each other. 1523 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,033 How does it feel 1524 01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:47,936 to be making the names of alleged johns public, though? 1525 01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:49,772 Well, if you've done the crime, 1526 01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:50,973 you do the time. 1527 01:01:56,647 --> 01:01:59,915 [♪♪♪] 1528 01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:10,893 [♪♪♪] 1529 01:02:11,996 --> 01:02:14,156 [carol] so you're not talking to me anymore? 1530 01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:17,477 You realize that everyone hates me now, right? 1531 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:18,767 Or do you just not care? 1532 01:02:18,803 --> 01:02:20,803 Of course, I care. 1533 01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,938 My friends won't even talk to me. 1534 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,918 Some of their dads were on that list. 1535 01:02:24,942 --> 01:02:25,841 I am sorry 1536 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:28,310 they are taking their fathers' mistakes 1537 01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:29,244 out on you. 1538 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,557 If you know it was just a mistake, 1539 01:02:30,581 --> 01:02:33,048 then why did you have to ruin their lives like this? 1540 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:36,685 I am not responsible for the choice... 1541 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,187 Ben! Ben! 1542 01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,956 - Ben! - Carol... 1543 01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:42,111 I can't talk right now. 1544 01:02:42,193 --> 01:02:43,470 You have to let me explain. 1545 01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:45,027 No need. 1546 01:02:45,062 --> 01:02:47,462 I understand how sex with a stranger works. 1547 01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:49,331 Okay. Wow. 1548 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:52,301 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 1549 01:02:52,336 --> 01:02:53,101 you'll be happy to know 1550 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:54,236 that they've asked me to resign. 1551 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:57,573 It was not my intent for you to lose your job. 1552 01:02:57,608 --> 01:02:59,308 What exactly was your intent? 1553 01:03:00,578 --> 01:03:01,844 Don't make me the bad guy. 1554 01:03:01,912 --> 01:03:04,980 There is no excuse for what you did... 1555 01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:06,615 And with her, of all people? 1556 01:03:06,717 --> 01:03:09,384 It's so easy to judge someone else, isn't it? 1557 01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:10,586 I was lonely. 1558 01:03:10,621 --> 01:03:13,589 And, yes, maybe I paid sadie for a little human contact, 1559 01:03:13,691 --> 01:03:16,892 but that does not make me a bad person, carol. 1560 01:03:17,661 --> 01:03:19,541 Don't you think I get lonely? 1561 01:03:20,331 --> 01:03:21,797 I'm not made of stone. 1562 01:03:23,334 --> 01:03:24,334 Coulda fooled me. 1563 01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:31,273 [April] I wasn't expecting you. 1564 01:03:32,776 --> 01:03:35,016 There's been a lot of tears in this salon today. 1565 01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:41,169 Um, could you just excuse us for a second? 1566 01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:47,656 What's going on? 1567 01:03:47,691 --> 01:03:50,826 The next set of names are about to be released. 1568 01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:55,097 Marty's name is on the list. 1569 01:03:56,634 --> 01:03:58,594 We're going to have to charge him. 1570 01:04:00,471 --> 01:04:02,070 I'm so sorry. 1571 01:04:07,394 --> 01:04:08,327 How could you do this? 1572 01:04:08,362 --> 01:04:13,098 April, it's not what you think. 1573 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,511 So things were only better between us 1574 01:04:14,535 --> 01:04:19,371 because you were having sex with sadie here. 1575 01:04:19,473 --> 01:04:20,617 April, no, you don't understand. 1576 01:04:20,641 --> 01:04:21,840 In our bed. 1577 01:04:21,942 --> 01:04:22,908 Here. 1578 01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:24,788 That's why you weren't on the security tapes, 1579 01:04:24,812 --> 01:04:25,812 isn't it? 1580 01:04:25,913 --> 01:04:26,923 Do you really think that I would do that? 1581 01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:27,746 You let me... 1582 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:31,550 You let me run around like a fool, 1583 01:04:31,585 --> 01:04:33,585 knowing that you were on that list. 1584 01:04:34,254 --> 01:04:36,214 Did you want to get caught, marty? 1585 01:04:37,057 --> 01:04:38,857 I don't understand. 1586 01:04:38,892 --> 01:04:39,858 - Listen... - I don't understand. 1587 01:04:39,893 --> 01:04:41,004 - Listen, listen. - No. 1588 01:04:41,028 --> 01:04:43,528 All I need you to know is that I love you. 1589 01:04:43,564 --> 01:04:44,997 Oh, bullshit. Bullshit. 1590 01:04:45,032 --> 01:04:46,999 Get out of the house. 1591 01:04:47,034 --> 01:04:47,966 - April. - Go. 1592 01:04:48,002 --> 01:04:48,900 Please. 1593 01:04:48,936 --> 01:04:50,113 You know what, that's fine, I'll leave. 1594 01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:53,372 April, please listen to me. I can explain. 1595 01:04:54,274 --> 01:04:55,240 [daphne] if sadie's ledgers are correct, 1596 01:04:55,275 --> 01:04:58,343 she made upwards of $100,000 cash. 1597 01:04:58,445 --> 01:05:03,115 But her tax returns only claimed $18,232.00. 1598 01:05:03,917 --> 01:05:05,117 This is bad. 1599 01:05:05,252 --> 01:05:07,252 This is mandatory jail time. 1600 01:05:08,489 --> 01:05:09,499 The release of the names 1601 01:05:09,523 --> 01:05:12,157 has really turned luton upside-down. 1602 01:05:13,127 --> 01:05:14,092 People in my line of work 1603 01:05:14,128 --> 01:05:17,963 are threatened and blackmailed all the time. 1604 01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:19,898 Having those records 1605 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,100 is an important insurance policy. 1606 01:05:23,003 --> 01:05:24,748 An unfortunate one for the rest of us. 1607 01:05:24,772 --> 01:05:26,104 It's part of the business. 1608 01:05:26,807 --> 01:05:28,306 The truth is 1609 01:05:28,342 --> 01:05:30,308 my clients upended their own lives. 1610 01:05:30,411 --> 01:05:32,577 They are responsible for the consequences 1611 01:05:32,613 --> 01:05:33,613 as much as I am. 1612 01:05:35,215 --> 01:05:37,175 So they simply fell to temptation? 1613 01:05:37,918 --> 01:05:39,217 I didn't force anyone. 1614 01:05:43,691 --> 01:05:44,701 You misunderstand me. 1615 01:05:44,725 --> 01:05:45,524 I'm... 1616 01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:48,827 Jesus didn't judge mary magdalene. 1617 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:50,529 I'm not blaming you. 1618 01:05:51,398 --> 01:05:53,398 I think I'd feel better if you did. 1619 01:05:57,104 --> 01:05:59,404 People may regret 1620 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:00,839 that their loved ones 1621 01:06:00,941 --> 01:06:02,941 found out about their indiscretions. 1622 01:06:04,111 --> 01:06:07,846 But I don't believe they regret the time they spent with you. 1623 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:11,050 I know I don't. 1624 01:06:15,255 --> 01:06:16,054 I pray that I will be able 1625 01:06:16,090 --> 01:06:18,356 to continue on with this community. 1626 01:06:19,326 --> 01:06:22,661 But I await my judgement with an open heart. 1627 01:06:24,331 --> 01:06:26,631 When my name comes up in print, 1628 01:06:26,667 --> 01:06:28,934 rest assured, I will blame no one but myself. 1629 01:06:37,377 --> 01:06:39,544 I didn't put your name on the records. 1630 01:06:52,626 --> 01:06:53,792 Hey. 1631 01:06:54,461 --> 01:06:56,862 - Can I get a coffee? - Sure. 1632 01:07:01,502 --> 01:07:02,734 Do you think I'm a kid? 1633 01:07:03,737 --> 01:07:04,402 Sorry? 1634 01:07:04,438 --> 01:07:06,471 You knew what sadie was doing 1635 01:07:06,573 --> 01:07:08,373 and you didn't tell me. 1636 01:07:09,576 --> 01:07:10,876 Uh... So? 1637 01:07:10,911 --> 01:07:12,711 So, I would have liked 1638 01:07:12,746 --> 01:07:14,190 to have been her client or something. 1639 01:07:14,214 --> 01:07:16,281 Okay... 1640 01:07:16,383 --> 01:07:17,449 So you're angry 1641 01:07:17,551 --> 01:07:19,129 because you didn't get a chance to sleep with her? 1642 01:07:19,153 --> 01:07:20,519 Obviously. Yes. 1643 01:07:22,156 --> 01:07:23,355 Thank you. 1644 01:07:23,390 --> 01:07:25,323 Has this whole town gone crazy? 1645 01:07:29,630 --> 01:07:30,630 [knocking on door] 1646 01:07:30,664 --> 01:07:31,930 [tricia] April? 1647 01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:35,000 April, it's tricia from lqrp. 1648 01:07:35,102 --> 01:07:36,701 I just want to talk to you. 1649 01:07:36,737 --> 01:07:37,869 April! 1650 01:07:41,742 --> 01:07:43,441 Wait. 1651 01:07:43,577 --> 01:07:44,543 [April] well, I'm embarrassed to say 1652 01:07:44,578 --> 01:07:47,179 that prior to this, 1653 01:07:47,214 --> 01:07:49,014 I considered her a friend, 1654 01:07:49,049 --> 01:07:50,827 but what she has done to this community 1655 01:07:50,851 --> 01:07:53,652 is both amoral and indefensible. 1656 01:07:53,687 --> 01:07:56,588 Sadie smith is a parasite. 1657 01:07:57,658 --> 01:07:58,802 And she came to this town 1658 01:07:58,826 --> 01:07:59,958 and used us all 1659 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:03,495 for her financial and sexual gratification. 1660 01:08:07,868 --> 01:08:08,978 How are you holding up? 1661 01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:12,470 I'm, like, two seconds away from a nervous breakdown. 1662 01:08:12,573 --> 01:08:13,705 Sounds about right. 1663 01:08:15,075 --> 01:08:16,341 These are serious charges. 1664 01:08:17,377 --> 01:08:18,610 I have a recommendation. 1665 01:08:18,712 --> 01:08:20,078 You're not going to like it. 1666 01:08:21,315 --> 01:08:22,826 The d.A. Has offered a plea deal, 1667 01:08:22,850 --> 01:08:24,449 and I think you should take it. 1668 01:08:25,519 --> 01:08:26,451 Are you kidding? 1669 01:08:26,486 --> 01:08:27,652 No one got hurt. 1670 01:08:27,688 --> 01:08:29,988 Everyone was a consenting adult. 1671 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,957 The prostitution aside, 1672 01:08:31,992 --> 01:08:32,924 the state's going to want their pound of flesh 1673 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,492 for the tax evasion... 1674 01:08:34,595 --> 01:08:36,306 No matter how strong our defense. 1675 01:08:36,330 --> 01:08:37,562 So I go to jail 1676 01:08:37,598 --> 01:08:38,396 and then everyone else 1677 01:08:38,599 --> 01:08:40,043 goes back to their safe, little lives 1678 01:08:40,067 --> 01:08:42,067 like nothing ever happened, right? 1679 01:08:42,102 --> 01:08:43,102 Basically. 1680 01:08:50,444 --> 01:08:51,076 [door opens] 1681 01:08:51,245 --> 01:08:53,011 how could you do this to me? 1682 01:08:53,113 --> 01:08:55,480 The cops ransacked your apartment, 1683 01:08:55,616 --> 01:08:57,193 I packed up whatever was left 1684 01:08:57,217 --> 01:08:59,517 and put it on the curb. 1685 01:09:01,088 --> 01:09:02,665 And then I ran over it with my car. 1686 01:09:02,689 --> 01:09:04,623 You were my best friend. 1687 01:09:06,827 --> 01:09:07,559 You're questioning my friendship 1688 01:09:07,661 --> 01:09:09,594 after you slept with my husband? 1689 01:09:09,696 --> 01:09:11,129 What? 1690 01:09:11,164 --> 01:09:13,465 You think that I would do that to you? 1691 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:14,799 Or to marty? 1692 01:09:14,835 --> 01:09:17,235 I think that you are broken inside! 1693 01:09:17,337 --> 01:09:18,303 Alright? 1694 01:09:18,338 --> 01:09:19,883 I think you cannot have a real relationship, 1695 01:09:19,907 --> 01:09:21,006 or kids, 1696 01:09:21,141 --> 01:09:22,874 or connections with people. 1697 01:09:22,976 --> 01:09:24,109 Because I tried... 1698 01:09:24,144 --> 01:09:25,443 And look what it's gotten me. 1699 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,358 The only thing you tried was to steal my husband. 1700 01:09:28,382 --> 01:09:29,481 Why? 1701 01:09:29,516 --> 01:09:32,317 Because you were jealous of my relationship with marty? 1702 01:09:32,419 --> 01:09:33,351 No. No, no, no. 1703 01:09:33,387 --> 01:09:34,864 You knew exactly who I was and you loved it. 1704 01:09:34,888 --> 01:09:36,588 It felt dangerous 1705 01:09:36,657 --> 01:09:38,823 and it felt fun to be my friend. 1706 01:09:38,859 --> 01:09:40,169 You were never a victim, April. 1707 01:09:40,193 --> 01:09:42,594 None of this made it okay! 1708 01:09:42,629 --> 01:09:43,995 You used us... 1709 01:09:44,031 --> 01:09:44,863 And I defended you, I defended you... 1710 01:09:44,932 --> 01:09:47,732 You turned me in! 1711 01:09:47,768 --> 01:09:49,401 It was bullshit! 1712 01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:51,247 You're just like everyone else in this fake town 1713 01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:52,437 with your fake smiles 1714 01:09:52,472 --> 01:09:54,773 and your fake friendships. 1715 01:09:54,808 --> 01:09:57,142 Accusing us of being fake... 1716 01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:58,510 That's rich. 1717 01:09:58,545 --> 01:09:59,177 You used us. 1718 01:09:59,212 --> 01:10:01,313 You collected us one by one 1719 01:10:01,348 --> 01:10:04,616 to support and protect your business... 1720 01:10:04,685 --> 01:10:05,517 I don't know... 1721 01:10:05,552 --> 01:10:07,352 If you can call it that! 1722 01:10:07,387 --> 01:10:09,921 You were my friend, April. 1723 01:10:10,857 --> 01:10:12,757 Not anymore. 1724 01:10:12,793 --> 01:10:15,126 You're just a whore 1725 01:10:15,162 --> 01:10:16,628 who breezed into town 1726 01:10:16,663 --> 01:10:18,330 and destroyed everyone's lives. 1727 01:10:22,736 --> 01:10:24,402 I hope you rot in jail. 1728 01:10:39,169 --> 01:10:40,635 Okay. 1729 01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:43,104 Let's just deal with the elephant in the room here. 1730 01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:44,739 Sadie rolled into town, 1731 01:10:44,775 --> 01:10:47,542 she dazzled and spinned us into submission, 1732 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,911 and then she slept with our men. 1733 01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:51,780 Well, now she's off to prison. 1734 01:10:51,882 --> 01:10:53,982 She got what she deserved. 1735 01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:55,328 How could she look me in the eye 1736 01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:57,218 after sleeping with my husband? 1737 01:10:57,254 --> 01:10:59,174 And she charged you for classes. 1738 01:10:59,723 --> 01:11:00,755 That's messed up. 1739 01:11:00,891 --> 01:11:02,457 I just feel so stupid. 1740 01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:05,427 You know? I mean, I... 1741 01:11:05,462 --> 01:11:06,995 I promoted her business, 1742 01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,941 thinking that she cared about us, 1743 01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:10,098 cared about our town. 1744 01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:11,144 [carol] good riddance. 1745 01:11:11,168 --> 01:11:12,467 I think it's best 1746 01:11:12,502 --> 01:11:14,869 if we all just get on with our lives. 1747 01:11:14,905 --> 01:11:17,439 Let our town get back to normal. 1748 01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:20,175 There is no normal after this. 1749 01:11:20,277 --> 01:11:22,344 Oh, you are all crybabies! 1750 01:11:23,447 --> 01:11:25,280 Your partners and husbands 1751 01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:27,048 sought sexual gratification 1752 01:11:27,084 --> 01:11:29,784 with someone totally out of their league. 1753 01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:30,785 Most men would. 1754 01:11:30,821 --> 01:11:33,188 And from what I heard, 1755 01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:35,523 you got the benefit of the lessons. 1756 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,460 Even if it came with a heap of trouble. 1757 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,096 Damn whiners. 1758 01:11:45,135 --> 01:11:46,801 I'm gonna miss that class. 1759 01:11:51,942 --> 01:11:54,062 Should we even go through with this gala? 1760 01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:02,751 [brian] knock-knock. 1761 01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:04,486 I'm really not in the mood. 1762 01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:08,823 This isn't how I expected things to turn out, sadie. 1763 01:12:08,859 --> 01:12:11,559 How did you expect things to turn out 1764 01:12:11,595 --> 01:12:13,962 when you were referring all of your friends to me? 1765 01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:17,098 You all had an itch, you were happy to scratch it. 1766 01:12:17,134 --> 01:12:17,966 You're right. 1767 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:21,169 And I have to step down from office. 1768 01:12:21,972 --> 01:12:24,052 Do you see what's happening here, brian? 1769 01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:27,375 My name and face is all over the news. 1770 01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:30,512 I am trending online. 1771 01:12:30,547 --> 01:12:31,946 I will forever be known 1772 01:12:32,082 --> 01:12:34,949 as the "pole-dancing slut from luton". 1773 01:12:36,153 --> 01:12:38,586 You get a misdemeanor and a $100 fine. 1774 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:41,589 I am facing felony charges 1775 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:43,525 and the possibility of prison. 1776 01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:45,693 That's kind of a double standard, 1777 01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:48,163 don't you think? 1778 01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:52,500 I think we all need to take a long look in the mirror. 1779 01:13:04,381 --> 01:13:06,181 [door opens] 1780 01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:07,415 oh. 1781 01:13:07,451 --> 01:13:10,185 - Marty didn't do anything wrong. - Just stop, marcia, please. 1782 01:13:12,022 --> 01:13:13,788 April, listen. 1783 01:13:13,824 --> 01:13:16,357 M. Macintosh was the name on that list. 1784 01:13:17,294 --> 01:13:19,227 Me. Marcia macintosh. 1785 01:13:19,262 --> 01:13:20,895 I slept with sadie. 1786 01:13:25,469 --> 01:13:26,901 Wait a minute. What? 1787 01:13:26,937 --> 01:13:28,002 You mean you're... 1788 01:13:28,038 --> 01:13:29,571 Gay. Yeah. 1789 01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,940 Evidently, I had to hire a prostitute to be sure. 1790 01:13:33,210 --> 01:13:34,676 Worst coming-out story ever. 1791 01:13:36,213 --> 01:13:37,323 Did sadie pressure you? 1792 01:13:37,347 --> 01:13:38,780 No. 1793 01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:39,781 The opposite. 1794 01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:43,451 It was unlike anything I'd ever experienced. 1795 01:13:43,487 --> 01:13:45,687 I felt more me than I ever had. 1796 01:13:46,957 --> 01:13:47,388 And I'm glad I did it. 1797 01:13:47,424 --> 01:13:49,757 I'm glad I could. 1798 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:53,995 Wow. Marcia, that's wonderful. 1799 01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:56,164 Marty knows 1800 01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:57,410 and he's known for a while. 1801 01:13:57,434 --> 01:14:00,168 He was just giving me the space to tell you myself, 1802 01:14:00,270 --> 01:14:01,569 and I failed him. 1803 01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,004 I got nervous. 1804 01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:04,439 There was all that press. 1805 01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:06,468 Everyone in town pointing fingers. 1806 01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:08,187 Then the police were charging people. 1807 01:14:08,211 --> 01:14:10,144 I mean... 1808 01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:11,279 I messed up. 1809 01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:12,413 No, listen. 1810 01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:13,626 I jumped to conclusions. 1811 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,717 I was in full rage mode. 1812 01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:18,286 I said horrible things 1813 01:14:18,321 --> 01:14:19,754 to marty and to sadie. 1814 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,123 I mean... 1815 01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:23,725 This is a mess. 1816 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:27,229 I love you. 1817 01:14:27,264 --> 01:14:29,030 Thank you for telling me. 1818 01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:29,864 I love you. 1819 01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:31,844 I missed you and I'm happy for you. 1820 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,201 Thank you. 1821 01:14:37,908 --> 01:14:39,474 Marcia came into the salon. 1822 01:14:41,378 --> 01:14:42,488 It was killing me not being able to tell you. 1823 01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:43,512 Yeah. 1824 01:14:43,713 --> 01:14:45,913 Well, it was killing me thinking you cheated. 1825 01:14:46,683 --> 01:14:48,327 It's weird how quickly you assumed 1826 01:14:48,351 --> 01:14:50,385 I paid to sleep with a prostitute. 1827 01:14:50,420 --> 01:14:52,500 You know we don't have that kind of cash. 1828 01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:54,989 I don't know. 1829 01:14:55,025 --> 01:14:56,891 We've been so close recently. 1830 01:14:56,927 --> 01:14:58,104 I guess I just lost my mind 1831 01:14:58,128 --> 01:15:00,328 thinking that it was another lie. 1832 01:15:00,363 --> 01:15:02,030 I'm sorry. 1833 01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:05,733 See, you thought 1834 01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:06,812 that our sex life was better 1835 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:09,003 because sadie was teaching me new tricks. 1836 01:15:10,073 --> 01:15:11,973 But it was you. 1837 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:13,975 Your confidence. 1838 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:17,278 The new way that you were embracing your sexuality. 1839 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,888 Can we talk about that birthday dance? 1840 01:15:21,818 --> 01:15:22,929 That's what was turning me on. 1841 01:15:22,953 --> 01:15:25,587 She wasn't inspiring me, 1842 01:15:25,622 --> 01:15:27,355 it was you. 1843 01:15:31,461 --> 01:15:32,860 I love you. 1844 01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:42,303 Have you decided what you're going to do? 1845 01:15:42,339 --> 01:15:43,838 Honestly, I thought 1846 01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:46,441 I could make a fresh start here in luton. 1847 01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:49,110 But I've hurt people. 1848 01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:51,312 Friends. 1849 01:15:51,348 --> 01:15:53,247 I've ruined lives. 1850 01:15:58,288 --> 01:16:00,021 I want to take the plea. 1851 01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:03,124 It's time we all move on with our lives. 1852 01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:15,303 [♪♪♪] 1853 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:20,608 [entry buzzer sounds] 1854 01:16:25,799 --> 01:16:26,698 [brian] what a mess. 1855 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:27,810 My re-election bid is over. 1856 01:16:27,834 --> 01:16:29,067 I don't think we can ever 1857 01:16:29,202 --> 01:16:30,446 show our face again in this town, 1858 01:16:30,470 --> 01:16:31,470 I mean... 1859 01:16:31,504 --> 01:16:32,570 You're telling me. 1860 01:16:32,605 --> 01:16:34,886 Lynn's throwing me out and I'm staying at the inn. 1861 01:16:34,975 --> 01:16:38,276 Maybe she just needs some time to process all of this. 1862 01:16:38,311 --> 01:16:39,510 We all do. 1863 01:16:39,579 --> 01:16:40,478 No offense, rev, 1864 01:16:40,547 --> 01:16:42,680 but I don't think time is what she needs. 1865 01:16:42,716 --> 01:16:44,427 Let's just get these tables put away 1866 01:16:44,451 --> 01:16:47,185 and then run away and hide till the end of time, okay? 1867 01:16:48,588 --> 01:16:49,787 April. 1868 01:16:49,856 --> 01:16:52,290 I don't think we should cancel the gala. 1869 01:16:52,392 --> 01:16:53,392 [brian] really? 1870 01:16:53,426 --> 01:16:55,994 You don't think we've suffered enough in public? 1871 01:16:58,198 --> 01:17:00,198 Boo-hoo, brian. 1872 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:01,811 Your names end up in the gazette, 1873 01:17:01,835 --> 01:17:02,900 and you guys think 1874 01:17:03,003 --> 01:17:05,284 you're the only ones dealing with the consequences? 1875 01:17:05,672 --> 01:17:07,205 Sadie's in prison. 1876 01:17:07,307 --> 01:17:09,107 You guys were all too happy 1877 01:17:09,142 --> 01:17:11,120 to pass along her name to your little buddies 1878 01:17:11,144 --> 01:17:12,855 when you didn't think you'd be punished, right? 1879 01:17:12,879 --> 01:17:14,799 I mean, not you, petey. Not you. 1880 01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:19,684 And not one of you showed an ounce of discretion. 1881 01:17:22,389 --> 01:17:24,255 Especially not you, jim. 1882 01:17:24,391 --> 01:17:25,456 Especially not you. 1883 01:17:25,492 --> 01:17:28,192 Look, sadie changed this town. 1884 01:17:28,228 --> 01:17:29,260 For the better. 1885 01:17:29,295 --> 01:17:30,895 Yes, she made some mistakes... 1886 01:17:30,964 --> 01:17:32,163 Big mistakes... 1887 01:17:32,198 --> 01:17:33,498 But didn't we all? 1888 01:17:33,533 --> 01:17:35,800 She brought an energy to luton 1889 01:17:35,835 --> 01:17:36,835 that, honestly, 1890 01:17:37,003 --> 01:17:39,337 I don't think we even knew we were missing. 1891 01:17:39,472 --> 01:17:40,705 And then we brought it back 1892 01:17:40,807 --> 01:17:41,906 into our homes, 1893 01:17:41,941 --> 01:17:43,775 our jobs, 1894 01:17:43,810 --> 01:17:44,709 our beds... 1895 01:17:44,744 --> 01:17:45,910 Again, not you, petey. 1896 01:17:45,945 --> 01:17:47,512 What are you doing with this? 1897 01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:51,616 It was magical. 1898 01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:54,952 And I don't want to go back to the way we used to be. 1899 01:17:57,390 --> 01:17:59,624 Don't cancel the gala. 1900 01:18:00,827 --> 01:18:05,363 [♪♪♪] 1901 01:18:09,836 --> 01:18:11,335 I mean... 1902 01:18:11,471 --> 01:18:13,282 This gala is a million times better 1903 01:18:13,306 --> 01:18:15,606 than previous years. 1904 01:18:15,642 --> 01:18:16,474 Thank you so much 1905 01:18:16,509 --> 01:18:18,810 for participating in the 50/50, nana. 1906 01:18:18,945 --> 01:18:20,778 Oh, sadie would be so proud. 1907 01:18:20,847 --> 01:18:22,491 You're right. Cheers. 1908 01:18:22,515 --> 01:18:23,581 Good luck. 1909 01:18:24,517 --> 01:18:26,050 Oh... carol. 1910 01:18:26,086 --> 01:18:27,185 Nana. 1911 01:18:27,220 --> 01:18:28,986 Oh, I have an idea 1912 01:18:29,022 --> 01:18:31,033 for a great headline for the newspaper. 1913 01:18:31,057 --> 01:18:32,668 We already have one for tomorrow. 1914 01:18:32,692 --> 01:18:33,558 Oh? 1915 01:18:33,593 --> 01:18:36,794 "pole dancing prostitute spins into jail!" 1916 01:18:36,830 --> 01:18:38,496 why don't you consider 1917 01:18:38,598 --> 01:18:42,100 "brave townspeople survive thrashing by local media." 1918 01:18:42,135 --> 01:18:44,502 I did what any good newspaper reporter 1919 01:18:44,571 --> 01:18:45,536 would have done. 1920 01:18:45,572 --> 01:18:47,305 I uncovered the truth. 1921 01:18:49,409 --> 01:18:51,142 I knew your grandfather. 1922 01:18:51,277 --> 01:18:53,089 He would be so disappointed in you 1923 01:18:53,113 --> 01:18:54,523 that you couldn't tell the difference 1924 01:18:54,547 --> 01:18:56,647 between news and gossip. 1925 01:18:57,584 --> 01:18:59,544 I did what was right for this town. 1926 01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:01,760 To save the legacy. 1927 01:19:01,888 --> 01:19:03,121 She was changing everything. 1928 01:19:03,156 --> 01:19:05,123 And tempting all the men. 1929 01:19:05,158 --> 01:19:06,591 Yes. 1930 01:19:06,626 --> 01:19:08,226 Oh, and... 1931 01:19:08,361 --> 01:19:10,428 I know all about you and mr. Quinn. 1932 01:19:11,264 --> 01:19:13,965 That is what makes this so much sadder. 1933 01:19:16,736 --> 01:19:18,669 Oh, my goodness. 1934 01:19:21,207 --> 01:19:23,541 They always gotta shoot the messenger, don't they? 1935 01:19:25,411 --> 01:19:26,377 Come on, nancy drew, 1936 01:19:26,412 --> 01:19:27,945 let's go hit the photo booth. 1937 01:19:29,582 --> 01:19:30,815 Okay, but no props. 1938 01:19:32,318 --> 01:19:33,417 Thanks, man. Cheers. 1939 01:19:33,820 --> 01:19:38,222 [♪♪♪] 1940 01:19:45,298 --> 01:19:48,866 [♪♪♪] 1941 01:19:48,968 --> 01:19:49,734 lynn. 1942 01:19:49,769 --> 01:19:52,136 How dare you show your face here? 1943 01:19:54,107 --> 01:19:56,240 Lynn, I am so sorry. 1944 01:19:56,276 --> 01:19:57,808 I really mucked up everything. 1945 01:19:57,844 --> 01:20:00,378 "mucked up everything"? 1946 01:20:00,413 --> 01:20:02,647 Jim, you utterly betrayed me 1947 01:20:02,682 --> 01:20:04,126 and then carol went and published it 1948 01:20:04,150 --> 01:20:05,310 for the whole town to see. 1949 01:20:07,053 --> 01:20:08,252 And what I hate most 1950 01:20:08,288 --> 01:20:09,620 is I still love you. 1951 01:20:12,358 --> 01:20:13,369 If we can find a way through this, 1952 01:20:13,393 --> 01:20:15,404 we could probably find our way through anything, 1953 01:20:15,428 --> 01:20:17,695 but... 1954 01:20:17,797 --> 01:20:19,230 I'm really not ready. 1955 01:20:24,871 --> 01:20:26,582 Seriously, when's the last time 1956 01:20:26,606 --> 01:20:28,017 we didn't try and sneak out on this place 1957 01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:29,273 as soon as possible? 1958 01:20:30,843 --> 01:20:31,909 It looks like 1959 01:20:32,011 --> 01:20:34,478 a sexy mary poppins really did come through luton. 1960 01:20:35,315 --> 01:20:36,480 Mary poppins? 1961 01:20:38,551 --> 01:20:40,551 I mean, look, things are different. 1962 01:20:41,287 --> 01:20:41,919 Some things are the same. 1963 01:20:41,955 --> 01:20:44,088 I mean, carol's still carol. 1964 01:20:44,123 --> 01:20:45,556 Yes, she is. 1965 01:20:47,327 --> 01:20:48,292 I mean, I'm not thrilled 1966 01:20:48,328 --> 01:20:50,206 that it took a pole-dancing class prostitute 1967 01:20:50,230 --> 01:20:51,128 to spin things around, 1968 01:20:51,231 --> 01:20:52,663 but... 1969 01:20:52,799 --> 01:20:55,032 I'm not saying it was all bad. 1970 01:20:59,606 --> 01:21:02,506 [♪♪♪] 1971 01:21:04,177 --> 01:21:05,676 [tape fast-forwarding] 1972 01:21:05,712 --> 01:21:06,978 [exit buzzer sounds] 1973 01:21:08,815 --> 01:21:11,782 keep practicing those samba moves, okay? 1974 01:21:15,655 --> 01:21:16,520 [sighs] 1975 01:21:16,589 --> 01:21:18,669 [April] I thought you might need a ride. 1976 01:21:22,462 --> 01:21:24,929 Sadie, I'm so sorry. 1977 01:21:24,964 --> 01:21:26,964 I said awful things. 1978 01:21:29,035 --> 01:21:30,534 And I turned you in. 1979 01:21:32,005 --> 01:21:34,085 You did think I slept with your husband. 1980 01:21:37,377 --> 01:21:40,411 And you never betrayed marcia's secret. 1981 01:21:40,546 --> 01:21:42,013 It's amazing. Why? 1982 01:21:42,048 --> 01:21:44,282 Secrets are sort of my thing. 1983 01:21:45,451 --> 01:21:46,751 You mean more than this drama... 1984 01:21:46,786 --> 01:21:48,552 To me and to a lot of people. 1985 01:21:49,656 --> 01:21:50,755 You changed our lives. 1986 01:21:51,090 --> 01:21:53,257 Some more than others, 1987 01:21:53,293 --> 01:21:54,558 and... 1988 01:21:54,594 --> 01:21:57,828 Listen, I was in a lot of pain. 1989 01:21:57,897 --> 01:22:00,131 I was lonely. 1990 01:22:00,266 --> 01:22:04,068 I just didn't realize how much until I met you. 1991 01:22:05,672 --> 01:22:08,673 And for the record, I would never sleep with marty. 1992 01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:09,840 Oh, I know... 1993 01:22:09,876 --> 01:22:11,836 And he couldn't afford you anyways. 1994 01:22:15,515 --> 01:22:16,625 So, what are your plans? 1995 01:22:16,649 --> 01:22:18,949 Are you going to stay in luton? 1996 01:22:18,985 --> 01:22:21,018 I don't think it's a good idea. 1997 01:22:21,154 --> 01:22:22,420 Yeah, probably not. 1998 01:22:23,990 --> 01:22:25,230 I'm really going to miss you. 1999 01:22:26,626 --> 01:22:28,292 Me too. 2000 01:22:34,033 --> 01:22:35,533 I do have to get a few things. 2001 01:22:35,568 --> 01:22:36,679 Would you maybe give me a ride? 2002 01:22:36,703 --> 01:22:38,669 Oh, absolutely. Yeah. 2003 01:22:38,705 --> 01:22:40,237 Just have to make a quick stop. 2004 01:22:40,340 --> 01:22:41,305 Oh, yeah. Okay. 2005 01:22:41,341 --> 01:22:43,485 [April] you look good. Prison was good for you. 2006 01:22:43,509 --> 01:22:45,120 Gotta make it work, you know? 2007 01:22:45,144 --> 01:22:46,177 [April] yeah. 2008 01:22:47,113 --> 01:22:48,379 It's good enough. 2009 01:22:51,484 --> 01:22:52,728 - Ready? - What's happening? 2010 01:22:52,752 --> 01:22:54,218 Why'd you bring me here? 2011 01:22:55,621 --> 01:22:57,722 [loud cheering] 2012 01:23:01,594 --> 01:23:02,838 we heard you were leaving town, 2013 01:23:02,862 --> 01:23:05,763 but we really wanted to get in just one more class. 2014 01:23:08,401 --> 01:23:10,045 Who's ready to sweat one last time? 2015 01:23:10,069 --> 01:23:11,669 [cheering] 2016 01:23:14,374 --> 01:23:15,706 ♪ up to the top ♪ 2017 01:23:15,808 --> 01:23:17,975 ♪ nothing can stop us ♪ 2018 01:23:18,010 --> 01:23:19,443 ♪ up to the top ♪ 2019 01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:21,579 ♪ all the way ♪ 2020 01:23:21,614 --> 01:23:22,580 ♪ get the lights ♪ 2021 01:23:22,615 --> 01:23:24,014 ♪ let's turn it up ♪ 2022 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,416 ♪ tear the roof off ♪ 2023 01:23:25,451 --> 01:23:27,017 ♪ up to the top ♪ 2024 01:23:27,153 --> 01:23:29,253 ♪ in this place ♪ 2025 01:23:29,288 --> 01:23:31,522 ♪ we are... ♪ 2026 01:23:31,624 --> 01:23:34,959 ♪ we are stars ♪ 2027 01:23:35,094 --> 01:23:36,327 ♪ stars ♪ 2028 01:23:36,362 --> 01:23:37,561 ♪ tonight ♪ 2029 01:23:37,597 --> 01:23:39,196 ♪ we are... ♪ 2030 01:23:39,232 --> 01:23:42,366 ♪ we are stars ♪ 2031 01:23:42,402 --> 01:23:44,001 ♪ stars ♪ 2032 01:23:44,036 --> 01:23:45,469 ♪ tonight ♪ 2033 01:23:49,142 --> 01:23:52,610 [♪♪♪] 134935