All language subtitles for Everything I Know About Love s01e05

- Oh, I'm so pumped for
our party tomorrow night.

Same.

Same.

Thing is, I've got this hag.

A what?

Hag.

It's a mixture between
a stag and a hen do.

It's Nathan's friend's stag.

And then bride's going out
with all of her girlfriends

and everyone meets up
at the end for the hag.

I can miss it.

It's fine.

I can miss it.

- Should the party have a
theme?

I love a theme.

[gasps] Isn't the Diamond
Jubilee this weekend?

Queen themed.

- No, I'm not
celebrating the monarchy.

Razor.

- Nell, I really enjoy
all your various causes,

but in this case,
I'm going to have

to ask that you pop on
a little plastic crown

and just join in the fun.

I agree.

Give me the fucking razor.

- The other day, I went to this
party with Nathan at his friend

Danny and Fran's.

They're the ones who
are getting married.

And they served, like,
cocktails in real cocktail
glasses.

I got so drunk.

I can't remember
anything past 9:00 PM.

Danny and Fran.

They are such classic
names of people that you

meet through a boyfriend.

So true.

What's that supposed to mean?

- You know, like, Danny and
Fran have organized a camping
trip.

- Danny and Fran are
hiking the Inca trail.

- Danny and Fran and breaking
up and they don't which

one takes the butt plug.

[laughter]

- They have organized a camping
trip, actually, to Snowdonia.

I'm really looking
forward to it.

It'll be nice to do something
for once doesn't just

involve getting drunk.

Oh, Birdy, don't be moody.

[door slams]

- How about I make
coronation chicken for dinner

and then we can
decorate the house.

- I'd love to, but if I'm
not going to go to the hag,

I should probably
see Nathan tonight.

- But you were with
him last night.

- Yeah, but that
wasn't the weekend.

It's not fair to not
see him all weekend.

OK.

I just thought we were going to
set everything up for the party

together.

- Well, I'll come back early
tomorrow and I'll help then.

OK.

No problem.

It's fine.

Have a good day at work.

Cheers.

Opposites attract.

That's something you
hear a lot in love.

But when does being opposites
become living in opposition?

[music playing]

I'm not happy.

I want more airtime.

- If you want to
be more involved,

get your boyfriend on.

We can do a few scenes with
him.

No.

He would prefer to die.

He hates that I do this show.

- Look, the deal is we're
following your real life.

At the minute, you're giving
us a tiny part of your life.

So you're only going to be
on a tiny part of the show.

- OK, I know something
about someone.

Who?

Jade.

What about her?

- She cheated on
Kyle with Alex, and I

want to tell Kyle on camera.

[scribbling]

I think he deserves to know.

I would like to know when
the episode will air,

because I have a new
swimwear line coming up

and the publicity
would be great.

Right.

Thanks, Bella.

Thanks, bye.

[elevator dings]

Bye, Bella.

[both humming]

We just got a series finale.

[laughs] I did not
see that one coming.

Me niether.

I love this job.

We should celebrate.

What are you doing
at the weekend?

- We're having a
party tomorrow night.

A house party?

Yeah.

- As in tinnies,
ketamine, kettle chips?

Yeah.

Great.

I'll be there.

Really?

Yeah.

OK, it starts at 7:00.

Starts at 7:00?

Doesn't sound like
a house party.

- Well, you can come
round anytime you want.

Don't lie to me, Maggie.

I want the kind of party
where you could get pregnant

from the loo seat.

If I see any fucking prosecco,
I'll be really angry.

Do you understand?

Yeah?

Yeah.

- So we're hoping to
represent Edmonton Estates

and their retail portfolio.

So it's crucial that in the
upcoming piece we really--

I'm so sorry.

I'm going to have to go.

I booked a doctor's
appointment.

I cleared it.

It's fine, Amara.

So in the upcoming piece,
we really need to stress--

[MUSIC - JESSICA HOOP, "SEED OF
WONDER"]

- [SINGING] Once
my love stood still

like a stagnant
well for so long you

could hear the song
of spiders, strumming

fiber calling to the web.

Shake out.

Six, seven, eight.

And pass easy--

[MUSIC - JESSICA HOOP, "SEED OF
WONDER"]

- [SINGING] Once
my love stood still

like stagnant well for so long
you could get song of spiders,

strumming fiber
calling it to her web.

My river sits in ebb.

The little ones lean
over, laughter echoes

bounce down the dock
until it hits the floor.

Singing, come on, baby.

Come on child, call your
flow, like a seed of wonder,

faith of mustard.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa, yeah.

Ha.

Ho.

Ho.

Hey.

[clapping]

- Oh, you are so
going to get it.

Shut up.

You are.

You are.

I 100% book a ticket if I saw
you doing that on the advert.

I would be like,
who is this SILF

and will she be
dancing in my play?

Right, I've got go to bed.

But you continue to
make our home look

like flag shaggers
headquarters, Maggie, by all
means.

- Are you nervous
about tomorrow?

- Yeah, but it's got to be
done.

I can't end the relationship
without him noticing.

I wish I could.

Poor Neil.

What do you mean poor Neil?

You've been ripping the piss
out of him for six years.

Oh, good luck.

Thank you.

Yeah, good luck.

Good night.

Night.

- I'm so excited about
your callback, Amara.

I knew you'd end up
quitting your job

and going back to dancing.

I mean, property.

As if you could end
up selling houses.

I'm not quitting my job.

- Well, you're going to have to
when you get the advert.

What are you going
to do, like, pretend

you're sick while you go and
film for a week in Iceland?

I'm not quitting my job.

I've still got to pay my rent.

- Yeah, but you can do
that without being in a job

you hate.

You don't understand.

Yeah, I do.

Look at me.

Yeah, look at you, Maggie.

You've managed to
land your dream job.

So you think that
everybody else can too,

and if they don't, then
they're selling out

or they don't want it enough.

I was told explicitly by
someone high up in the industry

that I would never make it
as a contemporary dancer.

Amara, I'm sorry.

I did not realize.

- Yeah, and you
didn't realize that I

was the only girl who looked
like me on my degree course.

Or that when men chat shit
to me on dating apps,

it's not just a bad batch.

I love you, babe.

You are my ride or die.

But we are not the same.

And you don't fucking
get it sometimes.

I'm so sorry.

I don't need you to be sorry.

I just need you to see.

[music playing]

[alarm clock buzzes]

- How long have
you thought that?

I don't know, two years?

Two years?

No, actually, that's wrong.

I haven't thought
that for two years.

What I meant was it's
kind of like we've

been breaking up for two years.

- Wow, OK then, so that
weekend in Amsterdam

for our five year anniversary,
were we broken up them?

No.

- At my auntie's wedding last
summer, were we broken up then?

- No, I didn't mean--

- Because it didn't feel
like we're broken up.

It felt like you're very
much my girlfriend, Nell.

- Two, two, one, two,
two, two, one, two, two.

[mic feedback]

I've never been single, Neil.

I'm 25 and I've been in
relationships since I was 14.

I don't want to be single.

- That's not enough of a
reason for us to take our 20's

from each other.

- I never felt like you're
taking anything from me--

until now.

[tapping on mic]

One, two.

I really, really love you.

You're my best mate.

I don't want to sound like
this.

I'm OK.

I just want to be on my own.

- I'll call you in
a couple of weeks.

[playing on piano]

Yeah.

[PIANO PLAYER COVERING "DANCING
IN THE MOONLIGHT"]

- [SINGING] We get it
almost every night when

that moon is big and bright.

It's supernatural delight.

Everybody's dancing
in the moonlight.

[car horn honks]

Oh, wow.

You like it?

Oh, my god.

It looks so good.

- I'm so sorry I
wasn't here to help.

That's OK.

Doesn't matter.

You're here now.

We're going to have
an amazing night.

What's this?

- I got employee of
the month at work

and they gave me 10,000
points to spend in store.

- Um, OK, first of
all, that is amazing.

I am so proud of you.

Thank you.

- And second of all, yes,
we need all this stuff

for the house.

[gasps]

- Oh, I'm going to
keep it in my room.

Why?

- Well, I'm going to
keep it for entertaining.

- OK, but we entertain
here all the time.

- Not that kind of
entertaining.

Like, keeping it for
my bottom drawer.

What does that mean?

- Well, my mom used to have
one when she was my age.

It's like keeping it special.

Collecting it for my first
home.

This is your first home.

[door opens]

[sighs]

- I need to get
fucking shitfaced.

OK, yeah.

We can definitely organize
that, can't we Birdy?

Yeah.

You OK?

Do you want to talk about it?

No thanks.

Oh, go on then.

Go.

We can use my salmon
platter for the party.

Wow.

Go on, then.

Yay.

OK.

[sniffles]

[MUSIC - DIZZEE RASCAL, "DANCE
WIV ME"]

[SINGING] Oh.

Oo, baby.

Come and dance with me.

What's up, darling?

I been keeping my
eye on your movement.

I can't see no room
for improvement.

Why you all over there
in your Jack Jones?

You need to let me get
behind your backbone,

'Cause I'm the man for
the job, let me work it.

Hey, Queen.

Hey, Queen.

I'm sorry.

[MUSIC DIZZEE RASCAL, "DANCE
WIV ME"]

- [SINGING] You got a body
to die for, let me work it.

Now it's murder on
the dance floor.

I want to take this further
than the dance floor.

I ain't forceful, but
I'm still hardcore.

Oh, my god.

Oh, hello.

You look so hot.

- All right, all
right, all right.

Great party.

Hey, great wig.

We also got a glass.

I brought Vodka, mixers.

Vodka mixers?

What is this, Mad Men?

What can I say?

What can I say?

Come with me.

I'll get you one.

- I don't recognize
Camden these days.

Where have all the punks
and smack heads gone?

Place has got no
community spirit anymore.

- Yeah, probably
because people like you

and James rent out all the
houses to people like me.

What's in the bag?

What isn't in the bag?

Let's get fucked.

Yeah!

[MUSIC - DIZZEE RASCAL, "DACE
WIV ME"]

- [SINGING] Tell your boyfriend
hold your jar and dance

with me.

I see you glance at me, that's
why I'm asking B. So let's

party, B. Come
and dance with me.

Yo, it goes on and on.

I see you get excited
like this is my song.

You think I want
to get involved.

You're not wrong.
'Cause I've been waiting

for this moment all night long.

So I creep, creep,
creep back to your seat.

I got my left eye
checking out the scenery.

I got my right eye right
where it need to be.

Don't matter how I look at
it, you look good to me.

Still, I'm looking
for the perfect view.

The way I see it, it's
right next to you.

[doorbell]

Hey.

Hey.

Nuts, you look amazing.

Thanks.

Am I the oldest here?

I think so.

Brilliant.

[MUSIC - RUDIMENTAL, "FEEL THE
LOVE"]

- [SINGING] You know
I said it's true.

You know I said, I said, I
said, I said, I said, I said, I
said.

You know I said it's true.

You know I said, I said, I
said, I said, I said, I said.

You know I said it's true.

I can feel the love.

[cheering]

Guys, guys, come on, come on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fucking yes.

[dance music playing]

What's that?

Mcat, can you believe it?

I haven't seen it around since
2010 but Ruth's dealer

was selling it.

- [YELLING] But why's
it on my salmon platter?

- Firstly, firstly
your fucking boss

that just barged into
my room and asked

for a bump of ketamine.

God.

She is brilliant.

She's so fucking
mental, you know?

No, no, no, it's not funny.

It's really unladylike.

- Since when do we give a
fuck about being ladylike?

- And I worked really hard
for that salmon platter.

It's special.

It was going to be an heirloom
to hand down to my daughter

and I can't do that
now, because you

crushed disgusting drugs on it.

Don't worry.

I'll wash it.

It's not about that, is it?

It's about the memories
of the platter.

You can't wash those off.

Birdy, Birdy, we're 24.

Exactly.

It's time we should start
acting a bit more responsibly.

- No, that means it's time
for us to have more fun.

- Yeah, come on, I'll
make you a Vodka and Coke,

we'll put on TLC.

I don't want a drink.

OK, well, have a dance then.

I don't want to dance.

Jesus, you're never here.

And the one night you give to
us, you're watching the clock

and waiting for it to be over.

- I just don't
want to get wasted.

- You don't seem to mind
getting wasted when you're

with Nathan and his friends.

That's different.

Why is it different?

- You-- you'll understand what
I mean when you have a proper

relationship.

Wow.

Oh, my god.

- It feels like you just really
want to be with Nathan, so

why don't you go
and be with Nathan.

I will.

Spunk drunk.

She'll realize soon enough.

Woman cannot live
on spunk alone.

But normally, we have to
find out the hard way.

Listen, would you girls
let me rig up some cameras

in here for a reality show?

It'd be like minimal
interference.

Just go on, have a word
with the uptight one

and we'll make a show.

[indistinct chatter]

[dance music playing]

[door slams]

- I always thought we were
in an adult relationship

because we met at
the University,

but I realize now, we met
when we were kids, basically.

How did you meet your wife?

Same.

Uni.

Being together for all that
time and staying in love is
tough.

Yeah.

I think we weren't allowing
each other to become who

we're meant to be, you know?

But maybe we could
have worked on that.

- It's a bit about work,
but a lot about luck.

Whether you can keep loving
all the different versions

of each other.

And you deserve to
be with someone who

can love the woman you are now.

Although, this Nell-- this
Nell looks pretty hard to love,

I hate to say it.

Shut up.

She looks like Avril Lavigne.

That girl's cute as
hell, and you know it.

Oh, rock on.

Yeah.

Rock on.

Yeah.

Yeah, she didn't know
very much about fashion.

No, she terrifies me.

That's right, keep her away.

[laughter]

I forgot you were coming.

- And there I was
thinking you were staring

at the door waiting for me.

Please.

- To be clear, this is
not another booty call.

Can be a booty call.

- When are you going to let
me take you out on a date?

Why?

- Well, because
people need to eat.

I mean, you must get hungry
at some point during the day.

I'll take you to--

- -really giving me the
runaround, aren't you?

I think you love it.

Yeah, I do sort of love it.

Is the boss man still here?

He just left.

Mm, he fancies you.

No he doesn't.

He's married.

Yeah, that never stops them.

What time is it?

Mm.

Half three.

I might have to go to bed.

No, no, don't leave me.

Maggie.

- OK, night guys,
I'm going to bed.

Amara!

I see.

OK.

Do us proud, Queen.

Night.

Good evening, now.

Night, night.

Night.

Love you.

Love you.

Right, we need more booze.

Hey, do one of you
guys have a light?

Wow, smoking weed in the
street.

Reminds me of my youth.

How old are you guys?

19.

God, so young.

Everyone I know has
got so old and unfun.

And I'm like, sorry I
want to live before I die.

You know?

[MUSIC - THE TING TINGS,
"THAT'S NOT MY NAME"]

- [SINGING] I keep stalling,
and keeping me together.

People around got to
find something to say.

Make yourself at home, lads.

- [SINGING] Holding
back, everyday the same.

Don't want to be a loner.

Listen to me.

You're back.

And for you madame.

Oh.

[kisses]

[inaudible]

- [SINGING] Forget my
name, --ame, --ame, --ame.

They call me Elle.

They call me Stacey.

They call me her.

They call me Jane.

That's not my name.

That's not my name.

That's not my name.

That's not my name.

They call me quiet
girl, but I'm a riot.

Maybe Jolisa.

Always the same.

That's not my name.

[music warps and slows]

You haven't got cord?

No, I'm trying.

[inaudible]

Are you sure?

- No, I think I can see--

cigarette smoking--
[inaudible].

It's all blending.

[music playing gradually
louder]

Maggie.

Maggie.

My laptop's gone.

Are you sure?

- Yeah, yeah, we've
looked everywhere.

Mine's gone too.

I always keep it here.

- Mine was playing music in the
kitchen, but I don't get it.

Who would have taken it?

We knew everyone who was here.

- Fuck, do you think it
was one of those boys?

What boys?

- The guys I met
outside the Landis.

Invited them in for a bit.

I didn't see them leave.

Maggie.

I'm sorry.

Do you know their names?

Where they live?

No.

Fuck.

Why did you invite them?

- OK, I'm going to
buy you a new laptop.

We'll split the cost and
then I'll pay you back.

- And what am I
going to tell school?

- I need that laptop
for work, Maggie.

OK, I'm going to fix this.

Just trust me.

I'm going to sort
this out today.

[brass band music]

[cheering]

- And I think we
can all agree, there

is one woman who is the
absolute opposite of a dodgy
dealer.

And that is Her
Majesty, the Queen.

[cheering]

Yes, we're here to
celebrate a Diamond Jubilee.

That's 60 years on the
throne, ladies and gentlemen.

Give it up.

Right, have another pork pie.

Knock yourself out.

James.

Yeah?

I'm Maggie.

I texted you earlier today.

Well, what is this emergency?

Look, if it's about
the washing machine,

you're just going to
have to live with it.

Just put some towels down
and mop up the liquid.

No, it's not about that.

What's wrong with
the washing machine?

Nothing.

So it's fine.

- Can we talk somewhere
a but more quiet?

So that is the long
and short of it.

We will not be paying our rent
this month, because we can't.

And it won't ever happen again.

But this is just going
to have be our month off.

Like a fallow month.

Hey, you can't be serious.

I am.

- Well, you can't not paid
rent.

- Yeah, but you
heard what happened.

- Yeah, I'm afraid
it's not my problem.

Mate, come on.

Let's just be real
for a moment here.

That place is falling apart.

You are massively
overcharging us.

We've lived there for months,
and we never bother you.

Just give us this
one on the house.

- Sorry, it's out
of the question.

I can let you pay this
month's late, if it'll help.

How late?

I'll give you a week.

Oh, I feel sick.

Big night?

Yeah.

- Well, you know, there's
only ever one thing for it

to get you through.

And that is to
carry on drinking.

Yeah, I forgot.

You were, like, quite a
big party boy in the '90s,

weren't you?

Well, I tried.

Do you like to get high?

Why?

- A couple of bumps of mundi
left over from last night.

Yeah?

Yeah.

- You wouldn't want to-- oh.

- No, what, what,
what, what, what, what?

- Well, you won't want
to take them, would you?

- You know, it is a
big day, isn't it?

Right?

I feel it's what she would
want.

- You're not going to put
this on Twitter, are you?

No.

Mm-mm.

Yeah, all right, go on.

Oh.

Oh, they're-- they're
quite big, aren't they?

- We'll feel it in
like, 40 minutes?

Yeah.

And it's a mellow high.

It's like, really
nice, mellow high.

[music - sl2, "on a ragga tip"]

[non-english singing]

- You know, I forgot
how amazing this feels.

It's amazing.

Mm.

Thanks for saying we
could pay our rent late.

It's fine.

- And it's fine if it's, like,
six months late, isn't it?

Yeah.

Yeah, you see, I know what
it's like to be young.

I love you, James.

You're the best.

Can you stroke my scalp?

No, not my head.

My scalp.

Yeah.

[phone ringing]

- Penguin chicks are
starting to gain confidence

and will soon be ready--

Hey.

Good news.

What?

- Our landlord is
giving us six months

to pay this month's rent late.

So I'll use this month's rent
to buy another new laptop

next week.

And I'll do leafleting shifts
in evenings and weekends.

Thank fuck.

How did you manage that?

- I accidentally
got high with him.

[laughs]

- What is it with you taking
class A's with old men?

Come and meet me for a drink.

Mate, no, we're hanging.

We've been cleaning
the house all day

- Oh, please, Mara, I
don't want to go to bed.

- Maggie, you're
chasing the night

and there's nothing
out there for you.

Please?

- No, you are putting
off the comedown.

And every time you put off
the comedown it doubles.

Fine.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

Love you, bye.

[various phone rings and tones]

Hey, you.

Hey.

It's been ages.

How are you?

I'm at a party.

Come.

I want to see you.

Where?

Liverpool.

- Oh, yeah, you're
still studying there.

You should just get a train.

- I think the last train's
gone.

It's over 200 miles away.

Fine, how much will it cost?

300.

I have 150 pounds.

[music - sigma, "stronger"]

- Can you turn it
up a bit, please?

[doorbell]

Hey, hey.

Hey.

Oh, good.

You?

Yeah, oh, shhh.

Just because, yeah.

Oh, OK.

People upstairs.

What happened to the party?

Oh, it attended.

Oh.

But it's OK.

Yeah, party for two.

Mm.

Oh, you live in
your parents' house.

So you're not doing your PhD?

Oh, no, I am.

Me and me girlfriend,
we broke up.

So--

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

I had to move out.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's OK.

Head upstairs.

Yeah, I'll grab us a drink.

OK, yeah.

Sorry.

Oh, sorry.

I've drunk way too much
tonight.

It's OK.

We can just hang out.

- Think ending that
relationship kind of broke me
dick.

It's OK.

It will fix itself.

They nearly always do.

[slow jazz music playing]

- Sometimes I think I'm
addicted to being awake.

- Maybe you're scared
to be in your sleep.

I guess so.

Why?

Don't know.

Feels like being dead.

- I think it'll
be fun being dead.

Why?

- We wouldn't have to
worry about anything.

Sounds awful.

I never want to die.

We have to die.

That's what gives life meaning.

- I hate it when people
say stuff like that.

It's all meaningless anyway.

We're literally lying on a
cartoon duvet smoking weed.

You can keep your
bit of meaning.

It's a too high a price to pay
for an eternity of nothingness.

I never want to not be here.

Should we try to sleep?

OK.

[garbage truck]

Where are you going?

Home.

[slow jazz playing]

[phone ringing]

Mags.

Hey.

Where are you?

Liverpool, weirdly.

- What are you
doing in Liverpool?

- The Beatles walking
tour, finally.

Um, I-- I don't know.

- Why-- why didn't
you pick up my calls?

Well, I was asleep.

Are you on your way home?

- OK, you have to
know, I literally

would rather walk back
along the motorway to London

than ask you this.

In fact, I did check
how long it would take

and it's two days, 10
hours, which would be fine,

but I do have a really
important meeting tomorrow
morning.

And I need to get a
train ticket home.

And I don't have any
money left, and I'm

at the bottom of my overdraft.

But I will pay you back the
minute I get paid next week.

- I'm not transferring
you any money.

I'll book you a ticket
and I'll email it to you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Is your phone fully charged?

Yes.

And I'm going to buy
you a thank you present

and I will cook you
your favorite dinner.

- I'll book you onto the
coach instead of the train.

It's cheaper.

OK.

And it takes longer.

Will give you some time to
think about the consequences

of your decisions.

- All right, Birdy,
ease up a little bit.

I already feel like shit.

[sighs] I'm really,
really sorry.

And I would do the same for
you.

Thank you.

I love you.

Bye.

She's alive.

[music - sugababes, "overload"]

- [SINGING] Strange fear
I ain't felt for years.

Shall we ring your mom?

No.

She already hates Dad.

He promised he'd be there.

He missed my concert
and he's forgotten

he's meant to be having
me for the weekend.

- Why don't we get
the bus to his salon.

I bet he was working
late and he's

organized a surprise for you.

Hm?

Yeah.

OK.

Stay here.

Maggie.

I'm not Maggie.

I'm your dad.

My name is Ivan, and I like
to be late for everything.

And marry loads of women.

Now, let's hear that violin.

Go on.

[playing violin]

[clapping]

Bravo.

Bravo.

Bravo.

And the crowd goes wild.

There, now your dad's seen it.

- You are the only person
in the world who knows

how to make me feel better.

Martini?

They're for the clients.

Oh, your dad won't notice.

[MUSIC - ABBA, "HEAD OVER
HEELS"]

We are so fun, aren't we?

We are the funnest.

- [SINGING] I have
a very good friend.

The kind of girl who
likes to follow a trend.

She has a personal style.

Some people like it
others tend to go wild.

You hear her voice everywhere.

Taking the chair.

She's a leading lady.

And to be honest, yes.

It was too small.

I mean, in terms
of square footage,

we'll grow out of
it very quickly.

But there is planning
permission for a loft
conversion.

Oh, that's great.

- Yeah, so we just
decided to make an offer

and we'll see how it goes.

The prodigal son returns.

Hi.

- Sorry, I didn't realize
you had people around.

Mags, this is Danny and Fran.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, Nathan.

Yo.

- What's with the--

where did you get the--

- There was a hen
party on the coach.

Thought it would be nice
trinket for the living room.

Where have you been?

Oh, Liverpool.

Oh, lovely.

Have you got friends
who live there?

Sort of, yeah.

I mean, it was a bit
of an impromptu trip.

Well, I was on a
night out last night

and I didn't want
the night to end.

But no one here wanted to carry
on, but my friend in Liverpool

did.

So I just got a cab to his.

Oh, right.

- So what happened in
the end with the flat?

Did they accept your offer,
or--

- We're still
waiting to hear back.

- Well, it's not just
about the night out, is it?

It's also because
you love drama.

Look, I'm a pretty
reasonable guy

and I don't like getting
involved in other people's

business, but Belinda was
really, really worried

about you.

OK.

Well, I'm going to go and have
a bath, so have a lovely
evening,

everyone.

Loft conversion.

Loft conversion, yes.

- We were thinking it
would be nice to have more

of a [inaudible].

Oh.

OK.

[interposing voices]

- That was delicious, thank
you.

Oh, good.

Oh.

- How long have you
known each other?

Oh, a long time.

She was the first person I
met at school, so 13 years.

- I know she's your best
friend and I know you love her,

but I don't know how you've
done it for 13 years.

Yeah.

Yes, she's pretty exhausting.

Coffee anyone?

Yeah, please.

Yeah, sounds good.

Sounds good.

Yeah.

[MUSIC - ABBA, "HEAD OVER
HEELS"]

- [SINGING] I have
a very good friend.

The kind of girl who
likes to follow a trend.

She has a personal style.

Some people like it,
others tend to go wild.

You hear her voice everywhere.

Taking the chair.

She's a leading lady.

And with no trace
of hesitation she

keeps going head over
heels, breaking her way,

pushing through unknown
jungles everyday.

She's a girl with a
taste for the world.

The world is like a
playing ground where she

goes rushing head over heels.

Setting the pace.

Running the gauntlet
in a whirl of lace.

She's extreme, if
you know what I mean.

She's just one of
those who always

has to do whatever she please.

And she goes head over heels.