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Election Day 2032
has finally arrived,
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and people are flocking
to the polls
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to cast their vote.
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Who will win the battle
for the White House
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to become the 49th president
of the United States?
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I stood by Dwayne
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after the "Tooth Fairy"
six-episode event series.
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I'm sticking with him now.
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Taft is it, from his policies
to his nurse's shoes.
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I'm voting for the
third party, the Chrome Party.
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It's time we had a sentient AI
computer in the White House.
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I was on the fence until Dwayne
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and Dr. Julien
sorted things out.
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Indeed, early exit polls
show Candidate Johnson
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experiencing
a surge in popularity
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after posting this photo
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to his social media account
last night.
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I was actually there.
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I'm not in the photo,
but I was there.
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By the looks of it,
the sixth grade rivals
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have put to rest the public feud
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that had become a distraction
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in the final days
of the campaign,
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with evil Candidate Taft
using it to his advantage
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to gain major ground
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on the awesome
Candidate Johnson.
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Um, I don't think
you can say "evil."
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Can't say... can't say what?
Evil?
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Good job, Randall.
The camera loves you, man.
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I don't know
why you ever quit acting.
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Maybe I should go back.
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You should definitely go back
to acting, Randall.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm, instead of this.
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Yeah. Hey, how did you get
Julien to come around?
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Well, Forest Whitaker
eased our tension
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with a bottle of amazing wine,
and then he asked Julien
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what could be done
to end our beef.
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- Forest Whitaker, the actor?
- And humanitarian.
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Yes, he is involved
in all my major life decisions.
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Anyways, come to find out
that Julien has a son,
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and I guess the apple
doesn't fall far from the tree.
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My son doesn't believe
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that I was in the sixth grade
with you.
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I showed him our class photo,
and he was like,
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"How do we know that's
the real Dwayne Johnson?"
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It made me crazy.
- Mm.
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It's good to question authority.
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I appreciate you,
Forest Whitaker.
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Well, I appreciate you more,
Forest,
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and I think you know that.
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- It's the grapes.
- Mm.
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Anyway, when you responded
to my tweets,
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well, he finally believed,
but that made it worse,
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'cause he was like, "Cool,
Dwayne Johnson hates my dad."
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He's so hard to please,
but I love him.
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- So?
- So...
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So he agreed to squash our beef
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if I helped prove to his son
that I didn't hate him.
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Hence the photo.
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Win-win all around.
- Mm-hmm.
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I am just glad that's behind us.
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Our early exit polls
are tracking well.
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- Hey, that's great.
- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna go to the stables.
- But it's Election Day.
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Yeah,
the horses don't know that.
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Come on, Randall.
- Oh.
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Can I call one of them Cimarron?
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- Oh, I love it.
- Yes!
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So you really are fine
not tracking the results
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in real time today?
- Oh, yeah.
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I mean, I've done all I can.
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At some point,
you just gotta step back
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and let the people decide,
like back in Hawaii
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when my parents were riding high
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after my mom's
successful wrestling event,
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the Backyard Brawl-B-Q.
- Hmm.
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And my dad's match
went over big.
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Matter of fact, in his mind,
the people had already decided
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they wanted to see
more Soulman Rocky Johnson
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as a solo performer.
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So then, through my Uncle Afa,
he booked a couple of matches
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in Saudi Arabia
with a new, local promoter.
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And he also had an exclusive
contract with the WWF.
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He did, which caused
a little bit of a mess
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when, a few days later,
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Vince McMahon himself called
with some pretty big news.
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Time to brush up on your Arabic
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'cause I'm sending you
to Saudi Arabia
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to wrestle for the WWF!
- What?
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That's why I didn't have you
on the bill for WrestleMania.
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I need you to help me
open up the Middle East.
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It's a huge, untapped market,
Rocky.
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Hey, that's great.
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I mean, I didn't even know
they liked wrestling out there.
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I mean, do they even
like wrestling out there?
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They love it.
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The Soul Patrol will be
the kings of Riyadh.
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Are you in?
- Wait.
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So Vince was launching
the WWF in Saudi Arabia
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at the same time Rocky
had already planned to go?
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Yes, it's a crazy coincidence,
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but Vince had been wanting
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to take wrestling global
for some time.
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How did Rocky get out of it?
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Vince,
I don't know what to say...
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except hell yeah!
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Fantastic!
Well, have Pat get in touch,
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and set it all up,
give you all the details.
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Afa's promoters are already
putting up billboards.
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They're promoting
the hell out of me.
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So you're just gonna
double-book Saudi Arabia
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behind Vince's back?
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It's not a good idea to bite
the hand that feeds you.
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I'll wrestle for Vince
and the other promoter.
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Saudi Arabia's a big country.
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I don't think
anyone will notice.
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A toast to the Brawl-B-Q,
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the biggest event
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in the Polynesian Pacific
Pro Wrestling history
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thanks to the work
of my daughter, Ata.
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Ata.
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When you're doing something
you love, it's not work.
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One of the puppeteers
from "Alf" said that
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in an interview
with "TV Guide."
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Ata has helped me think
about the business differently,
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and I am going to make
a big announcement
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at the next meeting,
something I think
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you're going
to be very happy about.
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But while my dad
was double-booked,
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I was taking things
to whole other level.
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Okay. Hold on.
So wait a minute.
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How many girlfriends
do you have?
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Four. I gave them each shirts
from the Brawl-B-Q.
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Went over huge.
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Wow.
Hey, I'm proud of you, Dewey.
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So how do you get them
to share you?
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They don't know
about each other.
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- Ooh.
- I ride the bus with Cam,
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eat lunch with Bethany,
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do morning recesses with Sarah,
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and since it's
the shortest amount of time,
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I do afternoon recesses
with Emily.
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Emily's better in small amounts.
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All right, students, gather up.
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Class photo.
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Bethany, I see you're wearing
the shirt I bought you.
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Notice anything unusual, Dewey?
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No.
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That we're all wearing
the T-shirt you gave us.
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School Picture Day,
a forever memory day.
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Did you think
we wouldn't figure out
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you've been dating all of us?
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We're in the same class.
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You guys talk to each other
when I'm not around?
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Who else
did you give a shirt to?
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I bought this myself.
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All right,
everybody find a spot.
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So I got what I deserved,
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and my mom was hoping she'd
get what she deserved too.
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Maybe my mom's finally
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banning Milk Duds
from the locker room.
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The guys keep slinging them
at each other,
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and they're staining the rug.
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Or maybe she'll ask you
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to officially join the business.
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That is
what I'm secretly hoping.
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I know.
I know you a little bit.
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Okay, everyone.
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Many of you know
I consider myself a lone wolf,
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whether it's playing tennis
or running my business.
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When I was in court
fighting the FBI,
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I learned the value
of having a partner,
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someone strong,
reliable, trustworthy.
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And that's why
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I'm bringing in Lars Anderson
as vice president of PPPW.
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Uh, thanks, Lia.
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You guys have done good so far,
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but now you got
a real professional here.
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Welcome to the majors, folks.
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Hey, I'm Lars. Lars.
- Nice to meet you.
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I'm Charlie.
- Hi. I'm Lars.
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Lars. Hi.
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What is happening?
Who is that?
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Lars Anderson.
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He wrestled with Peter
in the '70s.
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When you said
you learned the value
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of a strong, reliable partner,
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I thought
you were talking about me.
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What? No.
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I was talking about Herman,
my white lawyer.
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Sometimes you need a white face
to get ahead.
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Herman,
he helped me beat the rap.
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Lars is gonna help us take
the PPPW to the next level.
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I guess packing Aloha Stadium
with 60,000 fans
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isn't "next level" enough.
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Babe, you proved you're
the best promoter in Hawaii.
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And when you're the best,
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you can't be afraid
to think big.
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Yes,
we invite Lars to go fishing,
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then push him off the boat.
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What I mean is you should start
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thinking about
stepping out on your own.
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- Starting my own promotion?
- Yes.
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Baby, your mama don't decide
if you're successful.
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The people do.
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You and I are about to step
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into even bigger
and better things.
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So when I get back
from Saudi Arabia,
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we're gonna get to work
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on starting
your promotion business.
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Okay.
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So while my dad got ready
for Saudi Arabia...
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And this is our penthouse suite.
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Vince had just arrived.
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Are there any good places to eat
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near Prince Faisal Stadium?
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I'm scouting it
for a wrestling...
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What the hell?
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So when Vince found out
about Rocky double-booking
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in Saudi Arabia,
did he fire him?
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No, but things
were never the same after that.
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Vince was really upset
that my dad made a decision
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that hurt the company.
- Uh-huh.
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My dad went from Rocky Johnson,
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Tag Team champions of the world,
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to a guy who was losing
to other wrestlers.
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Vince gave my dad a slow death.
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Dwayne.
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We lost New York.
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I don't understand.
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I thought our exit polls
showed us ahead of Taft.
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We didn't lose New York to Taft.
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It's the third party candidate,
the Chrome Party.
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It's siphoning off
just enough of your votes
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that Taft carried the state.
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Their ads are all over
my social media today.
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Makes sense...
a sentient AI
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would know
to weaponize the Internet.
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It's fine.
It's just one state.
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And there's plenty of time left.
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How can you be so calm
right now?
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When I was a teenager
in Nashville,
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I learned
that you don't always get
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to sit in the driver's seat
of your own life.
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Sometimes other people
get to decide.
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It was 1987, and I was
finally finding my groove.
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Hey, hey, just picked us up
some hot chicken sandwiches,
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and they are hot as...
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uh, what's going on?
250
00:09:28,741 --> 00:09:29,655
Did we get a new apartment?
251
00:09:29,698 --> 00:09:31,614
Sure did.
252
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,572
In Pennsylvania.
253
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,616
Wait, what?
254
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,619
Lawler took me off the roster.
255
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:39,360
My run in Nashville's over.
- Are you serious?
256
00:09:39,403 --> 00:09:40,844
After the crowds
you've been drawing?
257
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,668
That's what I said,
258
00:09:42,711 --> 00:09:45,540
but Jerry said it wasn't
personal, just business.
259
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,649
Didn't want things to get stale,
260
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,022
so he's
bringing in new wrestlers.
261
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,763
But your dad called Uncle Afa,
262
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,392
and apparently,
there's lots of wresting work
263
00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:52,504
in Bethlehem right now.
264
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,288
So just like that, we're moving?
265
00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:55,571
And I don't even
get a say in it?
266
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,988
It'll be great
to be around family again.
267
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,380
Your uncle said
he's doing so well
268
00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:01,426
he bought
a new washer and dryer.
269
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,688
We don't need that.
270
00:10:02,731 --> 00:10:04,995
The one in the basement
is totally fine.
271
00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:09,956
And I finally started
to like it here.
272
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,306
I just broke in my boots.
273
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,611
I'm sorry, honey, but you know
274
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,091
this is how it works
in our business.
275
00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:16,441
Ugh!
276
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,227
Isn't that where Jesus is from?
277
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,623
No, that's Bethlehem, the Bible.
278
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,363
This is Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
279
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:28,149
Oh, that makes more sense.
280
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,499
Bummer.
- Hey, fellas.
281
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,085
Listen, the headliner's
refusing to go on tonight,
282
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,720
something about,
I don't know, a costume.
283
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,174
Do you mind helping me out
on this one?
284
00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:37,201
Me?
Can't you just handle it?
285
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,855
I would, it's just...
286
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,051
you know how attracted I am
to women who are mean to me.
287
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,642
Please? Come on.
288
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,081
Uh, Miss Moolah?
289
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,909
Next one won't miss, gingersnap.
290
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,532
You deaf or just stupid, honey?
291
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,273
I grew up around
tougher women than you,
292
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,840
so you don't scare me.
293
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,493
You Rocky Johnson's kid?
294
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,494
Yeah.
295
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,408
Then you ain't lying.
296
00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:13,280
I know your grandmother well.
297
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:15,283
She fought the FBI and won,
didn't she?
298
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,283
She told them to kill themselves
299
00:11:16,326 --> 00:11:18,111
on a local TV broadcast.
300
00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:19,852
Good line.
301
00:11:19,895 --> 00:11:22,115
So what's the problem?
Why are you upset?
302
00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:23,291
It's my jacket.
303
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,770
My jacket is in a suitcase,
304
00:11:24,813 --> 00:11:27,469
and my suitcase is on a flight
to Tokyo right now
305
00:11:27,511 --> 00:11:29,818
because of the knuckleheads
at Myrtle Beach Airport,
306
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,559
so I ain't going on.
307
00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:33,866
So that's your problem?
A jacket?
308
00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:36,129
Not just a jacket, baby.
309
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,392
My jacket.
310
00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:40,743
Without that jacket,
the Fabulous Moolah
311
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,485
is just Moolah.
312
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,115
And I worked too hard
at becoming fabulous
313
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,618
to start backsliding now.
314
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:49,230
Okay.
So it's not a real problem.
315
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,144
Oh, you got real problems,
do you?
316
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,147
I do, actually.
317
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,408
We're moving to Pennsylvania.
318
00:11:54,451 --> 00:11:56,759
Oh, you're moving?
Boo-hoo.
319
00:11:56,802 --> 00:11:59,022
Not just moving, moving again.
320
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,327
I just started to like it here.
321
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,783
How am I supposed
to figure out where I fit
322
00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,634
if I keep moving
every time I get comfortable?
323
00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:05,201
Baby,
nobody knows what their life
324
00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:06,745
is gonna look like
when they're your age.
325
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,379
When I was young,
I wanted to get married,
326
00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:11,381
live in the suburbs,
be the kind of woman
327
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,514
that bakes cookies
for the mailman.
328
00:12:13,557 --> 00:12:15,081
And you know what happened?
- What?
329
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,301
I got that life, and it sucked,
330
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:20,347
so I grabbed my makeup bag,
and I ran away.
331
00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:22,437
And here I am, 50 years later,
332
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,613
talking to you
in the ladies' locker room,
333
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:26,397
which is really a storage closet
334
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,355
that smells like dead squirrels,
335
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,313
and I don't regret
a second of it.
336
00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:31,706
I thought my journey was over,
337
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:35,798
but, baby,
I was just getting started.
338
00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:39,062
Don't just take my word for it.
Ask anybody.
339
00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:42,673
I was gonna be
Randy Poffo, yeah,
340
00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:45,328
and I was gonna barrel it up
in St. Louis for the Cardinals.
341
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,982
Ooh, yeah!
342
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,376
Andre had planned to stay
in his village in France
343
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:50,421
and become a farmer.
344
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,379
Easy.
Wrestling, since baby.
345
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,426
Then I blew out my shoulder.
346
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,080
Lost my spot on the team.
347
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,734
Farming is not for Andre.
348
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,971
Pick the carrot,
pick the turnip.
349
00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:02,389
Pick the carrot,
pick the turnip. Non.
350
00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:06,350
1971, AAU Greco-Roman
wrestling champion.
351
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,394
That's it, papa.
352
00:13:07,437 --> 00:13:09,571
Then I found wrestling,
353
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:12,008
and everything made sense, yeah.
354
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:15,184
Andre make the decision
to leave his maman,
355
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,666
come to America,
become big champion.
356
00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:19,145
What?
357
00:13:19,188 --> 00:13:20,905
I always want to be wrestler,
so I become wrestler.
358
00:13:20,929 --> 00:13:24,412
Busting my shoulder
was the best thing
359
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,631
that ever happened
to the Macho Man, baby.
360
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,417
Andre has no regrets.
361
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,767
See? Proof.
Camera man, zoom in.
362
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,509
Life is a windy path, princess,
363
00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:38,426
but if you trust in yourself
and in your journey,
364
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,514
you'll get where you need to be.
365
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,567
Please welcome
the Fabulous Moolah!
366
00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:52,440
You go home!
367
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:55,312
Oh, boo-hoo!
368
00:13:55,355 --> 00:13:57,445
Hey, Dwayne,
ain't that your, uh...
369
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,706
Suits her better.
370
00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:03,494
Whoo! Moolah!
371
00:14:06,409 --> 00:14:09,630
On the way home, I thought
a lot about Moolah's words...
372
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,115
So you think
they got snow in Pennsylvania?
373
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,463
Could be cool.
374
00:14:16,506 --> 00:14:19,683
And I decided
to trust the journey.
375
00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:22,121
They definitely have snow.
376
00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:24,298
Uncle Afa says
he keeps a hairdryer in his car
377
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,298
to keep his feet warm.
378
00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:26,561
Dude's always sweating
379
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,604
but somehow still cold.
380
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,309
Jeannie, we're ready to call
the state of Ohio
381
00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:37,615
for Candidate Johnson.
382
00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:39,922
He's rebounding well
after his surprise loss
383
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,402
in New York.
384
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,813
Looks like it's gonna come
down to the wire, boss.
385
00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:44,796
You're right, just gotta
let the people decide.
386
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,101
You know, all we can do
387
00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:47,731
is ask for our chance
to succeed, Randall.
388
00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,278
Reminds me
of a similar situation
389
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,933
when I made my debut in the WWE.
390
00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:53,980
Was this after you wrestled
in the dark match
391
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,284
in Corpus Crispy?
392
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,808
Did you just say
"Corpus Crispy"?
393
00:14:57,852 --> 00:15:00,115
- No.
- Well, okay, yes.
394
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:02,813
After my dark match,
Vince McMahon had a vision
395
00:15:02,857 --> 00:15:04,511
for me to make
my televised debut
396
00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:05,947
at one of the major
pay-per-views
397
00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:08,037
of the year; it was called
"Survivor Series."
398
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:11,475
So Vince wanted me to lean
in to my family legacy
399
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,043
with this new persona
called "Rocky Maivia,"
400
00:15:14,086 --> 00:15:16,001
and I obliged with,
let's just say,
401
00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:18,177
a very memorable
wrestling costume.
402
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,354
I was gonna come in
like a badass,
403
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:23,356
jump the top rope, and talk
smack straight to the hard cam
404
00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:25,184
so all the viewers at home
could see me.
405
00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:26,750
Wait, what's a hard cam?
406
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:29,405
That's the main TV camera
that overlooks the ring.
407
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,799
Wrestlers are supposed to play
all their actions toward it
408
00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:34,149
because it's the eye
of the viewer at home.
409
00:15:34,193 --> 00:15:37,806
Yeah, it's Rocky Maivia, baby!
I'm here!
410
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,415
It's the Madison Square
Garden...
411
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,418
Turns out the hard cam
was behind me.
412
00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:43,855
I was literally talking
to nobody.
413
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,639
But I made up for that.
414
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,995
Two, three!
415
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,999
Yeah, I'm Rocky Maivia, baby,
let's...
416
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,090
Dwayne, hey,
nice work on the debut.
417
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,527
You missed the hard cam,
but real good.
418
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,244
You know, we're planning
a big push for you.
419
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,270
You're on your way to becoming
the WWF's next baby-faced star.
420
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,360
I'll do whatever you say
to make that a reality.
421
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,014
- That's what I like to hear.
- Vince.
422
00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:13,624
Lia, how are you, beautiful?
423
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,365
This was the first time my
dad and Vince saw each other
424
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,933
since the double-booking
incident in Saudi Arabia
425
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:22,067
that ended my dad's WWF career.
426
00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:25,027
- Vince!
- Rocky! There he is.
427
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,246
That's how they greeted
each other after everything?
428
00:16:27,289 --> 00:16:29,552
Warm like that?
- That's wrestling.
429
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:30,878
You know, your kid's
really got something.
430
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,077
It makes sense.
431
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,644
Taught the boy
everything he knows.
432
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:36,038
Lucky for us,
he never listens to me.
433
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,653
You made your family
very proud tonight, Dewey.
434
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:48,398
Yesterday,
you were just my baby,
435
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:54,360
and now you're my "Survivor
Series" champion baby.
436
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:56,014
Well, you missed the hard cam,
437
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,234
but pretty good, son.
438
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,541
You were like Superman,
439
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,977
except with a very,
very different costume.
440
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,303
You know,
if Vince wants me to dress
441
00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:05,608
like I just stepped out
of "The Lion King,"
442
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,201
then that's what I'll do.
443
00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,071
After that night,
I hit the road hard
444
00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:11,987
for the WWF.
445
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,729
Show after show.
Town after town.
446
00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:16,251
As part of Vince's big push,
447
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,601
I went up against Triple H
448
00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:19,646
for the Intercontinental Title.
449
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,692
It was a match
I'll never forget.
450
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,587
Your winner
451
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,833
and new Intercontinental
Champion, Rocky Maivia!
452
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:35,096
I was the champ,
and it felt incredible.
453
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,326
Wait, why were they booing?
454
00:17:46,368 --> 00:17:48,980
Well, that was the beginning
of the Attitude Era.
455
00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:51,592
That was when fans really
wanted more edge,
456
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:54,247
like the beer-swigging,
trash-talking heel
457
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:56,770
known as
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
458
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,772
And there I was on
the other end of the spectrum.
459
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:01,428
I mean, I had a bad haircut
and a big smile.
460
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,472
Plus it didn't help
that Vince was force-feeding me
461
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,084
to the people as their new hero.
462
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,911
- The people were deciding.
- They were.
463
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:08,434
Over and over again.
464
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,959
But despite the signs
that things weren't working,
465
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:13,353
Vince kept believing in me
and kept me on the bill
466
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:15,268
for the biggest pay-per-view
of them all.
467
00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:20,882
WrestleMania.
468
00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:23,276
The show your dad missed out
on because of Saudi Arabia.
469
00:18:23,318 --> 00:18:26,060
- That's right.
- Come on, Dewey!
470
00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,214
Now, the Sultan
was one of the biggest heels
471
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:33,067
in the company, and I was one
of their biggest baby faces.
472
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,503
Ah!
473
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,134
Usually at this moment,
the crowd rallies
474
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:39,117
behind the baby face before
he makes his big comeback.
475
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,205
However...
476
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,163
Rocky sucks!
Rocky sucks!
477
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,688
Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks!
- Boo!
478
00:18:44,731 --> 00:18:46,167
Rocky sucks!
479
00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:47,951
The crowd did
the exact opposite.
480
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,345
Rocky sucks!
481
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:51,304
Was this your lowest moment
in the ring?
482
00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:53,435
Nope, that was about to come.
483
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,701
So you get to WrestleMania,
all should be well,
484
00:18:57,744 --> 00:18:58,920
but the crowd hates you.
485
00:18:58,962 --> 00:19:00,138
Hates me so much.
486
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,662
And that wasn't your low point?
487
00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:03,029
As I said,
that was about to come.
488
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,577
Vince had another idea
489
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,189
about how to turn the crowd
around for Rocky Maivia.
490
00:19:09,973 --> 00:19:12,151
It all had to do with legacy.
491
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,413
Ah!
492
00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:14,805
Your dad jumped in to save you?
493
00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:16,328
Yup.
494
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:20,507
Did everybody lose their minds?
495
00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:22,464
No.
496
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,205
Go, Rocky!
497
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,643
Look at how heavy
his breathing is.
498
00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:30,430
But two generations
of wrestlers side by side.
499
00:19:30,472 --> 00:19:32,648
How could they not be moved
by that?
500
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,564
I know, and trust me,
501
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,871
you weren't the only one
who was surprised.
502
00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:40,048
Rocky sucks!
Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks!
503
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,396
I went into the ring
504
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,224
thinking Vince's gimmick
was gonna work,
505
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,878
and my future would be bright.
506
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,010
But instead I left
wondering if I had
507
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,230
any future in wrestling at all.
508
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,190
The people had decided
I wasn't their guy.
509
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,843
Rocky sucks!
Rocky sucks!
510
00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:55,150
- This isn't working.
- No, it is not.
511
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,673
Did we make a mistake here?
512
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,588
You mean with the dad stunt?
513
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,201
No, about him.
514
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,897
Rocky sucks!
Rocky sucks!
515
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,377
I never knew this.
516
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,989
I always just assumed that
once you made it to the WWF,
517
00:20:08,031 --> 00:20:09,295
you were instantly a star.
518
00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:11,122
You know,
I think a lot of people assume
519
00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:12,883
that once you hit a certain
level in your career,
520
00:20:12,906 --> 00:20:14,343
it's all easy sailing
from there,
521
00:20:14,386 --> 00:20:15,736
but they're wrong.
522
00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:17,060
I mean, you could reach
for the stars
523
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,607
and if you're lucky
even get there,
524
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:21,523
but that doesn't mean that
it won't disappear overnight.
525
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,569
Hmm. So what happened next?
526
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,875
How'd you turn it around?
527
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,398
Oh, there was no saving
that day.
528
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,009
So after that, I went ahead,
and I...
529
00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:29,705
Sir, they're calling Texas.
530
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,622
We're calling Texas
for Candidate Dwayne Johnson.
531
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,667
A huge victory for Johnson...
- Yes! Yes!
532
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,845
- In the south.
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
533
00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:39,802
Whoo!
534
00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:41,282
But in a surprise turn,
535
00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:43,807
it looks like Michigan
has officially been called
536
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,419
for Candidate Taft.
- No!
537
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:48,508
You were just in the lead
in Michigan.
538
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,769
It's the Chrome Party.
539
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,380
They're still
siphoning votes away.
540
00:20:51,423 --> 00:20:53,425
It's okay, I got
a lot of faith that the people
541
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,949
are gonna make
the right decision.
542
00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:57,125
And in another shocker, Florida,
543
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,823
seemingly a Johnson lock
according to exit polls,
544
00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:01,303
has gone to Taft.
545
00:21:01,346 --> 00:21:04,349
And California
is officially projected
546
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,352
to go to Taft...
- Which seals it.
547
00:21:06,394 --> 00:21:08,615
In a result nobody
could have seen coming,
548
00:21:08,657 --> 00:21:11,400
the 49th president
of the United States
549
00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:14,490
is Senator Brayden Taft.
550
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,838
I lost.
551
00:21:17,231 --> 00:21:19,451
But the journey is never over.
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