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Dwayne Johnson is
just a bad guy.
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He always has been.
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And when someone
tries to kill you,
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you don't forget.
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And you don't want that
person in the White House.
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Wait, so you do know this guy?
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We met briefly in Hawaii.
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Did you really try and kill him?
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No. Come on, of course not.
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- Well, so who is he?
- What happened?
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You know when you're on top,
somebody will come along
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and try to knock you down a peg?
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Oh, yes.
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In 1984, my dad, Rocky Johnson,
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and his tag team
partner Tony Atlas
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had just won the
WWE Tag Team titles
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and we were all riding high.
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My dad was making more money
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than he'd ever made in his life.
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And one of the first things
he did was call the guy
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all the wrestlers got
their jewelry from,
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legendary heel manager,
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Classy Freddie Blassie.
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The finest Israeli
diamonds in Hawaii.
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And one of the first
things I did was go on
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a shopping spree at Toys "R" Us.
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Vince McMahon had
made my dad a star,
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and he wasn't only
making our lives better,
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he had my grandmother's back
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as she dealt with federal
charges for an incident
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involving rival
promoter Greg Yao.
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It's a screw job, Vince.
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Whatever we can do
to support you, Lia,
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just let me know.
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These feds, they
don't understand
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the ways of our business.
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You know they're listening
to this call right now.
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- No way.
- They'd have to get their heads
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out of their asses first.
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Good.
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Vince was always
true to his word
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and continued to
allow some of his guys
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to work for my grandmother,
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which was crucial
to her business.
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His WWF stars wrestled
on her weekly show,
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which aired on TV in
Hawaii every Saturday.
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Mr. Fuji throws salt
on King Tonga's eyes!
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That's gotta sting!
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Wait a minute, Jake's
pointing at his bag.
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What's in the bag?
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Oh, my God, it's Desdemona!
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Jake places his
snake, Desdemona,
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on a knocked-out
Slaughter's chest,
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adding insult to injury.
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Rocky with the elbow to Sheik.
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And George "The Animal"
Steele is going wild.
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Rocky dives for the tag.
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Tony Atlas is coming in
like a house on fire.
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Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
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- He body-presses Sheik!
- What a specimen!
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One, two, three.
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The Soul Patrol
has done it again.
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- Ooh!
- Yeah! Go Dad!
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Wait, these aren't
potato ridges.
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They're Ruffles, baby.
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Only name brand for us now.
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- Whoo!
- Wow!
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Things were great.
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We were living in
a nice apartment
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eating name-brand snacks.
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And the clothes...
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I felt pretty damn cool
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being the son of a WWF champ.
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Hey, how much can
your dad bench?
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I don't know, but it's a lot.
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One time, I saw him
pick up a refrigerator.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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I saw Rocky pull a
knife on a bunch of kids
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who had stolen
Dewey's boogie board.
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Whoa.
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And then my dad grabs Steele
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Whoa.
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So Sheik jumps in.
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Then my dad starts
pummeling Sheik.
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My dad tags in Tony who pins
Sheik and the announcers go,
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"The Soul Patrol
has done it again!"
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Whoa.
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Sorry.
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Julien here. New kid.
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My family just moved in
from St. Paul, Minnesota.
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- Oh, my God.
- That's him.
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- Julien.
- That's him.
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And he came out of
the gates swingin'.
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How do we know that Rocky
Johnson is really your dad?
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- What?
- I'm just saying.
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Have any of you ever seen Rocky?
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Yeah.
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Sebi, you just
said you saw my dad
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pull a knife on some bullies.
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Well, now that I think about it,
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it could have just been a
supportive man you were with.
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Has your dad ever dropped
you off at school?
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No, 'cause I take the bus.
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- That's weird.
- Son of a champ takes the bus.
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Just saying.
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No one had ever
challenged me like that,
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and it got to me.
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So the Rainbow Warriors
certainly have their work
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cut out for them.
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Coming up on "Terry
and the Chief,"
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Lia Maivia, in-studio live.
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Lia, the whole island is buzzing
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about the live wrestling event
you're putting on next month.
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Can you give us any details?
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Of course, Terry.
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The Backyard Brawl-B-Q will
be held at Aloha Stadium
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with the biggest
stars in the business:
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André the Giant, Soul
Patrol, Ric Flair,
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Roddy Piper, Jake "The Snake."
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Oh, and so many more...
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Mrs. Maivia, you can't be here.
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Again, you are
under house arrest.
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- How did you find me?
- You're on the radio.
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- Let's go.
- But this is for my business.
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You're about to go on
trial for racketeering
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and extortion charges
against Greg Yao.
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You're not to conduct
business of any kind.
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Fine, I'll call my white lawyer
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and see what he says about that.
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Yes. Great.
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I very much encourage
you to do so.
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Good. I will.
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Tickets are going
fast. Call 808...
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Mrs. Maivia!
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157-8922!
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The FBI can be ruthless,
as I know from researching
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the role of Elliot Ness,
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which I didn't wind up getting
because the casting director
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- was playing mind games.
- Mm.
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- So you know then.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know, like I was
saying, when you're on top
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like my grandmother was,
people come for you, man.
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- Hmm.
- When she was getting ready
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for her court case,
my dad and Tony,
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well, they were really embracing
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the perks of being champs.
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The number one rule
is no matter what,
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under any circumstances,
never, ever
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feed them after midnight. Yeah.
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Hey, nice necklace, Rock.
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What is that, a bronze coyote?
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- Oh, no, brother.
- It's a golden lion.
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Yes, it is.
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You live your life, brother.
I just got myself a waterbed.
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Hey, I heard that's like
sleeping in the ocean.
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- I wouldn't know.
- See, I don't go near the ocean.
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But I do mess with a waterbed.
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The guy even gave me
a champion's discount.
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King Titan's Luxury Goods,
they'll hook you up.
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André.
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Hey.
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Hey, good to see you.
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Pat Patterson.
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Ah, Rocky.
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Guess who was just
talking about you?
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- Who?
- Nobody!
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"Nobody!"
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Ah, Pat loved that joke.
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You know, he was tag team
partners with my grandfather,
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High Chief Peter Maivia.
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And Pat was the first
openly gay wrestler.
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And at that time in pro
wrestling, it wasn't easy.
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They would mess with him
and talk behind his back.
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Look at his jacket.
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So my grandfather went up to Pat
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in a crowded locker room...
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Good luck tonight, Pat.
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That was my grandfather's
way of saying,
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"If you mess with Pat,
then you mess with me."
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Mm-hmm.
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No one wanted to mess
with the High Chief.
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He was the baddest
dude in the room.
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Bobby.
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I have an important
announcement from Lia.
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- Testing, testing.
- One, two, three.
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Bob, are you recording?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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Hello. I wish I could be
with you in person today,
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but my white lawyer has said
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I can't conduct any
wrestling business.
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I will sort this
out, but until then,
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I won't be able to
run any meetings.
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And I'll be in touch
soon. How do I turn...
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Uh, these used pancakes
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are from the gentleman
in the corner booth.
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Enjoy the leftovers, boys.
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Didn't want them to go to waste.
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- Greg Yao.
- What are you doing here?
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I've been up for three
days celebrating.
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Celebrating.
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Wait, what was I
celebrating again?
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You know what, you
wouldn't have the balls
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to show up in this
diner if Lia were here.
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- Well, she's not here.
- But I am.
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With Jessica and Kristen.
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It... it's Kir-sten.
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I'm never gonna
remember that, baby.
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Wait, celebrating
your family's demise!
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That's what I was gonna say.
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That's what I've been
up for three days doing.
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While my grandmother had her
hands full with Greg Yao,
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I was dealing with
my own problem.
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Dad, can you sign this for me?
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Sure.
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- What's that for?
- There's a kid at school
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who doesn't believe
that Dad is my dad.
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What? Of course I'm your dad.
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I know, but he
doesn't believe me.
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Oh, honey, don't let
that kid bother you.
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But get used to it.
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You see, I'm on top,
which means you're on top.
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Naturally, people are
gonna wanna challenge you.
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Here, hand it over like this.
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So they can see the
family resemblance.
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Hi.
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How you folks doing? Anything
catch your eye so far?
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Yes, uh...
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We are interested in a waterbed.
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My tag team partner, Tony Atlas,
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said he got one here.
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Rocky Johnson.
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Wow, I'm a huge
"Soul Patrol" fan.
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- Oh, thank you.
- That last match was awesome.
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When Tony press-slammed
the Sheik.
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Yeah.
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But I kind of roughed
Sheik up before that.
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- Set Tony up.
- Yeah. Ingrid?
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Let's get a
"Champion's Discount"
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for Mr. Atlas' partner here.
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Okay. I love Tony Atlas.
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Yo, Julien, you want proof
that Rocky Johnson's my dad?
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Here.
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That's a cute photo
that you could've gotten
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at a meet-and-greet.
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You see, I also
have a signed photo
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with me and Rocky.
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Does this mean he's my dad?
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No.
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I also have one with
me and Johnny Carson.
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Whoa!
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Also not my dad.
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Oh, ho, so Julien
was that kind of kid.
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- The worst, right?
- The worst.
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I totally get why you
tried to kill him.
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I never tried to kill him.
256
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,000
Oh, right. Right.
257
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,001
- Like at all.
- Okay.
258
00:09:28,044 --> 00:09:29,307
I'll be... I'll be right out.
259
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,268
Hope.
260
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,616
What are you doing here?
261
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,619
I'm here to take
the woman I love.
262
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,489
My woman.
263
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,881
I prayed for this moment.
264
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:39,927
Bo still loves Hope!
265
00:09:43,451 --> 00:09:44,626
Honey.
266
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,499
I need you to take
over the business.
267
00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,500
- What?
- Just temporarily.
268
00:09:49,544 --> 00:09:53,288
The slimy FBI put a ankle ring
on me to track me like a dog,
269
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,376
so I can't work while my
court case is pending.
270
00:09:55,419 --> 00:09:56,572
Have you talked to
Herman about this?
271
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,206
- Who?
- Your white lawyer.
272
00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,642
Yes, yes. He agrees.
273
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,470
While I'm dealing
with the trial,
274
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,254
I need you to make sure
everything runs smoothly.
275
00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:06,605
If anything jeopardizes
this business,
276
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,910
Greg Yao wins.
277
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:08,869
- But...
- Hold on.
278
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,434
"Days" is back.
279
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,871
You're not gonna marry Welch.
280
00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:13,787
- I'm not gonna let that happen.
- Stop me.
281
00:10:17,485 --> 00:10:18,724
I knew he'd stop the wedding.
282
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,663
Maybe Rocky should
get a motorcycle.
283
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,729
Running the business
will be easy.
284
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,798
You oversee the Saturday matches
285
00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:28,322
and the Backyard
Brawl-B-Q live event.
286
00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:29,692
But I've never done
anything like this.
287
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,909
I can't just come
in and run the...
288
00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,326
Yes, you can.
289
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,894
You've been by my
side the whole time.
290
00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:37,288
The business is in your blood.
291
00:10:37,331 --> 00:10:38,725
That's true.
292
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,640
I have watched you and dad
do this my entire life.
293
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,209
Okay.
294
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,601
I'll do it.
295
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,691
Good. And remember.
296
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,432
When the wrestlers
come and tell you ideas
297
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,606
about their persona,
298
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,913
just say, "I'll think about it."
299
00:10:53,956 --> 00:10:56,786
And then never think about it.
300
00:11:00,049 --> 00:11:02,749
My mom gave me the breakdown
of this Saturday's matches
301
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,986
and they're basically
the same as last week's.
302
00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,403
Hey, it's a well-oiled machine.
303
00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,363
You got this, babe.
You're gonna do great.
304
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,802
I'm talking Pan-Am, right?
305
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,171
You gotta get in there.
I'm on that Nasdaq...
306
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,606
Okay, everyone,
let's all take a seat
307
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:16,893
and get started.
308
00:11:18,764 --> 00:11:20,854
Sheik, are you looking
for the bathroom?
309
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,203
No. I'm giving myself a tour.
310
00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:25,075
Let's just all stay
in the living room.
311
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,443
Hey, man, pass this
coffee to Randy?
312
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:27,424
Yeah, got you, brother.
313
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,730
Yeah.
314
00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:30,777
That's for you.
315
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,386
Ooh, yeah.
316
00:11:32,429 --> 00:11:33,518
Great coffee, Tone.
317
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,736
Welcome, boss.
318
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:35,912
Hey.
319
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,434
I made that coffee, man.
320
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,394
Sorry, brother.
321
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,134
- It's nice.
- Thank you.
322
00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:42,831
Was that so hard?
323
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,746
Okay, let's get to business.
324
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:47,227
Um, as you know, I'm
temporarily taking over
325
00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:49,926
for my mom while she
handles her legal issues.
326
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,754
Uh, so let's go through
Saturday's match.
327
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,451
- Ata?
- Yes, Sika?
328
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:56,540
I've an idea I wanna try
called "Touched by a Ghost."
329
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,719
See, I dye my hair all white.
330
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,113
Either I'm a ghost
or I'm a warrior
331
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:06,812
who fought ghosts and
survived, but I paid a price.
332
00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:08,466
My white hair.
333
00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:09,816
I always carry the mark.
334
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,556
That's deep.
335
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,384
Okay, well, maybe...
336
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:14,384
And I was also thinking,
337
00:12:14,428 --> 00:12:16,125
I know I'm super strong and all,
338
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,562
but what if I had a weakness,
339
00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:20,826
and that weakness was feet?
340
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,152
- Women's feet!
- You know what, Tony?
341
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,674
- I thi...
- What if I ate some bad beans
342
00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:24,787
and magically become smart?
343
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,398
You know what?
344
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,965
These are great ideas.
345
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,445
How 'bout we all write them down
346
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,576
and I'll think about it?
347
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,187
- I...
- Bob has pens and paper.
348
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,971
I write them...
349
00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:37,104
I'm already taking notes.
350
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,322
Um, hey, that's my pad, okay?
351
00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:41,586
That has a personal message
from a lady on it, okay?
352
00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:42,979
That's a note from my mother.
353
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,546
Please, that's from my mother!
354
00:12:45,894 --> 00:12:47,157
Just ignore him, baby.
355
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,506
It doesn't matter what
this Julien kid thinks.
356
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,986
Except it does.
357
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:53,163
Kids are starting
to believe him.
358
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,532
Well, fine, then I'll
just come to school
359
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,273
with you tomorrow and
show him my stretch marks.
360
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,820
Uh, you know what?
361
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:58,995
I think I'm good.
362
00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:00,822
Mr. Fuji.
363
00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:02,999
Again with the salt to the eyes.
364
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,434
Look who's back.
365
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,220
It's Desdemona!
366
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,482
Jake "The Snake" adds
insult to injury.
367
00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,354
Now that my mom was in charge,
368
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,356
she saw the wrestling
matches in a new light.
369
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,924
And all she could think about
were ways to improve them.
370
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,144
He body-presses Valentine!
371
00:13:18,187 --> 00:13:20,321
His signature move.
372
00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:23,865
- Tony pins Greg Valentine.
- Yeah!
373
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,195
And the Soul Patrol wins again.
374
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,850
Dad!
375
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,373
Ata.
376
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,071
- Pat!
- It's so good to see you.
377
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,332
Oh.
378
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,423
So good to see you.
379
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,903
You remember my son, Dewey?
380
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,034
Oh, look at this little man.
381
00:13:39,078 --> 00:13:41,864
He reminds me so much of Peter.
382
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,084
One day, you will be a champ.
383
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,476
Huh? Like your father.
384
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,174
And your grandfather, hmm?
385
00:13:48,217 --> 00:13:50,307
It is in your blood.
You understand?
386
00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:52,831
- Pat was right.
- It was in my blood.
387
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,572
And I knew what I needed to do.
388
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,532
And so did my mom.
389
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,414
Why are you looking at
the guys' suggestions?
390
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,797
You're not actually
considering their ideas?
391
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,798
Their ideas aren't great.
392
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,496
But they're not wrong to want
to do something different.
393
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,673
Doesn't it feel like we keep
repeating the same thing?
394
00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:09,892
I feel like I am.
395
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,414
Babe, I do all that selling.
396
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,243
Tony gets the hot tag
and the big finish.
397
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,897
And that's what the
people remember.
398
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,376
It's crazy.
399
00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:19,466
I do 99% of the work and
he gets all the glory.
400
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,599
I mean, we're both
tag team champ...
401
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:26,908
Where's my belt?
402
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,519
Oh, my God.
403
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:33,220
Whoa.
404
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,788
Is that the WWF Tag Team belt?
405
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:39,008
Yep. Yo, Julien?
406
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,009
Just thought I'd wear
a belt to school today.
407
00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:43,490
My dad's championship
belt. - Whoa.
408
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,841
Did you also get one of
these at a meet-and-greet?
409
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:47,364
No.
410
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:50,453
Huh, so how do you
think I got it then?
411
00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:53,936
I guess Rocky Johnson
really is your dad.
412
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,111
And don't forget it.
413
00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:59,681
But it's not like
it's your belt.
414
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,116
Say what?
415
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,466
You didn't win it.
416
00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:03,727
You're not a wrestler.
417
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:04,990
Not yet.
418
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,340
But I will be.
419
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,514
It's in my blood.
420
00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:08,558
Oh, yeah?
421
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,606
Prove it.
422
00:15:12,649 --> 00:15:14,000
Let's take this to the yard.
423
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,919
Great work on
Saturday's matches.
424
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,878
I mean, I just
executed your vision.
425
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,488
Exactly.
426
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:28,274
Here's a breakdown
for next weekend.
427
00:15:28,317 --> 00:15:30,929
And this week you have to
do the "Wrestling Roundup"
428
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,192
on the "Terry and
the Fake Chief Show."
429
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,456
This is the same as last week.
430
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,804
And the week before.
431
00:15:36,847 --> 00:15:39,198
- Mr. Fuji's throwing salt again.
- No, see?
432
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:42,898
He's throwing salt in
Sergeant Slaughter's eyes.
433
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,552
But why is he
throwing salt at all?
434
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,813
Because he wants to win.
435
00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:48,469
I mean, what's his backstory?
436
00:15:48,511 --> 00:15:50,078
Was he a failed chef?
437
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,428
Did critics say his
food was too bland,
438
00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:54,605
which caused his
restaurant to close,
439
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,912
and now he just carries salt
with him wherever he goes?
440
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,001
No, he just throws
it because he has it.
441
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,570
Maybe we could create more
history for these guys.
442
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,528
Get fans even more invested
in the story lines.
443
00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:07,356
It's like "Days of Our Lives."
444
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,143
Every soap character
has a backstory.
445
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,753
A betrayal.
446
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,928
A secret twin. A
hidden love child.
447
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,278
And we eat it up.
448
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,821
We could be doing the
same thing with wrestling.
449
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,542
Wrestling's never
been more popular.
450
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,586
Why change it?
451
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,023
It's not changing it.
452
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,024
It's just building on
what's already there.
453
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,567
I really think we've
got a chance to...
454
00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:28,552
- You know what?
- I'll think about it.
455
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,139
Fresh-brewed coffee
456
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,322
will brighten up your day.
Start your morning with a...
457
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,913
All right, this is the
classic ladder match.
458
00:16:41,956 --> 00:16:44,046
First person to
climb up the ladder
459
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,048
and get the belt wins!
460
00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:48,919
Which will be me.
461
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,662
This is the wrestling ring.
462
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,316
We can't go outside these lines.
463
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:57,058
Nothing to the face or
nuts for obvious reasons.
464
00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:59,192
Here, read this.
465
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:02,890
In this corner, weighing
in at 91 1/2 pounds,
466
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:05,980
future wrestler and undisputed
son of Rocky Johnson,
467
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,593
Dewey Douglas Johnson!
468
00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:12,378
And in the other
corner, Montana Julien.
469
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,684
I'm from Minnesota.
470
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:15,946
Let's have a clean match.
471
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,428
Ding, ding, ding!
472
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,386
Ow! What the...
473
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,127
Go, Dewey!
474
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,999
You can do it!
475
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,090
Get... ugh!
476
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,571
Oh.
477
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,443
Yes!
478
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,663
Whoa.
479
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,665
Come help your champion!
480
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,363
So I beat him in a
schoolyard match,
481
00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,931
and that's what he means
by "I tried to kill him."
482
00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:44,734
He's the one who pushed the
ladder out from under you.
483
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,455
And there I was,
dangling from that tree
484
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,606
all because I let
that little punk
485
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,893
get underneath my skin.
486
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:50,416
When really, he was just jealous
487
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,027
and wanted to knock
me down a peg.
488
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,855
He had nothing to lose,
everything to gain.
489
00:17:53,897 --> 00:17:54,986
- Just like now.
- Totally.
490
00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:56,640
And now you have the
much thicker skin.
491
00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:58,096
And there's no way I'd
let that happen to me now.
492
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,817
So what happened
after the fight?
493
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,098
Well, the school
called my parents
494
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,603
and I got into a lot of trouble.
495
00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:03,907
Mm, for starting a fight?
496
00:18:03,951 --> 00:18:05,953
No, for stealing the
janitor's ladder.
497
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,957
He got stuck up on the
roof for a couple of hours.
498
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,436
Someone call my wife.
499
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,612
Hi, honey.
500
00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:14,570
It's me, your
wife, Mrs. Janitor.
501
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,311
My wife's name is Gloria.
502
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:17,922
Just bring me my ladder.
503
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,184
Hey, hey!
504
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,490
Stop throwing nuts.
505
00:18:22,012 --> 00:18:23,798
And I wasn't the only
one in the family
506
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,669
who let someone get
under their skin.
507
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:28,411
So today, we're talking to
some very special guests,
508
00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:33,112
the WWF Tag Team champions,
Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson.
509
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,635
So guys, you've both got
great charisma, great bodies.
510
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,202
Rocky, you're a workhorse.
511
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,421
You got moves on moves.
512
00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:39,988
Hey, thank you, Terry.
513
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:40,902
- You know, I really like...
- But Tony,
514
00:18:40,944 --> 00:18:42,250
you come into the ring.
515
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:45,166
And you lift
the guy over your head.
516
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,560
And that's it. You
only have the one move.
517
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,911
And the audience is
eating out of your hand.
518
00:18:49,953 --> 00:18:52,260
I know. That's all I gotta do.
519
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,787
So you're taking on
Rowdy Roddy Piper
520
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,659
and George "The Animal" Steele
521
00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,835
at the Backyard Brawl-B-Q.
522
00:19:00,877 --> 00:19:03,619
What can we expect
from the Soul Patrol?
523
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:06,188
Well, um, whatever it is,
524
00:19:06,231 --> 00:19:09,538
I'm sure it will involve
me doing 99% of the work
525
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:13,064
and Tony lifting
a guy at the end.
526
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,286
Do I sense some tension here?
527
00:19:17,329 --> 00:19:18,766
Yeah. What's up, Rock?
528
00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:20,288
You mad at me,
529
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,727
or did you get up on the
wrong side of the waterbed?
530
00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,032
For the finest waterbeds,
531
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:28,078
check out King
Titan's Luxury Goods.
532
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,951
No, I'm not mad.
533
00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:31,647
I'm just speaking the truth.
534
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,433
I start the match, grind
our opponents down.
535
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,218
Then you come in at the very end
536
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,349
and get the pin.
537
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,741
Rocky does the work.
538
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,221
Tony gets the credit.
539
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,093
Well, I don't know
about you, Terry,
540
00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:44,704
but I'm sensing some
trouble in paradise.
541
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,532
Why don't we take a break
542
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,448
and give these two
time to cool off?
543
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,624
In the meantime, we're
taking your calls.
544
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,540
That was amazing.
545
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,890
You guys played that perfectly.
546
00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:58,153
Oh, Sidney Poitier over here.
547
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,720
That was some
great acting, Rock.
548
00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:01,590
- I totally bought it.
- Thanks, Tone.
549
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,994
You weren't too
bad yourself there.
550
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,353
Because my mom
loved soap operas,
551
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:06,335
she understood that
the best story lines
552
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:08,729
always came from
a kernel of truth.
553
00:20:08,771 --> 00:20:09,730
Wow.
554
00:20:09,772 --> 00:20:10,968
The phone lines are blowing up.
555
00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:12,558
Looks like the fans
are buying it too.
556
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,256
This tension
557
00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:16,669
is gonna get everyone invested
in your match at the Brawl-B-Q.
558
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:18,259
I'm planning something
big for you guys.
559
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,826
I've got Lia on Line 2?
560
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:21,457
She wants to know what
the hell is going on.
561
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,265
Integrating
out-of-the-ring drama
562
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,763
was something that
would eventually become
563
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,573
a fixture in the world
of pro wrestling.
564
00:20:26,615 --> 00:20:28,617
My mom and a few
other visionaries,
565
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,271
they were well
ahead of their time.
566
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,361
But she still had her
challenges ahead of her.
567
00:20:32,404 --> 00:20:33,840
- Hm.
- So, hey.
568
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,930
We had the team do some
digging on this Julien guy.
569
00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:37,452
He's a real piece of work.
570
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,586
He's a chiropractor
with two stars on Yelp,
571
00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:41,240
divorced, one son.
572
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,762
He's been banned
from the Olive Garden
573
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:43,938
for complaining too much.
574
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,592
And apparently he
has tweeted about you
575
00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:48,202
every day since you announced
you were running for president.
576
00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:54,426
Uh, "Who actually knows if
The Rock loves America?"
577
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,079
Oh.
578
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,299
Uh, "How do we know
he's not on steroids?"
579
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,519
Ooh.
580
00:20:59,561 --> 00:21:01,651
"No way that was him
singing in 'Moana.'"
581
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,306
My favorite.
582
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,528
Well, that's been a nice,
fun trip down memory lane.
583
00:21:09,571 --> 00:21:11,313
I have an interview to prep for.
584
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,882
Uh, oh, it's a kitten video.
585
00:21:14,924 --> 00:21:17,624
"The Rock hates kittens."
Of course, yeah.
586
00:21:25,587 --> 00:21:27,286
I think that's a good idea.
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