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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,891 --> 00:00:37,936 [SINGING] 2 00:00:39,546 --> 00:00:41,982 ♪ It's all right 3 00:00:42,026 --> 00:00:45,333 ♪ For tonight To break out And take it 4 00:00:47,335 --> 00:00:49,858 ♪ Feeling high 5 00:00:49,901 --> 00:00:51,120 ♪ Feeling wild 6 00:00:51,164 --> 00:00:52,643 ♪ Running hot 7 00:01:08,741 --> 00:01:11,527 ♪ Yeah, feeling high 8 00:01:12,483 --> 00:01:15,530 ♪ Feeling wild Running hot ♪ 9 00:01:26,494 --> 00:01:28,930 -Well... -Yeah, yeah. 10 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,859 -Boy, I'm bagged. -Long night. 11 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:52,818 -I could go for pizza for breakfast. -Sure. 12 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,143 Woo-hoo! 13 00:03:43,465 --> 00:03:45,336 Woo-hoo! 14 00:03:48,773 --> 00:03:50,471 Whoo! 15 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,610 Whoo! 16 00:04:11,399 --> 00:04:13,531 Whoo-hoo! 17 00:04:20,754 --> 00:04:22,102 Hey! 18 00:04:22,145 --> 00:04:25,105 You up there! Did you see that? 19 00:04:47,339 --> 00:04:49,383 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 20 00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:57,304 Eight... Seven... 21 00:07:01,829 --> 00:07:03,265 Three... 22 00:07:03,309 --> 00:07:04,570 Two... 23 00:07:04,614 --> 00:07:05,745 One... 24 00:07:05,789 --> 00:07:06,746 Green. 25 00:07:10,793 --> 00:07:12,576 [LAUGHING] 26 00:07:14,317 --> 00:07:16,884 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 27 00:07:22,628 --> 00:07:23,932 -Hey! -Whoo-hoo! 28 00:07:24,716 --> 00:07:26,152 Whoo-hoo! 29 00:07:30,329 --> 00:07:32,112 MAN: Go, skids! 30 00:07:32,156 --> 00:07:33,766 [HONKING] Hey, skids! 31 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:36,202 Hey, P.C.! Oh, shit! 32 00:07:36,681 --> 00:07:38,117 [CRASHING] 33 00:07:38,161 --> 00:07:40,467 [LAUGHING] MAN: Skids! 34 00:07:52,650 --> 00:07:53,868 [ELEVATOR DING] 35 00:07:53,912 --> 00:07:56,435 Miss Dodge, you are in the company of a legend. 36 00:07:56,479 --> 00:07:58,306 Do you have any idea what I did this morning? 37 00:07:58,350 --> 00:07:59,916 Finished the verbatim tender? 38 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:02,266 The verbatim tender? Miss Dodge, we're talking miracles. 39 00:08:02,309 --> 00:08:04,789 We're talking three-sixties. That's what I did, a three-sixty. 40 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:08,139 A circle! Very impressive. Let me know when you've mastered the square and the triangle. 41 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:11,794 -Miss Dodge, you lack vision. -I also lack the verbatim tender. 42 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:13,143 Ta-da! 43 00:08:13,187 --> 00:08:14,405 That was fast. 44 00:08:14,448 --> 00:08:16,929 -Kiss. -Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Simpson. 45 00:08:16,972 --> 00:08:20,671 No, no, Miss Dodge. K-I-S-S. Keep it sweet and simple. 46 00:08:20,714 --> 00:08:22,106 It's my motto. 47 00:08:22,149 --> 00:08:24,282 I shall have it chiseled in granite. 48 00:08:24,325 --> 00:08:26,152 Stewart, this is Kate Lawrence. She's a new addition. 49 00:08:26,196 --> 00:08:28,024 Hi, Kate. The name is P.C. 50 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,460 -Welcome. -Thank you. 51 00:08:29,504 --> 00:08:31,940 Kate, shoes are the curse of twentieth-century man. 52 00:08:31,983 --> 00:08:33,984 -Give us a hand, P.C. -Howard! 53 00:08:34,028 --> 00:08:37,466 -It's operational. -Great. Let's see what the little beauty can do. 54 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,206 HOWARD: A-ha! Let me show you. 55 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:42,251 Oh, Howard... New person. Kate, Howard. 56 00:08:42,295 --> 00:08:43,644 Oh, hello. 57 00:08:43,688 --> 00:08:45,863 Would you plug that in please? 58 00:08:46,429 --> 00:08:48,474 It's a laser corrector. 59 00:08:48,518 --> 00:08:51,650 P.C. came up with the idea, I perfected it. 60 00:08:51,694 --> 00:08:53,477 Here's how it works. 61 00:08:53,521 --> 00:08:55,392 If you should happen to make a mistake, 62 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,915 you just press the button... [MACHINE BEEPING] 63 00:08:59,395 --> 00:09:01,875 And zap! It bleaches it off the page. 64 00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:03,093 Presto! Hmm. 65 00:09:03,137 --> 00:09:04,920 Now, don't hold the button down too long. 66 00:09:04,964 --> 00:09:06,313 And I don't know if you're technically minded... 67 00:09:06,356 --> 00:09:07,836 -Kate. -But don't fiddle with the resistance. 68 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,011 It's critically set. Apart from that, it drives itself. 69 00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:12,187 -Fool proof. -It'd solve all my problems. 70 00:09:12,231 --> 00:09:13,840 MISS DODGE: Kate! 71 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,669 HOWARD: I'm not so sure of that. 72 00:09:17,713 --> 00:09:21,063 With a projected easing from 9.5 percent this year, 73 00:09:21,106 --> 00:09:24,500 to 7.5 percent by the end of '86. 74 00:09:24,544 --> 00:09:28,851 The new flexible pricing system may be inflationing. 75 00:09:28,895 --> 00:09:31,375 -We have reorganized... -[WHISPERING] Howard, have a look at this. 76 00:09:31,419 --> 00:09:34,465 to enable three shifts to be worked instead of the current two. 77 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:37,205 [WHISPERING] See? There are three patterns in the sail. 78 00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:39,207 This is an optional pattern. 79 00:09:39,251 --> 00:09:41,295 Yes, I see... Yes. 80 00:09:41,339 --> 00:09:46,561 -These measures will increase production by approximately... -P.C.: Carbon fiber... 81 00:09:46,604 --> 00:09:51,346 Still leaves a two percent gap in next year's projections calendar. 82 00:09:51,389 --> 00:09:53,696 -Thank you. -P.C.: We've got to have the bottom made out of... 83 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,567 [CLEARS THROAT] 84 00:09:55,610 --> 00:10:00,266 Stewart, perhaps you have some contribution on next quarter's speculative. 85 00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:02,094 Surf-o-rama. 86 00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:03,486 Pardon? 87 00:10:04,661 --> 00:10:07,532 Surf-o-rama... It's an idea I've been working on. 88 00:10:07,576 --> 00:10:09,882 -I thought you were working... -No, this is better. 89 00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:11,535 It's an indoor... 90 00:10:11,579 --> 00:10:13,537 all weather surf stadium. 91 00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:16,321 The Japanese will go bananas over it. 92 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,062 -Stewart... -Yes, sir... 93 00:10:18,106 --> 00:10:20,150 You're about to ask, "What about the problem of the volume of water 94 00:10:20,194 --> 00:10:23,239 "and energy needed to create an artificial wave?" Ah... 95 00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:25,546 That's where my idea is different. 96 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,765 We build it... in the mountains... 97 00:10:27,808 --> 00:10:29,549 below a hydroelectric dam. 98 00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:31,724 Now, we contour the bottom with artificial reefs 99 00:10:31,768 --> 00:10:34,639 to create perfect, consistent waves, 100 00:10:34,683 --> 00:10:38,033 which is the one thing which prevents surfing from becoming a really big money sport 101 00:10:38,076 --> 00:10:39,600 -like tennis or golf. -Stewart... 102 00:10:39,643 --> 00:10:41,905 Economics? Right... 103 00:10:41,949 --> 00:10:44,995 My design will produce two artificial waves per minute. 104 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:46,779 In a ten-hour day, that's... 105 00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:48,432 1,200 waves. 106 00:10:48,476 --> 00:10:50,912 At five customers per wave, I'd say... 107 00:10:50,956 --> 00:10:53,218 at four dollars a head, that's... 108 00:10:54,524 --> 00:10:57,526 24,000 dollars a day. 109 00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:01,616 Not bad. Should take care of your two-percent projection gap. 110 00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:02,878 Well? 111 00:11:02,921 --> 00:11:04,966 What do you reckon? 112 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,403 Meeting adjourned. 113 00:11:07,446 --> 00:11:10,448 Unless there's any other serious business? 114 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,583 Good luck. 115 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,457 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 116 00:11:28,157 --> 00:11:31,899 WOMAN ON PHONE: Simpson Engineering, good morning. Can I help you? 117 00:11:34,249 --> 00:11:35,989 You wanna see me, right, Dad? 118 00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:38,861 MR. SIMPSON: [FROM INSIDE THE OTHER ROOM] Stewart... 119 00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:40,949 On the other hand... 120 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:43,212 performance isn't everything. 121 00:11:43,256 --> 00:11:46,301 Attitude counts a great deal when you're the boss. 122 00:11:46,345 --> 00:11:48,564 And when you are... [MUFFLED SPEAKING] 123 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,566 Responsibility is even greater... 124 00:11:51,609 --> 00:11:54,177 than in any other situation. 125 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:56,961 And when I say, "Boss' son," 126 00:11:57,005 --> 00:11:58,833 Kate. 127 00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:03,313 MR. SIMPSON: And by boss' son, of course I don't just mean the boss' son. 128 00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:04,924 [MUFFLED SPEECH] 129 00:12:06,838 --> 00:12:09,971 LURCH: Negative mineral balance is the curse of modern man. 130 00:12:10,015 --> 00:12:12,625 Eats up vital phosphorus and magnesium. 131 00:12:12,669 --> 00:12:16,672 I'm telling you guys, if you want to compete in the pros, you better be in peak meat. 132 00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:20,370 These Hawaiians nowadays, they're into yoga, vitamin supplements, 133 00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,763 the whole kit and caboodle. 134 00:12:22,806 --> 00:12:26,156 Now, with massive daily intakes of vitamin B12, 135 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,464 Haven't you heard, mate? B12 turns your piss Technicolor. 136 00:12:29,507 --> 00:12:31,639 You're kidding me. 137 00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:33,858 Take it or leave it, that's the way it goes. 138 00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:35,337 [LAUGHTER AND CHATTER] 139 00:12:37,035 --> 00:12:38,035 Hey! 140 00:12:38,644 --> 00:12:40,211 Hey! 141 00:12:40,254 --> 00:12:41,820 -Hey! -Hey, P.C.! 142 00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:45,345 I did it. A three-sixty with a perfect landing. 143 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,172 You? Fish piss. 144 00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:50,653 A three-fifty, then bust both ankles on landing maybe. 145 00:12:50,697 --> 00:12:52,568 But a three-sixty loop? 146 00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:55,701 It was a full three-sixty loop and I came out of it clean. 147 00:12:55,744 --> 00:12:57,832 [SCOFFING] Come on, man. 148 00:12:57,876 --> 00:13:00,139 Right, yeah sure, mate. 149 00:13:00,182 --> 00:13:01,661 Have I ever lied to you guys? 150 00:13:01,705 --> 00:13:03,663 -Yeah... -Plenty of times, P.C. 151 00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:06,534 I didn't even plan it. That was the beauty. It just happened spontaneously. 152 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,884 Yeah, like this. Watch! 153 00:13:07,927 --> 00:13:10,059 Now, wait... 154 00:13:10,102 --> 00:13:13,583 If a guy's in the middle of the woods and he does a three-sixty, 155 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,585 and nobody sees him do it, 156 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,326 -who pays for the beer? -He does! 157 00:13:18,369 --> 00:13:20,588 That's right, set them up, come on. 158 00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:23,199 -Skeptics... -A million thanks. 159 00:13:23,243 --> 00:13:25,113 [LAUGHING] 160 00:13:25,157 --> 00:13:27,550 How's a guy supposed to soar like and eagle when he's surrounded by turkeys? 161 00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:29,595 [LAUGHING AND GOBBLING] 162 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:31,597 [CROWING] 163 00:13:33,598 --> 00:13:35,121 [GOBBLING] 164 00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:37,862 Drinks on the house, my man. 165 00:13:37,906 --> 00:13:43,692 ALL: [CHANTING] Scull, scull, scull, scull, scull, scull... 166 00:13:43,736 --> 00:13:45,607 [CHEERING] 167 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,916 [CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 168 00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,221 [SINGING] 169 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:54,919 ♪ Fevering high 170 00:13:54,962 --> 00:13:58,530 ♪ Got no time To think of tomorrow ♪ 171 00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:00,923 Hey, whoa! 172 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,794 She saw me. She saw me do it. 173 00:14:02,838 --> 00:14:04,882 MAN: Yeah, sure she did, P.C. 174 00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:09,494 MAN: Shift it back. I have money riding on that match. 175 00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:11,278 -Come on. -Here, catch! 176 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:13,280 Hey, grab it! Here! 177 00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:15,847 -Here, grab it! -You're gonna miss it! 178 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,762 Over here! 179 00:14:18,631 --> 00:14:20,764 [LAUGHING] 180 00:14:23,766 --> 00:14:25,463 MAN: Hey, where you going? 181 00:14:25,506 --> 00:14:27,420 Get off the bloody bar. 182 00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:29,553 Hey, get off the bar! 183 00:14:29,596 --> 00:14:31,989 I'm telling you guys, she saw me do it. 184 00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:34,904 Sure, P.C. 185 00:14:34,948 --> 00:14:37,776 -Oh, yeah. Really! -What a dog! 186 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,561 [LAUGHING AND BARKING] 187 00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:42,127 [LAUGHING] 188 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,519 P.C.'s type all right. 189 00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:45,956 [LAUGHING] 190 00:14:45,999 --> 00:14:48,959 MR. SIMPSON: [ON THE PHONE] And I won't have you and Howard using up the company's 191 00:14:49,002 --> 00:14:51,569 valuable computer time with your pet project. 192 00:14:51,612 --> 00:14:54,745 There's one more thing to consider and that is this... 193 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:57,486 -You've only got four days left to get that finished...-[CLEARS THROAT] 194 00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,749 -and off to the printer's. -God bless you. 195 00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:02,272 Do you read me or shall I spell it out? 196 00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:04,797 Yes, sir. Four days. Ten-four. 197 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,406 You trying to be smart? 198 00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:07,712 No, sir. Definitely not. 199 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,757 By the way... 200 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:13,716 I'd copyright that surf-o-rama idea if I were you. 201 00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:15,979 Not bad. 202 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,719 Yes, sir. 203 00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:19,329 Right away, sir. 204 00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,992 The reports you requested yesterday. 205 00:15:34,035 --> 00:15:35,820 What about the weather and tide reports? 206 00:15:35,863 --> 00:15:38,604 -It's all a matter of priorities, Miss Dodge. -Precisely. 207 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,780 Voltaire said, "The tide tarrieth for no man." 208 00:15:41,824 --> 00:15:44,260 Voltaire was a drunk. John Hayward said it. 209 00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:46,828 You're fast, too. 210 00:15:46,871 --> 00:15:48,959 I guess that's why I find you so... 211 00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:50,961 gosh darn compelling. 212 00:15:51,005 --> 00:15:54,703 Touch me and I'll rupture your spleen, Mr. Simpson. 213 00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:56,399 [IN DAD'S VOICE] Attitude, Miss Dodge. 214 00:15:56,443 --> 00:15:59,619 Attitude is very important when you're the boss' son's secretary. 215 00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:02,448 Miss Dodge, can you get on to our media rep at channel 7? 216 00:16:02,491 --> 00:16:04,884 I'd like a dub of last night's rock video please. 217 00:16:05,493 --> 00:16:07,843 A video about rocks... 218 00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:09,192 Quick as a flash. 219 00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:11,889 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 220 00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:16,719 ♪ Feeling hot 221 00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:20,243 ♪ Got no time To think of tomorrow 222 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,551 ♪ It's all right 223 00:16:24,594 --> 00:16:28,162 ♪ For tonight to break out and take it 224 00:16:30,294 --> 00:16:32,296 ♪ Feeling hot 225 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,210 ♪ Feeling wild 226 00:16:34,253 --> 00:16:35,994 ♪ Running hot 227 00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:39,867 ♪ Shake it down 228 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,042 ♪ Messing around 229 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,783 ♪ Running hot 230 00:16:45,436 --> 00:16:47,350 ♪ Want it all 231 00:16:47,394 --> 00:16:49,048 ♪ Shake the walls 232 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,179 ♪ Shout in a new day 233 00:16:52,964 --> 00:16:55,095 ♪ Won't be shy 234 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,531 ♪ Make the night 235 00:16:56,575 --> 00:16:59,316 ♪ Awake and surrender 236 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,797 ♪ Feeling hot 237 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,799 ♪ Feeling wild 238 00:17:04,842 --> 00:17:06,625 ♪ Running hot 239 00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:10,411 ♪ Shake it down 240 00:17:10,454 --> 00:17:12,282 ♪ Messing around 241 00:17:12,326 --> 00:17:14,022 ♪ Running hot 242 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,984 ♪ Got a fever Gonna let it grow 243 00:17:20,027 --> 00:17:21,854 ♪ Running hot 244 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:27,685 ♪ Gonna feel it Gonna let go 245 00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,860 ♪ Running hot 246 00:17:29,904 --> 00:17:31,906 ♪ Hot 247 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,864 [GUITAR SOLO] 248 00:17:50,441 --> 00:17:52,703 ♪ Fevering high 249 00:17:52,746 --> 00:17:54,792 ♪ Got no time... 250 00:17:54,836 --> 00:17:56,314 What can I offer you, Gov? 251 00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:58,534 Oh... [HESITATING] 252 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,102 Yeah, mate... I'm a friend of Jade's. 253 00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:04,364 Oh, yeah? And who are you then? 254 00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:06,496 Stewart P. Simpson, Gov. 255 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,193 Hi, P.C. 256 00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:11,804 -P.C.? -Yeah, it's a nickname. Short for police car. 257 00:18:11,848 --> 00:18:13,458 -Cute. -I'm very fast. 258 00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:14,980 I can see that. 259 00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:17,983 Why don't you show me how fast you are and piss off? 260 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:21,899 No, you don't understand. I'm a talent agent from London. 261 00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:24,945 And I came down in the last rain. Now, bloody off it. 262 00:18:24,988 --> 00:18:26,902 Look, I'm a very important person. 263 00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:30,644 How'd you like me to build a block up on the end of your nose then, handsome? 264 00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,428 Hey, P.C.! 265 00:18:32,472 --> 00:18:34,212 Marco! 266 00:18:34,255 --> 00:18:36,475 What are you doing to him? 267 00:18:36,518 --> 00:18:39,956 -Do you know this geezer? -That's no geezer. That's P.C. Simpson. 268 00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:41,435 Oh, he's kosher then? 269 00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:45,308 -Yes, get back to the door. -Yeah, get back to the door. 270 00:18:45,351 --> 00:18:47,135 Ta! 271 00:18:47,178 --> 00:18:49,093 I'm sorry about that, P.C. 272 00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:51,790 He's new here. He's a good bouncer. 273 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,487 Bad thinker. 274 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,315 The singer... What's her real name? 275 00:18:55,358 --> 00:18:57,533 Kelly... Jade Kelly. 276 00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:00,536 Jade... 277 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,711 I love you. I've always loved you and I always will. 278 00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:05,757 -Do I know you? -You might have seen me in the latest issue of Sail and Wind. 279 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,107 My copy must have got lost in the mail. 280 00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:11,588 -I was on the cover, hanging upside-down, after... -Figures. 281 00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:19,333 You've hurt me, you know? 282 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,248 No, really, I'm hurt. 283 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,337 You and I spend an intimate morning alone together and you don't even remember. 284 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,078 Okay, so what's your angle? 285 00:19:27,121 --> 00:19:28,992 -My angle? -Yeah. 286 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,297 Well... 287 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,342 Nobody believes you saw me do that three-sixty. 288 00:19:32,385 --> 00:19:34,083 My reputation is in tatters. 289 00:19:34,126 --> 00:19:37,041 Flotsam and Jetsam on the stormy sea of skepticism. 290 00:19:37,085 --> 00:19:39,478 What are you talking about? 291 00:19:39,522 --> 00:19:41,653 The other day on the beach... 292 00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:44,220 You on the sand, me in the surf... 293 00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,528 Oh... Oh, yeah. 294 00:19:47,571 --> 00:19:50,617 Yeah, I remember. That was sensational when you flipped in a circle like that. 295 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:53,227 Then you did see me. I was starting to think you were a ghost or a... 296 00:19:53,271 --> 00:19:55,360 Like Meryl Streep in The French Lieutenant's Woman . 297 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,623 -Do you always talk so much? -Only when I'm awake. 298 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,366 You know, you're voice has a certain... 299 00:20:04,409 --> 00:20:06,063 Joplin-esque ballsiness, 300 00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:08,369 tempered with a hint of Diana Ross vulnerability. 301 00:20:08,412 --> 00:20:09,761 Are you for real? 302 00:20:09,805 --> 00:20:11,371 Wanna feel? 303 00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:14,026 -Hi, I'm P.C. -P.C., huh? 304 00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:16,766 What's that stand for, pure crap? 305 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,203 persistently charming, 306 00:20:19,246 --> 00:20:22,119 potential champion, maybe. 307 00:20:22,162 --> 00:20:23,641 No, It's police car, actually. 308 00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:25,382 Because you're always on the prowl. 309 00:20:26,469 --> 00:20:28,210 Because I chase sirens. 310 00:20:28,253 --> 00:20:29,515 Hmm... 311 00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:35,519 I made quite an effort to find you, you know. 312 00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:37,434 You just disappeared the other day. 313 00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:39,435 I was supposed to stay? 314 00:20:42,089 --> 00:20:43,395 I wish you had. 315 00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:46,266 Yeah, well I was tired. I work at night. 316 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,051 What about tonight? 317 00:20:48,094 --> 00:20:50,791 -You ready, Jade? -Yeah, I'll meet you there. 318 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,445 -You sure? -Yep. 319 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:55,099 Yeah... Well, get your skates on. The meter is running. 320 00:20:55,143 --> 00:20:56,753 -Who's the yuppie? -Where are we going? 321 00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:59,407 I don't know where you're going, but we're recording... 322 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:00,886 till dawn. 323 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,800 -You work all night? -Uh-huh. 324 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,193 It's cheaper that way. 325 00:21:04,237 --> 00:21:06,238 -That's some life. -Yep. 326 00:21:06,281 --> 00:21:08,631 What about the daytime? Sun shining... 327 00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:10,589 birds singing... flowers blooming... 328 00:21:10,632 --> 00:21:12,808 Sunflowers bloom at night. 329 00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:21,771 Cute car. 330 00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:24,339 So... 331 00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:27,080 When are we gonna get down to a deeply meaningful relationship? 332 00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:29,777 When pigs fly and dogs tap dance. 333 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:32,518 -A casual dalliance? -Less likely. 334 00:21:32,561 --> 00:21:35,608 I guess a quickie in the back seat is right out of the question. 335 00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:38,218 Goodnight, parrot chatter. 336 00:21:38,262 --> 00:21:39,741 Bye. 337 00:21:39,785 --> 00:21:41,133 See you soon. 338 00:21:43,614 --> 00:21:44,875 Hmm... 339 00:21:48,138 --> 00:21:50,010 P.C.: Look, mine's longer. 340 00:21:50,053 --> 00:21:51,662 HOWARD: Well, mine's still harder. 341 00:21:51,706 --> 00:21:53,316 P.C.: Mine goes higher. 342 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,057 HOWARD: Well, I don't think you can compare them. 343 00:21:55,101 --> 00:21:57,363 Mine stays up a lot longer. 344 00:21:57,406 --> 00:21:59,365 Gee, these things are really sensitive. 345 00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:02,149 Well, don't yank it about. 346 00:22:02,193 --> 00:22:04,455 She's up to 2,000. 347 00:22:04,498 --> 00:22:06,979 Not bad, not bad at all. 348 00:22:07,023 --> 00:22:10,286 That's means theoretically speaking, she could take hurricane-force winds 349 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,113 before she starts breaking up on you. 350 00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:15,941 You know, I recon if we shed another six mill into the entry concave, 351 00:22:15,985 --> 00:22:19,161 and coated it with unpolished epoxy, we could reduce some skin friction. 352 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:21,468 You might be right, you might be wrong. 353 00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:23,730 Anyway, it's immaterial. I've got deadlines to meet. 354 00:22:23,773 --> 00:22:25,079 I can't do it. 355 00:22:25,123 --> 00:22:28,603 Your father wants those platform-stabilized designs. 356 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,127 -Hello? -MAN: P.C.? 357 00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:32,171 -Speaking. -You ordered a galah? 358 00:22:32,215 --> 00:22:34,433 That's right, I want it delivered immediately. 359 00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:37,567 Howard, you can do anything. I'll sort things out with the old man. 360 00:22:37,610 --> 00:22:39,089 You just concentrate on the board. 361 00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,135 When I win the World Classic, you'll be famous. 362 00:22:41,178 --> 00:22:43,614 You'll be the Ben Nixon of wind surfing. 363 00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:45,051 -It's on its way. -Yep. 364 00:22:45,094 --> 00:22:46,834 That's fine, thank you. 365 00:22:47,704 --> 00:22:49,228 Let's wind it up a bit. 366 00:22:49,271 --> 00:22:51,490 -She might not take it. -Let's see. 367 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:59,844 COMPUTER VOICE: Wipe out, wipe out. Game over. 368 00:23:00,801 --> 00:23:03,064 You got another 20 cents? 369 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,720 [PARROT SCREECHING] 370 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,505 [PARROT GIGGLING] 371 00:23:11,548 --> 00:23:14,898 -Marco! -PARROT: For tonight... Feeling right. 372 00:23:20,164 --> 00:23:22,426 [PARROT TALKING] 373 00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:25,254 [TIRES SCREECHING] 374 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,303 So, that's why they call you Lurch. 375 00:23:32,346 --> 00:23:33,999 [IN LURCH'S VOICE] Yes, Me Lord. 376 00:23:37,219 --> 00:23:38,873 [TIRES SCREECHING] 377 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:40,221 [HORN HONKING] 378 00:23:40,265 --> 00:23:42,528 Hey, up yours! 379 00:23:42,571 --> 00:23:45,182 Hey, Lurch, check the car! 380 00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:47,966 Hey, P.C., where you off to? Your own funeral? 381 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,925 [LAUGHING] 382 00:23:50,969 --> 00:23:52,448 Hey, what do you got under the hood, mate? 383 00:23:52,491 --> 00:23:54,493 -Come on, you wanna drag? -Rise above it, Lurch. 384 00:23:54,537 --> 00:23:55,928 This is a company car, remember? 385 00:23:55,972 --> 00:23:57,582 MANGLES: You chicken or something? 386 00:23:58,931 --> 00:24:00,932 [BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING] 387 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,760 Hey! Stop! 388 00:24:04,587 --> 00:24:06,023 [TIRES SCREECHING] 389 00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:07,546 RATSO: Shit! 390 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,766 Move on, Lurch. 391 00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:14,334 -Bugger. -Oh, geez. 392 00:24:14,378 --> 00:24:16,379 Up yours, P.C. 393 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:17,597 Prick. 394 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:20,208 [HORN HONKING] 395 00:24:22,774 --> 00:24:24,515 Oh, no! 396 00:24:26,038 --> 00:24:27,474 Thanks, pal. 397 00:24:27,517 --> 00:24:29,389 [HORN HONKING] 398 00:24:29,432 --> 00:24:31,041 RATSO: Asshole. 399 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,786 -Jerk. -Me? You were bloody driving the thing. 400 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,969 Don't forget to open the doors for us. 401 00:24:51,013 --> 00:24:52,362 [SINGING] ♪ Feeling high... 402 00:24:52,406 --> 00:24:54,102 ♪ Feeling wild... 403 00:24:54,146 --> 00:24:55,973 ♪ Running hot 404 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:57,931 [FARTING SOUND] 405 00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,976 [FARTING SOUNDS] [LAUGHING] 406 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,064 [FARTING] 407 00:25:02,804 --> 00:25:04,763 [BARKING SOUNDS] 408 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,590 [BARKING SOUNDS] 409 00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:08,940 [LAUGHING] 410 00:25:08,983 --> 00:25:10,462 Hey, let me try that. 411 00:25:10,506 --> 00:25:12,986 [BURPING] Okay, let's go, guys. 412 00:25:13,030 --> 00:25:14,378 We've got a lot of work to get through. 413 00:25:14,422 --> 00:25:16,206 And they call Barbara Streisand tough. 414 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:18,120 So, what's wrong with 100 percent? 415 00:25:18,164 --> 00:25:19,904 That reminds me, I've got some. 416 00:25:19,948 --> 00:25:21,688 -Some what? -100 percent. 417 00:25:21,731 --> 00:25:24,777 -Wanna get wasted? -Sorry, I can't afford the brain cells. 418 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,474 Suit yourself. 419 00:25:26,518 --> 00:25:27,736 Ready? 420 00:25:29,172 --> 00:25:30,564 [EXHALING] 421 00:25:31,174 --> 00:25:32,522 What do you want? 422 00:25:33,305 --> 00:25:36,221 Dinner. With you. 423 00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:38,788 Said the spider to the fly. 424 00:25:38,831 --> 00:25:40,441 Does that mean yes? 425 00:25:40,484 --> 00:25:44,270 Look, I've already eaten and I'm in no mood for games, okay? 426 00:25:44,313 --> 00:25:46,097 Drinks then. 427 00:25:46,141 --> 00:25:47,577 I'm working. 428 00:25:47,621 --> 00:25:50,971 SYNTHESIZER: Working, working, working... 429 00:25:51,014 --> 00:25:53,451 Well, you're only booked till midnight tonight. I checked. 430 00:25:53,494 --> 00:25:55,322 You don't give up, do you? 431 00:25:55,366 --> 00:25:56,627 Go on, how about it? 432 00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:58,542 ENGINEER: Time marches on. 433 00:26:00,847 --> 00:26:04,415 Look, if you will just excuse us please... Out. 434 00:26:05,677 --> 00:26:07,504 [EXHALING] Okay. 435 00:26:08,070 --> 00:26:09,463 All right. 436 00:26:09,506 --> 00:26:11,116 Would you like these? 437 00:26:11,159 --> 00:26:12,987 If that's the way you want it... 438 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:16,250 Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing? 439 00:26:16,294 --> 00:26:17,599 Guys! 440 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:20,079 -Put me down! -Why didn't we think of that? 441 00:26:21,863 --> 00:26:24,300 Put me down! 442 00:26:24,343 --> 00:26:27,606 I said put me down! 443 00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:29,956 Who do you think you are? 444 00:26:30,695 --> 00:26:32,610 I'm not... 445 00:26:32,654 --> 00:26:35,308 How dare you? 446 00:26:35,351 --> 00:26:37,179 Okay, you asked for it. 447 00:26:37,223 --> 00:26:39,049 [HITTING] [GROANING] 448 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,707 [GROANING] 449 00:26:46,751 --> 00:26:48,709 -Home, Me Lord? -Yes. 450 00:26:54,017 --> 00:26:56,280 MAN ON TV: Come on Liz, I'm innocent. 451 00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,715 Hi, P.C. [GASPS] 452 00:26:57,759 --> 00:27:00,240 -What happened to your eye? -Shh... Kate. 453 00:27:00,283 --> 00:27:03,590 You may not believe this, but yesterday, I tested my new rig in a cyclone. 454 00:27:03,633 --> 00:27:05,504 I didn't know there was a cyclone yesterday. 455 00:27:05,547 --> 00:27:07,723 Electronics are a wonderful thing, Kate. Nowadays... 456 00:27:07,767 --> 00:27:11,335 a microchip could reduce a camel to digits and pass it through the eye of a needle. 457 00:27:11,378 --> 00:27:13,684 Why would anyone want to do that? 458 00:27:13,727 --> 00:27:14,902 Forget it. 459 00:27:14,946 --> 00:27:16,600 Miss Dodge wants to see you. 460 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:18,557 Thanks. 461 00:27:18,601 --> 00:27:20,559 -MAN: Good day, P.C. -Good day. 462 00:27:22,691 --> 00:27:26,302 [BEEP] [SINGING] Ground control to Major Dodge. 463 00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:28,304 Hello. You wanted to see me? 464 00:27:28,348 --> 00:27:31,088 Stewart Senior is waiting to see you. 465 00:27:31,132 --> 00:27:33,089 So, what else is new? 466 00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:36,223 Something arrived for Stewart Junior, which accidentally went to Stewart Senior. 467 00:27:36,267 --> 00:27:37,267 What? 468 00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:40,095 I find it rather hard to explain. 469 00:27:40,921 --> 00:27:43,141 Howard finished the prototype. 470 00:27:43,184 --> 00:27:45,273 God, the man is a wizard. 471 00:27:47,579 --> 00:27:50,581 -[PARROT SCREECHING] -You wanted to see me, right Dad? 472 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,669 [PARROT TALKING] 473 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:56,106 Stewart, does anything normal ever happen to you? 474 00:27:58,587 --> 00:28:00,545 Not much, sir, no. 475 00:28:00,588 --> 00:28:02,895 I got a report on the billings takeover. 476 00:28:02,938 --> 00:28:04,374 That bad, was it? 477 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,550 It was fine... Ingenuous... 478 00:28:06,593 --> 00:28:10,727 until the bird ate pages four... 479 00:28:11,770 --> 00:28:13,685 nine... 480 00:28:13,729 --> 00:28:15,078 and... 481 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,166 twenty-two B. 482 00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:20,168 I suppose you're wondering why I was sent a galah. 483 00:28:20,211 --> 00:28:22,562 No, I'm only wondering how quickly you can get rid of it. 484 00:28:22,605 --> 00:28:24,345 -Quickly. -Do it. 485 00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:25,477 Done. 486 00:28:27,608 --> 00:28:29,610 [HUMMING] 487 00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:33,134 [SIGHING] 488 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,961 Dirty buggers. 489 00:28:40,444 --> 00:28:42,141 [SIGHING] 490 00:28:54,062 --> 00:28:57,196 [SCREECHING] [GLASS BREAKING] 491 00:28:57,239 --> 00:28:59,415 [CLATTERING] 492 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,417 MUSICIAN 1: I'll bet she's booked another session. 493 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:05,028 MUSICIAN 2: Impossible. No one can work twenty hours straight. 494 00:29:05,071 --> 00:29:07,029 See you back here tonight, guys. 495 00:29:07,072 --> 00:29:09,336 -ALL: Tonight? -Pain is gain. 496 00:29:09,378 --> 00:29:11,337 MUSICIAN 3: Ruthless shrew! 497 00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:14,730 MUSICIAN 1: I told you. MUSICIAN 2: I don't believe it. Doesn't she ever sleep? 498 00:29:14,774 --> 00:29:16,993 MUSICIAN1: No, she's not human. 499 00:29:17,037 --> 00:29:18,733 [SQUEALING] 500 00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:21,648 Hey! 501 00:29:21,692 --> 00:29:23,128 Hey, what's going on? 502 00:29:23,171 --> 00:29:25,259 What are you doing, mate? 503 00:29:25,303 --> 00:29:27,827 What the... Guys! 504 00:29:27,871 --> 00:29:30,002 Hey! Put her down! 505 00:29:30,046 --> 00:29:31,090 She's ours! 506 00:29:31,134 --> 00:29:33,527 Stop! I said stop! 507 00:29:34,310 --> 00:29:36,007 Anyone for pizza? 508 00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:37,878 JADE: You've got the wrong car! 509 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:41,750 This is ridiculous! 510 00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:44,361 Absolutely bloody ridiculous! 511 00:29:44,404 --> 00:29:48,364 [HONKING HORN] Pull over! We'll sort it out, okay? 512 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:58,676 -Hey Lurch, coming? -Be with you in a minute. 513 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,721 Meditation concentrates the energies. 514 00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:02,679 What Cornflakes package you get that off? 515 00:30:02,723 --> 00:30:04,506 You'll see. 516 00:30:04,854 --> 00:30:07,379 Om. 517 00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:19,082 What the hell do you think you're doing, you bloody prick? 518 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:21,867 -Charming. -Charming, my ass. 519 00:30:21,911 --> 00:30:25,435 I'm gonna get you for unlawful disrespect of private property. 520 00:30:25,479 --> 00:30:27,131 You're gone, mate. 521 00:30:27,175 --> 00:30:29,917 Our lawyers can talk about it over lunch. 522 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:47,756 You arrogant, self-centered son of a bitch. 523 00:30:56,676 --> 00:30:58,241 Om. 524 00:31:06,509 --> 00:31:08,424 Okay, I'm watching! 525 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,425 -Do it! -Whoo! 526 00:31:10,816 --> 00:31:13,036 [CHEERING] 527 00:31:15,472 --> 00:31:18,300 -MAN: P.C.'s hot today! -Coyote will be furious! 528 00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:21,128 WOMAN: Yeah, he's gonna kill him in the World Classic. 529 00:31:24,261 --> 00:31:27,568 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 530 00:31:27,612 --> 00:31:29,526 [SIREN] 531 00:31:29,569 --> 00:31:33,137 MAN: [ON MEGAPHONE] There is a wind capping alarm in this area! 532 00:31:34,530 --> 00:31:36,922 Get out of the water immediately! 533 00:31:36,966 --> 00:31:39,011 Get the flags! 534 00:31:39,055 --> 00:31:41,404 Clear the water out! 535 00:31:41,448 --> 00:31:43,319 Now! 536 00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:45,755 Clear the water! 537 00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:48,105 Clear the water immediately! 538 00:31:48,149 --> 00:31:50,629 [YELLING ON MEGAPHONE] 539 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,154 Coming through! 540 00:31:58,243 --> 00:32:00,287 Yes! Now! 541 00:32:00,331 --> 00:32:02,464 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 542 00:32:02,507 --> 00:32:05,378 -Clear the water! -What's going on, mate? 543 00:32:05,422 --> 00:32:08,946 [PEOPLE ARGUING] I'll tell you... 544 00:32:08,990 --> 00:32:11,470 -You're in trouble. -I'm in trouble? 545 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,254 Get the board and you move it, Charlie. 546 00:32:13,297 --> 00:32:14,908 You move it fast, you hear me? [ARGUING] 547 00:32:14,951 --> 00:32:16,343 [ARGUING] 548 00:32:21,347 --> 00:32:22,870 Hey! 549 00:32:22,914 --> 00:32:24,262 Hey! 550 00:32:25,742 --> 00:32:27,090 Hey! 551 00:32:27,133 --> 00:32:29,658 [YELLING ON MEGAPHONE] 552 00:32:38,925 --> 00:32:40,404 Whoo-hoo! 553 00:32:40,448 --> 00:32:41,623 [GRUNTING] 554 00:32:47,061 --> 00:32:48,846 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 555 00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:55,415 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 556 00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:57,243 What the fuck? 557 00:33:15,605 --> 00:33:17,519 [SQUEAKING] 558 00:33:18,868 --> 00:33:21,087 [SIGHING] 559 00:33:21,131 --> 00:33:23,088 You scared the shit out of me. 560 00:33:23,132 --> 00:33:24,655 You little bastard. 561 00:33:24,699 --> 00:33:26,090 Come here. 562 00:33:38,578 --> 00:33:40,493 [SIGHING] 563 00:33:40,536 --> 00:33:42,538 Come on, let's go for a swim. 564 00:33:45,931 --> 00:33:47,977 MAN: Oh, here he goes. 565 00:33:56,548 --> 00:33:58,375 Oh, you're off, are you? 566 00:34:05,903 --> 00:34:07,557 [GRUNTING] 567 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,254 Come on, go chase a fish or something. 568 00:34:17,302 --> 00:34:18,303 Oh! 569 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:21,131 Oh, my God. 570 00:34:22,698 --> 00:34:24,438 Where is he? 571 00:34:29,094 --> 00:34:31,574 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 572 00:34:31,617 --> 00:34:33,576 Oh, Jesus. 573 00:34:38,101 --> 00:34:39,884 He's in trouble. 574 00:34:41,016 --> 00:34:42,625 GUARD: All right, move it! 575 00:34:43,974 --> 00:34:46,976 -Good on you, Coyote. -He's gonna get hurt. 576 00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:48,630 MAN: Go, Coyote! 577 00:34:48,674 --> 00:34:51,632 [SHOUTING] 578 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,509 He's frozen. 579 00:35:17,651 --> 00:35:18,913 He's got him! 580 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,482 Get a load of that! 581 00:35:38,711 --> 00:35:40,321 Go! 582 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:53,983 -WOMAN: Is he okay? -MAN: Give him some room. 583 00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,724 -What happened? -Is he all right? 584 00:35:56,767 --> 00:35:58,334 [CHATTER] 585 00:35:58,377 --> 00:36:01,597 -WOMAN: P.C., are you okay? -Yeah... Yeah, I'm all right! 586 00:36:01,641 --> 00:36:04,381 Just leave me. 587 00:36:04,425 --> 00:36:06,209 MAN: Did he hit his head? 588 00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:09,995 Coyote... 589 00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:13,388 Thanks. 590 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,130 [GRUNTING] 591 00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:18,958 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 592 00:37:06,036 --> 00:37:08,038 [RHYTHMIC KNOCK ON THE DOOR] 593 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:12,781 P.C.? 594 00:37:13,477 --> 00:37:14,695 Oh... 595 00:37:14,738 --> 00:37:16,348 Come in. 596 00:37:16,392 --> 00:37:17,914 Hi. 597 00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:20,221 Hi. 598 00:37:20,264 --> 00:37:23,484 I...just came around to see how you are. 599 00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:25,354 I'm fine. 600 00:37:25,398 --> 00:37:26,660 Fine, why? 601 00:37:26,704 --> 00:37:29,096 Well, I saw what happened today. 602 00:37:30,228 --> 00:37:31,577 Oh. 603 00:37:33,621 --> 00:37:35,493 Nice place. 604 00:37:37,407 --> 00:37:38,974 Aren't you gonna offer me a drink? 605 00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:41,192 Sorry. 606 00:37:41,236 --> 00:37:43,064 Do you wanna get it? 607 00:37:43,412 --> 00:37:44,847 Sure. 608 00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:54,594 Bloody sharks... I hate them. 609 00:37:54,637 --> 00:37:57,291 They ought to net the beaches like in Queensland. 610 00:37:57,335 --> 00:38:00,206 Well, it is the ocean. It's where they live. 611 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,948 The bastards don't deserve to live anywhere. 612 00:38:08,952 --> 00:38:11,389 Why don't you come and sit down? 613 00:38:11,433 --> 00:38:12,738 Here. 614 00:38:16,262 --> 00:38:17,742 Thanks. 615 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:25,748 You see, the thing is... 616 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:28,488 I've never come that close before. 617 00:38:31,273 --> 00:38:36,016 Well, they say that a brush with death can help you get over your fears. 618 00:38:36,843 --> 00:38:38,453 Who says I'm afraid? 619 00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:40,584 Everyone's afraid of something. 620 00:38:40,628 --> 00:38:42,977 Not our hero, Coyote. 621 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:46,372 Yeah, he is a hero. He saved your life. 622 00:38:46,415 --> 00:38:48,068 Yeah, I know. 623 00:38:48,112 --> 00:38:50,331 That was a stupid thing to say. 624 00:38:50,809 --> 00:38:52,768 Coyote, huh? 625 00:38:52,811 --> 00:38:55,073 Where did he get a name like Coyote? 626 00:38:55,117 --> 00:38:58,033 You know, coyote ugly. 627 00:38:58,076 --> 00:39:00,686 Whatever he may be, he's not exactly ugly. 628 00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:02,426 No, no... 629 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:05,212 They reckon he woke up one morning, with a girl asleep on his arm 630 00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:06,734 and... 631 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:10,171 Well, she was so ugly, that he decided to chew his arm off 632 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:12,304 rather than risk waking her up. 633 00:39:14,305 --> 00:39:16,524 That's disgusting. 634 00:39:16,568 --> 00:39:18,612 That's Coyote. 635 00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:20,484 That's better. 636 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:21,832 What? 637 00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:24,966 You did it just then. It almost looked like a smile. 638 00:39:26,618 --> 00:39:29,272 Some shiner I gave you, huh? 639 00:39:29,316 --> 00:39:30,970 Mmm. 640 00:39:31,013 --> 00:39:33,493 I guess I don't know my own strength. 641 00:39:36,322 --> 00:39:38,105 You want another one for balance? 642 00:39:38,149 --> 00:39:39,803 Okay. 643 00:39:42,543 --> 00:39:44,067 Why are you here? 644 00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:46,503 I was abducted, remember? 645 00:39:47,156 --> 00:39:49,766 Oh yeah... Sorry. 646 00:39:49,810 --> 00:39:51,594 I wanted to make sure you'd be there. 647 00:39:51,637 --> 00:39:53,856 Mmm... Well, you could have asked. 648 00:39:54,639 --> 00:39:55,945 You'd have said no. 649 00:39:55,989 --> 00:39:59,034 Oh, so when does P.C. Simpson take no for an answer? 650 00:39:59,078 --> 00:40:00,339 Never. 651 00:40:02,297 --> 00:40:04,690 Will you stay the night with me? 652 00:40:04,733 --> 00:40:05,996 No. 653 00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:10,564 MUSICIAN 1: So, where is she? 654 00:40:11,043 --> 00:40:12,391 Kidnapped? 655 00:40:12,435 --> 00:40:14,393 Shanghai, maybe. 656 00:40:14,437 --> 00:40:17,787 Well, I reckon if she ain't gonna show, we got the evening to ourselves, right? 657 00:40:17,831 --> 00:40:19,527 -Right. -Yeah. 658 00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:21,007 -So, let's head out. -Right. 659 00:40:21,050 --> 00:40:22,486 Right. 660 00:40:22,530 --> 00:40:24,705 [MUSIC ON HEADPHONES] 661 00:40:29,317 --> 00:40:31,144 Chip, anyone? 662 00:40:31,188 --> 00:40:32,929 Yeah. 663 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:36,148 [HUMMING IN THE SHOWER] 664 00:40:36,192 --> 00:40:38,585 [VOCALIZING A TUNE] 665 00:40:38,629 --> 00:40:40,064 Hello... Coffee. 666 00:40:41,457 --> 00:40:43,675 [GIGGLING] Thanks. 667 00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,548 -I'll put it here, eh? -Yeah. 668 00:40:46,591 --> 00:40:49,419 [SIGHING] Good morning. 669 00:40:49,463 --> 00:40:51,856 What do you feel like doing today? 670 00:40:51,899 --> 00:40:53,858 Teach me to windsurf. 671 00:40:53,901 --> 00:40:56,076 Wind's not right. Some other time. 672 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,078 Oh, come on. Please? 673 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,036 Besides, I spend too much time windsurfing. 674 00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:02,385 -Who says? -Dodge. 675 00:41:02,428 --> 00:41:04,866 Who or what is a Dodge? 676 00:41:04,909 --> 00:41:06,954 An older woman. 677 00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:08,520 How intriguing. 678 00:41:08,564 --> 00:41:11,261 Don't worry. Miss Dodge brushes her teeth with a chainsaw. 679 00:41:11,305 --> 00:41:12,741 [GIGGLING] 680 00:41:15,003 --> 00:41:17,005 So, what are we gonna do? 681 00:41:18,223 --> 00:41:20,573 Something completely different. 682 00:41:24,663 --> 00:41:26,055 [LAUGHING] 683 00:41:30,406 --> 00:41:31,973 [LAUGHING] 684 00:41:35,714 --> 00:41:37,628 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 685 00:42:24,489 --> 00:42:29,232 ♪ Thought I had it all Worked out 686 00:42:29,276 --> 00:42:34,454 ♪ Where I'd be Ten years from now 687 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:39,152 ♪ And who'd be there with me 688 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:48,943 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 689 00:42:51,205 --> 00:42:55,556 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 690 00:42:57,688 --> 00:43:01,169 ♪ Ain't it funny How it always seems 691 00:43:04,171 --> 00:43:06,781 ♪ Love is never like 692 00:43:06,825 --> 00:43:10,175 ♪ Your dreams 693 00:43:10,915 --> 00:43:13,439 ♪ Love is never like 694 00:43:13,483 --> 00:43:16,876 ♪ Your dreams 695 00:43:17,876 --> 00:43:21,879 ♪ So many faces in my life 696 00:43:22,924 --> 00:43:27,319 ♪ Filling empty spaces In the night 697 00:43:29,711 --> 00:43:33,019 ♪ But I could never see 698 00:43:38,588 --> 00:43:43,809 ♪ Running blindly Through the dark 699 00:43:43,853 --> 00:43:48,422 ♪ Building walls Around my aching heart 700 00:43:49,770 --> 00:43:53,729 ♪ And I found you here with me 701 00:43:55,079 --> 00:44:00,343 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 702 00:44:01,735 --> 00:44:07,175 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 703 00:44:08,305 --> 00:44:12,569 ♪ Love is never like Your Dreams 704 00:44:14,528 --> 00:44:18,792 ♪ Love is never like Your dreams 705 00:44:21,402 --> 00:44:24,056 ♪ Love is never like 706 00:44:25,318 --> 00:44:28,755 ♪ Your dreams 707 00:44:34,804 --> 00:44:37,936 [JADE LAUGHING] You just caught him? 708 00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:41,374 He's barely alive! 709 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:44,593 -MAN: He's just resting. -JADE: He's dead. Give him to me for half the price. 710 00:44:44,637 --> 00:44:46,812 -Buy the cooked ones. -They're not as fresh. 711 00:44:46,855 --> 00:44:48,074 You said he was dead. 712 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:50,684 Fresh dead, not boiled dead. 713 00:44:50,728 --> 00:44:52,947 [MUTTERING TO SELF] 714 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:55,732 Get a kilo of prawns. Green ones, okay? 715 00:44:55,775 --> 00:44:58,343 -Fresh dead they are. -Thank you. 716 00:44:59,343 --> 00:45:01,041 FISHERMAN: Four bucks. 717 00:45:01,084 --> 00:45:03,085 -JADE: Four? -MAN: Four fifty. 718 00:45:03,129 --> 00:45:04,826 [JADE LAUGHING] Get lost. 719 00:45:05,609 --> 00:45:07,784 Here you go. 720 00:45:09,786 --> 00:45:11,265 Hold it. 721 00:45:12,266 --> 00:45:13,833 FISHERMAN: How's that? 722 00:45:15,138 --> 00:45:16,487 Jesus. 723 00:45:16,530 --> 00:45:17,791 Watch out! 724 00:45:18,444 --> 00:45:20,359 Got away from us. 725 00:45:21,838 --> 00:45:25,971 [FISHERMAN BICKERING] 726 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:27,364 JADE: Hey! 727 00:45:27,408 --> 00:45:29,713 Where are my prawns? 728 00:45:29,757 --> 00:45:32,586 Yeah... I'll get them. 729 00:45:37,284 --> 00:45:39,286 Okay, give us a look at your flounder. 730 00:45:41,461 --> 00:45:43,115 Hey, what are you doing? 731 00:45:48,554 --> 00:45:50,990 Hey, Lurch, how's the yoga working? 732 00:45:51,034 --> 00:45:54,341 Didn't you hear? Yoga's out. Tai Chi's the game. 733 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:55,951 Right, Lurch? 734 00:45:55,994 --> 00:45:57,995 It's time and motion. 735 00:45:58,039 --> 00:46:00,954 -Watch this. -Check this out, Lurch. 736 00:46:00,997 --> 00:46:02,303 [SHOUTS] 737 00:46:03,435 --> 00:46:06,089 Hey, where've you been? 738 00:46:06,132 --> 00:46:09,439 -Around. -You haven't been down to the beach for ages, mate. 739 00:46:09,482 --> 00:46:12,658 Well, as you grow up, you develop a different set of priorities. 740 00:46:13,485 --> 00:46:15,487 This is P.C. Simpson talking? 741 00:46:15,531 --> 00:46:18,272 Who had to repeat a year of school because there was a top surf running 742 00:46:18,315 --> 00:46:20,316 on the day of his exams. 743 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,492 Well, the surf's been shithouse. 744 00:46:22,536 --> 00:46:24,145 It's been great. 745 00:46:24,189 --> 00:46:25,886 Yeah, sure. 746 00:46:25,929 --> 00:46:28,235 -I was the last to know. -He needs Tai Chi. 747 00:46:28,279 --> 00:46:30,933 Relaxes the nerves and puts things into perspective. 748 00:46:30,977 --> 00:46:32,630 Shut up, Lurch. 749 00:46:32,673 --> 00:46:34,588 -What'll you have? -No, I won't have a drink. 750 00:46:34,632 --> 00:46:36,850 I told you, I've got to go soon. 751 00:46:36,894 --> 00:46:39,461 Stay with me just for a little while? 752 00:46:39,504 --> 00:46:41,854 Why? The band will kill me if I'm late. 753 00:46:43,159 --> 00:46:45,161 I want you to be with me. 754 00:46:45,205 --> 00:46:47,336 I don't wanna know about... 755 00:46:52,645 --> 00:46:54,037 Please? 756 00:46:54,081 --> 00:46:55,995 All right. One drink. 757 00:46:56,038 --> 00:46:57,475 Scotch? 758 00:47:04,393 --> 00:47:06,046 WOMAN: I'll tell you what, he's lost his nerve. 759 00:48:04,741 --> 00:48:06,221 You got a second, P.C.? 760 00:48:06,265 --> 00:48:07,875 Sure, Howard. Have a mango. 761 00:48:08,918 --> 00:48:10,572 I think I've got it, P.C. 762 00:48:10,616 --> 00:48:13,095 You were right about the viscosity. 763 00:48:14,227 --> 00:48:15,533 That's great, Howard. 764 00:48:15,576 --> 00:48:17,882 Don't fall off your chair or anything. 765 00:48:17,925 --> 00:48:20,275 You want to see it? I modified the nose rocker. 766 00:48:20,318 --> 00:48:22,407 It made all the difference. 767 00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:25,627 -Well? -Good. 768 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:29,499 What's wrong, P.C.? Where's all the old enthusiasm? 769 00:48:29,543 --> 00:48:32,371 I don't know, Howard. It just doesn't seem important anymore. 770 00:48:32,414 --> 00:48:34,416 Maybe I'm tired of playing games or something. 771 00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:37,201 That doesn't sound like you, P.C. That sounds like an excuse. 772 00:48:37,244 --> 00:48:39,550 Oh really? Thanks for your opinion, Howard. 773 00:48:40,290 --> 00:48:42,117 Oh... Well... 774 00:48:43,031 --> 00:48:45,207 If you want to discuss the plan... 775 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,991 You know where to find me. 776 00:48:48,034 --> 00:48:49,384 Yeah, okay. 777 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,254 WOMAN: Hello, Mr. Howard. 778 00:49:09,790 --> 00:49:11,400 [JADE STRUGGLING] 779 00:49:14,053 --> 00:49:15,403 Whoa! 780 00:49:38,246 --> 00:49:39,638 [MOANING] 781 00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:43,815 [FRUSTRATED GRUNTS] 782 00:49:44,381 --> 00:49:45,903 Shit! 783 00:49:45,947 --> 00:49:48,166 You're doing it all wrong! 784 00:49:49,471 --> 00:49:51,212 What would you know? 785 00:49:51,256 --> 00:49:54,606 You're on the wrong sort of board to learn on for a start. 786 00:49:54,649 --> 00:49:57,260 Why does it look so easy when you do it? 787 00:49:58,652 --> 00:50:00,566 It takes time and practice. 788 00:50:03,003 --> 00:50:04,830 [FRUSTRATED GROWLING] 789 00:50:04,874 --> 00:50:07,442 Bloody shit thing! 790 00:50:07,485 --> 00:50:09,138 But, you're fighting it! 791 00:50:09,181 --> 00:50:11,706 You can't fight the wind or you'll lose every time. 792 00:50:11,749 --> 00:50:13,489 You've got to try to go with it. 793 00:50:13,533 --> 00:50:16,970 Yeah, well why don't you go with it? 794 00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:22,366 I'm not exactly dressed for it. 795 00:50:22,409 --> 00:50:27,195 Oh, come on, Mr. Three-sixty. Why don't you put your board where your mouth is? 796 00:50:27,934 --> 00:50:29,588 Come on! 797 00:50:39,334 --> 00:50:40,944 Right. 798 00:50:40,988 --> 00:50:43,120 It's all yours. 799 00:50:43,163 --> 00:50:44,643 Okay. 800 00:50:44,686 --> 00:50:47,732 -I'll show you beach start. -Beach start. 801 00:50:50,387 --> 00:50:52,083 Now... 802 00:50:52,126 --> 00:50:55,607 -You hold the sail like this. -Right. 803 00:50:55,651 --> 00:50:57,000 When you jump on, 804 00:50:57,043 --> 00:51:00,132 try to keep the mast and your weight forward, 805 00:51:00,176 --> 00:51:02,309 pulling with your back hand. 806 00:51:04,397 --> 00:51:06,224 And you start to move. 807 00:51:06,268 --> 00:51:07,834 Like this. 808 00:51:07,877 --> 00:51:10,184 -See? -Oh yeah, I see. 809 00:51:11,227 --> 00:51:13,491 How do you get it to go faster? 810 00:51:13,534 --> 00:51:15,230 Lean your weight out 811 00:51:15,274 --> 00:51:19,059 and keep shedding in till the sail is set at the maximized height 812 00:51:19,103 --> 00:51:20,713 of the wind direction. 813 00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:22,888 Hi! 814 00:51:23,715 --> 00:51:25,413 Whoo-hoo! 815 00:51:48,255 --> 00:51:52,389 ANNOUNCER: Now the twentieth round of the third competition on Trigg Beach. 816 00:51:52,433 --> 00:51:55,826 The top 25 competitors will qualify for the World Classic. 817 00:51:55,870 --> 00:51:58,393 P.C., you gotta sign up, mate. 818 00:51:58,437 --> 00:52:02,048 Don't forget, it's just the semis, so save yourself for the World Classic. 819 00:52:02,091 --> 00:52:04,876 -You seen Jade? -Jade? Forget Jade. 820 00:52:04,919 --> 00:52:06,747 The only one you gotta watch is Coyote. 821 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,879 Yeah, P.C. Kill the bastard. 822 00:52:08,922 --> 00:52:10,750 Take it easy The guy saved my ass. 823 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:13,578 I'm only saying you could kill him in the World Classic. 824 00:52:13,622 --> 00:52:16,145 ANNOUNCER: Good performance by Bullard... 825 00:52:17,102 --> 00:52:19,540 Look, you got nothing to worry about. 826 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:22,193 Coyote's just not that good, mate. 827 00:52:23,325 --> 00:52:26,109 ANNOUNCER: Here's Coyote Philips, with the sail. 828 00:52:26,153 --> 00:52:28,894 He's been performing really well the past couple of days. 829 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:32,766 He's certainly proves his recent trip to Hawaii. 830 00:52:32,810 --> 00:52:36,508 Coyote has won the last three competitions on the east coast. 831 00:52:36,552 --> 00:52:39,337 He's a true professional and leaves nothing to chance. 832 00:52:42,687 --> 00:52:44,079 [CROWD CHATTERING] 833 00:52:44,122 --> 00:52:46,429 ANNOUNCER: What a performance by Coyote. 834 00:52:46,473 --> 00:52:49,170 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 835 00:52:52,955 --> 00:52:55,261 ANNOUNCER: The judges have seated him in league three. 836 00:52:55,304 --> 00:52:58,307 A convincing win by Coyote Philips. 837 00:52:58,351 --> 00:53:02,049 [CHEERING] [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 838 00:53:02,093 --> 00:53:04,573 ANNOUNCER: Better luck next time... 839 00:53:04,616 --> 00:53:06,183 With that brilliant performance, 840 00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:09,925 Coyote is in the top seat in the World Classic. 841 00:53:09,968 --> 00:53:13,623 Next up, the hot global favorite, P.C. Simpson. 842 00:53:13,667 --> 00:53:15,711 -Hey! -That's us, mate. 843 00:53:15,755 --> 00:53:17,844 -Go, P.C. -ANNOUNCER: He's got a strong following. 844 00:53:17,887 --> 00:53:20,454 However, he's been absent lately. 845 00:53:21,976 --> 00:53:23,543 [WHISPERING] Hey, put this tape on. 846 00:53:23,587 --> 00:53:25,415 [INDISTINCT] 847 00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:27,198 ANNOUNCER: Looks like Coyote has really got him worried. 848 00:53:27,241 --> 00:53:29,852 Given his past performances, I think he can take him down. 849 00:53:29,895 --> 00:53:32,332 [ JAWSMUSIC] 850 00:53:34,508 --> 00:53:37,032 [ JAWSMUSIC] 851 00:53:37,771 --> 00:53:39,599 [LAUGHING] 852 00:53:40,556 --> 00:53:42,992 -Don't let them get to you. -Meat heads. 853 00:53:43,036 --> 00:53:45,298 [ JAWSMUSIC] 854 00:53:45,341 --> 00:53:47,822 -Okay, you're up. -Strut your stuff, mate. 855 00:53:47,866 --> 00:53:49,780 -Give them heaps. -[CHEERING ON] 856 00:53:49,823 --> 00:53:52,565 LURCH: Concentrate your energies. 857 00:53:52,609 --> 00:53:55,611 ANNOUNCER: One of our top windsurfers... 858 00:53:55,654 --> 00:53:57,046 Go for it! 859 00:53:57,089 --> 00:53:58,961 [CHEERING] 860 00:53:59,004 --> 00:54:01,092 [CROWD CHANTING] P.C., P.C... 861 00:54:01,136 --> 00:54:03,355 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 862 00:54:03,399 --> 00:54:05,618 [CROWD CHATTERING] 863 00:54:33,508 --> 00:54:35,205 [DOOR OPENING] 864 00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:40,121 Hi. 865 00:54:44,385 --> 00:54:46,518 Mmm... Nice evening. 866 00:54:46,562 --> 00:54:48,998 It won't last. There's a big low coming. 867 00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:51,913 Great, so we'll stay home and get drunk. 868 00:54:52,435 --> 00:54:53,958 What's that for? 869 00:54:54,002 --> 00:54:55,524 The semis. 870 00:54:55,568 --> 00:54:56,830 I lost. 871 00:54:56,873 --> 00:54:58,396 I know. 872 00:55:00,441 --> 00:55:02,312 Where were you? 873 00:55:02,356 --> 00:55:04,836 -Working. -Oh, of course. 874 00:55:04,879 --> 00:55:06,837 So, why are we celebrating? 875 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,753 Who the hell says only winners can celebrate? 876 00:55:09,796 --> 00:55:11,493 You think I'm a loser now, right? 877 00:55:11,536 --> 00:55:13,799 What do you think? 878 00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:16,845 I know I could thrash Coyote in the right wind. 879 00:55:17,498 --> 00:55:18,759 Oh... 880 00:55:18,802 --> 00:55:19,977 The wind was wrong. 881 00:55:20,021 --> 00:55:21,762 He was cheating, you know. 882 00:55:21,805 --> 00:55:25,852 Blind Freddy could have seen it. He dropped in on me three times. 883 00:55:25,895 --> 00:55:27,592 Well, I guess it's a tough sport. 884 00:55:27,635 --> 00:55:30,158 Yeah, all right. 885 00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:33,118 So I've had a little turn of luck or something. 886 00:55:33,161 --> 00:55:35,772 Superstitious crap. 887 00:55:35,815 --> 00:55:37,513 Crap, is it? 888 00:55:37,555 --> 00:55:39,339 You know, it seems kind of strange to me... 889 00:55:39,383 --> 00:55:41,037 Everything is going just great till you come along, 890 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,038 all of the sudden, I'm surfing like a bloody clown. 891 00:55:43,081 --> 00:55:46,519 Okay, would you kindly punch me in the face and then let up? 892 00:55:49,477 --> 00:55:52,959 If Howard had just had the board finished, I might have had an edge, but... 893 00:55:53,002 --> 00:55:54,786 Howard? 894 00:55:54,829 --> 00:55:58,397 You mean the poor guy who stays up all night, designing toys for you? 895 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,139 Neglecting his job so that P.C. Simpson will look hot on the day. 896 00:56:02,182 --> 00:56:03,444 You're blaming Howard now? 897 00:56:03,488 --> 00:56:06,229 I was saying, if Howard had the board finished. 898 00:56:06,272 --> 00:56:08,405 Okay, yeah... If, if, if... 899 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:10,406 If it isn't the wind to blame, it's the surf. 900 00:56:10,449 --> 00:56:12,625 If it isn't the surf to blame, it's the sharks. 901 00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:15,976 -Or the board or Coyote or me... -Go ahead... 902 00:56:16,019 --> 00:56:19,544 It never even occurs to you that whenever something goes wrong in P.C.'s life, 903 00:56:19,587 --> 00:56:22,110 there's only one person who's always there. 904 00:56:28,027 --> 00:56:29,768 [EXHALING] 905 00:56:30,334 --> 00:56:32,553 Look, P.C... 906 00:56:33,336 --> 00:56:35,556 I like you a lot. 907 00:56:37,818 --> 00:56:41,516 You've got everything in the world going for you. 908 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:45,824 But I just don't like this side of you. 909 00:56:45,867 --> 00:56:48,608 I want a relationship with a man, not... 910 00:56:48,652 --> 00:56:50,741 Not a little brat who's gonna throw his dummy in the dirt 911 00:56:50,784 --> 00:56:53,220 when everything doesn't go exactly his way. 912 00:56:53,264 --> 00:56:54,570 Fine. 913 00:56:54,613 --> 00:56:55,961 Fine. 914 00:56:56,005 --> 00:56:58,137 Then fuck off. 915 00:57:03,532 --> 00:57:05,229 Okay. 916 00:57:11,190 --> 00:57:12,800 [DOOR CLOSING] 917 00:57:13,366 --> 00:57:15,672 [SMASHING] 918 00:57:21,851 --> 00:57:23,678 [CAR DRIVING AWAY] 919 00:57:33,555 --> 00:57:35,077 [BEEPING] 920 00:57:35,121 --> 00:57:37,340 ALARM CLOCK: It's now six o'clock. 921 00:57:37,384 --> 00:57:42,343 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPING LUIGI BOCCHERINI'S MINUETTO] 922 00:57:44,650 --> 00:57:46,695 Oh, God. 923 00:57:51,742 --> 00:57:53,917 [DISTORTED BUZZING SOUNDS] 924 00:57:53,961 --> 00:57:55,527 DISTORTED VOICE: Six... Six... 925 00:58:04,795 --> 00:58:06,405 Shit. 926 00:58:06,448 --> 00:58:07,885 MESSAGE MACHINE: Hi, this is Jade. 927 00:58:07,928 --> 00:58:09,755 Jade, hi. I'm glad I called you. 928 00:58:09,799 --> 00:58:11,888 If you'd like to leave a message after the beep, 929 00:58:11,931 --> 00:58:13,889 [BEEPING] 930 00:58:14,933 --> 00:58:16,717 [BEEPING] 931 00:58:20,415 --> 00:58:22,025 [GRUMBLING] 932 00:58:23,853 --> 00:58:25,201 Eight... 933 00:58:25,245 --> 00:58:27,421 Seven... Six... 934 00:58:27,726 --> 00:58:29,291 Five... 935 00:58:29,335 --> 00:58:30,466 Four... 936 00:58:32,511 --> 00:58:33,686 [GASPS] 937 00:58:33,730 --> 00:58:35,601 [TIRES SCREECHING] 938 00:58:50,612 --> 00:58:53,309 -The bird called Kathy... -It's cute. 939 00:58:53,353 --> 00:58:55,050 Grab it. 940 00:58:55,094 --> 00:58:56,703 -Don't worry, lady. -Come on. 941 00:58:56,747 --> 00:58:58,531 Good boy, come on. 942 00:58:58,574 --> 00:59:00,575 -Here you go. -Come on, birdie. 943 00:59:00,619 --> 00:59:02,795 MAN: Come on, come one... 944 00:59:04,535 --> 00:59:06,537 WOMAN: Don't be silly. 945 00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:09,104 Hi hate to trouble you, Stewart, but Stewart Senior is on the war path about... 946 00:59:09,147 --> 00:59:10,366 The production report. 947 00:59:10,409 --> 00:59:12,628 He wants you to refine it. 948 00:59:13,281 --> 00:59:14,629 Hell... 949 00:59:14,673 --> 00:59:15,891 That's three reports I've got to get through today. 950 00:59:15,935 --> 00:59:17,632 Yeah, okay. Leave it with me. 951 00:59:17,676 --> 00:59:19,720 You've got it. You've had it for a week. 952 00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:21,243 [PARROT SCREECHING] 953 00:59:21,287 --> 00:59:23,767 Right... Any idea what I might have done with it? 954 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,769 [PARROT SCREECHING] 955 00:59:27,247 --> 00:59:30,206 The annual report. It has to be proofed today. 956 00:59:30,249 --> 00:59:32,425 Not today... Thanks... No way. 957 00:59:32,469 --> 00:59:35,210 Today... Mr. Simpson's orders. 958 00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,301 Look... 959 00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:42,302 I'll be back in a little while, okay? 960 00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:45,261 -What about those reports? -They'll keep. 961 00:59:45,305 --> 00:59:47,001 Yes, but will your father? 962 00:59:47,045 --> 00:59:49,177 [PARROT SCREECHING] 963 01:00:15,849 --> 01:00:20,504 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 964 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:28,075 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 965 01:00:29,511 --> 01:00:32,948 ♪ Ain't it funny How it always seems 966 01:00:35,603 --> 01:00:38,344 ♪ Love is never like 967 01:00:38,387 --> 01:00:42,042 ♪ Your dreams 968 01:00:42,086 --> 01:00:44,783 ♪ Love is never like 969 01:00:44,827 --> 01:00:48,655 ♪ Your dreams 970 01:00:48,699 --> 01:00:51,701 ♪ Love is never like 971 01:00:52,702 --> 01:00:56,139 ♪ Your dreams 972 01:01:11,890 --> 01:01:14,414 -Thanks for working late. -Don't mention it. 973 01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:21,985 [KNOCK AT THE DOOR] 974 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,074 -Working back? -Yeah. 975 01:01:26,858 --> 01:01:29,556 How are you going on that production report? 976 01:01:30,730 --> 01:01:33,037 It'll be on your desk tomorrow, okay? 977 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,212 It's a week overdue. That's not really... 978 01:01:35,255 --> 01:01:37,344 Look, I'm sorry. 979 01:01:37,388 --> 01:01:39,824 When is this World Classic? 980 01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:41,565 What's that got to do with it? 981 01:01:41,608 --> 01:01:43,522 You're good when you've got people supporting you... 982 01:01:43,566 --> 01:01:45,176 Your fast, efficient... 983 01:01:45,220 --> 01:01:47,699 You're unconventional sometimes, but capable. 984 01:01:47,743 --> 01:01:49,439 Always capable. 985 01:01:50,092 --> 01:01:51,920 Until now. 986 01:01:51,964 --> 01:01:53,747 What's going on? 987 01:01:53,791 --> 01:01:55,227 Nothing's going on. 988 01:01:55,270 --> 01:01:56,837 If you're getting behind... 989 01:01:56,881 --> 01:01:58,533 Dad, will you get off my back? 990 01:01:58,577 --> 01:02:01,014 Geez, everybody is hassling me. 991 01:02:20,419 --> 01:02:21,724 Wanna talk about it? 992 01:02:21,768 --> 01:02:23,378 [PAPER CRUMPLING] 993 01:02:25,379 --> 01:02:29,165 Whether you want to talk or not, I think it's about time we had a quiet word. 994 01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:31,558 Crikey, I slipped behind one lousy report. 995 01:02:31,602 --> 01:02:34,909 Five lousy reports, not to mention the billings takeover. 996 01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:36,692 Ease up, will you, Miss Dodge? 997 01:02:36,735 --> 01:02:39,868 Outside office hours, you can play whatever game you please 998 01:02:39,912 --> 01:02:42,697 but Simpson Engineering is your father's game 999 01:02:42,740 --> 01:02:45,568 and here, you play by his rules. 1000 01:02:45,612 --> 01:02:47,005 His rules? 1001 01:02:47,048 --> 01:02:49,615 All he ever thinks about is Simpson bloody Engineering. 1002 01:02:49,658 --> 01:02:52,443 When's he ever taken an interest in my life? 1003 01:02:52,486 --> 01:02:54,488 How would you know if he did? 1004 01:02:54,532 --> 01:02:59,101 He just asked you when the contest was and you assumed he was hassling you. 1005 01:02:59,143 --> 01:03:01,537 Why else would he mention it? 1006 01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:03,625 Maybe he's interested in you. 1007 01:03:03,668 --> 01:03:06,236 Oh, please. 1008 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,804 You don't know shit from shoe polish, do you? 1009 01:03:09,848 --> 01:03:12,893 Do you remember the Bells Beach Competition in '83? 1010 01:03:12,937 --> 01:03:14,938 You just took off and left me to cover for you? 1011 01:03:14,981 --> 01:03:17,897 That's okay, that's fine. That's what I do... Cover for people. 1012 01:03:19,071 --> 01:03:22,292 Do you know where your father was that weekend? 1013 01:03:22,335 --> 01:03:24,075 How would I know? I was at the Bells. 1014 01:03:24,119 --> 01:03:27,251 So was he and if you'd been interested in anybody but yourself 1015 01:03:27,295 --> 01:03:29,645 you might have noticed him there. 1016 01:03:32,168 --> 01:03:33,517 Well, he never told me that. 1017 01:03:33,561 --> 01:03:35,562 It's not his way. 1018 01:03:35,605 --> 01:03:38,564 You should know, you're both the same. 1019 01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:41,393 He was asking about the competition because he wants you to do your best 1020 01:03:41,436 --> 01:03:43,916 and he was worried that you had too much work. 1021 01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:48,267 -That's not how I took it. -You can take it from me, that's how it was meant. 1022 01:03:48,311 --> 01:03:50,790 No wonder you're having trouble with your love life. 1023 01:03:50,834 --> 01:03:52,618 That's got nothing to do with this. 1024 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:55,316 It's got everything to do with this. 1025 01:03:57,447 --> 01:04:01,103 How can you expect to come to terms with a woman 1026 01:04:01,146 --> 01:04:03,931 and have a stable relationship, when you... 1027 01:04:03,975 --> 01:04:07,064 you can't even communicate with your own father? 1028 01:04:07,107 --> 01:04:08,848 What do you mean? 1029 01:04:08,891 --> 01:04:12,850 When was the last time you asked him how things were going? 1030 01:04:14,156 --> 01:04:15,940 I don't know. 1031 01:04:15,984 --> 01:04:17,898 You see? 1032 01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:20,682 You don't consider other people. You don't give a stuff about their needs. 1033 01:04:20,725 --> 01:04:24,294 You're focused on P.C. and to hell with everyone else. 1034 01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:26,034 Stewart... 1035 01:04:26,078 --> 01:04:27,557 Yes? 1036 01:04:29,907 --> 01:04:31,691 Stewart... 1037 01:04:34,911 --> 01:04:38,914 You've got something eating away inside of you. 1038 01:04:40,175 --> 01:04:43,091 Whatever it is, it's unfinished, isn't it? 1039 01:04:46,789 --> 01:04:48,398 Well, finish it. 1040 01:04:48,442 --> 01:04:50,879 Once and for all. 1041 01:04:53,185 --> 01:04:56,839 Do you read me or shall I spell it out? 1042 01:05:00,190 --> 01:05:02,105 I read you. 1043 01:05:04,193 --> 01:05:05,585 Good. 1044 01:05:24,904 --> 01:05:26,600 [PARROT SQUEAKING] 1045 01:05:27,558 --> 01:05:29,690 [PARROT TALKING] 1046 01:05:30,212 --> 01:05:31,213 G'day. 1047 01:05:35,564 --> 01:05:37,305 I see you ended up with the bird. 1048 01:05:38,479 --> 01:05:39,871 Yeah. 1049 01:05:41,090 --> 01:05:42,961 Fine pets, galahs. 1050 01:05:43,787 --> 01:05:45,441 Very affectionate. 1051 01:05:46,615 --> 01:05:47,965 And intelligent. 1052 01:05:50,792 --> 01:05:52,969 So, how's the old clanker coming along? 1053 01:05:53,664 --> 01:05:56,710 It's looking really good. 1054 01:05:56,754 --> 01:05:59,582 I remember when you used to let me sit behind the wheel. 1055 01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:02,366 Yeah. 1056 01:06:02,410 --> 01:06:06,761 You know, I spent two years just tracking down this windscreen surround. 1057 01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:09,197 Now... 1058 01:06:09,937 --> 01:06:11,547 Well... 1059 01:06:11,591 --> 01:06:13,418 Nearly finished. 1060 01:06:14,506 --> 01:06:16,508 What'll you do then? 1061 01:06:18,117 --> 01:06:20,640 To tell you the truth, I don't know. 1062 01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:30,474 So, how'd you finally solve that problem you had with the supercharger? 1063 01:06:31,345 --> 01:06:33,302 [SIGHING] 1064 01:06:33,346 --> 01:06:35,652 It's kind of a long story. 1065 01:06:37,001 --> 01:06:39,133 I've got time, Dad. 1066 01:06:39,177 --> 01:06:40,699 Hmm? 1067 01:06:42,614 --> 01:06:44,615 Come have a beer. 1068 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:48,052 Well... 1069 01:06:48,096 --> 01:06:50,663 First of all, I thought it was... 1070 01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:52,925 A bearing of some sort... 1071 01:06:52,969 --> 01:06:55,971 Then... [EXPLAINING CAR PROBLEM] 1072 01:06:56,015 --> 01:06:58,278 [CHUCKLING] 1073 01:07:13,854 --> 01:07:15,681 Hi, guys. 1074 01:07:17,727 --> 01:07:19,162 is Jade around? 1075 01:07:21,295 --> 01:07:22,947 Don't think so. 1076 01:07:23,687 --> 01:07:25,559 Any idea where I can find her? 1077 01:07:25,602 --> 01:07:27,081 No. 1078 01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:31,084 Hey, I know you. I've seen you on the cover of... You're... 1079 01:07:31,128 --> 01:07:32,825 P.C. Simpson. 1080 01:07:32,868 --> 01:07:35,609 -Yeah... Right. -Listen, will you tell Jade I was looking for her? 1081 01:07:35,653 --> 01:07:37,350 -Sure. -Thanks. 1082 01:07:37,394 --> 01:07:38,829 Tell me something, P.C. 1083 01:07:40,004 --> 01:07:41,179 What's that? 1084 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:42,484 Where are we? 1085 01:07:44,007 --> 01:07:45,921 Shelter Records, man. 1086 01:07:45,964 --> 01:07:48,750 Thank God for that. 1087 01:07:48,793 --> 01:07:51,273 Tell Jade I stopped by, okay? 1088 01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:53,927 Sure thing, P.C. 1089 01:07:55,189 --> 01:07:56,712 Sure thing. 1090 01:08:03,456 --> 01:08:05,196 Who's P.C. Simpson? 1091 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,068 Racecar driver. 1092 01:08:07,111 --> 01:08:08,156 Oh. 1093 01:08:09,373 --> 01:08:11,593 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 1094 01:08:23,689 --> 01:08:25,994 It's not good enough, Howard. 1095 01:08:26,038 --> 01:08:28,822 Well, hell. What are you gonna do with it, P.C.? 1096 01:08:28,866 --> 01:08:31,521 -I'm not sure we can do any better. -You can do it better. 1097 01:08:31,564 --> 01:08:33,261 I knew you'd say that. 1098 01:08:33,304 --> 01:08:35,828 He's right, Howard. 1099 01:08:35,872 --> 01:08:39,657 Why don't we construct the mast in carbon fiber? 1100 01:08:39,701 --> 01:08:41,528 -Really beef up the strings. -Yep. 1101 01:08:41,571 --> 01:08:45,052 Of course I've thought of carbon fiber, but it's too expensive. 1102 01:08:46,314 --> 01:08:48,881 There's no sense in doing something half-assed. 1103 01:08:48,924 --> 01:08:53,885 Besides, I'm beginning to think there's a market for these things. 1104 01:08:53,928 --> 01:08:56,669 Of course, if we're using carbon fiber, there's no problem. 1105 01:08:56,713 --> 01:08:58,454 No problem. 1106 01:09:06,373 --> 01:09:09,592 Hey, be careful with that. That's high-potency stuff. 1107 01:09:09,636 --> 01:09:12,159 You give your board a hot coat of that the night before the contest. 1108 01:09:12,203 --> 01:09:13,943 -All right? -Yep. 1109 01:09:13,987 --> 01:09:17,120 It's like superglue. We had a slight embarrassment with it yesterday. 1110 01:09:19,773 --> 01:09:21,558 Coming... [GRUNTING] 1111 01:09:23,167 --> 01:09:25,082 HOWARD: That's right... 1112 01:09:25,735 --> 01:09:28,040 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1113 01:09:39,005 --> 01:09:41,181 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] Get maximum lift... 1114 01:09:41,225 --> 01:09:42,312 -Right. -Right. 1115 01:09:46,097 --> 01:09:48,317 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1116 01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,760 That's great! 1117 01:10:05,677 --> 01:10:08,245 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1118 01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:10,246 -All right! -How's it going? 1119 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,491 This is a rough beach, P.C. 1120 01:10:48,187 --> 01:10:49,623 That's why we're here! 1121 01:10:51,668 --> 01:10:55,193 Check out those rocks! 1122 01:10:55,236 --> 01:10:58,325 Look, P.C., we know it's strong. You know how to do this. 1123 01:10:58,369 --> 01:11:00,761 Today we test, tomorrow we win. 1124 01:11:01,197 --> 01:11:03,633 Hey, that's P.C. 1125 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:06,201 All right, if there's any trouble at all, 1126 01:11:06,244 --> 01:11:09,072 just give the signal and we'll pluck you out with the chopper. 1127 01:11:09,115 --> 01:11:10,943 -Got it. -Stand by. 1128 01:11:10,987 --> 01:11:13,336 Watch out for the fish. 1129 01:11:14,946 --> 01:11:18,035 Howard, those bloody fish better watch out for me. 1130 01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:30,785 [PHONE RINGING] 1131 01:12:31,699 --> 01:12:33,308 [PHONE RINGING] 1132 01:12:33,352 --> 01:12:34,962 ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi, this is Jade. 1133 01:12:35,005 --> 01:12:36,876 -Hi. -I'm not here at the moment, 1134 01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:38,791 but if you'd like to leave a message after the beep, 1135 01:12:38,834 --> 01:12:40,879 I'll try and get straight back to you. 1136 01:12:40,922 --> 01:12:42,315 [BEEP] 1137 01:12:42,359 --> 01:12:44,229 Jade, it's P.C. 1138 01:12:44,273 --> 01:12:47,101 I got your album. It's a winner. Congratulations. 1139 01:12:49,015 --> 01:12:50,887 Listen... 1140 01:12:50,930 --> 01:12:53,671 I'm really sorry about what happened between us. 1141 01:12:54,498 --> 01:12:56,847 I... 1142 01:12:56,891 --> 01:12:59,415 Well, I don't know what else to say except... 1143 01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:01,721 I miss you. 1144 01:13:01,764 --> 01:13:04,940 And I've thrown my dummy away. 1145 01:13:04,984 --> 01:13:08,073 So, if you're not too busy getting famous, maybe you'd like to get together soon... 1146 01:13:08,116 --> 01:13:09,117 [BEEP] 1147 01:13:10,945 --> 01:13:12,772 Bugger it. 1148 01:13:28,784 --> 01:13:30,308 Good, good. 1149 01:13:35,485 --> 01:13:37,487 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1150 01:13:40,053 --> 01:13:41,707 Five to ten on Peel. 1151 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,491 Five? 1152 01:13:43,534 --> 01:13:45,101 You are what you eat. 1153 01:13:45,144 --> 01:13:48,364 Raw fruit and vegetables, nothing else. 1154 01:13:48,408 --> 01:13:50,496 Yeah, you're pretty raw, Lurch. 1155 01:13:50,539 --> 01:13:52,280 The real deal. 1156 01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:54,542 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1157 01:13:59,154 --> 01:14:00,765 MAN: What's she doing here? 1158 01:14:00,808 --> 01:14:03,636 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1159 01:14:09,075 --> 01:14:11,642 I'd like to place a hundred dollars on P.C. Simpson. 1160 01:14:11,686 --> 01:14:13,556 P.C... 1161 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,689 It's your money, lady. 1162 01:14:22,694 --> 01:14:24,391 Hey! 1163 01:14:24,435 --> 01:14:27,872 Coyote says he's got something in his pocket he wants to show you. 1164 01:14:27,915 --> 01:14:29,394 It's not polite to turn down a gentleman. 1165 01:14:30,395 --> 01:14:32,701 Oh, he's tough. He can handle it. 1166 01:14:32,744 --> 01:14:34,180 And what'll I tell Coyote? 1167 01:14:35,704 --> 01:14:37,531 Just tell him to chew his arm. 1168 01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:39,489 [LAUGHTER] 1169 01:14:49,844 --> 01:14:52,498 You know, Rabbit, she knows something. 1170 01:14:54,935 --> 01:14:57,415 She said it... "Three-sixty." 1171 01:14:58,198 --> 01:15:00,112 P.C.'s not that bad. 1172 01:15:00,156 --> 01:15:03,550 I always reckoned he could give Coyote a run for his money. 1173 01:15:03,593 --> 01:15:04,855 Hmm... 1174 01:15:04,899 --> 01:15:06,770 P.C.'s hot... 1175 01:15:06,814 --> 01:15:09,337 Yeah, but how hot? 1176 01:15:09,381 --> 01:15:11,860 A hundred bucks at a hundred to one? 1177 01:15:11,904 --> 01:15:13,209 Shit! 1178 01:15:13,253 --> 01:15:15,428 MAN: A hundred to one P.C., A hundred to one P.C. 1179 01:15:15,472 --> 01:15:17,561 Mate, twenty bucks on P.C. 1180 01:15:17,604 --> 01:15:19,344 I have five on P.C.! 1181 01:15:19,388 --> 01:15:21,390 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 1182 01:15:25,349 --> 01:15:27,219 MAN: Eighteen bucks on P.C. 1183 01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:32,615 -[WHISPERING] There it is. -What a ripper... 1184 01:15:32,659 --> 01:15:34,747 Shh! 1185 01:15:34,790 --> 01:15:37,140 -RATSO: This way. -[CLATTERING, CAT MEOWING] 1186 01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:07,032 [PHONE RINGING] 1187 01:16:07,075 --> 01:16:09,468 -Hello. -Can I speak with P.C. Simpson? 1188 01:16:09,512 --> 01:16:11,339 Speaking. 1189 01:16:11,383 --> 01:16:13,384 WOMAN: I'm ringing from the judge's committee. 1190 01:16:13,428 --> 01:16:16,692 The venue for the World Classic has been changed to Mangera. 1191 01:16:16,735 --> 01:16:18,954 Mangera? What about Trigg? 1192 01:16:18,997 --> 01:16:21,085 It was a toss up. 1193 01:16:21,129 --> 01:16:23,436 The caravans and news crews were already positioned at Mangera, 1194 01:16:23,479 --> 01:16:25,959 -so that fixed it. -Mangera... Right. Thanks for ringing. 1195 01:16:26,002 --> 01:16:27,439 -Sure thing. -Thanks. 1196 01:16:32,312 --> 01:16:36,923 ANNOUNCER: Advise all parents to keep children well back from the water's edge... 1197 01:16:39,099 --> 01:16:41,274 Keep your children away from the water. 1198 01:16:42,624 --> 01:16:44,233 MANGLES: [MOUTH FULL] P.C.! 1199 01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:47,018 What the hell are you doing? 1200 01:16:47,062 --> 01:16:48,497 Yeah... P.C. 1201 01:16:48,541 --> 01:16:50,325 Listen, we got quite a little problem here. 1202 01:16:50,368 --> 01:16:53,545 -We're stuck. -Put that down right now, you bastards. 1203 01:16:53,588 --> 01:16:56,460 That's the problem, you see. We can't. 1204 01:16:56,503 --> 01:16:59,332 Help us out, will you, mate? Mangles has to take a piss. 1205 01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:01,551 [MOUTH FULL] Oh, my God. 1206 01:17:01,594 --> 01:17:03,204 What are you doing? 1207 01:17:03,248 --> 01:17:05,118 I'd like to help you out, guys, but I gotta go. 1208 01:17:06,903 --> 01:17:08,469 Stick with it, eh? 1209 01:17:08,512 --> 01:17:10,906 -P.C.! -[MOUTH FULL] Wait! 1210 01:17:10,949 --> 01:17:12,950 -[MUFFLED SPEECH] -Shut up, Mangles. 1211 01:17:12,994 --> 01:17:15,822 RATSO: P.C., do us a favor, mate! 1212 01:17:18,607 --> 01:17:21,740 ANNOUNCER: We have a beautiful day. Conditions couldn't be better. 1213 01:17:21,783 --> 01:17:24,176 The first event is the course racing. 1214 01:17:24,219 --> 01:17:27,004 The waves are starting to build, so we should see some exciting rides 1215 01:17:27,047 --> 01:17:29,528 in the wave performance section. 1216 01:17:29,572 --> 01:17:32,791 This course racing event has attracted some of the largest seals we've seen in some time. 1217 01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:37,882 There's a big variation in equipment out there. 1218 01:17:37,926 --> 01:17:40,623 Some production boards, but the majority are custom. 1219 01:17:43,756 --> 01:17:45,975 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1220 01:17:47,019 --> 01:17:49,108 Camera three, zoom in on the bunnies. 1221 01:17:49,151 --> 01:17:52,197 Closer, closer... That's it. 1222 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,633 Camera three! 1223 01:17:54,677 --> 01:17:56,853 Come on, fellas. He's over here. Let's get him. 1224 01:17:56,896 --> 01:17:59,289 Excuse me, excuse me... 1225 01:17:59,332 --> 01:18:02,987 I'm standing here with Coyote Philips, leading contender for the world title. 1226 01:18:03,031 --> 01:18:04,902 Coyote, we've just been talking to Tom Gilbert, 1227 01:18:04,946 --> 01:18:07,121 who reckons this P.C. Simpson is a real threat. 1228 01:18:07,164 --> 01:18:09,514 -What do you think? -[CHUCKLES] 1229 01:18:11,820 --> 01:18:14,779 I take that to mean you disagree then. 1230 01:18:14,822 --> 01:18:18,129 You reckon you got this one all set up then do you mate? 1231 01:18:19,565 --> 01:18:21,523 Well, there he goes, ladies and gentlemen. 1232 01:18:21,566 --> 01:18:23,176 Give me some beach cover. 1233 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:24,787 Some beach cover someone. 1234 01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:28,224 [ANNOUNCER LISTING COMPETITORS] 1235 01:18:32,009 --> 01:18:33,880 -Hi, Jade. -Hi, have you seen P.C.? 1236 01:18:33,923 --> 01:18:37,099 Not yet, but plenty of time. His heat is not for another twenty minutes. 1237 01:18:37,143 --> 01:18:40,537 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1238 01:18:50,022 --> 01:18:53,895 ANNOUNCER: They're off! Down to their boards and out to the first mark. 1239 01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:57,462 It's the orange one, you can see slightly to the right about 300 meters out. 1240 01:18:57,506 --> 01:19:00,116 It's the start to a remarkable course. 1241 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:02,771 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1242 01:19:02,815 --> 01:19:06,121 It's a pretty high leap and some have been having trouble getting up through the break. 1243 01:19:06,165 --> 01:19:08,122 Oh, what a shame. 1244 01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:11,821 It looks like a broken mast... 1245 01:19:11,864 --> 01:19:16,651 It looks like Peter Ride is in the lead and Bob Simmons a close second. 1246 01:19:16,694 --> 01:19:20,088 -What you looking at? -P.C. It's his championships. 1247 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:22,525 ANNOUNCER: Local Jimmy Barnes, only thirteen... 1248 01:19:22,569 --> 01:19:23,917 Young for this sort of competition. 1249 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,180 Hey, give us a look. 1250 01:19:26,223 --> 01:19:27,572 Robbie Nash was only fourteen when he won his first world championship. 1251 01:19:28,007 --> 01:19:29,704 Where's P.C.? 1252 01:19:29,748 --> 01:19:31,705 [RADIO PLAYING] 1253 01:19:39,711 --> 01:19:43,671 RADIO: 32 degrees, remaining fine. We've got some strong breezes. 1254 01:19:43,714 --> 01:19:46,542 And just to fill you in on what's happening, we're doing a live 1255 01:19:46,586 --> 01:19:48,675 coverage of the action at Trigg Beach. 1256 01:19:48,718 --> 01:19:50,937 Trigg? 1257 01:19:50,980 --> 01:19:53,548 Competitors around the world are battling it out for the World Classic. 1258 01:20:00,771 --> 01:20:05,339 Will the contestants for heat four please assemble behind the judges' dais? 1259 01:20:05,383 --> 01:20:08,385 In heat four, the riders are not very evenly matched. 1260 01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:10,604 It should be a runaway win for McTavish. 1261 01:20:10,647 --> 01:20:14,041 The wind direction has changed slightly, but the angle is still very good. 1262 01:20:14,084 --> 01:20:16,304 -Hi. -Oh, hi. 1263 01:20:16,347 --> 01:20:19,349 Got any idea where he is? 1264 01:20:19,393 --> 01:20:22,395 We've seen some terrific performances and the best is yet to come. 1265 01:20:22,438 --> 01:20:24,658 [SHEEP BLEATING] 1266 01:20:26,485 --> 01:20:28,487 [SHEEP BLEATING] 1267 01:20:30,923 --> 01:20:33,229 [DOG BARKING] 1268 01:20:45,107 --> 01:20:46,500 Whoa! 1269 01:20:51,896 --> 01:20:54,941 -Where's P.C.? -He must be coming soon. 1270 01:20:54,985 --> 01:20:57,377 ANNOUNCER: It's almost impossible to get through the shore break. 1271 01:20:58,030 --> 01:20:59,466 I hope he's all right. 1272 01:20:59,510 --> 01:21:00,771 I'd... 1273 01:21:00,815 --> 01:21:04,165 I'd like to see you all in the boardroom. 1274 01:21:04,208 --> 01:21:07,342 ANNOUNCER: Watson's out of his league here... 1275 01:21:07,385 --> 01:21:10,649 He lacks the form and style that McTavish... 1276 01:21:11,736 --> 01:21:14,086 Wow, what a great start off. 1277 01:21:14,129 --> 01:21:17,654 He's certainly surprising us with his flare. 1278 01:21:19,567 --> 01:21:21,395 NICK: "Gimme, gimme, gimme... 1279 01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:23,093 "All your love. 1280 01:21:23,135 --> 01:21:25,964 "Tell it, tell it, tell it to the stars above." 1281 01:21:26,008 --> 01:21:28,705 Beautiful. Shakes me up, Nick. 1282 01:21:28,749 --> 01:21:30,620 -I got a verse. -Yeah, right. 1283 01:21:30,664 --> 01:21:32,186 "Nights that's cool... 1284 01:21:32,229 --> 01:21:33,709 "and days that's muggy..." 1285 01:21:33,753 --> 01:21:35,318 Good, good... 1286 01:21:35,362 --> 01:21:38,321 "Make, make, make, make, make me feel... 1287 01:21:38,365 --> 01:21:39,670 "huggy." 1288 01:21:40,061 --> 01:21:41,323 Huggy? 1289 01:21:41,367 --> 01:21:42,933 All right, smart ass. 1290 01:21:42,976 --> 01:21:45,631 You got a better rhyme for muggy? 1291 01:21:45,675 --> 01:21:46,936 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1292 01:21:47,806 --> 01:21:49,416 Buggy. 1293 01:21:49,460 --> 01:21:51,548 -Yeah. -Good one. 1294 01:21:51,591 --> 01:21:53,419 Buggy, that's great. 1295 01:22:03,296 --> 01:22:06,951 ANNOUNCER: Competitors are preparing their boards for the next competition. 1296 01:22:06,994 --> 01:22:08,996 How's he doing? Has he had his first heat yet? 1297 01:22:09,562 --> 01:22:11,694 Well, sir, he... 1298 01:22:13,130 --> 01:22:14,870 That's right, he... 1299 01:22:14,913 --> 01:22:17,046 He what? He what? 1300 01:22:17,089 --> 01:22:19,612 He hasn't exactly shown up yet. 1301 01:22:19,656 --> 01:22:21,352 Hasn't shown up? 1302 01:22:21,657 --> 01:22:22,789 Why not? 1303 01:22:24,921 --> 01:22:27,009 [HORNS HONKING] 1304 01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:35,624 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1305 01:22:38,365 --> 01:22:40,150 [HORNS HONKING] 1306 01:22:46,850 --> 01:22:48,330 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1307 01:23:02,035 --> 01:23:04,080 Whoa! 1308 01:23:16,437 --> 01:23:18,700 [CHEERING] 1309 01:23:18,744 --> 01:23:20,570 Yeah, but I'm sure he's on his way. 1310 01:23:20,614 --> 01:23:24,530 Well, he better get a move on. He's about to miss his elimination heat. 1311 01:23:24,573 --> 01:23:27,488 Repeat... Last call for all competitors in heat seven. 1312 01:23:42,848 --> 01:23:46,068 Well, can't you just move him to a later heat or something? 1313 01:23:46,112 --> 01:23:47,765 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 1314 01:23:47,808 --> 01:23:49,636 Sorry? What do you mean, sorry? 1315 01:23:49,679 --> 01:23:51,768 -He's the all time favorite! -P.C. Simpson has failed to show 1316 01:23:51,811 --> 01:23:53,900 and has been automatically disqualified. 1317 01:23:53,944 --> 01:23:55,553 [CHEERING] 1318 01:23:55,596 --> 01:23:57,773 P.C. Simpson disqualified. 1319 01:23:57,816 --> 01:23:59,991 -A lot of disappointed people here today. -Disqualified? 1320 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,471 P.C.'s got a very big following. 1321 01:24:02,558 --> 01:24:04,386 RABBIT: Oh, come on! 1322 01:24:04,429 --> 01:24:06,082 Give him a break! Just another three minutes. 1323 01:24:06,126 --> 01:24:07,823 What's it to you? 1324 01:24:07,867 --> 01:24:10,303 [SCOFFING] Gee. 1325 01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:12,609 -Cut to camera four. -You sure? Three is back. 1326 01:24:12,653 --> 01:24:13,914 Cut to camera four. 1327 01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:15,873 REPORTER: Good evening, Steve. 1328 01:24:15,916 --> 01:24:19,179 It appears that Coyote Philips is performing superbly out there. 1329 01:24:19,223 --> 01:24:23,530 And I think he has this ride... 1330 01:24:23,574 --> 01:24:26,750 Without P.C. Simpson running, looks like Philips will take the crown. 1331 01:24:26,794 --> 01:24:29,057 He's gotta be around here somewhere. 1332 01:24:29,099 --> 01:24:32,711 It looks like we have a winner by default. 1333 01:24:32,755 --> 01:24:34,930 What do you reckon has happened, Rabbit? 1334 01:24:34,974 --> 01:24:37,062 It has just been brought to my attention that a rider has come into the field 1335 01:24:37,105 --> 01:24:38,977 who is not in the competition. 1336 01:24:39,020 --> 01:24:42,501 He is not supposed to be in the performer's area... 1337 01:24:42,544 --> 01:24:44,285 Wait, that's him! 1338 01:25:04,691 --> 01:25:06,171 It's him! 1339 01:25:07,954 --> 01:25:09,521 Camera... 1340 01:25:09,564 --> 01:25:10,870 Two. 1341 01:25:10,914 --> 01:25:12,131 Hey, who's that? 1342 01:25:12,175 --> 01:25:14,612 -Where? -There, on camera one. 1343 01:25:14,655 --> 01:25:16,700 Camera four, pan in on the new guy. 1344 01:25:26,534 --> 01:25:28,100 -Who is that? -I don't know. 1345 01:25:28,143 --> 01:25:30,189 He's not here. 1346 01:25:30,232 --> 01:25:31,145 I don't know what he's doing out there but it sure looks great. 1347 01:25:38,934 --> 01:25:40,718 Look! Look, it's P.C.! 1348 01:25:41,414 --> 01:25:42,546 Where? 1349 01:25:44,199 --> 01:25:45,504 Let the judges be reminded he's not in the running. 1350 01:25:45,548 --> 01:25:47,984 He failed to show at the start... 1351 01:25:48,028 --> 01:25:51,465 He's clearly putting in a better performance, disqualified or not. 1352 01:25:56,904 --> 01:25:58,905 Hey, Coyote, you bastard! 1353 01:25:58,949 --> 01:26:00,254 Move over! 1354 01:26:08,957 --> 01:26:10,392 See that? 1355 01:26:39,936 --> 01:26:41,894 You've lost your form, mate! 1356 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,425 Give me a wide shot on camera four. 1357 01:26:54,773 --> 01:26:55,905 Go. 1358 01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:31,669 [CHEERING] 1359 01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:37,109 Coming for a loop, and... 1360 01:27:40,763 --> 01:27:43,765 He's down... Completely caught up by the wave. 1361 01:27:43,809 --> 01:27:45,332 get a load of that. 1362 01:27:45,376 --> 01:27:47,420 Did you see that? 1363 01:27:47,464 --> 01:27:49,379 He's fine! 1364 01:27:49,422 --> 01:27:53,512 And...look! He does a three-sixty with a perfect landing! 1365 01:27:54,122 --> 01:27:55,992 [CHEERING] 1366 01:27:56,036 --> 01:27:59,386 -A perfect, complete, landing.-He did it, mate! 1367 01:27:59,429 --> 01:28:00,648 He did it! 1368 01:28:01,170 --> 01:28:03,128 [APPLAUDING] 1369 01:28:18,878 --> 01:28:21,142 [CHEERING] 1370 01:28:30,844 --> 01:28:34,064 [ECSTATIC CHEERING] 91094