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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:06,963 I'm the person who hit you. I'm so sorry. 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,487 Previously on "A Million Little Things"... 3 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:13,056 Thanks so much for having us. I'm Shanice, and this is Kiana. 4 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,492 Mom, she's amazing. 5 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:16,059 Eddie, this is Russ. 6 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,776 Whoa. You didn't tell me this guy's in a wheelchair. 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,280 I may have to charge extra. 8 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,195 I, uh, can relate to the, uh... 9 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,545 OCD-type tendencies. 10 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:26,765 What would you want to say to the man who assaulted you? 11 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:28,898 And I think everyone should know your name. 12 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,291 It's Peter Benoit. 13 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:31,833 If I thought we could get a conviction, 14 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,468 it would be different. 15 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:36,036 But I am worried about having enough evidence in this case. 16 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:38,690 You were pretty upset the other day at the station. 17 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,388 Next day, this guy's in the hospital. 18 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:42,085 Eventually, he's gonna wake up, 19 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:44,522 and when he does, he can tell us himself what happened. 20 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:45,828 And if he doesn't wake up, 21 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,917 that just makes things a lot more complicated. 22 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,503 No. When I found him there, 23 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,026 I barely even recognized him. 24 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,594 I mean, it was really bad. 25 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:18,687 The doctors say that we won't know anything for a while. 26 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:22,038 But I really appreciate you checking in on me, Mara. 27 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,127 I will. Bye. 28 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,615 Mrs. Benoit? Yes. 29 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:36,052 Craig Saunders with the Brookline PD? 30 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,117 I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a few more questions. 31 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,795 Yes, of course. 32 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,972 Thank you. Um, did you notice anything unusual 33 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:46,062 in the weeks leading up to your husband's attack? 34 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,064 What do you mean? 35 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,980 Just trying to cover all the bases. 36 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,678 But there were no signs of forced entry, 37 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:55,593 which gives us reason to believe 38 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,484 that your husband might have known his assailant. 39 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,119 No, that doesn't make any sense. 40 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:02,165 No one that knows Peter would want to hurt him. 41 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,230 You've never heard of any students being upset with him? 42 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:05,734 Of course not. 43 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,475 Peter is an incredible teacher. 44 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:10,260 I mean, his students, they... 45 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:11,696 They love him. 46 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:15,222 He has changed so many lives. 47 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:18,921 I'm sure. 48 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,445 But just take a minute and think about it for me. 49 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:24,796 Anything out of the ordinary? 50 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,321 Um... 51 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:31,368 I mean, I-I didn't think anything of it at the time, 52 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:35,242 but a few weeks ago, when I came home late for choir practice, 53 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:38,419 there... there was a man sitting in his car 54 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:40,856 parked outside of our house. 55 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:44,381 Can you remember any details about the man? 56 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,209 What his car looked like? 57 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:47,732 Uh, it was an S.U.V. 58 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:50,518 Gray, I think. 59 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:51,954 Dark gray. 60 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:57,481 Oh, and he had a beard. 61 00:02:57,525 --> 00:03:00,441 If any of that is helpful. 62 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,573 I think it might be. 63 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,582 Hey. What's up? 64 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,889 Hey, pretty lady. Whatcha doing tonight? 65 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:17,284 Working, probably. Let me check with my people. 66 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:20,939 Alexa, what's on my schedule tonight? 67 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,265 Katherine, there's nothing 68 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,378 on your schedule for tonight. 69 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,641 Wow. She said that with a little bit of judgment. 70 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,730 That's because she doesn't know 71 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,514 you're coming to Maggie's. 72 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,342 We have a surprise for you. 73 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:35,563 Gina, you know I don't like surprises. 74 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:36,999 Okay, okay, I'll tell you, 75 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,828 but you have to promise to act surprised. 76 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:41,612 We're throwing you a divorce party. 77 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,179 Divorce party. 78 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,226 Is celebrating a failed marriage really a thing? 79 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:49,881 Honey, 12 years of marriage is not a failure. 80 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:52,667 That was an important chapter of your life. 81 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:55,365 And now that you are starting a new one, 82 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,759 we want to be there to support you. 83 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,369 And if we happen to have some drinks 84 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,086 and go out to a bar and meet some cute men in the process, 85 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,329 so be it. 86 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:04,766 That's so thoughtful, but really... 87 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,507 Nope, not taking no for an answer. 88 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,943 Starts at 7:00. 89 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,120 Alexa, add to my schedule... 90 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,992 "Divorce party, 7:00 P.M. tonight." 91 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,299 Divorce party added to your schedule. 92 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,997 Divorce party! Whoo-whoo! 93 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,783 They're having a divorce party. That's pretty cold. 94 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:25,613 Look, I get the excitement. I went to one of those things. 95 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:26,962 Hooked up with the guest of honor 96 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:30,008 in a Buffalo Wild Wings storage closet. 97 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,794 Luckily, she had plenty of Wet-Naps 98 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,404 to clean up my hot sau... 99 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,885 Nope. No. No. 100 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,714 Check swing. Self-correcting. I'm a gentleman. 101 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,498 Dude, what's gonna happen when Ed finds out 102 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,718 that Katherine's taking a victory lap for leaving him? 103 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,550 - Get off! - Shut up! 104 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:50,855 Get off! Get off of me! 105 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,379 Help! 106 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,139 - Help me! Somebody! - Mendez, you still there? 107 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,295 I'm worried about Ed, bro. 108 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,209 Yeah. Yeah, man. 109 00:04:57,253 --> 00:05:00,082 Yeah, I'm here. Uh, it's a good point. 110 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:04,086 I know I can't afford to send him back to rehab, so, uh, 111 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:07,045 we're not gonna let him find out, okay? 112 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:10,962 Luckily, we got the Bruins game to distract him. 113 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:13,443 Yes! Last game we get to watch at your place. 114 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,924 It's the end of an era. So what I've done is, 115 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,361 I've gotten us some Slim Jims, some foot-longs, 116 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,513 hot pretzels which may or may not be from last season, 117 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:22,104 just like the Garden. 118 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:24,802 As long as nobody pees in my sink. 119 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,630 I believe it was you who did that. 120 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:29,024 Yeah, but that was before I learned how to self-correct. 121 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,678 Hockey, baby! 122 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,090 The way she was looking at me, 123 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:35,378 I figured it had to be the woman who hit me. 124 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:38,250 And it turns out she was just a fan of my band. 125 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:39,861 Whoa, wait. You were in a band? 126 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,123 Is that the same band 127 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,994 you mention like five times every session? 128 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,041 I know she works at Halpert's. 129 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,565 It's only a matter of time before I find her. 130 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:51,307 And when you do, what are you gonna say? 131 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,440 That she ruined my life. 132 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,572 That I threw away 11 years of sobriety 133 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,226 because of what she did. 134 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,358 Then what? 135 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,839 That my marriage imploded, 136 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:04,494 and my poor son has to shuttle between houses. 137 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,974 I barely get to see him. 138 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,279 Then what? 139 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,107 Dude, what do you want from me? 140 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,346 I just want to know what you're gonna say 141 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,608 that's going to reverse everything 142 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:15,418 and magically get you out of that chair. 143 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,377 Believe me, I get your anger. 144 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,858 After I fell off that ladder, oh, I was mad at everybody. 145 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:24,296 The E.R. doctor who told me my pain would only last a few days. 146 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,274 My girlfriend for never turning off that damn light. 147 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,170 But ultimately, 148 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,825 I realized I couldn't keep living "B.C." 149 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:31,956 "B.C."? 150 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,568 Before Chair. 151 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:38,136 You have every right to be pissed off. 152 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:42,967 But obsessing about it like this is keeping you in the past. 153 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:46,231 I mean, that and your obsession with Axe body spray. 154 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:47,581 Let's go, stinky. 155 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,452 Time to get beat by a quadriplegic. 156 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,194 Again! 157 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,767 - You get it? - Uh, nope. Little higher. 158 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,812 I knew I should have asked Theo to help me. 159 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:05,337 Oh, wow. Short jokes, seriously? 160 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:07,905 You clearly lived with Gary for too long. 161 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,516 Oh... 162 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,996 Ooh. 163 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,433 Ah, there we go. 164 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:24,792 I'm surprised you didn't ask your friend Tennille to help you. 165 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,247 From what I recall, she's pretty tall. 166 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:28,099 Yeah. 167 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,275 But I think she's pretty busy 168 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:33,496 getting ready to go off to college. 169 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:36,456 And you've been feeling a little left out? 170 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,156 Well, I... 171 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,940 saw these IG posts last night 172 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,073 where bunch of kids from my class 173 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:47,554 were at this huge party. 174 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:51,079 Maybe they just forgot to invite me, or... 175 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,081 you know, maybe they thought it'd be difficult 176 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:55,910 to let loose around me after everything that happened. 177 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,348 But I can still be fun at a party. 178 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,655 Yeah, of course you can. 179 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,309 Which is why you are coming with me 180 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:07,617 to Katherine's divorce party tonight. 181 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:10,228 Ooh. That... 182 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,553 I don't know. That kind of seems like an old person thing. 183 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:13,797 Wow. 184 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,364 Okay, so I'm short and I'm old? 185 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:17,322 Now you're definitely coming with me. 186 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:20,064 I have a TikTok, so you know. 187 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:22,197 But you shouldn't, so you know. 188 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,765 Hey. 189 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,375 I am telling your mom. 190 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,442 You guys are gonna have so much fun. 191 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,076 - Now, be good, okay? - Yeah. 192 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,036 What is... Whoa, there he is! 193 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:37,647 Welcome to hockey night, my young friend. 194 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,954 Looks like a tornado came through here. 195 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:42,870 Yeah, a tornado from 1995. 196 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,785 I hope Hootie and his Blowfish are okay. 197 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:47,657 Ha! Heh. Theo's in the back with his dad, 198 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,529 speaking of relics from the '90s. 199 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:52,053 Go announce your presence, with authority! 200 00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:54,577 Hello, chaos. 201 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:58,494 Believe it or not, I have a very organized system, okay? 202 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,584 Dump. Donate. 203 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,934 Definitely going to Lenox. 204 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,546 Tell you what, toss that nasty thing in that donate box, 205 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,852 and I'll drop everything off on my way across town. 206 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,332 Deal. 207 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,421 But only because I know that thanks to my donation, 208 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:15,903 someone, somewhere will soon know the joys of the sack. 209 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,341 Boom. Sacked it. 210 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:20,734 I'd literally do anything 211 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,102 to stop you from saying the word "sack." 212 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,911 No can do. Sorry. 213 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,260 It's boys' night here. 214 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,716 Coming up with cool names for our junk 215 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,437 is kind of our whole thing. 216 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,527 Sounds fun, but not as fun as our divorce party. 217 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,617 Shh, shh. Okay. Alright. I, uh... 218 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:37,838 I don't know if Ed is ready to hear 219 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,144 how Katherine got her groove back. 220 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,103 Ah. I get that. 221 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:44,888 After Steven and I separated and I started dating again, 222 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,064 he was over grabbing the last of his stuff, 223 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:49,458 and he found some condoms in a drawer, 224 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,981 and he was super uncomfortable. 225 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,872 Eh, more or less uncomfortable than I am right now 226 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:53,897 just hearing about it? 227 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,812 Oh, fair enough. 228 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:58,095 I will take care of Katherine, and you take care of Eddie. 229 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,097 And if we all survive, I'll meet you back here tonight. 230 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,905 Mm. 231 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,606 Okay. 232 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,800 - Is that centered? - Um, yep. 233 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,434 Okay! It's 7:00! You know Katherine. 234 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:12,176 She's always on time. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. 235 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,222 Nobody's talking except you. 236 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,527 Right. 237 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,183 - Ooh. Okay. Okay. - She's here. Okay. 238 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,707 Come in! 239 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,059 - Surprise! - Surprise! 240 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,800 Wow! 241 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,585 What in the world is going on? 242 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,935 What are you guys all up to? 243 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,329 You told her. 244 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,372 - I told her. - Gina! 245 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,377 I am dressed all wrong for this, aren't I? 246 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,684 Hey, it's not your fault. Regina should have told you 247 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,208 to come ready to go to the bar, not pass the bar. 248 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,558 It's fine. I have a ton of tops 249 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,996 if you want something a little less "Rizzoli & Isles." 250 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,737 Wow, we roasting now? 251 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,696 I think she looks great. 252 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,568 And after one of my margaritas, you will, too. 253 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,353 That is, if you can think at all. 254 00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,441 - Oh. - Ooh. 255 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,790 Ooh. 256 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,358 Yes, please. 257 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,360 For you. Oh. 258 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,686 Okay, well, this is gonna be - better than I thought. - Mm-hmm. 259 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,190 - Thanks, Gina. - Of course, girl! 260 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,409 I always make unlimited virgin margaritas 261 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,760 for our designated driver. 262 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,631 Surprise. 263 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,328 Surprise? Am I too late? 264 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,681 Shanice! No one told me you were gonna come. 265 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,292 I have been locked in a hotel room with an 11-year-old 266 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,772 every night for two weeks straight. 267 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,556 There's no way I was missing this. 268 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,604 Uh, you know what, Maggie? 269 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,912 I think maybe I should get into something a little more fun. 270 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,219 - Yes. - Yes, right this way. 271 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,351 Are we doing cleavage or backless? 272 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,223 I'll get my boob tape. 273 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,529 Up next, your Bruins face off against 274 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,725 - the Pittsburgh Penguins. - Whoo! Here we go. Here we go! 275 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,708 Okay, I'd like to propose a toast, gentlemen. 276 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,710 Tonight, we initiate two new members 277 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,494 into our brotherhood of Bruins fans... 278 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,105 Hear, hear!...which started 12 years ago 279 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,890 with our friend Jon. 280 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,413 Mm. 281 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,632 And as we say goodbye to this fine venue... 282 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,765 - Hello from Boston. - Nope, down in front. 283 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,177 - Alright, let's go, B's! - Here we go. 284 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,376 Yeah, I can drink to that! 285 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,900 Alright, fellas, come on. 286 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,597 Root beers up. 287 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,513 Hey. Hey, there, Theo. 288 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,080 Phone down, root beer up. 289 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,124 - Sorry. - Come on, kid. 290 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,604 He was just texting Kiana. 291 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,128 Ooh. Who is Kiana? 292 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,739 Oh, wait, wait, Shanice's daughter? 293 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,045 Wait a minute, does my little man have his first crush? 294 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,786 No. I-I-I don't. 295 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,701 Alright, so, it's Theo and Kiana? 296 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,052 That means we got "Thiana" or "Kio." 297 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,896 - Kio. - Oh, you sound like a cute, little car. 298 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,229 Stop it! 299 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,840 T, it's okay, we've all been there. 300 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,078 - We know what it's like. - Yeah. 301 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,494 I don't want to talk about it! 302 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:37,539 Oh, come on. 303 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:40,455 T, come on! 304 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,935 Hey, Theo, come back. 305 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,938 You don't pay unless they get you paid. 306 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,331 Alright, okay. 307 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,117 Still three of us. That's not bad. 308 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,249 Whoa, you ain't got no Bruins gear, bro? 309 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,165 Kiddo, you got to represent! 310 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,514 Put that on, bro. 311 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,038 Ooh. 312 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,215 - I'm gonna take it. - Yeah. 313 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,607 Got it. There it is. 314 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,194 And why don't you just go wash your hands? 315 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,307 Yeah. Thank you. 316 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,482 You'll be all right. 317 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,702 What did I do? 318 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:11,834 He gonna be okay? 319 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,750 He's kind of got a thing with germs. 320 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,317 But come on, dude. No one wants to wear 321 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,972 your nasty, old sweatshirt. 322 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,819 You got over a decade of B.O. baked into that thing. 323 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,280 Come on, bro, you should talk, man. 324 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,021 That hat you wear? Shoot. 325 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,894 The sweat stains have sweat stains. 326 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,853 I can't believe I was about to watch a game 327 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,246 without my lucky hat. 328 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,334 Man, where you going? 329 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,727 No, I-I had it on earlier. 330 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,729 - Mendez, get back here! - Eh. 331 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,819 You about to miss the opening face-off, bro. You... 332 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,908 Maybe it's in my room. 333 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,215 Tension that is in the air tonight. 334 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,695 Brotherhood of one. 335 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,089 Can you feel the energy?! 336 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,445 You know what, honey? I'm a little tired of Chopin. 337 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,750 Why don't we switch it up? 338 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,367 What is this? 339 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,130 To the listeners of "Living Bloom," 340 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,504 tonight's podcast includes explicit details 341 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,811 of a real-life sexual assault. 342 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,118 Some of what you're about to hear could be upsetting. 343 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,597 Listener discretion is advised. 344 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,474 So if I haven't done it, I drink? 345 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,606 Oh, no, no, no. You drink if you have done it. 346 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,261 Or so I'm told. 347 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,741 Wow. Good save. 348 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,352 Alright. Darcy, you're up first. 349 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,702 Never have I ever... 350 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,921 smoked pot. 351 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,444 - Ah, yeah. - I've done that. 352 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,490 Alright, this feels like a trap. 353 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,839 Nope. 354 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,425 You are an adult in the eyes of the law. 355 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:48,278 There's no judgment here. 356 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,239 - Sophie Abigail Dixon! - Wha... 357 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,562 I'm just messing with you, girl. 358 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,331 Okay, but, Katherine, how is it 359 00:14:57,374 --> 00:15:00,464 that you were married to a rock star and never tried pot? 360 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,859 I was always too worried about failing a drug test. 361 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,862 Oh, in case you were at one of Eddie's concerts 362 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,970 and they needed to quickly appoint you 363 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:08,994 Supreme Court justice? 364 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,999 Okay, fine. 365 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,435 My turn. 366 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,699 Never have I ever... 367 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,222 dated Gary. 368 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,311 Hmm. 369 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,399 - Okay. - Oh, fine. 370 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,053 Okay. 371 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,794 Hold up. 372 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,317 You all dated the same guy? 373 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,537 - Mm-hmm. - Mnh-mnh. 374 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,235 I only had - one date with him. - Mm. 375 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,976 But I see how we playing this now. 376 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,849 Never have I ever kissed a girl. 377 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,504 Oh, I told you that in confidence. 378 00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:41,723 No, 379 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,073 you told the entire karaoke bar 380 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,162 before you sang "I Kissed a Girl." 381 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,208 Yeah, and then I told 382 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,427 all 50 of you not to tell anyone. 383 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,083 Come on, Shanice. Drink up. 384 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,389 What? 385 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,000 You kissed Jennifer Aniston. 386 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,089 In that movie. You know, in the funeral scene? 387 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,327 - Oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 388 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,136 Right up against the casket. 389 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,659 Busted! 390 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,009 Wow. 391 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,098 I'm really sorry, T. 392 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,796 I got a little carried away out there. 393 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,016 Huh? Why didn't you tell me about Kiana? 394 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,496 It's embarrassing. 395 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,715 I get it. I felt the same way 396 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,457 about Carolyn Blasiole. 397 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,198 We were in the 6th grade. 398 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,245 We were about to go on our class trip to Washington, D.C. 399 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,353 I was gonna make my big move at the Lincoln Memorial. 400 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,989 As one does. 401 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,034 But before we went, 402 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:36,125 I made the mistake of telling my dad about it. 403 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,258 He started singing this terrible song. 404 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,608 "Eddie and Carolyn, sittin' in a tree." 405 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,047 Point is, by the time we got to the Lincoln Memorial, 406 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,657 I chickened out. 407 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,356 Carolyn ended up with Kevin Cramer, 408 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,097 sittin' in a tree. 409 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,316 K-I-S-S-I-N-G? 410 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,014 'Fraid so. 411 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,626 And I never told my dad about a crush I had ever again. 412 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,106 And I don't want that for us. 413 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,806 I want to tell her I like her, 414 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,157 but I'm really nervous, because I have to do it tonight. 415 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,942 Why tonight? 416 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,989 She's going back to L.A. tomorrow to visit her dad, 417 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,947 and I might never see her again. 418 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,168 Oh, man. Okay, yeah. You have to do something. 419 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,301 And you are in luck, 420 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,887 'cause you happen to have a great wingman 421 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,261 who knows exactly what to do. 422 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,656 It is called the grand gesture. 423 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,353 I'm listening. 424 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,921 Okay. Top you off? 425 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,096 Yes, please. 426 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,055 Gotta enjoy this buzz while I can. 427 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,839 Yes, you do, lady. 428 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,102 You doing one of those fancy cleanses? 429 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,148 I did one of those for like 90 minutes once. 430 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,453 Felt great. 431 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,803 Oh, no. I, um... 432 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,805 Uh, once we get settled in Lenox, 433 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,634 Gary and I are gonna start trying... 434 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,985 - You know. - Oh. Oh, yeah. Wow. Sure. 435 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,118 Oh, that's so great, Darcy. 436 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,859 Thank you. Yeah. 437 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,470 Ah, shoot. We are actually all out of ice. 438 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,472 Uh, Maggie, can you go on an ice run with me? 439 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,126 Yes! Yes, I can. 440 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,607 I am all about the ice. Even froze my eggs. 441 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,174 I'm kidding. I mean, I did do that. 442 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,871 Should we go? Yes. 443 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,703 So, the first period ends with the score 444 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,532 Penguins, 1, Bruins, nothing. 445 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,598 Again, it comes back to what we talked about... Sorry I freaked out before. 446 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,538 Oh, that? Nah. That was nothing. 447 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,540 But you will see a full Category 5 freak-out 448 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,976 if we don't find my hat. 449 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,239 Well, it's not in any of these boxes. 450 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,502 Would you, uh... 451 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,871 Would you mind checking my bedroom again? 452 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,940 Sure. 453 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,638 Uh, except the top shelf in the closet! 454 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,379 There's nothing to see there. 455 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,469 Especially not in the box labeled "Taxes." 456 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,862 Okay. 1-nothing at the end of the first period. 457 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,168 Not that anyone cares. 458 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,344 Sorry, man. Young love takes precedence. 459 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,912 Oh, Uncle Rome, did you ever make a grand gesture 460 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,218 to impress a girl? 461 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,698 Yeah. Yeah. One time in high school, 462 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,918 for this girl named Dana Lohman. 463 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,461 She had a thing for rappers. 464 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,182 So you wrote a rap for her? 465 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,923 No. No. 466 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,317 I became Atomic Rom, 467 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,362 complete with a velour Adidas track suit. 468 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,582 Then I wrote a rap for her. 469 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,280 See, the key is, you got to play into your strengths, right? 470 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,282 So, like, what are you good at? 471 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,589 Aside from looking so fly. 472 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,460 Well, when we went to the protest, 473 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,462 everyone seemed to like my posters. 474 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,856 Great idea. Put it in print. 475 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,684 I'm gonna go get my art supplies. 476 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,207 Halftime with Penguins 1... 477 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,470 Posters, huh? 478 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,211 I guess that's better than a rap. 479 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,170 Or a clap with a snap. 480 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,048 I don't like you. 481 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,678 But sadly, that was better than the one I did for Dana, 482 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,356 who laughed in my face. 483 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,445 What if the same thing happens to Theo? 484 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,490 Now, that's a good point, Atomic Rom. 485 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,363 What if the grand gesture doesn't land? 486 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,321 We're looking at, what, Theo being emo 487 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,976 for the next seven years, listening to Morrissey, 488 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,717 shopping exclusively at Hot Topic? 489 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,545 I mean, is that really worth it, Ed? 490 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,590 Actually, it is. 491 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,810 Somehow, Theo still believes in love, 492 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,291 even after watching Katherine and me split. 493 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,989 That's why I gotta help him. 494 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,904 What are you doing? 495 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,447 Calling Katherine to see if she can give me 496 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,212 Kiana's hotel and room number. 497 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,040 Nah, man. You don't... You don't want to do that. 498 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,868 - Why not? - Katherine's busy tonight. 499 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,232 Yeah, Katherine works every night. 500 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,698 That doesn't mean she can't pick up the phone. 501 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,309 Katherine's not working tonight, Ed. 502 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,441 Chance for a penalty shot. 503 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,269 Guys, what... what's going on? 504 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:35,625 Hey. Thank you for getting me out of there. 505 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:39,194 You're really good at this "being there for people" stuff. 506 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,283 Yeah, well, I learned from the best. 507 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,676 Aww. Gary. 508 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,808 Dang, girl. 509 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,377 Blame the virgin margaritas. 510 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,685 Oh, my God. 511 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,165 Huh? What is it? 512 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,690 That's Peter's wife. 513 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,879 Uh, Anna. 514 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,577 Hi. I, uh... 515 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:17,798 I heard about what happened with Peter. 516 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,539 And I'm... 517 00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:22,759 s-sorry for what you're going through. 518 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,370 Are you? 519 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,589 How dare you lie about my husband 520 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,112 when he's in a coma 521 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:31,202 and can't even defend himself. 522 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,204 I wasn't lying. 523 00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:34,597 He's a good man. 524 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,382 And all he ever did was try to help you. 525 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,297 And that's how you thank him? 526 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,689 By trying to ruin him? 527 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,257 You're lucky that I don't sue you 528 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,651 - for what you said. - Hey, okay. Come on. 529 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,392 But did you even listen to it? 530 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,307 Oh, I listened to enough. 531 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,179 I didn't need to hear any more lies. 532 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:52,963 I know my husband. 533 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:56,097 And he would never do anything like that... 534 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,968 Yeah, but he did. 535 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:02,103 Your husband groomed me, gained my trust, just... 536 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,887 God, I mean, just so he could get off. 537 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,541 Putting that podcast out there 538 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,108 and knowing that my family and friends 539 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,086 were all going to hear it was one of the hardest things 540 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,938 I've ever had to do. 541 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,331 But I did it. 542 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,115 Because it's the truth. 543 00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,297 - You okay, man? - I mean, just found out 544 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,517 my ex-wife is celebrating her independence from me 545 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,693 like it's the Fourth of July. What do you think? 546 00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:28,758 I think I've got some sparklers around here somewhere, 547 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,847 - if that'll help. - You know what the worst part about it is? 548 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:33,526 It's that my best friends 549 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:36,006 didn't think I could handle hearing about it. 550 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:39,183 Am... Am I really that pathetic? 551 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,707 Not now. 552 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:45,059 Ed. You are not pathetic. 553 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,906 We're your boys. We're just looking out for you. 554 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,932 You absolutely should. 555 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,631 I mean, I... 556 00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,633 need someone to give me a place to live. 557 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:56,113 I need someone to pay for my rehab. 558 00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:57,941 I need you guys 559 00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,379 to spend your hockey nights drinking root beer. 560 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,555 Yeah. I noticed that. 561 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:07,429 Dad, we got a problem! 562 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,648 I'm all out of glitter. 563 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:10,737 Well, then, 564 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,391 we better get to the store. 565 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,740 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 566 00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:16,699 Great! Let's go. 567 00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,135 Do you want us to come with you? 568 00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:19,615 The thing is, I don't. 569 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,274 Oh, no. Craft World closes in five minutes. 570 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:27,536 What are we gonna do? 571 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,582 It's okay. We're not going to Craft World. 572 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,801 We're going to Halpert's. 573 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,326 - Mm-hmm. - What? 574 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:38,329 Shanice, did you have a divorce party after your split? 575 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:39,940 - Right? - No. 576 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,700 But I did take my friends to Cabo for a week 577 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:44,553 to celebrate my massive weight loss. 578 00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,904 210 pounds that forgot our anniversary twice. 579 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,340 Ah. You know... 580 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:53,475 Hardest thing I've ever done, but so worth it. 581 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,564 The best thing to do is just rip the Band-Aid off 582 00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:57,087 and get right back out there. 583 00:23:57,131 --> 00:23:58,698 I... Maybe... Maybe you're right. 584 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:02,658 I mean I am on this app that... 585 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:05,269 - Wait, what? - Yeah, Carter put me on it. 586 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:08,403 You have like a million likes on this thing. 587 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,840 Let's see what people are saying about Katherine S. 588 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,059 Yeah. 589 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,148 Okay, maybe not... No, no. Not right now. 590 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,213 Wait, wait, wait. What we should do is just go ahead and invite 591 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:17,562 one of these 50 guys to meet us at the bar. 592 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:18,955 - Mm-hmm. That's a great idea. - Right? 593 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,197 - Yes. - I really don't... 594 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,121 - That's a cutie, right there. - Right? Not bad. 595 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,549 - Yeah. - Okay, she should say, 596 00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,246 "I'm gonna make a complaint to Spotify, 597 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:27,291 because, clearly, you've been robbed of the title 598 00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:29,206 Hottest Single." 599 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,817 Guys... That's so fun. That's fun. 600 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,099 She should say, "I'm learning important dates in history. 601 00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:34,168 Want to be one of them?" 602 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,275 - Good one! - No! Okay? Just stop. 603 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:36,562 Just... Just... 604 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,607 stop. 605 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:46,572 Bruins and the Pens tied at 2. 606 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,617 Come on, boys. You got this. 607 00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,663 Highs and lows from the Bruins. 608 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,361 Passing was crisp, and that slapshot from Andre? 609 00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:54,797 Wow. Look out. 610 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:58,279 Bruh, can you let it go? 611 00:24:58,322 --> 00:24:59,802 This our last time to watch the Bruins 612 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:01,476 before you move, so why don't you come over here 613 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,173 and sit down, watch the game with your friend, 614 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:04,435 and forget about your stupid hat? 615 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:05,982 It doesn't bring you luck. 616 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,549 Doesn't even look good on you. 617 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:08,724 It's not just the hat. 618 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:13,163 It's that Jon gave me the hat. 619 00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:15,339 When I was going through chemo, 620 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:16,602 after I had lost my hair, 621 00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:20,083 and these very, very sexy brows were gone. 622 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:25,436 He was just trying to make me feel comfortable, you know? 623 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,568 Said if I was going to go, 624 00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:30,006 I was going to go in a Bruins hat. 625 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,705 "At least God will know that you have good taste." 626 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,970 I know it's not logical. I just... 627 00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:38,841 I get this thought stuck in my head sometimes 628 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,123 that the only reason I'm still here 629 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:42,366 is because of that stupid hat. 630 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,281 Third period is about to start. 631 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,283 Okay. Alright. Down to center ice. 632 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,635 Let's find your ugly hat. 633 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:50,679 Where have you looked? 634 00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,638 Everywhere, literally. 635 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:55,249 Including the box labeled "Taxes." 636 00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:56,612 I should just throw that stuff out 637 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:57,991 or get a working DVD player. 638 00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,123 Look, it's got to be here somewhere, right? 639 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,995 Couldn't just up and walk out of your house. 640 00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:03,605 I'm telling you, dude, 641 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:06,913 nothing has left this place today. 642 00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:10,046 Except that box of stuff Darcy took to donate. 643 00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:15,486 Hey, yo, Liam! Grab a jerky stick and hit the head. 644 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,010 Boys' night's going on the road. 645 00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:19,229 I got the sticks! 646 00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:20,840 Let's go! 647 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:28,935 I come in peace. 648 00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:30,719 With drink. 649 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,638 You want to talk about... 650 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:37,900 Me being an insane person? 651 00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:40,729 You are not insane. 652 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:44,472 You're just... divorced. 653 00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:45,995 Welcome to the club. 654 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:51,131 It's all the... it's all the shoulds, you know? 655 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:52,698 You should have a divorce party. 656 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:55,744 You should be ready to date again. 657 00:26:55,788 --> 00:27:00,270 I've been playing that game my entire life. 658 00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:01,378 You know, starting with my parents... 659 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:02,882 You should get perfect grades. 660 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:06,102 You should go to the best college. 661 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:10,411 I swear, I want to tear that word out of the dictionary. 662 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:12,369 Believe me, I get it. 663 00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,982 Can I, um... 664 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,897 Can I ask you something? 665 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,639 Sure. 666 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,945 How long after your divorce 667 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:26,253 until you were ready to go out with a guy again? 668 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,390 Three months. 669 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:38,178 But you are allowed to do things at your own pace. 670 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,615 You are the only one who'll know when you are ready. 671 00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:44,226 Thank you. 672 00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,928 Hurry up, Dad. They close in 10 minutes. 673 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:52,801 Whoa. This place is huge. 674 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,979 How about we split up? 675 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:58,285 Great idea. 676 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,230 Attention, Halpert's shoppers. 677 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:12,734 The store will be closing soon. 678 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,954 Please bring your items to the register. 679 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,457 I want to ask you something. 680 00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:46,072 Dad, did you find it? 681 00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:01,000 What aisle for the glitter? 682 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,959 Um... 683 00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:06,527 Aisle 7. 684 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:08,485 It's next to the glue. 685 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:13,882 Let's go. 686 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:28,810 Okay, I texted Gina 687 00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:32,640 and told them to keep going without us. 688 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:35,077 Yes. Yeah. 689 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,864 Well, 690 00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:40,735 I guess my friends were right. 691 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,998 I really can't have fun at a party. 692 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,568 Yeah, I just... I-I keep trying 693 00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,309 to move past everything to do with Peter, 694 00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:52,268 and it somehow keeps catching up to me again. 695 00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:56,925 I just... I feel like I can't escape it, and... 696 00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,666 it sucks. 697 00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:02,496 Getting over something like this 698 00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:04,150 is never gonna be a straight line. 699 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:06,979 It's gonna ebb and flow. 700 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,937 But you will be okay. 701 00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,635 I promise. 702 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:13,420 Thanks. Mm-hmm. 703 00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:16,684 Alright. 704 00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:19,905 Never have I ever... 705 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:22,298 run into the wife of the man who assaulted me 706 00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:26,476 in front of a convenience store while on an ice run. 707 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,175 Um... Hmm. 708 00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:32,526 Uh, never have I ever... 709 00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:34,310 pretended to be happy 710 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:37,052 for my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend when she tells me 711 00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:41,143 she's going to start trying to get pregnant very, very soon. 712 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:43,842 Maybe even trying right now. 713 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,235 Hmm. 714 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:47,802 Oh, my lie felt bigger. 715 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,068 Okay. Never have I ever 716 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:55,505 said thank you. 717 00:30:55,549 --> 00:30:57,551 To you. 718 00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,050 For never questioning what happened to me 719 00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:02,121 from the first moment I told you. 720 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:04,297 Very lucky to have you in my life. 721 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:09,780 Cheers. Cheers. 722 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:12,411 - Bro, where you taking us? - Right here. Right here. 723 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,742 This is where Darcy said she dropped my stuff. 724 00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:17,919 No. No! No! 725 00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,573 Damn. 726 00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:21,246 Okay, okay. We'll just come back tomorrow. 727 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:22,619 What if it's not here tomorrow? 728 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,621 Oh, right. I forgot 729 00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:26,425 about the hordes of people who go Dumpster-diving 730 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:28,887 for moldy Bruins hats at 3:00 in the morning. 731 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,584 Now is not the time for negativity, Rome. 732 00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,412 You are the king of negativity! 733 00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,022 No, I am the king of sarcasm. 734 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,633 It is that subtle difference that wins over the hearts... 735 00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:38,809 Whoa, whoa! Kid, you don't want to go in there. 736 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,986 I mean, you thought Rome's jersey was bad... 737 00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:43,007 - I need to get your hat. - Oh, this is ridiculous. 738 00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,120 I'm going in there. Yep. Okay. 739 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,079 What are you doing? 740 00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:48,621 - Ah, dude! - Dude, give me a boost. 741 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,101 - Give me a boost, please. - I'm not... 742 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,973 - Ow. Okay, I'm losing my grip. - Liam, seriously, man! 743 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,433 - Ooh! - Let's get out of here 744 00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:55,261 before Spider-Man - breaks a hip, okay? - Ow. 745 00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:56,958 We'll come back tomorrow. 746 00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:58,525 No. No, I want to try. 747 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,222 It's okay. 748 00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:04,183 Are you sure? 749 00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,575 Yeah. 750 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,405 You always got my back. 751 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,320 Now I've got yours. 752 00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:17,544 Care... ful. 753 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,074 It says no mattresses, no TVs. 754 00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,381 Doesn't say anything about donating children. 755 00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:38,130 Um, honey, we're so sorry. 756 00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:41,133 Yeah, you... you kept trying to tell us and we didn't listen. 757 00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:45,615 No, I'm the one who's sorry for snapping like that. 758 00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:48,270 I love you guys for planning all this. 759 00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:49,968 And you are right. 760 00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:53,623 I do need to celebrate this new chapter. 761 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:57,627 But I need to do it in the way that I want to, 762 00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,890 not the way that other people think I should, 763 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:03,677 even if those people are my best friends. 764 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,593 Whatever you want sounds perfect to us. 765 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:10,379 Well, I thought about that, and what I want to do 766 00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:12,947 is kick your butts at Flip Cup. 767 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,080 Well, I'm game. 768 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:17,386 A little scared, but game. 769 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,648 I'll get the cups. 770 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,826 Hey, kid, how you doing in there? 771 00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:24,263 Liam? 772 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:25,699 I found the box! 773 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,788 - You did? - Yeah, but... 774 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:30,747 it's not in here. 775 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,010 What? 776 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,359 Your hat, i-it's not in the box. 777 00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:36,318 I-I took everything out. 778 00:33:36,362 --> 00:33:38,016 I'm really sorry. 779 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:41,758 No, no, don't be sorry. 780 00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:43,586 Are you kidding me? That was amazing. 781 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,675 Besides, it's just a... It's a stupid, old hat. 782 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50,985 Maybe I... 783 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,206 just have to face the fact that things are changing. 784 00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:55,468 Maybe we all do, man. 785 00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,950 I'm sorry. 786 00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:04,042 No, no, no. I got something way better than a hat tonight. 787 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,697 I got a kid willing to set aside his own fears 788 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,786 so that he could be there for me no matter what. 789 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,442 I love you, little man. 790 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,532 Bring it in. 791 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:23,670 You know, I did get one thing when I was in that Dumpster. 792 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,628 Hepatitis? 793 00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:28,414 The sack. 794 00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:31,156 - The sack is back. - Oh, man. 795 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,854 The sack is back. 796 00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:35,136 Stop saying "sack." Liam, am I wrong, 797 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,204 or is the sack back? 798 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,988 - The sack is back. - Ha, ha, ha! 799 00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,863 So, let me get this straight. 800 00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:44,734 Your friends are leaving in an Uber, 801 00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:47,172 and you're doing the dishes at someone else's house? 802 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:49,087 Thought you weren't doing "shoulds" anymore. 803 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:50,610 I'm not. 804 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,525 Doing dishes is my jam. 805 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:56,529 An overly competitive, dish-washing, Flip Cup champion? 806 00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:58,966 You have many layers. 807 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:03,710 Hey, thanks for listening to me earlier. 808 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,451 It really helps to talk to someone 809 00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:07,540 who's been through the same thing. 810 00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:12,719 I wasn't totally honest with you before. 811 00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:19,117 It wasn't a guy that I dated right after my divorce. 812 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,728 It was a woman. 813 00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,296 I don't share that with everyone, 814 00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:26,559 which is why I didn't drink during "Never Have I Ever." 815 00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:30,476 But I feel like I can trust you. 816 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:32,652 Of course you can. 817 00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:37,439 Do you keep it a secret because of your career? 818 00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:39,049 Partly. 819 00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:42,227 But the truth is way less exciting. 820 00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:45,273 It's my parents. 821 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:47,580 They would not understand, 822 00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:49,843 and they're at that stage of life 823 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:53,194 where it just isn't worth messing with. 824 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,433 Oh, are you kidding me? I mean, my mom doesn't even like it 825 00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:56,763 when I wear pants. 826 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,811 It's not that funny, is it? 827 00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:03,596 You have suds on your face. 828 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:06,207 I was talking this whole time with suds on my face? 829 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,253 - Here. - Where? 830 00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:18,567 Okay, I think... I think that's everything. 831 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,831 Um, I-I got to call Theo in a couple minutes 832 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,181 to say good night. 833 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,269 Yeah, and if I leave now, 834 00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:26,532 I can probably still tuck Kiana in. 835 00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:28,490 This was really fun. 836 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:30,231 I've always used a dishwasher. 837 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,754 Or someone has. 838 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:43,244 Try to rebound from tonight's loss... 839 00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:46,421 Bruins lost. I don't have my hat. 840 00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:49,207 Coincidence? I think not. 841 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,687 Hey, sorry about overreacting about the game. 842 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:52,862 Ah. 843 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:55,430 No, it's just... It's tough, you know, 844 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:57,650 the thought that there are 845 00:36:57,693 --> 00:37:00,740 gonna be less nights like tonight. 846 00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:04,613 You know, I'mma miss you, man. 847 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:06,722 Now, of course, there's some things I'm gonna be cool without, too, right? 848 00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:07,984 Like putting kids in Dumpsters, 849 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,681 starting fist fights with white supremacists. 850 00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:11,925 One time. I punched a racist one time... 851 00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:13,274 - Don't say for me. - For you. 852 00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:22,805 You know, until two years ago, 853 00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:24,851 my longest romantic relationship 854 00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:26,983 was with a poster of Kathy Ireland. 855 00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:31,292 And now... 856 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:34,643 I've got Darcy and Liam. 857 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:40,301 And sometimes, I, uh... 858 00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:43,304 I feel like I don't deserve any of it. 859 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,567 Of course you deserve it. 860 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,398 And seeing you tonight with Liam was... 861 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:55,534 You're gonna be an amazing dad, Gary Mendez. 862 00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,668 And even if you did lose that hat, 863 00:37:59,712 --> 00:38:02,192 I know Jon would think so, too. 864 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,110 Thanks, man. 865 00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:12,290 Now, can you do it as a rap? 866 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:13,334 Still don't like you. 867 00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:20,602 On my mark, okay? 868 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,300 Okay, speaker's ready. 869 00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:32,266 Theo? What are you doing here? 870 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,967 You got this. 871 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:22,447 I... 872 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:25,014 I really like you. 873 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,581 I really like you, too. 874 00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:31,194 Okay, bye. Bye. 875 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:38,680 You crushed it, kiddo! You crushed it. 876 00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:41,335 Of course I did. I had a great wingman. 877 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,573 Ah, you might have a point there. 878 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:43,859 But it was all you. 879 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,295 Okay. 880 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,862 - Yes! - Okay. Be cool. Be cool. 881 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:52,912 You got my germophobe son to go Dumpster diving? 882 00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:54,435 Yeah. Yeah, this whole time, 883 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,872 I thought the parenting thing was all about giving, 884 00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,356 but now I see it's also about taking. 885 00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,875 Mm. Which is great. 886 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:01,810 That's actually my favorite part of relationships. 887 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:04,489 Well, whatever you're doing, you are doing it right. 888 00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:07,274 Mm. 889 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,928 Hey. 890 00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:13,498 You didn't happen to see my old, gross Bruins hat 891 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,109 in that box of stuff you took to donate, did you? 892 00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,416 No, sorry. But you know what was in there? 893 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,202 Ta-da. What? 894 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:24,422 - Your favorite hoodie. - Whoa. 895 00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:26,467 It must have gotten in there by accident. 896 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,295 I know how much you love this thing. 897 00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:30,340 Oh, no. Oh, there's a rip. 898 00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,952 Yeah. I was, uh, playing this game, 899 00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,389 this very cool game that I made up, uh, with Colin 900 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,260 called WrestleMania 4. 901 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:40,176 I lost, pretty badly. 902 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:41,743 Oh. Yeah. 903 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,310 I'm gonna go say good night to Liam 904 00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:46,400 and remind him to knock 905 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,402 before he comes in here, 906 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:51,492 just in case we get a head-start on the baby-making. 907 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,102 Huh? 908 00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,769 Not if you don't go brush your teeth. 909 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:09,771 One whiff of that breath, 910 00:41:09,815 --> 00:41:11,991 all the poster board in the world won't save you. 911 00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:33,447 What do you want? 912 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,797 My name is Nicole. 913 00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:38,670 I-I want to tell you what happened that night. 914 00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:24,490 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 61509

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