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(SONG PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
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Listen upGot don'ts and dos
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You got hotI got typecast
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Gonna have tobreak all the rules
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'Cause I'm cool and wacky
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I feel like a wrong manthrowing out the rules
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Out of control and spacey
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Don't tell mewhat I ought not to do
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I reserve the rightto get crazy
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(SINGING)
I reserve that right
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I reserve the rightto be all intelligent
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I reserve the rightI meant exactlywhat I meant
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I reserve the rightGuess who's doin' yours?
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I reserve that right
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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MAN: Help me!
Please! Please!
Somebody help me!
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Help me!
Please, help me!
He's coming!
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He's coming after me!
Help! Help me!
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(GRUNTING) Help me!
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I gotcha, man.
I gotcha.
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Give me your other hand.
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Help! I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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No!
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(PANTING)
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(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
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(SNARLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(SNARLING)
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(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
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(SNAPPING)
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Stow that cell phone.
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You can't get a signal
out here, and that's
the way I like it.
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(PANTING)
That was him.
The Graboid.
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Affirmative.
You've just been
greeted by El Blanco.
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Did you kill him?
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He's protected.
An endangered species.
Concussion grenades.
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Non-lethal,
but the loud noise
drives him away.
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Good.
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For a few minutes.
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Hey, there was
another guy.
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What?
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A hiker or someone.
It got him.
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Damn. Damn!
Not again.
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(STUTTERING)
It was bad, man.
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I mean, it just
swallowed him.
It was horrible.
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Trust me.
I know what
it's like.
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And nothin' we can do
for the poor guy now.
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Yours?
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No, mine's
under there.
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Dodge Charger,
V-8, 326 horse...
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Tourist? Stopped
to take a picture
of the sign.
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Yeah, but I'm not
actually a tourist.
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Left the radio on,
engine running.
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I keep telling 'em
that sign does
more harm than good.
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(WRIST-SEISMO BUZZING)
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El Blanco's comin'
back for more.
Let's move out.
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Burt Gummer.
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Man, am I lucky
you came along
when you did.
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Luck had nothin'
to do with it.
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I monitor my
geo-phone
network 24/7.
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Knew you were comin'.
Saw where you stopped.
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I track all
seismic vibrations
in the Valley.
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You said that
on 60 Minutes.
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Made me look like I was
some kind of antisocial,
para-military paranoid.
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And right in the middle,
Chang's Discount Market.
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Discount?
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Well, discount's
just what
we call it.
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Located right in
the heart of
downtown Melville.
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(SCOFFS) Melville.
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Melvin, you would actually
rename the town you
grew up in after yourself?
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Why not?
It's all my vision.
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I mean, without me,
you guys are pretty much
futureless around here.
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Futureless.
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(CLICKING TONGUE)
My store's doing
just fine, thank you.
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And we are steadily
growing ourselves into
a viable tourist destination.
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(SCOFFS) Sure you are.
Come on, Jodi.
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Now, I'm offering you
a chance to become
part of the Melco family.
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Turn your business into
the kind of place your
uncle always wanted it to be.
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Jodi's uncle loved this
valley, Melvin,
just like the rest of us.
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Oh, everyone
except you, that is.
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Hey, forgive me,
Miss Woodstock of 1969,
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but how many ceramic pots
does the world need?
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And how many mini-malls
and tacky tract houses
does the world need?
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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Melvin, look.
Here comes
your best friend.
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(SIGHING)
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Lincoln Navigator,
luxury package.
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There could be one
in your future, Jodi.
Think about it.
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That little turd.
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He's a developer,
owns half the Valley.
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He'd love to turn us
into the next Reno.
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NANCY: Hi, Burt.
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Who's your
friend?
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Tourist. Stopped to take
a picture of that damn sign.
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Actually, I'm not a...
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Bad news is El Blanco
scored another kill.
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Oh, no.
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Who?
A hiker or backpacker.
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Probably unregistered.
This guy just got
his car sucked.
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Oh, sorry about that.
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Brings us to seven.
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That many?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, yeah,
the ATVs.
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Nope.
Separate list.
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Gotta report it
to Twitchell.
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We got forms
to fill out.
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These tourists think
everything's "Pirates
of the Damn Caribbean."
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Like I keep tryin' to say,
I'm not a tourist.
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(CLANGING)
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You with the government?
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No. Bought myself
a business out here.
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That.
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Desert Jack's
Graboid Adventures.
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You're gonna restart
the tour business?
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Yeah. Met Desert Jack
himself in Vegas.
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Said it's a real
money-maker.
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That's great. I was wondering
who was gonna pay his debts.
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Excuse me?
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JODI: You see,
you buy his business
you assume his debts.
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It's a law.
State Statute 4715-B,
section 7.
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You know,
we should really talk
business synergy here.
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Okay.
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Well, let me see
what I got myself
into here.
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(GRUNTS) Hey!
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Who are you?
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Guess I'm the new owner
of that battery.
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Jodi, I thought
you said this was all
abandoned and stuff.
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Not anymore.
Rosalita, Tyler.
He bought the business.
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Bought the business?
This business?
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Well, yeah.
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Oh, I get it.
Tax write-off
kind of thing, huh?
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Nah. Just one of those things
that seemed like a good idea
at the time.
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Coming all the way
out here seemed like
a good idea?
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Well, what are you
doin' out here, then?
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I'm taking care of myself,
getting away from people
who ask too many questions.
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And I guess I'm buyin'
myself a new battery.
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Jodi, you really get
that for a battery?
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I'll take 10% down.
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Okay, let's start
with the injury report.
What's your name?
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Uh, Tyler Reed,
double "E."
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Double "E."
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You be sure to give
Big Brother all
your personal data.
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NANCY: Burt.
Burt.
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Now, if you're gonna
live here, there's a lot
you're gonna need to know
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and it's all in this video.
You may have heard of it.
It's called...
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(WRIST-SEISMOS BUZZING)
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(MONITOR BEEPING)
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(SHUSHING)
What's...
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(RATTLING)
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(CLANGING)
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(SIGHS)
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...Burt Gummer.Monster Hunter.
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Tips for stayin' alive
when targeted by Graboids,
Shriekers and Ass-Blasters.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, was that...
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El Blanco,
of course.
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He comes into town?
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You gonna stop him?
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If he's gonna
hang around,
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he could
use a wrist-seismo
and a right boot.
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But how often
does this happen?
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Not often, about
once or twice a day.
Here, put this on.
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Thanks.
No biggie.
It goes on your tab.
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What tab?
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Date of birth?
Mother's maiden name?
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Blood type?
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El Blanco, what have you
been up to all day?
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(INTERFERENCE ON COMPUTER)
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What the hell?
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(DONKEYS BRAYING)
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(RUMBLING)
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(GROANING)
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Relax. If El Blanco's
anywhere nearby, you'll feel
your seismo vibrate.
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Hmm.
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Thought you might
want some breakfast?
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Oh, thanks.
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Aren't you guys
kinda pushing
the envelope out here?
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I mean, he goes
right under your store.
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Well, we're kinda like
the Hindus with the cow.
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Excuse me?
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El Blanco's endangered.
Nobody can touch him.
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So that developer,
Melvin Plug?
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He can't make a move
because all this is
El Blanco's habitat.
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So, the thing that
protects your lifestyle
also wants to eat you?
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Hmm. The word
that comes to mind
is "paradox."
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You'll get
used to it.
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NANCY: Burt?
Wait a sec!
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(GRUNTING) Yeah!
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I want you to be the first
to see my latest creation.
Gung Ho Gummer.
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This one's
for you.
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Yeah.
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It'll do great in Japan.
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You're welcome!
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(BLOWING)
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(VULTURE CAWING)
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I call it
Grabboccino.
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(GROANS IN DISGUST)
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Oh, come on!
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Sorry, hon,
it needs work.
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(OVER RADIO) Jodi,Burt here. Come back.
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Yeah, Burt.
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Got a dirt biker runnin'
around out here somewhere.
You know anything about it?
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Haven't seen him
and no one's rented
a wrist-seismo.
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00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,227
Idiot. He's just askin'
to be Graboid chow.
Burt out.
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Maybe more nutmeg.
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(ENGINE STOPS)
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(FLIES BUZZING)
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Jodi, Burt here.
Come back.
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Yeah, Burt.
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00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,856
El Blanco just had himself
a wild burro burger.
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Guess that backpacker
didn't hit the spot.
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Ah, Burt, that's cold.
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That's Perfection.
My point is
the dirt biker's safe.
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That much food should hold
El Blanco for a few days.
Burt out.
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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(COWS MOOING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHING)
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You gonna be
okay today?
I could stay.
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00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:16,456
I've been wondering
about something ever
since I left Las Vegas.
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How come I don't
get a day off?
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Well, let's
put it this way.
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Your Uncle Miguel
left the ranch
to you, not me.
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You're buildin' equity,
and I'm workin'
for minimum wage.
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Oh, and, uh, Rosalita,
don't overdo it.
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You know, ranchin's
all about slow and steady.
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(CHUCKLING)
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What the hell?
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All points. Come in. Repeat.
All points. Come in. Over.
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Burt, I'm tryin' to
run a business here.
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BURT: Repeat.All pointscome in, over.
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Yeah, Burt,
you got Nancy,
what's up?
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Hold on. Rosalita,
do you copy? Rosalita?
Do you copy?
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(GRUNTS)
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Rosalita, do you
copy? Rosalita.
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BURT: Do you copy?Repeat, do you copy?Over.
242
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,074
(SIGHING)
243
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,174
Repeat. Do you copy? Over.
244
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,911
Jodi, Rosalita's got herwalkie-talkie off again.Try to get a hold of her.
245
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,958
I've got six more
dead burros here.
246
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:51,121
It's like he's on
a feeding frenzy.
Watch your backs.
247
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,963
He's never actedthis crazy before.
248
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,330
Jodi, let the new guy know.
249
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,595
Burt out.
250
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,045
What are you looking at?
To me, you're just hamburger.
251
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:12,974
(GRUNTS)
252
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,147
(MOOING)
253
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,587
(WRIST-SEISMO BUZZING)
254
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,576
(SCREAMING)
255
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,049
(EL BLANCO GROWLING)
256
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,246
Burt, come in,
Burt. Burt he's here.
He's here.
257
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,688
Blanco's here
and he is after me.
258
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,356
Copy. Rosalita,
what's your 20? Over.
259
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,088
Burt, do not give
me those numbers.
260
00:19:57,162 --> 00:20:00,256
Your location, Rosalita,
where are you? Over.
261
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:04,735
ROSALITA ON RADIO: My locationis on top of my bunkhouse,and he'd better go away.
262
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,094
(CRASHING)
263
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,297
(SCREAMING)
264
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,268
Burt he's hitting
my bunkhouse!
265
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:10,968
ROSALITA: Burt he'shitting my bunkhouse!
266
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,103
Hang on, headin' your way.
ETA is 20 minutes!
267
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,976
Twenty minutes, I'm gonna be
dessert for this guy.
268
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,481
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
269
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,538
(CRASHING)
270
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:19,811
(ROSALITA EXCLAIMING)
271
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,909
(CAR HONKING)
272
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,216
JODI: Tyler! El Blanco's
after Rosalita, and we're
closer than Burt.
273
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:24,448
We gotta get up there now!
274
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,615
I thought you
guys coexist.
275
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,818
He's acting crazy, okay?
Come on, we gotta move fast.
276
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,123
You wanna move
fast, move over.
277
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,862
(ROSALITA SCREAMING)
278
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,263
(GROWLING)
279
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,270
Hey, Dale Jr.,
where'd you learn
to drive like this?
280
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,367
You know about racin'?
281
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,468
A little.
282
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,410
I learned from Dale Sr.
283
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,546
(SCREAMING)
284
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,419
TYLER: We're blocked in.
285
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,858
Come on, guys!
Come on, help me!
286
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,286
(TYLER GRUNTING)
287
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:05,352
Oh, that sticks.
288
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,454
Really?
Really.
289
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:07,725
ROSALITA: Guys! Help me!
290
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,095
(EL BLANCO SNARLING)
291
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:14,263
(SCREAMING)
292
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,849
ROSALITA: Jump, Jodi!
293
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:30,949
(SNARLING)
294
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,415
This barn ain't
gonna last long.
295
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,824
Yeah, that's why
I called you,
you know, help me.
296
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,327
All right, you got
the keys to your car?
Yes, I do.
297
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:38,886
You sure?
Yes!
298
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,298
When we get there
let Tyler drive.
299
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,067
Why?
Trust me,
you'll see.
300
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:53,905
JODI: We gotta hurry.
Cars aren't safe
from El Blanco.
301
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,879
Come on.
No big deal.
Let's go.
302
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:15,032
I just don't get
what's going on
with El Blanco.
303
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,692
I thought we had
him figured out.
304
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,998
You're gonna
figure out a worm?
305
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:23,274
So, how soon are you planning
on selling the business
and getting out of here?
306
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,038
Uh, I don't know.
The place does have
its good points.
307
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,305
You're being sarcastic.
308
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:30,109
No, I'm not.
This place sure
isn't boring.
309
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,841
You like almost
getting killed?
310
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:36,513
What, you used to be
a fireman, mountain climber,
or somethin' like that?
311
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:39,921
Come on, you saved
my life. I think you
owe me an explanation.
312
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,049
I do?
313
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,616
Yeah, you do.
314
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:44,757
I raced cars.
315
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:47,731
Drove the NASCAR circuit
for a while. Southwest tour.
316
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:50,324
Was workin' my way up
to the big money.
317
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:54,338
But what you really wanted
to be was a desert tour guide
and sleep in your garage?
318
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,807
I'm in kind of a pit stop
at the moment. Let's just
leave it at that, okay?
319
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:04,246
Jodi, Burt here.
What's the sit rep
on Rosalita? Over.
320
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,946
Hey, Burt,
I'm here.
I'm fine.
321
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:09,282
Jodi and Tyler came
and got me off the roof.
322
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:10,878
Hey, what's a sit rep?
323
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,516
Situation report.
324
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,390
Hey, can I come up to
your place? 'Cause I sure
don't wanna go home now.
325
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,456
Affirmative. Over.
326
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:26,699
(CAR DOOR OPENING)
327
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:36,011
Jodi. Rosalita. And I'm,
uh, talkin' to...
328
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,208
Hey, Tyler Reed.
Just took over
the Graboid Tour business.
329
00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:42,686
That a fact? I don't
remember approvin' any
new residency permits.
330
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,253
A what?
331
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:45,914
Residency permit.
332
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,560
W.D. Twitchell,
Department of the Interior.
333
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,295
Nobody settles in this
valley without my say-so.
334
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:56,061
Excuse me, this is America.
Land of the free, you know.
335
00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:58,125
Home of "you can live
wherever the hell
you wanna live."
336
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:01,266
Hey, Twitch, um,
they're headed to Burt's.
337
00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:02,567
Can you drop me
at the store?
338
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:06,839
Uh, yeah, sure.
You got forms
to fill out.
339
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:08,937
He will, he will.
Did you get the report
about the backpacker?
340
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,380
Of course!
That's why I'm here.
341
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,815
I mean, you people
don't fill out permits.
342
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,579
How am I supposed to
keep track, huh?
343
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:15,915
(CLICKING TONGUE)
344
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,147
(CLICKING TONGUE)
345
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:23,489
Tyler?
Yeah, he is in charge
of El Blanco.
346
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:26,657
If he, like, decides
that it's too dangerous
to live here,
347
00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:29,256
he can kick all of
our asses out of here.
348
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:34,271
So, be nice,
and keep El Blanco trashing
my place on the D.L. Got it?
349
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,363
Got it?
Got it.
350
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,538
This place
is totally nuts,
you know that?
351
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:22,048
Not to be one of those
people who ask questions,
but I was wonderin',
352
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,280
what are you
doin' out here?
353
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:27,792
I mean, you look like
a model or, you know,
Vegas showgirl.
354
00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:32,325
(SCOFFS) Well, actually,
I was a Vegas showgirl.
355
00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:33,421
You're kidding.
356
00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:36,228
No. I headlined at
Tops and Bottoms
at the Flamingo.
357
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:37,325
Sorry I missed it.
358
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,734
You ought to be.
It was so artistic.
359
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:43,934
What you really wanna do
is raise cattle and live five
miles outside of nowhere?
360
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:47,172
Rosalita. You sure
you're all right?
361
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:50,477
You told me that
I was gonna be
safe up there.
362
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,608
That El Blanco
didn't like to go
up to my ranch
363
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,675
'cause he didn't
like the shallow
dirt or whatever.
364
00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:58,655
I know. I know,
he's never done this
before. I can't explain it.
365
00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,419
But at least you'll be
safe in my place.
366
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,818
(SIGHING)
367
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,225
His place?
368
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,555
You're standing
right on top of it.
369
00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:07,928
He lives underground?
370
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:10,126
Yeah. But it's
Graboid-proof.
371
00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,937
You see, he built the cement
wall under the dirt
surrounding his property.
372
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:18,772
Hmm. Guess it's good to know
an antisocial, para-military
paranoid at times like this.
373
00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:20,777
Yo! Over here!
374
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,576
I assume you've
noticed these.
375
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:27,140
Dirt bike tracks.
376
00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:29,083
No, not really.
Survival tip.
377
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:31,987
Know your terrain.
Be aware
of every change.
378
00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:34,657
(INTERFERENCEON COMPUTER)
379
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:40,956
What is it, Burt?
380
00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:43,159
BURT: Interference
on my geo-phones,
again.
381
00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:45,862
Had it yesterday,
too. Radio waves.
382
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:50,533
But very low-frequency.
May be a covert op.
383
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,404
Some secret government
experiment over at NTS.
384
00:26:56,114 --> 00:27:00,175
Maybe it's not good
to know an antisocial,
para-military paranoid.
385
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:02,976
(WRIST-SEISMOS BUZZING)
386
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,351
(GASPING)
Worm alert.
387
00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:08,017
No need to worry.
Perfect time to
employ my USGDS.
388
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:10,527
Ultrasonic Graboid
Defense System.
389
00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:12,756
My own design,
surplus parts.
390
00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:15,828
Each unit generates
a 10-thousand-cycle tone.
391
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:18,061
It will overwhelm
his sound sensors.
392
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,696
Make my concussion grenade
seem like a cap gun.
393
00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,831
ROSALITA: (STUTTERING)
Well, go, do it, stop him!
394
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:28,709
Uh, have patience.
It's about to come into
range right about now.
395
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,814
Oh, Burt, he's still comin'.
Isn't he supposed to stop?
396
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,647
Affirmative. Run!
397
00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:41,183
Tyler! Come on!
Tyler!
398
00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:42,317
Let's go this way!
This way!
399
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:43,486
TYLER: Where
in the hell we goin'?
400
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,361
Follow me!
401
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,183
Bastard just knocked
down my fence,
402
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,550
tryin' to get over
my underground wall.
403
00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,988
But you can't,
can you, Shamu?
404
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:22,294
Just four-inch ABS,
couple of mirrors
duct taped inside.
405
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,598
Survival tip, just do what
you can with what you got.
406
00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:27,604
Why don't you do that
bomb thing, Burt,
and get rid of him?
407
00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:29,162
Why waste a grenade?
408
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,505
My concrete Graboid barrier
is more than a match for him.
409
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:35,205
TYLER: Like your Graboid
defense system.
410
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,875
That was experimental.
The wall is
a proven concept.
411
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:45,422
But damn it, that system
should have worked. Somethin'
has changed in the equation.
412
00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:47,856
Somethin's different
around here.
413
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:51,185
Why are you
lookin' at me?
414
00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:53,025
Did you have anything
unusual in your car?
415
00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:56,795
Something that might affect
a Graboid? Fuzz buster?
Contraband receivers?
416
00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,165
What are you
talking about?
417
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,602
You wear a pacemaker
or any other internal
electronic device?
418
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:03,869
Uh, Burt, how long
are we gonna be
stuck down here?
419
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,975
Once he locates his prey,
he just lays in wait.
420
00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:09,172
Could be stuck
a couple days.
421
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,305
Days?
422
00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:13,908
Might as well make
ourselves comfortable.
Anybody hungry?
423
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:16,710
I haven't eaten
since Vegas.
424
00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:18,085
Tyler...
425
00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:28,162
When a flock of ravenous
Ass-Blasters kamikazed
my house, I had no choice
426
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:34,103
but to detonate the domicile.
I sustained serious collateral
damage to my lifestyle.
427
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,161
No insurance?
428
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,208
They claim we're
too high-risk.
429
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:42,008
My insurance was all in
silver bars converted to
shrapnel by the blast
430
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,742
and disseminated
over several acres.
431
00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:49,810
Since then, I've been forced
to stretch the food budget
with, uh, edible wild plants.
432
00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,418
Prickly pear cactus.
433
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:56,884
Fully de-spined.
Not bad with
a shot of Tabasco.
434
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,724
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
435
00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:05,631
Tastes like cactus.
436
00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:08,471
You know, Burt,
there's lots
of people out there
437
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:12,738
who'd actually love to
learn how to eat this
stuff. I mean, for a fee.
438
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:17,343
You ever consider
doin' somethin' like,
Burt Gummer's Survival School?
439
00:30:17,715 --> 00:30:22,618
Uh, Tyler. Burt here is not
what you would call "people"
kind of people.
440
00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:24,855
Well, I'm just thinking,
441
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,420
anyone livin' in
a hole in the ground
eating cactus,
442
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,017
well, maybe could
use some income.
443
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:35,195
People would pay me?
444
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,192
(MONITOR BEEPING)
445
00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:39,896
(GASPS) He's moving.
I think he's leaving, Burt.
446
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,563
He never leaves.
447
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,407
What is going on here?
448
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:50,170
Probably that surplus
Russian satellite
I had in my car.
449
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:51,510
(BEEPING CONTINUES)
450
00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:21,307
Why don't we
all go into Bixby.
451
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:24,644
Just until we figure out
why El Blanco's doin' this.
452
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,348
(WHISPERS)
Nothing happened
at Burt's yesterday.
453
00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:30,046
I know
the drill.
454
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,383
(SIGHING)
455
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:37,726
Residency forms.
Read 'em. Sign 'em.
456
00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:39,126
Everybody out here
has to do this?
457
00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:41,358
Everybody, including
a couple snowbirds,
458
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:44,799
a few prospectors and one
very annoying survivalist.
459
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:48,998
And snap it up.
I got a schedule
to keep.
460
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,973
Do you ever think
of bein' polite?
461
00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:52,771
Oh, he used to
work at the DMV.
462
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:56,177
Wait a second.
You're restrictin' my business
to just daylight hours?
463
00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:57,976
Well, it's hard enough
keepin' you people alive,
464
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:00,040
I can't have a bunch
of tourists runnin'
around here after dark.
465
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,517
I think these folks
do a pretty good job
466
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,076
of keepin' themselves
alive out here.
467
00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:04,951
What about free enterprise?
The plans for my business.
468
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:06,490
Like my
Moonlight Monster Tour?
469
00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:08,582
How do I do that
without a moon?
470
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,685
(CHUCKLES)
Guess you won't.
471
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:14,356
(GRUNTS) Wonderful.
You brought your cannon.
472
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:15,797
El Blanco's been
misbehavin'.
473
00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:20,304
You shoot that Graboid
and I will slap you with
a $50,000 fine.
474
00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:22,430
I act only
in self-defense.
475
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:26,376
Tell me, Twitchell,
are you holdin'
out on us?
476
00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:28,401
Excuse me?
477
00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,003
They've done years
of research out here
478
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:33,915
amassing a huge
repository of data of
all things subterranean,
479
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,282
and who controls
that data?
480
00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:37,844
Certain cells in
our own government.
481
00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:40,957
And who represents
that government?
482
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:42,825
You been out in the sun
too long, Gummer.
483
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:44,919
You know more than
we'll ever know
about El Blanco.
484
00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:49,330
Why has he changed his habits?
Why has he suddenly
got such an appetite?
485
00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:52,002
Well, I really
have no idea.
486
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,231
We got a dirt biker
runnin' around the Valley.
487
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,967
Never buys gas, water,
never comes into town.
488
00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,839
You don't know anything
about that either?
489
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,443
What the hell are you
gettin' at, Gummer?
490
00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:06,415
We all know your life
would be easier if we
were outta here.
491
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:10,887
But you've never quite been
able to make a solid case
for eminent domain.
492
00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:15,082
Wouldn't hurt if maybe
just one or two of us
got eaten.
493
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:22,026
Burt, Grabboccino?
494
00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:26,168
That's slander, Gummer.
That's slander. Slander!
495
00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:27,761
I'll invoke the Freedom
of Information Act!
496
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,602
We'll see what's slander
and what ain't!
497
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,107
(WRIST-SEISMOS BUZZING)
498
00:33:33,611 --> 00:33:36,580
I hate that
friggin' worm.
Hate him.
499
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:41,046
He'll leave us alone
if you just keep quiet.
500
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:42,381
(RATTLING)
501
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:50,152
(SCREAMS)
502
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:55,863
(ALL SCREAMING)
503
00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:03,637
(GROWLING)
504
00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:15,217
Gummer, shoot him!
Shoot him, Gummer!
Shoot the damn worm!
505
00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:18,078
Gummer, shoot it!
Shoot him!
506
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:23,256
Shoot the damn worm!
Shoot it, Gummer!
Shoot him!
507
00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:24,760
(EL BLANCO SNARLING)
508
00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:31,528
(SCREAMING)
509
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,994
Kill him! Kill him!
510
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,106
El Blanco,
don't make me do it.
511
00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,007
Gummer, he's over here!
512
00:34:43,047 --> 00:34:44,742
He's gonna eat me!
513
00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:46,583
Burt!
514
00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:47,879
(SCREAMING)
515
00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:52,480
Gummer, what are you
doin'? Over here!
516
00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:54,824
(EL BLANCO GROWLING)
517
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,259
Cover your ears!
518
00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:58,352
Why?
519
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,056
Do it, you'll see!
520
00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:09,334
(SCREAMING)
521
00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:11,974
(EL BLANCO GROWLING)
522
00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,283
(SIGHING)
523
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:26,921
(EXCLAIMS)
524
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,117
Burt! Wait up!
525
00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:57,350
Damn, Burt, that shot
was like a half a mile!
526
00:35:57,421 --> 00:35:58,820
Yes, it was.
527
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:05,253
Techno-Ranch Corporation.
Elko, Nevada?
528
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,590
Whatever it is,
it's been makin'
El Blanco nuts.
529
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:08,723
Who would do that?
530
00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:09,925
I thought it was Twitchell.
531
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,492
Can't be. He wouldn't
set it up so he gets
himself munched.
532
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:13,901
(MOTORCYCLE RUMBLING)
533
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,503
It's the dirt biker.
534
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:20,442
That SOB's been movin'
this thing all over.
535
00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:37,588
You know, there's no way
we're gonna catch some
dude on a dirt bike.
536
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,994
This dude, we will.
He went up
this box canyon.
537
00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:44,296
It's a dead end!
A man has got to
know his terrain.
538
00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:14,563
No, sir! No.
539
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:19,500
Up. Put 'em up!
Up! Go!
540
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:22,104
What are you doin'
out here?
Who's behind this?
541
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,733
Damn it! Damn it! It wasn't
supposed to go like this.
542
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,140
I didn't want to
have to kill anybody.
543
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:29,771
(STAMMERING) Hold on. Hold
on, you don't have to...
Let's just talk a minute.
544
00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:32,645
No. No! Get on
your knees now!
Do it!
545
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:41,182
(GRUNTING)
Good work, son!
546
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,993
You got him!
And it's about time.
547
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:46,290
Back off.
Back off!
548
00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:49,162
(EXCLAIMING)
Absolutely, son.
Absolutely.
549
00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:50,825
Man... Hey!
550
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,627
Hey, I like that helmet,
by the way, the whole
camo-face thing.
551
00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:57,504
About damn time someone
got ol' Gung Ho Gummer.
552
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,443
(MOCK LAUGHING)
Listen up, friend.
553
00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:03,606
Just between you and me,
since havin' to deal with
this old pompous blow bag,
554
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:05,648
it's probably the last thing
you wanna have to deal with.
555
00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:07,741
(LAUGHING) Why don't
you just shoot him!
556
00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:10,446
Shoot him, come on,
shoot him. Huh?
557
00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:12,716
Hey, just leave it up to
the old yours truly here,
huh?
558
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,281
Give him the old
work over, huh?
Drive, drive, huh?
559
00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:19,318
Huh, Gum? Huh?
What? What? I can't...
What'd you say?
560
00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:21,228
(CHUCKLING)
I can't hear you.
561
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,632
Yeah, old Gummer,
what you gonna do? Come on.
Get him, baby, get him.
562
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:27,730
(GUN FIRING)
563
00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,141
(GRUNTING)
564
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,384
Pompous blow bag?
565
00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:44,853
I was just ad-libbin',
Burt, jeez.
566
00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:47,489
He's gonna have to
follow that streambed.
567
00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:49,185
We can go over
that ridge
and cut him off.
568
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,318
And what?
If we move fast.
569
00:38:50,394 --> 00:38:52,419
If you wanna move fast,
let me drive.
570
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:53,758
Take it.
571
00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:15,149
Deal's done, man.
They shot up the machine.
Now, give me my money.
572
00:39:15,219 --> 00:39:16,208
What do you mean,
the deal's done?
573
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,881
And you get your money
when you finish the job.
574
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,480
Shut that bike off!
575
00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:22,185
Not until
I get paid, pal.
576
00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:23,624
I said
shut it off!
577
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:24,786
(ENGINE REVVING)
578
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,352
(WRIST-SEISMO BUZZING)
579
00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:35,798
(BIKER SCREAMING)
580
00:39:42,012 --> 00:39:43,775
BURT: Hold on! Hold on!
581
00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:46,479
Make for those rocks.
582
00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:56,451
Hey, who's that?
583
00:39:58,028 --> 00:39:59,620
The little turd.
584
00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:01,192
Oh, him.
585
00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:02,789
(WRIST-SEISMOS BUZZING)
586
00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:10,500
Watch it, Burt.
El Blanco is
really close.
587
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:13,975
We know.
What are you doin'
way out here, Melvin?
588
00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:18,942
Just, uh, checkin' out
some of my land. In fact,
you're trespassing.
589
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,616
You just didn't happen to
see a guy on a dirt bike
just now, did ya?
590
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:23,175
A dirt bike?
591
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,389
No. Sorry, man.
592
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,684
What are those
tracks, then?
593
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,324
'Cause I thought
the idea was El Blanco
kills one of us
594
00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:36,161
so Twitchell can move
us out. But, no!
595
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:40,567
Somebody wanted us
to kill El Blanco.
596
00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:41,969
Say again?
597
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:43,131
You'll learn to
ignore this stuff.
598
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,674
I don't think so.
599
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:48,234
If El Blanco became
so aggressive we had to
kill him in self-defense,
600
00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:54,046
poof, no
endangered species.
No protected habitat!
601
00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:59,519
And we're livin'
in downtown
Melville, Nevada.
602
00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:04,122
You're, uh, raving,
Burt. As usual.
603
00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:07,527
(EL BLANCO GROWLING)
604
00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:19,270
(SCOFFS)
605
00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:21,743
So some idiot biker
gets swallowed!
606
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,775
It's got nothin'
to do with me.
607
00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:29,785
With the little turd,
always count on
plausible deniability.
608
00:41:39,697 --> 00:41:40,994
(EXHALES)
609
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:48,700
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
Good-bye.
610
00:41:48,772 --> 00:41:51,002
Just as I thought.
This thing was stolen
from a company
611
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:53,100
called Techno-Ranch
two weeks ago.
612
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,610
It was developed for
the livestock industry.
613
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:58,444
Here's their website.
The Model 1200
transmits a signal
614
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,041
to stimulate
an animal's
hypothalamus.
615
00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:06,153
Increases the hunger response.
A healthy alternative
to growth hormones.
616
00:42:06,457 --> 00:42:09,324
Wow. I may start
eating meat again.
617
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:13,621
So, El Blanco couldn't stop
eating even if he wanted to.
618
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:17,732
Mmm, this is good!
619
00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:20,661
(TYLER SPEAKING MANDARIN)
620
00:42:30,781 --> 00:42:33,750
They got lost on their way
to Vegas, and I talked 'em
into taking the tour.
621
00:42:33,817 --> 00:42:38,277
Wrote out their commentary
in phonetic Mandarin.
We're going international.
622
00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:40,789
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
623
00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,459
(TOURISTS GASPING)
624
00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:02,106
You just called
them all a bunch
of monkey butts.
625
00:43:03,305 --> 00:44:03,886
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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