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I'm heading to Chapman Hills.
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Kyle has me reinspecting a place
I was at a week and a half ago.
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That's not right.
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Hey.
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Hey, Sam.
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You sent Jeanette
back to a place
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in Chapman Hills
that she was just at.
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Yeah.
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And...
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you sent me back
to Taverna Petraki.
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Things get reinspected, Sam.
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But they have to wait
their turn.
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Current wait time
in Lincoln County
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for reinspection
is almost eight months.
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Sam...
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when you have my job,
you can do my job,
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but for now, why don't you worry
about doing your own job?
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Which you're good at,
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except for how you talk
to your boss.
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My note...
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is buried somewhere.
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Or sunk in a river.
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I'm not getting out of here.
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I'm never going home.
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What about the steak?
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What?
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Why do you keep thinking
about the steak?
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The steak? I'm not
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thinking a... Wh...
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Well, it's not
because I'm hungry.
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One thing you can't
complain about
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in this place is the food.
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Fine. You want
to talk about the steak?
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It irritates me.
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My daughter-in-law couldn't take
a simple compliment...
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Or Ezra couldn't...
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Without turning it
into an attack on her.
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He had to make it
into this huge thing.
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What exactly
was your compliment?
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I told her she made
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the best kosher steak
I'd ever had.
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I complimented her cooking.
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By saying she made the best
kosher steak.
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Is there some difference
in kosher steaks?
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Yes. Yes, I get it.
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It could read as
a backhanded compliment.
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Anything could be read
as a backhanded compliment.
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It was a good steak,
and I said so.
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It was a good "kosher" steak.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
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Yeah, I... You know,
I'm in an environment
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where I should realize
that everybody
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is sensitive and defensive,
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and if I'm a little more alert,
I just say "steak."
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I should've just said "steak."
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God.
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What, does that make me
a bad father?
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Is that, is that what...
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He complained about a...
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a contribution you made.
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- What was that about?
- Mm.
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His fucking yeshiva,
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in Israel.
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After college,
Shoshana's in medical school,
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and he has to go to this
goddamn Orthodox yeshiva
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in Jerusalem. Fine.
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His second year,
Beth has a conference there,
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so we figure I'll come along,
and we'll visit Ezra.
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We get there, before we
see him at the yeshiva,
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he sends, uh,
a set of instructions
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to her on how she is
supposed to dress,
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like Beth doesn't know how
to dress around Orthodox Jews.
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So, she covers her hair,
every inch of her flesh.
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He takes us to meet the rebbe.
Forget your stereotypes.
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Young, hulking guy.
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Could've played football.
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He tells us that Ezra
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is a real ben torah.
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And Ezra's just beaming,
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like this is the best compliment
he's ever gotten.
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And the contribution?
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Ah.
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I was supposed to make
a contribution,
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right there in the office.
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This was made clear to me.
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So, I write a check for $1,000.
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But then...
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we're in the driveway,
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his mother is literally
dying in the house,
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and he says I don't respect him.
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I don't respect his choices.
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That I gave Shoshana, whatever,
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$40,000 a year
for medical school,
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and I gave his yeshiva
a paltry $1,000.
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Is yeshiva free?
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He never asked me to pay for it.
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He got a job and
a partial scholarship.
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- He asked you for a donation.
- And I made one.
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Do you know what it felt like
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to walk through
that yeshiva with Beth?
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Imagine if your son
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became a Scientologist,
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and you had to walk
through the...
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Scientology center with him,
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and at the end,
you gave a donation
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because you wanted
to make a gesture,
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and he took it as an insult?
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Alan,
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if you could talk
to Ezra right now,
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what would you say to him?
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"Ezra, you broke up our family."
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"You thought you had
all the answers.
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"You were so righteous.
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"You humiliated your mother.
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"You devastated her.
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"I want to s...
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"I want to say you killed her,
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"but I know that's not true.
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"All your mother wanted,
all she asked
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"was to be able to hold
the hands of both her children
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"in her dying moment,
and even this, you could not do.
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"Your way of looking
at the world
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"had to be the only way.
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Everyone else is wrong."
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You always thought
Ezra was obstinate,
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from the time
he was a little boy.
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I remember you talking about it.
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He was, always.
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You said, "Like his mother."
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Here we go.
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Thank you, Grandma.
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- And cherries.
- Cherries?
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Bring that close for Alan.
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Here, buddy. Look at that.
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Cherries...
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I always knew he was
more Beth's kid.
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Musical,
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into all that religious crap,
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even when he was little.
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At synagogue, with Beth,
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the both of them
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so sure of themselves,
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about everything.
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Shoshana was mine.
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Reasonable, became a therapist.
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Able to consider
everyone else's point of view.
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But, apparently,
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that story was bullshit.
Is that what you're saying?
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I'm not saying anything.
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You think maybe
I'm the obstinate one?
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I'm the asshole who always
thought he knew everything.
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Fuck you, Charlie.
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This could be it, Alan.
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Take a flyer.
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Fine. I had all the answers.
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I wrote the books.
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Rigid, know-it-all Ezra
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is as much my kid as Beth's.
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More.
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I did look down on him,
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on his religious choices.
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I have been blaming him.
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Blame and...?
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Contempt.
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Yes, contempt.
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He must've felt it,
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all of it.
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What do you want to say to him?
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I want to say...
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I want to say...
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"Why didn't you..."
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"Why couldn't y..."
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Okay.
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"I'm sorry, Ezra. I'm sorry."
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For...?
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"For not being...
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the father that I..."
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Charlie...
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I have been more understanding,
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more compassionate
to a fucking serial killer
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than I was to my own son.
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He has to hear this.
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From me.
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Too bad you're
going to die here.
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Broke. I need to borrow yours.
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Come in.
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You look exhausted.
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More than usual.
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I've got one more stack
to put up.
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Go home.
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I'll do it.
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Ezra, any news?
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No.
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Hashem yirachem.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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I didn't know when you
were coming back. Sit.
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I have a treat.
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Kyle.
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Sam. Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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JoJo's.
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Right. I-I never ate there.
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Is that... Is it any good?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's good.
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Okay.
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Hey, you know the, uh,
Orchard Diner?
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They're in some kind of dispute
with Harris Carting.
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I... They...
Their dumpster is just...
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You got to see this.
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Were you...
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You're not working, are you?
You weren't assigned...
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No. No, no. I just,
I just had dinner there.
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I just...
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Come on, man, you got to,
you got to see this.
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Okay.
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It's just over there.
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How you doing?
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- Ah, I'm a little hungry.
- Yeah?
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- Here?
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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- This?
- Yeah.
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This doesn't look so bad.
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Yeah, I guess they
must've just...
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cleaned it up,
like, a second ago,
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or something.
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Okay.
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Well, all right.
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You...
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you shouldn't let restaurants
cut the reinspection line.
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What... What is wrong with you?
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- Are you taking bribes?
- What?
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Sam, you are
completely out of line.
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Don't-don't talk to me
like I'm an idiot.
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If you think I'm taking bribes,
then you are a fucking idiot.
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Shut up.
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Shut up, shut up. Shut up.
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I didn't like it when you read
that letter out loud.
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Kaddish?
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Hello?
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Hey, Mr. Buchella. It's Sam.
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Oh. Hi, Sam.
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How are you?
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I'm bad.
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Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
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I was thinking
about your question,
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and I'd be glad to do it,
to be your therapist.
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Okay. Wh-When can we start?
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How about next, uh, Tuesday?
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Is 4:30 okay?
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Sure.
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We can meet at my house.
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The sessions will be 45 minutes,
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and the charge
is $125 per session.
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That's a good deal.
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Well, great,
great. Well, see you then.
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I wasn't mekayem kibud av va'em.
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- That's not true.
- Well...
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When Mom died,
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he was...
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he was so harsh,
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and I...
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Chava, I...
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I was just mad at him.
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That's all.
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And now...
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Dr. Strauss.
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Do you play ping-pong?
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Yes.
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Do you want to play ping-pong?
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Okay.
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Fuck.
272
00:30:38,689 --> 00:30:40,291
One-zero.
273
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:03,305
- Are you good?
- Yes.
274
00:31:03,372 --> 00:31:05,241
Three-five.
275
00:31:07,747 --> 00:31:09,951
Fuck.
276
00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:15,696
11-seven.
277
00:31:15,762 --> 00:31:17,933
Fuck!
278
00:31:20,338 --> 00:31:21,942
11-all.
279
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:29,022
19-17.
280
00:31:44,621 --> 00:31:45,990
Fuck.
281
00:31:50,164 --> 00:31:52,435
20-17.
282
00:31:56,510 --> 00:31:59,282
There's something
I should tell you.
283
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,023
I did it again.
284
00:32:04,026 --> 00:32:07,199
The supervisor
that I told you about.
285
00:32:07,266 --> 00:32:11,407
The one who sent me back
to the restaurant.
286
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:12,977
Kyle.
287
00:32:13,913 --> 00:32:16,451
Sam, that's...
288
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:19,691
that's very soon after
the last time. Is that usual?
289
00:32:21,294 --> 00:32:23,064
It's getting worse.
290
00:32:24,535 --> 00:32:26,972
I want to change.
291
00:32:27,038 --> 00:32:29,044
You know I do, Dr. Strauss.
292
00:32:29,109 --> 00:32:30,512
Is it possible?
293
00:32:30,579 --> 00:32:33,653
It is possible.
294
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:36,191
Not just for you,
but for the people
295
00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:39,564
that you're angry at,
for being such assholes.
296
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,574
Five, ten years from now,
they could be different people.
297
00:32:45,943 --> 00:32:47,380
It takes that long to change?
298
00:32:47,445 --> 00:32:51,253
It... it can be faster
with therapy,
299
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,359
but it takes time.
300
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:32,903
This isn't working.
301
00:33:32,971 --> 00:33:36,143
What isn't working?
302
00:33:38,682 --> 00:33:41,121
Therapy.
303
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,656
With you.
304
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,330
These have been...
305
00:33:46,396 --> 00:33:49,538
the worst three days of my life.
306
00:33:49,605 --> 00:33:51,208
Two people...
307
00:33:51,273 --> 00:33:54,681
in three days.
I've never... felt this.
308
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:59,624
I like you, Dr. Strauss,
309
00:33:59,691 --> 00:34:02,229
but this is not working.
310
00:34:04,099 --> 00:34:06,503
I like you too, Sam.
311
00:34:06,571 --> 00:34:09,777
I think, I think maybe
it was a mistake
312
00:34:09,844 --> 00:34:11,280
to bring you here.
313
00:34:11,347 --> 00:34:14,920
I just...
I assumed it would work,
314
00:34:14,987 --> 00:34:17,793
so I didn't think about...
315
00:34:20,632 --> 00:34:24,373
I've never hurt anyone
that I liked before.
316
00:34:26,244 --> 00:34:28,514
Guess you can't help me
with that.
317
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:33,626
I-I don't, I don't want to,
I really... I do not want to.
318
00:34:33,693 --> 00:34:36,532
It's not the kind of person
that I am,
319
00:34:36,599 --> 00:34:39,570
in terms of what I want to do,
320
00:34:39,637 --> 00:34:43,110
but if I have to,
321
00:34:43,177 --> 00:34:45,081
if there's just no other way,
322
00:34:45,148 --> 00:34:47,686
and I have to...
323
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:50,592
do it...
324
00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:52,429
to you...
325
00:34:55,168 --> 00:34:58,440
how would you want me to...
326
00:35:01,012 --> 00:35:03,985
Have you ever heard the one
327
00:35:04,052 --> 00:35:07,525
about the Frenchman,
the Englishman, and the Jew
328
00:35:07,592 --> 00:35:09,731
who were sentenced to death?
329
00:35:09,797 --> 00:35:13,940
Oh, oh, no... no.
330
00:35:14,005 --> 00:35:16,110
Three men
331
00:35:16,177 --> 00:35:18,148
are sentenced to death,
and they are
332
00:35:18,213 --> 00:35:20,418
told that they can choose
333
00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:22,757
their form of execution.
334
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,896
The Frenchman says,
335
00:35:25,963 --> 00:35:28,402
"I choose the guillotine."
336
00:35:28,467 --> 00:35:30,304
So, they build a guillotine,
337
00:35:30,371 --> 00:35:33,210
and they chop off his head.
338
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,018
The Englishman says,
339
00:35:37,085 --> 00:35:40,324
"I choose the firing squad."
340
00:35:40,391 --> 00:35:42,295
So, they get together
a firing squad,
341
00:35:42,362 --> 00:35:44,500
and they shoot him.
342
00:35:46,572 --> 00:35:48,373
Now, the Jew is left...
343
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,648
I went to see the psychologist
from my high school.
344
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:56,324
He said that he would be
my therapist,
345
00:35:56,391 --> 00:35:58,661
starting next week.
346
00:36:03,471 --> 00:36:06,177
And the Jew says,
347
00:36:06,244 --> 00:36:08,414
"Old age."
348
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:01,039
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