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Narrator: This is the Evergreen
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Narrator: This is the
Evergreen forest.
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Quiet, peaceful, serene.
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That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.
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Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!
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♪
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Yeeeehaaaa!
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Yikes!
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Yaaaah...
(bam!)
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(laughs)
(smash!)
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Yeaaaah!
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Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.
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Broo: (panting)
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♪
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Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...
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Cyril Sneer!
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(bleep blarp bloop)
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And his life would be simple
except for...
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the Raccoons!!
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♪ (show theme music) ♪
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♪
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The Evergreen Forest.
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Today it has blue skies,
lazy white clouds
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and a warm breeze.
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Great weather,
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unless you're feeling under it,
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like Cyril Sneer.
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Cyril: Achoo! Aaachoo!
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(grunts)
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Dr. Canard: Oh, let's see now.
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Cyril: Alright Dr. Canard,
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out with the straight goods!
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Oh, is that thing ever cold!
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Dr. Canard: Cough, please.
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Cyril: Achooo!
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Dr. Canard: Aaaah...
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Cyril: This is your second visit
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and I'm not feeling any better.
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I hardly even feel like losing
my temper! Now, what's up?
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Dr. Canard: Well,
for starters, not you,
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you're to stay in bed and
take plenty of fluids
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until I get the results
from your tests.
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The Pig: Dr. Canard! Dr. Canard!
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There's an urgent
phone call for you!
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The Pig 2: It's Dr. Auto.
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Dr. Canard:
Hmm, it's the clinic.
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It's not like them to call
unless it's something serious.
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Cyril: Something serious?!
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Get out there and listen
in on his conversation!
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(hoofs clopping)
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Achooo!
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Dr. Canard: Hello?
Lefty: Yeah, Dr. Canard?
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Lefty here at
Dr. Auto's Car clinic.
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How are you?
Dr. Canard: Oh, fine.
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I'm here treating a loud mouth
complainer with a bad cold.
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And what about my car?
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Lefty: It looks like the
car is going to need
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a complete overhaul.
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Dr. Canard: What?!
Valves? Shot?!
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The Pig: Valves?!
It's his heart!
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Dr. Canard: Serious, you say?
The Pig 2: Serious?!
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Dr. Canard: Done in a few days?
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The Pig 3: The boss has
only got a few days to live!
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Dr. Canard: Well, there's
nothing more I can do here.
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Besides, I tee off
in 20 minutes.
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Cyril: So what is it?
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The Pig 3: Well, Sir,
(giggles) it's like this.
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You're heading to that
big vault in the sky.
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The Pig 1: The big guy
has called in your loan.
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The Pig 2: If I were you, Sir,
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I'd act on any once-in-a-
lifetime offer right now.
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Cyril: What are you
blabbering about?
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The Pig 1: Your
illness is, um.. is...
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Cyril: Is what?!
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The Pig: (sobs)
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...terminal!
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The Pigs: (crying, sobbing)
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(banging/clattering)
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Ralph: Oh no!
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Melissa: Oh, not again!
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(banging/clattering)
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Bert: Hey, what's going on here?
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Your faces are longer than a
line-up at a banking machine.
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(giggles)
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Schaeffer: It's the press again
Bert, it's broken down.
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Bert: Hmmm, er um...
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that old thing, huh?
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Yeah, well, you know, guys,
things can't last forever.
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Oh, here's the money
from my collections.
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Ralph: And here's your salary.
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Bert: Thanks Ralph.
Well see you guys later!
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Come on, Broo.
Broo: (barks)
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Bert: All work and no play
makes Bert a dull Raccoon!
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Schaeffer: This press
is definitely
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on its last legs, gang.
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Boy, Broo, the gang sure was
down about that press.
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But it won't be for long.
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With Cedric investing
this money for me,
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I'll have enough
to surprise them
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with a brand new printing press!
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Broo: (happy barking)
Bert: Yeeeehooo!
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♪
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(loud knock)
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Good day, fine gentleman!
Is Cedric home?
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The Pig: Master Cedric is
away at accounting camp!
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Bert: Oh!
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The Pig 2: But in this
time of emergency,
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we've sent word for him.
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Bert: Time of emergency!?
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What's the matter?
Somebody die?
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The Pig: (sobbing)
The Pig 2: It's the boss!
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The Doctor's giving him
only a few days to live.
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Bert: (laughs)
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That's a good one, guys!
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(laughs)
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Hilarious!
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Courier: Excuse me!
Hey, pardon me.
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Delivery for the late
Cyril Sneer.
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Bert: The late Cyril Sneer?
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Courier: Well,
not quite yet, but
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according to this,
it won't be long now,
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if you know, what I mean.
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(boing-boing-boing)
(house bell ringing)
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The Pig: That's the boss.
He needs us.
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Cyril: How dare you
leave your weak and
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sickly employer to his deathbed?
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(coughs, sneezes)
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I'm fading faster
than a pair of jeans!
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You three clods are forcing me
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to waste my last breath on you!
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(coughs) Ah!
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Oh, I hope, you careless hams
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aren't counting on
being in my will.
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The only thing you deserve to be
in is the unemployment line!
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The Pigs: Oh!
Cyril: What are you doing here?
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Bert: (sadly) Death bed?!
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Last breaths?
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Will?!
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So, it's true!
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Cyril: Every word of it!
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The Big Guy has
cashed in my IOU.
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Bert: Geez...
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Cyril: When I think of
all the lying and cheating,
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I've subjected myself to,
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the years I've spent
amassing my fortune,
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the people close to me
I've had to push aside.
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Oooh, and then I think
of the bad stuff!
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(sneezes)
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My only friend has been the
almighty buck, Raccoon.
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But bucks don't
make great friends.
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They don't remember
you once you're gone.
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Is Cyril Sneer's
most lasting legacy,
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bank account number 105609?
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Bert: Gosh, I know
we've had a lot of
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differences in the past, Cyril,
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but I think we should
put them aside.
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Cyril: There's nothing you
can do for me now, Raccoon.
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There's nothing anyone can do.
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Bert: Yes, there is!
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The Pigs: (gulp)
Bert: Aaah,
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a memorial could be built,
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a grand testament, yeah!
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Something concrete that
will leave Cyril Sneer
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the most remembered
name in history.
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Cyril: Ah, do you mean that?
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Bert: Yes, it's the
least I can do for you.
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The Pig: Hold it, Raccoon!
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Where would you ever get
the money to do that?
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The Pigs: Yeah!
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Bert: Money is no problem!
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Cedric and I have been investing
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a lot of my hard earned
paper route earnings
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to buy a new printing press
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for the Evergreen Standard.
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Cyril: A new press?!
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And Cedric has
been helping you!?
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Bert: Yeah! We've
almost reached our goal.
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But I'll use that money
Cyril Sneer,
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to erect you a monument
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that'll make the pyramids
look like a corner store!
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Leave it to me!
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The Pig: Hey, you don't think
the boss would leave his fortune
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to that middling Raccoon,
instead of us, do you?
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The Pig 2:
We can't let that happen.
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We've slaved for him for years.
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The Pig 3: We'll just have to
out-do that Raccoon, boys!
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To really impress the boss,
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we'll.. why, we'll cure him!
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The Pig 2: Cure him?!
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But we don't even know,
what he's got!
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The Pig 3: Sure, we do!
At least 4 billion!
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And we're gonna get it!
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The Pigs: Ooooh! Goodie!
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(phone ringing)
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The Pig 3: Hello?
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Yes! Well, certainly!
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He's what?!
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When?
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Oh, yes, I'll be sure
he gets the message.
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The Pig 2: Who is that?
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The Pig 3: The doctor's office
calling to check up on the boss!
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They said that if he takes
his medicine regularly,
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his cold should be
gone in no time!
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The Pig 2:
What? The boss has gotta cold?!
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You mean he's not dying?
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The Pig 1: Oh, we'd better
tell him right away.
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The Pig 3: Not so fast.
He doesn't know that.
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And what the boss doesn't
know, won't kill him!
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You see, if we can convince
him that we've cured him...
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The Pig 1: (giggles)
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then we're sure
will be in his will!
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The Pigs: (giggling)
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Ralph: Okay, keep your fingers
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Ralph: Okay, keep your
fingers crossed everybody!
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It's time to see how our
front page will turn out.
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(reading) Beans baked by new
high-powered engine block?
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Schaeffer: Ohh no,
I was afraid of that.
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Melissa: Ralph,
this press has got to go.
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Sophia: Gee, we've been through
such an awful lot together,
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Bert: Not as much as we have
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with Cyril Sneer!
Ralph: What?!
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Bert: I've just come back
from a Sneer mansion and...
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and.. Cyril is dying.
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All: What?!
Melissa: I don't believe it!
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Sophia: Mean, old Cyril Sneer?
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Schaeffer: Greedy,
conniving, Cyril Sneer?
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Ralph: Scheming, tight-
fisted, Cyril Sneer?
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Bert: Cedric's dad!
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Melissa: Ohh, poor Cedric!
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Ralph: How's he taking it?
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Sophia: (gasps) Cedric's
away at accounting camp!
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Does he know yet?
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Bert: They've sent for him,
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but since he can't be here,
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we'll have to act the way
he would if he were here.
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Ralph: What can we do?
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Melissa: Cedric would make the
last days of his father's life
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his best days and that's
what we're going to do.
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Bert: Yeah! By building
Cyril Sneer a legacy!
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We'll make sure
he's remembered forever!
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♪
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The Pig: In order to
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The Pig: In order
to convince the boss,
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it's got to look
like real medicine.
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The Pig 1: And taste like it!
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(glug-glug-glug)
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Aaachhh! Ah-oh-aaah!
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This stuff tastes like the
inside of a shoe. Ech!
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The Pig 3:
Then what are we waiting for?
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Cyril: How's my legacy coming?
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Bert: Well, uhm..on...
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Cyril: Tell me, what size is it?
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Bert: Um, I-I'm not sure yet.
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Cyril: Ah! Keeping it a
surprise. Ha. How thoughful.
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The Pig: We've done it!
We've done it!
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Cyril: Done what?!
The Pig: We found a cure!
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The Pig 2: Here, Sir, try it.
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Cyril: Well, I suppose,
I've got nothing to lose.
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(gulp-gulp-gulp)
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(coughs)
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Except my lunch!
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The Pig: Gee, you're looking
better already, Sir.
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00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:07,097
Well, perhaps it could use
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a little fine tuning.
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♪
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Bert: It sure was nice of Cyril
to let me use the library
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to research his monument.
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The Bear: Ahem.
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These are the books
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the boss wants you
to look at, Sir.
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Bert: Hmm...
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'Statues through the ages',
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'Statues as a lasting monument
to true greatness'.
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Wow, this is just, what I need!
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Hey, look at this!
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Hmmm...
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That's it!
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The perfect monument
for Cyril Sneer!
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Yaaahooo!
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(gulp-gulp)
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(coughing)
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The Pigs: Oiiiink!
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Cyril: (coughing)
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The Pig: Am I correct in
assuming that this medicine
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didn't make you feel
any better, Sir?
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(coughing)
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(bam!- crush!)
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(phone ringing)
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Cyril: Hello?
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Yes, of course,
this is Cyril Sneer.
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(coughs) Well,
what's left of him.
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00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,896
Dr. Canard, what do you want?
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You want your bill paid?!
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00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,908
Need to pay off your green fees?
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How dare you saddle me
with bills when I'm dying?
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00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,014
What?!
(ka-boing-bam)
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You mean, I'm not dying?
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00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,922
I've only got a cold?
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00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,587
Ha-haaa! In that case,
I'll pay you
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when I'm good and ready,
you overbearing quack!
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(slam)
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I'm going to live!
I'm going to live!
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00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,389
I'm going to...
(knock-knock)
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00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,763
The Bear:
Bert Raccoon is here, sir.
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Bert: Sorry it took me
so long, Cyril,
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00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:51,867
but I finally found the
perfect memorial for you!
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00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:55,371
Cyril: Ohh... you have?
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00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,844
How touching.
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00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,040
But it'll have to be quick.
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I'm going fast.
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00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,950
Bert: It's going
to be tough to do.
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00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,389
Cyril: Oh, but if
anybody can do the job,
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it's you,
my little raccoon buddy.
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I know you won't be wasting
your time on any itsy bitsy
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little monument, will you?
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Bert: Certainly not. I'll be
working 'round the clock
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to get every cent I can.
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(slam!)
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Cyril: This is it! By using
that lame-brained rodent,
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I'll be getting the
best of both worlds.
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That newspaper will be
history, and so will I!
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(laughs)
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♪
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Bert: Well Broo,
here we go again!
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Another day, another dollar.
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♪ Turn back the hands
of time tonight ♪
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♪ Turn 'round the score while
there's still time ♪
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♪ Can't you hear our song
on the radio? ♪
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♪ Song on the radio ♪
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♪ Turn back the sands of time,
it's late ♪
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♪ We're all alone and the
night can't wait ♪
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00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:37,307
♪ Where are the friends
we used to know? ♪
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♪ Friends we used to know ♪
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00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:44,316
♪
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♪
(gentle snoring)
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00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,015
♪
(loud snoring)
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00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:50,719
♪ Stop the clock,
it's now or never ♪
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00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:56,703
♪ Hold me close before
it slips away ♪
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00:14:56,695 --> 00:15:01,965
♪ Stop the clock or
it's lost forever ♪
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00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:08,367
♪ What we've got is more
than words can say ♪
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♪ Stop the clock ♪
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00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,483
Melissa: How's your tribute
to Cyril coming along, Ralph?
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00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,649
Ralph: Oh fine, fine.
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00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,678
Let me read you
what I've got so far.
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(reading) When all
is said and done,
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one can honestly say,
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that Cyril Sneer
was truly, truly...
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00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,561
Melissa: Yes?
Ralph: That's as far as I got.
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Do you think it's too long?
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Bert: Aaah!
Sophia: Bert, are you alright?
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00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,502
You look absolutely exhausted.
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00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,441
Bert: (sighs)
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00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,767
Well, I am a little tired.
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00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,943
Melissa: I think
it would be best
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if you went to bed right away.
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00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,576
Bert: No time, Melissa.
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00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,447
I'm working the next shift.
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00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,748
Melissa: Hmm.. What is he up to?
359
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,852
Cyril: No, I don't wanna
buy any of that stock!
360
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,463
(knock-knock)
Who is it?!
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00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,915
Bert: It's me, Bert Raccoon.
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00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,464
Cyril: Well get...
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00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,859
(weakly)
...in here right away.
364
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:06,771
I-I feel I'm fading fast.
365
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:10,795
Ohh Bert, Bert Raccoon?
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00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,943
Is that you?
(coughs)
367
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:16,938
My eyes, they're
so old and feeble.
368
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,282
(coughs)
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00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:22,077
Bert: I'm afraid I've got
some bad news for you, Cyril.
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00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,981
Cyril: Bad news?
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00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,093
Bert: I'm doing
everything I can,
372
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,586
but even at this rate,
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I won't be able to
get the monument
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00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,093
for at least a month!
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00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,262
Cyril: A month?!
376
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,459
Bert: It just doesn't
look like I'm going to get
377
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,732
all the money together in time.
378
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,571
Cyril: Nonsense!
(weakly) Uh, I mean...
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00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,537
Perhaps I can help you out.
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00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,495
♪
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00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,674
Will this do the trick?
382
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:50,944
Bert: I'll say!
383
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,513
And it'll help buy the plaque
I thought I'd never get!
384
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,583
Telling the whole world
all about Cyril Sneer.
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00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,354
Cyril: Will it be ready
for the tribute tonight?
386
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,123
Bert: Tonight?! Tonight?
387
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:09,293
Cyril: Yes, I plan the last
gathering with my close friends.
388
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,364
So you must hurry, Bert.
389
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:15,327
Hurry. My time is almost up.
390
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,604
The Pigs: Time for
the next cure, Sir.
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00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,173
Cyril: You see, I was right.
392
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,142
(gulps)
393
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,081
(coughs)
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00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,376
The Pig: Back to the lab.
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00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,607
Cyril: (coughing)
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00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,853
I've done it!
Not only will that check
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00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,848
guarantee me my statue
with a plaque,
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00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,691
but that Raccoon has
spent all his savings!
399
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,457
That printing press
and that newspaper
400
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,357
are junkyard material!
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00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,629
(laughs)
Snag: (chuckles)
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00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:45,826
♪
403
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,371
Ladies and gentlemen,
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we are gathered here
this evening
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for a sad occasion.
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00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:56,442
To honor one of
Evergreen Forests'
407
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,852
most venerable citizens.
408
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,845
Won't you please welcome
409
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,647
our distinguished
guest of honor,
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00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,920
Cyril Sneer.
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00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,189
(smattering of applause)
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00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,957
Cyril: Let the tributes begin.
413
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,990
Ralph: Ehm-ehm.
Ode to Cyril Sneer,
414
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,563
by Ralph Raccoon.
415
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,599
Four score and $7 billion
dollars ago,
416
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,899
Cyril Sneer set forth
into the world...
417
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,712
...we can honestly say
418
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:30,335
that Cyril Sneer
was without a doubt,
419
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,242
truly pink.
420
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,354
(applause)
421
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,346
Cyril: Bravo!
422
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,718
Wh-what a beautiful speech!
423
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,346
Where is Bert?
424
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,791
Melissa: Ehm-ehm...
425
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,016
We've heard about
Cyril Sneer in words.
426
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,592
Now let's remember him
through pictures.
427
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,626
Oops.
428
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,095
Here is 5 year old
Cyril and his father.
429
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,798
Dad is asking for an
advance on his allowance.
430
00:18:55,801 --> 00:19:00,111
At age 7, Cyril's family
moves to a new home.
431
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:01,905
Cyril has evicted them.
432
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,407
(audience booing)
Cyril: Ooh, I'm fading fast!
433
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,809
Melissa: Um, here's Cyril at 10,
434
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,482
Cyril at 15,
435
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,950
Cyril at 20,
436
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,778
Cyril: I'm fading faster!
437
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,953
Melissa: 30, 40, 50...
438
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,222
(poof!)
439
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,791
Cyril: (laughs)
440
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:23,399
Schaeffer: ♪ Should old
aquaintance be forgot ♪
441
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,455
Cyril: Where is that
blasted Raccoon?
442
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,074
It would be just like him,
443
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:29,295
to skip town with my cash!
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00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,441
♪
(applause)
445
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,137
And now, for the moment
446
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,579
you've all been waiting for.
447
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,805
Cyril: It's about time!
448
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,010
The Pigs: For another cure!
449
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,023
Cyril: The only thing that's
gonna be cured around here
450
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,446
is you hams!
451
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,487
(gulping the cure)
452
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,161
Please excuse the interruption.
Do go on.
453
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,000
Bert: Um-oh, okay.
454
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,127
Cyril Sneer,
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00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:03,302
responsible for so many
memorable moments
456
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,302
in everybody's life.
457
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,644
And responsible for...
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00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,608
Cyril: ...your demise!
Audience: (gasp)
459
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,107
Cyril: (laughing)
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00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:13,178
Bert: Mr Sneer, you shouldn't
be running around like that.
461
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,508
Cyril: Ha-ha, I've
never felt better!
462
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,954
Bert: You're not dying?!
463
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,119
Cyril: Dying?
The only death knells
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00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:22,117
that'll be ringing around here
are for your newspaper.
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00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,720
Your monument to me has
put you out of business.
466
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:26,734
Ha-haaa!
467
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,330
Audience: Oooh!
468
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,458
Ralph: It's a new
printing press!
469
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,004
Bert: It was thanks
to your generosity,
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00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
that I got idea, Cyril.
471
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,342
You let me look
around your library,
472
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,838
and there, it hit me!
473
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,880
That the printed
word is handed down
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00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,176
from generation to generation.
475
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,379
It lasts forever!
476
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,822
So, this is our tribute to you!
477
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,248
(applause)
The Cyril Sneer
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00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,524
Memorial Printing Press!
479
00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:58,762
(applause)
480
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,657
(gulping the cure)
481
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:02,860
(thud)
482
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:05,503
Ralph: Gee, Bert, that was awfully
483
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:08,267
Ralph: Gee, Bert, that was
awfully thoughtful of you,
484
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,567
saving your money to buy
a printing press.
485
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,099
Bert: Aaah, I was only doing
486
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,474
what I thought
was best for everyone,
487
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,613
Cyril Sneer included.
488
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,606
Ah, well, I'm exhausted.
489
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,552
Melissa: Good night, Bert!
Bert: Good night, guys.
490
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:28,448
♪
491
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,793
Narrator: The Cyril Sneer
Memorial Printing Press,
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00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,089
would toil on for years.
493
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,961
Yet, no matter how greasy
or soiled it got,
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00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,531
the plaque always seemed
to glow and shimmer.
495
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:43,401
Almost, as if it had been
just recently polished
496
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,802
by loving hands.
497
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,873
Cyril: Oh!
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00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:49,406
♪ (show theme music) ♪
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00:21:52,044 --> 00:22:05,464
♪ When darkness falls ♪
500
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,987
♪ Leaving shadows in the night ♪
501
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:12,133
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
502
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,800
♪ Wipe that fear
from your eyes. ♪
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♪ A desperate love ♪
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♪ Keeps on driving you wrong. ♪
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♪ Don't be afraid. ♪
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♪ You're not alone. ♪
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♪ You can run with us ♪
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♪ We've got
everything you need ♪
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♪ Run with us ♪
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♪ We are free ♪
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♪ Come with us ♪
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♪ I see passion in your eyes ♪
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♪ Run with us ♪
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♪
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