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Narrator: This is the
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Narrator: This is
the Evergreen Forest.
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Quiet, peaceful, serene.
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That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.
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Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!
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♪
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Yeeeehaaaa!
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Yikes!
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Yaaaah...
(bam!)
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(laughs)
(smash!)
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Yeaaaah!
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Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.
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Broo: (panting)
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♪
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Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...
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Cyril Sneer!
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(bleep blarp bloop)
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And his life would be simple
except for...
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the Raccoons!!
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♪ (show theme music) ♪
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♪
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♪ (guitar rock chords) ♪
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Well, it's time, guys.
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Melissa Raccoon: Where is he?
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He's late!
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Sophia Tutu: It's not half the
fun unless we're all here!
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Bert: Heyyyyy, hold on gang!
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Sophia: Wait! Here he is!
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Bert: Alright!
(screech, smash!)
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Cedric Sneer: Now
we're ready to roll!
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Bert: Yeah! Rock-n-Roll!
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Bentley: A one, a two...
(crowd cheering)
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A one, two, three, four...
(crowd cheering)
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♪ (rock music) ♪
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♪
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Bert: ♪ Hey girl, when
you heart is breakin', ♪
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♪ Hey girl, when he's
through takin' ♪
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♪ Everything that
he can take from you ♪
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♪ Hey girl, when you're
through with losin' ♪
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♪ Hey girl, when you're
down and bruisin' ♪
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♪ Everything seems.. ♪
Pig: Hmmm...
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I think I've just
solved the problem.
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♪ (distant music) ♪
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(motorcycle revving)
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This is the answer the boss
has been looking for.
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Bert: ♪ 'Til I get
through to you ♪
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Cyril Sneer: What?! Another
rejected shipment?
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Pig: It's the
third one today, Sir.
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Cyril: I don't understand it.
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This new cologne of mine
is the greatest invention
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since the tax dodge!
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Everyone should want a
cologne called Success!
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Pig: Absolutely, Sir!
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Cyril: Are you sure you
got the formula right?
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Pig: Oh yes, Sir. Yes, Sir!
We used all the right stuff.
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Mothballs, green bologna mold,
belly button lint.
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Cyril: Then what's wrong?
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This aftershave should be moving
faster than interest rates.
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Why it even smells like money!
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And money is the sincerest
form of success.
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Ah, the sweet smell of success.
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So why is it not selling?
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Pig: The cologne is
just not popular Sir.
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He he... people don't like it.
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Cyril: Well then,
make them like it!
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Pig 1: And I know
just the way, Sir.
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Cyril: What?!
Where have you been?
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Pig 1 : Doing some
market research, Sir.
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Cyril: What are you
babbling about?
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Pig 1: Well, Sir, we all know
that success is the best
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Cologne ever made, right?
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Pig 2: Um.. righ!
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Pig 1: And that anyone and
everyone should want it.
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Cyril: Why are you wasting
my time with basic truths?
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Pig 1: Well, since we've
got the best product, Sir,
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the one that everyone wants...
Cyril: So?
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Pig 1: We should apply
modern marketing techniques.
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Cyril: Like what?!
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Pig 1: Like someone who can be
identified with success.
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Someone who can successfully
entertain the audience
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while telling them all about
this wonderful new Cologne.
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Someone like...
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the Raccoons.
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♪ (rock music) ♪
(audience cheering)
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Pig 2: Yes, Sir!
The Raccoons!!
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Cyril: Pre-posterous!
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Bert: ♪ ...when your
heart is breakin' ♪
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Pig 1: They've got
a really danceable beat.
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Pig 3: And star quality,
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Pig 2: I rate
them a 9 out of 10.
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Bert: ♪ ...from youuu ♪
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Cyril: What could they
possibly know about success?
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Bert: ♪ Hey girl, when you're
through with losin' ♪
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♪ Hey girl, when
you're down and bruisin' ♪
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Cyril: Mind you...
it is almost catchy.
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Bert: ♪ ...so cruel to youuu ♪
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Cyril: Enough of this!
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You might just have something.
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I want you to go and sign those
miserable Raccoons now!
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But I warn you,
they'd better be the answer.
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This Success must not fail.
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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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Pig 1: And as you can see,
signing the contract
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will catapult you
onto the world stage!
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Pig 2: You'll be in demand
all across the globe.
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(click)
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In France...
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The Pig 1: Nice picture!
Pig 2: Thank you!
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In India...
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In Egypt.
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Pig 1: And in Cleveland,
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Bert: Cleveland? Wow!
That sounds terrific!
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Pig 2: Just think,
all your records going gold.
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Bert: Yeaaaah!!
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Pig 2: Swimming pools...
Pig 1: You look marvelous.
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Bert: Alright!
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Pig 1: Private jets...
Bert: Wow!
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I've always wanted
my own plane.
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Pig 2: Ouch!
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Pig 1: If you come and
work for Sneer Industries,
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we'll make you all stars.
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Plus you'll make a lot of money.
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Pig 2: ...for the boss.
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Melissa: What's this all about?
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Pig 1: We want you to represent
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one of the finest
products ever developed.
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Pig 3: Sneer's
sweet smell of Success,
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a wonderful new cologne.
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Bentley: Here, let me try that.
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Schaeffer: (coughing)
Someone open a window.
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Cedric: (coughing)
Make it quick!
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Sophia: P.U.!
Throw that stuff out!
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Bentley: Uaaaaah!
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All: (coughing)
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Pig 1: So...
we have a deal then?
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Melissa: Foooorget it!
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We'd never stoop that low.
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Why would we endorse
something that awful?
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Bentley: That stuff
should be outlawed!
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Bert: Come on guys.
It's not that bad!
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(chuckles)
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Besides, who's gonna know?
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After all, we'll all be Stars.
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Pig 1: He's right,
you wouldn't want to pass up
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an incredible opportunity
like this, would you?
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Melissa: We certainly
-would! -Right, gang?
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Sophia: Uhm, that's, Melissa!
Ralph: Yeah!
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Schaeffer: We're
with you, Melissa!
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Bentley: We always
stick together.
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Melissa: We're all
agreed on this, right Bert?
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Right... Bert?
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Bert: Huh? Well...
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I...eh-eh,
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guess so...
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Pig 1: You mean you're
not going to do it?
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Band: No!!
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Pig 1: They're
not going to do it.
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Pig 2: They're
not going to do it?
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Cyril: What do you mean,
they're not going to do it?
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Pig 3: They absolutely refuse.
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Cyril: This just proves
an old Sneer adage.
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If you want anything done,
you've got to do it yourself!
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Now then, were they
all unreasonable?
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Pig 1: Not all of them, Sir.
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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(car tires screech)
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Bert: Hey, what's going on here?
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Hey... let go!
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(screams)
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(loud smacking)
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Pig 1:
More cranberry sauce, Sir?
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Bert: (grunts)
Pig 3: You're welcome.
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How about some chocolate cake
with marble fudge icing?
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It's a pick-me-up
after that long drive?
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Bert: Oh, thank you.
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Pig 1: So, are you ready
to sign the contract?
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Bert: (gulp) I don't know,
I think I sorta agreed
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with the rest of the
band that I wouldn't.
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d...d...d... din't I?
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Pig 2: Here! Decide,
which one of these album covers
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we should go with?
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Pig 1: That is,
providing you sign...
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Bert: Gee, I kind
of like them all.
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Pig 1: What do you think
of this design, Sir?
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I mean... for the world tour.
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Bert: A world tour?! Wow!
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Pig 1: Yes, girls
fainting at your feet.
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Awards, awards!
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And more awards!
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Cars... longer then an evening
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with a dull relative.
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Bert: Oh... the world tour!
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(sighs)
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Huh? Oh, uh... sorry guys.
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Maybe later.
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I'm gonna need
a little more food--
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t-time to think it over.
Cyril: That does it!
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Those pigs couldn't win
an ant over with a picnic!
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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All right, Raccoon,
try this on for size?
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Bert: Huh?
Is this another jacket?
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Cyril: Stow it, wise guy!
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Sign the contract right now
and you'll receive
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a lifetime supply
of peanut butter.
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Bert: A lifetime supply
of peanut butter?
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Cyril: Kinda makes you weak
in the knees, doesn't it?
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Bert: (chuckles)
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Aaah, I'll say...
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Cyril: Sign the contract!
You'll be a star,
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and never be without
peanut butter.
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Great! Tomorrow we start work!
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(door slams)
(laughter)
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(soft snoring)
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(squeaky steps)
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Melissa: Huh?
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(door squeaks)
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Bert, is that you?
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Bert: Ohh...
(nervous laughter)
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Yeah, just me.
You can go back to sleep.
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Melissa: Bert,
isn't it a little unusual
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for you to be up this early?
Ralph: Nonsense, Melissa.
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Every day Bert rises
at the crack-o'-noon.
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Bert: (laughs)
Aaah, what a kidder!
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Melissa: Going somewhere?
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Bert: Well... ehm...
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I, I promised Cyril Sneer
that I'd help him out...
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Ralph: With what?!
Bert: With... things.
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Melissa: What kind of things?
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Bert: Things like...
endorsing his product.
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Melissa: What?? But I thought we
weren't going to get involved
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in something that
we didn't believe in!
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Ralph: Yeah, like cologne could
ruin a skunk's self confidence.
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Bert: Wha... what do you mean?
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This stuff is great.
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Ralph: Bert, that stuff could
end the cockroach problem.
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Bert: Aaah... bologne!
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This cologne gets my
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personal seal of approval!
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You're just jealous 'cause he
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didn't approach you personally.
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(gentle cheeks slapping)
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Face it, you're
missing the boat.
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Melissa/Ralph: (gasp)
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(tires screeching)
Bert: Uh-oh, there's the limo.
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Gotta go! Bye!
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Pigs: (distant coughing)
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Pig 1: Sir, when your
audience sees you
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in these commercials,
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you'll be a star!
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Cyril: Okay, Raccoon,
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it's showtime!
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Bert: (clears throat)
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♪ Me me me me meeee. ♪
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♪ Me Me me me me me me me. ♪
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Cyril: No singing! Today,
it's the death defying stunts.
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Bert: Death defying stunts?!
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Cyril: We're not selling a
cologne here, Raccoon.
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We're selling adventure!
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Successful adventure.
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Get that hang glider ready!
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Bert: Hang glider?!
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The Pig 1&2:
He's ready to go, Sir.
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Bert: Oh boy, this
is gonna be great!
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Cyril: Here's the scene.
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You're gonna go
soaring off this cliff...
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High, high, high
above the clouds.
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Bert: Yeaaahoooo!
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Cyril: Splashing the
cologne on your face.
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Then you'll bring
this baby down... gently,
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right in front
of that camera. See?
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And then you'll say...
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Bert: Now, that's success!
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Cyril: You got it! Ready?
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And... action.
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♪
(swishing sound)
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Smile, Raccoon!
I said smile!
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Bert: Oooh-oh-ho!
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(hissing sound)
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Yaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaaah!
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Bear: Uh!
(smash!)
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Bert: Now... that's success!
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Cyril: Cut!! That's a take!
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Ralph: I just don't
understand how Bert
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can compromise his
ideals like that?
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Melissa: Well,
Bert will be Bert.
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He just wants to be a star.
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Ralph: (sighs) I suppose...
Melissa: Now Ralph,
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when we see him,
don't say anything
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about the smell of that stuff.
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You know how it set
him off last time.
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Ralph: Okay, okay...
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Bert: Hey, (nervous chuckle)
I don't know about this, guys.
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I mean, I like motorcycles
and all, but,
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isn't leaping over a canyon
on one a little dangerous?
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Pig 2: That's the price
of stardom, Sir.
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Bert: Yeah!! Stardom.
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Cyril: Action!!!
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Pig 1: Success,
scene two, take one.
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(motorcycle revving)
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Bert: Yeeeehaaaa!
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(motorcycle hummming)
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Aaaaaaaah!
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Haaa-haaaaa!
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(splash!)
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Bert: Now... that's...
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Success!
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Cyril: Cut!! That's a take!
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Bert: (sighs)
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(helicopter buzzing)
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Cyril: Now for...
Bert: Now for nothing!
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I was told I was gonna sing!
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I have to be a star.
When do I get to perform?
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Cyril: Singing?!
Bert: Yeah, singing!
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Cyril: Well...
(chuckles) right now!
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Bert: (giggles) At last!
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Cyril: This is the song
you're gonna sing!
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Roll the tape, boys!
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You'll be mouthing
the words to this. Bert: What?!?
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Cyril: ♪ You can smell
him from a mile ♪
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♪ He's a man of
wealth and style ♪
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♪ The type that always makes
the ten best-dressed ♪
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♪ Should that odour
fill your air, beware! ♪
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♪ You're smelling millionaire ♪
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♪ It's a man who knows
the sweet smell of Success ♪
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♪ Yes, you'll smell
him from a mile ♪
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Bert: (upset)
Mouthing the words? Not that!
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Nobody puts words in my mouth!!
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Cyril: That's funny...
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I've got a signed contract
here that says different!
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Bert: Well, you can
forget the contract,
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I quit!!
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And besides...
this stuff stinks!!!
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Melissa: Hi Bert!
Bert: Huh? (giggles)
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00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:09,341
Hi guys, uh...
what are you doing here?
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Melissa: We were on
our way to band practice.
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We just thought we'd stop to
say hi to our very own star!
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Bert: Oh... (giggles)
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(nervous giggle)
Broo: Woof-woof!
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Ralph: So uh, how's
the glamorous world
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of endorsements treating you?
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Bert: Oh, uh... great!
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Yeah, that's it... great!
(nervous giggle)
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In fact, I'm getting ready for
my big starring role right now.
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Ehm! I gotta run. Ehm-ehm!
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Oh uh, Mister Sneer,
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00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,039
I'm ready now!
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00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:41,437
Melissa: Well goodbye Bert...
Broo! Good luck!
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Cyril: Ha-haa! I knew
you'd see the light...
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star, ha-ha!
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So now my young celebrity,
it's time for the real stuff.
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Boys, is the scene ready?
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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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♪
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Bert: (gulps!)
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Schaeffer: Let's face it, gang,
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this band's just not
as much fun without Bert.
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Cedric/Sophia: Yeah!
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Sophia: Well, shall
we get down to rehearsing?
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Cedric: I suppose so...
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Cedric/Sophia: Yeah.
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Bert: I wish I hadn't
agreed to do this.
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It isn't nearly as much fun as
I thought it was going to be.
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00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,476
Besides... I miss the gang.
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00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:27,589
Pig: This is it, Sir.
Time to be a star!
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Bert: Huh? Ohh yeah...
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Time to be a star.
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00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:37,595
The Pig: Oh Sir,
you look... marvelous!
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00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,667
Cyril: Time for the most
dangerous scene of all!
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Bert: Ohhh no, don't tell me...
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00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,102
Let me guess...
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you want me to roller skate
over the bridge
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on greased roller skates while
carrying a 10 ton weight.
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Cyril: (chuckles) No,
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What I've got in mind
is something
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00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,878
far, far more dangerous.
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Love!
Bert: Love?!
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00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,949
Pig: Our market research shows
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that success in romance
is perceived
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00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,063
as the greatest success of all.
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00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,033
Cyril: Raccoon,
meet your leading lady!
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00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,569
Bert: Oh boy, this is
more dangerous
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00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,525
than greased roller skates!
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00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,004
Yuck!
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00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:20,242
Cyril: Enough talk!
I want to see some action!
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00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,639
Now you're to come over
that mountain peak
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00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,981
singing the song
of success. Of course!
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00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,878
Then you'll leap over that rock,
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00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,080
sweep your leading
lady into your arms,
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00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,752
and walk across the bridge.
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00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,090
Once that's done, you step
into that hot air balloon,
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00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:39,427
then, off into the sunset
you sail, ha-ha!
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00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,385
Just as the rope bridge disappears.
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Listen for my instructions
through this megaphone.
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And... action!
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♪ (playful music) ♪
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♪ You could smell him
from a mile ♪
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00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:59,084
♪ He's a man of
wealth and style ♪
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00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,948
♪ The type that always makes
the ten best-dressed. ♪
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00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,248
♪
401
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,750
♪ Should that odour
fill your air, beware! ♪
402
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,064
♪ You're smelling millionaire ♪
Bert: Woaaaah!
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00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:16,727
Cyril: ♪ It's the man who knows
the sweet smell of Success ♪
404
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:17,928
♪
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00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,770
Lady: Huh, men!
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00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,225
Cyril: ♪ Yes, you'll
smell him from a mile ♪
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00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,804
Bert: Uaaaah!
Cyril: Furrball!
408
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,402
You're ruining the scene!
409
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,274
Wait a minute... this is action!
410
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,283
You're on the roll, Raccoon!
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00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,875
Go with it!
♪
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00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,977
Sing, you fool! Sing!
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00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,949
♪
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00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,449
Cut! Cut!
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00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,320
♪
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00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,049
Broo: Woof!
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00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,124
Cyril: (grunts)
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00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,392
Bert: Yeaaaah!
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00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,919
Broo: (barking)
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00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,234
Bert: Hang on, Broo, hang on!
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00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,727
Cyril: Keep rolling! Terrific!
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00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,898
This will make Star Wars
look like a slideshow!
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00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,498
(laughs) That's a wrap!
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00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,770
Pig: Uhm... What about Bert, Sir?
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00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,969
Cyril: The Raccoon,
who needs him?
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00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,842
We've got all the
footage we need.
427
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,180
Even better then
I've bargained for.
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00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:08,846
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,577
(squeaky sound)
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00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:14,516
Bert: Phew, Oh thank goodness!
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00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,424
(pop!)
(hissing sound)
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00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,761
Yikes!
(hissing sound)
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00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:21,127
♪
434
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,856
Huh! Well, Broo, they...
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00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,026
They just can't leave
their balloon here...
436
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,472
yeah, the Pigs'll show up soon.
437
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,768
Broo: (barks)
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00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,340
Bert: Hey Broo, maybe
you're on to something.
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00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,276
It's certainly...
(cracking sound)
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00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,875
...worth a try.
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00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,347
(struggle) Easy... does it.
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00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,376
That's it Broo! Careful.
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00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,193
You're our only
chance now, Broo.
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00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,016
Go for it, little guy!
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00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,261
Broo: (barks)
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00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,295
This stuff is great!
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00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,468
You guys are missing the boat.
448
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:03,736
We'll all be stars!
449
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,213
Uh, some star.
450
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:11,143
If I'd only listened
to the gang!
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00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,750
♪ Hey girl, when your
heart is breaking ♪
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00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,950
(cracking/rumbling)
♪ Hey girl, ♪
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00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,393
♪ when he's through takin' ♪
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00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,558
(loud cracking)
♪ Everything... ♪
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00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,387
(snap!)
Woaaaaah! Oh!
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00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,827
Schaeffer: Hold my feet,
gang, while I pull him up!
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00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,729
(grunting)
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00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:37,372
Bert: Schaeffer?!
Ralph? Melissa!!
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00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:38,899
The whole gang!!
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00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,744
Sophia: Oh Bert,
are you alright?
461
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:46,210
Bert: Aagh... I'm okay... now!
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00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:48,411
How did you guys find me?
463
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,123
Melissa: We got word from Broo!
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00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:53,115
Broo: (happy bark)
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00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,588
Bert: Ah, Broo!
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00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,387
Ah, thanks little buddy!
467
00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:00,589
Schaeffer: And we got a little
help from that foghorn.
468
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,932
Bert: What?!
That was me singing!
469
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,299
Gang: (giggling)
Ralph: Gee, I thought
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00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,567
it sounded familiar.
471
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,695
Gang: (laughing)
472
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,867
Sophia: Hey everybody,
come quick!
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00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,312
It's you Bert, you're on TV.
474
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,608
Ralph: Ohh boy, oh boy!
475
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,649
Melissa: This I've got to see!
476
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,545
Bert: Hey, where am I?
477
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,316
Schaeffer:
That looks like you there, Bert,
478
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,975
behind that bottle.
479
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,693
Bert: Wha... boy...
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00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:30,955
all of that work and my best
stuff doesn't even end up
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00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,056
in the commercial.
Aaagh!
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00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:36,998
What a waste of my
incredible acting ability!
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00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:41,800
Cyril: No wonder my sweet smell
of Success isn't selling.
484
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,770
My cologne is fine, but that
Raccoon's acting stinks.
485
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:51,613
Bert: Uh, what a waste
of my acting ability!
486
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,043
♪ (show theme music) ♪
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00:21:56,748 --> 00:22:04,918
♪ When darkness falls ♪
488
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,493
♪ Leaving shadows in the night ♪
489
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:11,632
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
490
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,730
♪ Wipe that fear
from your eyes ♪
491
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,643
♪ If desperate love ♪
492
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:22,636
♪ Keeps on driving you wrong ♪
493
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:25,581
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
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00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,347
♪ You're not alone ♪
495
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:31,346
♪ You can run with us ♪
496
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:36,960
♪ We've got everything you need
497
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,485
♪ Run with us ♪
498
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:42,161
♪ We are free ♪
499
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,330
♪ Come with us ♪
500
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:50,840
♪ I see passion in your eyes ♪
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