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Original subtitles

(explosion)

Sneer: These five secretive stool pigeons

are the conspirators! Study them.

The Pigs: They've got war balloons!

Hundreds!

Cedric: They're gaining on us!

Cyril: Try to pull a fast one on Cyril Sneer?!

All: (gasp)

Cedric: But wait! Let me explain!

Narrator: This is the

Narrator: This is the Evergreen Forest.

Quiet, peaceful, serene.

That is, until Bert Raccoon wakes up.

Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!

Yeeeehaaaa!

Yikes!

Yaaaah... (bam!)

(laughs) (smash!)

Yeaaaah!

Narrator: Luckily, he has some good friends to help him out.

Broo: (panting)

Narrator: Life would be simple in the forest except for...

Cyril Sneer!

(bleep blarp bloop)

And his life would be simple except for...

the Raccoons!!

♪ (show theme music) ♪

Narrator: At first glance, the

Narrator: At first glance, the Evergreen Forest

appears peaceful and calm.

But beneath the placid exterior,

the inhabitants have been quietly preparing

to give Cyril Sneer a shocking surprise

he won't soon forget.

Yes, the tranquility of the forest will soon be shattered.

(splash)

Schaeffer: Did you see that one jump?

Ralph: They are jumping, all right,

but they're sure not biting.

Melissa: I'd be very surprised, if we catch anything today.

Ralph: Maybe we should give up on the fishing

and go back to working on the plan.

Schaeffer: Do you think it will really teach Cyril a lesson?

Ralph: (chuckles) Once and for all!

Melissa: (giggles) He'll never know what hit him.

Schaeffer: That's for sure!

All: (laughing)

The Pig: Ooo-oo-ohh!

(bam!)

The Pig 1: Did you hear?! 'He'll never know what hit him!'

The Pig 2: I knew those crummy raccoons were up to no good.

The Pig 3: I could sniff it in the air.

(oink!)

The Pigs: The boss had better know about this.

The Pig 2: The boss will fix them once and for all.

The Pigs: (laughing)

♪ (upbeat music) ♪

The Pig 2: So, they think they're gonna pull a fast one?

(chuckles)

The Pig 1: Yeah! They'll never know what hit them!

The only one teaching anyone a lesson

around here is the boss.

The Pig 1: Yeah, the boss!!

The Pigs: The boss, the boss!

(horn honking) (tires squealing)

The Pig 1: What was that?

Sophia: That was very good, Bert.

Bert: I know! I learned that in Junior Raccoon Scouts.

Hey, you wanna hear what I learned this morning?

♪ (bad trumpet playing) ♪ Sophia: Gosh, Bert.

You'll play it so much better a few years from now,

surprise me then.

Bert: Nah, you'll enjoy this.

Bert Raccoon, boogie woogie bugle boy!

♪ (bad trumpet playing) ♪

(bam!) Sophia: (gasps)

Bert, are you all right?

Bert: Ohhh.

Sophia: (gasps) What's this?

♪ (triumphant music) ♪

The Pig 1: A war machine!

The Pig 2: Maybe they're not fooling.

The Pig 3: Quiet! Listen.

Sophia: What's it for?

Bert: It's my contribution to the plan.

Sophia: How will a balloon be useful?

Bert: Simple! The balloon goes up in the air.

When it gets in the right position, I call a strike!

That triggers the release,

which ignites the gunpowder and then...

Kabloooeey!! The Pigs: (gasp in horror)

Sophia: (gasps) Wow, that's terrific, Bert.

Bert: Of course I'll have more than one.

I'll make hundreds!! The Pigs: (gasp in horror)

Bert: What a great invention! (chuckles)

Gosh, I'm neat.

The Pig 1: Did you hear that?

The Pig 2: War balloons! The Pig 1: Hundreds!!

The Pig 3: Gun powder!

The Pigs: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

Goodness gracious!

Eeeeeeh!

(boing-boing)

(motor revs)

♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

Cyril: ...another 750!

The Pig: Seven fifty!

Cyril: 40 stocks and consolidated consolidations?!

Cedric, what's that worth?

Cedric: 580, Pop.

Cyril: One small pizza. What's that worth?

Cedric: (sniffs) That's my lunch pop.

Cyril: Lunch?!

This is no time for lunch!!

Put it down as $4.

The Pigs: G-g-g-gun powder!!

The Pig 1: The raccoons!!

The Pig 2: And they've got war balloons!

The Pigs: Hundreds!!!

Cyril: What in glittering blue blazes

are you knuckleheads babbling about?!

The Pig 1: They said you'll never know what hit you.

Cyril: Who?!

The Pigs: The raccoons and their friends!

Cyril: You preposterous paranoid porkers!

Those bothersome vermin,

harm me?!

Never!!!

The Pig 2: I think they mean to do something not at all nice.

Cyril: Not at all nice?!

I'll show you 'not at all nice!'

(rattling sound)

I don't know how much money I've got.

I get not nice,

because if I don't know how much I've got,

I can't figure out how much I need!

Now, get out!!

The Pigs: Yes, Sir, yes Sir!

Cedric: Doesn't sound like anything to worry about, Pop?

Cyril: Of course not.

What could they do?

Cedric: Nothing, Pop. Um, w-where were we?

Cyril: All I've got is this money,

my mansion,

my power,

and my good lucks.

What would a bunch of dumb raccoons want with that?

(laughs) Snug: (snorts)

Cyril: Absolutely everything!

Cedric: Um... would you like a piece of pizza?

Cyril: They mean to overthrow me!

Why else would they have all that stuff?!

They want to take my wealth and power!

Cedric: Uhm, Pop, maybe you're overreacting

Cyril: Overreacting? Me?!?

Rubbish!

It's time to call out my Secret Service.

Cedric: What Secret Service?

Cyril: It's so secret, I haven't told anyone.

Now I'll find out what's going on.

(slam!!)

Cedric: Uh-oh!

Pop knows something's up.

I'd better tell the others.

Narrator: Whatever Cedric was worried about,

he knew, he had to warn Schaefer and the raccoons

before it was too late.

♪ (muffled mumbling)

Cyril: Attention!!

Now hear this!

You are the hand-picked elite,

the finest Secret Service ever created.

So secret you don't even know who each other are.

Now, here's your mission.

These five secretive stool pigeons are the conspirators.

Study them!

But don't be fooled.

They're not as dumb as they look!

Note the masks on their eyes.

A sure sign of a thief,

a robber,

or maybe even a filthy agitator.

Note this one.

No eyes, extremely dangerous.

Has a very keen sense of smell.

So take a bath.

Now, let's see your secret disguises.

♪ (drum roll) ♪

♪ (drum roll) ♪

♪ (drum roll) ♪

Perfect!!!

I want you to go out there and find out

what those conniving creatures are up to.

Don't you dare sag!

I just had that tree dry cleaned!

This Cyril Sneer Medal will be awarded to the agent

who brings back the most information.

Agents: Uuuuuh!

Cyril: Now get going.

(chuckles)

Try to surprise Cyril Sneer?!

Well, I love to spoil surprises.

(laughs)

♪ When darkness falls ♪

♪ Leaving shadows in the night ♪

♪ Don't be afraid ♪

♪ Wipe that fear from your eyes ♪

♪ If a desperate love ♪

♪ Keeps on driving you wrong ♪

♪ Don't be afraid ♪

♪ You're not alone ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You can run with us ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We've got everything you need ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Run with us ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We are free ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Come with us ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I see passion in your eyes ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Run with us ♪

♪ ♪

♪ When the cold wind blows ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Turn your collar to the cold ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Don't be ashamed ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If you need someone to hold ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If you're sinking in quicksand ♪

♪ Quicksand ♪

♪ And it's dragging you down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And you feel you're going under ♪

♪ We'll be around ♪

♪ ♪

(birds chirping)

♪ (dramatic music) ♪

Cyril: You're nothing but a powerless, paralytic,

inept, ineffective, bumbling bunch of deadbeat bears.

Some Secret Service! You didn't even load the camera!

You don't seem to realize that if I go...

(drum roll) ...you go!!!

The Bears: (gasp)

Cyril: (sniff-sniff)

Somewhere out there is an army that's out to destroy

everything I've pillaged, cheated, robbed,

and connived to build!!

And because of your bumbling,

they not only know that I know what they know,

but I don't even know when they'll do

what I know they'll do!

Anyway... I don't like not knowing!

Now, get out there and dig up some dirt!

The Bears: (grunting)

Cyril: What are you doing?

The Bears: Uhg...

Cyril: (screams) Aaaaaaah!

Well, I could have a moat dug there...

and fill it with alligators.

That's it.

That'll stop them.

(laughs)

The Pigs: We have information.

Cyril: Don't just stand there breathing. Spit it out.

The Pig 1: Tomorrow is the day they launch the plan!

Cyril: So soon?!

The Pig 1: They have everything ready.

The Pig 2: Rockets, gunpowder...

...war balloons, and a secret weapon.

Cyril: A secret weapon?!

The Pig 3: They keep it in a huge box.

Hidden away! And it's enormous.

Uaaaah!

(thud) Oink!

Cyril: Nothing is too big for Cyril Sneer to take care of!

Now, how do you know this?

The Pig 1: In the woods, we overheard

two of Cedric's friends talking!

Cyril: Cedric's friends?!

Cedric??

Of course!

He knows some of these vermin.

I'll send him out as a spy.

He'll find out where they're at,

and then I'll move in and put a stop to this.

Cedric: Dear Sophia, Pop suspects.

Conceal all the preparations.

Everything is not going as planned.

Signed... Cedric Sneer.

Cyril: Cedric!

I wanna talk to you about this... wh...

What's this?!

Cedric: M-m-my homework?

Cyril: You've been out of school for three years!

Cedric: It's late? (nervous laughter)

Cyril: Ehm!

(mumbles)

As planned?!

My only son has planned all this?!

My son?!

My ex-son, Cedric Sneer?!

Cedric: Let me explain, Pop.

Cyril: There's nothing to explain!

My own son plotting to overthrow me.

Very commendable son!

I didn't know you had it in you!

But no matter, Cedric, my boy, it didn't work!

Guards!

Cedric: You got it all wrong!

Cyril: Take him to the dungeon!

Cedric: Not the dungeon, Pop!

Not again!

Cyril: And no color TV. (slam!)

Cedric: Aw, pop!

Narrator: Now that Cyril had uncovered Cedric's plan,

it seemed doomed to failure.

The only hope now lay in getting the note

to Schaeffer and the Raccoons... in time.

♪ (dramatic music) ♪

Schaeffer: Howdy little buddy,

I haven't seen you for a while.

Where have you been?

Broo: Woof-woof!

Schaeffer: Uh-oh!

It looks like the plan is in trouble.

Broo: Woof-woof! Woof!

Schaeffer: And Cedric's been taken to the dungeon.

Sophia: Oh no!

Schaeffer: This is bad news.

We have to rescue Cedric and find out how much Cyril knows.

Bert: Aah, what could old hose-nose possibly know?

Ralph: I'm afraid we'll soon find out.

Schaeffer: Ralph's right.

So here's what we'll do.

Bert, you bring along some of your gunpowder

and we'll solve afterwards.

(quietly whispering)

(owl hoots in distance)

♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

The Bear: Hold!! Who goes there?

Schaeffer: Package for Mr Sneer.

The Bear 2: That must be that shipment of alligators.

The Bear: Put it down over there!

Way over there.

(owl hoots in distance)

Schaeffer: (whistling to himself)

(knock-knock-knock-knock)

(whistling to himself)

Bert: Hey, I thought we were going to get inside the mansion.

Sophia: Just a minor setback.

Broo: Woof!

Bert: Oh boy, oh boy!

It sure is a long ways up.

Sophia: Just keep looking up

and you won't worry about falling.

Bert: It's not the falling I'm worried about.

It's the landing!

(bam!)

(clang)

♪ I can see the light ♪

♪ shine in the night from you ♪

♪ Somewhere in the dark, ♪

♪ a lone spark or two ♪

♪ So why, oh why, ♪

♪ can't I get through to you? ♪

♪ I try and try, ♪

♪ but what more can I do? ♪

♪ Sooner or later ♪

♪ The sooner, the better ♪

♪ Tell her you love her ♪

♪ Never forget her ♪

♪ Sooner than later ♪

♪ The sooner, the better ♪

♪ Well, she knows you love her ♪

♪ Broo: Woof!

♪ Gonna make it forever ♪

♪ The Bear: (grunts)

Broo: Woof!

(crush!)

(Slam!)

(knock-knock) Bert: Cedric, are you okay?

Cedric: Bert!

Sophia!

Sophia: Oh Cedric!

Cedric: What are you doing here?

I'm not supposed to have visitors.

Bert: We're not visitors,

we're liberators!!

Stand back.

Cedric: (gasps) N-no!!!

Wait! Wait, it's not...

(explosion)

(bam!)

...locked!!

Bert: And it never will be! Come on!

(alarm bell ringing)

(siren sounding)

The Bear: Uaagh?!

Cedric: Oh no!

Now Pop's really gonna get mad.

He just had this room redecorated.

Sophia: The plan, Cedric, what went wrong with the plan?

Cedric: There's no time to explain,

but we gotta get to our base.

Pop already knows too much.

The Pigs: The Raccoons have taken Cedric.

Cyril: What?!

They've broken through security?!

Nab them before they escape.

The Pigs: Yes, Sir!

(door squeaks)

(slam!)

♪ (boing-boing-boing-boing)

Cedric: Uh-oh! What do we do now?!

The Bears: (grunting)

Sophia: Schaeffer said he'd take care of getting us out of here.

Bert: Well, where is he?

Hey, there he is!

Yeeeehoooo!

Schaeffer: Come on, jump aboard!

Sophia: Okay.

Schaeffer: Hold on!

Sophia: (gasps) Come on, Bert, it's now or never!

(banging on the door)

Bert: Woaaaaaah!

Uaaah!

Cyril: Cedric!!

Cedric: Uhhh... hi, Pop!

Cyril: Ha-haaa! Now they'll lead me

right to the secret weapon.

You bumbling nitwits! Follow that balloon!!

Get them, or it's bearskin rug time!

The Pig: Um... boss?

Have you got the keys?

Bert: Hey, they're gaining on us!

The Bears: (grunting)

Schaeffer: I hope Ralph and Melissa are ready.

The Bears: (grunting)

Bert: There it is!

♪ (tires squeal)

Cyril: Ha-haaa! I've got them now!

Ralph: Thank goodness! You're just in time.

Melissa: Quick! To your stations!

The Bears: (grunting)

Cyril: Try to pull a fast one on Cyril Sneer?!

Well, it backfired!

Give up while I'm still in a good mood!

Surround them!

Ralph: All set? Bert: All set!

The Pig: There it is, Sir!

The secret weapon!

Cyril: Ha-haa! Now I've got them!

Destroy that weapon!

(laughs) The Pig: Yes, Sir!

(tires squealing)

Cedric: Uh-uh.. wait! Let me explain!!

♪ (dramatic music) ♪

All: (gasp)

Cedric: Woah, Pop!

(CRASH!)

(pop-boing-boing)

Cyril: Uh.. a cake?!

A cake?!?

What is the meaning of all this?

Where is the secret weapon?

(fireworks exploding)

What in blaze...?

(fireworks exploding)

(distant singing) ♪ Happy birthday to you, ♪

Sophia/Cedric: ♪ Happy birthday to youuu ♪

All: ♪ Happy birthday dear Cyril ♪

♪ Happy birthday to youuuu ♪

Schaeffer: Happy birthday, Cyril!

The Pigs: Hip-hip-hooray!

The Bears: Hip-hip-hooray!

(happy chatter, clapping)

Snag: (happy howling)

Cedric: Happy birthday, Pop!

Cyril: (grunts) Ha!

It's not more underwear, is it?

Cedric: Uhm... no, Pop.

Cyril: Well, I.. ohh?

I...

Uhm...

Cedric: Hey, that's okay Pop, I understand.

♪ (gentle music) ♪

(party horn squeaks)

Cyril: Why you, come back here!

You nitwit!

Cedric, who's paying for this?

Where's this chocolate cake?

Get me a fork! Cedric!

And no more surprises!!!

Narrator: And so the surprise party turned out to be

a real surprise for Cyril.

And for everyone else.

And much to everyone's surprise,

Cyril Sneer, though being an aardvark

turned out to be almost human.

Well... almost.

He managed to grumble and groan his way through

five helpings of cake and ice cream.

usic) ♪

♪ Ooooooh ♪

♪ You can run with us ♪

♪ We've got everything you need ♪

♪ Run with us ♪

♪ We are free ♪

♪ Come with us ♪

♪ I see passion in your eyes ♪

♪ Run with us ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oooh, run with us ♪

♪ We've got everything you need ♪

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