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Previously on Monarch...
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You broke my heart ♪
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My body and mind. ♪
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- You stole mama's song!
- You mean before you could?
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Of course you helped Mama die.
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You're just like her.
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Wade, you got a song for me?
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My style does tend more
towards the, uh...
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Lovesick young cowboy?
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Jamie Burke,
producer out of Atlanta.
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Yeah, charmed.
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Nicky, you're so talented.
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I want you to know it really is
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a pleasure meeting you.
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I feel terrible doing this
to Gigi.
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- hat's what you said last time.
- T
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How far along are you?
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Luke doesn't even know yet.
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Dottie was being blackmailed.
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$50,000 a month, every month.
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You tell 'em that Albie Roman
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ain't paying 'em another cent.
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It's done.
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Pretty as the day
I first met you.
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You are too sweet.
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Come on, sugar.
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Right in there.
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Thank you.
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I got here as quick
as I could.
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Any luck figuring out
who these blackmailers are?
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Like I said, they're pros.
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Communication's airtight.
End-to-end encryption,
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asymmetric algorithms.
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In English.
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They're ciphers.
Impossible to trace.
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Then I want you
to set up a meeting.
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What? No, Albie...
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I want to meet
these vultures in person.
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And look 'em in the eye.
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They're gonna pay
for the pain they caused her.
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Albie, I don't think
you understand.
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These people are dangerous.
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Here's
what you don't understand.
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So am I.
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Excuse me, what are
you doing in here? Hey!
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Clive!
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Well, I'm making a ginger
and turmeric smoothie.
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They say it improves your mood.
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Well, it is certainly
not improving mine.
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Do you think two weeks in
the guest house is gonna, like,
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make me forget who you are?
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Actually, the time apart's
been quite the revelation.
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See, we all knew
that your mother
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had terminal cancer, but, uh...
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I always wondered...
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how she passed so quickly.
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And now I know.
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You killed her.
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I did not kill her.
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And I have the proof.
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Oxycodone, Nick,
which you gave to her, no doubt.
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I helped her open the bottle
is what I did.
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That's a distinction
known only to you, me,
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and Dottie-- God rest her soul.
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What do you want?
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Penthouse suite,
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200 grand walking-around money.
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Ah, to start.
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Are you insane?
It's what she wanted.
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Or maybe you wanted
to be Queen of Country
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just a little bit sooner
than Dottie was ready
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to relinquish the crown.
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It's hot as hell.
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Somebody please remind me
why we shoot
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the Roman Family Christmas
special in July again?
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You know why. 'Cause Christmas
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was your mama's
favorite holiday,
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and this way she could
have it twice a year.
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And so a Roman tradition
was born.
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Fake Christmas.
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Which brings us
to why we're all here.
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We are gonna be filming the
special all week, and viewership
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has been a little off lately.
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No kidding.
This show is so dated.
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All we're missing is VCRs
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and "Re-elect Reagan" spots.
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It may be old-fashioned,
but Mama loved tradition, so...
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You know what else Mama liked?
Ratings.
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So why don't we bring this show
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into the 21st century?
You know, maybe update it
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- for the under-80 crowd.
- Spoken like a true millennial.
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Are you two still mad
at each other over the rodeo?
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- I'm not mad at her.
- Why would she be?
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She's the one
who stole my song.
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And now
it's number one on Spotify.
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Technically, it was Mama's song.
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Technically, you're a thieving,
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backstabbing bitch.
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Good, this is just
that Christmas spirit I love.
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Enough.
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This special is a tradition
that your mama loved.
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But, Daddy, everyone knows
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- you never liked it.
- But your mama did.
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Half of a marriage
is partnership.
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And the other half...
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is keeping your mouth shut.
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I'll see y'all at the studio.
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Look at me.
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Is this really
the image that you want
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for one of Monarch's
hottest up-and-coming acts?
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You look adorable.
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That's what the fans want.
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Do you even know
who my fans are?
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They're single moms
and lesbians.
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They don't care about adorable.
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They want honest and real.
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Geeg, I don't know why you
complain about this every year.
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- It's...
- It's tradition, yeah, I know.
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Just like toxic masculinity
and the Confederacy.
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You're really not gonna like
what Clive's done now.
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Unbelievable.
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I-I call him out for cheating,
and then...
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he's the hot stud
and I'm, what am I?
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I'm, oh, I'm pathetic
and I can't move on.
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- Who is she?
- Some young skank. Who cares?
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You need to show your fans
you've moved on
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right now.
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- I mean, you have.
- You mean Wade?
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That's just...
It was just some fling.
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I'm not judging you, sweetie.
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But there's a double standard.
I mean,
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Clive can whore it up all over
town and his stock goes up.
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You need to...
bravely open yourself up
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to a new relationship.
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Something people can root for.
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Go public as a couple with Wade.
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But we're not a couple.
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And the Romans aren't
the perfect family
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that sit around the fire
and sip eggnog
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and sing "Frosty the Snowman."
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But people want to believe
what they want to believe.
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So...
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You, what, you want me to go...
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out on a fake date?
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As your publicist, I think
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you and Wade
will keep you exciting,
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yet still wholesome
and aspirational.
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As your friend, I know
that you and Wade will give
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Clive a taste
of his own medicine.
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- I'll think about it.
- Well, don't think too long.
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Clive is probably making out
with at least
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one of the Kardashians
as we speak.
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Where the hell are they?
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They ain't coming.
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Everybody's a badass
till they ain't.
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Listen, I know we're all
usy with the Christmas special, b
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but we need to talk.
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My sister may be
a giant pain in the ass
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who hates my guts right now,
but I am not...
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gonna sit quietly
in the background
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when her entire future
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with the only woman she ever
loved hangs in the balance
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Nicky, I love her, too.
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- We all do.
- Right, because
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nothing says I love you more
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than sleeping
with the brother-in-law.
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Listen, this wasn't
some sordid affair.
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All right, there are
real feelings here.
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Yeah, but it was
a mistake, obviously.
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We're deeply sorry
for it and it's done.
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Good, because right now we have
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a much bigger problem
that's harder to hide.
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A baby.
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Yeah, well, Gigi and I have been
wanting another one, so...
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I know, which leads me to why
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I invited you both here,
because I think
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I might have a solution that,
that suits all of us.
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So listen up
and keep an open mind.
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Oh, "Deck the Halls,"
how original.
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Psst.
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Yay.
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What brings you by here?
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This is such a surprise.
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What, I need an excuse
to come visit my wife?
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Oh, I see, you want something.
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- I get it.
- No.
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I just, um...
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I've been thinking
a lot about our plan...
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to have another baby.
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Really?
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Right now?
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I know it sounds crazy,
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but since we decided I'd carry,
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what if we fast-track
this whole thing
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and ask Luke to be our donor?
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Luke? My brother?
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Chiseled CEO
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with a daddy complex Luke?
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I know, I...
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Well, what made you think
of him?
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It's common to ask a relative
or a close friend.
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Okay, but
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I'm not sure if having
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another baby right now
is a great idea.
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I-I'm trying to light a fire
under my career.
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Why the rush?
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We have all the time
in the world.
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Gigi, we need you on set.
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- Got to go.
- Oh. Bye.
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Bye, honey.
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I guess
when you're rich and famous,
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you're allowed to have
two Christmases.
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Amazing.
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Mom.
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- Is that Wade Stellings?
- It is.
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I told you
everybody would be here.
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And now you are, too.
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Hey, there.
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You ready to pretend
it's Christmas?
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Hi.
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It's, um...
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It's good to see you again.
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It is, but now I believe
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we're late
for our wardrobe fitting.
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This isn't the junior prom.
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We're here for one reason
and one reason only.
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To work.
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Not to meet cute boys.
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- Bye.
- Roman Family Christmas
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has been Stellings family
viewing since I was little.
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My mama called it
"comfort food for the soul."
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She can't believe
I'm a guest star.
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We're lucky to have you.
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Maybe next time
you'll ask me yourself.
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All right, so this isn't
about the Christmas special.
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You didn't have to have our
publicists arrange another date.
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You could have just asked.
I mean, I have seen you naked.
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Yeah, and it was fun.
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But I'm not
a one-night-stand kind of girl.
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That's why my publicist reached
out-- it's a fake date, PR.
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I'm not here for fake anything.
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All right, why are you here?
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For you.
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Bye.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Hi.
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You doing okay?
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I know Fake Christmas isn't
the same without Mama.
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Nothing's the same without Mama.
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What's wrong, Daddy?
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Well, it's like this.
Your mother...
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she was being blackmailed.
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What? How do you know that?
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Marty.
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Said it'd been going on
for the...
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better part
of the last ten years.
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Well, I don't understand.
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Wh-Who? And why?
260
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,872
"Who" is on my to-do list.
261
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,940
But "why"?
262
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,709
I think she was protecting me.
263
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,080
My affair.
264
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,781
You know,
the one I told you about.
265
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,283
That was years ago.
266
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,417
Somebody must've known.
267
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,785
And you know your mother.
268
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,388
The Roman image was
important to her,
269
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,823
at... at any expense.
270
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,592
I don't think that was it.
271
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,796
The night Mama passed,
she said something to me.
272
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,465
I've done things
that can never
273
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,302
be forgiven.
274
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,270
I didn't know...
275
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,007
what it meant.
I-I still don't, but...
276
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,475
it wasn't about you.
277
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,811
I think Mama may have
secrets of her own.
278
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,660
Another lump of coal
for you, Gigi.
279
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,629
That's okay, Nicky.
280
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,132
'Cause coal turns
into diamonds.
281
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,167
And like Mama always said,
282
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,136
your luck is what you make it.
283
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,205
- And Mama turned her luck...
- Ridiculous.
284
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:36,043
They're grown women now.
285
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,811
:
Oh, don't, don't be a grinch.
286
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,181
They're helping people
feel better about their lives.
287
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,516
We're the first family
of country music.
288
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,518
And that's degrading.
289
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,720
Look, all right, I know you
never had any of this
290
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,222
when you were growing up.
291
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,890
You had no Christmas,
no music...
292
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,560
no love.
293
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,296
But even though our girls
are out there pretending,
294
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,897
the audience,
295
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,200
what they're feeling is real.
296
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,236
Real love, real joy.
297
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,473
Just what I feel every morning
when I wake up with you.
298
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,142
Now don't you think
everybody is entitled
299
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,910
to have just
a little bit of that?
300
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,246
What would I be without you?
301
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,382
Oh, you'd be fine.
302
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,051
And you're never gonna have
to find out because
303
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,820
I'm always gonna be with you.
304
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,193
And Mama turned her luck
305
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,928
into a lot of diamonds.
306
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,064
Mm-hmm.
307
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,599
Cut!
308
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,234
Check it.
309
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,702
Hey, Geeg?
310
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,904
Do not follow me.
311
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,907
Or I'm gonna show you where
to shove that lump of coal.
312
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,442
All right, well,
I need to talk to you.
313
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,945
Please, I need
my best friend right now.
314
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,447
I have a fake date
with Wade Stellings.
315
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,349
- Say what now?
- It's to show everybody
316
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,018
that I'm moving on.
317
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,086
You've done worse for the press.
318
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,122
Just treat it
like a work dinner.
319
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,957
Yep. I slept with him.
320
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,760
Oh.
321
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,962
Now this is getting good.
322
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,633
- So what's the problem?
- He's a lot younger than me.
323
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,968
And I don't even know
who I am with a man anymore.
324
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,438
Would you stop thinking
for once?
325
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,640
Geez Louise! Just go have fun.
326
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,443
Nobody deserves that
more than you do.
327
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,111
Really?
328
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,247
Really.
329
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,650
You're still a sneaky,
conniving bitch, though.
330
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,324
Gigi says now's not
the right time for another baby.
331
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,893
And you know how she is.
332
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,463
Yeah, of course I know
how she is.
333
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,797
She's a Roman.
334
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,432
She's set in her ways.
335
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,501
Well, every day I'm getting
closer to showing.
336
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,137
I mean, there is something
we haven't talked about.
337
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,672
What?
338
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,607
I mean, Nicky has
no say over us.
339
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,676
There is no us, Luke.
340
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,578
That's what I'm saying,
there could be.
341
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,680
No, there can't.
342
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,915
You are my brother-in-law.
And I am in love
343
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,417
with your sister.
344
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,751
We were a mistake.
345
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,853
And-and at this rate,
346
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,522
next week's Jerry Springer.
347
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,857
You're serious?
348
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,026
You really think that plan
of Nicky's is gonna work?
349
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,661
It is ridiculous.
350
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,831
At this point,
it's the only hope I've got.
351
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,167
So if you care about me,
352
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,304
please help me hold
onto the life I want...
353
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,173
...with Gigi.
354
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,322
Um, thank you for dinner.
355
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,556
Hey, I had fun.
356
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,325
Thank you.
357
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,993
And since our publicists
set it up,
358
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,395
it's a tax write-off.
359
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,566
Nicky, I've been crushing
on you for years.
360
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,369
I even had your poster up
in my dorm room.
361
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,238
I used to fantasize about...
362
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,039
Yeah, you can stop right there.
363
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,974
...singing with you
364
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,677
one day.
365
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,314
Hey...
366
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,416
no disrespect
to your marriage, but...
367
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,385
I always hoped
you'd be single someday.
368
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,588
I don't know what to say.
369
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,323
Well...
370
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,925
say you'll do a song with me.
371
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,264
Okay.
372
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,436
You ready?
373
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,937
Thank you.
374
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,873
Nicky Roman,
ladies and gentlemen.
375
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,281
Hey, I'm honored.
376
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,448
Let's hear it.
377
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,919
Picture perfect memories ♪
378
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:43,690
-* Scattered
all around the floor *
- Oh, yeah.
379
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,795
♪ Reaching for the phone
'cause ♪
380
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,232
I can't fight it anymore ♪
381
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,469
♪ And I wonder ♪
382
00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,740
If I ever cross your mind ♪
383
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,977
♪ For me it happens ♪
384
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,980
All the time ♪
385
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,483
It's a quarter after one ♪
386
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,652
I'm all alone ♪
387
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,655
And I need you now ♪
388
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:19,326
♪ And I said I wouldn't call ♪
389
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:23,996
♪ But I'm a little drunk
and I need you now ♪
390
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,999
♪ And I don't know ♪
391
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,503
How I can do without ♪
392
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,005
I just need you ♪
393
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:38,945
Now ♪
394
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,981
I just need you ♪
395
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:48,621
Now. ♪
396
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,258
- There she is.
- Thank you.
397
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,296
Wicky!
398
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,531
Well, that went viral fast.
399
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,667
Given that they've waited
all this time in the heat,
400
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,934
might as well give them
what they want.
401
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,703
Well, if you insist.
402
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,210
I'm not that girl on the poster.
403
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,212
Of course you are.
404
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,382
You're exactly like
I always thought you'd be.
405
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,795
Everybody's shipping "Wicky."
406
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,963
You'll be on next week's cover
for sure.
407
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,133
Well, you can send
18 copies to Clive.
408
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,135
One for every single year
we were married.
409
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,371
Well, you make the cutest elf.
410
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,375
That was the best fake date
I've ever had.
411
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:46,379
Hey, when you're done practicing
your solo, I'll be in my trailer
412
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,581
later if you want to, um,
413
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,651
roast some chestnuts
or... something.
414
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,886
All right.
415
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,488
Hey, Mom.
416
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,089
Hey. Are you done filming?
417
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,658
Do you want me to pick you up?
418
00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,826
Not yet.
419
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,328
They said we're running late.
420
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,162
Looks like I'm gonna be here
until at least midnight.
421
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,764
Oh, okay, okay.
422
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,499
Well, then call me
as soon as you're done.
423
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,267
I will. Love you.
424
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,170
Hey.
425
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,239
Almost too easy.
426
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:35,027
♪ I said I wanna touch
the earth ♪
427
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:38,197
♪ I wanna break it
in my hands ♪
428
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:41,368
I wanna grow something wild ♪
429
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,471
And unruly ♪
430
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:47,874
♪ I wanna sleep
on the hard ground ♪
431
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,711
In the comfort of your arms ♪
432
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:55,047
On a pillow of blue bonnets ♪
433
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:58,551
♪ In a blanket
made of stars, oh ♪
434
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,220
It sounds good ♪
435
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,823
To me ♪
436
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:07,093
I said, cowboy take me ♪
437
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,562
Away ♪
438
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,432
Fly this girl as high ♪
439
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:16,569
♪ As you can
into the wild blue ♪
440
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,573
Set me free, oh ♪
441
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,109
I pray ♪
442
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:26,613
Closer to heaven above ♪
443
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:30,349
And closer to you ♪
444
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:34,153
Closer to you ♪
445
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:43,996
Uh-huh. ♪
446
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,098
Not enough cowboys
around anymore.
447
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,868
Nope.
448
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,837
You know, when I was a kid,
I dressed as a cowboy
449
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,439
for Halloween one year.
450
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,340
I had a lasso and everything.
451
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,175
That's cute.
452
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,210
You don't strike me as a cowboy.
453
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,779
You don't strike me as someone
454
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,714
who wants a cowboy
to take her away.
455
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,984
Well, I'd say everybody wants
456
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,386
a cowboy once in their life.
457
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,389
I know your mom built
this empire
458
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,059
on being the ideal family
and all.
459
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,662
But you don't have
to be perfect all the time.
460
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,329
No one is.
461
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:21,000
My mama always told me
that if...
462
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,302
you act
like everything is perfect,
463
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,137
then...
464
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,739
it will be.
465
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,641
Don't know
if I believe her, but...
466
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,310
Yeah, your mother was
a huge loss.
467
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:33,012
For all of you
in different ways.
468
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,815
You talking about my daddy?
469
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,718
I've, I've...
tried my best to help him...
470
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,720
Well, no one can be
all things to all people
471
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:41,754
without any help.
472
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,823
Have you ever heard
of Dottie Roman?
473
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,091
Yeah, well...
474
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,426
maybe quit worrying
about being Dottie.
475
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,596
And just focus on being Nicky
for a change.
476
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:51,998
Well, that is very easy
for you to say.
477
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,501
Supposedly a woman has to...
478
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,336
be it all, have it all.
479
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,338
Not if she chooses
the right cowboy.
480
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,508
Well, you already
481
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,576
said that...
482
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,178
that's not me.
483
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,214
I can take care of myself.
484
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:09,849
I'm sure you can.
485
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,383
The question is...
486
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:12,919
why would you want to?
487
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,232
I can't believe I'm here.
488
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:28,968
If my mom knew,
she'd kill us both.
489
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:31,103
- Well, should I take you back?
- Are you crazy?
490
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,240
Two weeks ago,
I was in Albuquerque
491
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,875
studying for my chem finals,
492
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,810
and now I'm here.
493
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,445
With you.
494
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,315
I feel like Cinderella.
495
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,152
Your home is beautiful.
496
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,256
Your whole world is beautiful.
497
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,895
So are you.
498
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,310
They're ready for you.
499
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,648
Look at me.
500
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,752
Every time I do this special,
I'm five years old again.
501
00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,755
Nicky is the perfect
pretty princess
502
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:25,625
and I'm the fat gay Nutcracker.
503
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,629
I thought my life
had moved past this.
504
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,130
Hey.
505
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,799
You are my Nutcracker.
506
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,466
Well...
507
00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:36,468
let's hope you still feel that
way after I go out there
508
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,437
and make a big fool of myself.
509
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,840
Then don't.
510
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,942
What do you mean?
511
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,111
Either walk off this set
512
00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:48,214
and tell your family
you're done being their mascot.
513
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,349
Or you quit complaining,
you go out there
514
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:53,019
and you do things your way.
515
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,122
But either way,
you just have to be yourself.
516
00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,692
So...
517
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,894
get cracking.
518
00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:19,178
- Okay.
- Okay.
519
00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:26,986
Y'all been watching
Fake Christmas all week.
520
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,155
Well, I'm fixin'
to show y'all something real.
521
00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:35,027
♪ My mama told me
when I was young ♪
522
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:38,430
We are all born superstars ♪
523
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:43,269
♪ She rolled my hair
and put my lipstick on ♪
524
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:46,338
In the glass of her boudoir ♪
525
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:52,011
♪ "There's nothing wrong
with loving who you are ♪
526
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,947
♪ "'Cause he made you
perfect, babe ♪
527
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,786
♪ So hold your head up,
girl, and you'll go far" ♪
528
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:03,189
Listen to me when I say ♪
529
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:07,459
♪ I'm beautiful in my way
'cause God makes no mistakes ♪
530
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:10,429
I'm on the right track, baby ♪
531
00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:12,631
I was born this way ♪
532
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,870
♪ Don't be a drag,
just be a queen ♪
533
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:20,873
♪ Don't be a drag, just be
a queen, don't be a drag ♪
534
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,310
Just be a queen ♪
535
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:35,654
♪ No matter gay, straight or bi,
lesbian, transgender life ♪
536
00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:40,059
♪ I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born to survive ♪
537
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:43,562
♪ I was born this way, hey,
I was born this way, hey ♪
538
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:46,498
I'm on the right track, baby ♪
539
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,334
I was born this ♪
540
00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:51,804
Way. ♪
541
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,288
I am an old woman ♪
542
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:12,124
Named after my mother ♪
543
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:15,494
My old man is another ♪
544
00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:18,865
Child who's grown old ♪
545
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,301
If dreams were lightning ♪
546
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,438
And thunder were desire ♪
547
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:29,976
♪ This old house
would've burned down ♪
548
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,979
A long time ago ♪
549
00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:37,283
Make me an angel ♪
550
00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:40,953
That flies from Montgomery ♪
551
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,823
Make me a poster ♪
552
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,558
Of an old rodeo ♪
553
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:51,297
Just give me one thing ♪
554
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:54,633
That I can hold on to ♪
555
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,837
To believe in this livin' ♪
556
00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:02,008
Is just a hard way to go ♪
557
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,676
To believe in this livin' ♪
558
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:09,248
Is just a hard way to go. ♪
559
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,421
It's real good, Albie.
560
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,725
I'm gonna have to wrap this up.
561
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,727
Family is gathering
562
00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,495
for...
563
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:26,365
Fake Christmas dinner tonight.
564
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,268
Much as I'd rather be
anywhere else.
565
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,039
Care to join us?
566
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,174
Oh, I-I think
the Roman family's had
567
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,509
their fill of me
for the moment, but thank you.
568
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:41,447
Nicky worries about you,
you know.
569
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:46,218
Well, I can't
say she's wrong to.
570
00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:49,856
Haven't quite been myself
since Dot passed.
571
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,524
Holidays can be hard.
572
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:53,792
Even fake ones.
573
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,896
I never knew my father.
574
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,798
He was out of the picture
before I was three.
575
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,034
But it doesn't make it
any easier,
576
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,469
especially around the holidays.
577
00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:05,905
What's your point, son?
578
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:08,807
This Fake Christmas dinner--
579
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,977
your family's
gonna be missing Dottie.
580
00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:14,246
Don't let 'em miss you, too.
581
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:24,456
- All right.
- Right.
582
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,058
You sure you're ready for this?
583
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,060
Fake Christmas without Mama?
584
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:30,296
Hell, it'll probably be easier
than it was with her.
585
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,598
Just promise me
you'll go easier on Nicky
586
00:30:32,731 --> 00:30:34,901
than you did
at that Christmas set. Please.
587
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,102
Can I ask you?
588
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,770
Do you think
I can really do this?
589
00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:42,074
Become a performer
and still stay true to who I am?
590
00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:44,076
If anyone can, it's you.
591
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:46,512
Even with two kids?
592
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:51,783
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
593
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,020
Why not ask Luke to help us out?
594
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,422
As much as my siblings
drive me crazy,
595
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:58,790
I'd still hate for Summer
to be without one.
596
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,593
Okay.
597
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:09,301
Nellie.
598
00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:10,937
- Mm.
- You have been a busy bee.
599
00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,372
Have y'all seen
her new QVC commercial?
600
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:15,874
I bought the entire
Nellie Bean collection.
601
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,809
And I don't even wear lingerie.
602
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,312
Not often, anyway.
603
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,316
Thank you, sugar.
Well, I think you'd look fine
604
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:28,454
in my signature
cream soda beige negligee.
605
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,990
It's authentic faux silk.
606
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,993
I got something I want to say.
607
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:36,328
Albie Roman giving a toast?
608
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:37,964
This is a Christmas miracle.
609
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,999
I just want to take a minute
610
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,801
to appreciate
611
00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:45,004
the woman
that brought us all together.
612
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,672
Dottie Roman made up
a fake holiday,
613
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:50,342
but she did it so we'd spend
some real time together.
614
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,311
So I hereby promise
615
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:56,648
on this holy night
of Fake Christmas Eve
616
00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:59,651
to step up and help guide
this family into the future
617
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:01,187
like Mama would've wanted.
618
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,189
Merry Fake Christmas, everybody.
619
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,191
Merry Fake Christmas.
620
00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:06,993
So, time for presents?
621
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,995
Unfortunately, won't be any
622
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:11,363
of Dottie's homemade scarves
this year.
623
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:13,765
Another Christmas miracle.
624
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:20,206
- For me?
- Yeah.
625
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:23,109
Everybody, so...
626
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:26,012
there's gonna be a new elf
on the shelf next year.
627
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:27,713
We're trying for another baby.
628
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:34,220
Who's the father this time?
629
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,222
- Luke.
- Wait, what?
630
00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:39,058
Just don't think about it
too hard. Just let it go.
631
00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:42,228
Thank you, Daddy.
632
00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,402
Merry Christmas, Uncle Luke.
633
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,572
Doesn't quite have the same ring
as "Dad," does it?
634
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,608
I know.
635
00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,745
But it's better this way
for everyone.
636
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,249
Listen, I...
637
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,916
I know
you're dealing with a lot.
638
00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,752
Mama. Clive.
639
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,755
Now I'm gonna add
another problem to your pile.
640
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,823
I got a call today
641
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,593
from the assistant prosecutor
of Travis County.
642
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,295
They want a meeting.
643
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,930
- Why?
- The level of opiates
644
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,599
in Mama's system.
645
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,234
They won't let it go.
646
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,336
- They have questions.
- Well, you tell them
647
00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:25,837
the truth--
that you weren't there,
648
00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,773
you don't know what happened
and you don't know who was.
649
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,408
I'm sorry, Nick,
if I wasn't clear.
650
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:32,111
The prosecutor's questions
are for you.
651
00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,793
You done for the night?
652
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,961
- Yeah.
- Mm.
653
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,531
Mm.
654
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,701
So you really did have
to work late.
655
00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,137
This time.
656
00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:01,107
You knew?
657
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,274
Mm-hmm.
658
00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:03,975
I called set last night
to check on you.
659
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,811
They told me
they released you hours ago.
660
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,713
Ana,
661
00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,149
you're not gonna be a star
by sleeping with that boy.
662
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:11,983
I didn't. Not even close.
663
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,722
It's just that...
664
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:20,392
I know people like the Romans.
665
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,794
They use people
and they toss them out.
666
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:26,165
And I won't let them do that
to you.
667
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,168
Do you understand?
668
00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,678
Okay, Albie. Ready.
669
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,847
And action.
670
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,850
Y'all may not know this,
671
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:49,020
but I've never been one
for Fake Christmas
672
00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:51,523
or real Christmas,
for that matter.
673
00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:54,560
Dottie Roman changed all that.
674
00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:57,196
And even though she's not here
in person tonight,
675
00:34:57,263 --> 00:35:01,200
her spirit will be part
of this special forever.
676
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:05,003
So happy holidays from us,
677
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,872
and, like Santa,
678
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:10,609
the Roman family will always be
here for you on Christmas,
679
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,378
fake or otherwise.
680
00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:26,057
Silent night ♪
681
00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:30,061
Holy night ♪
682
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:34,099
All is calm ♪
683
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:38,036
All is bright ♪
684
00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:42,073
Round yon virgin ♪
685
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:45,911
Mother and child ♪
686
00:35:46,044 --> 00:35:49,548
Holy infant ♪
687
00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:54,052
So tender and mild ♪
688
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:58,224
Sleep in heavenly ♪
689
00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:02,093
Peace ♪
690
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:06,232
Sleep in heavenly ♪
691
00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:10,602
Peace ♪
692
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:18,109
Silent night ♪
693
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:22,080
Holy night ♪
694
00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:26,084
Shepherds quake ♪
695
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:30,088
At the sight ♪
696
00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:34,326
Glories stream ♪
697
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:38,129
From heaven afar ♪
698
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:41,767
Heavenly hosts ♪
699
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:45,604
Sing hallelujah ♪
700
00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:49,174
Christ the Savior ♪
701
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:54,145
Is born ♪
702
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:57,516
Christ the Savior ♪
703
00:36:57,649 --> 00:37:01,487
Is born ♪
704
00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:06,124
-* Ooh... *
-* Ooh... ♪
705
00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:09,961
Radiant beams ♪
706
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:14,165
-* From Thy holy face *
-* Ooh... ♪
707
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,902
With the dawn ♪
708
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:22,073
Of redeeming grace ♪
709
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:25,311
Jesus Lord ♪
710
00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:30,316
At Thy birth ♪
711
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,250
Merry Fake Christmas, baby.
712
00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:35,521
Jesus Lord ♪
713
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:40,326
At Thy birth ♪
714
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:49,034
Mmm... ♪
715
00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:54,873
Beautiful, beautiful!
That's a wrap, folks!
716
00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:00,211
Great job, everyone!
717
00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:06,251
Oh. Thank you.
718
00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:09,220
A little late, Albie.
719
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,557
What's so important
that it couldn't wait?
720
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:12,858
Sit down, Nell.
721
00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:22,267
You and Dot
were thick as thieves.
722
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,604
All right.
723
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,374
Dottie said something
fore she passed.
724
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,976
She said
that she'd done something.
725
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,310
Something...
726
00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,079
that was unforgivable.
727
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,314
Well, it was Dottie.
728
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,617
We might want
to narrow that down a touch.
729
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:39,785
Nellie.
730
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:41,753
Think.
731
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,589
This is important.
732
00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:46,458
You know...
733
00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,595
She swore me to secrecy.
734
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:53,064
A sister's loyalty
survives death.
735
00:38:53,131 --> 00:38:55,100
You live rent-free
on my property.
736
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:57,603
You got loyalty to me, too, Nell.
737
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:08,647
You remember that barn fire
40 or so years ago?
738
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,417
Yeah, I was on tour.
It burned to the ground.
739
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,752
And...
740
00:39:13,819 --> 00:39:15,787
and you were told that Rosa,
741
00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,022
your lady friend,
742
00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:19,157
caused that fire...
743
00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:21,860
...and ran off
744
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,029
so she wouldn't be blamed.
745
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:25,130
That's right.
746
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,132
Because that was Dottie's story.
747
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,634
And no one questioned her.
748
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:31,637
But let me ask you this.
749
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:36,307
How do you think
Dottie's horses got out safe?
750
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,143
Ahead of time?
751
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,990
Rosa didn't cause that fire.
752
00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:56,795
And she didn't run off.
753
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:25,056
She died in that fire.
754
00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:29,528
Just as Dottie intended.
755
00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,663
No. No.
756
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,198
No, she wouldn't have.
757
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:36,201
Lord knows she had a temper,
but come on, Nell.
758
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,671
She saw Rosa as a threat
to your future together.
759
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,172
Your family.
760
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,009
The dynasty she was building.
761
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:46,044
She didn't have to worry.
762
00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:49,515
Rosa wasn't a threat
to anything.
763
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:54,219
Well, Dottie didn't like
to take chances.
764
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,561
Good night.
765
00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:22,581
So, what now?
766
00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,750
Daddy.
767
00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,586
Go inside.
768
00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,888
Hug your babies.
769
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:31,990
Try to get some sleep.
770
00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:34,392
And the rest...
771
00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:37,262
is tomorrow's problem.
772
00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:34,152
Hey.
773
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,553
Ace?
774
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:37,455
Hey, what are you...
775
00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:38,657
what are you doing?
776
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,032
I saw it all.
777
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,169
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