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♪ HERE'S THE STORY ♪
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♪ OF A LOVELY LADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BRINGING UP
THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLS ♪
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♪ ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD ♪
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♪ LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪
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♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪
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♪ IT'S THE STORY OF
A MAN NAMED BRADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BUSY WITH
THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN ♪
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♪ THEY WERE FOUR MEN
LIVING ALL TOGETHER ♪
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♪ YET THEY WERE ALL ALONE ♪
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♪ TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN
THE LADY MET THIS FELLOW ♪
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♪ AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS
MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT THIS GROUP MUST
SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ALL
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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[door closing]
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ALICE, ALICE!
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THE MOST WONDERFUL THING IN
THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD HAPPENED!
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YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR THE
MOST POPULAR GIRL IN YOUR CLASS.
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I WAS NOMINATED FOR...
CONGRATULATIONS.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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WELL, PETER BEAT YOU HOME BY A
GLASS OF MILK AND A SLICE OF BALONEY.
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WELL, ISN'T IT TERRIFIC?
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TERRIFIC. I THINK YOUR
CLASSMATES HAVE GOT REAL CLASS.
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THANKS!
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HI, BOBBY. HI, JAN.
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BOBBY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL TODAY.
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I KNOW, YOU GOT NOMINATED
FOR MOST POPULAR GIRL.
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THAT'S GREAT!
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WELL, AT LEAST MARCIA
WILL BE SURPRISED.
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I ALREADY HEARD. YEAH. ME, TOO.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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HONESTLY, SURPRISING
PEOPLE IN THIS FAMILY
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[Jan and Marcia giggling] IS HARDER THAN
SMUGGLING SUNRISE PAST A ROOSTER.
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WE THINK IT'S SUPER.
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YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE
A HARD TIME WINNING
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WITH A GIRL LIKE KATHY
WILLIAMS IN THE CONTEST.
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WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER?
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WELL, SHE'S GOT THE 3 B's.
BEAUTIFUL, BRAINY AND BUILT.
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OH, JAN, THAT'S NOT EVERYTHING.
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AT MY AGE, IT'S NOTHING.
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[laughing]
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(Marcia) YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO GET OUT THERE
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AND CAMPAIGN HARD.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT WORRIED.
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GOOD.
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I PASSED WORRIED AN HOUR AGO,
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NOW I'M TERRIFIED.
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[chuckling] SIR, MAY I
PLEASE REMIND YOU
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THAT I'M A HAPPILY MARRIED
WOMAN AND A MOTHER.
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YEAH, THIS IS HOW
YOU GET THAT WAY.
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[both chuckling]
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LISTEN, I BRING YOU GOOD NEWS.
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OH, FIRST, LET ME TELL
YOU MY GOOD NEWS.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT JAN
WAS NOMINATED THE MOST...
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THE MOST POPULAR
GIRL IN THE CLASS. YEAH.
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6 KIDS AND THE HOUSEKEEPER LAID IT ON
ME BEFORE I HAD BOTH FEET IN THE DOOR.
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OK, WHAT'S THE NEW GOOD NEWS?
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YOU KNOW THAT LONG WEEKEND
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WE'VE BEEN PLANNING
FOR OVER A YEAR? YEAH.
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WE ARE GOING ON THE 8TH.
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YEAH, EVERYTHING'S
ARRANGED AT THE OFFICE.
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OH, HONEY, THAT'S TERRIFIC!
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OH, IT'LL BE LIKE A
2ND HONEYMOON. HMM.
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AH, THAT'S ONE RERUN I'M
REALLY GONNA ENJOY. YUP.
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YOU'LL NEED LOT OF "VOTE
FOR JAN BRADY" POSTERS.
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THAT'S RIGHT, AND
LOTS OF HANDBILLS, TOO.
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AND I'M GONNA NEED
ALL THE HELP I CAN GET
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'CAUSE THE ELECTION'S NEXT WEEK.
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AND IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING THAT I
CAN DO FOR YOU, ANYTHING AT ALL, JUST ASK.
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YOU CAN TAKE MY
TURN AT THE DENTIST.
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[girls giggling] I'D
EVEN PROMISE THAT.
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HEY, JAN, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
NEED IS A GOOD CAMPAIGN MANAGER
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TO COORDINATE ALL YOUR
ACTIVITIES AT SCHOOL.
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YEAH, BUT WHO?
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IT'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE
WHO GOES TO MY SCHOOL,
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AND SOMEONE WHO...
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HEY! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME?
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PETER!
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IF HE'LL DO IT.
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OF COURSE, HE'LL DO
IT. HE'S MY BROTHER.
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AND BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.
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NO WAY!
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BUT, PETER, YOU'RE MY BROTHER.
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AND BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.
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SO WHAT? SO'S GLUE.
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WHY WON'T YOU DO IT?
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PERSONAL REASONS.
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YEAH, AND HER
NAME'S KATHY WILLIAMS.
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WHAT ABOUT KATHY WILLIAMS?
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WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, SHE
ASKED ME TO MANAGE HER CAMPAIGN.
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AND YOU'D ACTUALLY
HELP HER INSTEAD OF ME?
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WELL, I DIDN'T SAY I WOULD YET,
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BUT YOU'RE ONLY MY
SISTER. SHE'S A GIRL.
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BUT, PETER, I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE
WITHOUT A GOOD CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
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PLEASE.
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I'LL PROMISE ANYTHING IN RETURN
FOR YOUR HELP. NAME YOUR PRICE.
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I CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
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OH, BUT, PETER. I...
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I CAN, A LOT CHEAPER, TOO.
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BOBBY, THE PERSON WHO'S GONNA BE MY
CAMPAIGN MANAGER HAS TO GO TO MY SCHOOL,
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BUT I CAN STILL USE YOUR HELP.
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PETER.
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ON 2ND THOUGHT, JAN,
IF YOU REALLY MEAN
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TO PROMISE ANYTHING
IN RETURN FOR MY HELP.
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ANYTHING, PETER, JUST NAME IT.
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WELL, I COULD USE A SMALL
LOAN, JUST... YOU'VE GOT IT.
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WELL, YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW FOR WHAT. WHO CARES?
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
FOR HOW MUCH. WHO CARES?
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WHEN DO I HAVE TO PAY
YOU BACK? WHO CARES?
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YOU GOT YOURSELF
A CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
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MY HEART BELONGS TO KATHY,
BUT MY BLOOD BELONGS TO YOU.
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THANKS, PETER, I
REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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I CAN BE HIS ASSISTANT
FOR A SMALLER LOAN.
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IT'S A DEAL.
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[chuckling]
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ALICE, DID I GET A PHONE CALL
FROM A GUY NAMED RICHIE?
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IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT.
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NO, AND IT MIGHT BE QUICKER
IF HE SENT YOU A TELEGRAM.
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WHAT?
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WELL, SEE WHAT I'M DOING IS MAKING
A LOT OF POSTERS AND HANDBILLS
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AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
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AND HER 3 MINUTES WERE
UP ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO.
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(Jan) AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING I
CAN DO FOR YOU, JUST NAME IT.
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NO. I MEAN IT. ANYTHING.
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LIKE BABY-SITTING FOR YOUR
LITTLE BROTHER OR WHATEVER.
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I'M YOUR FRIEND FOR LIFE.
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YEAH, SURE. OK, THANKS. BYE.
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AND IF YOU WANT ANOTHER FRIEND
FOR LIFE, LET ME MAKE A CALL, HUH?
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SURE. THANKS.
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JUST AS SOON AS I
MAKE ONE MORE CALL.
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[sighing]
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JAN, YOU, UH, WANT VOTES, HUH?
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DO I EVER.
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WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF
I SAID I HAVE FRIENDS IN SCHOOL
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WHO HAVE BROTHERS AND
SISTERS THAT GO TO YOUR SCHOOL
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WHO MIGHT BE TALKED
INTO VOTING FOR YOU?
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I'D SAY, MAKE YOUR CALL.
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AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN DO FOR YOU, JUST NAME IT.
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I WILL.
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AH, BEAT ME HOME, HUH?
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UH, YES.
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I'VE BEEN GONE SHOPPING FOR
OUR WEEKEND AT THE BEACH.
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WELL... WHAT DO
YOU THINK, HONEY?
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DOES IT DO ANYTHING FOR ME?
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HEY, NOT NEAR AS MUCH
AS IT'S GONNA DO FOR ME.
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BE A LITTLE CHILLY ON
THE BEACH AT NIGHT.
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AT NIGHT?
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[sighing] WE DON'T HAVE A ROOM.
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OH, NO, MIKE. DIDN'T
YOU GET A RESERVATION?
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HONEY, EVERYTHING'S BOOKED
SOLID FOR THE WEEKEND OF THE 8TH.
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I EVEN CALLED A FRIEND
OF A FRIEND. AND?
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NOW WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
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WELL, THERE GOES OUR WEEKEND
AND OUR 2ND HONEYMOON.
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YEAH, BUT NOT NECESSARILY.
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LISTEN, I WAS JUST THINKING.
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SINCE EVERYBODY'S
FLOCKING TO THE BEACH,
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WHY DON'T WE FLOCK
TO THE MOUNTAINS?
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THEY'RE HAVING GOOD SKIING.
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OH, MIKE, WE
HAVEN'T SKIED IN AGES.
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WELL, WHO SKIS ON HONEYMOONS?
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HEY, MAYBE YOU'RE
RIGHT. MMM-HMM.
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WE COULD LIMP AROUND.
NOBODY'LL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
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YEAH, RIGHT, I'LL MAKE
RESERVATIONS FIRST THING.
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WELL, OK.
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SO LONG, BIKINI. I'VE GOT TO TRADE
YOU IN FOR SOME LONG UNDERWEAR.
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HI, ALICE. HI, HONEY.
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♪ [humming]
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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HELPING YOU GET ELECTED.
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YOU CAN'T VERY WELL
PASS OUT CIGARS AT SCHOOL,
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BUT, UH, YOU COULD
PASS OUT THESE.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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HOMEMADE FORTUNE COOKIE.
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THERE'S A LITTLE
MESSAGE INSIDE EACH ONE.
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"BE A SMART COOKIE.
VOTE FOR JAN BRADY."
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OH, THAT'S A SUPER
IDEA, ALICE. THANK YOU.
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CINDY, LOOK.
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"VOTE FOR JAN BRADY."
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I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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I'LL PUT THIS POSTER
ON THE BACK OF THE CAR,
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AND I'LL DRIVE JAN AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
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AND THEN SHE CAN PASS OUT
THOSE COOKIES THAT ALICE MADE.
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YEAH, AND I'VE GOT AN IDEA, TOO.
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I'M MAKING AN AD FOR JAN TO
PUT IN HER SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
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[chuckles]
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT
WORD THAT YOU WRITE
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WHEN YOU DON'T WANT
ANYBODY TO KNOW YOUR NAME?
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UH, YOU MEAN ANONYMOUS?
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YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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"ANONYMOUS."
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THERE. HOW'S THIS SOUND?
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"VOTE FOR JAN BRADY,
MOST POPULAR GIRL.
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"SHE'S PRETTY AND
SMART AND NICE AND KIND.
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"I OUGHT TO KNOW
'CAUSE I'M HER SISTER.
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SIGNED, ANONYMOUS."
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OH, CINDY!
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[laughing]
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CAN'T YOU HAVE BORROWED
A BETTER MACHINE?
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STOP COMPLAINING
AND KEEP CRANKING.
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HEY, IF THAT'S MONEY
YOU'RE PRINTING UP
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I'LL TAKE A PACKAGE OF 100s.
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THESE ARE HANDBILLS
FOR JAN'S CAMPAIGN.
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YEAH? LET ME SEE.
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THEY'RE GREAT EXCEPT FOR
ONE LITTLE THING. WHAT'S THAT?
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THEY'RE SO MESSY,
YOU CAN'T READ 'EM.
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OH, WELL, THESE FIRST
ONES ARE JUST SAMPLES.
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[chuckles] THEY'LL GET BETTER.
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AND IF THEY DON'T, YOU GOT A
GOOD SMEAR CAMPAIGN GOING.
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(Peter) VOTE FOR JAN BRADY!
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BE SURE TO VOTE FOR JAN BRADY.
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JAN BRADY FOR MOST POPULAR GIRL.
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VOTE FOR JAN BRADY.
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BE SURE TO VOTE FOR JAN BRADY.
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JAN BRADY FOR MOST
POPULAR GIRL. DON'T FORGET.
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VOTE FOR JAN BRADY. BE
SURE TO VOTE FOR JAN BRADY.
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JAN BRADY FOR MOST POPULAR GIRL.
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AND IF YOU DO VOTE FOR
ME, I'LL NEVER EVER FORGET IT.
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IF ANY OF YOU EVER NEEDS A
FAVOR, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK.
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00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:34,100
(Herman) YOU REALLY
MEAN THAT, JAN?
223
00:09:34,124 --> 00:09:35,467
OF COURSE I DO, HERMAN.
224
00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,837
WELL, I'VE GOT A FAVOR TO ASK.
225
00:09:37,861 --> 00:09:39,741
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
226
00:09:41,598 --> 00:09:43,831
I'M FLUNKING ALGEBRA,
AND I NEED HELP.
227
00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:44,966
YOU'VE GOT IT.
228
00:09:45,035 --> 00:09:46,834
MY BROTHER GREG
IS A WHIZ AT ALGEBRA.
229
00:09:46,903 --> 00:09:48,569
HE'LL GIVE YOU ALL
THE HELP YOU NEED.
230
00:09:48,638 --> 00:09:50,283
GEE, THANKS. THAT'D BE SUPER.
231
00:09:50,307 --> 00:09:51,473
NO PROBLEM.
232
00:09:51,541 --> 00:09:53,992
JUST REMEMBER, JAN BRADY
FOR MOST POPULAR GIRL.
233
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,343
YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE.
234
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,513
HEY, JAN? OH, HI, SHIRLEY.
235
00:09:58,581 --> 00:10:01,232
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT BABY-SITTING FOR MY BROTHER?
236
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,678
SURE DO. IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO
237
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,147
FOR A FRIEND WHO'S
VOTING FOR ME.
238
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,604
I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN, OK?
239
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,905
OK. ANYTIME, SHIRLEY.
240
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,352
OK. BYE-BYE. BYE.
241
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,602
(Peter) HEY, JAN? YEAH.
242
00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:11,971
HOW GOES THE CAMPAIGN?
243
00:10:11,995 --> 00:10:13,277
OK, I HOPE.
244
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,906
GEE, IT SURE TAKES
A LOT OF PROMISES
245
00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:16,130
TO GET ELECTED, DOESN'T IT?
246
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,976
WHO HAVE YOU GOT
THINGS PROMISED TO?
247
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,133
EVERYBODY.
248
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,812
DO YOU THINK I HAVE A
CHANCE TO WIN, PETER?
249
00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:23,597
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU A GOOD
WAY TO FIND OUT. HOW?
250
00:10:24,674 --> 00:10:27,036
COUNT THE VOTES AT THE
ELECTION THIS AFTERNOON.
251
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,300
HERE, REMEMBER.
VOTE FOR JAN BRADY.
252
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,311
OH, YOUR WEEKEND IN THE
MOUNTAINS SOUNDS HEAVENLY.
253
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,413
IT'LL DO YOU AND MR. BRADY
A... A WORLD OF GOOD
254
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,381
TO GET AWAY ON YOUR
OWN FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
255
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:42,173
OH, YEAH, BUT IT SURE IS GONNA
SEEM STRANGE WITHOUT THE KIDS, ALICE.
256
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,275
YOU KNOW, RAISING A
FAMILY GETS TO BE A HABIT.
257
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,145
YEAH, NOW THERE'S A HABIT
I'D LIKE TO TALK SAM INTO.
258
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,214
[laughing]
259
00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:50,931
[mimicking fanfare]
260
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,200
PRESENTING HER ROYAL MAJESTY,
261
00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,536
THE MOST POPULAR
GIRL IN HER CLASS,
262
00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,438
JAN BRADY!
263
00:10:57,507 --> 00:10:59,051
MOM, I WON. I ACTUALLY WON.
264
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,986
OH, JAN, THAT'S
GREAT. BEAUTIFUL.
265
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:03,110
ALL OF MY HARD
WORK FINALLY PAID OFF.
266
00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,174
AND EVERYBODY ELSE
WHO HELPED. OH, YEAH.
267
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,743
OH, ISN'T IT FANTASTIC? YES.
268
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,177
OH, THIS CALLS
FOR A CELEBRATION.
269
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,546
NOW I'M GOING TO PREPARE
A SPECIAL DISH TONIGHT.
270
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,504
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
SOMETHING REALLY FAR OUT.
271
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:14,706
WHAT'S THAT, ALICE?
272
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,418
A RECIPE WITH MEAT IN IT.
273
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,354
[Carol laughing] I'M GONNA TELL
ALL THE OTHERS WHAT HAPPENED.
274
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,895
YEAH. YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
275
00:11:20,964 --> 00:11:22,263
GREG!
276
00:11:22,332 --> 00:11:24,399
LOOK, I GOT TO GO NOW. BYE.
277
00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:25,800
GREG, I WON.
278
00:11:25,868 --> 00:11:28,002
I WAS VOTED MOST POPULAR GIRL.
279
00:11:28,071 --> 00:11:29,136
I KNOW.
280
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,671
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
281
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:33,408
THAT CALL WAS FROM SOME KID
IN YOUR CLASS NAMED HERMAN.
282
00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:35,009
HERMAN? WHAT DID HE WANT?
283
00:11:35,078 --> 00:11:36,505
WELL, HE'S GOT SOME STUPID IDEA
284
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,374
THAT I'M GONNA HELP
HIM WITH HIS ALGEBRA.
285
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,958
OH, THAT. WELL, I DID SORT OF
PROMISE HIM THAT YOU WOULD.
286
00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:43,495
WELL, YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO
PROMISE HIM I'D DO ANYTHING.
287
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,252
WELL, I NEEDED HIS VOTE.
288
00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:47,005
[laughing] WELL...
289
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,973
I DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
TIME TO HELP HERMAN.
290
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,841
I'VE GOT MY OWN
STUDIES TO WORRY ABOUT.
291
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,231
DON'T WORRY, HE'LL FIND
SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP HIM.
292
00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:55,975
BUT YOU MADE HIM A PROMISE.
293
00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:57,549
ONLY A CAMPAIGN PROMISE.
294
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,428
THE ELECTION'S
OVER NOW, AND I WON.
295
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,785
THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.
296
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,861
(Shirley) OH, JAN!
297
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,429
OH, HI, SHIRLEY.
298
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,130
I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU.
299
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,466
I REALLY NEED THAT
FAVOR. WHAT FAVOR?
300
00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:18,286
YOU SAID YOU'D BABY-SIT FOR MY
LITTLE BROTHER. HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
301
00:12:18,355 --> 00:12:21,417
NOT TONIGHT. I'LL DO
IT SOME OTHER TIME.
302
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,991
BUT YOU PROMISED, AND THIS
IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
303
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,197
I'M SORRY, I'M BUSY TONIGHT.
304
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,130
(Herman) JUST A MINUTE.
305
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,832
THANKS A LOT, MISS
POPULARITY. WHAT FOR?
306
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,700
FOR NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT!
307
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,524
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
308
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,372
WELL, YOU SAID YOUR BROTHER GREG WAS
GONNA HELP ME WITH ALGEBRA, DIDN'T YOU?
309
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,396
OH, WELL, DON'T
BLAME ME. BLAME GREG.
310
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,376
BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PROMISED!
311
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,967
WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
I WAS SURE HE'D HELP.
312
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,181
I WISH I COULD BUY MY VOTE BACK.
313
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,083
AND SO DO A LOT OF THE KIDS.
314
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,339
THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.
315
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,876
GOING HOME, PETE?
316
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,711
YEAH, IN A COUPLE MINUTES.
317
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,900
BOY, THE KIDS SURE DON'T
LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE ACTING.
318
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:06,234
I SIMPLY DON'T HAVE TIME ENOUGH
TO DO EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY.
319
00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,180
WELL, THEY'RE ALL
PRETTY DOWN ON YOU.
320
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,573
ARE YOU KIDDING? JAN BRADY'S
THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN HER CLASS.
321
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,944
[inaudible]
322
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,903
NO WAY. WE HAVEN'T
GOT ENOUGH MONEY.
323
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,106
WITH A SISTER LIKE JAN,
YOU DON'T NEED ENEMIES.
324
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,295
HI, MEN.
325
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,955
HEY, DAD! DAD?
326
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,379
DAD, COULD WE SEE
YOU FOR A SECOND?
327
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,315
WHAT'S UP?
328
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,429
ANY CHANCE OF GETTING AN
ADVANCE ON OUR FUTURE ALLOWANCES?
329
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,648
[sighing] HOW FAR IN THE
FUTURE IS THAT FUTURE?
330
00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:44,788
NOT TOO FAR. WE'LL LIVE
LONG ENOUGH TO REPAY IT.
331
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,036
SEE, I PUT DOWN AN
$8 DEPOSIT ON A RADIO,
332
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,205
AND BOBBY PUT A $3
DEPOSIT ON A SKATEBOARD.
333
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,874
AND NOW WE'VE GOT A
PROBLEM. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
334
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,581
WELL, I HAVEN'T GOT THE $8,
AND BOBBY HASN'T GOT THE $3.
335
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:57,530
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. HOW COULD YOU
PUT DOWN MONEY THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE?
336
00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:58,953
WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE IT.
337
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,433
BUT JAN WELCHED OUT ON
HER PROMISE TO LOAN IT TO US.
338
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:03,886
WELL, I'M SURE JAN HAS A REASON
FOR BREAKING HER PROMISE.
339
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,793
SHE SURE DOES. SHE'S A PHONY.
340
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:07,711
(Bobby) SHE JUST USED
US TO GET ELECTED.
341
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,892
WE'VE GOT 5 OTHER KIDS.
342
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,460
COULD WE PUT HER
UP FOR ADOPTION?
343
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,866
[laughing]
344
00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:14,613
I DON'T THINK SO.
345
00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:16,047
LOOK, DON'T BE TOO HARD ON HER.
346
00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:18,116
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN
DO ABOUT THE ADVANCE.
347
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,373
THANKS, DAD.
348
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,280
HI, HONEY. I'M HOME.
349
00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:27,948
(Carol) BE RIGHT
THERE, SWEETHEART!
350
00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,817
DID YOU GET THE SKI
LODGE RESERVATION?
351
00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:32,565
YEAH, NO PROBLEM. THEY'RE
GONNA CALL BACK AND CONFIRM IT.
352
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:34,622
I WAS ABLE TO EXCHANGE
THE BEACH THINGS.
353
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,325
IT CAME OUT EVEN. YOU LIKE?
354
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,472
HEY, YEAH, I DO LIKE.
355
00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:42,430
OF COURSE, IT LEAVES A LITTLE MORE
TO THE IMAGINATION THAN THE BIKINI.
356
00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:45,199
BUT WITH AN IMAGINATION
LIKE MINE, I COME OUT AHEAD.
357
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:48,569
YOUR IMAGINATION MAY BE GOOD, BUT
YOUR AIM LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED.
358
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,682
OH, YEAH? PREPARE
FOR A DIRECT HIT.
359
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:53,586
[telephone ringing] OH, YOUR TARGET
WILL BE BACK IN JUST A MINUTE.
360
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,728
HELLO.
361
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,863
OH, YES, HE IS.
362
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,397
JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE, PLEASE.
363
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,566
IT'S THE SKI LODGE.
364
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,867
HEY, GOOD.
365
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,570
HELLO. YES, IT IS.
366
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,371
ASK FOR... ASK FOR
AN OUTSIDE ROOM.
367
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,174
YES, I SEE.
368
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,777
OH, ARE YOU SURE?
369
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,090
[whispering] MIKE.
370
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,280
I SEE.
371
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,348
YEAH, WELL, NO. BUT, UH,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
372
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,962
YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR
AN OUTSIDE ROOM.
373
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,351
I DIDN'T HAVE TO. WE GOT ONE.
374
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,220
WAY OUTSIDE. OUTSIDE THE LODGE.
375
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,851
WHAT HAPPENED? THEY'RE OVERBOOKED
FOR THE WEEKEND OF THE 8TH.
376
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,574
HE CALLED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE MISTAKE.
377
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:31,412
OH, NO! THERE GOES
OUR FIRST LONG WEEKEND.
378
00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:34,115
WELL, NOW, HONEY, THERE'S
GOT TO BE A WAY WE CAN GET IN.
379
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,427
DON'T GIVE UP THE SHIP.
380
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,518
OK, JOHN PAUL,
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
381
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:41,522
GOT AN IDEA.
382
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:42,934
WE DIDN'T GO TO THE BEACH.
383
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:44,436
WE DIDN'T GO TO THE MOUNTAINS.
384
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,580
LET'S GO SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN.
385
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,791
JAN? OH, NOT NOW.
386
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,159
I'VE GOT TO FINISH MY MOST
POPULAR GIRL ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
387
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,883
I GIVE IT ON SENIOR NIGHT.
388
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,930
WELL, ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS, WHO'S
YOUR DATE FOR THE DANCE AFTERWARDS?
389
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,905
WELL, THE MOST POPULAR
BOY, NATURALLY. BILLY GARST.
390
00:15:57,974 --> 00:15:59,368
YOU DIDN'T SAY HE ASKED YOU.
391
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,986
OH, WELL, HE HASN'T
YET, BUT HE WILL.
392
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,211
WHO ELSE WOULD HE TAKE
BUT THE MOST POPULAR GIRL?
393
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,679
HMM. I GUESS.
394
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:06,892
LISTEN, AFTER YOU'RE THROUGH,
YOU SAID YOU'D FINISH UP
395
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:08,260
MY WASHING AND IRONING TONIGHT.
396
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:09,695
I NEED IT FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW.
397
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,885
OH, MARCIA, I'VE GOT A
MILLION THINGS TO DO TONIGHT.
398
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,522
BUT, JAN, YOU PROMISED.
399
00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:17,341
I'M REALLY BUSY. I'VE
MADE ALL SORTS OF PLANS.
400
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,561
WELL, I MADE PLANS, TOO,
BECAUSE YOU MADE THAT PROMISE.
401
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:22,630
NOT TONIGHT. SOME OTHER TIME.
402
00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:29,981
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER?
403
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:33,205
OH, SHE'S JUST UPSET
BECAUSE I WON'T LET HER USE ME.
404
00:16:35,111 --> 00:16:36,577
[siren wailing on T.V.]
405
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,652
[T.V. switching off]
DO YOU MIND?
406
00:16:48,858 --> 00:16:51,370
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A BROKEN
ARM? WE WANNA WATCH T.V.
407
00:16:51,394 --> 00:16:54,345
NOT NOW. I HAVE A VERY
IMPORTANT SPEECH TO WRITE.
408
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:58,849
YEAH, NOT TO MENTION THE BOOK REPORT
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WRITE.
409
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,887
CINDY, I'D ALREADY TOLD YOU. THERE'S
JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
410
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,617
INSTEAD OF VOTING
HER THE MOST POPULAR,
411
00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:06,807
THEY SHOULD HAVE VOTED
HER THE MOST OBNOXIOUS.
412
00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:10,577
I'M NEVER GONNA GET
ANY WORK DONE IN HERE.
413
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,521
TURN AROUND REAL SLOW, PARTNER.
414
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,189
AND DON'T MAKE A
MOVE FOR YOUR GUN.
415
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,060
HO, HO, HO!
416
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,998
[chuckling] WOW. YOU COULD
RIDE MY RANGE ANYTIME.
417
00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:32,711
YOU COULD BE THE
DUDE OF THE DUDE RANCH.
418
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:33,767
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?
419
00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:36,337
WELL, MY OLD COWBOY BOOTS.
420
00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:38,550
[imitating a cowboy] WELL, YA
BETTER WEAR SOMETHIN' ELSE
421
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,341
OR YOU'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED.
422
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,477
NOT TO MENTION SUNBURNED. YEAH.
423
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:45,679
OH, I HOPE NOTHING
HAPPENS TO OUR RESERVATION.
424
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:48,344
NO WAY. WE ARE
CONFIRMED FOR THE 8TH.
425
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,048
YOU'RE A GENIUS. MMM-HMM.
426
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,314
MOM, DAD, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
427
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,939
SURE, HONEY.
428
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,409
I'VE JUST ABOUT FINISHED MY ACCEPTANCE
SPEECH. DO YOU WANNA HEAR IT?
429
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,411
YEAH. MMM-HMM, OK.
430
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,141
(Mike) FIRE AWAY.
431
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,987
"FACULTY, PARENTS, HONORED
GUESTS, FELLOW STUDENTS,
432
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,039
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS..."
433
00:18:12,107 --> 00:18:14,388
JAN, I THINK THAT COVERS
JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY.
434
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:19,263
"I'M VERY HONORED TO HAVE
BEEN ELECTED MOST POPULAR GIRL.
435
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,564
"IT'S REALLY A GREAT HONOR
436
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,645
"BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT
OTHER STUDENTS BELIEVE
437
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,535
"I HAVE MORE CHARM
AND PERSONALITY
438
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,215
THAN ANY OTHER
GIRL IN THE CLASS."
439
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,817
YOU SURE YOU WANNA BE SO HUMBLE?
440
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,641
WELL, WHY DO I HAVE
TO BE SO HUMBLE?
441
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,410
I WON, DIDN'T I? SO I
MUST HAVE DESERVED TO.
442
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,606
YOU DESERVE TO BE GRATEFUL.
443
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:37,593
JAN, THAT SPEECH SOUNDS LIKE
NOTHING MORE THAN AN EGO TRIP.
444
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,512
WELL, I'M PROUD OF MYSELF. THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, IS THERE?
445
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,803
JAN, I'M AFRAID YOU
MISSED THE POINT.
446
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,350
AND I'LL TELL YOU, I WOULDN'T WANNA
GET UP IN FRONT OF MY CLASSMATES
447
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,542
AND DELIVER A SPEECH LIKE THAT.
448
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,877
BUT YOU ARE BIG ENOUGH
TO MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND.
449
00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:51,478
[sighing] JAN.
450
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:54,214
I GUESS THERE'S NO POINT THEN
IN READING YOU THE REST OF IT.
451
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,184
YOU WILL BE THERE AT THE
AWARD PRESENTATION, WON'T YOU?
452
00:18:57,253 --> 00:18:58,664
YES, JAN, WE'LL BE THERE.
453
00:18:58,688 --> 00:19:01,255
BUT WE'RE NOT CRAZY
ABOUT THAT SPEECH.
454
00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:03,724
I SURE WISH YOU'D THINK
ABOUT IT A LITTLE MORE.
455
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,496
OH, BY THE WAY, THEY
CHANGED IT TO FRIDAY.
456
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,942
THE 8TH? YES.
457
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,464
TELL ME SHE DIDN'T
SAY FRIDAY THE 8TH.
458
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,765
SHE DIDN'T SAY FRIDAY THE 8TH.
459
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,749
THANK YOU. BUT SHE DID.
460
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,327
HELLO, DUDE RANCH?
461
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,350
MARCIA?
462
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:31,118
WHAT?
463
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,272
DO YOU THINK THIS DRESS
IS OK FOR MY SENIOR NIGHT?
464
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,441
WELL, IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT
CREEPS ARE WEARING THIS SEASON.
465
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,827
I'M NOT A CREEP.
466
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:41,662
I AGREE WITH JAN.
SHE'S NOT A CREEP.
467
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:42,891
(Jan) THANK YOU.
468
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,348
YOU'RE A SUPER CREEP!
469
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,149
[laughing]
470
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,630
AND WHAT'S BUGGING YOU?
471
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,400
DO YOU KNOW WHO KATHY WILLIAMS IS
GOING TO THE SENIOR NIGHT DANCE WITH?
472
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,984
I THOUGHT YOU SAID WITH YOU.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO.
473
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:56,054
BUT SHE JUST CALLED AND
SAID SHE WASN'T GONNA BE SEEN
474
00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:57,489
WITH THE BROTHER
OF A JERKY SISTER,
475
00:19:57,513 --> 00:19:59,563
WHO'S THE MOST
UNPOPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL.
476
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,211
WELL, IF SHE SAID THAT, SHE
DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVE A DATE.
477
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,768
OH, SHE DOES HAVE A DATE.
478
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,603
SHE'S GOING WITH BILLY GARST,
THE MOST POPULAR BOY IN SCHOOL.
479
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,822
BILLY GARST?
480
00:20:08,891 --> 00:20:10,908
YEAH, WHO ALSO WOULDN'T
WANNA BE SEEN WITH YOU.
481
00:20:12,495 --> 00:20:14,878
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING WITH BILLY GARST.
482
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,263
SO DID I.
483
00:20:16,331 --> 00:20:18,832
THE MOST POPULAR BOY ALWAYS
TAKES THE MOST POPULAR GIRL.
484
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,585
IT'S A TRADITION.
485
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,369
CONGRATULATIONS, JAN.
486
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,398
YOU'VE JUST GIVEN THE
WORD POPULAR A NEW MEANING.
487
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,708
I THOUGHT THAT WINNING
WOULD BE THE GREATEST,
488
00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:29,521
BUT EVERYBODY SEEMS
TO HAVE CHANGED.
489
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,211
MAYBE IT'S YOU WHO'VE CHANGED.
490
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,579
I'M STILL THE SAME.
491
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,515
ARE YOU SURE, JAN?
492
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,329
YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS SEEM TO THINK
YOU'VE LET YOUR SUCCESS GO TO YOUR HEAD.
493
00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:38,919
THEY ALSO THINK
THEY'VE BEEN HAD.
494
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,299
YOU PROMISED THEM EVERYTHING
IN THE WORLD FOR GETTING ELECTED,
495
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,690
AND YOU GAVE NOTHING IN RETURN.
496
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:44,399
MY INTENTIONS WERE GOOD.
497
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,160
INTENTIONS ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
498
00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:51,065
SUDDENLY, I FEEL ABOUT
AS POPULAR AS THE MEASLES.
499
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,594
WELL, THE QUESTION IS, JAN,
500
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,095
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
501
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,852
WELL, I KNOW WHAT
I'M NOT GONNA DO.
502
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,756
I'M NOT GONNA GO TO SENIOR
NIGHT AND FACE ALL THAT HOSTILITY.
503
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,978
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
504
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:06,709
NOW, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
505
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,009
WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE BEACH.
506
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,594
WE ARE NOT GOING
TO THE MOUNTAINS.
507
00:21:09,618 --> 00:21:11,163
WE ARE NOT GOING
TO THE DUDE RANCH
508
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,981
BECAUSE WE CANCELED
THE RESERVATIONS.
509
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,072
WE ARE GOING TO JAN'S SENIOR
NIGHT WHERE JAN WON'T BE?
510
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,391
YUP, THAT JUST ABOUT
COVERS EVERYTHING.
511
00:21:20,295 --> 00:21:21,662
[cutlery clinking]
512
00:21:26,301 --> 00:21:27,400
[dishes clattering]
513
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,906
WELL, HOW ABOUT DESSERT?
514
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,698
I'VE GOT THE HIGH CAL,
LOW CAL, AND NO CAL.
515
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,085
ANYBODY FOR ANY CAL?
516
00:21:44,153 --> 00:21:45,246
(Greg) NONE FOR
ME, ALICE, THANKS.
517
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,482
(Marcia) NO, THANK YOU, ALICE.
518
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,549
MAY I BE EXCUSED, PLEASE? YEAH.
519
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,117
OH, WOULD YOU ALL WAIT A MINUTE?
520
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,142
I'VE GOT SOMETHING I'D LIKE
TO SAY, PLEASE. IT'S IMPORTANT.
521
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,081
MOM, DAD,
522
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,268
I'VE DECIDED TO GO TO SENIOR
NIGHT AND GIVE MY SPEECH AFTER ALL.
523
00:22:01,337 --> 00:22:04,772
OH, JAN, HONEY, YOU KNOW HOW
WE ALL FEEL ABOUT THAT SPEECH.
524
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,451
OH, WELL, IT'S NOT THAT SPEECH.
525
00:22:06,475 --> 00:22:08,253
IT'S A DIFFERENT ONE
THAT I JUST WROTE,
526
00:22:08,277 --> 00:22:11,157
AND I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO HEAR
IT BECAUSE IT CONCERNS YOU.
527
00:22:13,615 --> 00:22:15,265
"DEAR FRIENDS,
528
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,434
"THANK YOU FOR
GIVING ME THIS HONOR.
529
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,414
"BUT EVEN MORE
IMPORTANT THAN WINNING
530
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,266
"WAS A LESSON I'VE LEARNED.
531
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:23,152
"IT HAS TO DO WITH
BEING GRATEFUL
532
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,308
"AND GIVING AND RECEIVING.
533
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:29,463
"WELL, I'M VERY GRATEFUL I'VE RECEIVED
AND NOW I'M GONNA START GIVING.
534
00:22:29,532 --> 00:22:34,067
"IN A CAMPAIGN, MAKING PROMISES
JUST TO GET ELECTED IS WRONG.
535
00:22:34,136 --> 00:22:36,248
"AND IF IT TAKES ME
THE REST OF MY LIFE,
536
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,323
I'M GONNA KEEP EVERY
PROMISE I MADE TO EVERYBODY."
537
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,925
WELL, THERE'S MORE, BUT
THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA.
538
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,938
[all applauding]
JAN, THAT'S GREAT!
539
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,530
JAN, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
540
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,109
YES, I'LL LOAN YOU THE MONEY.
541
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:49,767
NO, NOT THAT.
542
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,836
AFTER YOU MAKE THAT SPEECH, HOW
ABOUT BEING MY DATE AT THE DANCE?
543
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,650
THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T MIND SHOWING
UP WITH YOUR OWN DUMB BROTHER.
544
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,374
OH, PETER, I'D BE HONORED.
545
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:58,609
[glass clinking]
546
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,227
NOW HEAR THIS.
547
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,773
I HAVE A SPEECH
OF MY OWN TO GIVE.
548
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,180
[whistling]
549
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:09,086
FIRST OF ALL, I AM
VERY PROUD OF YOU.
550
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,488
2ND OF ALL, IN SPITE
OF ALL THE DELAYS
551
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,891
YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE GOING ON A
WEEKEND VACATION NO MATTER WHAT.
552
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,840
YOU'RE KIDDING. WHERE?
553
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,847
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT I
PROMISE YOU IT'LL BE SOMEPLACE.
554
00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:21,248
[laughing]
555
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,867
AND A BRADY NEVER GOES
BACK ON HIS PROMISE. RIGHT, JAN?
556
00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:25,746
RIGHT, DAD.
557
00:23:27,790 --> 00:23:29,634
NOW WHERE'S THE
DESSERT? (Greg) YEAH.
558
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,769
OH, UH, YES, UH, WHAT'D YOU
WANT, HIGH CAL, LOW CAL, NO CAL?
559
00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:33,839
[all clamoring] (all) ANY CAL!
560
00:23:33,863 --> 00:23:35,162
YOU'RE ALL BUYING.
561
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,975
[knocking at door]
562
00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:50,204
(Alice) MR. AND MRS.
BRADY, YOU AWAKE?
563
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,180
BARELY, ALICE. COME IN.
564
00:23:58,454 --> 00:23:59,819
GOOD MORNING.
565
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:05,059
ALICE, WHAT IN
THE WORLD IS THAT?
566
00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:07,794
BREAKFAST IN BED
IS WHAT THAT IS.
567
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,379
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
568
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:13,033
WELL, BECAUSE YOU HAD TO STAY IN
TOWN LAST NIGHT TO HEAR JAN'S SPEECH,
569
00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:16,987
AND 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET TO GO ON YOUR
LONG WEEKEND OR TAKE YOUR 2ND HONEYMOON.
570
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,440
ALICE, THIS IS VERY
SWEET OF YOU.
571
00:24:19,508 --> 00:24:21,292
THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL.
572
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,528
OF COURSE, IT WON'T BE QUITE THE SAME
AS GOING AWAY FOR YOUR 2ND HONEYMOON,
573
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,663
BUT MAYBE THIS'LL HELP.
574
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,531
I'LL HANG IT ON THE DOOR.
575
00:24:28,584 --> 00:24:30,984
ALICE, WHAT WILL
THE CHILDREN THINK?
576
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,933
WHO DO YOU THINK
MADE UP THE SIGN?
577
00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:39,459
(Alice) SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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