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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,453 ♪ HERE'S THE STORY ♪ 2 00:00:04,521 --> 00:00:06,572 ♪ OF A LOVELY LADY ♪ 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,375 ♪ WHO WAS BRINGING UP THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLS ♪ 4 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:13,211 ♪ ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD ♪ 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,013 ♪ LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪ 6 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:17,966 ♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪ 7 00:00:18,035 --> 00:00:21,837 ♪ IT'S THE STORY OF A MAN NAMED BRADY ♪ 8 00:00:21,906 --> 00:00:25,674 ♪ WHO WAS BUSY WITH THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN ♪ 9 00:00:25,743 --> 00:00:29,344 ♪ THEY WERE FOUR MEN LIVING ALL TOGETHER ♪ 10 00:00:29,413 --> 00:00:32,380 ♪ YET THEY WERE ALL ALONE ♪ 11 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:36,201 ♪ TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN THE LADY MET THIS FELLOW ♪ 12 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:39,938 ♪ AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH ♪ 13 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:43,842 ♪ THAT THIS GROUP MUST SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪ 14 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,978 ♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ALL BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪ 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,447 ♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪ 16 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:51,533 ♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪ 17 00:00:51,602 --> 00:00:56,338 ♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪ 18 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,106 YOU'RE SURE THAT'S GREG BRADY'S SISTER? 19 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,173 POSITIVE. 20 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,530 GOOD-LOOKING CHICK, HUH? 21 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,598 YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD SHE GOES TO THE WRONG SCHOOL. 22 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,267 HUH, REALLY. 23 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,835 WELL, HERE GOES. 24 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:47,705 UH, HEY, ROMEO, 25 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,986 LET'S NOT LET HER GOOD LOOKS FAKE YOU OUT NOW. 26 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,326 HEY, NO WAY. 27 00:01:51,395 --> 00:01:53,595 YOU KNOW MY HEART BELONGS TO FAIRVIEW HIGH. 28 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,246 HI. 29 00:02:04,274 --> 00:02:05,607 HI. 30 00:02:05,676 --> 00:02:07,636 MIND IF I GIVE YOU A HAND? 31 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:15,700 HEY, YOU'RE FROM FAIRVIEW. 32 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,802 YEAH. I GUESS I'M THE LAST GUY IN THE WORLD 33 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:20,121 THAT SHOULD BE PUTTIN' UP A SIGN LIKE THIS. 34 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:21,807 THEN WHY ARE YOU? 35 00:02:21,859 --> 00:02:24,292 SOME THINGS ARE JUST MORE IMPORTANT THAN SCHOOL RIVALRY. 36 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,844 LIKE YOUR NAME, FOR INSTANCE. 37 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,379 MARCIA BRADY. 38 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,397 JERRY ROGERS. 39 00:02:29,466 --> 00:02:32,801 HEY, YOU'RE THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE FAIRVIEW TEAM. 40 00:02:32,870 --> 00:02:34,570 I'M AFRAID SO, YEAH. 41 00:02:34,638 --> 00:02:36,788 WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 42 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,074 MY BROTHER GREG PLAYS HALFBACK FOR WESTDALE. 43 00:02:39,142 --> 00:02:40,525 NO KIDDING? 44 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,322 WE KNOCKED HEADS IN LAST YEAR'S GAME. 45 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:44,663 WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER BE GETTING 46 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,598 THE REST OF THESE POSTERS PUT UP. 47 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,634 [sighing] 48 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,247 NO, I GUESS WE'D BETTER BE GETTING 49 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,237 THE REST OF THESE POSTERS PUT UP. 50 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,705 BUT YOU'RE THE ENEMY. 51 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:54,974 A FRIENDLY ENEMY. 52 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:57,696 SUCCESS. 53 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:59,277 THAT GAL DOESN'T KNOW IT, 54 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,957 BUT SHE'S GONNA HELP HER BROTHER BLOW THE LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP 55 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,981 TO US. 56 00:03:11,007 --> 00:03:13,136 IF THE BALL CARRIER'S HEADIN' STRAIGHT AT YOU, 57 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,937 ALWAYS KEEP YOUR EYE ON HIS BELT BUCKLE. 58 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,106 WHY? 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE HIS CENTER OF GRAVITY IS. 59 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:20,065 IF YOU'RE WATCHIN' HIS FEET OR HIS HEAD, HE'LL FAKE YOU OUT EVERY TIME. 60 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,411 LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. YEAH. 61 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,079 OK, YOU READY? YEAH. 62 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,203 [birds chirping] 63 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,286 (Bobby) HEY, WE'RE REALLY GETTIN' GOOD. 64 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,921 (Peter) CLOBBERING HIM. 65 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,623 WHAT'S THE MATTER, GREG? 66 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,831 MARCIA'S GOTTA BE KIDDING. 67 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:36,942 (Bobby) WHO IS HE? 68 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,216 A FINK. 69 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:39,751 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 70 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,447 HE'S WEARING A FAIRVIEW SWEATER. 71 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,511 HI, GREG. 72 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,519 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME TAKE YOU HOME. 73 00:03:46,543 --> 00:03:48,577 THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH THE SIGNS. 74 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:49,685 CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN? 75 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:51,262 SURE. 76 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,331 GREAT. 77 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,517 I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH. 78 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:02,958 [sighing] 79 00:04:03,893 --> 00:04:05,638 I ASSUME YOU KNOW WHO HE IS. 80 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,163 MM-HMM, JERRY ROGERS. 81 00:04:08,231 --> 00:04:09,897 QUARTERBACK AND DREAMY. 82 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:11,333 DREAMY? 83 00:04:11,401 --> 00:04:13,435 I MAY EVEN LET HIM TAKE ME OUT. 84 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,148 MARCIA, ARE YOU KIDDING? 85 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,005 JERRY IS THE OPPOSITION. 86 00:04:17,074 --> 00:04:19,574 WELL, HE MAY BE YOUR OPPOSITION, 87 00:04:19,642 --> 00:04:21,742 [sighing] BUT HE'S CERTAINLY NOT MINE. 88 00:04:26,783 --> 00:04:27,915 [knock on door] 89 00:04:27,984 --> 00:04:29,664 (Marcia) COME IN. I'M IN. 90 00:04:34,991 --> 00:04:36,358 HEY, THOSE BELONG TO ME. 91 00:04:36,426 --> 00:04:37,821 YOU MEAN, THEY DID BELONG TO YOU. 92 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,922 BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO FINISH PUTTING THEM UP TOMORROW. 93 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,058 WE DON'T NEED ANY HELP FROM A TRAITOR. 94 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,347 TRAITOR? 95 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,233 I'M AS LOYAL TO WESTDALE AS ANYBODY. 96 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,285 YOU MEAN LOYAL TO JERRY ROGERS. 97 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:48,754 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 98 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,706 BESIDES, YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO WESTDALE YET. 99 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:52,124 I WILL NEXT YEAR. 100 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,571 AND WHEN WESTDALE FINDS OUT MY SISTER'S A DOUBLE AGENT, 101 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,555 THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN LET ME IN. 102 00:04:56,579 --> 00:04:58,246 YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. 103 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,332 PETER. 104 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,900 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF CALLING MARCIA A TRAITOR. 105 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,569 YOU REALLY HURT HER FEELINGS. 106 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,088 IT SERVES HER RIGHT FOR LIKING A FAIRVIEW FREAK. 107 00:05:07,157 --> 00:05:09,174 JERRY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A FREAK TO ME. 108 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,020 ANYONE THAT GOES TO FAIRVIEW'S A FREAK, 109 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,964 ESPECIALLY RIGHT BEFORE THE BIG GAME. 110 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:16,615 HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY COMPARE A FOOTBALL GAME TO A ROMANCE? 111 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,643 YOU CAN'T. FOOTBALL'S IMPORTANT. 112 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:20,752 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 113 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:23,621 A FOOTBALL GAME ONLY LASTS 60 MINUTES. 114 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,756 BUT A ROMANCE CAN LAST A WHOLE MONTH. 115 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,293 AT LEAST. 116 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:32,130 HI, ALICE. HI, HONEY. 117 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,810 HI, HONEY. HI. 118 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,754 [phone ringing] UH-OH, REMIND ME WE HAVE SOME UNFINISHED KISSING. 119 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:39,671 HELLO. 120 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,740 YES, THIS IS THE BRADY RESIDENCE. 121 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,274 YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO WHOM? 122 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,377 TWINKLES? 123 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,379 [laughing] 124 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,047 I'M SORRY, THERE'S NO TWINKLES HERE. 125 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,396 AH, BUT YES, THERE IS. 126 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,654 HELLO. 127 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,188 TANK? 128 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:59,958 WHAT A SURPRISE. 129 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,627 YES, I'LL HAVE TO THANK ETHEL FOR TELLING YOU WHERE TO FIND ME. 130 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,696 TWINKLES? 131 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:04,963 TANK? 132 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,448 OF COURSE, I WANT TO SEE YOU. 133 00:06:08,051 --> 00:06:09,584 YES. 134 00:06:09,653 --> 00:06:11,581 TOMORROW AT 7:00 WOULD BE PERFECT. 135 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,270 YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DATE. 136 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,339 BYE, TANK. 137 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,779 HOW ABOUT THAT? 138 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,297 YEAH, HOW ABOUT WHAT? 139 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,916 TANK GATES. 140 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,868 HE'S COMING TO DINNER TOMORROW. 141 00:06:26,937 --> 00:06:29,153 WHAT IS A TANK GATES? 142 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,808 ONLY THE BEST ATHLETE THAT WESTDALE HIGH EVER PRODUCED. 143 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,210 FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, TRACK, EVERYTHING. YOU NAME IT. 144 00:06:36,946 --> 00:06:38,813 HIS MUSCLES HAD MUSCLES. 145 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,415 YEAH, I KNOW THE TYPE. 146 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:43,095 YOU FEED HIM A STALK OF BANANAS AND LET HIM SWING FROM THE TREES OUT BACK. 147 00:06:43,119 --> 00:06:44,959 RIGHT, ALICE? I MIGHT SWING WITH HIM. 148 00:06:48,057 --> 00:06:50,792 IMAGINE, HEARING FROM TANK GATES AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 149 00:06:50,861 --> 00:06:52,171 YEAH, I BET THEY NAMED HIM TANK 150 00:06:52,195 --> 00:06:54,006 BECAUSE HIS HEAD'S SHAPED LIKE A TURRET. 151 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:57,098 NO, THEY NICKNAMED HIM TANK BECAUSE HE MOWED DOWN THE OPPOSITION LIKE ONE. 152 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,611 OH. AND AS FOR HIS LOOKS, 153 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,468 WELL, EVERY GIRL ON CAMPUS 154 00:07:00,537 --> 00:07:02,436 JUST TURNED TO JELLY WHEN HE PASSED BY. 155 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:03,749 INCLUDING YOU? NO. 156 00:07:03,773 --> 00:07:04,784 GOOD. 157 00:07:04,808 --> 00:07:06,541 ME, HE DIDN'T PASS BY. 158 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:09,411 WE SORT OF WENT TOGETHER IN MY SENIOR YEAR AT WESTDALE. 159 00:07:09,479 --> 00:07:11,162 "SORT OF" OR "DID"? 160 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,380 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 161 00:07:12,449 --> 00:07:14,877 [stuttering] THERE'S A GREAT DEAL OF DIFFERENCE. 162 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,735 'CAUSE "SORT OF" MEANS SORT OF 163 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,519 AND "DID" MEANS, UH, DID. 164 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,324 WELL, ANYWAY, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 165 00:07:22,392 --> 00:07:24,526 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MEETING TANK TOMORROW. 166 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,861 YEAH, OH SURE. 167 00:07:25,929 --> 00:07:27,474 I'M JUST COUNTIN' THE SECONDS. 168 00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:30,378 YOU BETTER GET ANOTHER BUNCH OF BANANAS, ALICE. 169 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:38,056 ALICE, MY HUSBAND HAS JUST PAID ME A VERY BIG COMPLIMENT. 170 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,641 WHAT'S THAT, MRS. BRADY? 171 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,158 HE'S JEALOUS. 172 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,344 OH, BLESS THAT GREEN-EYED MONSTER. 173 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,669 T 44. 174 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:52,303 TAKE A HANDOFF FROM THE QUARTERBACK, 175 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,806 FAKE TO THE RIGHT AND HIT IT THROUGH THE LEFT TACKLE. 176 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,769 HMM. 177 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,913 T 25. 178 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,948 BRUSH BLOCK THE LEFT GUARD AND GO THROUGH 179 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,851 AND... THE LINEBACKER. 180 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,370 YOU KNOW, THAT'S AMAZING. 181 00:08:09,439 --> 00:08:10,505 WHAT IS? 182 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,235 YOU CAN REMEMBER EVERY PLAY IN THAT BOOK 183 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,637 AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT ON THURSDAYS. 184 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,741 WELL, MAYBE THAT'S 'CAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY POM-POM GIRLS AROUND. 185 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,948 HEY, THANKS FOR HELPING ME, DAD. 186 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:21,415 OH, ANYTIME. 187 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,602 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT. 188 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,582 (Rich) HEY, JERRY. 189 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,217 HOW'S IT GOING WITH THAT BRADY CHICK? 190 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,008 STOP WORRYING, WOULD YOU? I'M NOT ABOUT TO FUMBLE. 191 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,621 YEAH, BUT THE GAME'S THIS SATURDAY. 192 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:35,224 WE GOTTA HAVE WESTDALE'S PLAYBOOK NO LATER THAN THURSDAY. 193 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,414 WE'LL HAVE IT SOONER. 194 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,016 I'M SEEING HER THIS AFTERNOON. 195 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,185 OH, YEAH? GREAT. 196 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,886 YOU'RE SOME OPERATOR. 197 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,955 TAKE CARE. SEE YOU IN PRACTICE. 198 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,427 [birds chirping] 199 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:55,282 I WAS REALLY SURPRISED WHEN YOU PICKED ME UP AT SCHOOL. 200 00:08:55,351 --> 00:08:57,184 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOOTBALL PRACTICE? 201 00:08:57,253 --> 00:09:00,293 I JUST RAN 90 YARDS FOR A TOUCHDOWN AND KEPT RIGHT ON GOING. 202 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:06,778 DON'T I GET SOME KIND OF A REWARD FOR DRIVING YOU HOME? 203 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:09,547 WELL, UH, WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? 204 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:11,775 I'LL SETTLE FOR A COLD DRINK. 205 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,219 COME ON IN. 206 00:09:16,606 --> 00:09:17,717 HI, KIDS. HI. 207 00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:18,806 HI. 208 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,108 THIS IS JERRY ROGERS. 209 00:09:20,176 --> 00:09:22,694 BOBBY, AND THIS IS CINDY. 210 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,263 YOU'RE RIGHT, MARCIA. HE IS GORGEOUS. 211 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:30,118 I HOPE WESTDALE WHOOPS THE PANTS OFF YOU GUYS SATURDAY. 212 00:09:30,187 --> 00:09:31,369 BOBBY! 213 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,623 COME ON, JERRY. LET'S GO INTO THE HOUSE. 214 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,077 THAT WASN'T VERY POLITE OF YOU. 215 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,846 CINDY, HE'S THE OPPOSITION. 216 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,714 HE'S ALSO MARCIA'S FRIEND. 217 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,783 HE'S A FAIRVIEW FINK. 218 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,052 ALL YOU BOYS THINK ABOUT IS FOOTBALL. 219 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,237 LOVE IS A LOT MORE IMPORTANT. 220 00:09:50,306 --> 00:09:52,506 HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU NEVER PLAYED EITHER ONE. 221 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,965 UH, HAVE A SEAT. 222 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,066 THANKS. 223 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,272 UH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LEMONADE? 224 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,985 GREAT. IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. 225 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,376 OH, NOT AT ALL. I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 226 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,044 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 227 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,021 THIS IS A GREAT HOUSE YOU HAVE HERE. 228 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,529 DO ALL YOU KIDS HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM? 229 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,131 (Marcia) I WISH WE DID. 230 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,487 GREG'S THE ONLY ONE. 231 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,596 HE FIXED OVER THE ATTIC FOR HIMSELF. 232 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,225 YEAH? 233 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,826 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 234 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,863 I OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO OUR ATTIC. 235 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:35,027 DO YOU SUPPOSE I COULD TAKE A LOOK AT GREG'S ROOM JUST TO GET SOME IDEAS? 236 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,852 WELL, MAYBE SOMETIME. 237 00:10:37,921 --> 00:10:39,104 GREAT. 238 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,843 (Marcia) BE RIGHT THERE. 239 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,558 NO RUSH. 240 00:11:06,682 --> 00:11:08,861 THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF. 241 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,213 WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE TRUE. 242 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,288 JERRY ROGERS WOULDN'T STOOP THAT LOW. 243 00:11:13,356 --> 00:11:16,151 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHY WOULD BOBBY SAY IT IF HE DIDN'T SEE IT? 244 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,335 HE ONLY THOUGHT THAT HE TRIED TO STEAL YOUR PLAYBOOK. 245 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,894 HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY REAL PROOF. 246 00:11:19,962 --> 00:11:23,014 MY EYES ARE MY PROOF. THEY SAW HIM TRY TO TAKE IT. 247 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,633 YOU'RE JUST PREJUDICED BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A GREAT QUARTERBACK. 248 00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:27,797 WELL, I COULD BE SUCH A GREAT QUARTERBACK, TOO, 249 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,431 IF I HAD THE OTHER TEAM'S PLAYBOOK. 250 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,517 LOOK, IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE BOBBY'S TELLIN' THE TRUTH, 251 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:34,186 BUT I'M WILLING TO GIVE JERRY A FAIR SHAKE. HOW? 252 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:36,710 BY GIVING HIM ANOTHER CHANCE TO TRY AND STEAL MY PLAYBOOK. 253 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,696 HE DIDN'T TRY TO STEAL YOUR PLAYBOOK. 254 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:40,409 ALL RIGHT, THEN YOU HAVE NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT. 255 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,045 IN FACT, IF HE'S INNOCENT, WE'LL EVEN APOLOGIZE, RIGHT? RIGHT. 256 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,452 OK, IT'S A DEAL. 257 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,272 GET READY TO APOLOGIZE. 258 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,619 YOU MEAN, YOU BETTER GET READY 259 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,220 TO FIND A NEW CREEP TO GO OUT WITH. 260 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,310 OH, YEAH? IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. 261 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,491 WELL, THEN YOU 2 SHOULD BE REALLY HAPPY TOGETHER. 262 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,848 [exclaims] 263 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,017 HONEY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 264 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:19,064 TO BUY ME A NEW DRESS FOR MY BIRTHDAY? 265 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:21,634 WELL, SINCE YOUR BIRTHDAY'S SEVERAL MONTHS AWAY, I'D LOVE TO. 266 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,757 GOOD. I'M WEARING IT. 267 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,091 DO YOU LIKE IT? 268 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,693 OOH, I LIKE IT. 269 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,044 IT WAS ON SALE. 270 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,380 YEAH, I LIKE IT EVEN BETTER. UH, WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 271 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:32,100 WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOW I NEEDED A NEW DRESS 272 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,395 AND WITH TANK COMING OVER, I THOUGHT... 273 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,019 THAT'S FOR TANK? 274 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,672 NO, SILLY. IT'S FOR YOU. 275 00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:41,910 YEAH, THAT DRESS SURE MAKES ME LOOK GOOD. 276 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,477 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TWINKLES. 277 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:52,670 HEY, HOW WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO HELP ME PLOT OPERATION WIPEOUT? 278 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,039 OPERATION WIPEOUT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 279 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,776 WELL, I TOLD MARCIA I'D GIVE JERRY ANOTHER CHANCE TO TRY AND STEAL MY PLAYBOOK. 280 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,156 BUT IF HE DOES STEAL IT, FAIRVIEW WILL CLOBBER US, RIGHT? 281 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,481 YEAH. SO I CAME UP WITH AN IDEA. 282 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,982 2 PLAYBOOKS? 283 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,196 THIS ONE'S A PHONY. WE'LL MAKE IT FULL OF FAKE PLAYS. 284 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,180 IF JERRY STEALS IT, FAIRVIEW WOULD BE RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES. 285 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,439 RIGHT. 286 00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:12,940 YOU GUYS WOULD ROUT 'EM. 287 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,637 CAN'T YOU JUST SEE THOSE FAIRVIEW FREAKS 288 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,611 TRYING TO DEFEND AGAINST OUR PLAYS WHEN THEY'RE NOT OUR PLAYS? 289 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,181 LISTEN, YOU READ ME THE PLAYS OUT OF THIS REAL PLAYBOOK 290 00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:22,684 AND I'LL SWITCH 'EM AROUND HERE IN THIS PHONY ONE. 291 00:13:27,857 --> 00:13:29,557 [doorbell ringing] 292 00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:40,751 TWINKLES. 293 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,403 NO, I'M MIKE. 294 00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:43,421 RIGHT. 295 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,410 I'M TANK GATES. GLAD TO MEET YOU. 296 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:46,774 WELL, THANK YOU. 297 00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:49,677 WELL, CAROL'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU. 298 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,657 AW, NOT EVERYTHING, I HOPE. 299 00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:52,881 WHERE IS SHE? 300 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,049 WHERE'S MY TWINKLES? 301 00:13:55,118 --> 00:13:56,768 SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 302 00:13:57,354 --> 00:13:58,569 TWINKLES. 303 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,922 HI, TANK. 304 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:03,808 COME HERE, YOU GORGEOUS HUNK OF WOMAN. 305 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,376 [both laughing] 306 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,545 TANK, PUT ME DOWN. 307 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,730 OH, YOU'RE AS WILD AS EVER. 308 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,033 AND YOU'RE AS PRETTY AS EVER. 309 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,302 NO, NO, YOU'RE PRETTIER. 310 00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,255 BOY, DID YOU LUCK OUT, FELLA. 311 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,752 MY MOTHER THINKS SHE DIDN'T DO TOO BADLY, EITHER. 312 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,726 YEAH, YEAH. 313 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:25,680 BET YOU'RE JUST DYIN' TO KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOIN' SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, RIGHT? 314 00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:27,059 WELL, YES, TANK, I THOUGHT... 315 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,283 WENT RIGHT TO COLLEGE 316 00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:30,617 AND GUESS WHO MADE ALL-AMERICAN? 317 00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:32,653 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A STAB IN THE DARK, HONEY? 318 00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:35,806 YOU KNOW ME, TWINKLES, I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG. 319 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,942 BUT AFTER COLLEGE, I WENT INTO PRO FOOTBALL 320 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,811 AND MADE ALL-PRO 3 YEARS IN A ROW. 321 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,248 YES, I NOTICED IT IN THE PAPER. 322 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,049 WASN'T HARD TO DO, WAS IT? 323 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,768 I WAS IN 'EM ALL THE TIME. 324 00:14:46,836 --> 00:14:48,052 [Tank laughing] 325 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,787 DID YOU EVER PLAY BALL, MACK? 326 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,672 MIKE. UM, OH, I PLAYED SOME BALL. 327 00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:52,741 NOT FOOTBALL, BUT... 328 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,309 I DIDN'T FIGURE YOU DID. 329 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,529 UH, WE HAVE A SON WHO PLAYS FOOTBALL AT WESTDALE, TANK. 330 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,399 YOU HAVE A SON THAT OLD? 331 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,585 WHY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE IN HIGH SCHOOL YOURSELF. 332 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:07,955 DID YOU HEAR THAT, MIKE? 333 00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:10,140 ME, STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL? 334 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,242 I HEARD IT. 335 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,895 LISTEN, THAT'S THE REASON I'M IN TOWN. 336 00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:16,664 FOR THE BIGGIE BETWEEN WESTDALE AND FAIRVIEW. 337 00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:19,100 JUST DON'T GET A CHANCE TO GET HERE ANYMORE. 338 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,208 HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY THIS TIME? 339 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,354 LOOK WHAT I DUG UP, TANK. 340 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,556 OUR OLD WESTDALE ANNUAL. 341 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,891 OH. 342 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,530 WHAT'S THE NEXT PLAY? 343 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,411 T 28. QUARTERBACK PITCHOUT TO THE STRONG SIDE. 344 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,901 SIMPLE. WE'LL JUST REVERSE IT. 345 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,871 NOW IT'LL BE T 28, QUARTERBACK PITCHOUT TO THE WEAK SIDE. 346 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,840 BOY, ARE THEY GONNA BE SURPRISED 347 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,175 WHEN THE BALL GOES ONE WAY AND FAIRVIEW GOES THE OTHER. 348 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,244 RIGHT. 349 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,530 [grunting] 350 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,934 SORRY, ALICE. 351 00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:55,069 DID YOU WANT SOMETHING? 352 00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:57,082 YEAH, TO BE TRADED, RIGHT AFTER DINNER, 353 00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:59,451 WHICH IS GOING TO BE READY PRETTY SOON, SO GET CLEANED UP. 354 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:00,475 OK. 355 00:16:00,509 --> 00:16:01,776 THINK FAST. 356 00:16:04,246 --> 00:16:05,746 WELL, THAT DOES IT. 357 00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:08,060 NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GIVE THIS PHONY PLAYBOOK TO MARCIA 358 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:09,895 AND HAVE HER INVITE JERRY OVER TOMORROW. 359 00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:11,686 YOU'RE SURE HE'LL TAKE IT? 360 00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:14,338 WILL A RAT TAKE CHEESE? 361 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,679 I WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL. 362 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,881 AND HERE'S THE OLD TANKER. 363 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,818 AND HERE I AM AS STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT. 364 00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:31,422 OH, LOOK. THERE I AM IN THE DRAMA... SON OF A GUN. 365 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:36,027 HERE I AM SCORING A TOUCHDOWN AGAINST FAIRVIEW THAT YEAR. 366 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,377 DO YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE TOUCHDOWNS I SCORED, TWINKLES? 367 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,697 WELL... 368 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,666 I SCORED SO MANY POINTS I CAN'T REMEMBER THE TOTAL. 369 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,553 HEY, HEY, I REMEMBER THAT TOUCHDOWN NOW. 370 00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,137 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKED. 371 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,968 WELL, TANK, I DON'T THINK... NOW, THIS IS THE PICTURE. 372 00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:52,826 WE ONLY HAVE TIME FOR ONE PLAY, 373 00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:55,713 AND WE'RE STILL 75 YARDS FROM PAY DIRT. 374 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,165 FAIRVIEW'S EXPECTING A LONG PASS. 375 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,852 SO THEY DROP BACK INTO A 5-3-2-1 DEFENSE. 376 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,272 SO, I LOOK OVER THE DEFENSE 377 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,140 AND YOU KNOW WHAT PLAY I CALL? 378 00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:08,509 I CALL... THE OLD STATUE OF LIBERTY. 379 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,414 YEAH, THE OLD STATUE OF LIBERTY PLAY. 380 00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:15,783 WELL, ANYWAY, WE BREAK OUT OF THE HUDDLE. 381 00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:16,951 I COME UP TO THE LINE. 382 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,419 HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. 383 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,672 YOU 2 BE THE DEFENSIVE UNIT. 384 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,875 YEAH, YOU ARE A LITTLE FRAGILE, AREN'T YOU? 385 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,228 NOW, THIS IS OUR LINE. 386 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:31,565 JACKSON, METZGER, CYRIL. A ROCK. 387 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,034 METZGER SNAPS THE BALL BACK TO LEFKOWITZ. 388 00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:36,870 LEFTY FADES BACK LIKE HE'S GONNA THROW A LONG ONE. 389 00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:39,106 AND THAT'S WHEN THE OLD TANKER 390 00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,609 COMES FLYING BY AND GRABS THE BALL. 391 00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:43,076 THE CROWD WENT WILD. 392 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,646 HE GIVES HIM A LEG. HE TAKES IT AWAY. 393 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:48,015 HE REVERSES HIS FIELD AND THEN GOES AGAINST THE GRAIN. 394 00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:50,284 HE GIVES THEM A RIGHT STRINGER, 395 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:51,819 HE GIVES THEM A LEFT STRINGER. 396 00:17:51,888 --> 00:17:53,088 HE WAS POETRY IN MOTION. 397 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,507 [yelling] AND THEN HE GOES FOR THE BIG... 398 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,244 AND THE REST IS HISTORY. 399 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,257 YOU'RE A LEGEND IN YOUR OWN TIME. 400 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,514 OH, NOT YET. 401 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,223 I STILL HAVE TO MAKE THE EXTRA POINT. UH... 402 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,314 I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS THAT ONE. NO. 403 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,555 BUT I FOOLED THEM AGAIN, SEE? 404 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,490 I MADE THEM THINK I'M GONNA RUN FOR THE EXTRA POINT. 405 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:18,095 SUDDENLY I STOP, STEP BACK AND DROP KICK THE BALL. 406 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,463 [crashing] 407 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,398 OH! 408 00:18:22,986 --> 00:18:25,636 UM, SORRY. I GUESS I GOT CARRIED AWAY. 409 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,322 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST A RARE TROPICAL FERN. 410 00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:30,924 BUT YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW 411 00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:33,911 THE DROP KICK WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE GOAL POSTS. 412 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,930 GREAT. REALLY GREAT. 413 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,882 YEAH, GREAT. 414 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,369 EVEN THEN, I WAS BIGGER THAN LIFE. 415 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,937 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GO THROUGH WITH GREG'S PLAN? 416 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,693 JERRY'S ON HIS WAY OVER. 417 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,263 WHAT IF HE DOES STEAL GREG'S PLAYBOOK? 418 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,065 I DON'T THINK HE WILL, CINDY. 419 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,499 BECAUSE HE'S HONEST? 420 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,728 OR BECAUSE HE TOLD YOU YOUR EYES ARE LIKE FAYE DUNAWAY'S? 421 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,842 WE'LL SOON FIND OUT. PUT 'EM DOWN. 422 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,878 HERE. 423 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,507 GOOD LUCK. OK. 424 00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:14,902 CINDY, GO ON. 425 00:19:15,872 --> 00:19:16,970 WHY? 426 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:18,572 CINDY. 427 00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:20,007 OH, ALL RIGHT. 428 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,630 HI. HI. 429 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,265 I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME OVER. 430 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,945 YOU KNOW, WE MUST HAVE E.S.P. GOING ON BETWEEN US 431 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,713 BECAUSE I WAS JUST GONNA CALL YOU. 432 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,404 [giggling] GOOD. 433 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:38,186 CAN I GET YOU A COLD DRINK? SURE. 434 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,077 HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT GREAT LEMONADE? 435 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,266 OK. 436 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:48,019 (Marcia) I GUESS YOU'RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE BIG GAME. 437 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,620 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 438 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,609 GREG'S REALLY UP FOR IT, TOO. 439 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,158 I'LL BET. MEANS THE LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP. 440 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,144 I HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I ROOT FOR WESTDALE. 441 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,480 (Jerry) WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 442 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,638 [sighing] 443 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,375 OH, AM I A GOOF ARTIST. 444 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,644 COACH CALLED A SPECIAL SESSION FOR TEAM PHOTOGRAPHS. 445 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,346 I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 446 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,414 CAN I TAKE A RAIN CHECK ON THAT LEMONADE? 447 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:18,782 SURE. 448 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,384 I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. 449 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,588 I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY. 450 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,049 HEY, GET THIS. 451 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:39,019 THE PAPER PICKS FAIRVIEW TO WIN BY 3 POINTS. 452 00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:42,088 [all laughing] IF THEY ONLY KNEW ABOUT THE PHONY PLAYBOOK. 453 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,535 HEY, BOYS. 454 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:44,586 HI, DAD. HI, DAD. 455 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,226 HEY, DAD, WANT TO WIN A BUNDLE? 456 00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:48,496 BET ON GREG'S TEAM TO CLOBBER FAIRVIEW. 457 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,097 YEAH, YEAH. 458 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,828 LISTEN, I HEAR YOU PULLED A FAST ONE ON FAIRVIEW. 459 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,569 YOU MEAN ON THAT FREAK JERRY ROGERS. YEAH. 460 00:20:55,638 --> 00:20:58,171 NO, NO, I MEAN ON FAIRVIEW. 461 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,618 DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE OPERATING 462 00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:01,152 ON JERRY ROGERS' LEVEL NOW? 463 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,242 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 464 00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:04,411 WELL, LOOK, HE STOLE YOUR PLAYBOOK. 465 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,891 AND IF IT HAD BEEN THE REAL ONE, 466 00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,860 HIS TEAM COULD WIN DISHONESTLY, RIGHT? 467 00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:08,899 RIGHT. 468 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,247 OK, NOW WESTDALE CAN WIN DISHONESTLY 469 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,504 BECAUSE THE PLAYBOOK IS A FAKE. 470 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,941 I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 471 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,758 ME EITHER. 472 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,110 DITTO. 473 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,907 WELL, BOYS, IT JUST SEEMS TO ME 474 00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,909 THAT A VICTORY IS ONLY GONNA MEAN SOMETHING 475 00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,500 IF WESTDALE BEATS FAIRVIEW IN AN HONEST GAME. 476 00:21:27,303 --> 00:21:28,303 HMM? 477 00:21:29,572 --> 00:21:31,732 AND I'LL BET YOUR COACH WOULD AGREE, TOO. 478 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,380 [ringing] 479 00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:40,514 HELLO. 480 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,032 HI, JERRY. GREG BRADY. 481 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,784 OH. 482 00:21:43,853 --> 00:21:45,185 HI, GREG. 483 00:21:45,254 --> 00:21:46,620 WHAT'S UP? 484 00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:48,701 LOOK, I'M CALLIN' ABOUT THAT PLAYBOOK YOU SWIPED. 485 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,692 ARE YOU KIDDING? ME, SWIPE YOUR PLAYBOOK? 486 00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:53,711 I'M JUST TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR, JERRY. 487 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,796 SOME FAVOR, CALLING ME A CROOK. 488 00:21:55,865 --> 00:21:58,648 LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, THE BOOK'S A FAKE. 489 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,116 I MADE UP EVERY PLAY IN IT. 490 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,336 I SAID I DIDN'T TAKE IT. 491 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,521 BUT EVEN IF I DID, WHY WOULD YOU BE TELLING ME? 492 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,385 BECAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOUR TEAM. 493 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,137 LOOK, MAN, THE BOOK'S A PHONY. 494 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,643 YOU'RE THE PHONY, GREG. 495 00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:11,495 BUT THANKS FOR THE PHONE CALL. 496 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,253 [crowd cheering] 497 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:31,148 ALICE, THAT WAS THE BEST BALL GAME I'VE EVER SEEN. 498 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,195 WESTDALE KILLED THEM. 20 TO 7. 499 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,451 MARVELOUS. 500 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,619 THEY CLOBBERED 'EM. 501 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,549 JERRY ROGERS DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE GAME. 502 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,435 THE COACH BENCHED HIM IN THE FIRST QUARTER 503 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,370 WHEN HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT PHONY PLAYBOOK. WE WON FAIR AND SQUARE. 504 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,793 RIGHT. 505 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,540 WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE FOR DESSERT. 506 00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,845 [all chattering] (Greg) GOOD, I'M READY FOR THAT. 507 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:52,636 WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE THE BIG VICTORY. 508 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,456 [all cheering] 509 00:22:55,524 --> 00:22:57,658 OH, ALICE, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 510 00:22:57,726 --> 00:22:59,404 HEY, ALICE, WHAT IF WESTDALE HAD LOST? 511 00:22:59,428 --> 00:23:02,012 OH, THAT'S SIMPLE, MR. BRADY. 512 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,448 THERE SHE GOES AGAIN. 513 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,785 WE WOULD HAVE SETTLED FOR THIS. 514 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:10,821 [all laughing] 515 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,640 HI, TWINKLES. 516 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:30,774 OH, HI, TANK. 517 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,743 MIKE, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 518 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,891 I JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY SO LONG. I GOTTA GET GOIN'. 519 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,047 HI, TANK. 520 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,810 HI, SORRY I MISSED YOU AT THE GAME. 521 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,318 THAT SON OF YOURS IS NOT A BAD HALFBACK, MACK. 522 00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:42,970 THAT'S MIKE. 523 00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:44,449 IT MUST HAVE REALLY MADE YOU HAPPY 524 00:23:44,473 --> 00:23:47,007 WHEN YOUR OLD ALMA MATER WON THE BIGGIE, HUH, TANK? 525 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,571 ARE YOU KIDDIN'? THAT STUPID GAME COST ME $100. 526 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,760 WESTDALE WON. 527 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:52,178 YEAH, BUT I HEARD A RUMOR 528 00:23:52,247 --> 00:23:54,392 THAT FAIRVIEW GOT A HOLD OF WESTDALE'S PLAYS. 529 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,136 I FIGURED I HAD ME A SURE THING. 530 00:23:57,553 --> 00:24:00,103 YOU MEAN YOU BET AGAINST YOUR OWN ALMA MATER? 531 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,556 OH, COME ON, LOYALTY'S ONE THING, 532 00:24:02,624 --> 00:24:03,774 A BUCK'S ANOTHER. 533 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,477 WELL, SO LONG, TWINKLES. 534 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,324 IT'S BEEN GREAT SEEIN' YOU. 535 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,748 YOU, TOO, MACK. 536 00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:12,116 THAT'S MIKE. 537 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,454 CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM BETTING AGAINST HIS OWN SCHOOL? 538 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,000 I CAN IMAGINE HIM DOING MOST ANYTHING. 539 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,859 HE'S GOT SOME NERVE. THAT... WHAT A PHONY. 540 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,939 LISTEN, THAT'S YOUR HERO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, TWINKLES. 541 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,274 OH, YOU KNOW I WAS JUST NEEDLING YOU. 542 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,076 HE NEVER WAS MY KIND OF GUY. 543 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,800 WHAT IS YOUR KIND OF GUY? 544 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:32,163 THE KIND OF GUY YOU ARE, MIKE. 545 00:24:32,187 --> 00:24:34,738 THAT'S MACK, AND I'M POETRY IN MOTION. 38731

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