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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hey, Steve.
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Listen, you guys, I...
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Hi.
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Come on, you
guys. It isn't my fault.
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( sighs)
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Hi.
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I'll walk home with you.
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( sighs)
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Bobby!
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Hi, Cindy.
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What's wrong?
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What's wrong?
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Everything's wrong.
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What do you mean?
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My whole class hates me.
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( car horn honks)
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi.
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You didn't say anything
about getting a boat.
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Well, I didn't know
I was going to.
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Hey, honey, where
did you get that?
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I delivered my plans
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for the marine
addition to Joe Houston.
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He was about to commit
this thing to the junkyard.
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I thought, with a little work,
you know, we can fix it up.
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Far out.
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It doesn't look very seaworthy.
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As a matter of fact
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it doesn't even look
very bathtub-worthy.
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Wow! A boat!
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Is it ours?
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Well, I'm afraid so, sweetie.
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When do we go sailing?
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As soon as we're sure
we're not going to go sinking.
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GREG: Hey, look
what we got, Bobby!
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Hey, where you going?
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Up to my room.
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Gee, that's not like Bobby.
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I thought he'd be more
excited than anyone.
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I think Bobby has a problem.
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A problem? Did something
happen at school today?
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It must have.
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Why?
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Bobby says his
whole class hates him.
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I hate you, too.
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Mind if we come in?
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My goodness, Bobby,
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you look like the world
has come to an end.
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That would be good.
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What? Bad as all that?
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Want to talk about it?
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There's nothing you can do.
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There's nothing anybody can do.
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Well, let's see.
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Come on, you tell us about it.
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( sighs)
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So?
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Don't you know what it is?
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Sure. It's an armband.
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School "safety monitor."
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Safety monitor?
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S.M. Should stand
for "snitch monitor."
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means I have to
fink on all my friends.
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That's not finking, Bobby.
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If the kids at
school break a rule,
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it's the safety monitor's
job to report them.
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Some job.
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When the teacher
asked for a volunteer,
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not one kid in the class
raised his hand... not one kid.
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So she made me the
safety... the class cop.
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Did you ever stop to think
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that she might have picked
you because she thought
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you were responsible
enough to do a good job?
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What do you mean?
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Well, take police, for instance.
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You know, it isn't
part of their job
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to like arresting people.
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They share a responsibility
to enforce the rules.
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And rules are very
important, Bobby.
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They're made to protect people.
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Never thought of it that way.
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And you'll be a great
safety monitor, Bobby
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if you try.
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You think so?
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Why, we'd bet on it.
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( whispering):
What are you doing?
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Studying the rules.
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If I've got to be
a safety monitor,
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I'm going to be the best
one the school ever had.
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Well, it's past your bedtime,
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so just a few more
minutes, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, wow!
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What's the matter?
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I didn't know chewing
gum was against the rules.
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I've been illegal all term.
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Hey.
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Yeah?
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You're chewing gum.
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So?
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Regulation 16-A
says you're not allowed
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to chew gum in
classrooms or hallways.
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This is my post. No gum.
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Who's chewing gum?
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Hey, wait! You're trying
to swallow the evidence!
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I just did. Nyah!
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Won't do any good.
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( clucking like a chicken)
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I'm not a chicken.
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I'm just doing my job.
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How do you spell your name?
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Last name first.
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Well, he's...
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you know, every
time we go someplace,
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she always gets carsick.
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We have to give
her this Dramamine...
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What's your name?
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Why?
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You just littered.
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I tried to get it
in the waste can.
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That's what they all say.
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Name, please. Last name first.
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BOY: Come on, give it to me!
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Come on, give it to me!
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Okay, you three hold it.
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Right there. Hold it.
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There is to be no disorderly
conduct in the halls,
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especially at my post.
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We were only trying to
help him carry his books.
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That's your story.
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I know, last name first.
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Boy, this is what I've
always wanted... a boat.
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Ha-ha. Me, too.
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Give me a boat
and a moonlit night,
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and I'm all set.
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Haven't you forgot something?
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What? The girl.
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Oh, she's there, little brother.
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She's there.
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MIKE: Ahoy, there!
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Hi. Oh, hi.
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Okay, kids, if we're
going to go sailing,
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we're going to have to learn
a little something about it.
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With a boat this size,
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there really isn't
much to learn, is there?
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Oh, yeah? Well, if
you want to do it safely,
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there's a lot more
than you think.
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For instance, who knows
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which side is port and
which is starboard?
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The left side is port.
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Right. Yeah.
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I know which side is starboard.
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The right one.
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Yes, that's right.
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Well, I couldn't miss.
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Okay, now, when two boats meet,
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who has the right of way?
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The biggest boat.
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No, no, no. The boat
that's on the right.
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It's the same as
the rules of the road.
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Yeah, but what if they're
coming straight at each other?
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Then we're back
to the biggest boat.
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What are we doing? Hi, Cindy.
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Well, we're learning a little
bit about sailing, sweetheart.
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Can I learn, too?
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Why, sure.
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Where's Bobby?
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He's still busy at school.
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What's he doing?
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He stopped seven kids
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from running down the stairs
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and he was still trying to
get their names when I left.
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Well, he's really serious
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about being the
long arm of the law.
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( girls laughing)
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Hey, wait!
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Stop!
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You're running in the halls.
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It's okay... It's my
brother. Come on.
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Cindy!
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What are you doing?
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What does it look
like I'm doing?
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I know her name. What's yours?
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Last name first.
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Bobby, you can't turn me in!
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I'm your own sister!
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Watch it.
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I can also cite you for
arguing with a safety monitor.
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Neatness counts.
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Thanks, Alice.
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Here.
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What's the cheese for?
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For you. All rats eat cheese.
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What was that all about?
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Oh, she's just sore
'cause I was doing my duty.
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I had to turn her name in
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'cause she was
running in the hall.
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Oh. That's why she
had to stay after school?
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'Cause you reported her?
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Yeah. She was
running in the hall.
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When you break a rule,
you have to get punished.
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Well, I'll keep it
down to a slow walk
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in the kitchen.
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And he wrote down
the names, even mine.
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But that's his job, sweetheart.
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Yes, but I'm his
very own sister.
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Well, that doesn't give you
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any special privileges.
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The same rules apply to you
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that apply to everyone else.
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I don't see why they should.
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Let me see.
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I'll try to explain
it to you this way.
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Let's say that Bobby
was a policeman,
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and, uh, I drove
through a red light...
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Accidentally, of course.
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Well, I would expect
him to give me a ticket.
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Your own son?!
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Absolutely.
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Boy, if I ever had a son
who was a policeman
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and he gave me a ticket,
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I'd give him a spanking.
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( stamping feet)
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I guess she was
complaining about me.
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You guessed right.
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I guess you took her side.
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You guessed wrong.
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You didn't?
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Yeah. Well,
Cindy didn't like it,
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but, well, you were just
doing your duty, honey.
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I'm glad you understand, Mom.
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Oh, I do. I do.
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Listen, being in a position
of authority isn't easy.
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Right. Thanks, Mom.
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It's kind of tough
being a lawman.
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It's a big responsibility.
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Oh, I know, Officer.
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I wonder if he really
would give me a ticket.
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( knocking)
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Come in.
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Jan, I got to talk to
you about something.
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Well, can't it wait?
I'm awful busy.
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I just saw Alice
setting the table.
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So?
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It's your turn to set
the table tonight.
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What business is that of yours?
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Mom and Dad told us
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not to go pushing off
our chores on Alice.
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00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,063
Well, look, Bobby, I have...
269
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,237
You're breaking a rule.
270
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,488
People can't just go
around breaking rules.
271
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,259
Bobby, you're a safety
at school, not at home.
272
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,028
A rule is a rule... at
school or at home.
273
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,030
You're going to be on my report.
274
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,176
What report?
275
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,680
I'm turning in a report
to Mom and Dad
276
00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:16,718
at the end of the week.
277
00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:18,598
Well, I've got a
very good reason
278
00:12:18,622 --> 00:12:20,132
for not setting the table.
279
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,707
And I've got a very good
reason for reporting you.
280
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:23,691
You broke a rule.
281
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,260
See you later.
282
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,489
( door opens)
283
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,691
You were supposed
to be in by 11:30.
284
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,027
Sorry I woke you up, Bobby.
285
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:02,146
You're 25 minutes late.
286
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,465
Go back to sleep.
287
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,212
I'm going to have
to tell Mom and Dad.
288
00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:07,302
Huh?
289
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,036
You're going to be on my report
290
00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:10,505
at the end of the week.
291
00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:12,439
What report?
292
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:15,259
You broke a rule.
You came in late.
293
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,762
Listen, I have a very
good reason for being late.
294
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,181
That's what they all say.
295
00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:24,702
How could they cram ten feet
of nerve into four feet of kid?
296
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,354
You know, I thought
everybody would love
297
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,156
the way that Jan
and I painted the boat.
298
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,180
Boats are supposed
to be one color.
299
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,482
You want to scare
the fish to death?
300
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,318
Okay, so we goofed.
301
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,837
Listen, you're lucky you're
not on Bobby's report.
302
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,905
Yeah. Do you
believe that report?
303
00:13:44,974 --> 00:13:46,791
I have to. I'm on it.
304
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,226
So am I. The little stinker.
305
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,544
What are you on it for?
306
00:13:50,613 --> 00:13:52,024
Well, I'm not supposed to borrow
307
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,826
any of Mom's
things unless I ask,
308
00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:55,995
and Bobby saw me
borrowing a bracelet.
309
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:58,152
You know, I think
being a school safety
310
00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:00,354
has gone right to
his fat little head.
311
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,673
I'd like to give him a good kick
312
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,676
right in his fat
little... other end.
313
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,114
Two eggs. Check.
314
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,782
Two cups cream. Check.
315
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,951
Beat at high speed
for 30 seconds.
316
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,564
BOBBY: Alice. Hmm?
317
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,399
I just went by the trash cans.
318
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,834
You've got some
spray bottles and cans
319
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,936
in with the other things. So?
320
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,671
They're supposed
to be kept separate.
321
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,508
Sorry, but I'm going to
have to put you on my report.
322
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,199
Report?
323
00:14:34,523 --> 00:14:35,473
( Mike grunts)
324
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,458
( kids cheering)
325
00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:40,261
The S.S. Brady. Boy,
does that look neat!
326
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:42,174
Mm-hmm. Who's
going to be the captain?
327
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:43,509
Your father, of course!
328
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:44,465
Ta-dum!
329
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:45,844
What am I going to be?
330
00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:47,785
Probably seasick.
331
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,921
Hey, when can
we go sailing, Dad?
332
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,034
Well, if we get the sail
back that I ordered today,
333
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,786
we ought to be able to put it
in the water on the weekend.
334
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,059
Good! Oh, good!
335
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,805
That's really great, Dad.
336
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,097
Hey, where are you
going all dressed up?
337
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,876
All us safeties
have to go to school
338
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,340
and get our picture taken.
339
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,083
Well, just be careful
340
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,331
and don't get your
good clothes dirty, okay?
341
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:07,800
Don't worry, I
won't. See you later.
342
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,656
Okay, honey. Bye.
343
00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,609
Dad, does he have to go with us
344
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,111
when we launch the boat?
345
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,806
Well, now, that's
a silly question.
346
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,163
Of course he does.
347
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:19,734
Well... if he's going to go,
348
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:21,268
I don't really think I want to.
349
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,770
That goes double for me.
350
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,254
Make that triple.
351
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:26,673
Hey, wait a minute.
352
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:29,777
Come back here.
What is this, huh?
353
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,057
We haven't even
launched the boat yet,
354
00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:32,113
and we've got a mutiny?
355
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,462
What's going on here?
356
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,967
( all talking at once)
357
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,342
See you guys later.
358
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,380
GIRL: Oh, Bobby! Bobby!
359
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,815
Oh, am I glad to see you.
360
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,428
Hi, Jill. You've got to help me.
361
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,385
My cat's stuck. Your cat?
362
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,486
Around the corner.
363
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,754
It's stuck in that old house
364
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:57,866
they're going to tear down.
365
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,824
I can't get in. It's
all boarded up.
366
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,560
Well, we can't go
in that old house.
367
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,039
There's a sign
right out in the front
368
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,390
that says "no trespassing."
369
00:16:05,414 --> 00:16:09,183
Please, you've got to
get Pandora out for me!
370
00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,684
( sighs)
371
00:16:10,754 --> 00:16:14,655
Gee, Jill, I'd like to help,
but... it says "keep out."
372
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,923
A rule's a rule.
373
00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:19,060
What if Pandora's hurt?
You've got to help me.
374
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,630
Please, you've got to
get Pandora out for me!
375
00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:27,001
Well... I know I'm not
supposed to do this...
376
00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:11,345
Here, Pandora.
377
00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:13,381
Come here, Pandora.
378
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,183
( meowing)
379
00:17:18,488 --> 00:17:20,254
Pandora?
380
00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:22,306
( meowing continues)
381
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,624
Are you up there?
382
00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:26,760
( yowling)
383
00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:28,462
( coughing)
384
00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:30,130
( meowing)
385
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,434
( coughs)
386
00:17:34,503 --> 00:17:35,753
( meows)
387
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,454
Thanks, Bobby.
388
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,324
( coughing)
389
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:47,532
Boy... Mom and Dad
are going to kill me.
390
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,443
Mom?
391
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,880
Dad?
392
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,913
Wow! What luck!
393
00:18:18,982 --> 00:18:21,648
I've still got a whole hour.
394
00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:03,140
♪ ♪
395
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:21,492
( gurgling)
396
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,190
( gurgling)
397
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,678
What?!
398
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,847
Oh, no!
399
00:20:21,204 --> 00:20:22,281
We went to our sale.
400
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,272
Yeah, here. Let me help, Alice.
401
00:20:25,341 --> 00:20:26,473
Okay.
402
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,752
Well, if there's
one thing I hate,
403
00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:29,810
it's a last-day,
half-price bargain sale.
404
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:31,156
Oh, me, too.
405
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,491
All that pushing and
shoving and grabbing.
406
00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:35,516
I hope I didn't hurt anybody.
407
00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:42,489
I have told those kids
not to leave the door open.
408
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,559
What on earth...?
409
00:20:45,627 --> 00:20:46,755
CAROL: Oh, my goodness!
410
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,206
Where are all those
suds coming from?
411
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,841
Well, the washing
machine must be on.
412
00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,476
Well, Alice, did you
leave it on automatic?
413
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,111
I wasn't even using it today.
414
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:54,768
My goodness...
415
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,587
Oh, Alice!
416
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,556
The washing
machine's gone crazy!
417
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,491
BOBBY: Help! Mom!
418
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,094
Mrs. Brady, the
suds are calling you.
419
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,163
Bobby?
420
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:06,408
BOBBY: Yeah, it's me!
421
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,798
Where... oh, Bobby...
422
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,507
Here he is. Where are you?
423
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:10,745
Here he is. Wait.
424
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,469
Oh, what in the world happened?
425
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,603
Are you all right?
426
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:14,672
I think so.
427
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:15,906
What were you doing?
428
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,741
Washing my clothes.
429
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,254
You're supposed to
take your clothes off
430
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,555
before you wash them.
431
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,814
Bobby... oh...
Oh, honey... Sorry.
432
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,266
Yeah, you should be.
433
00:21:26,335 --> 00:21:28,097
And when there
wasn't anybody home,
434
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,065
I figured I could
wash my good clothes
435
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:33,324
and you'd never find out.
436
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,092
( sighs)
437
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,693
Well, what do you think?
438
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:39,174
It calls for a
punishment, doesn't it?
439
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,434
I broke a rule... I
have to get punished.
440
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,404
Well, not necessarily, Bobby.
441
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,804
What do you mean?
442
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,940
Well, you did break a rule,
443
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,942
but you saved
a little girl's cat,
444
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,245
and that's a good
reason for breaking a rule.
445
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,774
Bob, we always have to have
446
00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:58,243
rules and laws, but we
also have to use them
447
00:21:58,267 --> 00:22:00,351
with reason and justice.
448
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,786
You mean you're not
going to punish me?
449
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,171
Not for this.
450
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,273
Oh, wow! Thanks!
451
00:22:06,342 --> 00:22:07,452
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
452
00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:08,520
We're not through yet, you know.
453
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,110
What else is there?
454
00:22:10,179 --> 00:22:11,290
I want to talk to
you about that report
455
00:22:11,314 --> 00:22:12,824
you're making out for us.
456
00:22:12,848 --> 00:22:13,947
What about it?
457
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,950
Listen, Bobby, other
people have reasons
458
00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:17,784
for breaking rules,
too, you know.
459
00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:20,015
Do you know why Greg was
late getting home that night?
460
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,288
No.
461
00:22:21,356 --> 00:22:23,418
Well, because his date
forgot her house key.
462
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,087
Her parents weren't home,
and he didn't want her
463
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,551
waiting around the
house alone at night.
464
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:31,164
Gee, I guess that is a good
reason for breaking a rule.
465
00:22:32,168 --> 00:22:33,684
But Greg never told me that.
466
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,531
Well, he says he tried
to, but you wouldn't listen.
467
00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,154
And you know the reason
468
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,201
why Jan didn't set
the table that night?
469
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,140
No.
470
00:22:40,209 --> 00:22:41,369
Because she had to read a book
471
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,742
for a test the next morning.
472
00:22:42,811 --> 00:22:44,895
MIKE: And one more thing.
473
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,358
Being an authority at school
474
00:22:46,382 --> 00:22:48,902
does not give you that
same authority at home.
475
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,234
You understand?
476
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:51,303
Yes, sir.
477
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,553
From what we've heard,
478
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,621
you have become the
most unwelcome young man
479
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:56,724
at Clinton Avenue
Elementary School.
480
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,175
Let alone at home.
481
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:00,945
I guess I was a
real stinker, huh?
482
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:04,765
Yeah, I guess the name
"stinker" fits pretty well.
483
00:23:05,935 --> 00:23:08,101
Maybe I should
apologize to them, huh?
484
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:10,315
I think that would
be a very good idea.
485
00:23:10,339 --> 00:23:13,651
Well, I hope you've learned
something from all this.
486
00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:15,108
Boy, I sure have.
487
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,923
First, even if you
have authority,
488
00:23:17,947 --> 00:23:19,658
you've got to listen to people;
489
00:23:19,682 --> 00:23:20,826
and second, you've got to use
490
00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:23,483
good justice and
reason like you said.
491
00:23:23,552 --> 00:23:25,218
Good. Anything else?
492
00:23:25,287 --> 00:23:28,856
Oh, yeah, the most
important thing of all.
493
00:23:28,925 --> 00:23:30,457
What's that?
494
00:23:30,526 --> 00:23:33,861
Never use a whole box of
soap in the washing machine.
495
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,547
You can say that again.
496
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:37,998
( laughing)
497
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,892
Okay, everybody.
498
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,237
We've got to loosen the mast
499
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,061
and lash the boat
to the top of the car.
500
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,674
Then we're going to
put her in the water.
501
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,632
Hey, where's Bobby?
502
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,684
I thought he was here. He...
503
00:23:56,752 --> 00:23:58,329
Where'd you get those?
504
00:23:58,353 --> 00:23:59,920
JAN: That's tighter
than your skin.
505
00:23:59,989 --> 00:24:01,388
Mom told me to wear something
506
00:24:01,456 --> 00:24:03,419
that it wouldn't matter
if it got dirty or wet.
507
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,037
Aren't those his good pants?
508
00:24:05,061 --> 00:24:06,560
Those were his good pants.
509
00:24:06,628 --> 00:24:09,330
Listen, Bobby, next time,
before you wash something,
510
00:24:09,398 --> 00:24:12,666
will you check the label
where it says "dry clean only"?
511
00:24:12,735 --> 00:24:13,934
MIKE: Come on, everybody.
512
00:24:14,003 --> 00:24:15,196
We've got to take
the mast down first.
513
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,532
Everybody get in position.
514
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:19,122
Right. Loosen
the line there and...
515
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:22,042
Ready? One, two, three, heave.
516
00:24:22,111 --> 00:24:23,710
( pants ripping)
517
00:24:23,779 --> 00:24:25,796
Uh-oh.
518
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,466
Excuse me. Uh...
519
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,522
I'll be back in just a minute.
520
00:24:36,858 --> 00:24:38,809
What's the matter with Bobby?
521
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,111
I think he got a
split amidships.
522
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,346
( laughter)
523
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,799
Yeah, and I'll bet
he's got a draft... aft.
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