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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,786 ♪ Here's the story ♪ 2 00:00:04,855 --> 00:00:06,771 ♪ Of a lovely lady ♪ 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,123 ♪ Who was bringing up ♪ 4 00:00:08,191 --> 00:00:10,592 ♪ Three very lovely girls ♪ 5 00:00:10,661 --> 00:00:13,361 ♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪ 6 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,263 ♪ Like their mother ♪ 7 00:00:15,332 --> 00:00:18,333 ♪ The youngest one in curls ♪ 8 00:00:18,402 --> 00:00:22,370 ♪ It's the story of a man named Brady ♪ 9 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:26,274 ♪ Who was busy with three boys of his own ♪ 10 00:00:26,343 --> 00:00:30,045 ♪ They were four men living all together ♪ 11 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,730 ♪ Yet they were all alone ♪ 12 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,869 ♪ Till the one day when the lady met this fellow ♪ 13 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:40,405 ♪ And they knew that it was much more than a hunch ♪ 14 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:44,276 ♪ That this group must somehow form a family ♪ 15 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:47,429 ♪ That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch ♪ 16 00:00:47,498 --> 00:00:49,698 ♪ The Brady Bunch ♪ 17 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,850 ♪ The Brady Bunch ♪ 18 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:57,456 ♪ That's the way we became the Brady Bunch. ♪ 19 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:45,403 ( sniffs): Oh, boy. Mm! 20 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,616 That meat loaf does smell good. 21 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,285 Yeah, and it will be just perfect for Marcia 22 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,675 after her visit to the dentist. 23 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,021 Last time I went to the dentist, 24 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,474 the only thing I could chew was ice cream. 25 00:01:54,498 --> 00:01:56,465 ( shuffling her feet) 26 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:00,370 ( sighs) 27 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,304 Marcia, are you all right? 28 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,995 Mm-hmm. 29 00:02:10,064 --> 00:02:11,930 Are you in pain? 30 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:14,466 Pain? 31 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:17,435 You did go to the dentist today, didn't you? 32 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:18,804 Mm-hmm. 33 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,216 I don't know what he gave her, 34 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,307 but I'd like some. 35 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:25,611 Well, honey, what did Dr. Gordon say 36 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,594 about your teeth? 37 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:28,197 Dr. Gordon? 38 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:30,165 Oh, he's on vacation in Europe. 39 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:31,983 I saw Dr. Vogel. 40 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:36,171 Dr. Stanley Vogel. 41 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,084 Oh, you should see him. 42 00:02:38,108 --> 00:02:41,176 He is far out. 43 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:43,740 Dr. Vogel must be Dr. Gordon's new associate. 44 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,297 Mm-hmm. 45 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:50,235 He has dark, gorgeous hair, dreamy eyes, 46 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:54,239 groovy bell-bottom pants, neat shoes... 47 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,009 and he plays the best rock and roll music in his office. 48 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,254 What does he use on your teeth, 49 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,911 a guitar pick? 50 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,175 What did Dr. Vogel say about your teeth? 51 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:03,243 My teeth? 52 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,633 Oh, he liked them. 53 00:03:04,702 --> 00:03:06,034 That's nice. 54 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,215 Oh, and the best part's Thursday! 55 00:03:08,239 --> 00:03:09,404 What's Thursday? 56 00:03:09,473 --> 00:03:11,973 I get to go back for my filling! 57 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,711 ( sighs) 58 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,963 Boy, that Dr. Vogel 59 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,477 sounds like the greatest thing 60 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:24,221 that's happened to dentistry since Novocain. 61 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,510 What are you staring at? 62 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,011 My teeth. 63 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,280 Well, you've seen them before lots of times. 64 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,376 I know, but they're different now. 65 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,766 Hey, listen to this. 66 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:42,971 "Are you an old maid at 19?" 67 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,685 You and those Teentime Romance magazines. 68 00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:48,010 Marcia, if I didn't read this magazine, 69 00:03:48,078 --> 00:03:50,279 I wouldn't understand life's problems. 70 00:03:50,347 --> 00:03:53,115 I wish I was old enough to have problems. 71 00:03:53,183 --> 00:03:55,750 Listen. "One way to achieve a successful marriage 72 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:58,120 is for a girl to marry a man..." 73 00:03:58,188 --> 00:04:00,555 Well, big deal. Even I know that. 74 00:04:00,624 --> 00:04:02,257 It's continued, dum-dum. 75 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:05,827 "to marry a man who is ten to 12 years older than she is." 76 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:08,008 Hey, that's interesting. 77 00:04:08,032 --> 00:04:09,509 What else does it say? 78 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:11,433 Well, it says that an older man 79 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,702 will be more stable, tender and understanding. 80 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:19,308 Yeah. That makes sense. 81 00:04:19,376 --> 00:04:21,776 Maybe that's why I like Joey Vinton. 82 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,947 He's an older man. He's 12. 83 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,743 Cindy, they're not talking about children. 84 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,411 They're talking about men. 85 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,469 They leave out the most important thing: 86 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,170 Where do you find older men? 87 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:35,206 Well, I guess, if you're lucky enough, 88 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,795 you could find one anywhere. 89 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,596 Maybe even in a dentist's office. 90 00:04:41,665 --> 00:04:44,094 You mean that new dentist, Dr. Vogel? 91 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,118 How old is he? 92 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:49,171 I don't know. 27 or 28. 93 00:04:49,239 --> 00:04:50,872 Gee, that's old. 94 00:04:50,941 --> 00:04:52,640 Hey, according to this article, 95 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,610 he'd be perfect for you. 96 00:04:55,678 --> 00:04:58,238 There's only one problem. 97 00:04:59,249 --> 00:05:03,185 To him, I'm just a mouthful of teeth. 98 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,737 Hi, honey. 99 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:06,854 Hi, dear. 100 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,053 Say, something smells good. 101 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,376 Yeah, it's my new perfume. 102 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,089 That's funny 'cause it smells like meat loaf. 103 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,847 Ah, yes, his lips are in the living room, 104 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,749 but his heart is in the kitchen. 105 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,061 Ah, yeah. Anything new? 106 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,797 Yeah. You got a call from Miss Miller. 107 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,886 Miss Miller? 108 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,199 Yes. She has a very throaty, sexy voice. 109 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:25,373 Oh, yeah? What'd she say? 110 00:05:25,442 --> 00:05:27,442 She said, "Tell Mr. Brady 111 00:05:27,511 --> 00:05:30,611 he has an appointment... tomorrow." 112 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,163 ( chuckles) 113 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,648 With the dentist. 114 00:05:33,717 --> 00:05:36,818 Oops. I forgot about that. 115 00:05:36,886 --> 00:05:39,888 Mm. Gee, my teeth are beginning to hurt already. 116 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:42,852 I know, according to Marcia, you haven't got a thing to worry about. 117 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,387 The dentist is a dreamboat. Oh, yeah? 118 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,110 Since when is old Dr. Gordon a dreamboat? 119 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,790 No, no. It's his assistant, Dr. Vogel. 120 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,281 Marcia says 121 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,617 "When he looks at you with those big blue eyes 122 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,402 he's painless." 123 00:05:54,471 --> 00:05:56,555 Well, I hope his bill is painless. 124 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,106 ( laughs) 125 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,763 Well, that wasn't so bad, was it? 126 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,143 Well, I wouldn't say I exactly enjoyed it. 127 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,567 I've had a rougher time in a barber chair. 128 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,170 Well, I must be doing something right. 129 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,482 You know, my daughter thinks 130 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:14,751 you're quite a dentist. 131 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,175 Well, thanks. She's a sharp, nice young lady. 132 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:18,821 Yeah. She's awarded you, you know, 133 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:21,924 her generation's supreme compliment: you are groovy. 134 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,231 I told you she was sharp. 135 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,394 By the way, does she ever do any baby-sitting? 136 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,495 Yeah, sometimes on the weekends. 137 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:27,552 Good. 138 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,164 My wife and I have a three-year-old 139 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,533 and we need a sitter this Friday. 140 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,918 I'm sure she'd be happy to if she's available. 141 00:06:31,942 --> 00:06:33,920 Of course, you have to supply the essentials. 142 00:06:33,944 --> 00:06:35,410 Essentials? 143 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,163 A television set, a refrigerator and at least one telephone. 144 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,331 ( laughs) Okay. 145 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,156 GREG: Hey! This is going to be a neat looking go-cart. 146 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:47,717 If we ever get it finished. 147 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,318 Where'd you get the engine? 148 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,820 From Mr. Morton's old lawnmower. 149 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:51,776 Isn't it neat? 150 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:52,944 It's terrific. 151 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,345 You guys can go for a ride 152 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,325 and mow the street at the same time. 153 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,629 Very funny. 154 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:58,950 I was only kidding. 155 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,552 Can I give you a hand? 156 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,664 Sure. Thanks. 157 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,955 We'll give you a ride sometime. 158 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,690 Thanks, Bobby. 159 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,759 Hey, Marcia. 160 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,037 Hmm? 161 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:11,495 Uh, I got a message for you from Eddie Bryan. 162 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,642 What about? 163 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,498 We're going bowling Friday night. 164 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,733 He wants to take you. 165 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,513 Well, I guess it's okay. 166 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:20,304 What do you mean, you guess it's okay? 167 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,606 Eddie Bryan! 168 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,375 Well, if you ask me, he's kind of immature. 169 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,977 What do you mean, immature? 170 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,990 Just what I said. He's only a boy. 171 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,480 Marcia, what are you talking about? 172 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:30,882 He's the same age I am. 173 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,271 That's what I mean: immature. 174 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,588 Let's get this thing finished 175 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:39,273 so I can run her over. 176 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:47,155 Alice, what are you doing? 177 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:50,017 I'm listening for clinks. Clinks? 178 00:07:50,086 --> 00:07:53,822 Yeah, sometimes I suck up some loose change and it makes clinks. 179 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,858 Would you try to clink up a new sofa? 180 00:07:58,662 --> 00:08:00,340 Hi, honey. Hi, sweetheart. 181 00:08:00,364 --> 00:08:01,829 Hi, Alice. 182 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,098 Hey, quick, tell me, how was your dental appointment? 183 00:08:04,168 --> 00:08:05,411 Oh, shade your eyes. 184 00:08:05,435 --> 00:08:07,402 Oh, I can't stand the glare. 185 00:08:07,471 --> 00:08:10,605 ( dreamily): How is Dr. Vogel? 186 00:08:10,674 --> 00:08:11,906 You know, Marcia is right: 187 00:08:11,975 --> 00:08:13,853 he is indeed charming and groovy. 188 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:15,822 Gee, I'm not supposed to see him for another month, 189 00:08:15,846 --> 00:08:17,590 but maybe I can get my appointment pushed up. 190 00:08:17,614 --> 00:08:19,814 What I need is a couple of good quick cavities. 191 00:08:19,883 --> 00:08:22,366 No, sorry, Alice, he's married and he has a family. 192 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:25,136 By the way, you know, Dr. Vogel asked 193 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,450 if Marcia could baby-sit Friday night. 194 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,707 Yeah, I don't see why not. Why don't you go ask her. 195 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:32,811 She's up in her room studying. Okay. 196 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,413 Hi, kids. 197 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,081 Hi. Hi, honey. 198 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,017 Say, Marcia, are you busy Friday night? 199 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,285 Uh, I have a date, Dad. Why? 200 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,854 Oh, well, nothing. 201 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,856 If you're busy, it's not important. 202 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,592 Hey, Dad, what's not important? 203 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,561 Oh, well, Dr. Vogel wanted to know 204 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,295 if you were free Friday night, 205 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,831 but if you're busy, forget it. 206 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,369 Did you hear that! Oh! 207 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:00,016 He wants to know if I'm busy Friday night! 208 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:00,972 He actually noticed you. 209 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,774 I can't believe it! 210 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,092 And he's an older man. 211 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,077 According to Teentime Romance, 212 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,240 you're the perfect couple. 213 00:09:07,264 --> 00:09:09,330 I wonder why he asked Dad and not me. 214 00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:12,578 Well, that's the way they always did it in the olden times. 215 00:09:12,602 --> 00:09:13,796 The boyfriend asked permission 216 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,303 from the father first. 217 00:09:15,372 --> 00:09:17,171 Sure. Don't you watch old movies? 218 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,574 Oh, an older man noticed me! 219 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,009 Oh, no. It's terrible. What? 220 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:24,445 Well, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow 221 00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:28,383 and... I don't have a thing to wear. 222 00:09:28,451 --> 00:09:30,195 I think we're all set to try it. 223 00:09:30,219 --> 00:09:31,386 Good. 224 00:09:31,454 --> 00:09:33,399 I get the feeling I forgot something. 225 00:09:33,423 --> 00:09:34,355 What? 226 00:09:34,424 --> 00:09:35,356 I forget. 227 00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:36,357 Here goes. 228 00:09:36,426 --> 00:09:37,792 ( motor sputters, dies) 229 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:39,260 ( motor sputters, dies) 230 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,595 Harder. 231 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,541 This is as hard as I can pull it. 232 00:09:42,565 --> 00:09:46,768 I don't know, it's... 233 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,904 Oh, for crying out loud, there's no gas. 234 00:09:49,972 --> 00:09:51,306 That's what I forgot. 235 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,755 ( wolf whistle) Hey, look at you. 236 00:09:55,779 --> 00:09:56,955 Do my eyes deceive me? 237 00:09:56,979 --> 00:09:59,330 You're wearing girl's clothes. 238 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,415 I have a very important appointment. 239 00:10:01,484 --> 00:10:02,800 What kind of appointment? 240 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,986 It doesn't concern you children. 241 00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:07,121 La-di-da... 242 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:10,224 Just go off and play with your dumb little toys. 243 00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:11,559 ( motor Bronx cheers) 244 00:10:11,628 --> 00:10:15,796 And the same to you! 245 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,068 I hope that didn't hurt. 246 00:10:21,138 --> 00:10:22,315 What didn't hurt? 247 00:10:22,339 --> 00:10:23,271 The drill. 248 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,373 Oh, I loved it. 249 00:10:25,442 --> 00:10:26,674 You can't believe 250 00:10:26,743 --> 00:10:29,544 how many people complain, but not you. 251 00:10:29,613 --> 00:10:31,346 I never complain. 252 00:10:31,414 --> 00:10:34,215 Rinse, please. 253 00:10:34,284 --> 00:10:36,951 Well, that's one of the things I like about you. 254 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:41,756 Mm... I love the taste of your mouthwash. 255 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,621 By the way, what about Friday night? 256 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,178 Did your father mention it? 257 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,881 Yeah... but I sort of have a date. 258 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,682 It's not really a date. 259 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:55,053 It's only with Eddie Bryan, a youth at school. 260 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,122 Oh. That's too bad. 261 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,555 I'll have to find someone else. 262 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,023 I've got tickets for the ballet. 263 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,658 The ballet? 264 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:01,760 You like the ballet? 265 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,294 I'm mad about it. 266 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,364 I've never been, but I'm mad about it. 267 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,866 Let's see how that looks. 268 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,033 Open wide, please. 269 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,180 Uh, I'm sure Eddie will understand. 270 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,381 I can break a date. 271 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,005 Just keep opening wide, Marcia. 272 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,074 I wouldn't want you to break a date. 273 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,686 Well, it's not anything important. 274 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,443 No, no, no. There will be other nights. 275 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,512 Wider, please. 276 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,258 It's okay. I'm sure it is. 277 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,032 You're sure it's no trouble? 278 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,111 Positive. 279 00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:28,036 All right, then... Friday. 280 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,316 I can't stay out very late, though. 281 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,505 Oh, no problem. 282 00:11:31,574 --> 00:11:33,775 The ballet ought to be over by 11:00. 283 00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:34,887 Wonderful. 284 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,427 Could you be ready at 7:00? 285 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,546 Oh, I can be ready even earlier. 286 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,748 No, 7:00 is fine. 287 00:11:39,816 --> 00:11:42,801 I'll pick you up at your house. 288 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,672 ( whispering): Wow. 289 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,946 We ought to paint a number on it... 290 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,213 A really good number. 291 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,760 What do you mean, a really good number? 292 00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,752 One like... 99. 293 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,865 What's so great about 99? 294 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:06,557 Well... if it ever turns over, then it's 66! 295 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,770 Hey, how about 66? 296 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,272 If it ever turns over, it'll be... 99.99. 297 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,807 Hey, you guys could make it 88. 298 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,231 Then if it turns over it'll still be 88. 299 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,978 Hey, Marcia! Hey! Watch out! 300 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,513 We're trying to paint this thing. 301 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:21,405 Really! You children and your juvenile hobbies. 302 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,606 Children? 303 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:26,077 Since when did you get to be so old? 304 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,746 ( in elderly voice): Eh? Speak up, can't hear you. 305 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,315 Greg, would you come here a minute? 306 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,364 Uh, would you tell Eddie Bryan that... 307 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,633 I can't go out with him Friday night? 308 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,057 I have another date. 309 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,324 You can't do that to him. 310 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,693 I already told him you'd go. 311 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,127 He's already shaved! 312 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,273 I'm sorry, 313 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,737 but I've got more mature things to do. 314 00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:52,253 Hi, Mom. 315 00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:53,588 Hi. 316 00:12:53,656 --> 00:12:55,089 Uh... Mom? 317 00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:56,257 Yeah? 318 00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:57,936 Did, uh, Dad mention anything 319 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,339 about Dr. Vogel and Friday night? 320 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,929 Yes, he did mention it. 321 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,564 And it's okay? 322 00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:04,666 Sure. Why not? 323 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:06,578 It'll be a good experience for you. 324 00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:09,604 Wow! So, with the traffic and everything 325 00:13:09,672 --> 00:13:12,773 I may not be home till about midnight... 326 00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:14,375 and it's still okay? 327 00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:16,388 As long as I know where you are, dear, 328 00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:17,679 I won't worry. 329 00:13:17,747 --> 00:13:19,675 Oh, Mom, you're the most 330 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:23,050 understanding mother in the whole world! 331 00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:27,505 What'd I say? 332 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,110 Jan... 333 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,847 Jan. 334 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,649 He did it. What? 335 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,563 He asked me for a date. 336 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,587 Who did? 337 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,454 Dr. Vogel! 338 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,122 Oh, Marcia, your first older man. 339 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,423 Oh, I'm so happy for you. 340 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,424 Thanks. 341 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,793 Where are you going to meet him? 342 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:49,905 He's coming here! 343 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:50,973 Here? Yeah. 344 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,307 Friday night at 7:00. 345 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,031 Well, is it all right with Mom and Dad? 346 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,978 Mom said it would be a good experience! 347 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,302 Oh, wow, that's great, Marcia! 348 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,137 Too much! 349 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,317 ( gasps): A first date... 350 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,742 can lead to a second date... 351 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:08,045 and then that might lead to a third... 352 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:12,216 and then... maybe even going steady... 353 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:16,420 and that might lead to... marriage! 354 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:23,094 Imagine... me... Mrs. Marcia Dentist. 355 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:26,396 ( dreaming): Mrs. Marcia Dentist. 356 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,133 Mrs. Marcia Dentist! 357 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:33,638 MAN: Marcia Brady, do you promise to love, honor 358 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,305 brush up and down 359 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,520 and see your dentist twice a year? 360 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,111 I do. 361 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,899 And you, Dr. Dentist, do you take Marcia for better or worse 362 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,936 for cavities, for root canal work and orthodontia? 363 00:14:49,005 --> 00:14:51,839 I do. 364 00:14:51,908 --> 00:14:57,145 With the powers vested in me by the Dental Association, 365 00:14:57,213 --> 00:15:00,815 I now pronounce you wife and dentist. 366 00:15:10,927 --> 00:15:13,461 JAN: Marcia? 367 00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:15,263 I'm talking to you. 368 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,608 ( chuckles) I guess I was daydreaming. 369 00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:19,700 And what a dream! 370 00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:21,547 Marcia, dinner's just about ready. 371 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:24,211 You better get cleaned up. Okay. 372 00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:29,287 Mom, when's dinner? We're starved! 373 00:15:29,311 --> 00:15:30,911 Any minute now. 374 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,225 Cindy, would you get me a couple of napkins, please? 375 00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:34,749 'Kay. 376 00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:37,713 CAROL: Well, Alice, I think we're just about ready. 377 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:41,177 ALICE: So are the dinner rolls. 378 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,815 Mummy. 379 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,435 Oh, mummy, we are quite ready for dinner. 380 00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,637 We're dreadfully hungry. 381 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,589 In a moment, my angels. 382 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,142 ( Alice singing happily) 383 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,127 Oh, mon petit Cindy. 384 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,557 Get me two napkins, s'il vous plaît. 385 00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:07,765 Oui, Madamoiselle Alice. 386 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,950 And I shall help you. 387 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:14,254 Ah, Madam, ze children, they are fantastiques! 388 00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:15,656 A blessing. 389 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,758 ( sighs) 390 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,896 CAROL: Dinner, Marcia. 391 00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:24,765 Marcia! 392 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:28,435 Oh, uh, uh, I'm coming, Mom. 393 00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:33,474 Hi, honey. 394 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:34,709 CAROL: Hi, dear. 395 00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,812 Boy, you look beat. 396 00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:39,161 Yeah. What a day. 397 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,349 Really rough, huh? 398 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,845 MIKE: Well, there's no pleasing some clients. 399 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,119 Give 'em modern 'cause they ask for modern, 400 00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:47,404 they want early American. 401 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,535 CAROL: Well, maybe tomorrow will be better. 402 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,992 I doubt it. 403 00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:54,261 Mm... 404 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,793 Hello, my dearest. 405 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,594 Hi, honey. 406 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,874 BOTH: Mm. 407 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,941 Rough day? 408 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,166 Oh, brutal. 409 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,734 The way people thoughtlessly break appointments. 410 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:22,289 Oh... Rinse. You'll feel better. 411 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,392 I feel better just being with you. 412 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,177 Patient trouble? 413 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,029 The Levine kid bit me! 414 00:17:28,098 --> 00:17:29,291 Again? 415 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,566 That makes the third time this month. 416 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,000 And if that wasn't enough, 417 00:17:33,069 --> 00:17:34,235 I spent all afternoon 418 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,970 extracting an impacted molar. 419 00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:38,422 I'm so proud of you, my darling. 420 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,536 Because of you there's one less 421 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,387 impacted molar in the world. 422 00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:45,624 Relax. You're at home with me now. 423 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,314 ( contented sigh) 424 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,216 Are you sure? 425 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,251 That's awful. 426 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,753 Well, I'll have to tell Marcia. 427 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,538 Oh, well, thanks. Bye. 428 00:18:11,608 --> 00:18:13,641 Marcia? Yeah? 429 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:14,853 Can I talk to you for a minute? 430 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:15,810 Well, make it short, okay? 431 00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,089 I've got to get on this algebra. 432 00:18:17,113 --> 00:18:19,375 Well, I was just talking to my friend Cathy. 433 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,783 And she's got a friend who has a sister, and... 434 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,362 she was thinking of going out 435 00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:25,987 with a married man. Mm-hmm. 436 00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:27,566 What do you think of that? 437 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,323 Well, I think that's terrible. 438 00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:32,309 But, uh, what if she was in love with this man? 439 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,738 Well, it still doesn't make any difference. 440 00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,829 He's a married man. 441 00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:36,625 But what if she didn't find that out 442 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,181 till after they fell in love? 443 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,330 Well, it's still wrong. 444 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,779 Can you imagine what kind of life 445 00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,886 this poor girl would have? 446 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,522 Hiding in the shadows, 447 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:48,492 waiting by herself as the clock ticks off the empty hours, 448 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,045 doomed to be the other woman for life! 449 00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:52,429 That's not for me. 450 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,577 I'm glad to hear you say that, 451 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,712 because... he's married. 452 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,768 Who's married? 453 00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,987 Dr. Vogel, your date. 454 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,150 He's got a wife, children, 455 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,507 maybe even a dog. 456 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,228 Dr. Vogel? 457 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,575 Yes. 458 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,346 Cathy's parents are friends 459 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,082 of Dr. Vogel and his wife. 460 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,950 Are you absolutely positive? 461 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,902 Positive. 462 00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,064 What are you going to do? 463 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,788 ( sighs) I don't know. 464 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,868 Hi, Alice. 465 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,926 Hi, honey. 466 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,639 Alice, can I talk to you? 467 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,429 Sure, sweetie. 468 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,698 I mean woman to woman. 469 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,668 Be a little hard for us to do it any other way. 470 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,970 This is serious. 471 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,271 Oh. 472 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,606 Well, sure, honey. 473 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,408 Here... sit down. 474 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,743 Let's talk. 475 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,826 Well... suppose you found out something 476 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,260 about your boyfriend Sam. 477 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,884 Like what? 478 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,821 Well... suppose all the time that you've been dating 479 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:55,058 Sam's been married to someone else. 480 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,161 Marcia, do you know something I don't know? 481 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,098 No! I'm just supposing, that's all. 482 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,344 But what would you do 483 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,296 if you found out Sam was married? 484 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,120 Well, no butcher better tell me 485 00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:09,223 something like that with a meat cleaver on the counter. 486 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,012 You're sure we're not talking about Sam now? 487 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,104 Oh, positive. 488 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,305 It's some other woman 489 00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:14,639 who's facing that problem. 490 00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:15,829 Somebody you know? 491 00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:17,298 Yeah. 492 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:20,067 And I was hoping you could give her some advice. 493 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:24,004 Oh, well, I'd say stop the romance right away. 494 00:20:24,073 --> 00:20:25,022 How? 495 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,440 Well, I'm not sure... 496 00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:29,610 My problems with romance have never been stopping one, 497 00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:31,645 it's always been starting one. 498 00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:33,341 I mean, how would you stop it, Alice? 499 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,609 Would you write him a letter 500 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,944 or phone him, or what? 501 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,768 Oh, no. I'd face him with it 502 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,537 right away, face to face! 503 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,466 Get it over with real quick, huh? 504 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,957 Right. 505 00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:44,875 Thanks, Alice. 506 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,750 ( door slams) 507 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,151 ( firmly): Dr. Vogel? 508 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,330 Oh, hi, Marcia. 509 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,065 Uh, did we have an appointment? 510 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,489 No, but I had to see you at once. 511 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,837 No, don't tell me that filling came out. 512 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,706 Please, sit in the chair. 513 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,974 Dr. Vogel... I can't go on like this! 514 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,498 Well, I'm sure you can't. 515 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,999 The pain must be pretty bad. 516 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,279 I almost couldn't do my algebra test! 517 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,604 Marcia, why didn't you call me at home? 518 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,717 That would have even been more painful. 519 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,007 More painful? 520 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,509 Dr. Vogel, we can't go on 521 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,144 seeing each other like this, 522 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,629 even though we haven't had our first date! 523 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,948 Our first date? I... I know you were afraid 524 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,578 if you told me you were married 525 00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,063 I wouldn't have accepted. 526 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,497 I realize that older men 527 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,771 are attracted to younger girls. 528 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,208 I read Teentime Romance magazine. 529 00:21:34,276 --> 00:21:36,277 Oh, I can see you do. 530 00:21:36,346 --> 00:21:37,377 Do you mean 531 00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:39,246 the date I asked your father about? 532 00:21:39,315 --> 00:21:42,549 Yes. It was very gallant of you to ask his permission. 533 00:21:42,618 --> 00:21:45,419 Oh, I think I understand. 534 00:21:45,488 --> 00:21:48,472 I'm flattered that you find me attractive, but... 535 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,524 I couldn't break up your marriage. 536 00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:55,045 Marcia... you're wiser than your years. 537 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:58,282 That's why I have to give you up, Doctor. 538 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,417 If that's what you really want. 539 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,186 That's the way it has to be. 540 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,021 I give you back 541 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:08,124 to your wife and your children. 542 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,427 ( earnestly): I thank you, Marcia. 543 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,330 My wife and children thank you, too. 544 00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:14,476 Dr. Vogel? 545 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,678 I think you should know that... 546 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,313 I'm not ever going to say anything about this 547 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,915 to my friends or my family. 548 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:24,374 Believe me, Marcia, I won't either. 549 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,543 Oh, by the way... Yes? 550 00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:30,597 I'll still be in on Wednesday to have my teeth cleaned. 551 00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:36,403 ( chuckling) 552 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,124 Greg? 553 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:41,758 Greg? 554 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,378 I don't know if I want to talk to a chick 555 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,558 who breaks dates with my friends. 556 00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,983 Does... does Eddie Bryan have another date 557 00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:50,284 for Friday night yet? 558 00:22:50,353 --> 00:22:52,486 No, thanks to you. 559 00:22:52,554 --> 00:22:54,621 Good. 'Cause I want to call him right now. 560 00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:56,123 I'd love to go out with him. 561 00:22:56,192 --> 00:22:57,903 Wait a minute, I thought you said 562 00:22:57,927 --> 00:22:59,571 Eddie was too immature for you. 563 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,828 You know, there's a lot to be said 564 00:23:01,898 --> 00:23:04,098 for growing old together. 565 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:10,187 GREG: Come on, Marcia! 566 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,622 Would you calm down? 567 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,168 Eddie can't hold that bowling lane all night! Hurry up. 568 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,202 Good night, kids, have fun. 569 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,159 Bye-bye. You, too. 570 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,227 Don't be late. 571 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,372 Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. 572 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,540 And drive carefully. 573 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,608 I will. 574 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,510 I wonder what changed her mind 575 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,111 about Dr. Vogel tonight. 576 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,712 I don't know, and she really seemed 577 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,315 to be looking forward to it, too. 578 00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:29,840 I know why Marcia changed her mind about Dr. Vogel tonight. 579 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:30,807 Why? 580 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,676 Well... 581 00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:36,863 I better not tell you. 582 00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:38,766 You're not young enough to know. 583 00:23:42,772 --> 00:23:45,238 Oh, teenagers... by the time you understand 584 00:23:45,308 --> 00:23:46,674 what they're talking about 585 00:23:46,742 --> 00:23:49,159 they're not teenagers anymore. 586 00:23:58,621 --> 00:24:02,456 ( motor repeatedly fails to start) 587 00:24:08,897 --> 00:24:12,216 This thing's never going to work. 588 00:24:16,138 --> 00:24:17,838 I've about had it. 589 00:24:17,906 --> 00:24:19,184 Where are we going to get a new motor? 590 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,785 Next time, I'll handle it. 591 00:24:20,809 --> 00:24:22,976 ( motor starts) 592 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,480 ( backfiring) 593 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:31,418 Hey, um, guys... Um... uh... 594 00:24:31,487 --> 00:24:32,586 Stop... stop it! 595 00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:34,554 Hey, look! ( yelling) 596 00:24:34,623 --> 00:24:36,524 ( screaming) 597 00:24:36,592 --> 00:24:39,560 ( yelling) 40842

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