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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Okay!
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GREG: Go! Go! Go!
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Go!
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Touchdown!
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Wait a minute, you guys.
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This is a kitchen,
not a coliseum.
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We're just getting in
a little practice, Alice.
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Wait a second.
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Is this yours?
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No. It's Bobby's.
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Tell him it won't be
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if he doesn't keep
it out of the kitchen.
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Take it up to him. Okay, sure.
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Greg. Yeah?
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You take it up to him.
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Alice asked you to do it.
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You do it, you're older.
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( glass breaks)
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Oh, no.
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Something broke.
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I think we'd better
go take a look.
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Oh, no.
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The antique lamp.
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Mom's going to kill us.
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Personally, I don't think
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you're going to
get off that easy.
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GREG: Let's get
this on the table.
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PETER: Okay.
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I hope we're able to fix it
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before Mom gets home.
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I got some model airplane glue.
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It dries real fast.
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Good deal.
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Alice, not a word about
this to anyone, huh?
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Fellas, I'm no squealer.
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It's real important.
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My mouth is shut.
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Thanks.
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I better shut my eyes, too.
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What for?
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'Cause if that lamp
doesn't pass inspection,
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I don't want to see
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what your mom's
going to do to you.
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That does it.
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What do you think?
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Great. Nobody will
know it was broken.
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Good. ( doorknob rattles)
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( knocking on door)
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Who is it?
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BOBBY: It's me.
Who do you think it is?
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Do you think we can trust Bobby?
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No way. He wouldn't squeal.
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He's too young, though,
he might let it slip.
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Let's get this in the closet.
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( knocking)
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BOBBY: Hey,
what's with you guys?
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Let me in.
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Be there in a minute, Bobby.
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( knocking)
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Pretend like you're studying.
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What did you have
the door locked for?
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We were studying.
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Since when are you guys
so crazy about homework?
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We just didn't want to
be disturbed, that's all.
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Oh. Well, I just wanted
to get my football.
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Uh, Bobby, I'll get it.
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Why?
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Why not?
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I'm your brother.
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If you want the
football, I'll get it for you.
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Go get 'em, tiger!
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Sock it to 'em!
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But I need my helmet, too.
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No. Uh...
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How would you like
to use my helmet?
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Yours? You never lend me yours.
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I will now.
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For good luck in the game.
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You can adjust the strap.
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Have a great game, kid.
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Okay.
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( door opens, shuts)
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi, Mrs. Brady.
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Oh, boy, were the
stores crowded today.
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Anything new happen around here?
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Nope.
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Wow. That was a
pretty fast "nope."
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Yep.
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Okay.
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Mmm.
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Oh, no!
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Oh! Alice!
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Alice!
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Yes, Mrs. Brady?
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Alice, did you
clean in here today?
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Nope.
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You're sure? Yep.
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You're beginning to sound
like Gary Cooper again. Look.
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ALICE: Oh, my.
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How in the world do you
suppose that happened?
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That is what I'm
trying to find out.
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Now, Alice, who
was in here today?
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Who?
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Uh, well, it could
be almost anybody.
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Hard to say.
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Look, Alice, this is
very important. Please.
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Now, you've always told me
the truth before, haven't you?
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Oh, yes, ma'am. I've
always told you the truth.
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The truth is something
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that I have always told you.
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I've always told you the truth.
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Now, look, Alice,
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I want to know exactly
how this happened,
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what happened,
who did it and why.
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Is that a direct question?
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Yep. That's a direct question.
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( sighs)
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Alice is some friend.
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Yeah. She said she'd
keep her mouth shut.
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She sure opened it in a hurry.
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Maybe it wasn't Alice's fault.
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Nobody else knew
we broke the lamp.
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Good ol' Alice.
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She cost me a week's allowance.
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Yeah. What about me?
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My allowance is bigger.
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( knocking)
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Hey, guys,
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I-I just wanted to
tell you I'm sorry.
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I didn't want to say anything.
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Sure.
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There was no way out of it.
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I couldn't lie to your mother.
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Couldn't you have said nothing?
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I tried. Honest, I did.
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I really tried.
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( record needle scratching)
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Alice, was anybody playing
the record player last night?
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Yeah. Marcia.
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She must've played that new
album of hers about 20 times.
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Wouldn't you call
that squealing?
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All Alice had to do was to
turn off the record player.
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Well, maybe she didn't
know the record player was on.
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That's right. Maybe she didn't.
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Alice knows everything
that goes on around here.
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Now I can't use the
stereo for a whole week.
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I never thought Alice
would turn into a squealer.
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Hey, girls, I finally
got it worked out
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so we're going to have
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the pillowcases
match the sheets.
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Grand.
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Ever since I washed the
yellow cases with the blue sheets
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I've never been
able to get caught up.
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Jan, aren't you supposed
to be wearing your glasses
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while you're reading?
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Oh, it's too much trouble.
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Your folks said when you
read, you wear them, remember?
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You better put them on
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or she'll squeal on you, too.
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Squeal? Oh, you
mean Peter and Greg.
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I mean me.
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You told Mom that I left
the record player on all night.
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I told what?! You know what.
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Now I can't use the
stereo for a whole week.
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Oh, honey, I had no
idea when she asked me
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who'd been using it and
why she wanted to know.
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Sure you didn't.
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No, honest.
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She just asked me a
question and I answered it.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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No matter what I say nowadays
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it turns out to be something
I shouldn't have said.
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( humming quietly)
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We're ready to go, Alice.
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The new people on the
corner invited us over to swim.
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Good! Find out if they've
got a housekeeper.
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Maybe she'll invite me over.
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Bobby, are you
wearing your new trunks
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or those old ones
with all the holes... Aah!
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You're not wearing
you bathing suit,
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you're wearing
your birthday suit.
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They swim without
clothes on over there.
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We can't wear any if
they don't wear any.
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Who moved in down
there, Adam and Eve?
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No, they're the Bellfields.
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Their father's a doctor.
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Well, he couldn't
have much of a practice
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if they can't afford
bathing suits.
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Now, upstairs and suit up.
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Dr. Bellfield says the
sun has lots of vitamins.
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Well, so does orange juice,
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but you don't go swimming in it.
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Go on... upstairs.
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Why can't we go like this?
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You are not gonna swim
in an X-rated swimming pool
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without your
parents' permission.
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But Alice...!
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No buts. Out, out, out, out.
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( groaning)
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Whew.
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( whistles)
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Hi, kids. How'd it go today?
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Okay.
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You both had tests, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hey, I got some
beautiful peaches today.
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You want some?
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No, thank you.
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( hammering)
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Can you fix it?
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Sure. It'll be easy.
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( grunting)
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Gee, it's harder than I thought.
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Maybe Alice can fix it.
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We don't want Alice
doing us any favors.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Greg and Peter said we
can't trust her anymore.
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Marcia and Jan
said the same thing.
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I guess Alice isn't
our friend anymore.
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Yep.
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Remember how we
all used to like her?
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Well, I just don't
understand it, Kay.
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I don't know how it happened
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between the kids and me.
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Don't start crying again, Alice.
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The coffee's weak
enough already.
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I feel so awful.
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Look, Alice, it's not
the end of the world.
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Oh, we used to have
such fun together.
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My last birthday,
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the boys made up this
big card, like a diploma...
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They made me an
honorary brother.
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And the girls made
my birthday cake.
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It was just terrible.
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I mean, it was full
of dry lumps of flour
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and the... the whipped
cream was sour
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and the icing was
runny and I... just loved it.
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( sobbing): I had three pieces!
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Oh...
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Can't you talk to Mr. and
Mrs. Brady about this?
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Well... ( sniffles)
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that'd just make it
worse for the kids.
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Th-They'd resent me even more.
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Besides, I can't make them
order the kids to like me.
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Alice, you've made the worst
mistake a housekeeper can make:
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Getting too emotionally
involved with the family.
267
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,117
And I speak from experience.
268
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,087
When I'm working,
I just do my work.
269
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,473
Getting too attached
can break your heart.
270
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,305
Well, that's why I've
gotta leave right away.
271
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,428
The sooner, the better.
272
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,812
You gotta help me, Kay.
273
00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:13,926
I mean, as long as you're
not working right now,
274
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,230
you could fill in for me
275
00:12:15,285 --> 00:12:17,663
until the Bradys find a
regular housekeeper.
276
00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:20,921
What excuse are you going
to give them for leaving?
277
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,268
( voice breaking):
Well, I don't know.
278
00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:23,791
I'll think of something.
279
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:27,344
Alice, are you sure
this is what you want?
280
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,248
No, it isn't what I
want, but it's what's best
281
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,466
and the sooner I
leave, the better.
282
00:12:33,769 --> 00:12:36,287
( sobbing)
283
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,396
Leave us?!
284
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:48,399
Alice, I... I don't
know what to say.
285
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,279
Well, my uncle Winston
called me last night
286
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,214
and I... I wanted to
tell you then and there
287
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,605
but I just couldn't.
288
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,891
Yeah, I could tell you were
upset about something.
289
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,411
You see, my uncle Winston
has this very nice dress shop.
290
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,846
But, two days ago,
291
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,515
the woman that runs it
for him just up and eloped.
292
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,467
I'd be taking over for her.
293
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:11,055
Oh.
294
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,725
Yeah, that really sounds
like a very good job, Alice.
295
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,293
I could earn quite
a bit of money
296
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,927
and, eventually,
I'd be a partner.
297
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,196
It's really a
terrific opportunity.
298
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,677
Well, you know we'd
never stand in your way.
299
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,568
Of course, it's
not just the money.
300
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,702
I mean, it's family.
301
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,203
My uncle Winston, you know.
302
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,217
Oh, Alice, of course, I know.
303
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,069
You're like a
member of our family.
304
00:13:30,093 --> 00:13:32,660
We all love you very much.
305
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,830
I love all of you, too.
306
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:39,066
I promised I'd leave right away.
307
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:41,664
Well, Alice, what am I
going to tell the children?
308
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,254
They'll be heartbroken.
309
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,900
Couldn't you just stay till
they come home from school
310
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:45,935
and say good-bye?
311
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,959
I'll write 'em a letter.
312
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,443
Give 'em a call.
313
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,346
I really better get packed
314
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,315
if I'm not going
to miss that plane.
315
00:13:54,384 --> 00:13:56,184
Alice?
316
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,772
Could I give you a hand?
317
00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:11,732
Well, you should've seen
the look on Lester's face
318
00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:13,612
when he found his sneakers
319
00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:15,747
filled with the shaving cream.
320
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,439
Hi. Hi.
321
00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:19,974
You're not Alice.
322
00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:21,842
No, I'm not. I'm Kay.
323
00:14:21,911 --> 00:14:22,843
Hi. Hello.
324
00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:24,232
Hi. Where's Alice?
325
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,480
Gone.
326
00:14:25,548 --> 00:14:26,597
And you are...?
327
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,666
Marcia.
328
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:28,899
What do you mean, gone?
329
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,285
Left. Packed up. Went.
330
00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:32,853
And you are...?
331
00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:34,088
Greg.
332
00:14:34,157 --> 00:14:35,356
Where?
333
00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:36,690
Back home.
334
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:37,792
For good?
335
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,060
Seems so.
336
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,940
Alice took off just like that?
337
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,130
I can't believe it.
338
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:43,914
You can believe it.
339
00:14:46,669 --> 00:14:48,669
Thanks.
340
00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:54,542
Gee, I never thought
Alice would leave.
341
00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:56,489
We were just
kind of ignoring her
342
00:14:56,513 --> 00:14:57,678
for squealing on us.
343
00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:59,780
She didn't even say good-bye.
344
00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:02,049
She could've at
least left a note.
345
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,685
I guess she just
doesn't like us anymore.
346
00:15:04,754 --> 00:15:07,455
Well, if that's the
way she feels about it
347
00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:08,722
it's okay with me.
348
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,991
Maybe she's doing us
a big favor by leaving.
349
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,160
You said it.
350
00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:14,011
Yeah.
351
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,513
Let's look on the bright side.
352
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,758
At least we won't have to worry
353
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,549
about being snitched on anymore.
354
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,662
Right. No more
of Alice's reports
355
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:21,897
to Mom and Dad.
356
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,155
I bet Kay's not a
snitcher like Alice.
357
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,257
Maybe we'll like
her even better.
358
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:27,369
We probably will.
359
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,692
Sure.
360
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:30,928
Hey, Kay!
361
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,941
I bet you can't
work this puzzle.
362
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:36,434
Sorry, I don't have
time for puzzles.
363
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,903
Alice used to bet with
us all the time, remember?
364
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,738
She could never work the puzzle.
365
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,087
Sure, she could.
366
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,142
She could not.
367
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,876
She could, too.
368
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,679
She just wanted to
make you feel good.
369
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:51,982
( laughs)
370
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,729
Kitty-corner... come on.
371
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,952
Hi, Kay.
372
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,221
Hey, Kay, how about
you and Peter against me
373
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,605
on two-on-one?
374
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:01,475
Sorry. A housekeeper
doesn't play basketball.
375
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,576
She keeps house.
376
00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:04,395
But Alice used to play with us.
377
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,775
Yeah, in fact, it
used to crack me up,
378
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,876
the way she shot the ball.
379
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,832
( laughs): Yeah...
380
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,111
Watch this, Kay. It's funny.
381
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,079
She spread her
legs real wide, right?
382
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,703
She'd line it up.
383
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,876
( boys laughing)
384
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,845
That was Alice.
385
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,413
I'm Kay.
386
00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:30,971
I got this one from Loretta.
387
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,540
It's really cute.
388
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:34,675
Really?
389
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,610
( pop music playing)
390
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,124
Hey, wow! That's really neat!
391
00:16:38,148 --> 00:16:39,175
Listen to that, Kay.
392
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,059
Isn't it great for dancing?
393
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,295
Alice used to make
up the craziest steps.
394
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,886
Oh, yeah! Remember the one
that she called the mugwump?
395
00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:47,788
Oh, that's so good.
396
00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:49,907
Oh, she'd go like this.
397
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,219
MARCIA: So funny!
398
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,688
JAN: And then
she'd do like this!
399
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,912
MARCIA: Yeah, like that!
400
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,750
Looks pretty silly to me.
401
00:17:09,479 --> 00:17:10,479
Mrs. Brady.
402
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,212
Oh, thanks, Kay.
403
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,159
If you don't need
me for anything,
404
00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,516
I'd like to get on home.
405
00:17:15,585 --> 00:17:16,884
Oh, all right; unless you'd like
406
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,564
to stay and watch a
little television with me.
407
00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:20,421
Alice used to do that
every once in a while.
408
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,000
No, thank you, Mrs. Brady.
409
00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:25,025
I always ended up
watching her programs.
410
00:17:25,094 --> 00:17:26,994
I have my own TV set at home.
411
00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:30,531
So, if you'll just excuse
me, I'll go get my things.
412
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,167
Oh... all right.
413
00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:34,368
Good night, Kay.
414
00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:35,719
Good night.
415
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,159
Hi, kids.
416
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,672
Would you like to
watch some TV with me?
417
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,247
Uh, no, Mom.
418
00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:52,019
We'd, uh... kind of
like to talk to you.
419
00:17:52,087 --> 00:17:53,420
Sure. What's up?
420
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,357
Well, we wanted to
talk to you about Alice.
421
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:57,425
Alice?
422
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,759
What about her?
423
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,479
Well, we think we
know why she left
424
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,981
and took the other job.
425
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,801
It was our fault.
426
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,181
All of us kids weren't
being very nice to her.
427
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:12,105
We were sort of giving her
the cold shoulder treatment.
428
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,608
Cold shoulder?!
429
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,777
Well... we figured that she
wasn't our friend anymore.
430
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,113
Why on earth would
you think a thing like that?
431
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,415
Because she was squealing on us.
432
00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:22,817
Squealing on you?!
433
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:24,925
Like with Pete and
me breaking the lamp.
434
00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:26,798
And me leaving
the record player on.
435
00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:28,350
For your information, young man,
436
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,740
Alice didn't squeal on you.
437
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,586
I asked her to tell
me what happened
438
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,777
and I told her I wanted
to know the truth.
439
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,965
And, as for you, she
had absolutely no idea
440
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,600
why I asked her
about the record player.
441
00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:40,669
Absolutely none.
442
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,336
She said that.
443
00:18:42,405 --> 00:18:44,733
And I didn't believe her.
444
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,853
Oh... Well, we never
wanted her to leave.
445
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,643
Can you blame her?
446
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,245
We're sorry, Mom.
447
00:18:51,314 --> 00:18:53,264
We all want her back.
448
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,965
I'm afraid "sorry" won't help.
449
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,167
Sometimes, when
you push people too far
450
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,536
you just can't bring
them back again.
451
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,389
Come on, Marcia.
452
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,150
Hi. Hi.
453
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,952
I guess you heard.
454
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,471
Yes, I heard.
455
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:20,791
We didn't mean we
don't like you, Kay.
456
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,127
I understand.
457
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,316
We sure spread sunshine around.
458
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:45,634
Hi.
459
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,200
Say, kids, the
strangest coincidence
460
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,368
happened to me last night.
461
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,438
I was visiting a friend
462
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:51,071
and we had coffee
in this restaurant
463
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,339
and guess who I bumped into?
464
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,340
Who?
465
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,292
Alice.
466
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,361
Alice? Here in town?
467
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,429
Where?
468
00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,830
Tell us, please.
469
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,433
The Golden Spoon
at Fourth and Oak.
470
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,245
Well, are you sure it was her?
471
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,336
Positive.
472
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,737
There's only one Alice.
473
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,183
You can say that again.
474
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,272
Oh, thanks, Kay.
475
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,780
Okay, now, that's
two toast and coffee
476
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,182
and one bacon, lettuce,
tomato with coffee.
477
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,171
Right. That'll be
right up, folks.
478
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,296
Six, please.
479
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,485
Six? Right this way.
480
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,440
There we are.
481
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,508
Enjoy your food.
482
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,863
MARCIA: Thank you.
483
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,652
GREG: There she is.
484
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,079
Hi.
485
00:21:06,148 --> 00:21:07,948
Hi.
486
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,833
Hi. Hi, Alice.
487
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,769
I just got back to town.
488
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,920
That other job I
had didn't work out.
489
00:21:13,989 --> 00:21:15,634
This is a good job, though.
490
00:21:15,658 --> 00:21:16,658
Good tips.
491
00:21:16,726 --> 00:21:17,736
GREG: Good. Alice.
492
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,993
Hmm?
493
00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:20,706
Oh, yeah. Be with
you in a moment, folks.
494
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,541
It's really an interesting job.
495
00:21:22,565 --> 00:21:24,532
I meet a lot of
interesting people.
496
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,644
GREG: I'm sure you do.
497
00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:26,867
MARCIA: That's really good.
498
00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:28,780
Well, what are you doing
around here, anyway?
499
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:32,005
Well... Well...
500
00:21:32,074 --> 00:21:34,252
We're, we're just passing by.
501
00:21:34,276 --> 00:21:36,627
Passing by?
502
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,029
Sure. On our way
home from school.
503
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,363
Oh, that's interesting.
504
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,966
You all go to different schools.
505
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,300
Miss, I'm in a hurry.
506
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,736
Oh, yeah, I'll be
right there, right there.
507
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,805
How are the folks?
508
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:47,738
They're great. They're fine.
509
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,807
Fine. Okay.
510
00:21:50,326 --> 00:21:52,993
Alice, the customers
are waiting.
511
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,028
I'm taking an order, Mr. Foster.
512
00:21:55,097 --> 00:21:56,107
Well, take it.
513
00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:57,631
Get a move on.
514
00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,612
GREG: Ah, well, I guess
we should order something.
515
00:22:00,636 --> 00:22:02,669
Miss, do you mind?
516
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,972
One minute. One minute.
517
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,284
I'll guess I'll have
a glass of milk
518
00:22:06,308 --> 00:22:07,486
and a chocolate doughnut.
519
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:10,811
Milk and a plain doughnut.
520
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,513
Chocolate.
521
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,225
Chocolate makes you break out.
522
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,750
MR. FOSTER: Alice!
523
00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:18,185
He's a very nervous man.
524
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,955
Bobby, will you stop drinking
everybody else's water?
525
00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:22,935
You won't have
room left for your food.
526
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:23,959
Okay, who's next?
527
00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:24,993
Uh, me.
528
00:22:25,061 --> 00:22:26,727
I'll have a caramel
fudge sundae.
529
00:22:26,796 --> 00:22:27,962
One fruit cup.
530
00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:30,764
Too much caramel sundae
makes too much Marcia.
531
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,133
Then I'll have the
caramel fudge sundae.
532
00:22:33,202 --> 00:22:35,785
Good. Two fruit cups.
533
00:22:36,838 --> 00:22:39,523
I don't know what I want.
534
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,274
Well, don't squint, Jan.
535
00:22:41,343 --> 00:22:43,394
Put your glasses on.
536
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,128
Thanks, Alice.
537
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,431
Alice, we've missed you.
538
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,417
We're sorry for what we did.
539
00:22:50,486 --> 00:22:52,180
We didn't mean to
treat you that way.
540
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,436
We love you, Alice.
541
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,100
We know you didn't squeal on us.
542
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,456
BOBBY: Honest, Alice.
543
00:22:56,525 --> 00:22:57,557
You mean...
544
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,661
you mean you really missed me?
545
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:02,908
Yeah, we did. Did we ever. Yeah.
546
00:23:02,932 --> 00:23:04,965
( delighted whimpering)
547
00:23:05,034 --> 00:23:08,969
Every time I go by a telephone,
I want to phone you guys.
548
00:23:09,038 --> 00:23:11,171
The other day, I took a taxi out
549
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,039
just to look at the house.
550
00:23:13,108 --> 00:23:16,459
You got no idea how
much I've missed you.
551
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:17,772
Alice!
552
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:20,363
Oh, Mr. Foster,
these are the Bradys!
553
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:23,150
Marvelous, and these
are the customers.
554
00:23:23,219 --> 00:23:26,219
They'd like a word with
you, if you don't mind.
555
00:23:26,288 --> 00:23:29,773
You got no idea how much
I have missed these kids.
556
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,636
Perhaps I can arrange for you
557
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,638
to spend more time with them...
558
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,573
All day, if you get the point.
559
00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:36,763
Yeah. Right, right.
560
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,532
Oh, thank you, Mr. Foster.
561
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,766
Thank you so much.
562
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,676
Come on, kids, let's go home.
563
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:43,103
( happy shouts, cheering)
564
00:23:46,108 --> 00:23:47,219
Wait a minute.
565
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:49,053
Where do you think you're going?
566
00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:51,595
I got my old job
back, Mr. Foster,
567
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,581
and I'm never going
to leave it again.
568
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,049
( cheering)
569
00:24:07,129 --> 00:24:08,362
Oh, Alice, I can't tell you
570
00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:09,930
how good it is to have you back.
571
00:24:09,999 --> 00:24:11,409
I have to keep pinching myself
572
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:12,511
to be sure I really am.
573
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:13,801
You know, I really believed
574
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,069
that story you told us
about your uncle Winston.
575
00:24:16,138 --> 00:24:17,437
Well, I may not be
576
00:24:17,507 --> 00:24:18,984
the greatest
housekeeper in the world,
577
00:24:19,008 --> 00:24:20,290
but I'm a pretty good liar.
578
00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:22,354
And, by the way, did
Kay work out all right?
579
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,810
Oh, Alice, she was fabulous.
580
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,957
The house was always spotless.
581
00:24:24,981 --> 00:24:26,480
She relined the
kitchen cupboards.
582
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,415
She ironed the clothes
without a wrinkle.
583
00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:29,950
She vacuumed the drapes.
584
00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:32,686
( laughing): And, Alice,
wait'll you hear this.
585
00:24:32,755 --> 00:24:34,321
She even dusted the garage!
586
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:35,667
You want to know
something, Alice?
587
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:36,723
What?
588
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,525
It was one of the worst weeks
589
00:24:38,594 --> 00:24:39,594
we have ever had.
590
00:24:39,662 --> 00:24:41,423
( laughing): Oh.
591
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,497
Don't you ever do that again.
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