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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Jan, the truth...
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Do you see anything
different about me?
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Your right eye looks bloodshot.
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I mean my expression.
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No.
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Oh, good!
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I thought the whole
world could see it.
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Well, let me look again.
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Jan, can you keep a secret?
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Sure.
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You have to give me
your solemn promise.
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My solemn word.
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I'm in love.
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Wow!
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Who is it this time?
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What do you mean, this time?
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The others were just
schoolgirl crushes.
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Is there a difference?
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Is there a difference?
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Is there a difference
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between a shooting
star and a firecracker?
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Who is he?
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Andrew Whittaker.
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Is he gorgeous?
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Well, he will be
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once his complexion clears up.
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I'm so happy!
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And I'm miserable.
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How can you be both?
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It's easy when you're in love.
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If that's love, I'd rather
have the measles.
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I'm going to go
down for some milk.
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Hey, remember...
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You swore not to tell anybody.
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I couldn't even explain it.
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( tape rewinding)
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JAN: Who is it this time?
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MARCIA: What do
you mean, this time?
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The others were just
schoolgirl crushes.
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JAN: Is there a difference?
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MARCIA: Is there a difference?
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Is there a difference
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between a shooting
star and a firecracker?
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JAN: Who is he?
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MARCIA: Andrew Whittaker...
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( whistling tune)
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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You're not just doing nothing.
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You're staring at me.
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Why are you staring at me?
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You... you look different.
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What do you mean, different?
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It's... it's hard to explain.
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It's like...
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like you're happy and
miserable at the same time.
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Peter Brady, you know something.
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Not me.
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I don't even know the difference
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between a shooting
star and a firecracker.
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You do know!
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Know what?
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You know what, what.
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Jan.
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Jan!
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You told, Jan. You told.
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What did I tell?
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You know what you told.
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I did not. I didn't say a thing.
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Well, not to me, she didn't.
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Hasn't opened her mouth,
except to gobble cookies.
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Who do you think I told?
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You know who, and you know what
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and about you know whom.
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Now it will be all
over... you know where,
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and I'll die of humiliation.
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Well, whoever it is, they
didn't find out from me.
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Why don't you tell you
know who what's what,
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and maybe we can work it out.
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If you can't trust
you own sister
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to keep a solemn promise,
you can't trust anyone.
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Look, Marcia, I promised
not to, and I didn't.
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How can you look
me straight in the eye
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and tell me an outright fib?
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Jan, this is the end of our...
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of our sisterhood!
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I didn't tell!
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Honest, I didn't.
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What in the world is
all that shouting about?
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Well, just a little
disagreement, Mrs. Brady.
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About what?
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Well, it seems that
Marcia accused Jan
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of telling you know who
about you know whom,
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and pretty soon it will
be all over you know what.
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Alice, I want to thank you
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for clearing that up for me.
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Anytime.
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What are you doing?
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What does it look
like I'm doing?
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Fixing a clock.
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Gee, how'd you
ever figure that out?
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Boy, you sure are edgy today.
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I'm always edgy
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when people are
breathing down my neck.
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Sorry, I can't
inhale all the time.
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Greg?
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Yeah?
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Did you want to see me?
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Yeah.
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Uh, Pete, will you get lost?
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I have something important
to discuss with Marcia.
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It's private.
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Sure. I know when
I'm not wanted.
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What are you doing?
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I dropped something.
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I want to pick it up. You mind?
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GREG: Well, hurry up.
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Well, have a nice talk.
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Marcia, can I trust
you to keep a secret?
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My word, unlike some people's,
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is as good as gold.
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I'm in kind of a jam.
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And if Mom and
Dad found out about it
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I'd get one of those lectures
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which I probably deserve
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but which I'm not in the
mood for at the moment.
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What'd you do?
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Last year I had an
assignment in English class
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to read The Red
Badge of Courage.
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I got it out of the library,
and read it, and then forgot it.
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Yeah, some books are like that.
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They just don't stay with you.
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What I mean is, I forgot to
return the book to the library.
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You mean it was overdue?
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40 weeks.
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The fine was like
the national debt.
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Wiped me out.
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I don't see why Mom and
Dad should get so mad.
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Forgetting to return a library
book can happen to anybody.
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Yeah, well, this is my
third offense this term,
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so I'd rather not ask Dad for
an advance on my allowance.
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If you could lend me
enough for lunch money
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I'd sure appreciate it.
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MARCIA: Okay, I'll
lend you the money.
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GREG: Thanks, Marcia,
and mum's the word?
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MARCIA: Mum's the word.
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Read any good books lately?
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Uh, why'd you bring
that up all of a sudden?
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No reason.
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Just making conversation.
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How about last year?
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Read any good books last year?
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I don't remember.
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Some older brother you are.
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You're supposed to
set a good example
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so I don't end up reading trash.
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Read War and Peace.
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How about... The Red
Badge of Courage?
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How about The Red
Badge of Courage?
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Well, I heard it was great.
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It must be, because when I
went down to the library to get it
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the librarian said it's out
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and hadn't been
returned in almost a year.
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Marcia!
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Did you want me?
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Maybe for the
last time in my life.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You told Peter...
And don't deny it.
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I didn't tell him a thing.
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So you told somebody
who told Peter.
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I didn't tell anybody!
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How did he find out?
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I don't know.
Maybe he's got ESP.
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ESP? Marcia, don't
just sit there and deny...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what
are you kids arguing about?
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Dad, this is kind of private.
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Oh, well, in that case,
have a nice argument.
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I didn't tell him a thing.
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( whistling tune)
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Hi, honey.
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When's the rummage sale start?
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I was just checking my old
ski clothes for this weekend,
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but the moths beat me to it.
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Then you could
use a new ski thing.
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Guaranteed off-limits to moths.
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Oh, Mike, thank you.
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Oh, my goodness,
what brought this on?
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( sighs)
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Mike, it's lovely.
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It will be even
lovelier when it's filled.
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How was your day?
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Oh, the usual.
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Marcia and Jan
are still feuding.
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Hmm, that's funny.
Marcia and Greg
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were just fussing
and feuding, too.
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Wonder what that's all about?
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I haven't a clue.
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You did.
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I didn't.
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You did, too.
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I did not.
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Hey, what are you
two arguing about?
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Well, you might as well know.
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She told everybody else.
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I got called into
the principal's office
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for chewing gum in class.
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That's not exactly the
crime of the century.
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Well, just the same,
a secret's a secret.
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I did not say a word.
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Anyone for dinner?
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If I wanted to tell you know who
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about you know what
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I would have told
you know who myself.
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Seems to me I've
heard that song before.
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( dinnerware clinking)
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What is this, a silent contest?
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If silence is golden, this
must be worth a fortune.
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( laughing)
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( clinking glass)
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MIKE: Okay, kids, that's it.
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You are all released
from your vow of silence
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and I want to hear
a little conversation
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and not about the weather.
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Well... I confided
something in Jan
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and she told it to everybody.
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You accused me of
being a stool pigeon.
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You can't trust anybody, Dad.
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Kind of makes you mad when
your own sister rats on you.
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I didn't rat on you.
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BOBBY: You did,
too. It doesn't matter...
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Oh, no, I can't even trust
you. You tell everybody
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else about it. Marcia, I've
told you secrets before,
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and I haven't blamed you
for... Well, of course, I guess
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that's typical from
a sister like you...
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JAN: for telling it around,
like you really have.
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( kids shouting)
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MARCIA: That's not very nice...
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GREG: That's the last
time I'll tell you anything.
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( shouting continues)
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( shouting continues)
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Guess you're wondering
why we've asked you
268
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,494
to this private caucus.
269
00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:55,191
It kind of entered my mind.
270
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,059
From what we've
been able to learn,
271
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,951
there's a security leak in
the Brady administration.
272
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:03,404
You seem to come
off as Mr. Know-it-all.
273
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,474
Any explanations?
274
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:10,578
Gee, I didn't think it
would turn out like this.
275
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,830
You didn't think what
would turn out like what?
276
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,281
Well...
277
00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:19,320
I kind of bugged the rooms
with Dad's tape recorder.
278
00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:21,756
You kind of what?!
279
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,459
Peter, why would you
do a thing like that?
280
00:12:24,527 --> 00:12:26,038
I only did it for a joke.
281
00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,395
You think eavesdropping
282
00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:30,164
on people's private
conversations is a joke?
283
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,532
I meant it to be.
284
00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:34,368
Son, invasion of privacy
is a serious offense.
285
00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:36,215
People can be sued for that.
286
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:38,806
You mean my own brothers
and sisters are going to sue me?
287
00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:43,344
Well, since this
is a first offense
288
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:46,314
I think they might
settle for an apology.
289
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,449
Immediately.
290
00:12:58,595 --> 00:12:59,861
So I'm sorry.
291
00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:02,196
What I did was dumb and stupid,
292
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:04,866
but I really didn't
mean any harm.
293
00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,801
So I'd appreciate it
294
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,370
if you'd just forgive me, okay?
295
00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:10,337
Okay. Okay.
296
00:13:10,406 --> 00:13:11,338
All right. Okay.
297
00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:12,723
It was kind of funny anyway.
298
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,741
I forgive you.
299
00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:14,842
Okay. You're forgiven.
300
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:15,988
Jan, will you ever forgive me?
301
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,256
I don't blame
you. It really must
302
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,724
have looked like I
snitched. I'm sorry.
303
00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:20,025
That's okay. Want
some bubble gum?
304
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,060
Sure. Don't worry about it.
305
00:13:21,084 --> 00:13:22,294
Marcia, I should have known
306
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:23,763
you're not the kind
of a person to...
307
00:13:23,787 --> 00:13:25,164
JAN: Bobby, do you have
any extra bubble gum?
308
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:26,365
CINDY: I've got
one more piece...
309
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,900
JAN: Maybe you can
go down to the store...
310
00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:29,735
You know, he's getting
away with murder.
311
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:31,103
All he has to do is apologize.
312
00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:34,261
I know. What kind
of punishment is that?
313
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:35,947
None. He'll just do it again.
314
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,348
He probably will.
315
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,616
( sighs)
316
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,835
But there's nothing
we can do about it.
317
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,954
Wait. Maybe there is.
318
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,255
What?
319
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,523
Give him a taste
of his own medicine.
320
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:47,636
I mean, if Peter
321
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,388
is so crazy about listening
322
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,762
to other people's conversations
on the tape recorder,
323
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,031
why not give him
something to really listen to?
324
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,082
Okay, let's give
that private ear
325
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,150
something he'll really
enjoy listening to.
326
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,251
Yeah.
327
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,736
Do you know what to say now?
328
00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:18,972
Yeah. I'd love to see Peter's
face when he hears this.
329
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,425
Boy, that Peter's a
lucky son of a gun,
330
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,593
isn't he, Marcia?
331
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,640
Whatever do you mean, Gregory?
332
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,930
Cut. Erase.
333
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:29,049
What is this "Whatever do
you mean, Gregory" stuff?
334
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,996
Well, that's what I
was supposed to say.
335
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,982
Yeah, but not like you're
the Queen of England.
336
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,032
Just be yourself. Okay?
337
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:35,173
Okay.
338
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,710
Boy, that Peter's a
lucky son of a gun,
339
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:40,978
isn't he, Marcia?
340
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,580
What do you mean, Greg?
341
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,716
I mean, Mom and Dad
throwing Peter a surprise party.
342
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,719
Are they really going to?
343
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,220
Sure. And he deserves it.
344
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,489
I mean Peter's been
failing geometry all year,
345
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,659
and then, bang, he buckles
down and brings home an "A."
346
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,093
Mom and Dad are so proud,
347
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,006
they had to do
something for him.
348
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,030
We should, too.
349
00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:00,865
Are you gonna get him a present?
350
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,735
I sure am... something special.
351
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,636
We should all get him presents.
352
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,622
I just hope he doesn't find out.
353
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,856
Not a chance.
354
00:15:08,924 --> 00:15:10,603
Mom and Dad have
it worked out great.
355
00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:12,271
They're gonna pretend
they're driving away
356
00:15:12,295 --> 00:15:13,495
on their skiing trip Friday,
357
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:15,674
but they're really gonna
come back for the party.
358
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,398
Gee, that's terrific.
359
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:20,534
Boy, will Peter be surprised.
360
00:15:27,476 --> 00:15:30,144
Okay, Mr. Big Ears,
what's the big idea?
361
00:15:30,212 --> 00:15:31,245
Huh?
362
00:15:31,313 --> 00:15:32,647
Don't give me
that innocent jazz.
363
00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:34,248
Haven't you learned
your lesson yet?
364
00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:35,249
What'd I do?
365
00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:36,984
Marcia found this under her desk
366
00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:38,053
and it was going.
367
00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:39,453
Well, I didn't put it there.
368
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,122
Sure, you didn't.
Now, put it back
369
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,623
in Dad's den, where it belongs,
370
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,959
and don't let me catch
you using it again.
371
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,864
Boy, you're sure not the
forgiving type, are you?
372
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,854
What was that all about?
373
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,607
GREG: Boy, that Peter's
374
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,631
a lucky son of a
gun, isn't he, Marcia?
375
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,310
MARCIA: What do you mean, Greg?
376
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,612
GREG: I mean, Mom and Dad
377
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,335
throwing Peter a surprise party.
378
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,148
MARCIA: Are they
really going to?
379
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,117
GREG: Sure. And
he deserves it. Wow.
380
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,018
I mean, Peter's
been failing geometry
381
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,444
all year, and then, bang,
he brings home an "A."
382
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,480
Mom and Dad are so proud,
they had to do something for him.
383
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,177
MARCIA: We should, too. Are
you going to get him a present?
384
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,312
GREG: I sure am.
385
00:16:26,336 --> 00:16:27,880
Something special. Wow.
386
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,904
MARCIA: We should all get
him a present. I just hope he...
387
00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:33,752
You keep looking
at me kind of funny.
388
00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:35,209
Am I doing it wrong?
389
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:38,513
The raised eyebrows are
not for how you're doing it
390
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,880
but why you're doing it.
391
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:41,127
Well, I just think
392
00:16:41,151 --> 00:16:43,129
a person should
help another person
393
00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:44,830
whenever he can, that's all.
394
00:16:44,854 --> 00:16:46,732
Like, I loaned my baseball mitt
395
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,234
to a friend who lost his.
396
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:51,059
The only trouble is,
now I don't have one.
397
00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:53,928
I sure could use a
new baseball mitt.
398
00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:56,096
Hi, everybody.
399
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:57,910
Well, Alice, what do you think?
400
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,501
If you're not crowned
snow queen, Mrs. Brady,
401
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:01,802
the fix is in.
402
00:17:01,871 --> 00:17:03,215
You look terrific, Mom.
403
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,505
Thank you very much.
404
00:17:04,574 --> 00:17:06,774
Hope you have a great
time at the ski lodge.
405
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:07,920
( chuckles)
406
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:08,976
What's so funny?
407
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:10,288
Nothing.
408
00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:12,547
Well, I've had these
ski pants for years.
409
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,259
I'm surprised they still fit.
410
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,017
Well, you watch your
figure, Mrs. Brady.
411
00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:17,518
Yeah. I watch mine, too.
412
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:20,187
And it's done some things
that have shocked me.
413
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,700
( whispers): Oh, Alice.
414
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:24,191
My only problem is
that I'm still growing.
415
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,561
Like last year, my
feet were too small
416
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,640
for cowboy boots.
417
00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:28,991
Now they're just right.
418
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,332
Especially brown cowboy boots.
419
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:34,535
Well, I guess I'll just
be moseying along.
420
00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:39,256
( guitar picking western tune)
421
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,192
Brown cowboy boots.
422
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,094
I know a hint when I hear one.
423
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,763
He's also shy one baseball mitt.
424
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,544
But his birthday
isn't for months.
425
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,967
I guess he figures shop
early, avoid the rush.
426
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,881
What's the matter
with that thing?
427
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:08,986
Dad?
428
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,154
Yes?
429
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,534
I finished waxing your car.
430
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,868
Anything else I can do?
431
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,825
Waxing my car? How come?
432
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,338
Well, all the pollution here
433
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,739
can really ruin the paint.
434
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,974
If there's nothing else
435
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,375
I guess I'll mow the lawn.
436
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,665
It's night.
437
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,667
I doubt if the grass
has grown very much
438
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,269
since you mowed it this morning.
439
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,338
You certainly are
ambitious today, Peter.
440
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,184
I guess I'm just
in a working mood.
441
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,886
Need a hand with the typewriter?
442
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,343
No. I think it's had it.
443
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,611
This carriage is
in the last stages
444
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,946
of rigor mortis.
445
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,614
The tab key isn't
too well either.
446
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,095
It'd be neat if we
had a new typewriter.
447
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,830
I know if I had a typewriter
448
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,165
then you could use it.
449
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,469
Everybody could.
450
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,034
A typewriter would really help
451
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:46,991
with my schoolwork.
452
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,337
A typewriter is something
453
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,841
a guy can really use.
454
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,290
Hi.
455
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,425
Hi, Pete. Hi.
456
00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:06,839
Anything I can do for you guys?
457
00:19:06,863 --> 00:19:08,562
No, thanks. Me either.
458
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:11,298
Well, if you need anything,
just holler, but holler loud,
459
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,633
'cause I'll be up in my
room listening to records.
460
00:19:13,702 --> 00:19:15,202
It won't bother us.
461
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:18,805
It might, because my records
are kind of scratchy and warped.
462
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,141
I sure need some new records.
463
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:24,478
Yes, sir, I could really
dig some new records.
464
00:19:24,546 --> 00:19:26,213
Bye.
465
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,620
Brave hunter, you
like Eskimo wife?
466
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,377
Hey, now, that's something.
467
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,379
Yeah. I may lose you
to Smokey the Bear.
468
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,625
Well, do you like it?
469
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,115
Yeah. How much it cost?
470
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,762
I borrowed it from Barbara.
471
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,918
( laughs): I love it.
472
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,186
( laughs)
473
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,455
Oh, I don't know.
This thing is hopeless.
474
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,524
You know, I think I'm
gonna put my notes on tape.
475
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,392
Honey, you want to
hand me the tape recorder
476
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,461
over there on the table?
477
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,828
Sure.
478
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,441
Hey, listen, do you know why
479
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,543
Peter mowed the
lawn twice yesterday?
480
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,007
Well, I think he's trying to make
up for the trouble he caused
481
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,669
with this thing.
( button clicks)
482
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,584
GREG: I mean, Mom and Dad
throwing Peter a surprise party.
483
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,251
MARCIA: Are they
really going to?
484
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,386
Surprise party?
485
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,821
GREG: Sure. And he deserves it.
486
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,078
I mean, Peter's been
failing geometry all year,
487
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,959
and then, bang, he
brings home an "A."
488
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,817
Mom and Dad are so proud,
they had to do something for him.
489
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,854
MARCIA: We should, too. Are
you going to get him a present?
490
00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:29,037
Bye! Have a good time.
491
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,195
We'll be back next
Sunday night, okay?
492
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,103
ALL: Okay. Bye!
493
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,799
Sure, you will.
494
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,969
We really got Peter going.
495
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,743
What are you all dressed up for?
496
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,678
Just getting ready.
497
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,846
For what?
498
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,281
Nothing in particular.
499
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,995
When you get to be my age
500
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,619
you kind of go through
a neatness period.
501
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:58,022
Boy, I hope that
never happens to me.
502
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,291
Wouldn't hurt you to
look a little neater tonight.
503
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,394
You're off your rocker.
504
00:21:47,857 --> 00:21:50,157
MARCIA: The queen can
move in any direction, can't she?
505
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,259
GREG: Yes.
506
00:21:52,328 --> 00:21:54,828
MARCIA: I don't think I
want to make that move.
507
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,229
Hi. Hi.
508
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,620
You're sure dressed up.
509
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:03,854
Yeah.
510
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:07,090
Well, I don't want to
interrupt your game.
511
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,560
Think I'll have a glass of milk.
512
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,898
Gee, he's really all charged up
513
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,165
about the party.
514
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:18,001
I... I feel kind of
funny about it now.
515
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,136
Me, too.
516
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:22,239
Think we ought to
tell him the truth?
517
00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:27,828
Pete, we better talk to
you about something.
518
00:22:27,896 --> 00:22:29,263
Yeah?
519
00:22:29,332 --> 00:22:31,232
Listen, there's...
not going to be
520
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,133
any surprise party.
521
00:22:33,202 --> 00:22:35,236
Surprise party?
522
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:42,176
Peter, it was a joke.
523
00:22:42,245 --> 00:22:44,477
GREG: A bad one.
We were just trying
524
00:22:44,546 --> 00:22:45,891
to teach you a lesson.
525
00:22:45,915 --> 00:22:47,314
MARCIA: So we taped
526
00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:49,566
that stuff about
the surprise party
527
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,685
on the tape recorder.
528
00:22:51,754 --> 00:22:52,986
Oh.
529
00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:59,309
Well, I don't blame
you guys for being sore.
530
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,278
I guess I really deserve it.
531
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,891
CAROL: Surprise!
532
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,827
Surprise party! Hey,
where is everybody?
533
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,083
Kids! Alice!
534
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:07,551
Peter! Peter!
535
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,819
Surprise!
536
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,554
( all talking at once)
537
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,222
We're having a party for Peter.
538
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,635
JAN: How come?
539
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,909
Because he got
an "A" in geometry.
540
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,290
Greg and Marcia
said it was a joke.
541
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,780
Oh, it's no joke, honey.
542
00:23:19,848 --> 00:23:22,582
Neat! Gee, we didn't
buy any presents.
543
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,579
Oh, yes, you did, and
you're gonna be amazed
544
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,548
at what good taste you all have.
545
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,865
Come on. How about
opening them up?
546
00:23:27,889 --> 00:23:29,401
We got to get back
to the lodge tonight.
547
00:23:29,425 --> 00:23:30,545
Okay. BOBBY: Yeah.
548
00:23:30,593 --> 00:23:33,327
Mom, Dad, how'd you
two find out about it?
549
00:23:33,395 --> 00:23:35,596
Well, a little tape recorder
told us. ( paper tearing)
550
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,348
That was pretty unfair of
you two. Why'd you do it?
551
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,378
Well, Peter really
played a dirty trick on us.
552
00:23:40,402 --> 00:23:41,702
And all the punishment he got
553
00:23:41,771 --> 00:23:43,937
was that he had to
promise not to do it again.
554
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,817
Well, sometimes a
promise is enough.
555
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,841
I think from now on
you two had better
556
00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:49,676
leave the discipline
to us, okay?
557
00:23:49,745 --> 00:23:50,794
Okay.
558
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,162
We're sorry.
559
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,380
PETER: Wow! Look at this!
560
00:23:53,449 --> 00:23:54,815
KIDS: Whoa! Gee!
561
00:23:54,883 --> 00:23:56,227
A tape recorder of my very own.
562
00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:57,663
Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad.
563
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,431
I think you know what to do
564
00:23:59,455 --> 00:24:01,166
with one of those, right?
565
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,524
Say, Pete, do me a
favor, open this one next.
566
00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:05,537
It's from me. I'm dying
to see what I got you.
567
00:24:05,561 --> 00:24:08,361
( laughing) You'll
love it, Alice.
568
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:19,690
( tape rewinding)
569
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,072
GREG: Hi, Pete. Hi.
570
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,574
How do you like
your new recorder?
571
00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,078
It's really neat.
And I was just going
572
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,798
to tell you guys if
you want to borrow it,
573
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,267
you can borrow it
anytime you want.
574
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:32,280
Thanks. Hey, a thing like
that can come in handy.
575
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,332
I mean, for school work
and taking notes in class.
576
00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:36,890
Yeah, but it's kind of tricky,
so you better be careful.
577
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:38,125
See this button?
578
00:24:38,193 --> 00:24:39,993
That's what you press
when you want to record.
579
00:24:40,029 --> 00:24:42,441
And this button's where you press when
you want to listen to what you recorded.
580
00:24:42,465 --> 00:24:43,665
But don't press that button,
581
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,699
'cause I already
got some stuff on it.
582
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,585
But you wouldn't
be interested in that.
583
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,556
( Peter whistling)
584
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,193
Did you hear that?
He's just dying
585
00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:58,228
for us to listen to
what he recorded.
586
00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,374
Should we listen?
587
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,864
Sure. That's what he wants.
588
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,834
PETER: I, Peter Brady,
do hereby solemnly swear
589
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,423
to forgive Greg and Marcia for
the crummy thing they did to me.
590
00:25:06,489 --> 00:25:09,006
And shame on you for listening
when you shouldn't have.
591
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,240
( laughs)
592
00:25:13,963 --> 00:25:16,163
( both chuckling)
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