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Who's the best boss ever?
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* It's bad bitch o'clock *
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* Yeah, it's thick-thirty *
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* I've been through a lot *
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* But I'm still flirty *
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* Okay *
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Keep it up, everybody.
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You and you and you and you,
strong cores.
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Strong brand.
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* How you feelin'?
How you feel right now? *
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* Oh, I been so down *
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* And under pressure... *
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No. No. No.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Ooh, no.
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* Oh... *
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Mm, puppies over polka dots.
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* Uh, bitch, I might be better *
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* Turn up the music *
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* Turn down the lights *
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* I got a feelin'
I'm gon' be alright *
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* Okay *
* Okay *
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* Alright *
MAN: Ms. Wheeler?
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* It's about damn time,
turn up the music *
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Ms. Wheeler?
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Oh. Hi, sorry.
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I was just, uh, doing
a little creative meditation.
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Oh, didn't mean to interrupt.
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No, no, no. No.
What can I do ya for?
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I don't know if you remember me.
Jared, Customer Relations.
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Sure, Jared.
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Customer Relations, of course.
(chuckling)
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I just wanted to say
your memo on brand engagement
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was really insightful.
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You read my memo?
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Read it?
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I memorized it.
(chuckles softly)
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No.
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"Our brand relies
on four core principles
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"or, as I like
to call them...
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BOTH:
...the four toes of success."
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Oh, my God!
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I'm kind of a marketing nerd.
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Hoping to do
what you do some day.
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Well, that is great.
You know, dream that dream.
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And stay hungry.
But also stay curious.
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(chuckling)
Would you ever have time to...
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to give me some career advice?
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Yeah, I kind of just did.
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Right, sorry, uh...
Thank you for your time.
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Uh, h-hang on.
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You feel stuck,
don't you?
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I do.
Oh...
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I know what that's like.
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I wish I had someone like me
to help me when I was you.
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Sure.
Mm-hmm.
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You know what?
I'm taking you on.
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You just got
yourself a mentor.
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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Thank you, Ms. Wheeler.
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Christina.
Christina.
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(chuckles)
Okay, well,
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I-I should get back
to the phones.
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Oh, you go get 'em,
Jerry from Customer Relations.
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It-it's Jared.
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It's J... Yeah, Jared.
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That's what I said. So...
(chuckling)
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I got to write another memo.
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* Alright *
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* It's about damn time *
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* In a minute, I'm-a need... *
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Ow, ow, ow.
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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Damn.
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He cooks dinner
and makes a mean mojito.
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Bob, I might have to leave
my husband for you.
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Well, I do not want yours.
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It's so funny.
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You married a businessman,
and now you have a wife.
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Hey, I am a modern man.
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There is strength
and masculinity
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in being a caretaker.
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You keep telling yourself that.
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Don't listen to her, Bob.
You put in your 30 years.
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If you want to sit around
and make us lamb chops,
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I'll be right here, baby.
Gloria.
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Hmm?
You have your own husband.
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Why do these towels smell funny?
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Ooh, what's that--
lavender?
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Straight from my herb garden.
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You have a herb garden?
I do.
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Okay.
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Bob makes
his own fabric softener.
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It's just baking soda,
vinegar and essential oils,
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and a cap full of love.
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Can I get some of that?
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Uh, you want lavender
or bayou breeze?
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Oh, take me to the bayou.
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(chuckles)
Uh, what about me?
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Do I not deserve
nice-smelling sheets?
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There's a Costco
on the way home,
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knock yourself out.
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He even holds a grudge
like a woman.
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(indistinct conversations)
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(sighs)
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Are you expecting anyone else?
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Oh, maybe someday.
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Not tonight.
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Oh, thanks.
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It's less sad if you take it.
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You guys on a date?
(chuckles)
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Must be nice.
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Uh...
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r-room for one more?
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Hey.
Oh, uh, I guess, sure.
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Thanks.
(chuckles)
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Oh, uh,
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I had a business dinner,
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but my client's...
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dog had puppies.
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At least you have an excuse,
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I was drinking alone
like a loser.
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Oh.
I remember that feeling.
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So, how do you do it?
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How do you break through
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to an executive position?
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Oh, it's simple.
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I had to be willing to do
whatever it takes.
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Do whatever it takes, okay.
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I'll tell you a secret,
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I quit my family's company
for this job.
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Wow.
Yeah.
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Wow.
(chuckles)
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This Thanksgiving,
I'm gonna be eating KFC
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alone in my apartment.
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But when I'm crying
into that bucket,
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I'll still be winning.
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Christina,
that must've been scary.
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It was.
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But I faced my fear
and I overcame it.
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That sounds like the subject
for another memo.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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Excuse me.
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You forgot to set this table.
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After working a double,
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those jets feel
so good on my feet.
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Mm-hmm.
My back has been killing me.
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'Cause you been on
your feet all day.
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Because I was
on my back all night.
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Wait until I tell you
what happened yesterday.
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Oh, is this the
Dr. Chakraborty story?
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This is great. You guys
are gonna love it.
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We were scrubbing in
for surgery...
BOTH: Mm-hmm.
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and then he takes
a personal call.
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It wasn't even
an emergency,
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it was his
girlfriend Cheryl.
Mm-hmm.
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Cheryl from the gift shop?
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Yep. Apparently,
they're a thing.
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No.
ABISHOLA: Yes.
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It's been going on for, like...
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For three months.
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Sorry. I should let
you tell the story.
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You have told it all.
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Well, not the part
where they spent
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a steamy weekend
in Cleveland together.
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You go.
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They were in Cleveland together.
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It's boring
the way you tell it.
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Bob, please continue.
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You guys ready for this?
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Rumor has it,
Cheryl's pregnant.
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BOTH:
(gasp) Ooh, no!
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Yes. She's going
from gift shop clerk
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to the thoracic surgeon
baby mama.
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Ooh...
Now, that is how
you tell a story!
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Spill that tea, sock man.
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(chuckles weakly)
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So, when I left
the company,
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my mother said
I was dead to her.
(groans)
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But you know what? Right now,
I feel more alive than ever.
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(chuckles)
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But it's still kind of sad
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that you don't have her support,
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that she's not proud
of all your success.
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No. It's not sad.
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It's just life.
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So, where you from?
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Toronto.
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Ooh. Exotic.
(chuckles)
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(Canadian accent):
Hey, where's that
Canadian accent, eh?
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(laughs)
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I moved here when I was six.
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Kids in school
kind of beat it out of me.
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(American accent):
Aw...
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We can be so cruel
to our immigrants.
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I apologize for saying "eh".
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It's all right.
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(sighs):
Okay.
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So, um, what do you think--
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should we get another round?
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Or maybe--
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and I'm taking a chance here--
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have a nightcap at my place?
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Okay, Jared.
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I had a feeling we might be
headed in that direction, um...
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But lesson number one:
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when you scale
the corporate ladder,
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you don't mix the personal
with the business.
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Can't blame me for trying.
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No, I cannot.
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And you haven't even
seen me naked.
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(chuckles)
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That was fun, huh?
Yes.
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You had a good time.
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I'm all done here.
You want to watch a movie?
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Mm, I think
I'm going to go and read.
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Oh, okay.
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What are you doing?
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Well, you read,
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I'll watch the iPad
right next to you.
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Everybody wins.
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Oh.
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What's the matter?
(sighs)
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I do not want to offend you.
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Don't worry about it.
What's up?
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I have been at the hospital
all day
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and we've spent
every moment together
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since I got home.
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I need a little space.
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Got it.
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You are offended.
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No, I'm not.
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I actually want some space, too.
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Good.
Enjoy your movie.
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TV HOST:
And welcome to Fact or Fiction.
(phone rings)
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I'm your host, Bob Baker.
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Hello, Bob.
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What are you doing tomorrow?
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What are we doing tomorrow?
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Eh, my sister wants
to go fabric shopping.
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I'm not doing anything.
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Let's go fishing.
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Oh, have you learned
how to drive the boat?
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Nope, but if I can
drive my wife crazy,
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I can certainly drive a boat.
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Wonderful.
See you then.
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(TV continues indistinctly)
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What's going on?
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Uh, Bob is having problems
in his marriage,
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so I get to go fishing.
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(snorts softly)
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Morning, boss.
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Hi.
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This was certainly not the plan.
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No. Certainly not.
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Regrets?
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Yeah, maybe.
(chuckles)
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I can't help feeling
like I'm a bad mentor.
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Oh, I disagree.
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You taught me quite a bit
last night.
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I should go.
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Are you sure?
You can hang out for a while.
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00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,480
My mom's making pancakes.
265
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,850
Your-your mom?
266
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,218
What, is she visiting
from out of town?
267
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,756
No. No.
Of course she's not.
268
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,930
This is wonderful.
Thank you for the invitation.
269
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,098
You're welcome.
270
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,068
Would you like to talk about
your marital strife?
271
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,435
No, thank you.
272
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,771
Good.
273
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,179
You know, a lot of women
would be very grateful
274
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,214
to have a husband
waiting on 'em hand and foot.
275
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,416
So we are talking about it.
276
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,987
I'm fine with
her friends busting my chops,
277
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,155
but I expected more from her.
278
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,258
Oh! Here we go! Olu will be
eating fresh fish tonight.
279
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,761
(chuckles)
No.
280
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,331
Tell the truth--
do you think I made a mistake
281
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,500
stepping back from MaxDot?
282
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,202
I think you did
what you needed to do
283
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,037
to be happy.
Exactly.
284
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,139
Which was a mistake.
285
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,707
Never mind.
Bob,
286
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:23,543
you married a traditional
Nigerian woman.
287
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,612
She was brought up
to believe that
288
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,114
if her husband
is home all the time,
289
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,817
he is either lazy
or close to death.
290
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,420
Well, maybe what she was
brought up to believe is wrong.
(short chuckle)
291
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,521
Interesting.
292
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,890
Tell her that,
see what happens.
293
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,491
Maybe I will.
294
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,194
Uh, w-what are you doing?
295
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,662
I'm gonna tell her.
296
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,797
No, I did not mean now.
297
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,265
I-I want to catch a fish.
298
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,100
Well, we can stop at the market
on the way home.
299
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,435
Nobody needs to know.
300
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,403
(motor sputters)
301
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,939
Uh-oh.
302
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,240
What is it?
303
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,707
There's something wrong
with this thing.
304
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,643
(motor sputters)
305
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,912
Oh, why?
306
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,315
Perhaps God is trying
to save your marriage.
307
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,885
That's cute.
That's very cute.
308
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,553
(motor sputters)
309
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,822
(groans)
310
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,657
(phone rings)
311
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,425
Christina Wheeler.
312
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,562
HR?
Why do they want to see me?
313
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,599
Yeah.
I didn't file a complaint.
314
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,238
Oh.
315
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,745
Oh.
316
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,848
Oh, God. Oh, God.
317
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,116
Oh, God. Oh, God.
318
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,650
Really, Jared?
319
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,653
You told them I coerced you?
You said
320
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,891
to do whatever it takes.
321
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,527
Not to me, to other people!
322
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,696
For what it's worth...
323
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,267
...you're a really good mentor.
324
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,336
Well, for what it's worth,
325
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,871
the only good thing
326
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,908
about hooking up with you
was your mother's pancakes.
327
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,281
(elevator dings)
328
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,341
(footsteps approaching)
329
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,849
There she is.
330
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,317
Ah, Christina.
331
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,987
How do you find your way
out of here every day?
332
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,055
(chuckles)
333
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,289
What are you doing here?
334
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,424
Oh, I just had a free afternoon.
335
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,361
You know,
for the rest of my life.
336
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,097
Are you drunk?
Don't worry.
337
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,131
I Ubered.
338
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,332
I may be a sexual predator,
339
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,334
but I am not irresponsible.
340
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,769
Boop.
(laughs)
341
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,638
What are you talking about?
(sighs)
342
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,074
I was terminated
343
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,509
for having inappropriate
sexual relations
344
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,244
with a "subordinant."
345
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,213
No.
346
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,549
Yeah, it was a big
whoopsie for me.
347
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,917
So, what do you want to do--
want to get out of here,
348
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,019
go see a movie?
349
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,387
I am working.
350
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,389
Have you called Bob
or your mother?
351
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,224
I can't, they hate me.
352
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,592
No, they do not.
353
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:29,062
You're the only one
who still loves me.
354
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,431
Okay...
355
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,034
You do love me, right?
356
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,536
(sighs) Of course.
357
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,905
Say it.
358
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,174
Christina, I am working.
359
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,143
Oh, God.
360
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,912
You hate me, too.
What's going on?
361
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,981
I'm a monster!
362
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,420
Where's the damn Coast Guard?
363
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,288
Coast Guard is for oceans.
364
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,856
We are in a lake.
365
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,126
Well, then where's
the Lake Guard?
366
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,562
Did you check to see
if we are out of gas?
367
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,101
Uh, yeah, we're good.
368
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,236
I would like to look.
369
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,038
Okay, we're out of gas.
370
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,873
Did you not think to check
before we left?
371
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,209
I thought when I bought the boat
it came with a full tank.
372
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,810
That's not unreasonable.
373
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,946
No. Just stupid.
374
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,450
All right, let's not turn on
each other till we get hungry.
375
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,119
(sighs)
I want to go home.
376
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,420
Yeah. Me too.
377
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,556
My wife loves me.
378
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,858
My wife does, too.
379
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,027
Sometimes.
380
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,933
Can I ask you a question?
381
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:45,004
If it's gonna make me feel dumb,
I'm already there.
382
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,474
Why did you buy this boat?
383
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,377
'Cause I earned it.
384
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,079
I deserve nice things.
385
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,880
Is it making you happy?
386
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,515
Not at the moment, no.
387
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,785
When was the last time
you were happy?
388
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,953
I know where you're going
with this, Tunde.
389
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,089
You can stop.
390
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,656
It was not on a lake,
391
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,525
and certainly not
sitting in a jacuzzi
392
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,294
with your wife's girlfriends.
393
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,062
You heard about that?
394
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,099
I wish I had not.
395
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,000
Bob,
396
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,869
I believe the last time
you were truly happy
397
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,272
was sitting
at your father's desk,
398
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,007
selling socks.
399
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,578
You trying to get me
to jump overboard?
400
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,047
You have a gift, Bob.
401
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,516
Selling socks?
402
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,519
Well, it's not a very glamorous
or sexy gift,
403
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,021
some might even call it boring.
404
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,757
But it is yours.
405
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,026
I guess.
406
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,594
Go back to work.
407
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,263
Your wife will like you better.
408
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,931
You will like you better.
409
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,966
I will like you...
410
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,368
about the same.
411
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,270
Thanks, Tunde.
412
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,971
Yeah.
What are you doing?
413
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,974
Eh, maybe there is
a flare gun in here
414
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,578
and we can signal for help.
Good idea.
415
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,551
This appears to be
a container of gasoline.
416
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,553
Oh, cool, we're saved.
417
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,388
How could you not know
this was here?
418
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,123
I didn't even know
that seat lifted up.
419
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,629
If anybody asks,
420
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,232
you are here because
of a medical emergency.
421
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,768
My life is over!
422
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,536
Very good.
423
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,472
Actually, her blood pressure's
pretty high.
424
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,241
Here, have a Jell-O
and try and forget
425
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,509
that you threw your career away
426
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,578
for a man
who lives with his mother.
427
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,647
Thanks for taking care of me.
428
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,150
You girls are my best friends.
429
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,651
Hmm. That's strange.
430
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,488
You are barely
an acquaintance to me.
431
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,557
We have to go back to work now.
Will you be okay?
432
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,093
Oh, sure, go ahead.
433
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,229
I'm used to being alone.
434
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,930
Good.
435
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,435
Christina, I don't know
what else to do for you.
436
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,804
Give her some
words of encouragement.
437
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,774
This mistake you have
made is just one of
438
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,510
the many mistakes
in your life,
439
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,945
and you will make many more.
440
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,847
Oh, God.
441
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,217
Maybe try some different words.
442
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,354
You are a resilient
and determined woman.
443
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,622
And I know that before long
444
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,524
you'll put all of
this behind you.
445
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,193
My LinkedIn page has an alert
446
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,161
for sexual misconduct.
447
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,765
Perhaps you'll put it behind
you in a different country.
448
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,236
You will find a way.
449
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,170
I believe in you.
450
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,173
Thank you so much
for saying that.
451
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,308
Okay.
452
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,943
Hug?
453
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,115
Oh, her blood pressure's
coming down.
454
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,352
There's my poor baby.
455
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,753
You called my mother?
456
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,756
Oh, her blood pressure's
going back up.
457
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,157
Oh, God.
458
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,401
(sighs)
Here's your coffee, honey.
459
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,735
Thank you.
460
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,103
Are you cold?
You look cold.
461
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,272
I'm fine.
462
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,806
No, you're not.
You're cold.
463
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,643
I'm surprised you're not
ripping me a new one.
464
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,746
Maybe later, when you're feeling
a little better about yourself.
465
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:17,116
You know, you're the reason
I left MaxDot.
466
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,486
I know,
and if it helps to blame me,
467
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,654
I can take it.
468
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,890
No, I screwed up.
469
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,158
It's all my fault.
470
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,560
It's society's fault.
471
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,262
Call me old-fashioned,
472
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,598
but mutually-consenting
coworkers
473
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,267
ought to be able
to hump one another.
474
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,637
You'd think so, right?
Oh,
475
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,406
you'll get through this.
476
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,141
Doesn't feel like it.
Oh, you will.
477
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,844
And I'll be with you
every step of the way.
478
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,147
I love you, Mom.
479
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,517
I love you, too, sweetie.
480
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,052
(sighs)
481
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,387
So, did you use protection
482
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,756
or am I gonna finally
get that grandbaby?
483
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,700
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