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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 w w w . p r i j e v o d i - o n l i n e . o r g 2 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,820 10 RULES TO MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE 3 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,660 "The universe" "has fascinated me since I was a kid." 4 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,320 "So immense and mysterious..." 5 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,860 "so many destinies," 6 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:07,580 "yet amidst billions of stars," "each of us has his own place." 7 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,940 "Mine is here." 8 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,540 This is the sun 9 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,900 and this is the Earth. 10 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,158 The earth revolves around the sun 11 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:22,396 while the Moon revolves around the Earth. 12 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,900 - Teacher... - Yes? 13 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,540 I pooped. 14 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:34,100 That's all right, sweetie, we'll go get changed now. 15 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,540 I'll handle it. 16 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,460 As I was saying, the Sun, played by Mr. Orange here... 17 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,900 "Working at this day care" "is what makes me happiest." 18 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,140 "I realized astrophysics" "was just a passion," 19 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:50,700 "so I dropped out of university" "and devoted my time to what I love," 20 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,060 "as we all should do." 21 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,740 "Everything was going fine," "until something happened." 22 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,100 Teacher! 23 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,913 Do thunderbolts come from the Sun? 24 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,900 Come with me. 25 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,480 Hello, I'm looking for this place, 26 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,996 it's a deconsecrated church. 27 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,660 Keep walking up the street, I think that's where it is. 28 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,673 I'll do that, thanks. 29 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,310 - How sweet... Bye. - Bye. 30 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,733 Teacher, where do thunderbolts come from? 31 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,420 "Yeah, until that day I had no idea" 32 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,100 "how it feels to be spellbound" "by a gaze, a smile..." 33 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:13,283 "How do you explain something" "that is totally non-rational?" 34 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,596 Guys, the power went out. 35 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,719 Can someone turn it on again? 36 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,140 I'll do it. 37 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,220 Hurry! 38 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,580 I can't read. 39 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:33,197 The building still has light, did they cut off our power? 40 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,700 No! 41 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,380 No! 42 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,620 My weed! 43 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,060 My plants require tons of light, understand? 44 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,420 Killer! 45 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,553 - Now what'll I smoke? - Chill out. 46 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,957 Marco, he's right, we even got a cut-off notice. 47 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,060 It was your turn to pay. 48 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,060 - Pretty Woman's right. - Pretty Woman? 49 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:02,910 - Put on some clothes. - Why, you don't like what you see? 50 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,980 Well... 51 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,060 If you want to live with roommates, you need to cooperate. 52 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,900 Lately you haven't been helping or cleaning the house... 53 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,860 - Change your attitude or else... - Or else what? 54 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,270 Do you want me to leave? 55 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,270 - Then just say so. - Wait, Marco! 56 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,220 - He said it. - Knock it off... 57 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,720 - I know what the problem is. - What? 58 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 - It has to do with love. - Oh God... 59 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,980 We're screwed. 60 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,443 Seems like someone upset you tonight. 61 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,270 Forget about women... 62 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:56,540 Trust me, even if this relationship ends before it starts, 63 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,900 guess who wins? 64 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,340 You win! 65 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,020 Don't be fooled 66 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,750 when they look at you with those big eyes. 67 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,300 Introduce him to one of your friends. 68 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,540 Fat chance, all of her friends are male! 69 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,100 It's useless, he's already head over heels. 70 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:20,877 If this chick is really that hot, he has no chance. 71 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,420 The door... 72 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,780 - Dressed like that? - So? 73 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,940 The doorbell didn't ring, is your power out? 74 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,940 - And you are? - Mary. 75 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:40,180 - Renato, nice to meet you. - We don't want a vacuum cleaner. 76 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:43,060 The Jehovah's Witnesses already came by, 77 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,260 we don't read or listen to music, 78 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:49,340 we don't use cell phones because they emit radiation, thanks. 79 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,380 Hold on, you forgot about encyclopedias. 80 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,820 Kidding, I don't want anything from you. 81 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:59,711 But if you offer me something, I wouldn't dare say no. 82 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,340 Is Marco here? 83 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,857 This morning some girl opened her car door 84 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,980 without looking 85 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,497 and left a scratch this big on my new car. 86 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,356 3,500 euros in damage. 87 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,517 She cried, begged me to be gentlemanly about it. 88 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,060 Me? 89 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:25,180 You should've played along, she would've given you her number. 90 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,460 Oh God! 91 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,900 "This is my father," "the sought-after Dr. Sannino," 92 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,500 "luminary of plastic surgery." 93 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,980 "He hoped for a super son." 94 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,940 "He made me study Chinese" "at age 5," 95 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:42,220 "he hoped I'd be Einstein at 10" "and win the Davis Cup at 14." 96 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,518 "Yes, tennis, his greatest passion." 97 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:50,670 "He always gave me" "performance anxiety, and still does." 98 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,700 "He doesn't understand" "I'll never be like him." 99 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,660 "A winner, yes..." 100 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,912 "but also a shameless traitor." 101 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,940 "A schemer." 102 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,740 Relax, we'll get rid of all this. But what about your breasts? 103 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,540 - What about them? - You're a D-cup! 104 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,660 "A heartless egoist." 105 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:15,596 - You said you loved me. - I do, but act like an adult. 106 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,940 "In short," "he's chronically immature." 107 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:23,457 Did you see a ghost? Aren't you happy I came to visit? 108 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,700 - Why are you here? - Excuse us. 109 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,500 You know how daddy has golden hands? 110 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,780 There are a few ladies going through a midlife crisis. 111 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,020 One wanted her rack inflated, the other wanted smaller buns. 112 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,370 - Oh please! - The wonders of science... 113 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,020 And you? How's the thesis? 114 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,100 - Thesis? - Did you finish? 115 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,950 - Haven't you spoken to mom? - Not in a while. 116 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,700 By the way, I've heard some rumors... Do you know anything? 117 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,714 - No, don't involve me. - No, of course not. 118 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,511 - I'm hungry, and you? - No. 119 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:04,140 - Have some more, kids. - Wow, this is delicious. 120 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,700 How'd you do it? Our fridge was empty. 121 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,620 You need to be creative and improvise in the kitchen. 122 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:15,053 Though you should buy some groceries now and again... 123 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,231 Marco, tell them who cooked at home: me! 124 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,017 His mom can't even make a hard-boiled egg. 125 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,180 Her and that asshole must be starving. 126 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,717 - Dad, don't start. - I was just saying... 127 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,220 - Marina? - Mary. 128 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:37,155 - What do you do for work? - Stuff like this... 129 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,340 And this. 130 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,980 We're kind of in the same line of work. 131 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,340 And you? 132 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,980 Busy eating... 133 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,794 - You? - Paolo. 134 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,940 He's an actor. 135 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,123 - Really? Cinema, theater? - I get by. 136 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,660 - Unemployed! - Look. 137 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,083 "Stolen Hearts", "Innocent Kisses"... 138 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:06,020 Paolo is the star of photonovels for teenage girls. 139 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:11,220 - Photonovels still exist? - All great actors started with them. 140 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,580 Look at this. 141 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,438 - A huge success. - Love letters? 142 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,300 Women? 143 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,780 Definitely women... 144 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:28,173 A fan who wanted to share something intimate of hers. 145 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,500 You should see the guys she brings home! 146 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,100 Add them all up and you get one brain cell. 147 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,460 Sounds familiar. 148 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,874 What can she possibly see in that doofus? 149 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,140 She even wants to marry him! 150 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:49,073 - My mother's boyfriend. - That handsome man who came here? 151 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,350 - He came here? - Yes, to meet me. 152 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,900 Handsome... 153 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,479 - Know what he does? Curling! - What? 154 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,460 Curling! 155 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,060 That so-called sport where a guy tosses a rock 156 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:12,020 and the other sweeps the ice so it slides, some sport! 157 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:16,239 It's an Olympic sport, plus he makes mom happy. 158 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:21,220 Unlike you who always cheated on her, even with grandma's caretaker. 159 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,460 That was a lifetime ago! 160 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:28,589 I did it so that the girl would take better care of grandma. 161 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,220 Tell your mother 162 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,980 she can't marry him, he's 15 years younger, it's not natural. 163 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,180 That's why you're here, you've suddenly become jealous. 164 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,380 Jealous? I don't know what jealousy is. 165 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:46,360 It bugs me that an idiot is in my house, 166 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:52,180 because it's my house, I bought it with my money, while he's... curling! 167 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,947 You know what? He's much better than you are. 168 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:03,713 Don't mind him, he's going through a hard time. 169 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,660 Hard time? 170 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,020 Why? What's wrong? 171 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,420 Here you are. 172 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,830 So, what about this girl? 173 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,980 Your friends told me everything. 174 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,740 Great. 175 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,100 Is she pretty? 176 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,540 - Yes. - You're not ugly. 177 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:39,380 You're nice, smart, you've got it all. What's the problem? 178 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:44,230 Don't worry, do what you came to Rome to do, I'll be fine. 179 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,980 Good night. 180 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,420 - Curling... "- Who is it at this hour?" 181 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,070 Sorry, I accidentally leaned on the buzzer... 182 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,900 "- You're Neapolitan?" - You can tell by my accent. 183 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,540 "- You came here to steal!" - Don't be silly! 184 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,300 - Where are you from? "- Caserta." 185 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,660 - Well then? "- Well then what?" 186 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,677 - Good night. "- Trying to dupe me!" 187 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,820 Pick me up, but don't be late as always. 188 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,180 Fine. 189 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,460 I really enjoyed that Louis De Ricard reference. 190 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:25,110 - Can we discuss it more next week? - Gladly. 191 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,620 - I can help you out. - Okay. 192 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,420 Hi. 193 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,020 Hi. 194 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,430 De Ricard is a bold choice. 195 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,300 He's underrated, that's why we should discuss him. 196 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,540 - Let's do it tomorrow. - Sure. 197 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,640 You need to go to the library first. 198 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,580 - Shall we go, ladies? - Yes, it's late. 199 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,780 Bye. 200 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,020 Bye. 201 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,380 "I'm such a jackass!" 202 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,300 "Why didn't I introduce myself?" 203 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,420 "Why couldn't I think" "of anything to say?" 204 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,770 "A sophisticated quote," "an intelligent comment..." 205 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,130 "And who the hell" "is Louis De Ricard?" 206 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,020 It's about time! 207 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,959 Folks, here is our ladies' man. 208 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,740 - Why are you here? - He's been here for an hour. 209 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:24,154 - He brought muffins, juice, milk... - They made me a great coffee. 210 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,069 - Maril�... - Mary. 211 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,153 Make him some coffee, he needs it. 212 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,340 Dig in, kids. 213 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,523 No fighting, this isn't a playground. 214 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:40,118 We've noticed you've been a bit stressed out lately, 215 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,420 and we're going to fix that. 216 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,620 - What are you talking about? - The girl! 217 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,360 I know you don't trust me, 218 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,100 but when it comes to ladies, you know I have experience. 219 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,079 - Your dad has a theory. 220 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,740 A certainty, 221 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,196 Euclidean geometry. 222 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,540 Folks... 223 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,553 10 rules to make her fall in love. 224 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,820 Rules that many of us use without even realizing it. 225 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,940 God no! 226 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:18,123 You're a bright kid, but you have little experience with love. 227 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,180 - Little? - None. 228 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:26,980 Love is not dictated by fate as they've led us to believe. 229 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,357 Love at first sight, sparks, violins... 230 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:35,197 No, my friends, seduction is an exact science, 231 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,909 with precise rules to respect. 232 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,157 Your dad is here to teach you them. 233 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,060 - You must be kidding! - Maybe he can help you out. 234 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,420 You've got nothing to lose. 235 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,220 But let's get one thing straight: no talking about mom. 236 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,580 Rule number one: 237 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,430 A hunter must know his prey. 238 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:04,300 - Your dad is right. - It's the same with acting. 239 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:08,740 You must know your character: his past, his inner workings... 240 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,940 Hush up, De Niro! 241 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:15,500 - I'm being serious here. - Please, let's not shilly-shally. 242 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,860 How old is she? 243 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,920 I don't know... maybe 25. 244 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,180 - What does she do? - What does she like? 245 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,740 - Who is she? - What size? 246 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,820 - I don't know! - Don't get worked up. 247 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,420 Apply yourself instead of just complaining. 248 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,020 - Tell me what to do. - Good. 249 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,634 Hot damn, you picked a good one! 250 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,683 If all women looked like her, I'd be out of a job! 251 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,260 - Her friend's not bad either. - Dad, stop! 252 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,420 Stay focused or precious info will slip by. 253 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,380 She's getting a PhD in French literature. 254 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,580 Her dad's a big Parisian entrepreneur. 255 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,940 She's filthy rich. 256 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,060 - Passions? Interests? - This is going to be fun. 257 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,420 Gardening. 258 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,780 Art. 259 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,140 Dancing. 260 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,277 She's also involved in social work. 261 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,420 Cooking. 262 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,020 Kite surfing. 263 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,116 But above all... tennis! 264 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,260 No, the sport I hate most. 265 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,980 TRULY TRAGIC 266 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:41,500 She takes good care of herself, only the best day spas... 267 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,900 organic and natural everything. 268 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,417 Marco, you shave once a week! 269 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,900 - Let's summarize: height? - 1.70 meters. 270 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,540 - Body? - Hot. 271 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,740 - Style? - Hot. 272 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,514 She's hot, what can I say? 273 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,260 Let's say sophisticated, alternative, unattainable. 274 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:04,340 - Excellent analysis. - Pick a girl within your reach. 275 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,780 No, he's ambitious like his dad, he aims high. 276 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,140 I have no hope, she's Wonder Woman. 277 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,780 - Nonsense, conquest is a science. - More like science fiction. 278 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,300 Most women have Florence Nightingale tendencies. 279 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,300 - Marianna made a good point. - Mary. 280 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,074 The plan is as follows. 281 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,020 We know she doesn't drive to school, 282 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:31,876 she takes the bus since she's an environmentalist. 283 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,700 You'll be standing there. 284 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,060 - What's wrong with my leg? - You hurt it. 285 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:49,140 Since she's charitable, she'll help you board the bus. 286 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,060 - Taking this bus? - Yes. 287 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,900 - Need help? - Thanks. 288 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,060 Lean on me. 289 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,620 - Sorry for the trouble. - No problem. 290 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:01,020 Once on board, you'll tell her you hurt yourself playing... 291 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:05,433 Tennis, your greatest passion. And she'll say... 292 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,060 Really? I play tennis too! 293 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,075 No way! Then I must know you... 294 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,380 Where have I seen you, at the university? 295 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:18,620 - Maybe, do you study literature? - No, astrophysics. 296 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,394 But I adore literature, 297 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,360 especially French poetry. 298 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:29,391 Once she takes the bait, you're free to talk about anything: 299 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,900 from stars to tennis. 300 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,790 - That's some plan! - There's one small hitch. 301 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,300 Just one? 302 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:47,090 Didn't I tell you learning to play tennis was important in life? 303 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,103 Go on, you're exempt from dish duty tonight. 304 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,020 Tennis is such a drag. 305 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,076 I was in this squat, 306 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,472 the floor is covered with sleeping bags 307 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:12,637 with one person, with a couple, it was the age of free love. 308 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,140 Guess who was standing in a bathtub full of water 309 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,980 in his underwear holding an electric guitar? 310 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,340 Who? 311 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,870 Frank Zappa! I swear! 312 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,119 I didn't recognize him so I said: 313 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,180 "You'll get electrocuted, you fool!" And he strummed... 314 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,715 He played like a crazy man! 315 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,874 I didn't understand a word. 316 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,140 Luckily, it ended well. 317 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,631 - It's late, I'd better go. - Good night. 318 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,140 Good night. 319 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,353 These toys are so cute. 320 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,740 Who made them, kids? 321 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,980 They're my cousin's, she works with kids. 322 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,180 They're nice, how sweet. 323 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,980 Thanks for the visit and the dinner, the sushi was great. 324 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,660 But next time we'll go to a serious sushi place, 325 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,300 I don't trust take-out sushi, they use catfish. 326 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,380 - Take care... - Mary. 327 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,313 I know your name, Mary. Good night. 328 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:22,143 - And no more grappa, got it? - What grappa? 329 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,220 Hey? 330 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,580 How's it going? 331 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,349 I was wondering, where are your course books? 332 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,540 Never mind, it's late. 333 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,820 You know... 334 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,389 mom sure was beautiful. 335 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,060 She was about your age in this picture. 336 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,860 When I met her for the first time... Oh my goodness. 337 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,715 I fell hard for her, I couldn't eat or sleep... 338 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,780 What did I say? 339 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,193 Marco, in the past few years... 340 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,700 we haven't been in touch much, 341 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,060 but... 342 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,660 I... 343 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,340 You? 344 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:27,020 You need to study, tomorrow's your big day. 345 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,300 Good night. 346 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,020 You have a nice room. 347 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,567 You should leave these at the day care. 348 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,069 Why haven't you told him yet? 349 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,620 You saw what he's like, 350 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,220 he'd never understand. 351 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,780 Can I say something? 352 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,630 He's a good guy and it's obvious he loves you. 353 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,020 Sir? 354 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,380 Excuse me... 355 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,473 - Can we help you? - No, thanks. 356 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,680 We're Boy Scouts, it's our duty, come on. 357 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,620 Let go! 358 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,260 Excuse me. 359 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,070 It's better not to drive a car... 360 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,500 - Sorry! - Be careful! 361 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,057 - I'm really sorry. - Are you hurt, ma'am? 362 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,460 Good grief! 363 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,075 Good morning, tickets please. 364 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,220 Thanks. 365 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,794 Unbelievable, you stole my wallet! 366 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,390 - You've been following me for days. - Me? No! 367 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,300 - Are you some nutcase? - I saw it. 368 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:56,191 He bumped into the lady and slipped his hand into her purse. 369 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,830 - What? - That's what I saw 370 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,340 Give her wallet back. 371 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,300 You'd better give her wallet back! 372 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,660 Scum! 373 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,270 Check me, I didn't take it. 374 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,140 At least she noticed me. 375 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,233 Stop him, he's a thief! 376 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:25,340 A fake cripple, if I catch you I'll really break your leg! 377 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,020 Grab him! 378 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,820 Problem is now she thinks I'm either a thief or a dumb-ass. 379 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,100 Not a thief... 380 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,460 Why did you run away? 381 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,140 I panicked, sir. 382 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,990 You got lucky because we caught the real thief. 383 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,473 She's known as "The Granny". 384 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,720 She had 10 wallets on her, including that girl's. 385 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,003 - Imagine that! - Listen, next time... 386 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,680 use your head. 387 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,500 - Can I ask a favor? - Another? 388 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,594 When is the girl coming to pick up her wallet? 389 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,940 Your mattress is so good! 390 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,337 - I'll get dressed and leave. - Okay, bye. 391 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,700 - Should I get it? - Go ahead. 392 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,060 Make yourself at home. 393 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,780 Good or bad, you interacted with her. 394 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,873 Was that Tarzan who let me in? 395 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,780 - Ask her. - He's a friend. 396 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,156 Did you meet him in a tree? 397 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,435 Why are we here? 398 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:48,180 It's a surprise, your father is a very resourceful man. 399 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,500 There's someone important here, a physics professor. 400 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,260 He's a good friend, so when you graduate... 401 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,620 - No, please. - Renato! 402 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,020 Professor Michelini, my friend! 403 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,635 Don't make me look bad. 404 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:08,060 - Professor Michelini, how are you? - Fine. 405 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,100 - You're looking fit. - Fit as a fiddle. 406 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:16,229 - This is my son Marco. - Right, the family genius. 407 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,660 Glad you didn't decide to be a butcher like your dad. 408 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,010 That's not what you said when I carved up your wife. 409 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,580 My wife... 410 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,394 Looking lovelier than ever. 411 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,740 - Thanks, Renato. - Don't mind him, he's an adulator. 412 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,740 - You're jealous. - A tad, I must admit. 413 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,100 Well, Marco... 414 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,580 Your dad tells me you're working on your thesis. 415 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,700 Yes, but I still have a lot of work to do. 416 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,713 What's the subject matter? 417 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,660 It's rather complicated. 418 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:59,443 - Rather complicated... - Complicated? 419 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,750 - Excuse me. - Marco? 420 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,100 See? 421 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,871 He's incredibly sensitive, almost delicate. 422 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,300 Even as a child... 423 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,733 as he was about to score a goal, he'd stop and leave. 424 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,940 What am I going to do? 425 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,700 Excuse me! 426 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,300 Is there a computer I can use? 427 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,180 "Dark matter... 428 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,340 The invisible trace of the birth of the universe..." 429 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,580 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 430 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,354 - Checking my e-mail. - Right now? 431 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,517 - With the professor waiting? - Yes. 432 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,300 Come on. 433 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,700 Here's our Marco! 434 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,953 - Great. - We thought you ran away. 435 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,260 So tell me, how did your passion for science 436 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,620 come about? 437 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,060 My passion? 438 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,420 In fact, my passion... 439 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,911 One day I asked myself: "Who are we? 440 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,700 Who am I?" 441 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,758 A speck of dust on a small world 442 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,149 lost in a universe 443 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,792 full of mysteries like... dark matter, 444 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,980 the invisible trace of the birth of the universe. 445 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,580 We should never cease to be amazed by this, 446 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,740 because the ability to develop a passion, 447 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,840 like we do as children but then let it fade away, 448 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,100 that's the passion that keeps us human, 449 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,900 that keeps us alive. 450 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,700 What lovely words. 451 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,380 Dark matter is of topical interest. 452 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,420 Impressive. 453 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,780 Great. 454 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,220 Hi! 455 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,300 What are you doing here? 456 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,074 I had to sort out some paperwork, 457 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,420 the police report... 458 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,740 I'm sorry, I feel like a jerk for causing this mess. 459 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,420 No, you didn't know, I could've been a nutcase, 460 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,980 but I'm not, and I wasn't even stalking you. 461 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,551 Of course, sorry. Your leg is doing better. 462 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,580 - What leg? - The injured one. 463 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,400 Right, my leg! It's much better. 464 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,023 Good, I felt bad because you had to run with a hurt leg! 465 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,190 - What was wrong with it? - Wrong? 466 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,874 Tennis! Years of playing take their course. 467 00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,380 - Really? I play tennis too! - No way, what a coincidence. 468 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,995 What club do you play at? 469 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,519 I play here, there, all around. 470 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,620 Let me make it up to you by inviting you to my club. 471 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,900 I'll buy you a drink, we'll play a match... 472 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,140 Yes. 473 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,233 Sure, it depends on how you play... 474 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,436 Ready to be humiliated? 475 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,140 Let me score one point at least or I'll be sad. 476 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,835 - Let's warm up first. - Okay. 477 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,820 What's wrong? 478 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,153 - My ankle, again! - Lean on me. 479 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,580 - Maybe it's too soon to play. - No more tennis for me. 480 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,460 - Don't say that! - What'll I do? I love this sport. 481 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,643 I wanted to invite you to next month's tournament. 482 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,190 Astrophysics? Wow! 483 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,740 Yes, it's complicated 484 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,075 but it's fascinating and so satisfying. 485 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:30,853 I read about the Gran Sasso lab, can you explain it better to me? 486 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,340 Hold on a second. 487 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,660 - Are you kidding? - No, just help me out. 488 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,343 There's a girl I like... pretend to give me your number. 489 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,260 Thanks! 490 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,580 You never change! 491 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,940 What a lunatic! 492 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,460 How wild, we were classmates, I haven't seen him in ages. 493 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,560 He hasn't changed at all, still the same grump... 494 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,580 - We were saying? - The.. 495 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,940 - What do you do? - Me? 496 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,020 I just got my degree in literature 497 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,953 and now I'm holding a seminar on French poetry. 498 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,340 "Nature is more docile to our most lofty desires." 499 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,580 "And only we know our heart's secrets." 500 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,820 - Louis Xavier De Ricard. - I can't believe you know him. 501 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,700 I discovered him a year ago and immediately fell in love. 502 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,900 I can't go to sleep without reading a few of his pages. 503 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,233 You know, these writers are profoundly sensitive, 504 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,060 they have an immense ability... 505 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,436 Oh God, Marco! 506 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,680 - Sorry, me tripped. You hurted? - Yes, I hurted. 507 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,116 After two days here 508 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,100 you've caused nothing but trouble. 509 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,460 I'm so sorry about this. 510 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,191 No, it wasn't her fault, it was mine. 511 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,620 How much do I owe you for the cups? 512 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,470 That won't be necessary. Let's go. 513 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,830 - You speak Chinese? - Yes, I studied it when I was a kid. 514 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,060 That was sweet of you to help her. 515 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,660 Poor thing, she would've been fired after just starting. 516 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,020 Hi. 517 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,397 - Hi, Lucia. - You didn't come on Monday. 518 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,580 No... 519 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,940 I didn't come see you. 520 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,835 Who's she? Your girlfriend? 521 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:10,512 No, of course not! You know you're my girlfriend. 522 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,740 Lucia, leave him in peace, say bye. 523 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,100 Bye. 524 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,980 She's so cute. 525 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,999 Yes, she's a little girl... 526 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:29,500 who lives in a foster home, I volunteer there once a week. 527 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,860 What a wonderful thing. 528 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,440 As you heard, I'm spoken for, so don't hit on me! 529 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,180 Sorry. 530 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,100 Hello? 531 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,500 I totally forgot. 532 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,115 Be right there, bye. 533 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,555 I lost track of time. 534 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,110 I have to go now, sorry. 535 00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:00,020 I enjoyed chatting with you, hope to do it again soon. 536 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,540 Yes, I... 537 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,940 My birthday is Saturday, you should come to my party. 538 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,100 Okay. 539 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,420 Give me your number, I'll text you the address. 540 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,876 Marco... 541 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,660 - Is it clear? - Yes. 542 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,300 Here. 543 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,150 Bring whoever you want. See you Saturday, bye. 544 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,276 You were very kind, please eat now. 545 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,274 - Thanks. - Thank you. 546 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,540 Please eat, don't be shy. Want some more? 547 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,973 - No, I still have more rice... - Thanks. 548 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,630 - Can I have more rice? - Enough, they're not charging us. 549 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,500 Make that two dishes! 550 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:52,356 It's proper compensation, you almost got third-degree burns! 551 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,540 Can I have another dish of rice too? 552 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,460 - Right away. - Enough... 553 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,029 A birthday party, huh? Cool. 554 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,540 At this point, rule 5 comes into play: 555 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:08,795 That first date must be absolutely unforgettable, 556 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,380 that's when a woman decides if a man is right for her. 557 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,340 True! 558 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,740 That first night, the wall that divides two people must fall, 559 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:23,007 that magical energy called "intimacy" must blossom. 560 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,980 - So what do I do? - First of all, listen to her. 561 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,980 Anything she says to you, consider it important. 562 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,420 Talk to her as if you've known her for years, 563 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,820 as if only she understands you, 564 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,900 but above all, find any way you can to touch her. 565 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,660 For example: can you pass me those dumplings? 566 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,020 You brushed against her arm. 567 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,020 "There's a mosquito on your face" you caressed her face. 568 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,660 Look straight into her eyes, but don't overdo it. 569 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,660 Throw the rock and hide the hand, let her feel uncertain. 570 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,927 The door in the john was stuck, I couldn't get out. 571 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,493 - Did you have to bring him? - It seemed rude not to. 572 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,340 - Bon app�tit. - Bon app�tit. 573 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,399 - So, do you like it? - It's tasty. 574 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,420 - Who opened the bathroom door? - The Chinese lady. 575 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,876 Dunno, it all seems so fake. 576 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,995 Not fake, well-studied. 577 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:27,990 Plus, what did we say? What do you know about? 578 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:33,315 All women, when they hear talk about stars, turn to mush. 579 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:37,395 - In what century? - Show her Orion! 580 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,900 Goal! 581 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,320 This is the second time you cheated. 582 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,100 - These screens are sweet. - Like them? 583 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,220 My mechanic installed them. People used to call him Dumbo 584 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:56,070 but I redid his ears, now they're more perfect than Ken's. 585 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,820 Thanks. 586 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,194 Hey, make sure she sees stars! 587 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,420 Hi. 588 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,709 Oh right, sorry! 589 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:40,543 I forgot to update you, it turned into a lingerie party. 590 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,550 No worries, come in. 591 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,100 - Hi, I'm Stefania. - Paolo. 592 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,460 Ivan. 593 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,514 - Be right there. - This is for you. 594 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,620 Thanks, how nice. 595 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:59,580 Put it over there with the other gifts. 596 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,930 Eat, drink, and have fun. See you later. 597 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,300 Coming. 598 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,878 - What are you doing? - Blending in. 599 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,476 Take off your pants! 600 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,620 Hello! 601 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:44,500 Let's go in. 602 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,740 Where's the bathroom? 603 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,757 - Marco... - Sorry for interrupting. 604 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,500 No, nonsense. This is Ettore, a friend from the club. 605 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,860 This is Marco. 606 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,300 Nice to meet you. 607 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,860 - I was looking for the bathroom. - It's over there. 608 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,220 Go that way. 609 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,180 Why not just give me a kiss? 610 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,420 Like I said before, it's not going to happen. 611 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,399 - Why not? - Just because, enough. 612 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,313 Cake! Cake! Cake! 613 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:23,916 No, not a marijuana cake. Someone might react badly. 614 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,460 My grandma ate one once, she had a blast! 615 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,460 - I confirm that. - Just put the cake away. 616 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,780 - It's a cake... - Hey! 617 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,556 - She said no! - Who asked for your input? 618 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,740 - Let go. - You let go. 619 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,100 Let go! 620 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,820 Call the station. 621 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,700 - Guys! - Where've you been? 622 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,140 It was a sticky situation, I have a reputation to uphold. 623 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,392 - Renato! - "Ch�rie! Au revoir!" 624 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,954 - Call me, okay? - For sure. 625 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,380 Yeah, right! 626 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,660 You know what? 627 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,356 Fuck you, Orion, and your damn rules! 628 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,479 Marco, watch your mouth in public! 629 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,836 Come on, it was a fun night. 630 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,277 Mary will crack up when she hears about tonight. 631 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:49,460 That girl was glued to my side, she's crazy about me. 632 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,580 Did you come to help me or to hit on girls? 633 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,430 Marco, next time don't wear those underwear... 634 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,380 And the cake... 635 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,313 You should've let us have a slice. 636 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,910 - Now that other guy's in my way. - What, who? 637 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:11,500 - Marco caught her with a guy. - Maybe he's just a friend. 638 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,500 You didn't see him: he's the perfect mix between 639 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,435 Brad Pitt, Nadal, and some kind of prince. 640 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,430 - Really? - Want to kill a few aliens to vent? 641 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,020 - It was a real pleasure. - Bye, Ivan. 642 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,192 - See you next time. - Bye, Paolo. 643 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,980 Hold on, Marco. 644 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,740 Now what, dad? 645 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:44,547 Is there another rule to make me look even more pathetic? 646 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,517 Marco, women have a sixth sense, like animals. 647 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,878 They can sense fear, you're lacking self-confidence. 648 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,980 Dad, you came here to teach me the rules of love 649 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,580 but things between you and mom didn't exactly work out. 650 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:07,900 I'm talking about rules to make a woman fall in love, 651 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,460 not rules to make a relationship work, that's more difficult. 652 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,280 Why did you give up with mom? 653 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,020 You fell out of love with her? 654 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:23,047 Want to know the truth? I never stopped loving her. 655 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,300 Did you ever tell her that? 656 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:31,020 After all I put her through, she wouldn't hear a thing. 657 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,287 Now she's even marrying that doofus... 658 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,540 - Why not talk to her for me... - I don't want to get involved. 659 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,300 Fine. 660 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,700 Why not be sincere for once in your life, 661 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,467 tell her what you feel, without bullshitting? 662 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,540 You know... 663 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,900 You've had hundreds of women in your life, 664 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,310 you've kicked up your heels, 665 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,020 but you lost mom. 666 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,714 You can have a thousand women, 667 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,957 but if you lose that important one, 668 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,660 the one who makes you happy, 669 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,500 it's as if you're alone. 670 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,660 Go to sleep. 671 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,233 You'll see, Stefania will eventually realize... 672 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,887 that she's missing out on a great guy. 673 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,020 Good night. 674 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,300 Thanks, dad. 675 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,180 What are you doing up? 676 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,420 How was your night? 677 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,180 Fine. 678 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,740 But I didn't know it was a lingerie party, 679 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,020 my dad picked up a girl, I found my girl with another guy, 680 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:29,380 then the police showed up and cited us all for drug trafficking. 681 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,397 - Any other questions? - Oh, love... 682 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,380 it lifts us up then drops us into the pit. 683 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,063 What do you know about the pit? 684 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:43,907 Think you're the only one who knows about ill-fated love? 685 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,870 No! Mary's in love? 686 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,100 With whom? 687 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,340 Tarzan? 688 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:01,180 The Chippendale dancer? Not the hairy, fat one, please! 689 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,540 Paolo? 690 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,515 - I know, it's crazy. - So what's the problem? 691 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:23,100 - I don't want to be turned down. - No way, he's crazy about you. 692 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,060 - He hooks up right and left. - So do you. 693 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,996 - But I do it to get back at him. - Sure, right. 694 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,230 I know how things would end up... 695 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,260 I'd be heartbroken. 696 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,240 Why are we all so complicated? 697 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,316 Want some hot chocolate? 698 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,860 Hot chocolate! 699 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,220 Am I at the wrong door? 700 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:03,800 Are the kids in? 701 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,500 Do you speak Italian? 702 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,860 Do you speak? 703 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,159 - What is that, marijuana? - No! 704 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,660 Marijuana, no way! 705 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,460 Yes, 706 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,820 just a few plants for personal use. 707 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,260 A few plants? That's a field! 708 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,580 It's mixed with my grandma's hot pepper plants. 709 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,220 Your grandma... 710 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:39,340 He studies botany, he was showing us how to kill the male plants. 711 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,460 It's no joke, a male plant would pollinate 712 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,460 all the females and I'd have no weed to smoke. 713 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,740 - I'm calling her. - No! 714 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,140 - We've been stopping him all day. - You can't call her. 715 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:55,234 Rule 6: never be the first to call the day after. 716 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:59,190 After last night's fiasco she'll never call me. 717 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,878 Don't do it, trust me. I have some good news for you. 718 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,900 My professor friend was very impressed with you, 719 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,000 he wants to help you out, but you have to finish your thesis. 720 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,723 - It's her. - Put her on speakerphone. 721 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,457 - Hello? "- Hey, how are you?" 722 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,417 - Hi. - Are you busy studying? 723 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,797 No, I'm with some colleagues. 724 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,599 - Got a euro for a bus ticket? - On my dresser. 725 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,100 You're paying him? 726 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,700 "- Are you sure you're not busy?" - No... yes! 727 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,060 "We're on break." 728 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,034 Stefania, sorry about last night. 729 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,260 No worries, it was sweet of you to stand up for me. 730 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,260 It wasn't your fault... 731 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,860 What are you doing for the meteorite shower? 732 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,543 - The meteorite shower? - Yes, this weekend. 733 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,580 Oh, right... 734 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:05,970 Remember Ettore, the guy from the party? 735 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,476 He got hit by a meteorite! 736 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,540 How could I forget... 737 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:20,100 He wanted to go to the countryside with friends to see it better. 738 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,117 "- Want to come with me?" - Why not? 739 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,660 Great. Be warned, it's a no-frills outing, just tents... 740 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,510 Are you okay with savage outings? 741 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,120 Am I okay with savage outings? 742 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,220 I am a savage! 743 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,220 In fact, I... 744 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,260 - My dad called me Tarzan... - I did survival training! 745 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:46,434 We couldn't eat, drink, or sleep... 746 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,700 "One guy fainted," "but I saved him." 747 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,883 - Then you'll keep me safe. - You can count on me. 748 00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,020 - Pick me up on Saturday at 11:00. - Saturday it is. 749 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,635 "- Okay, bye." - Bye. 750 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,140 - Bravo! - Well done. 751 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:11,580 You're emptying out the store. Enough, it's just a two-day trip. 752 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,900 You can never have too many fire starters, 753 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,220 I'll look like an ass if I can't start a fire. 754 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,540 - A tent? - Mary lent me hers. 755 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,220 It's not exactly high-tech, it's vintage, I'd say. 756 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:27,460 Speaking of Mary, have you noticed she's a bit down? 757 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,260 Naturally, she's sleeping with Marilyn Manson... 758 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,479 - That's mean. - She is a bit of a slut. 759 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,500 Maybe she's searching for the right man. 760 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,240 She sure is searching, a lot! 761 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,740 Know what this is? Jealousy! 762 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,417 Hey Freud, move it, let's go to the butcher's counter. 763 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:53,090 I think we're overdoing it with the butcher stunt... 764 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:57,740 When you're playing a character you need to do it fully. 765 00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,340 Let's go. 766 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:04,993 When we get home let's check how many points our loyalty card has. 767 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:10,911 - I want to get the video camera. - What about the printer? 768 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,660 I need the video camera for screen tests. 769 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,500 I'd rather get the healing lamp... 770 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,860 I was kidding! 771 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,140 Hi! 772 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,880 - How are you? - Fine, and you? 773 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,540 Great. 774 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,460 - Ready? - Yes, I'll carry your things. 775 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,712 - Look what I brought? - The telescope. 776 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,220 So we can test it out. 777 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,037 - Pass me your things. - Careful... 778 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,580 Super careful. 779 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,710 - Go ahead. - Thanks. 780 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,900 Don't be fooled by its appearance, it's a real speedster. 781 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,167 All that matters is that we get there. 782 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,260 Voila! 783 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,700 Awesome! 784 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:09,980 - Spectacular! - What? 785 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,420 I said what a spectacular landscape. 786 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,340 "Today on Radio Dee Jay" "we'll talk about love." 787 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,980 "- Enjoy it while you can!" "- Maybe she's "the one"." 788 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,340 "- Or just a good screw." "- No complaints either way!" 789 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,700 "Same old pigs." 790 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,540 Ettore! 791 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,660 - Hi. - How's it going? 792 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,020 - Fine, and you? - Fine. 793 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,720 - You look great. - Thanks. 794 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,420 - Where are the others? - Never mind... 795 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:05,020 They all bailed out, it'll just be the two of us. 796 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,760 As we say: quality, not quantity. 797 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,780 Hey. 798 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,351 We met at the party, the cake... Remember? 799 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,900 Marco is an expert on stars, he'll explain everything to us. 800 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,515 - Really? - I'll get my bag. 801 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:26,440 - Let me give you a hand. - I'll pitch my tent. 802 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,670 I had a tent like that too 803 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,777 when I was 6, I pitched it in my backyard. 804 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:48,100 Listen up, pal... I've been working on her for 3 months, 805 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,220 I planned for this to be the finishing stroke. 806 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,660 So do me a favor, when the time is right... 807 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,020 get lost, understand? 808 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,076 Now start the fire. 809 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,570 Let's see what you can do with wet wood. 810 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,156 Marco will start the fire. 811 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,177 - What's this? - Give it back. 812 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,300 "Wonders..." 813 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,720 "Wonders illuminate the sky, 814 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:23,543 your gaze envelops me like a silent wave and drowns me." 815 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,793 - Wow, you're some writer! - Wow, you can read! 816 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,900 A silent wave... I'll have to remember that, thanks. 817 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,260 Stefania! 818 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,693 I'll give you a silent wave, you bastard. 819 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,118 Have you seen the rods for my tent? 820 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,550 I checked before I left, I know I packed them. 821 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,107 You know, I have plenty of room. 822 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,790 True, your tent is spacious. 823 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,995 You and Marco can share it, I'll use his. 824 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,780 Well... 825 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,520 - I'll go get some wood. - Good idea. 826 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,940 Go on... 827 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:10,403 I brought this just for you, it's a special beer from Germany. 828 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,980 I got some wood and this... 829 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,798 - Dinner. - Oh my God. 830 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,540 - What did you do? - Caught it with my bare hands. 831 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,900 Marco, that's horrible. 832 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,900 Poor thing. 833 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,756 Hey, what is that tag on its leg? 834 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,220 Nothing. 835 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,900 The tent! 836 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,523 Let's get water from the lake, Ettore! 837 00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,100 Not that way! 838 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,316 Watch out for the slope! 839 00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,020 How gross! 840 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,660 - Are you okay? - The water's freezing. 841 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,020 I can't see a thing. 842 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,260 Christ... 843 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,020 Well, jump in! 844 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,227 Make yourself useful, hold this. 845 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,991 Don't worry, I'm here. Grab this rope. 846 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,300 Ettore! 847 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:05,233 My car died, let's try to pull her up together. 848 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,700 Damn, it's cold! 849 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,720 Something touched my foot! 850 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,950 - Stefania, where are you? - Here. 851 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,580 Hang on to me... 852 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,990 Can we pull ourselves up? 853 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:31,080 If your dumb-ass friend doesn't mess this up too. 854 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,920 Don't you worry, I'm here for you. 855 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,519 Marco, what happened? 856 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,500 What's wrong? 857 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,460 There you go. 858 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,540 How are you? 859 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,873 Guys, this place is really amazing. 860 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:15,227 Your ankle's wrapped, you've got a fire so... 861 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,180 Stefania... 862 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,740 So brave of you to jump in. 863 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:55,173 When emergencies arise, I don't think, I take action. 864 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,940 Wonders illuminate the sky, 865 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,930 your gaze envelops me like a silent wave 866 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,460 and drowns me. 867 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,460 - Nice, who wrote it? - Me. 868 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,474 - You write poems? - On occasion. 869 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:18,500 - I didn't know. - You don't know a lot about me. 870 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,860 Fuck! 871 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:47,230 "Radio Dee Jay" "welcomes all you listeners" 872 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,580 "who are in love," "who are walking on clouds," 873 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,020 "who have hearts in their eyes." 874 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,220 "- Who hear birds chirping." "- Who see the sun shining." 875 01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,420 "- Who have rainbows in sight." "- And then..." 876 01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,520 "A guy shows up and takes her away!" 877 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,640 I don't know how to thank you, really. Well done. 878 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:12,980 - You okay? - Yes. 879 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,879 I know we got off to a bad start, 880 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:19,580 but I was stressed out. Stefania is a hard nut to crack. 881 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,180 If things hadn't worked this time, I would've given up. 882 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,478 Then you showed up and made a mess: 883 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:30,300 you burnt the tent, killed that bunny, threw me in the lake... 884 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,900 I never tried to play the hero before, 885 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,220 but she sure fell for it! 886 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,487 - Know what happened in the tent? - No! 887 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,873 She played hard to get for so long, but then... 888 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,620 Women are all the same. 889 01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:50,555 You know, love has nothing to do with sparks, 890 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,440 words, violins, and whatnot... 891 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,340 It's a science. 892 01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:01,220 It's a science with rules. Each of us has his own rules. 893 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:04,340 My first rule is to hit on all girls, 894 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,860 eventually one will put out, it's a statistical fact. 895 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,260 Rule two: women are like clean underwear. 896 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,820 You should always have an extra pair. 897 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,940 And don't think I'll be at the mercy of Stefania. 898 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:20,707 The other day at the club I met this chick... 899 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:24,120 She's so hot I call her "Honeybuns"! 900 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,155 Rule three: deny everything. 901 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,040 Even if they catch you, deny it. 902 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,636 Rule four: two cell phones. 903 01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:37,463 One for you, one for them, or else they drive you crazy. 904 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,780 And you said he was just a womanizer... 905 01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:45,396 - ...who hits on everyone. - I was wrong. 906 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:49,900 Men are strange, you never know what's in their heads. 907 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,380 My clients' last check-up was today, I can leave now. 908 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,580 - Hi, Barbara. - Silvia. 909 01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:56,940 - This is my son. - Hello. 910 01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:01,580 Plus, after this weekend, you don't need me anymore. 911 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,940 You've got it under control? 912 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,180 Right? 913 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:07,820 She's in love. 914 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,020 She doesn't view him as a man, but as a cyborg 915 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,380 who swims like Tarzan, 916 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,340 writes like Dante, and heals like Dr. House. 917 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,340 Inflated balloons, I've seen lots of them burst. 918 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:23,719 Thanks dad, but it's pointless now. 919 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,340 Who am I kidding... 920 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,955 you, me and especially her. 921 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,780 Enough. 922 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:35,547 - Don't be so negative. - One more thing I have to say... 923 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,540 University. 924 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,900 I won't graduate, 925 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,040 I dropped out a few years ago. 926 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,620 I know you had other plans for me, 927 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,553 I'm sorry for disappointing you... 928 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,620 but it wasn't for me. 929 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,780 Go home and don't worry. 930 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,500 Marco... 931 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,760 Teacher, does it hurt? 932 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,180 A bit, 933 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,717 but don't worry, go play with the others. 934 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,237 - Thanks for coming with me. - Sure! 935 01:06:33,820 --> 01:06:35,860 You call this coffee? 936 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,220 Throw it away. 937 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,460 Dad! 938 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,180 Hi. 939 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,980 Anna, it's me. 940 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:07,420 Please cancel all my appointments for next week, 941 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,620 I have to stay here longer. 942 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,980 Thanks, bye. 943 01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,300 Well? 944 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,420 Do we agree? 945 01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:33,080 - Are you serious? - I'm in. 946 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,340 Dad! 947 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:42,879 - I thought you left? - It's best if I stay here. 948 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:47,100 We need to stick it to this bastard! 949 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,220 Don't go overboard. 950 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,552 No, this time Mary Poppins is right. 951 01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,060 No mercy for this guy. 952 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,140 Listen to this. 953 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,260 "Love" 954 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,620 "Isn't always what it seems" 955 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,580 "Be on the lookout" 956 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,940 "Or you might get fooled" 957 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,316 "He's hot, rich, cool" 958 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,235 "But take my advice" 959 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,720 "And open your eyes" 960 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,953 "Don't forget what his name is" 961 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:33,639 "Ettore, you're so hot" 962 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,395 "Ettore, you're so strong" 963 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,580 A song for you! 964 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,195 "But you're a bastard, Ettore" 965 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:47,033 "- Ettore, you're so on the ball" - It's funny! 966 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,795 I think I've seen that guy before... 967 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,540 Yeah, at the loser convention. 968 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:59,020 Thanks. 969 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,380 My turn. 970 01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:04,951 My first rule: men like him never say no. 971 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:16,998 Here, you're at number 3, he's at the court next to you. 972 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,500 Thanks. 973 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:24,940 Hi! 974 01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:29,590 - You're really good. - Thanks. 975 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,315 Can you help me with my serve? 976 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,620 Sure. 977 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,300 - I'm Ettore. - Mary. 978 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,660 Nice to meet you. 979 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,940 Come on. 980 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:48,623 - Do you have any tennis experience? - Zero. 981 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:54,287 - All right, you hold the ball. - Okay. 982 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,540 Hold the racket tight, 983 01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:00,740 toss the ball and swing the racket in an arc-like motion, 984 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:03,100 while rotating your hips. 985 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:05,420 - Give it a try. - Up... 986 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,353 Swing and hit. See? You're not bad. 987 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,520 It's all in the hips. 988 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,950 Guys, do you think it already happened? 989 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,100 Now. 990 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:27,340 - Come here. - Shut up! 991 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:30,140 You like it rough... 992 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:32,500 Let go. 993 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,420 Don't hit me! 994 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,020 And now, my creation steps in. 995 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,860 Killer weed... 996 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,660 Now. 997 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,780 Do it right. 998 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,300 "- Hello?" - Stefania, it's Marco. 999 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,567 "- Is this a bad time?" - No, go ahead. 1000 01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:02,060 - What's up? "- I'm waiting for that jerk, Ettore." 1001 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,980 "He's over an hour late," "I'm not waiting anymore." 1002 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,260 Wait, I've got nothing to do... 1003 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:12,260 "I'll come hang out with you," "then maybe he'll show up." 1004 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:15,831 Okay, I'm at Caf� Sant'Eustachio, know it? 1005 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:29,957 Maybe he's tied up and didn't have time to let you know. 1006 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:35,116 Maybe I'm just paranoid, he's been busy with tennis practice. 1007 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:39,900 - For Saturday's tournament? - Yes, it means a lot to him. 1008 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,460 - You'd better come. - Of course. 1009 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,860 I'm sure that's why he forgot. 1010 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:49,377 And you thought he was out looking for another girl... 1011 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:56,516 - He's got the prettiest girl already. - You're sweet. 1012 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,949 You're dressed differently... 1013 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:04,393 What happened to those funny T-shirts of yours? 1014 01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:11,587 I didn't find anything in there, 1015 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:15,720 apart from tons of trophies, medals, and plaques. 1016 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,150 And... this. 1017 01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:22,140 Ladies and gentlemen, straight from his hard disk. 1018 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,380 You're a genius. 1019 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:26,740 I know. 1020 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:32,400 You have no idea, he has a huge collection of women 1021 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,700 of all types and ages, 1022 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:39,220 all organized in a file with photos, info, ratings... it's insane! 1023 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,180 Look here. 1024 01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,660 "Violetta: lover of good food, Flamenco dancer." 1025 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:47,070 Wow, what a body! 1026 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:50,420 In fact, he gave her an 8.5, but I'd give her a 9. 1027 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,220 And her? 1028 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,472 "Salesclerk in a lingerie store." 1029 01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,480 Lingerie, just like the party. 1030 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:04,677 - He calls this one "Honeybuns". - That's "Honeybuns"? 1031 01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:08,516 - So trashy! - There's a video of her too! 1032 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,540 "Yes, Honeybuns!" 1033 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,900 - What is that? - An armpit. 1034 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:17,340 He is a total maniac! Shut it off, please. 1035 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:19,700 No, let me see. 1036 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:24,380 - Wonder if he filmed you. - No, he didn't have time to. 1037 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,359 - And here's Stefania... - No, guys! 1038 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:30,780 - Relax, there's nothing here. - Yet... 1039 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,540 Enough, we have everything we need. 1040 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,950 This time we can't fail. 1041 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,340 Ettore has no idea who he is up against. 1042 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,660 Let's get started. 1043 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,116 Dear Honeybuns... 1044 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:49,093 there's a tennis tournament at the club this weekend. 1045 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:54,140 Wait, when they read this they'll call him... 1046 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,500 Right. 1047 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:59,640 Unless someone tampered with his love phone 1048 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:04,272 and forwarded all his calls to another cell phone... 1049 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:08,230 - That's why I like this Annamaria! - Mary. 1050 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:10,300 She's bright. 1051 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,660 Hi Enrica, 1052 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:19,240 you should come by the tennis club on Saturday afternoon... 1053 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:25,720 Hey Natalia, I'm sorry for what I did to you... 1054 01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:29,039 Hi Stella, my phone is broken. 1055 01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:33,354 I'll make it up to you, let's meet Saturday at 4:00 1056 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,860 at the tennis club. 1057 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,860 Court number 4, Pasquini and Marazza. 1058 01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:54,670 Court number 2, Bernabei and Muffato... 1059 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:58,607 - How are you feeling? - I'm pumped up! 1060 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,660 - Ettore, there you are. - Hi. 1061 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:05,400 - I've been waiting. - Really? 1062 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,700 I have to go, my match is starting soon. 1063 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,217 But you told me to come here! 1064 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:15,156 I'm glad you apologized for behaving badly. 1065 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,620 - Please... - Who's that? 1066 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:21,660 Look at his face, the bastard is losing his cool. 1067 01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:25,260 It's time you explained a few things to me. 1068 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,740 - Explain what? - Hi, Honeybuns. 1069 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:31,660 - Honeybuns? - Forget honeybuns, this is a jam! 1070 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,620 - Who are these girls? - I have no idea. 1071 01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:37,235 I'm glad you contacted me. 1072 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,420 You know Ettore too? 1073 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,260 This must be a joke. 1074 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:49,360 What the heck is this charade about? 1075 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,660 I'm talking to him. 1076 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,860 Excuse me. 1077 01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:56,220 You're a piece of shit. 1078 01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,500 I don't even know you. 1079 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,700 - Who are you? - I'll kill you. 1080 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,060 What's he doing? 1081 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,033 - What did I do? - What did you do? 1082 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:11,660 - You fucked my girl! - Ettore, what's going on? 1083 01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:16,060 - What are you saying? - What, don't you remember her? 1084 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:18,660 - No. - Brunette with a tattoo? 1085 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,580 Paolo... 1086 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,660 You really don't remember? 1087 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:27,780 I'll refresh your memory, you shithead! 1088 01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:31,963 - Start explaining. - Hold on, I'll be right back. 1089 01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:37,823 - What is going on? - Just give me a second. 1090 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,835 Who are all these girls? 1091 01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:46,600 Can I have your attention please. 1092 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:56,673 I'm sure you all find this situation rather odd, 1093 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,860 but... 1094 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:05,203 there comes a time in life when a man must be straightforward. 1095 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:10,200 I realize I've made many mistakes... 1096 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:15,220 sorry, I'm getting emotional, 1097 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,119 and have hurt many of you. 1098 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,900 You too, my friend. 1099 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,940 - He's talking to you. - Yes. 1100 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:28,760 I'd like to apologize to you all, 1101 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,380 wholeheartedly. 1102 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,300 I'm a new man now, 1103 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,980 thanks to a special person. 1104 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:42,260 I wanted all the important women in my life to be here 1105 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:46,193 to say that thanks to her, I know what love is, 1106 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,300 real love. 1107 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:54,631 And as of today, my heart will only belong to... 1108 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:58,740 Stefania. 1109 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:07,678 - He's one great actor. - Invincible. 1110 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:11,587 We could use some of that stuff of yours now. 1111 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,476 Sorry, I've got a call. 1112 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,900 He did good. 1113 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,276 For once he was honest. 1114 01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,740 What a pity. 1115 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,257 Hey, you can't imagine what just happened. 1116 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:34,300 You'll never believe it, such a surreal situation. 1117 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,860 Know all those chicks I've been banging recently? 1118 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:41,860 I don't know how but they all showed up at the club. 1119 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,660 Crazy coincidence, total nightmare. 1120 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:47,100 I fed Stefania a load of bullshit, 1121 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,900 luckily she believed it, at least I have one left. 1122 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:56,380 I have a new rule: the bigger the lie, the more a woman falls for it. 1123 01:18:56,480 --> 01:18:58,300 It's a fact. 1124 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,817 - What an ass. - Unbelievable. 1125 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,540 Talk to you later. 1126 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,860 Stefania! 1127 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,260 My grandma... 1128 01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:19,300 - Really? - Now you're through... 1129 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,660 What's going on? 1130 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:36,180 "I can't take your call now," "leave me a message." 1131 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,947 Hey, Stefania. How are you doing? 1132 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,040 "What happened at the club..." 1133 01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,740 "was horrible." 1134 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:53,110 If you want to talk to someone about anything, 1135 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:55,740 call me. 1136 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,260 I'm here for you. 1137 01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,780 Bye. 1138 01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:14,500 Marco... 1139 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,860 your dad's at the buzzer. 1140 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:55,780 Make sure to give us the table near the window 1141 01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:59,297 and put some flowers on the table, thanks. 1142 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:05,437 - Romantic rendezvous? - Yes, my wedding anniversary. 1143 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:09,879 - It's important. - I thought you and women... 1144 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:14,380 - This is my wife. - So? 1145 01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:16,420 So... 1146 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:20,353 My wife is the most important thing in my life. 1147 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:24,220 - Looking for your son? - Yes, have you seen him? 1148 01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:28,792 This morning, but he left and I haven't seen him since. 1149 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,300 He's a good kid. 1150 01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:35,677 By the way, he left this here. 1151 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:31,427 10 RULES TO MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE 1152 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:54,540 Prehistoric stereo aside, 1153 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,260 there are 3 more rules. 1154 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,660 Don't mope, 1155 01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:02,460 don't write dumb shit on Facebook, 1156 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,643 and don't listen to depressing music. 1157 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:11,100 There are millions of girls out there who'd kill to be with you. 1158 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,460 Millions? 1159 01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:16,020 Thousands. 1160 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:49,380 "- Hello?" - Hi, ch�rie. How are you? 1161 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:51,660 "- Fine, and you?" - Swell. 1162 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,593 I have a favor to ask, I think you can help me. 1163 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:59,356 That's a pepper plant, that's tomato... 1164 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,700 Patrizio, dig deeper. 1165 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:04,060 Okay, good. 1166 01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:08,593 - Pass me the water. - Water? Right away. 1167 01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:11,396 Good work, Elena. 1168 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:18,396 - Can I dig too? - Sure, right near the tomato. 1169 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,580 Marco? 1170 01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:31,820 This is yours. 1171 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,600 Someone had me read this, since you were too shy. 1172 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:40,900 Now I know who you are. 1173 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:46,580 If I'd looked past your exterior, you wouldn't have needed that charade. 1174 01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:50,763 Maybe things between us could've gone differently, 1175 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:54,397 but we messed everything up. 1176 01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:00,550 I'm going to Paris. 1177 01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:04,835 I need some time alone. 1178 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:11,660 Take care. 1179 01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:23,060 Teacher, 1180 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,790 how far away is Paris? 1181 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,460 Wait, Stefania! 1182 01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:39,180 Gross! 1183 01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:44,257 I should've done this sooner, 1184 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,660 is it too late now? 1185 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,740 No. 1186 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:01,180 "All is well now." 1187 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:04,380 "I took out a loan" "and fulfilled my dream" 1188 01:26:04,480 --> 01:26:06,220 "of having my own day care." 1189 01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:09,820 "It's official," "I'll be a great teacher." 1190 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:15,497 "My friends" "are the same old jerk-offs," 1191 01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:19,307 "truth be told," "I'm the one who's changed." 1192 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:24,340 "At the end of this all I realized" "there's only one rule in love:" 1193 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:26,716 "that no rules exist." 1194 01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:31,860 "That's why love" "always surprises us." 1195 01:26:31,960 --> 01:26:34,780 - Hi, it's me. - Did something happen to Marco? 1196 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:38,157 No, why would something have happened? 1197 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,420 We never talk, so I got worried. 1198 01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:43,831 It's a pity, we should talk more often. 1199 01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:47,913 Are you nuts? We've been separated for 7 years. 1200 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:49,540 I'm slow. 1201 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:52,500 "It's important to have the guts" "to be yourself," 1202 01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:56,820 "because we all, trust me," "will find our soul mate." 1203 01:26:56,920 --> 01:27:00,980 "It's the law of nature:" "the male always finds his female." 1204 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:04,060 "Even if this isn't always" "a good thing..." 1205 01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:08,243 How did the male get here? He pollinated them all! 1206 01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:13,500 Now what'll I smoke? 1207 01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:19,820 Radio Dee Jay, 1208 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,860 how shall we wrap up this session on love? 1209 01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:25,220 - Love... is great! - Bravo! 1210 01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:29,620 Love is great like the sun, like the sea, like the sky... 1211 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:31,860 We get the point. 1212 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:36,000 Love is also arguing about a sock left on the bed. 1213 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,180 Is it yours? Why! 1214 01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:40,860 My girl wears terry cloth socks. 1215 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:45,417 Plus you have a person who squeezes your blackheads. 1216 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:50,220 That image just convinced all of our listeners to fall in love. 1217 01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:52,500 Love is fighting over the remote control. 1218 01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:56,220 You want to watch the game, she wants her soap operas. 1219 01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:59,660 Your lives are devastated by your relationships. 1220 01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:03,900 But we're trying to convince you that having the right partner in life 1221 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,660 is the greatest thing. 1222 01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:08,100 There's only one rule I know. 1223 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,420 What? 1224 01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:12,260 Credit card, that way you pick, you do it... 1225 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:15,040 Careful, never pay more than 1,000 euro in cash... 1226 01:28:15,140 --> 01:28:17,140 ...or you'll need an invoice. 1227 01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:18,860 A no-limit credit card. 1228 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:22,700 Jokes aside, we hope you found the right person, 1229 01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,140 who's sitting next to you, 1230 01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:27,631 someone you just found on the highway. 1231 01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:30,660 Friends, that's all for now. Thanks from... 1232 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:31,880 - Giorgio. - Gabriele. 1233 01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:33,220 And Furio... 1234 01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:37,140 and remember, love one another, love one another. 1235 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:40,074 Them, not us! 1236 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:08,000 www.prijevodi-online.org 90702